AMERICAN TRUCK SIMULATOR (Complete Series)
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
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Commenting into the void I know, and there's no chance Chris will ever see this, but here goes:
For Euro Truck Simulator 2, there's a map mod called Promods. The version I played had Ireland added in, and more specifically Wexford Town, so Chris can crash a lorry into the chocolate jelly river
Chris needs to see this
Chris pls read this
We call one of my favorite cats "biscuits" because whenever she kneads into a blanket, we call it "making biscuits"
*sigh* dEy wiLL neBer ReaD dis
All of these Complete Series videos coming out are due to Chris being irl stuck in the Maze Meister's Maze!
I could've sworn he already uploaded this one before, but now I honestly can't remember
@@bringoawfuttery2525 me too, weird.
i REALLY hope he revisit's that game, it's pure gold
Oh shit we gotta go save him or maybe we can just let someone else handel it
@@bringoawfuttery2525 it was reuploaded to take out the bad words cos youtube's stinky
He put eye drops on the pizza. After awhile it’s becomes tasteless. But the effects are what you’re describing. He legit poisoned you guys. Not even joking guys.
that's exactly what it sounds like to me too.
they should have him on the show
@@pastaroni8683 They should clip off his pupils with hedge clippers and put them on a pizza and then pour boiling milk on them.
@@fematrailer you said you were gonna stop with the boiling milk
@@pastaroni8683 Good guest, right? Very nice guest.
Can't wait to hear the iconic Pizza story again
It's good pizza.
Really good pizza, yes.
And the epic music. Very funny vidie.
They were poisoned with arsenic
What’s going on! 4 complete series in a row! I just want to see how Maze meister ends, you flute
I saw an entire Let's play of that game. you can't even imagine how crazy it becomes
All of these were reuploaded
He's workin' on iiit, m'kay? Hm
it'll come out when it comes out!
@@walksinrain read they in Chris chan's voice instantly lmao
Chris, can you explain to me and all of your viewers why the name 'Oney-Sephiroth' was in Mr Epstein's little black book?
Oop-
We finally found out why Johnny was disturbed.
Just a coincidence. Do not investigate further.
@@animeprofilepicture8855 hOw Do U kNoW
That guy touched raw chicken or raw pork and then touched your pizza, on purpose. That was probably minor salmonella or minor food poisoning.
I'm not sure how it is at other places but I'm a pizza driver for Domino's and the drivers usually aren't the people who make the pizzas. We need focus to avoid the Noid.
I heard from other people it's probably eyedrops, which would be a lot easier to sneak onto a pizza when you're delivering it.
Something about Ding Dongs “Officer the road is broken!” Is so tickling
The fact that that guy tampered with the pizza, remembered yall and said that and yall didnt file a complaint...
For real
This guy's are too nice. Maybe they didn't say they filed one, but that delivery guy deserves a complaint.
he would come back and use ultra instinct on them
@Inept Robot twice as well
I really don't understand people like that. He's fucking with your food and being a weirdo. Why would you feel bad for the guy or hope he dosnt get fired for it.
My dad knows a guy that ordered a pizza once and he said it tasted just fine so I don't know what to tell you boys.
I really hope the pizza guy isn't still free to roam the streets of LA
Going off the symptoms you either got arsenic poisoning or salmonella. I would have recommend suing but the guy is obviously not safe and knows where they lived
I've been trucking for over 57 years and I'm impressed Chris is already better at trucking than I am.
I've been trucking for 10000 years because an evil wizard cursed me for my hubris and chris is also better than me
@@broccolycowboy3016 that's funny because I've been trucking for 10000 and one years
I've been trucking for 1 second
@@TheHawkeyeful that's funny because I have been trucking for 100000 years
Wow just wow I legitimately can't wait till the next genius comment
I love how consistent ding dong was in giving Chris as terrible advice as possible
still makes me mad that they were literally poisoned and didn't file a lawsuit or something.
I hope this means Chris is having good times with his buds
No sadly he's stuck in a maze with ding dong and sonny.
10:23 "I don't think I've made any money I keep fucking up my jobs really badly"- Sounds like me in my early 20s
Oneyplays with my heart
The virgin Oneyplays vs the Chad Oney-complete-series
34:34 Whenever Julian laughs, it’s hard not to laugh with him.
From an entertainment point of view I love this and want more.
From a drivers point of view I hope Chris never gets behind the wheel of anything.
The amount of reuploads these past weeks it feels like Groundhog day.
We must all obey the Ding Ding Devil. He is wise and knows the rules of the road.
3:14 ok "taste for blood" might be exagerrating, but releasing an orca after you drive it to actual insanity by locking it in a concrete prison its whole life is not ideal
Press E to go wee
everyone has their focus on the american election, tho i only have my focus on these american trucks
This is awesome
Finally the golden ages are back. Now with more ape noises.
I really love this and the Beam NG LPs, something about Chris driving is just really good entertainment.
But I'd really like to hear more about the proximity of everything in Ireland so that you just jig your way down to the nearest pub.
32:10
To answer DingDong's question: The worst Disney movie is Chicken Little. I would hate to play a Kingdom Hearts level in the Chicken Little universe.
chicken little is in kingdom hearts 2, which actually came out a little before the actual movie
I'm surprised none of them mentioned cars. It was an alright movie, but it would make for a really boring world, since it would just be menial tasks around town then a few races. Plus the gang would look awful as cars, but I'm willing to bet they wouldn't even change them as it'd be too much of a hassle to get into places and fight coming from a gameplay perspective
32:26 That eulogy gets me every time xD
I know. I'm legit shocked it hasn't been made into a best of clip 🤣
I love Treasure Planet. I think a Treasure Planet Kingdom Hearts world would be really cool
Ding Dong gaslighting Chris is the most entertaining shit
When they were discussing what the worst Disney property in Kingdom Hearts would be, my mind almost immediately went to Song of the South
4 complete series in a row
"will this teach me the rules of the road?" crashes into pedestrians first chance he gets...this Chris, is why you should never drive 😆
if i ate the pizza and i got sick, the SECOND i would have felt a wince of pain i’d be convinced i was going to die 100%
They just reuploaded the compilation with all the swear words censored.
Yeah, on Twitter they usually explain why its re-uploaded, it wasn't getting monitized so they had to gurilla the bad words and re-upload
@@DefenJer 15 minutes in they're still censoring them...
Blame UA-cam for being scared of bad words. Btw I think it's really funny how they demonetize people for cussing while the people cussing are playing GTA and mowing down innocent civilians lol, but the naughty words is what gets them demonetized. The priorities of advertisers...
Oh hey another complete series. I hope they come out with a best of complete series next
2:16 this is one of my all time favorite funny screams Chris does
Got blue balled by the thumbnail
I like your profile picture
What do you mean? Its chris ding dong and Julian driving a truck
Have you seen the cake on Julian?!
@@trevinwolverine1904 yeah thats just how Julian looks, guess I'm used to it now
darksydephil (not retarded) thanks bro
i love ding dongs laugh at 10:18
7:14 That gollum babble always cracks me up
This is seriously one of my favorites it’s so relaxing I feel like I’m on a real truck adventure with my friends
16:09 top right cloud looks like black era James hetfeild
I know you can achieve a very similar affect of food poisoning with eye drops. Easy to use and cheap, I imagine it was something like that
I was gonna say this too.
Erm, yeah. This is a compilation.
Gotta love all the DK sounds. Can you upload the non-censored vids to an alternate place since UA-cam blows?
They had a link to the original Crash 2 complete series upload in the description of the new one, but it seems like they stopped doing it for the rest.
Sad thing is that I would actually pay for their wawa addiction if they offered uncensored versions behind a paywall.
Just watch the original let's play... They are uncensored since they were made a while ago..
From a purely financial point of view, it would absolutely stupid to link to an alternative website or even the original videos.
It's actually really beneficial that the old videos get demonetized, because it gives them an excuse to upload the same old video with the traffic of a new one, instead of having an old video slowly fizzle out and not generating revenue.
finally the trucker community has something to fill their cravings
In this episode, Chris delivers groceries to the local Oskaloosa, IA Walmart.
Superhero Donald Duck is actually really popular in Europe, Chris should know
How is this not a part of Boney Plays? I had to carefully watch the entire episode through my hands.
Worst Disney IP: Dog with a Blog. I had to watch that with my daughter back in the day.
I remember hearing about a rumor of a Muppets world in Kingdom Hearts (or maybe it was a fan-made thing, not meant for a rumor), and i would buy a PS5 for that in a heartbeat.
Sounds like the evil, Lebanese pizza man sprayed the pizza with Visine or something
At first I thought this would be a new upload with both Ding Dong _and_ Julian. Sadly no...
20:28 cnc generals reference to the hacker unit
Thank you, literally searched for that comment, haha
When are they gonna play European truck simulator with all the 71 DLC?
ITS TRUCK MONTH!
Do u remember when those plains flew into them towers?!??
Hah! Thats the first time ever ive heard someone reference that house of the dead dialogue.
24:14 I was a mess in driver's ed. I remember one time I was behind the wheel and we had a lot of snow on the ground, and cars were slipping and sliding everywhere. I was bawling my eyes out and begging my driving instructor to let me stop driving but he didn't. I still can't drive to this day...too much anxiety. :(
(Still passed drivers ed with almost perfect marks...somehow.)
Weird watching people drive in the right lane
I fell asleep to this video and when I woke up a few hours later a different oney video was playing so I watched that one too
14:21 evil pizza man
When Chris said he couldn't see the lights he meant that he didn't understand which lights were for him lol
I would be scared shitless if some random pizza guy I gave a complain about put me to memory, that’s gotta be the most crazy story I’ve heard and Ding Dong plays it off like it was nothing lol
Beep beep simulator. Press E to Go weeeee!
Make that your name and slogan truck simulator and everyone would be throwing money at you, myself included.
Me want Little Nightmares 🥺🥺
I love chris to death but i really hope the total of complete and best of series dont over take the actual episodes in numbers
They should order from the same place and see what happens next.
28:18 Holy shit look at that Differemblium Button!!!
-that's what i like to see-
7:16 underrated moment of the video
Who else just went to the old vids and rewatched the uncensored series
GUYS, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A SHITLOAD OF EPISODES FOR US TO WATCH
COME ON GUYS CHILLAX
Lol the thing Chris described with the "super soaker filling up a bucket", I have that happen all the time and I love it lmao, it's like someone is pouring water into a glass but inside your intestines, it's weird af but really satisfying
do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
@@kevinprendiville9429 poos out eggs. 🤣🤣🤣 they'd probably smell like yoshi's bhole
kh cory in the house
I've been watching Bar Rescue clips on UA-cam lately, plus I have just a lot of experience with gut problems, that insane of diarrhea was indication something was rancid. Pure water diarrhea doesn't happen from just grease alone
would love to see more little nightmares
if you put a laxative or an expectorant on a pizza, it would have that effect.
but if it was a laxative, i feel like it would’ve had a quicker affect on them. they said they didn’t feel it til the next morning.
@@squeenix499 expectorant has a delayed effect.
@@squeenix499 in large doses.
31:18 it was called Jungle Cubs
Ding dong
Watching this I have come to the conclusion Chris has no future in the trucking industry
God I hope a Pizza delivery guy tries that shit with me. His ass would be returning to work IN the pizza box.
So about that pizza story, Why does Julian have constant diarrhea, and why didn't DickDong report the employee again to see if they got poisoned?
I think he would come back without ding dong ordering anything just to kill them
A Summon for Suga Mama LMFAO!
Didn't even knew they played this
Where’s that fucking liar that said it’d be back to normal uploads today
Well I jumped the gun lol
This channels starting to become an overglorified compilation channel
Well this was already a compilation before but it got demonetized. They have been talking about it on their Twitter account. A lot of their older compilations have been getting demonetized lately so they have editing them to fit UA-cams dumb rules and reuploading them.
I can't believe Oney is fucking dead... again!
About the pizza btw, Eye-drops will make you horrifically sick
This game is sooooo unrealistic, first of all a REAL truck driver would have got more mcdonal happy meels than this
they didn't even notice that they splatted that guy right at the start 😀
you should clone like 3 ding dongs and have them all fight to the death. and the winner gets a nice piece of guda cheese
A Cars-centered Kingdom Hearts world would probably suck tbh
I love dirty devil dingdong
Didn’t this come out already? Did I have a stroke?
35:34 .....sigh.
As much as I want to be angry at the guy who poisoned you, I'm more upset that you guys decided to ignore all those red flags and eat that pizza. I hope to God you at least reported him.
I got the same name as the dinosaur in the good dinosaur
What if I hit pedestrians, my friend