Your view is too simplistic The cork and the spinny guy basically make the same coffee, sure, but when people make coffee like this the goal isn't max time/cost efficiency, the goal is max satisfaction. This is a hobby, the process relaxes them And the spinny guy is clearly more satisfying and relaxing than the cork
@@blueygooey8899not for everyone. There is something special, when you work with the coffee itself instead of spinnning next tool. It just as using hand tamper vs tamper machine
@@yagesh287 no. its a hobby dude, they dont do this to show off, because they know no one cares, they do it to see the result of their hard work, and this guy works to show people the things they like doing. Its the same as any other complex or 'unnecessary' hobbies, like speedrunning, people learn how to abuse a game for barely better times, but no one says anything about that.
@@SDofNAVA this level of extreme coffee making is a hobby, do you honestly think they sit down for 3 hours every morning to do this before work? Some probably, but most this is a hobby, to see how good they can make their coffee, this guy has said multiple times in his other shorts this is a hobby, anything can be hobby dude, just like how cooking can be hobby but im sure you have never questioned 'when did cooking become a hobby' its the same thing one is just a drink instead of food.
Part of me thinks this is incredibly stupid, but the other part of me completely understands. It's like sintered brake pads and adjustable pre-load suspension on my motorcycle. Most people have no idea what it's good for and would never need it, but I can feel the difference and it improves the quality of my ride.
Coffee enthusiasts will literally learn engineering, astrophysics, chemistry, advanced mathematics, and theoretical physics just to make a bunch of crushed beans taste 0.005% smoother Edit: I hate that I have to preface this but I am not hating on coffee drinkers in any regard, it's just a level of slander that borders on shitposting and nothing more. No one should seriously hate someone for a sort of hobby such as coffee making, unless the person with said hobby is actively mocking someone else as being inferior.
I'm really fed up with everyone being extremely understanding and not judgemental to each other. And I'm judging paying any penny for these minor adjustment bullsh*t extremely stupid. I mean, adopt a meaningful cause or help the f*cking bigger world problems rather than making 0.0000001% improvements on your God damn coffee for $250.
@ImPickledEggsooh also eat the whole beans raw before roasting, let it go through your body. Really process it and pick the seeds out of the waste. I hear it gives a rich earthy taste
I dont know if anyone else feels this but i find it so fascinating how we humans take such a simple design and build on it, creating something way different than the original. Be it bad or good we create, making more possibilities, almost endlessly.
I would love to be in the business meetings. Jim: "Shelly do you really think there's anyone on this planet stupid enough to buy this thing for over 200 dollars, when they can make one out of a cork and needles?" Shelly: "Never underestimate the stupidity of hipsters Jim." Hipsters: "Woah I can like totally taste the difference man."
As a tea nerd, I look at coffee nerds whenever I worry that I'm getting too serious about my hot leaf water as a way of keeping myself grounded, pun fully intended. I do have a pour-over system, French press, and an okayish grinder, but that's just because I like a decent cuppa every now and again, don't like the waste of pods, and already had the electric kettle for my tea setup. I'm not going to spend thousands of dollars and spend forty minutes making a single shot of espresso.
Yea quite literally.First time you do drugs you barely know what you're doing,then you fet a bong or whatever then you start taking dabs then you learn how to actually temp out your dabs n not j take them red hot eviscerating your lungs lol So yea very similar,but I mean it is a drug n you'll go thru the same thing with basically anything from sports to reading to science etc.. That's the point of life,evolution in all ways good or bad.
A lot of people have ingenuity for things they're passionate about. If we got more people into, for example, healthcare, astrophysics, robotics or environmental science we could be living far, far beyond the future.
@@GracedSeeker763 not all but guys who spend 10.000 USD on a speaker box because they claim to hear the difference with a 2000 USD box, when they are off an age that they probably don't hear anything above 5000Hz. Just as with coffee, some people make coffee in a 10 dollar pot, others need a 200.000 dollar machine for it
People call anything that rich people can drop thousands on “elitist” you can built a amazing hifi for a couple hundred bucks like you can build a great coffee setup for a couple hundred bucks, but all people see on youtube and tiktok is the extreme end of the hobby and think that it’s all like that, it’s not and oftentimes is much cheaper than hobbies like computers because this stuff never goes obsolete, unlike a gpu after 5 years
@@dylanwinters7847 i dont need social media to know that people spend thousands on HiFi equipment, was already happening way before there was internet. Don't know about you but i don't spend thousands on computers, whereas many hifi elitists don't do years with their equipment as there is always something new. 'A few hundred bucks for HiFi' you have not met many hifi enthusiasts did you?
Wowwww. Thank you. New information for us as espresso drinkers. Not sure the price point on this but if there was an affordable one I would consider buying it.
This whole scene is just people trying to justify absolutely insane and useless purchases in whatever way possible. Most just say "oh it relaxes me", i bet there are much better ways to relax than spend a couple hundred on a spinny thing that distributes EVEN MORE EVEN
Coffee and tea heads are basically the Sonic and Knuckles of being annoying about some of the most commonly drank beverages in human history. I say this as the superior coffee head.
@@cherrycordiaI there's also mate heads, believe it or not. I found some guy on shorts who is EXTREMELY dedicated to having good quality mate and following all the social rules of drinking it
And at the end of the day, my Brazilian northeastern grandma could use cheap coffee from the grocery store and filter it through an old sock and it would still taste better cause it was sweet old grandma who made it
I always find it interesting how fixations and hobbies evolve. Car maintenance, model building, painting, beer making, pastry creation (I personally have a vendetta against fondant but thats a different story), lawn maintenance, gardening, tea ceremonies, wood carving, tinkering, and whatever else there is. Its all a culmination of finding that interest and pouring your time into developing it and I am honestly just happy to see how people develop their hobby, craft, and interest in amusing creative ways.
@@thetarr2 It's not that deep. I simply hate fondant. It's sacrificing the care put into a baked confectionary for the sake of a stable art piece. It usually doesn't taste good, it's often store bought over made from scratch and it just cheapens the overall thing in my opinion. I respect patissiers and confectioners but that line between the two being fondant just irks me. I can't say that for any other craft specific thing except fondant.
@@Max-js1mxno because theres a purpose to keeping your car clean, your car looks presentable and it keeps it in better condition plus everyone enjoys cars and likes looking at them. theres no purpose in buying all this overpriced bs just to make a cup of coffee that tastes the same as dunkin or starbucks and this type of shit is a niche that not many care about 💀
Rookie. He is facing slightly off north. You have to WDT at bearing 183 @ 0400 hours, let rest at 28.5 degree room with no more than 3960 lumens of light for 36 minutes.
These people don't work, they got money form daddy to buy this shit so they pretend they know better than the starbucks barista that dumped them in high school. It's literally a grifter hobby.
@@RealTeaChickno because they are coffee people they don’t sleep at night and thus show up late anyways because they wanted 20 extra minutes of sleep after wake up alarm rang
Aliens in 10,000,000 years “And so the ape-folk were domesticated by this bean. Over generations they steered their civilation into a direction of dependence on the caffeine it was so laden with, until one day the ape-folk escaped their maternal planet and spread the bean amongst the stars. For this we thank them, because although they are long extinct to their obsession with *checks notes* skin colour, we Alpha Centauri can enjoy the beanwater today, and all days. All hail the bean.” “All hail the bean!”
@@AECH_CH the grind, tamping pressure, water temperature, water pressure. This channel has never pulled a decent shot. By decent, I mean on par with Starbucks in 2004.
there's an actual, physical, scientific and measurable a difference between 5$ and 5000$ speakers. this is just an inefficient way to distribute powders.
@@kirbgameing i don’t disagree with that, and its true. However, there is a point where it’s basically the changes become so minimal you’re just wasting money. What difference does it actually make to the coffee if its moved around with sewing needles vs acupuncture needles?
@@LyricsFred I guess because they're thinner and flexibele it allows it to move it smoother in between the coffe gorunds, but i cant see much difference if it spins in a regular circle or if it spins in the fibonacci sequence
@unfadingtoast1 ya know you can say the same with "It's just soda" "It's just cocaine" or "It's just heroin" list goes on. in the end, everything is a hobby if you do it enough.
@slimbo4106 basically all im saying is don't put to much into a hobby to the point it costs you a fortune. could care less if someone's hobby is drugs or coffee as long as they don't put themselves 100k in the hole. i learned that the hard way with my old game hobby.
I have a flair hand press espresso machine, a ceramic burr hand grinder, and a 3D printed WDM tool. Whole setup cost me like $250. It's amazing how much better the espresso i make at home is compared to the espresso at a normal cafe. I use it almost every day and I've saved so much money and im having better coffee
If you drink coffee everyday, buying your own equipment will quickly become more inexpensive than buying a cup out in the long run -- on top of the nice feeling of making something you enjoy yourself (e.g. cooking).
I choose cork with needles. My wine bottle has a cork and I have plenty of needles in my sewing kit. It does the same job as those fancy spinny gadgets and it's essentially free.
That's wild? You know what's really wild? Optograms. You can remove your eye, cut it in half, put it in some chemicals for a while and with some other tinkering, you can extract what you last saw while still seeing with that eye and transfer it onto a photographic paper. This has been done with some rabbits (and humans who passed away). So you can effectively turn your actual physical eyes 👀 into a camera 📸. THAT'S wild. (I blame vsauce for knowing this)
@@gro967 good for you. Get a life man…. It’s just coffee. There are people that can’t afford a £3 coffee and you’re out here recommending a €460 tool to ‘evenly distribute’ coffee grounds? Life’s been far too easy for you… you need some perspective. He also has a macchiato video where he uses a cork with needles and you can see that the shot pulls the EXACT same way. Sooooooo you’re wrong.
And at the end of the day it does the exact same thing as the cork with needles.
Yes
are you familiar with what a "hobby" is
Your view is too simplistic
The cork and the spinny guy basically make the same coffee, sure, but when people make coffee like this the goal isn't max time/cost efficiency, the goal is max satisfaction. This is a hobby, the process relaxes them
And the spinny guy is clearly more satisfying and relaxing than the cork
@@blueygooey8899not for everyone. There is something special, when you work with the coffee itself instead of spinnning next tool.
It just as using hand tamper vs tamper machine
@@coraqualia Ofc I am.
I swear coffee nerd would make a fusion reactor just to get 1% more extraction
It's all pretentious
@@yagesh287 no. its a hobby dude, they dont do this to show off, because they know no one cares, they do it to see the result of their hard work, and this guy works to show people the things they like doing. Its the same as any other complex or 'unnecessary' hobbies, like speedrunning, people learn how to abuse a game for barely better times, but no one says anything about that.
They do it because they enjoy the process of making coffee, their end goal isn't just a vessel for caffeine.
A whole one percent? They’d INVENT fusion reactors for that level of increase
@@SDofNAVA this level of extreme coffee making is a hobby, do you honestly think they sit down for 3 hours every morning to do this before work? Some probably, but most this is a hobby, to see how good they can make their coffee, this guy has said multiple times in his other shorts this is a hobby, anything can be hobby dude, just like how cooking can be hobby but im sure you have never questioned 'when did cooking become a hobby' its the same thing one is just a drink instead of food.
As someone into a totally different unrelated hobby, rapid tool evolution in the internet age is one of my life's joys
Part of me thinks this is incredibly stupid, but the other part of me completely understands. It's like sintered brake pads and adjustable pre-load suspension on my motorcycle. Most people have no idea what it's good for and would never need it, but I can feel the difference and it improves the quality of my ride.
The bean water fans be goin crazy
Nah bro u did them dirty
Yesss
Enough money, time, and boredom. Also caffeine.
We have tons of energy
leaf water here
This is the most first world thing I’ve ever seen
It's grifter and scammer paradise. Rich people buy this junk and get the same espresso you can make for less than $1.
Very accurate!
Status symbol
Wait till you see the paper weight bubble
I’m gonna vomit
I am not a fan of coffee, but I love the dedication some enthusiasts have for making it
Me: it’s just coffee…
Him: “skull emoji”
💀
@@russkof619elite3
💀💀
It's a hobby dude
Coffee enthusiasts will literally learn engineering, astrophysics, chemistry, advanced mathematics, and theoretical physics just to make a bunch of crushed beans taste 0.005% smoother
Edit: I hate that I have to preface this but I am not hating on coffee drinkers in any regard, it's just a level of slander that borders on shitposting and nothing more. No one should seriously hate someone for a sort of hobby such as coffee making, unless the person with said hobby is actively mocking someone else as being inferior.
You mean 0.000001% and they can't even tell. They just believe. This is wine snobs but way more hardcore
Yes, we will
I'm really fed up with everyone being extremely understanding and not judgemental to each other. And I'm judging paying any penny for these minor adjustment bullsh*t extremely stupid. I mean, adopt a meaningful cause or help the f*cking bigger world problems rather than making 0.0000001% improvements on your God damn coffee for $250.
To make coffee taste lim x->0- x% better
@@MMC_Production I'd argue people are allowed to care about things you don't and don't care about things you do
You know you’ll get a better tasting espresso if you individually roast each bean to perfection
LMAO. You just gave a whole bunch of snobs a new idea
you grow beans yourself out of your OWN soil
@pizzafevers6520 don't forget going in another country to get the perfect climate for your coffee.
The soil also need the right nourishment.
@ImPickledEggsooh also eat the whole beans raw before roasting, let it go through your body. Really process it and pick the seeds out of the waste. I hear it gives a rich earthy taste
Use beans harvested only in leap year, they have one day extra growth time, to develop more flavour.
I dont know if anyone else feels this but i find it so fascinating how we humans take such a simple design and build on it, creating something way different than the original. Be it bad or good we create, making more possibilities, almost endlessly.
Either mission creel or over engineering. Both are hillarously funny.
same with cars
trunk pull handle on lada still works
gofy ahh button on a 2007 nissan
My god I hate these videos with a burning passion hot enough to melt hell itself. But yet here I am watching more of them
how do you hate these types of videos? theyre not bad
"Hello, can i have an esspresso?"
"Sure, how complicated do you want it?"
"Yes."
"Yo can I get an espresso?"
"Sure"
*Pulls out spinning needle doohickey*
@@user-tr2mb4xs7i👎
This one got me sneezing. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@user-tr2mb4xs7ithat sir is too simplistic.”
These manufacturers laughing all the way to the bank 😂
while spraying flames
I would love to be in the business meetings.
Jim: "Shelly do you really think there's anyone on this planet stupid enough to buy this thing for over 200 dollars, when they can make one out of a cork and needles?"
Shelly: "Never underestimate the stupidity of hipsters Jim."
Hipsters: "Woah I can like totally taste the difference man."
😂 your areally funy men.hipster addicted to amazon
No different than the guys selling shovels and pans during the gold rush.
Them dudes were laughing all the way to the bank.
It's the same as the audiofools saying they can hear the difference when they use a $5000 solid silver power cable.
Me whose making coffee by spitting out chewed up raw coffee beans into a glass of water:
I dont like coffee but like your channel keep up the good work
Every waking day I am glad I'm not a coffee nerd
same
As a tea nerd, I look at coffee nerds whenever I worry that I'm getting too serious about my hot leaf water as a way of keeping myself grounded, pun fully intended. I do have a pour-over system, French press, and an okayish grinder, but that's just because I like a decent cuppa every now and again, don't like the waste of pods, and already had the electric kettle for my tea setup. I'm not going to spend thousands of dollars and spend forty minutes making a single shot of espresso.
Id rather be a coffee nerd than something like a stamp connoisseur
@@maybeharold only person mentioning anything about stamp collectors is you lmao
@@maybeharolda stamp connoisseur is 10x better then a coffee nerd
In my opinion this is the elegant equivalent of a drug addiction
Fr.
Same thing as buying a jewel encrusted grinder and using 100 dollar bills as rolling paper.
coffee is quite literally a narcotic and yet they call potheads losers💀
Coffee is literally an addictive narcotic tho
Yea quite literally.First time you do drugs you barely know what you're doing,then you fet a bong or whatever then you start taking dabs then you learn how to actually temp out your dabs n not j take them red hot eviscerating your lungs lol So yea very similar,but I mean it is a drug n you'll go thru the same thing with basically anything from sports to reading to science etc.. That's the point of life,evolution in all ways good or bad.
The cocaine cabana rather than a crack house.
I don’t even drink espresso and have never been interested in it but every time I see one of this persons shorts I stay and watch it
This man will not rest til NASA grade laser beams are evenly distributing his coffee
If coffee nerds would use their ingenuity to invent actual useful things we'd be living in the future
We DO live in the future!!
A lot of people have ingenuity for things they're passionate about. If we got more people into, for example, healthcare, astrophysics, robotics or environmental science we could be living far, far beyond the future.
Coffee is a prerequisite for all subsequent activities, so... no.
@@1lllllllll1 Coffee is not vital to productivity. I can function just fine without it.
Lol
I usually put the needles in my instant coffee. It makes it way more exciting to drink.
Its even funner when i use dirty needles
its even funnier when you use used hyperdermic needles
Ty for giving me the best chuckle ive had in a while 😂
I prefer surgical needles, you can use it as a straw later.
I see your point.
I can't really bring coffee. But I've very happy to see people making their coffee enjoying more efficient and effective.
We need a draft if this is what people are doing with their time
I love how these are people who are willing to do anything for a slightly better shot off espresso
There are espresso machines for more than 200.000 usd. It is elitist crap, like expensive wines and HiFi stuff
@@Ed19601HiFi’s are elitist now? Am I getting old?
@@GracedSeeker763 not all but guys who spend 10.000 USD on a speaker box because they claim to hear the difference with a 2000 USD box, when they are off an age that they probably don't hear anything above 5000Hz.
Just as with coffee, some people make coffee in a 10 dollar pot, others need a 200.000 dollar machine for it
People call anything that rich people can drop thousands on “elitist” you can built a amazing hifi for a couple hundred bucks like you can build a great coffee setup for a couple hundred bucks, but all people see on youtube and tiktok is the extreme end of the hobby and think that it’s all like that, it’s not and oftentimes is much cheaper than hobbies like computers because this stuff never goes obsolete, unlike a gpu after 5 years
@@dylanwinters7847 i dont need social media to know that people spend thousands on HiFi equipment, was already happening way before there was internet. Don't know about you but i don't spend thousands on computers, whereas many hifi elitists don't do years with their equipment as there is always something new. 'A few hundred bucks for HiFi' you have not met many hifi enthusiasts did you?
People in 1900: in 2023 will have flying cars
People in 2023: Evolution of Espresso tools
Drug addicts**
@@Byaah191idk I never drank coffee but I would rather be addicted to coffee than meth imo
You can go n do something about it
Also there's flying cars already
Meh flying cars are fkkin stupid anyway
@@CJ-my6hyyes and it is called an airplane
The fact that I watched this evolve on line and not even realize that I was watching it evolve is crazy
Wowwww. Thank you. New information for us as espresso drinkers. Not sure the price point on this but if there was an affordable one I would consider buying it.
If you think about it, stoners and espresso drinkers have a lot in common.
I am a former stoner and into a little coffee too, whenever I start my mokapot routine I get a feeling which is eerily similar to rolling a joint. 😅
This comment made me cackle it’s so true
Stoners better as they are less pretentious
The shit you buy for weed does a whole lot more for your bud or dab than any of this shit does for coffee but yes they’re very similar
Because coffee is a glorified stimulator drug
I'm always amazed at the amount of time and meticulous attention to detail that people put into designing and making drug paraphernalia.
Haha. Coffee is definitely my drug of choice.
@@AgentI0Iwhat do you think caffeine is
@@AgentI0I - Caffeine is by far the most popular drug in the world.
@@AgentI0Ithe caffeine that people drink coffee for is a drug
@@AgentI0Icaffeine is indeed a drug lol
I love that the cup at the end looks like you’ve made a perfect latte every time
О, это моя любимая штучка в этих видео, гениальная прилада! 😊🎉
"Use our brand new, nano robots tool to distribute your coffee EVEN more EVEN, than EVEN EVEN meant before"
This whole scene is just people trying to justify absolutely insane and useless purchases in whatever way possible. Most just say "oh it relaxes me", i bet there are much better ways to relax than spend a couple hundred on a spinny thing that distributes EVEN MORE EVEN
@@theanonymouscommenter976yeah but who cares everybody pays for something stupid
How unnecessary expensive do you want it to be?😂
consume useless tools to not miss out on coffee that tastes literally exactly the same as the one that you didnt use our tool with
@@maggoteater2290that doesn't cancel out how dumb it is
We all have that one friend that gets high AF and starts building shit.
💀guilty
I feel called out
So I'm not just a little weird? Good.
Can't relate, don't got any friends :(
Yes
I don’t even like coffee but i love watching these videos
I don't even drink coffee, I just like watching the gadgets that people make to get a better drink.
coffee heads are the most dedicated people I've ever seen. And they do all of this for a bit more high quality coffee
Coffee is a drug. We are addicts
This is the equivalent of a crack addictpicking out the perfect pipe to smoke out of @@denilla8034
This is like a weed addict getting good paper good weed and a tool for rolling
Coffee and tea heads are basically the Sonic and Knuckles of being annoying about some of the most commonly drank beverages in human history. I say this as the superior coffee head.
@@cherrycordiaI there's also mate heads, believe it or not. I found some guy on shorts who is EXTREMELY dedicated to having good quality mate and following all the social rules of drinking it
as a barista and average coffee enthusiast i have never seen or used that tool before, i just give the grounds a little shake to distribute it😭
That's where you're going wrong
@@Professor-Scientist it's not going wrong if they're okay with the result
@@Professor-Scientist Same effect achieved, just less pretentious.
@@lordfrz9339no? The beans being even makes it better i used to do that thrn i used the needle thing and my god its diffrent
@@starsnipe-yp5hx Sure, cause you think it works so it does. Its all placebo.
Coffee enthusiasts: "Putting needles in a cork makes my coffee better."
Engineers: "Let me upgrade that a notch for ya!"
And at the end of the day, my Brazilian northeastern grandma could use cheap coffee from the grocery store and filter it through an old sock and it would still taste better cause it was sweet old grandma who made it
“You’re 6 hours late for work”
“Sorry I was making a coffee”
Ya right, people who do this shit only work 6 hours a week. And they own the company. They are never late.
These are great ball scratches too
His 6 hours latte for work?, it doesn't make sense.
@@virtualongit’s a joke, imagine that right 🤯
@@absolutelyliberated1357 read his comment carefully
Coffee drinkers would study quantum physics for a 0.1% taste improvement
Does it change the taste, though? I don't drink coffee so I wouldn't no, I'm genuinely asking
@@valerial9081no it doesn’t
Reality: They don't study crap and these UA-camrs are just a branch of the marketing department for the industry, pushing out whatever garbage
@@4f52you don't need to be triggered for literally anything
@@soupdrinkerwell if the distribution is not even you will taste difference even if you're not a coffee person
I just liked how it spins
I always find it interesting how fixations and hobbies evolve. Car maintenance, model building, painting, beer making, pastry creation (I personally have a vendetta against fondant but thats a different story), lawn maintenance, gardening, tea ceremonies, wood carving, tinkering, and whatever else there is. Its all a culmination of finding that interest and pouring your time into developing it and I am honestly just happy to see how people develop their hobby, craft, and interest in amusing creative ways.
Well now we need to know what's with the fondant vendetta
@@thetarr2 It's not that deep. I simply hate fondant. It's sacrificing the care put into a baked confectionary for the sake of a stable art piece. It usually doesn't taste good, it's often store bought over made from scratch and it just cheapens the overall thing in my opinion. I respect patissiers and confectioners but that line between the two being fondant just irks me. I can't say that for any other craft specific thing except fondant.
Okay. After writing all that I guess it was somewhat deep.
Technology speeds up in times of war, culture in times of peace.
@fcgHenden this is a beautifully underrated comment and I thank you for it. 🙏😇
“And thus a new personality was born”
They be breaking laws of physics just to make a better coffee 💀
The definition of reinventing the wheel
-How would you like your coffee sir?
-Abused
Underrated comment
At this point people are studying molecular physics to make good coffee
We figured out good coffee a long while ago. People just have too much free time.
@@ajeje1996yeah, it's called a cezve, or djezva in balkan countries
He’s gonna be livid at my Folgers $20 coffee pot setup
Screw coffee, that last one is a damn medieval torture device💀
This is the literal definition of "doin way too much"
do car guys who clean their car everyday and keep it shiny doing way too much? or do all you care about is skibidi toilet 😂
@@Max-js1mx the fuck is skibidi toilet?
@@Max-js1mx its called a joke man
@@TheonlyCamera-Manoh no 💀actually clueless
@@Max-js1mxno because theres a purpose to keeping your car clean, your car looks presentable and it keeps it in better condition plus everyone enjoys cars and likes looking at them. theres no purpose in buying all this overpriced bs just to make a cup of coffee that tastes the same as dunkin or starbucks and this type of shit is a niche that not many care about 💀
We call them weed grinders
You grind flower with needles?
@@ChipCheerio I grind it with your mum.
@@ChipCheerioit's more like little blades but yeah
facts
was thinking the same thing. I can get this at my smoke shop for $10. 🤣
I like the way that coffee nerds are so argumentative and bang on about their hobby lol
Shaker cup with a board game piece in it: "hello there"
Rookie. He is facing slightly off north. You have to WDT at bearing 183 @ 0400 hours, let rest at 28.5 degree room with no more than 3960 lumens of light for 36 minutes.
Gold comment. I think you forgot to add that each of that ground bean size should be 0.31 nm with CI 98%
No, no, you got it all wrong. The ground bean size should be 0.32 nm instead of 0.31 nm. CI should be 99%.
“The coffee scene”
*is regularly 30 minutes late for work
These people don't work, they got money form daddy to buy this shit so they pretend they know better than the starbucks barista that dumped them in high school.
It's literally a grifter hobby.
But they're awake, so does that make up for it because I'm not Lol
@@RealTeaChickno because they are coffee people they don’t sleep at night and thus show up late anyways because they wanted 20 extra minutes of sleep after wake up alarm rang
my dad used to use the back of a random kitchen knife to scrape it flat. these gadgets are very satisfying though
Every time I watch your channel, I see that you have all of the things. And I mean allllllll of them.
😏😋
“have you seen my weed grinder bruh🤨”
“uh nope haven’t seen it🤔”
Bro prolly never seen a grinder. In his world you shoot up weed and grind coffee😂😂
@@tomguth3714 literally just a sharp ass grinder😭
DANG IT I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT💀
@@tomguth3714how do you think coffee grounds are made, friend?
In 100 years, we will find that even ground coffee has sentience and we were torturing it all along.
Lol 😂
Aliens in 10,000,000 years
“And so the ape-folk were domesticated by this bean. Over generations they steered their civilation into a direction of dependence on the caffeine it was so laden with, until one day the ape-folk escaped their maternal planet and spread the bean amongst the stars.
For this we thank them, because although they are long extinct to their obsession with *checks notes* skin colour, we Alpha Centauri can enjoy the beanwater today, and all days.
All hail the bean.”
“All hail the bean!”
I have no clue why making the grains even matters but this is definitely interesting
“For a more evenly extraction.” 🤷🏽♂️ 😅
I love seeing people enjoy their hobbies, like hell yeah get that spinning gadget for your coffee!
Bro the amount of effort I see this guy do for a cup of coffee, it better cure cancer or smthin
I refuse to believe this channel isnt ragebait
"Weiss distribution technique"
why? you dont need to hate on coffeeheads. its very meticulous and perfectionist, but jts all just for fun in the end.
Like a Japanese Tea Ceremony. Basically nothing to do with the beverage itself after a certain point.
I wonder which parts of the process can be measured to have a significant impact on the taste of the final coffee (excluding placebo)
@@AECH_CH the grind, tamping pressure, water temperature, water pressure. This channel has never pulled a decent shot. By decent, I mean on par with Starbucks in 2004.
Ngl i think coffee bros are sick as hell. Rock on bro
Yall be doing the most for this cup of coffee
I have no interest in hot coffees of any variety, but I would absolutely watch a 90 minute video essay on the evolution of coffee tools.
Same!
They're so interesting!
Literally the opposite of the bozos that say "why should I care about this?, just drink that damn coffee" instead of skipping. :-)
documentary is the word you're looking for
Same
I love how people can seemingly get obssesed with the most random stuff. One guy is all about yerba mate, this guy all about the perfect espresso, etc
No because the short above this one was the yerba mate guy for me T°T
Seems like we watch the same stuff
Aguante el mate pa
And this is why they do it. You really think it's obsession, while they try to sell you more and more trash you don't need.
This thing is evolving faster than the game industry is stagnating.
you coffee nerds are so innovative
Audiophile products 🤝 Coffee Products
there's an actual, physical, scientific and measurable a difference between 5$ and 5000$ speakers. this is just an inefficient way to distribute powders.
Same with keyboard nerds 😅
@@kirbgameing i don’t disagree with that, and its true. However, there is a point where it’s basically the changes become so minimal you’re just wasting money. What difference does it actually make to the coffee if its moved around with sewing needles vs acupuncture needles?
@@LyricsFred I guess because they're thinner and flexibele it allows it to move it smoother in between the coffe gorunds, but i cant see much difference if it spins in a regular circle or if it spins in the fibonacci sequence
@@kirbgameing no, $5 speakers are indistinguishable from $5000 speakers
The Dried Fruit Water community is wild
Lmao. That one made me laugh 😂😂😂
The coffee meta just keeps evolving
Even we has this coffee tool evolving before GTA 6
The “I have money and time to waste” kit is looking proper luxurious 😅
You can say that with music, cars, jewelry, watch making, model rockets, etc....
@@goldenoodles6281no lmao
@@goldenoodles6281music? what????????
@@baskpro8232 youre the one who made the negative comment, but okay
@@baskpro8232no way you're gaslighting him 😭😭
I showed my sister this, and she said "coffee drinkers are moving like lettuce dealers. It's always something new with yall"
She’s got a point
@@johnrichards244”it’s just video games.” “It’s just guns.” “It’s just anime.” It’s just sports.” Let people enjoy what they enjoy.
@unfadingtoast1 ya know you can say the same with "It's just soda" "It's just cocaine" or "It's just heroin" list goes on. in the end, everything is a hobby if you do it enough.
@@Suno-ta-seiThat’s a bad take imo but it don’t affect anyone
@slimbo4106 basically all im saying is don't put to much into a hobby to the point it costs you a fortune. could care less if someone's hobby is drugs or coffee as long as they don't put themselves 100k in the hole. i learned that the hard way with my old game hobby.
BRO ITS JUST COFFEE OMG
Man, why is it so satisfying to watch people use these. 😩
Meanwhile my local coffee shop just puts coffee grounds in, tamps it and charges me $5 for a small.
I have a flair hand press espresso machine, a ceramic burr hand grinder, and a 3D printed WDM tool. Whole setup cost me like $250. It's amazing how much better the espresso i make at home is compared to the espresso at a normal cafe. I use it almost every day and I've saved so much money and im having better coffee
@@bi_swamp_thing okay and?
If you drink coffee everyday, buying your own equipment will quickly become more inexpensive than buying a cup out in the long run -- on top of the nice feeling of making something you enjoy yourself (e.g. cooking).
Okay I know hobbies can be niche, but this has got to be the definition of "work harder, not smarter"
This is the definition of "work for satisfaction, not for efficiency"
"Evolving faster than any normal person can keep track of"
*proceeds to keep track of it*
I choose cork with needles. My wine bottle has a cork and I have plenty of needles in my sewing kit. It does the same job as those fancy spinny gadgets and it's essentially free.
I’m a Barista and I can guarantee you won’t “taste” the difference 😂
exactly
POV: when people have hobbies
😦
@@LemonHead992womp womp
YOU WILL TASTE THE DIFFERENCE AND LOVE IT
@@thelaw2174 Your brain will taste the placebo.
Bro I just want a cup of coffee.
Pour hot water over ground coffee.
Done.
Tastes 96% the same. 😅
@@TheThingoftheSkyno it doesn’t and you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about
@@atticustay1 nuh uh
It's still just coffee bro
@@atticustay1yea it definitely does
@@atticustay1yes it does and anyone who does this is either gay or sits down to pee. 🎉
Him: Coffee ☕️
Me: John Wick 🐕🪦✏️
Just convince one of them that making a time machine would help extract more espresso
I'll be honest, there's nothing wilder than learning about some incredibly niche subculture.
Yep.
That's wild?
You know what's really wild? Optograms.
You can remove your eye, cut it in half, put it in some chemicals for a while and with some other tinkering, you can extract what you last saw while still seeing with that eye and transfer it onto a photographic paper. This has been done with some rabbits (and humans who passed away). So you can effectively turn your actual physical eyes 👀 into a camera 📸.
THAT'S wild.
(I blame vsauce for knowing this)
Can almost guarantee that nobody would be able to tell the difference between that cork with needles and the £250 Weber tool. Silly.
It’s quite simple to tell the difference. I would also recommend to not get the cheap plastic version, but the real one for 460€.
@@gro967 good for you. Get a life man…. It’s just coffee. There are people that can’t afford a £3 coffee and you’re out here recommending a €460 tool to ‘evenly distribute’ coffee grounds? Life’s been far too easy for you… you need some perspective. He also has a macchiato video where he uses a cork with needles and you can see that the shot pulls the EXACT same way. Sooooooo you’re wrong.
@@bossman674yeah, but have you considered the tool looks very cool?
@@orangebouy2866 anyone can pay a lot of money for something that’s supposedly ‘cool’. That doesn’t actually make it cool.
@@bossman674If it makes someone happy, why not? Coffee is better hobby than being upset about stupid things in yt comments😂
Damn the espresso hobby goes hard
First time I saw this I was like, Bluetooth water?
"oh sweet, you got a new grinder"
"Oh no no no, thats for coffee"
😂😂
My thought was, oh so it's a weed grinder lol
.... FORRRRRR REEEEEEAL!
This tool really helps to espresso how you feel about coffee
I think it's a little too latte to be making coffee jokes, don't you think?
LOL both of you HAHA
📼
If you own this tool then you probably care a latte about coffee.
Haha, nice 👌
I do need this now... although i don't have an espresso machine. 😂
Finally my espresso can be 0.0001% better
The placebo is going crazy in the coffee community 😂
Yesssss
Engineers when they see a gadget or perhaps a gizmo that hasn't been upgraded until it breaks from it features
They're replicating the tea ceremony, starting with the whisk to stir the tea.
I get it its like aerating soil for better water absorption.
Coffee “people “ are some of the weirdest mf ever 😂
"People"? Lmao 🤣
are you suggesting we aren’t people ?
You're right. We're reptiles, and we're taking over. You have been warned. 🔺👁️🔺
@@xXxsalemxXx yes
People is a strong word