RAMBO TAKES STEROIDS...BUT I CAN'T!!!

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  • @bicuspidfish
    @bicuspidfish 5 років тому +16

    Opens with: "I got a new toaster."
    If this was any other channel I'd stop watching. Instead, I'm on the edge of my seat.

  • @allhydraulics1202
    @allhydraulics1202 5 років тому +10

    My 8 yr old nephew says what you watchin...i said bithead but your to young to watch yet....he says ok....weeks go by and we are sitting at chicken finger place in town...we go to order and the lady says we are out of this particular sauce he has to have every time...im like oh shit, here comes the temper tantrum....oh no. He shrugs his shoulders and says “what are ya gonna do “. I was mad because i KNOW he has been watching BH but so proud at the same time...we fist bumped and gave the old nod of just between us.

  • @Orpheusftw
    @Orpheusftw 5 років тому +5

    I really like that you usually include a clip of the games you're talking about.

  • @TastyAbbyJamz
    @TastyAbbyJamz 5 років тому +7

    Dariusburst CS is such a great game! Taito always delivers!

  • @Dtoys42
    @Dtoys42 5 років тому +4

    " I say DUCK TAPE alright and what the F*** are you gonna do about it. LOL> . Love ya brother. King of youtube.

  • @danmac0
    @danmac0 5 років тому +7

    Which other show talks about steroids, hemorrhoids and arkanoids?

  • @sparkiemcdudles4045
    @sparkiemcdudles4045 5 років тому +1

    You my friend have managed to create not only the BEST video game channel but the BEST you tube channel in the history of the Universe........and you better believe it.....WITH A 4K FACE!!!!!!

  • @schtive81
    @schtive81 5 років тому +5

    "Pot and steroids, together" That's what Arnold Schwarzenegger did, and look where it got him.

    • @211inprogress
      @211inprogress 5 років тому

      This is true my friend....😁⭐✌️

  • @alil_adon
    @alil_adon 3 роки тому +1

    Always wanted to get the same walkie talkie places like walmart uses hide in the parking lot and make phony cleanup and shoplifting calls. My cousin put a trucker radio in his car we used to fuck with truckers. Most would laugh and play along.

  • @VBshredder
    @VBshredder 5 років тому +1

    Next week lets talk about loading the dishwasher. There is no right way, only her way. God forbid a fork is pointing up in the cutlery holder. **This week** they are supposed to go prongs down!!! EDIT: Speaking of little wing - here's my old band playing it! soundcloud.com/vbshredder/little-wing I'm on guitar (Intro, 1st solo)

  • @jessen600
    @jessen600 3 роки тому +1

    Arnold Schwarzenegger did both pot and Steroids.

  • @anthony.jesse.s2161
    @anthony.jesse.s2161 5 років тому +1

    Rambo, CB radios, and SNK games. What a fantastic YT channel! Sip of f**kin coffee.

  • @DDRHeretiC
    @DDRHeretiC 5 років тому +6

    Just gimme a tasteful amount of trt and hgh. I want to become the Altered Beast.

  • @Yura-Sensei
    @Yura-Sensei 5 років тому +2

    I imagine your wife starting a video with "My husband left a shit in the toilet..."

  • @nosleep6829
    @nosleep6829 5 років тому +1

    in the presence of the king of calibration...what the fuck you gon do about it

  • @Im_Still_LightSpeedLayne
    @Im_Still_LightSpeedLayne 5 років тому +1

    Was having a shit roll day. I HAAAAATE my FUCKING rediculous job! Then all is right in the world, yeah that's right, bithead 1000 video. Ahhhhh.... Thanks Jesse

  • @zekb6382
    @zekb6382 5 років тому +1

    The CS mode of Darius has so much replay ability and the music is second to none

  • @grumpyoldgeezr
    @grumpyoldgeezr 5 років тому +2

    That SNK collection looks fantastic!

  • @theloaf9413
    @theloaf9413 5 років тому +6

    Christ almighty, Anthony. For god’s sake

  • @videogameobsession
    @videogameobsession 5 років тому +1

    That SNK collection is excellent. I like how you can switch between the home (NES) and arcade versions on many of the games. It also has a nice amount of archived art scans and other stuff. That's the stuff that helps separate it from your vanilla emulation.

  • @mtshark7
    @mtshark7 5 років тому +2

    Awesome episode Bit! Darrius Burst looks amazing. I have the standard copy on ps4 and haven't played it yet.

  • @fossil-bit8439
    @fossil-bit8439 5 років тому +3

    Ok I’m jealous. I want a copy of Darius burst so damn bad!

    • @211inprogress
      @211inprogress 5 років тому +2

      ⭐You will get it to play it soon. All the best.✌️

  • @WeAreCameron
    @WeAreCameron 5 років тому +1

    You know I disagree with more than half of what you say but i still watch the shit out of this channel

  • @aekagsr
    @aekagsr 5 років тому +1

    Yall do know that you'll fucking die of a heart attack if you stay on it. I want to use it so bad but I have high cholesterol.

  • @MusicDiscoveryNet
    @MusicDiscoveryNet 5 років тому +1

    Hey Bithead, we in Austria say "Panzertape" ! for real !

    • @BitHead1000
      @BitHead1000  5 років тому +1

      That’s what I’m calling it from now on!

    • @MusicDiscoveryNet
      @MusicDiscoveryNet 5 років тому +1

      @@BitHead1000 Haha if you call it ["Pantzertape"] from now on, I will be forever grateful - I might send over some German Panzertape to you to see which one is stronger

  • @djsquibby
    @djsquibby 5 років тому +1

    Sip of coffee for escapism and Darius ;)

  • @passion4drawing289
    @passion4drawing289 5 років тому +1

    This episode taught me a very important life lesson. What that is, I don't know. But I hope I can realize what it is when I am dead.

  • @ArcadePilot
    @ArcadePilot 5 років тому +1

    That story about going for the mechanic job was awesome. Please, more Iron Maiden, 80's metal bands had nice album cover art! : )

  • @neozeed1984
    @neozeed1984 5 років тому

    saw Stevie play little wing by the the river in nyc many years ago... and so many other Hendrix covers. It was... there are no words to describe it!

  • @videogameobsession
    @videogameobsession 5 років тому

    The voices in FANTASY... amazing stuff! I still recall the very moment I first heard voices in an arcade game. It was BERSERK. "Chicken fight like a robot" Man.. it was a revelation. Then shortly after that I played Wizard of Wor... beautiful stuff.

  • @daddyjankie
    @daddyjankie 5 років тому +3

    22:07 *Theres a Backfire* clean up on the shed isle...bring a mop! 💩

  • @FunkyFresh48
    @FunkyFresh48 5 років тому +1

    Sippa beer for Anthony! Awesome looking game!

  • @tigeruppercuttime1450
    @tigeruppercuttime1450 5 років тому +2

    All about the compilation. More bang for ur buck. It's kinda all I play. Just like vinyl, why fuck around, just get the greatest hits and let em spin BABY!!!

  • @justhomas83
    @justhomas83 5 років тому +1

    If Do it did not make my captain kerk smaller
    I would however I am all for madisal use of weed aka pot. Fuck yeah man rock on.

  • @KGB240
    @KGB240 5 років тому +1

    Fuckin' hell, that Darius Special Edition looks fun

  • @stucopland
    @stucopland 5 років тому

    That SNK collection is the dug’s baws. Puts others to shame with all the versions of all the different games they put on there and they went they extra mile in adapting the old Ikari rotary joysticks to twin stick controllers. Love it.

  • @rudolphrofinot4963
    @rudolphrofinot4963 5 років тому +1

    Just an fyi. Blazing Chrome and Ms Splosion Man are on Limited Run on Friday...

  • @Termie09
    @Termie09 5 років тому +3

    This is so good cause my wife does the same exact thing with our toaster

  • @JinzoCrash
    @JinzoCrash 5 років тому

    Oh god, the CB. I spent like every night in high school on that thing. Freaked me out when you'd get guys showing off their illegal linears and hyper-directional antennas.

  • @Lightblue2222
    @Lightblue2222 5 років тому +1

    I hate those creepy crawlers with 80 legs. Even if you try to gently take one out of your house itl still end up losing 10 of its legs.

  • @tomt5482
    @tomt5482 5 років тому +1

    Lets cut to the chase, the only 2 settings are lightly toasted or toasted. Anything else is either bread or charcoal. Set it to 2.5 and break off the dial!

  • @fossil-bit8439
    @fossil-bit8439 5 років тому +1

    I did not know SNK 40th was released on PS4!!! Buying that ASAP!!!

  • @duhmez
    @duhmez 5 років тому +1

    Up here in Walmart in Canada I saw they have DUCK branded duct tape. awesome.

  • @LoverofTruth1
    @LoverofTruth1 5 років тому +1

    I feel exactly the same way as you do most of the time.

  • @Lightblue2222
    @Lightblue2222 5 років тому +1

    I don't have a raspberry pie, but I do have some raspberry yogurt if that counts.

  • @tigeruppercuttime1450
    @tigeruppercuttime1450 5 років тому +3

    Last half of Last Blood was AMAZING!!!

  • @briandaniels2408
    @briandaniels2408 5 років тому +4

    First one to like this video.....before I even watch it! But that's the power of Bithead 1000!!

  • @royhoughton443
    @royhoughton443 5 років тому +2

    What about if you want a crumpet or muffin?

  • @jasonsteverson4609
    @jasonsteverson4609 Рік тому

    Roy Clark and Glen Campbell are the John Bonham and Buddy Rich of guitarists.

  • @mambajoopa
    @mambajoopa 5 років тому +2

    "that works great" LOL 😂👍

  • @211inprogress
    @211inprogress 5 років тому +6

    Line of Coke for the new BitHead video.. 😆

  • @nickolasecker9596
    @nickolasecker9596 5 років тому +1

    Had a buddy, well, was a buddy until he started doing steroids, grew man boobs, quit after his balls shrank by about 20 percent.

    • @nickolasecker9596
      @nickolasecker9596 5 років тому +1

      The anger fits were crazy too. It was like watching an episode of that god awful ufc reality show.

  • @fernicusmaximus9282
    @fernicusmaximus9282 5 років тому +1

    I wish I could see your reactions after playing the games especially the bad games. XD

  • @jeenkzk5919
    @jeenkzk5919 5 років тому +1

    I call it duck tape too...then again I’m a Texan cuz that how we talk

  • @edsfkna
    @edsfkna 3 роки тому +1

    What if its a bagel.

  • @lcc8394
    @lcc8394 5 років тому +1

    greatest guitarist ever is too open to everyones own perception....Robert Johnson for me, but running him close are Keith Richards, Roger Walters and Jack White, Jack White is very very underrated IMO

    • @lcc8394
      @lcc8394 5 років тому +1

      Hendrix is a phenom, Keith richards ex girl friend ''leant'' him is white strat....USA radio killed his output, on the newly started AM airwaves where his record lable and manager thought it would be a great way to get publicty but instead 3 minutes pop song ruled and Hendrix's 12 min tunes just didn't get played.....placing him on tour with the monkeys ffs!!!....the label lost too much money on albums that didnt get air time and in turn sales...that's pretty much the hendrix story.....

  • @gm08351
    @gm08351 2 роки тому +1

    this man is 70 years old and still plays rambo

  • @moviemetalhead
    @moviemetalhead 5 років тому +1

    Won't do anything Bithead, seeing as Duck Tape ™️ is a brand of *duct* tape

  • @Arcadiality
    @Arcadiality 5 років тому +1

    Never change dude, never. You know that.

  • @bigfoot8361
    @bigfoot8361 5 років тому +1

    Cereal is as easy as a carton of milk. Just open the correct side. Or a chocolate bar. Or a bag of chips, just not the entire length.

  • @spinalcompression1603
    @spinalcompression1603 5 років тому +1

    Pot and coffee would be good enough for me

  • @josephgrondin9081
    @josephgrondin9081 5 років тому +1

    Find the right doctor and you will be all set

  • @treedeblue
    @treedeblue 5 років тому +1

    Dam BH1000 is still below 20k subs the UA-cam world isn’t a just one!

  • @RosaGonzalez-cj7yn
    @RosaGonzalez-cj7yn 4 роки тому +1

    Over a toster buy one for you one for her

  • @tigeruppercuttime1450
    @tigeruppercuttime1450 5 років тому +1

    The word TWAT is def underused in society

    • @211inprogress
      @211inprogress 5 років тому

      🤣I was thinking the same thing. ✌️

  • @davidmcfadden1763
    @davidmcfadden1763 5 років тому +1

    10:42 Are you sure it was a leg?

  • @tigeruppercuttime1450
    @tigeruppercuttime1450 5 років тому +1

    MR. MIYAGI REINCARNATED!!!

  • @V1C10US
    @V1C10US 5 років тому +1

    Make steroids legal? If you want more guitarists like Jimi and Stevie make coke and heroin legal!

  • @Ohmz777
    @Ohmz777 5 років тому +1

    Like quack quack! LOL

  • @sparkiemcdudles4045
    @sparkiemcdudles4045 5 років тому +1

    Your the angriest person I have ever seen and it’s hilarious you should do stand up😂🤣

    • @sparkiemcdudles4045
      @sparkiemcdudles4045 5 років тому +1

      Yeah man that’s why i subscribed to his channel it’s one of the funniest channels on you tube Imho👍🏼 Plus all the Retro gaming stuff.

  • @jong2359
    @jong2359 5 років тому +1

    My wife messes with the settings on the toaster..... there is 1 universal setting - YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHANGE IT.

    • @Lightblue2222
      @Lightblue2222 5 років тому +2

      Cut the wire where you like it. She can turn the knob, and even though it's disconnected she won't notice ;)

  • @gunndlewittlebaum
    @gunndlewittlebaum 5 років тому +3

    I put the toaster on max and just...watch...the...toast...brown...

  • @thesolidsnakealpha
    @thesolidsnakealpha 5 років тому +1

    Check how many pro wrestlers died from an enlarged heart due to steroid use.

  • @zangardo3937
    @zangardo3937 5 років тому +1

    Rich Piana died from steroids.

    • @DDRHeretiC
      @DDRHeretiC 5 років тому +1

      Rich abused his body to an extreme level. He took so much hgh that it enlarged his organs. You can use these things without making your heart grow 3 sizes like the Grinch.

    • @BluBoulzor
      @BluBoulzor 5 років тому

      @@DDRHeretiC You age faster with steroids and TEST.
      IMO it's either you take them when young and feel like super man and have a blast at the risk of looking much older then you should look at like 40 or you wait until 35 + to start it.
      Point is it's your life but the government and all these institutions can go fuck themselves for making it EASIER to get female hormones then to get male ones.
      It's utterly retarded.
      I could have lived a much better life on TRT or heck even clomid but no I can't buy that shit and when I did illegally it got taken away.

    • @DDRHeretiC
      @DDRHeretiC 5 років тому

      @@BluBoulzor If you're using them to build muscle it is best to build a decent foundation naturally first. Low t levels, and insanely high t levels are not good. Men are to blame for females hormonal issues being taken more seriously than males. We have lifted females onto a pedestal of lies, just to get our dicks wet. Men are generally weak willed when it comes to pussy and female validation.

  • @Kranekick1985
    @Kranekick1985 5 років тому +1

    Stallone and Arnold can't act anymore.😁

    • @Kranekick1985
      @Kranekick1985 5 років тому +1

      @Mind Control Experiments the first two were good.

    • @Kranekick1985
      @Kranekick1985 5 років тому +1

      @Mind Control Experiments plus all that plastic surgery u couldn't see his emotions in the movie.

  • @Lightblue2222
    @Lightblue2222 5 років тому +1

    19:20 . Rudimentary Stoner Sound.

  • @JesseH76
    @JesseH76 5 років тому

    Bithead, ever considered trying Propecia or generic form Finasteride, which blocks the action of an enzyme called 5-alpha-reductase (DHT). This enzyme changes testosterone to another hormone that causes the prostate to grow or hair loss in males. It will increase testosterone levels in the body, which decreases prostate size and increases hair growth on the scalp. So you can stop hairless and maybe increase hair growth, too. You can use places like Keeps, that's what I do. You might be able to get it cheaper through your Dr. Hey, I've gotten good results with my hair and with an increase in testosterone you might see better muscle gain. To each his own, just putting it out there.

  • @cody8804
    @cody8804 5 років тому +1

    Speaking of Rambo I just got back from seeing the new one. It’s Rambo.

    • @211inprogress
      @211inprogress 5 років тому

      I haven't seen it yet but I will, Soon. 🏹 ⭐ 👍

    • @cody8804
      @cody8804 5 років тому

      Godzilla 78 it’s good it’s a lot more hardcore than the other ones. He quits taking his meds so he does crazy Saw shit

  • @BikerBenny
    @BikerBenny 7 місяців тому

    18:55 😂😂😂

  • @JDigital123
    @JDigital123 5 років тому +1

    I mean this with the best intentions. This guy should just change his name to *Shithead1000!* Also we cant afford to have the whole "cuntry" on Roid Rage. P.S Happy Toasting.

  • @9ElevenGamer
    @9ElevenGamer 5 років тому +1

    Buy your own man and keep it hidden.

    • @ChrisSmith-cd7uw
      @ChrisSmith-cd7uw 2 роки тому

      He’s already out of space! Where is he gonna hide an entire MAN?!?

    • @9ElevenGamer
      @9ElevenGamer 2 роки тому

      @@ChrisSmith-cd7uw In his Bum Bum.

  • @djklink20009
    @djklink20009 5 років тому +1

    number 4 for me on the toaster everytime

  • @luckyrockmore2796
    @luckyrockmore2796 5 років тому +1

    Dont forget leggings for men aka skinny jeans

  • @MaliVirEddy
    @MaliVirEddy 5 років тому +1

    Real shakespearean dilema, "Pot&steroids"!?

  • @reviewsfornoobs
    @reviewsfornoobs 5 років тому +1

    miley cyrus

  • @oasisbeyond
    @oasisbeyond 5 років тому +1

    A lot of Athletes died of Steroids use come on man lol Wwe stars, baseball stars, weightlifters. Stallone is just a freak or lucky :)

    • @DDRHeretiC
      @DDRHeretiC 5 років тому +1

      Or could it possibly be that he didn't use an insane amount and walk around at 230lbs at 10% bf? Stallone was never insanely huge, he was just lean with a decent amount of muscle. The leaner you get the bigger it makes you look if you have a decent amount of muscle.

  • @MrMosebysLobby
    @MrMosebysLobby 5 років тому +1

    Holy shit you are still here? Jesus you and Luke Morse never show up on my feed anymore. Plus still in the shed lol

  • @JohnnyProctor9
    @JohnnyProctor9 5 років тому +1

    Umm...LOTS of pro wrestlers have died young from steroid-related heart attacks.

    • @Lightblue2222
      @Lightblue2222 5 років тому +2

      Maybe they didn't get enough steroids. You ever think of that!?

    • @JohnnyProctor9
      @JohnnyProctor9 5 років тому +1

      @@Lightblue2222 - ua-cam.com/video/Sisz6EfUoHs/v-deo.html

    • @tigeruppercuttime1450
      @tigeruppercuttime1450 5 років тому

      And pain pills and drinking their dicks off while sustaining massive amounts of brain injuries

  • @HoracePinker666
    @HoracePinker666 5 років тому +1

    Didnt care much for the new Rambo. Way too much spanish dialog. Predictable story. Last 20 minutes was cool though.

  • @PabstOban
    @PabstOban 5 років тому

    I have an idea for a video. I love it when you talk about music and your childhood. I'd love for you to go through maybe the first maybe... 16 years of your life. Each year picking your favorite album released that year, and favorite song released that year. I'm very curious to what you picked.

  • @balreadysaid
    @balreadysaid 5 років тому +1

    Good sob right here!

  • @breakthings
    @breakthings 5 років тому +1

    Get that TRT script

  • @Alexinytown
    @Alexinytown 5 років тому +1

    4 is about right for toast

  • @patriotguy938
    @patriotguy938 7 місяців тому +1

    I totally agree the PS4 is one of the best consoles it has everything in there I mean I have every platform every generational most of everything. It's tough to beat the PS4

  • @liveevil6386
    @liveevil6386 5 років тому +1

    Can you grow us a mullet plz. Conformist haircut makes you look like a copper. Be the outsider

  • @PabstOban
    @PabstOban 5 років тому

    I would have never guessed you were 6'4". It's hard to tell in the shed standing 2 feet from a camera. Well, if I ever meet ya, you're taller than me, but I probably have about a hundred pounds on ya. Have you seen Last Gamers Darius cabinet? That thing is crazy. I never saw one of those in the wild. The mans got great taste in shooters.

  • @drunkunc83
    @drunkunc83 5 років тому +1

    Someone send this guy some trees. Watch how all the BS will melt away. You're way too angry my dude. Setup a game system in the shed and enjoy a coke and jack with a joint.

    • @211inprogress
      @211inprogress 5 років тому +1

      Hey. I subscribed to this channel because he's angry. 😁 All the best 🥃✌️

  • @fossil-bit8439
    @fossil-bit8439 5 років тому +3

    Ok I’m jealous. I want a copy of Darius burst so damn bad!