Princeton Class Day 2014: Adam Mastroianni

They got together everyone in Princeton University's Class of 2014 and all of their families and all of our professors and I got up in front of them and told them I'm still a virgin.

[@wiezburg]

Im nearing the end of PhD now and still find this talk relevant and amusing!!

[@hassanyahaya001]

This was excellent! Did I cry? NO.

[@wiezburg]

I wish we can see your standup comedy performances!!

[@youngj16921]

Totally just searched this to show my brother and I am so glad I found it!! This was really one of the best speeches of the whole weekend. Maybe THE best? I think I awkwardly came up to you later and told you were the "coolest kid at Princeton" and ", which is still probably true until proven otherwise. I also made you take my email to send me your thesis. Which may have also been weird. But, YOLO. okay, i should stop writing this comment before embrarasssss myself. It may be too late for me. In the words of Lizze Mcquire, "You rock, don't ever change"
PEACE and BLESSSSSINs.

[@collegeadmissionsreview4552]

Interesting

[@claytonraithel]

adam you went to princeton?

[@AdamMastroianni]

Nah