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  • @Unbloxed
    @Unbloxed 3 місяці тому +8833

    Only OG KallmeKris fans are allowed to like this comment.

    • @SilverTheNightWolf
      @SilverTheNightWolf 3 місяці тому +293

      911 what's your emergency
      Their an bot in the chat begging for like.

    • @Therian649
      @Therian649 3 місяці тому +91

      Stop like begging

    • @physigo
      @physigo 3 місяці тому

      @@Solènelamigonnelicorne?

    • @SamanthacolbertNK
      @SamanthacolbertNK 3 місяці тому +43

      I’m an OG kmk fan and love her

    • @frozenchicken-l8v
      @frozenchicken-l8v 3 місяці тому +21

      ​@@Solènelamigonnelicornepremier commentaire en français que je vois ici😂😂🎉

  • @TheNumberOneGojo
    @TheNumberOneGojo 3 місяці тому +3427

    I love how every intro is different. Way more creative than I ever could be.

    • @suurislays
      @suurislays 3 місяці тому +12

      yes

    • @Alleyhellcat4Ever
      @Alleyhellcat4Ever 3 місяці тому +15

      Her & Click have the most creative intros

    • @Amethyst._.Dragons1312
      @Amethyst._.Dragons1312 3 місяці тому +12

      Yes auntie Kris has the best intros

    • @StellyTheElephant
      @StellyTheElephant 3 місяці тому +6

      Ikr I have never seen a repeat of one or one that’s similar to another before and seen tons of her videos 😊

    • @StellyTheElephant
      @StellyTheElephant 3 місяці тому

      @@Solènelamigonnelicornecool😊 same

  • @user-rd5hs2cl6g
    @user-rd5hs2cl6g 3 місяці тому +4429

    As someone who crochets, those prices are so valid. A small project can take a whole day, so a dress or anything bigger can take absolutely forever! Plus, yarn is expensive to buy

    • @fransinyard891
      @fransinyard891 3 місяці тому +128

      I too crochet & yes it takes a lot of time & money to make anything! Much love from Henderson Ga USA

    • @Amethyst._.Dragons1312
      @Amethyst._.Dragons1312 3 місяці тому +86

      Yeah I crochet too and even for a little granny square takes me, personally, like over 3 hours

    • @kshan_journey.itsakaything_
      @kshan_journey.itsakaything_ 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@fransinyard891that’s so real from a person that crochets and sells them from Houston Texas

    • @blackbird12123
      @blackbird12123 3 місяці тому +73

      I knit and crotchet. Currently working on an afghan and, yeah, I'm not even half way through and this project is already at $90 right now 😅

    • @PoisonFrog26
      @PoisonFrog26 3 місяці тому +43

      I am a beginner crocheter and i too agree. This comment will be filled with people who crochet.

  • @Pinkacademias
    @Pinkacademias 2 місяці тому +445

    Kris really doesnt realise HOW BEAUTIFUL she is and it hurts! like she keep saying "i dont look like that tho"/"couldnt be me" but like HELLO LOOK AT YOURSELF ITS LITERALLY YOU UR SO PRETTY!!! i know how hard it is to be confident in your looks and ur beauty but i just want her to know she is MODEL MATERIAL.💗💗

    • @PenatoPotato
      @PenatoPotato 2 місяці тому +14

      This comment is so underrated

    • @JustyceMcallister
      @JustyceMcallister 2 місяці тому +7

      The only opinion about you that matters is your own so try to make it positive you got this hon.😇👍

    • @MadeleinedeKeratry-vp1im
      @MadeleinedeKeratry-vp1im 2 місяці тому +4

      YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

    • @oddaudrey1
      @oddaudrey1 2 місяці тому +2

      REALLLL 💗😔

    • @JustyceMcallister
      @JustyceMcallister 2 місяці тому

      @@oddaudrey1 I like hazbin hotel and helluva boss is it ok If I subscribe to you?

  • @shimmeries
    @shimmeries 3 місяці тому +1134

    Jay laughing at you for struggling through the pain for slightly fuller lips after me being so impressed I was about to shell out 50whatever dollars was a big wake up call.Thanks Jay. My wallet is in your debt (not literally, I'm keeping my money).

    • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
      @PorcupineTheOneandOnly 3 місяці тому +22

      i feel that. part of me wanted it, but not the damn pain

    • @duse1010
      @duse1010 3 місяці тому +22

      So are the lip plumpers literally causing allergic reaction?

    • @mashashushera5425
      @mashashushera5425 3 місяці тому +43

      @@duse1010 Kinda. Most of them has some kind of chilli, eucalyptus (or something else) inside, which literally makes your lips inflamed. One of the most stupid trends, in my opinion.

    • @SoCalJellybean
      @SoCalJellybean 3 місяці тому +25

      Yeah, I took one look at those so-called “before-and-afters” on their site, and immediately went, “ooookay, that was CLEARLY achieved with actual lip filler, this should be funny!”
      Remember the rule: If it seems too good to be true…

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 3 місяці тому +15

      I mean Jay couldn't contain his laughter. A true friend like him wouldn't lie to Kris. So apparently he's being straight up honest to her

  • @rogrove6325
    @rogrove6325 3 місяці тому +843

    Jay's few frames of a reaction to "Light tingling my asshole." just fulfilled me for the next day, so thanks for that.

    • @dleehou1982
      @dleehou1982 3 місяці тому +8

      Same lol

    • @venessalizabeth
      @venessalizabeth 3 місяці тому +10

      FAVORITE PART 💀

    • @Alex_Urlocalweirdo
      @Alex_Urlocalweirdo 3 місяці тому +4

      Sameee

    • @alanal1029
      @alanal1029 3 місяці тому +4

      WE LOVE YOU JAY! 🥰

    • @earlsdennie41
      @earlsdennie41 3 місяці тому +6

      He nailed the "light tingling asshole " to perfection. This is a fun vid due to Kris but Jay shines on.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 3 місяці тому +972

    Kris is so considerate she wished us all a wholesome happy bday

  • @nicoleparry5103
    @nicoleparry5103 Місяць тому +19

    The lip plumper worked a tiny bit but not enough for it to be worth the cost or the pain, bad rip off but Kris doesn't need it anyway, her face is basically perfect

  • @sarahafton6162
    @sarahafton6162 2 місяці тому +175

    Today is actually my birthday so I wasn’t expecting this but thank you Kris for the happy birthday song. As a horror fan I liked the way you did it too.

    • @AndreaGalvan-n7j
      @AndreaGalvan-n7j Місяць тому +2

      Happy belated birthday!!

    • @Ashesismyoc
      @Ashesismyoc Місяць тому +1

      Happy late bday!

    • @NoX0661
      @NoX0661 Місяць тому +2

      happy late birthday!! :3 (also ur name feels like a fnaf reference-)

    • @SamXFelix
      @SamXFelix Місяць тому

      happy late bday :D same for me too it was posted on my b day :D

    • @Alittlebranch
      @Alittlebranch Місяць тому

      Happy early birthday

  • @sixtenhedqvist7358
    @sixtenhedqvist7358 3 місяці тому +676

    6:29 "am I pretty?" YOU ARE ALWAYS PRETTY!

  • @Moon-has-pawz11
    @Moon-has-pawz11 3 місяці тому +1756

    "Happy birthday" NO ITS NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRIS COLLINS YOU JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
    Edit 1: ayo 421!? it's only been an hour chill out with the likes
    Edit 2: 825!? WHAT THE FUCK
    Edit 3: it's been less than 5 minutes since I made edit 2 and I already have 830 likes omg
    Edit 4: 1.4K LIKES!? IVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH TYSM YALL
    Edit 5: yall some of u are saying she and some of u are saying he I'm nonbinary 😭
    Edit 6: (July 1st) happy 28th birthday kris
    Edit 7: yall... it wasn't my birthday I was joking I'm sorry if the way I worded it sounded like I was talking about my birthday my birthday is the 26th of march 😂
    Edit 8: YO 1.7K LIKES TYSM

    • @lilabean.ster2
      @lilabean.ster2 3 місяці тому +16

      I KNOW 😂

    • @KarmaHarm
      @KarmaHarm 3 місяці тому +11

      Same 😢

    • @NicoDiAngelooOooOooOoOOooOooO
      @NicoDiAngelooOooOooOoOOooOooO 3 місяці тому +4

      LOLL

    • @Fluffy-Fluffy
      @Fluffy-Fluffy 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Solènelamigonnelicornewe all know What she said and it was a joke. Again, how old are you, you sound too young to be on social media.

    • @safinaazeen631
      @safinaazeen631 3 місяці тому +4

      AHH I WANNA LIKE THIS BUT ITS AT THE PERFECT NUMBER >:c

  • @crypt1d_533
    @crypt1d_533 2 місяці тому +35

    kris with the flower crochet dress and yellow bag combo looks like the coolest art teacher you'd get in highschool and i love it

  • @cloexoxox
    @cloexoxox 3 місяці тому +598

    KRIS ITS MIDNIGHT THAT JUMP-SCARE WAS BRUTAL.

    • @chihuahuas346
      @chihuahuas346 2 місяці тому +9

      😭😭😭

    • @HobbyHorseDreams
      @HobbyHorseDreams 2 місяці тому +14

      It’s 2:30am for me

    • @Bellesk9Crunchies
      @Bellesk9Crunchies 2 місяці тому +4

      I saw this at 6am

    • @AubreyLent
      @AubreyLent 2 місяці тому +5

      I am watching this at 3:1 A.M

    • @Dragonpuppets1016
      @Dragonpuppets1016 2 місяці тому +14

      Why is everyone trying to 1-up you like-
      They be like
      “I was watching this at negative 5 am💅🏼✨”

  • @mollynestberg4773
    @mollynestberg4773 3 місяці тому +426

    KRISSSS!!!! I have two deep dive requests!!! For a cult: Jim Jones, for a killer: Charles Cullen!! I love you and your work!❤❤❤

  • @Carolinareaper888
    @Carolinareaper888 3 місяці тому +249

    0:17 "Happy birthday dear........You"
    Cracked me up🤣

  • @Saxophrenic25
    @Saxophrenic25 2 місяці тому +28

    As a plus size woman, I’ve actually had good luck with the clothes I’ve gotten from Cider. I’ve been very happy with the quality and fit and all that

  • @elsamartin353
    @elsamartin353 3 місяці тому +264

    Omg HER HAIR she looks absolutely gorgeous ❤️❤️❤️

    • @LupinMay272
      @LupinMay272 3 місяці тому +4

      I was excited for the long hair for the short to show up in a full video

  • @doolquokka
    @doolquokka 3 місяці тому +289

    The cardboard cutout in the corner of the room always scares me so bad, I always think it's some looming shadow figure 😭

  • @kyolavender3219
    @kyolavender3219 3 місяці тому +112

    17:00 with the bathing suit, hair, jelly earrings you 100% look like a Barbie- and I mean that as a compliment, you look GREAT

  • @boris7596
    @boris7596 2 місяці тому +18

    me watching this at 2 am and seeing in the first 8 seconds a jumpscare 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @LODisme
    @LODisme 3 місяці тому +762

    Under 24 hours button 👇

  • @Sica210
    @Sica210 3 місяці тому +80

    Love your new editing idea, Jay-showing us your facial expression after hearing Kris say some off-the-wall comment + your extra tid-bits of commentary is what I call, _perfect_ -editor rizz- comedic timing! 5:56 + 8:09-8:17 👌🏻
    I really hope Kris interviews Jay on her podcast _soon!_ 🫶🏻 Wait. *IS* the Kris Collins’ Podcast, _even still a thing?_
    ⬇️ Where my Jay Stans at?

  • @Turtle123-56
    @Turtle123-56 3 місяці тому +115

    A: gorgeous hair!
    B: happy birthday to U too
    C: we appreciate U too Kris ❤

    • @badger1296
      @badger1296 3 місяці тому +1

      A: Anarchist
      B: Black
      C: Cross

    • @Fer-pv4ei
      @Fer-pv4ei 3 місяці тому

      ​@@badger1296 what

    • @badger1296
      @badger1296 3 місяці тому

      @@Fer-pv4ei
      It is ABC's other meaning. 🏴(A)🚩

  • @GachaHorror-shorts
    @GachaHorror-shorts 2 місяці тому +8

    Wait it’s actually my birthday today😂😂😂😂

  • @Misty_the_Weirdo
    @Misty_the_Weirdo 3 місяці тому +161

    I love how Jay is just like: Thank you for suffering. I enjoyed it. He makes the videos so amazing, not that they wouldn't be without him

  • @the_horror_theorie
    @the_horror_theorie 3 місяці тому +134

    it's my birthday :)
    Edit: THANK YOUUU

  • @Crochetedbymichi
    @Crochetedbymichi 2 місяці тому +145

    As a fellow crocheter I appreciate Kris so much. All the prices are pretty valid considering how the designing and then actually creating by hand (there is no machine that can crochet) the crocheted pieces can be very time consuming and takes a lot of yarn which can get expensive. Thank you for supporting our craft. The yarny community thanks you🤗🫶🏻🩵

    • @0liverBeans
      @0liverBeans 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah it’s amazing how ppl can make whole life sided plus he’s like I can only do small stuff and pillow

    • @ObiWahnKnobi
      @ObiWahnKnobi 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh, but there is - this spring a team at the Bielefeld University of Applied Sciences patented the Chromat, which is their second patent for a crocheting machine (the first patent was filed in 2017).
      From what I could gather with a cursory look into the whole thing it is still in the prototype phase, but the team has hopes to refine it for industrial use.

  • @JAYMUSwailu
    @JAYMUSwailu 4 хвилини тому

    kris are you gonna ignore the fact that pete was looking at your behind when you tried on your beach clothes

  • @BryceBurkhalter
    @BryceBurkhalter 3 місяці тому +72

    Did anyone else notice how amazingly cute Kris’ hairstyle is?!?!?! I love it!! Kris you look beautiful!! 😊😊😊

  • @lisastenzel5713
    @lisastenzel5713 3 місяці тому +138

    28:06 Cider reads to me... like they wanna become environmentally friendly. But they sure are not! Especially not with a full load of tape on these plastic bags 😂

    • @93Gemma
      @93Gemma 2 місяці тому +5

      I was thinking the same..

    • @Ivygramse-je9kg
      @Ivygramse-je9kg 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeah like why Literally it's so un Environmental

    • @t-and-p
      @t-and-p Місяць тому +2

      I was looking for this comment! I agree completely 👍 The eco statement felt like it was more "what people want to read", rather than accurate, once we saw the packaging - and that was confirmed when we saw the clothing.
      That amount of tape is absurd, and natural and/or recycled fabrics are rarely so thin that they're see-through (unless you're stretching them to within an inch of their life, which Kris clearly wasn't) - and Kris felt *everything* was see-through. As someone who sews a lot, that says to me that they're cheap poly-blends, rather than more sustainable fabrics.
      Cider as a business reads more to me like a group of friends got together to create a cheap fast fashion house, then wrote in the eco statement afterwards when consumers started becoming more aware and fast fashion started becoming less popular due to their poor ethics.

  • @hayleysouther10
    @hayleysouther10 3 місяці тому +61

    Lot 28 is owned by my sisters friend from high-school! She is an awesome and creative person! So excited to see her work on your channel!

  • @vermontmom4232
    @vermontmom4232 24 дні тому +5

    I am sorry, but as a Vermonter, who loves her Cider, you give me bubbly cider, we are fighting... There should not be bubbles/carbination in cider...
    Absolutely love listening and watching this channel. You always make me giggle. Thank you for being true to who you are and staying that way! I love it!

  • @Calm_before_the_storm13
    @Calm_before_the_storm13 3 місяці тому +53

    ITS LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY TODAY THANK YOU KRIS!! The beginning made my day! ❤️ love ur kids btw

    • @AradhyaSingh-cy2le
      @AradhyaSingh-cy2le 3 місяці тому +1

      Happy Birthday 🎉
      Congratulations 👏

    • @fa_x4475
      @fa_x4475 3 місяці тому +2

      Happy birthdayy!🎉

    • @syd07136
      @syd07136 3 місяці тому +2

      it was mine too!!!

  • @mynx369
    @mynx369 3 місяці тому +59

    Kris....here's an idea for the dress...
    Rather than cutting it into two (or more) pieces, you could wear it as is but with a wide (about 3") black belt. That way it breaks it down and will make it look more attractive on you. Definitely wear the sleeves (straps) off the shoulder. 🥰❤❤

  • @Fakeit_Makeit
    @Fakeit_Makeit 3 місяці тому +64

    i did not need that.. strange.. intro after JUST watching the sam and Colby video with Johnnie and jake 😭

  • @Zara-luvssss
    @Zara-luvssss 2 місяці тому +12

    At 22:06 I just wanted to say that toque is adorable on her 😭🤚
    Or a beanie idk what Americans call it

    • @Sans_.1478
      @Sans_.1478 2 місяці тому

      We call it a Beanie

  • @SadieSinclair_
    @SadieSinclair_ 3 місяці тому +73

    i don’t think Kris knows how much she has helped people, including me. this might be TMI, but my dad is/was manipulative and abusive. i was having a good day and then my dad texted and called me @utistic and a $lut, put of no where, Kris has helped me in so many ways. i obv don’t know her irl but her videos with her positive energy reminds me that positivity still exists ❤

    • @ayla6771
      @ayla6771 3 місяці тому +6

      I am so sorry that sounds awful

    • @SadieSinclair_
      @SadieSinclair_ 3 місяці тому

      @@ayla6771 it’s ok; i’m used to it.

    • @Irespectandloveyou
      @Irespectandloveyou 3 місяці тому +3

      damn :|

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx 2 місяці тому

      HAHA! I RECOGNISE THAT BEHAVIOUR! He's an NPD bastard isn't he? I was a victim of one of those people...several of those people actually.

  • @Rainbonemusc
    @Rainbonemusc 3 місяці тому +58

    If I watched this 7 days from now, I'd have probably shat my pants at that intro, but to be fair, I'll be 35, so a bi-weekly sneeze sharting is not long round the corner.

    • @airora_aerial
      @airora_aerial 3 місяці тому +2

      Birthday twins! Same age too!

  • @SamiJean182
    @SamiJean182 3 місяці тому +148

    As someone who crochets, those prices are valid. As long as the person who made those crochet items were paid well for their work, because there is absolutely no machine that can duplicate crochet. Anything in store that you buy that is crochet is 100% hand made. It's a skill that takes time and effort to perfect. Those things take hours to make! So If you see something hand crocheted in a store that is SUPER cheap, know it's made with slave labor.

    • @nante9485
      @nante9485 3 місяці тому +3

      Yes absolutely!!! I crochet aswell and it is very time consuming but so worth it.

    • @mala3isity
      @mala3isity 3 місяці тому +1

      I used to crochet baby clothes for the Grange building at the Big E. It took me 7 months to design and crochet 8 or 9 one of a kind sets/products to donate. The prices were determined by Grange representatives dependent on sales. I was told that my 6 month sized Bumblebee Sweater sold for $25.

    • @NaeniaNightingale
      @NaeniaNightingale 3 місяці тому +1

      @@mala3isity You got ripped off big time by them

    • @mala3isity
      @mala3isity 3 місяці тому

      @@NaeniaNightingale I donated the items to support the Grange so they ripped themselves off unfortunately. I guess Fairgoers don't bring that kind of cash unless they've come specifically for that. Thank you for the boost though. :)

    • @Cooww
      @Cooww 2 місяці тому +1

      frrrr i go get some crochet materials and they are so much money but after i buy it and use it i’m happy i made the purchase

  • @Nora-yw8hs
    @Nora-yw8hs 2 місяці тому +5

    Oh my gosh it's actually my birthday that made my day!!! 😊❤

  • @mcpudd1540
    @mcpudd1540 3 місяці тому +113

    that crochet dress is giving Ms. Frizzle going to the club and i love it lol

  • @TonksTheFool
    @TonksTheFool 3 місяці тому +259

    As someone with tiny lips, ladies, it doesn't matter. Lip sizes are like eyebrows, the trends for them change. If you *want* thicker lips, 100% do what makes you happy, but if you're someone who doesn't want that but still feel bad about how you don't fit into some trend; don't, you're beautiful. Self confidence shines through more than just very specific parts of yourself, so love yourself. I have a lot of small features, I used to think of myself as a creepy doll. But I've switched that mentality to whimsical pixie or elf. Find your own lil niche and love it. Trust me, it does wonders. And there's more than one type of beauty, never forget that. We're programmed to envy and compare, but it'd be extremely dull if we all looked the same.

    • @melawyn9096
      @melawyn9096 3 місяці тому +9

      My top lip disappears when I smile and I have a very small mouth. I've been told my smile can light up the room, but I'm STILL self conscious about them

    • @Vivikatsidhe
      @Vivikatsidhe 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@melawyn9096 Sounds like you look like Kim Possible. Which I'd certainly not a bad thing as the only way you could use "bad" to describe her is "bad ass"

    • @mikaylahmeertins6322
      @mikaylahmeertins6322 3 місяці тому +5

      I totally agree, lips are just lips, the important thing is that they are healthy. Your lips were created just for you, so this beautiful pair of custom lips will flatter you the most!

    • @lovelife5944
      @lovelife5944 3 місяці тому +1

      1000% Could not agree more. Who wants to walk around looking like every other blow up doll with huge fake lips. I don’t find them pretty at all..sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️ but each to their own.
      Love the lips you have I say ❤️

    • @nieks.7326
      @nieks.7326 2 місяці тому +5

      From a guy who asked literally 100+ other dudes about it: DO NOT GET LIP FILLERS.
      We do not think it looks good, we think it looks weird and unnatural.
      Literally NO (so, zero) of the people I asked said they like it. Not even a single bit.
      We think you are beautiful the way you are, and if we don't like something, then accept it and love you all the same. Please don't be fooled by 'fashion' and leave your lips natural.
      Thanks!

  • @DrewSilva-p1t
    @DrewSilva-p1t 3 місяці тому +47

    Throw back does anyone else remember when Kris made that duck tape bathing suit cuz I do! The bathing suit she got reminded of it! Love ya

  • @KeetonMilliman
    @KeetonMilliman 2 місяці тому +7

    Thank you for helping me through so my darkest times

  • @bobblebardsley
    @bobblebardsley 2 місяці тому +146

    13:14 I just imagined the nice jewelry lady packaging all these things for delivery and got such a warm and wholesome vibe from that, I hope she got some good extra sales from this video.

  • @frozzzen00
    @frozzzen00 3 місяці тому +48

    Jay should do a little montage of Everytime Kris says "cute" in this video (she is hands-down THE cutest). That'd be fun. Love u girrrl

  • @maxkeach9794
    @maxkeach9794 3 місяці тому +128

    You posted this on my sisters birthday we’re big fans of you and she turned 18 and a bunch of her friends didn’t come to her birthday party so you saying happy birthday really cheered her up so thank you

    • @thenewneighbors4378
      @thenewneighbors4378 3 місяці тому +6

      Auntie Kris had a spider tingle

    • @lornafox5398
      @lornafox5398 3 місяці тому

      @@thenewneighbors4378 spider-Kris

    • @cspat1
      @cspat1 3 місяці тому +2

      Happy Birthday Girl! Wishing you many faithful friends in your future! When you get old like me you will find that a few really good gf are all that matter!

    • @kristiejack9589
      @kristiejack9589 3 місяці тому +2

      Happy birthday! Her friends don't deserve her. Australia loves ya mate, hope you had a good one

    • @maxkeach9794
      @maxkeach9794 3 місяці тому

      @@kristiejack9589 thank you I showed her this and it made her day

  • @RoboChemist
    @RoboChemist 2 місяці тому +5

    27:37 "Sustainable packaging" **Literally comes in individually wrapped plastic bags and 7 layers of tape**

  • @em5114
    @em5114 3 місяці тому +79

    A really cool thing about crochet is that it can’t be done by a machine. It HAS to be made be hand! A lot of time and love has to be put into it, which makes bags like that much extra special imho.

  • @planetnth3811
    @planetnth3811 2 місяці тому +61

    “some little questionable material came out of the tip” 💀

  • @prettypinkpastel5385
    @prettypinkpastel5385 3 місяці тому +43

    Kris that crocheted dress with a white turtle neck and a brown chunky belt and brown boots and black tights would look so good during the winter

  • @AliceStiegler
    @AliceStiegler 2 місяці тому +9

    She slays those blue earrings! They are sooo cute!

  • @Alxlie
    @Alxlie 3 місяці тому +41

    Its actually my birthday no way 😂😂 0:13

  • @renreninthehouse
    @renreninthehouse 3 місяці тому +124

    24:25 i genuinely feel like the boxy shape was on purpose considering the backstory of the creator how she wanted to create clothing different from what the media pushes on us. I'm definitely not trying to dictate how you feel about it but i think you absolutely rock the vibe of the dress! there's no reason we shouldn't play around with our shapes and silhouettes every now and then. And although that sort of experimenting would take a lot of confidence, the confidence is always the statement piece of any clothing you can wear

    • @blue_mythic7879
      @blue_mythic7879 2 місяці тому +7

      And to be honest I thought it looked great! I also struggle with my upper body bc I think I have wide shoulders and I didn't think it looked bad on her at all!

    • @t-and-p
      @t-and-p Місяць тому +2

      This! I think there is still shape, in the form of the smaller flowers around the waist, in contrast to the larger granny squares on the top and bottom, to create an hourglass idea - but the emphasis is on the dress doing the work, not the body. I also love that the straps can be on or off the shoulder, which does change up the silhouette.
      I thought she looked fabulous and I absolutely agree with you that the backstory of the creator has played a role here - and it's a really creative and body positive role 💖

  • @saragon.9
    @saragon.9 3 місяці тому +50

    Every single intro skit has become more and more psychotic and I love it

  • @EolianWolf
    @EolianWolf Місяць тому +2

    It's close to my birthday so that was spooky and delightful haha - thanks Kris!!!

  • @crisisxd8650
    @crisisxd8650 3 місяці тому +32

    0:26 girl it is... I'm scared😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Mollie17x
    @Mollie17x 3 місяці тому +49

    You remind me so much of Frenchie from Grease, especially with your kindness ❤

    • @craigmusa2254
      @craigmusa2254 3 місяці тому +1

      I thought u were ganna say Frenchie from The BOYS

  • @kelelizabeth
    @kelelizabeth 3 місяці тому +41

    Kris, I've been noticing a lot of your commentary lately seems to show that you're doing well in your ED recovery! I truly hope so. Very proud of you for taking that courageous journey. ❤

  • @CarGuy77
    @CarGuy77 2 місяці тому +3

    Creepy opening….i love it! Also my birthday is close-ish it’s on august 10th! So..I’ll have to tune back in on this on my birthday, have a wonderful day!

  • @brandonp5846
    @brandonp5846 3 місяці тому +45

    The body dysmorphia is real cause that crochet dress looks amazing on you!! 💜

    • @maritzaguadarrama9975
      @maritzaguadarrama9975 3 місяці тому +2

      Right?? She looked amazing in that dress!!!

    • @rbmac110
      @rbmac110 3 місяці тому +1

      I thought the same thing! Like you could totally still see her waistline in that dress, and wearing the sleeves off the shoulders just brought it all together and made her look fine as hell!

  • @roshnighosal
    @roshnighosal 3 місяці тому +25

    My soul just took a screenshot....😭. Happy early birthday to you Kris!!!! And the fact that my bday is in a few days and you just wished us....means a lot. Love you Kris❤. You are the most genuine youtuber i have ever seen.

  • @Emileigh_Owens
    @Emileigh_Owens 3 місяці тому +87

    3:20 “I’ll never put needles in my face” meanwhile she has a nose ring….. so she did😂. Also love you Kallmekris your my second favorite out of Selenaspookyboo and Sam and Colby

  • @Madeleine.Hanlon
    @Madeleine.Hanlon Місяць тому +4

    My birthday is tomorrow 😄

  • @michellew97
    @michellew97 3 місяці тому +40

    In case you don’t post on Monday…. Happy Birthday, Kris!!!! Yours is easy to remember because it’s mine too. 😁 I hope you have a fantabulous birthday, girl!! 🎊 🎉 🎂

    • @CathiLamb
      @CathiLamb 3 місяці тому +4

      My son’s birthday is also July 1st ❤

    • @bufferkiller
      @bufferkiller 3 місяці тому +3

      Happy early birthday!🥳 🎊 🎉

    • @michellew97
      @michellew97 3 місяці тому +2

      @@bufferkiller Thank you! 😊

    • @michellew97
      @michellew97 3 місяці тому +3

      @@CathiLamb If you’re American, I always say that EVERYONE celebrates my birthday…just 3 days late. 😝 If you’re Canadian, they celebrate on the actual day. Just some fun ideas to tell your son. 😊 Happy birthday to your son! 🎂

    • @bufferkiller
      @bufferkiller 3 місяці тому +1

      @@michellew97 I did make it back! Happy actual birthday! 🎉🎂

  • @verisheri1979
    @verisheri1979 3 місяці тому +103

    As a crocheter, it tickles me to see people who appreciate hand made products and understand it would be more expensive than mass produced products because it takes a lot of effing hours to make them.
    PS watching this while crocheting an order.

  • @Khlo_Mo
    @Khlo_Mo 3 місяці тому +15

    31:33 Kris: "I feel like this is what 12 year-olds today wear."
    Me (A 13 year old) looking like I slept in a bin: "Say what now?"

  • @books_foreverrr
    @books_foreverrr 2 місяці тому +5

    we IMMEDIATELY need a new character to go with that chrochet toque girl!! ❤❤

  • @ladeekatt
    @ladeekatt 3 місяці тому +102

    Omg, Kris! Keep the crochet dress!! It looks fabulous on you. With the straps over the shoulder, you literally MAKE that dress. Please let it grow on you because she's stunning and you're stunning in it!

    • @reedoshea6011
      @reedoshea6011 3 місяці тому +5

      If she just puts a corset or belt on it itll do wonders for her waist too

  • @amandaharris5596
    @amandaharris5596 3 місяці тому +28

    Kris that crochet dress looked phenomenal on you! I wasn't sure about it when you showed the website then you put it on and then bam, it's so cute and fun and flirty. Partway down the shoulders is the way to go, but you totally slayed in that dress.

  • @alisonhardee8961
    @alisonhardee8961 3 місяці тому +34

    12:04 the "neck hole" is actually called the
    Suprasternal notch (aka jugular notch or Plender gap)
    Its the dip between the collar bones (clavicles) and above the top part (or manubrium) of the sternum.

  • @Its.Minx.X
    @Its.Minx.X 17 днів тому +3

    Watched this on my birthday-

  • @1NTH3WALLSYT
    @1NTH3WALLSYT 3 місяці тому +52

    THE FIRST PARTS ACTUALLY SWEET TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!!

  • @jak3047
    @jak3047 3 місяці тому +107

    Always so much fun to see someone else who can't take themselves too seriously, as an autistic, seeing other traditionally "strange" people is comforting and fun.

  • @NotSoSeriousGaming
    @NotSoSeriousGaming 2 місяці тому +44

    I love J as an editor! His input on the lip plumper was epic

  • @Tammykiki.
    @Tammykiki. Місяць тому +1

    i LOVE Cider! im so happy they got so many sizes and you can put in your measurements and when you look at clothes it recommends a size for you and it workss

  • @cryscrosswigwak
    @cryscrosswigwak 3 місяці тому +27

    Oh man you know Jay loves ya when he likes to see you're torture and laugh. 😂😂😂 His reactions are hilarious.

  • @dbuzman
    @dbuzman 2 місяці тому +59

    One ingredient of the lip stuff is: "Phenoxyethanol, used as a preservative in cosmetic products and also as a stabilizer in perfumes and soaps. Exposure to phenoxyethanol has been linked to reactions ranging from eczema to severe, life-threatening allergic reactions." The burning is probably the Capsaicin. "Capsaicin is an active component of chili peppers. It is a chemical irritant for mammals, including humans, and produces a sensation of burning in any tissue with which it comes into contact."

  • @danniellesloane
    @danniellesloane 3 місяці тому +30

    As a fibre artist. Even one that doesnt sell, thank you.
    There is no such thing as a crochet machine, so anything chrochet has to be hand made. So thank you so much for paying artist prices ❤️🧡💛

  • @julierine8424
    @julierine8424 Місяць тому +2

    The beginning is like oh hay how are you 😂😂😂😂 and you look grate in the dress

  • @thebrewbybelle
    @thebrewbybelle 2 місяці тому +19

    kris: "i hate needles in my face"
    also kris: *has face piercing*
    /j I LOVE YOU KRIS😭

  • @rosieeye6812
    @rosieeye6812 3 місяці тому +20

    Omg the crochet dress looked great on you! Crocheting is getting to be a lost art. Thank you for showing these crocheted items. Some of my best mommy love memories are sitting on the couch with mom and gma learning to crochet.....i never learned beyond the first line lol
    Love and miss both of them sooo much. Ty for inadvertently bringing up those memories...
    Got me cryin over here!

  • @Antisocialgoldielocks
    @Antisocialgoldielocks 3 місяці тому +26

    “It should be” 😂 I love you and your intros so much 🥰 ❤️

  • @Imustacheyouaquestionmhm
    @Imustacheyouaquestionmhm 2 місяці тому +2

    Crazy, the day I watched this (today) is my birthday. I’m scared af.

  • @taliahsu3946
    @taliahsu3946 3 місяці тому +29

    The fact she posted this on my actual birthday is insane. THANK YOU KALLMEKRIS!!!! You made my day!!!!!

    • @BrodieFraser-t3k
      @BrodieFraser-t3k 3 місяці тому +1

      Happy birthday!!!!!

    • @MMc1257
      @MMc1257 3 місяці тому +1

      Happy Birthday 🎉🎁

    • @LeslieBee93
      @LeslieBee93 3 місяці тому +1

      Happy Birthday!!!! 🎂

    • @_lLexa_l
      @_lLexa_l 3 місяці тому +1

      Happy birthday 🎂🎉

    • @aikoisafatcat
      @aikoisafatcat 3 місяці тому +1

      happy bird day

  • @bits-of-becca
    @bits-of-becca 3 місяці тому +7

    BRO MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY(but my party was today)SO THAT WAS A SHOCK

  • @GingandMomMom
    @GingandMomMom 3 місяці тому +22

    Thank you for being you and being so hilarious

  • @CheyenneGreen-my7pd
    @CheyenneGreen-my7pd 2 місяці тому +2

    Hey Kris if you see this I won't be here anymore. I just wanted to say I loved your videos, never stop what you're doing . ❤

  • @some_random_dude
    @some_random_dude 3 місяці тому +18

    7:40 So I checked the ingredients, that thing contains capsaicin, as in, the thing that makes chilis spicy. Don't know how much, but from your reaction, you basically smeared crushed chili seeds on your lips 🙃

    • @Bl00xy_k1tty
      @Bl00xy_k1tty 2 місяці тому +3

      yikes i hope she’s ok 😭

  • @paulaneilson5110
    @paulaneilson5110 3 місяці тому +19

    Thanks for the belated birthday wishes 😁🙏❤️
    Edit: Jays face 5:56 😂 priceless!

  • @Thorn_On_Paws
    @Thorn_On_Paws 3 місяці тому +22

    As somebody who crochets i might be able to sorta answer your question. Depending on how fast you are each square on that dress takes 5-10 minutes. They are called granny squares... Lets say that dress had 50 granny squares it would take already over an hour. You have to spray them with water and block them. wait to dry. takes up to an hour+. Then you sew EVERY single square together. Takes days.

  • @KeetonMilliman
    @KeetonMilliman 2 місяці тому +1

    Call me Chris I love you but what was that intro? I’m only 13 seconds in. That’s the scariest one you’ve done in a long time.

  • @kleonard1392
    @kleonard1392 3 місяці тому +23

    As a crochet artist, those prices are very reasonable! Making things like that dress could take weeks! ❤

  • @CyrusHebblethwaite2008
    @CyrusHebblethwaite2008 3 місяці тому +60

    The ‘happy birthday day toooo….. hue’ got me 😂😂

  • @ciaracalhoon8710
    @ciaracalhoon8710 3 місяці тому +41

    Cider is god send for me as a mid to plus size woman because they actually give almost the same selections in larger sizes as the straight sizes

    • @Iccydragonballs
      @Iccydragonballs 3 місяці тому

      How's the quality of yours? Kriss isn't selling me on it lol

    • @GamerGal30
      @GamerGal30 3 місяці тому

      Agreed and it’s adorable.

    • @NaeniaNightingale
      @NaeniaNightingale 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Iccydragonballs Cider is like shein and temu, so the quality will remain bad and stolen from the actual artists who made them.

    • @jh13-13
      @jh13-13 3 місяці тому +1

      @@NaeniaNightingaleand made with slave labor. 😢

    • @Jade-fs9kh
      @Jade-fs9kh 3 місяці тому

      I get it considering trying to buy clothes as a bigger person is so difficult because everything from 'typical' plus brands is frumpy, poorly fitting and they think fat people should hide everything with baggy tunics. It's pretty much impossible to buy goth clothes in plus size too :(

  • @Mwauh_Bou
    @Mwauh_Bou 3 дні тому +1

    Omg kris is so funny and creative, the intro was so cool!! The little jump scare at start made me jump!! I love her humour and she’s so kind calling us beautiful and special love you kris your amazing!!! ❤❤❤ + it’s my birthday!! 🎉

  • @Mep-fw2lb
    @Mep-fw2lb 3 місяці тому +26

    as a crocheter, knitter, sewer, etc, i LOVEEEEE that a small crafty brand is being represented by a big creator. also any other crocheters out there that started screaming internally when Kris stretched the bag and said it was kinda stretchy😬😅

  • @Sncfanhere
    @Sncfanhere 3 місяці тому +61

    Anyone wanna sign a petition for bringing back the crime scene investigations!? Luv u kris!!❤

  • @nesyk1598
    @nesyk1598 3 місяці тому +20

    Wasn't expecting anything good from the crochet dress because it seemes like it would look boxy but wow with the straps down on your shoulders it looks absolutely amazing on you

  • @KimppaPlays
    @KimppaPlays Місяць тому +1

    It's just a marketing bs if the site is saying they are thinking about the environment for their products and yet their products are cheap (cheap labor and material) and their package comes with a lot of plastic. Like you got from Cider. Lots of tape, plastic bags etc. That's not environmental thinking :D