Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 3

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  • @krishnaharsham2518
    @krishnaharsham2518 2 роки тому +2384

    The part where steven thinks about all the tasks he was asked to do but forget the important one, it is so relatable.

    • @magdolyn
      @magdolyn 2 роки тому +48

      He even remembered the chicken this time!

    • @khuedinhvan1986
      @khuedinhvan1986 2 роки тому +1

      ok

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

    • @abigailn8704
      @abigailn8704 2 роки тому +10

      Forgot to cook the rice tho

    • @saltysergeant4284
      @saltysergeant4284 2 роки тому +8

      That always sucks. Do 5 things but forget the only thing they actually asked for us to to....and they always complain, instead of saying, "Oh, it's ok, you did enough today. Just take care of it tomorrow. Good work, son!", they say something like, "get out of my house, son, you're almost 40.".
      Ingrates!

  • @bigbird4481
    @bigbird4481 2 роки тому +682

    Bro that panic of trying to get the chore done as fast as possible before you get in trouble is portrayed beautifully

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 2 роки тому

      @Steven Не 🅥 I like how my notifications for this bot was the odd ones out, but has changed I suppose the owner of the channel forgot to change it

    • @Suraito81586
      @Suraito81586 2 роки тому +5

      Me: hears my parents walking with heavy thudding footsteps right outside....
      Also Me: i'm screwed

    • @sparklysuika
      @sparklysuika 2 роки тому

      I do that every day

  • @GT_Gaming5555
    @GT_Gaming5555 2 роки тому +6867

    I was about to eat some food but then my parents told me they knew a kid who ate food who got attacked by a cat and now lives with a family of geese. Thanks, Steven.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +954

      HGAHAHAHAA

    • @thatmadlad5381
      @thatmadlad5381 2 роки тому +285

      Ah I remember too when i was about to sleep when my mom told me when my cousin slept, the next day, he no longer breathe...
      .

    • @Yasmeen_me
      @Yasmeen_me 2 роки тому +65

      @@thatmadlad5381 AYO WHAT?

    • @amaduck2132
      @amaduck2132 2 роки тому +46

      @@thatmadlad5381 bruh what

    • @huss2891
      @huss2891 2 роки тому +18

      Who's here before this blows up

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel Рік тому +858

    Steven neglected to mention one thing on the Example lesson: the ridiculous nature of your examples if you do them right might be so strong that your failure might raise an objection despite knowing it's a trap. This allows you to spring an "are you talking back to me?!" trap discussed in previous episodes of Failure Management or even use The Slipper to apply double or even triple the amount of
    E
    MO
    TIO
    NAL
    DA
    MAGE
    Essentially, it's a luring technique to set up a series of blows, rather than a standalone move if you use it properly.

    • @NotJohnnyTamale
      @NotJohnnyTamale Рік тому +52

      Steven also forgot to mention the go to bed issue. In this scenario, you make your failure believe they messed up so bad, they want to just kill you and contemplate the ways to do so. This often gets paired with the "Stop crying or I will give you a reason to do so" and the Crying in silence.

    • @sweetunicorn623
      @sweetunicorn623 Рік тому +2

      @@NotJohnnyTamale fax

    • @davidyu6951
      @davidyu6951 Рік тому +2

      That is correct 😊

    • @harshit6045
      @harshit6045 Рік тому +4

      Asian dad spotted...

    • @monkeybusiness673
      @monkeybusiness673 Рік тому +8

      I've heard about this ancient technique. I believe it was referred to as the "Send them to Jesus!"

  • @ST0NE_206
    @ST0NE_206 2 роки тому +2820

    This is what they need to teach us in school.
    The discipline of Emotional Damage must last throughout adulthood!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +425

      This would be the advanced level

    • @Hittzo
      @Hittzo 2 роки тому +11

      @@StevenHe ok

    • @drchicken2477
      @drchicken2477 2 роки тому +10

      @@StevenHe I'm sorry, did I just hear you coining the term "failure-let"?

    • @chillinnn11
      @chillinnn11 2 роки тому +5

      What floor is that building that the fear of getting wrecked by a car seemed feasable

    • @drchicken2477
      @drchicken2477 2 роки тому +5

      @@chillinnn11 13th

  • @JoeyHuang-j4y
    @JoeyHuang-j4y 2 роки тому +2960

    As an Asian teenager with Asian parents, I'm telling you guys, these are pretty dang accurate lol

  • @watchmeimflying
    @watchmeimflying 2 роки тому +1107

    I like that Steven’s dad doesn’t even bother referring to your child as a child and skips straight to failure

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +164

      hahaaaaaa facts

    • @dmanslovesCOB
      @dmanslovesCOB 2 роки тому +14

      Its because if your watching the video you already have a failure lol

    • @herewithpearl
      @herewithpearl 2 роки тому +2

      IKR,
      Halo this is my failure he does calculus but is three BEAT THAT!

    • @raes9374
      @raes9374 2 роки тому +2

      Failures must be referred to as 'failure' unless your parents are bragging about you to other family members.

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

  • @jenna2720
    @jenna2720 Рік тому +420

    Omg, yes! Cold water! I remember being a kid in the middle of summer and asking for a glass of cold water from my grandma. She asked me if I wanted to get pneumonia and die. Ah, good times.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Рік тому +16

      "Who wont you have some HOT TEA?"
      Yes thank you :(

    • @quirogatnonerrat3214
      @quirogatnonerrat3214 Рік тому +14

      My greatgrandfather died like that. Working in the hot summer and drank cold water and got pneumonia. In those times it wasn't treatable in Romania, so he died 😔 left my great grandmother all alone.

    • @galreserve2322
      @galreserve2322 Рік тому +4

      @@quirogatnonerrat3214
      So, parents telling useful things someday, huh?

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface Рік тому +7

      @@quirogatnonerrat3214 Unless he inhaled the water I think he probably got the pneumonia from something else lol

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@quirogatnonerrat3214I can't tell if this is a joke or not. If that actually happened, I'm sorry:(

  • @ac8844
    @ac8844 2 роки тому +743

    As an IRL psychologist, I cannot tell you how many times EMOTIONAL DAMAGE pops into my head during sessions!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +210

      oh my hahahah the more I picture that the funnier it gets

    • @ac8844
      @ac8844 2 роки тому +63

      @@StevenHe It's real! I have actually had to say emotional damage in session while forcing myself not to say it the way you do. Might make a good skit!

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop 2 роки тому +38

      @@ac8844 "Why are you laughing? This has ruined my life"... Steven He is such a legend...oh oh shit sorry. You ever been told the tale of the UA-cams? :D

    • @ac8844
      @ac8844 2 роки тому +21

      @@Fizz-Pop the struggle is real!

    • @theclown3967
      @theclown3967 2 роки тому +6

      Bro that's your entire profession

  • @Haladmer
    @Haladmer 2 роки тому +630

    When I was in high school, I became friends with a transfer student from HK.. Can confirm, this training is channeling his grandfather's spirit! That man's Failure Management (Emotional Damage) skills were on point... he was so skilled, even unassociated people 5 blocks away started to learn the piano!
    I still have flashbacks of the over the top stories. Like this one time I went to go get my friend so we could hang out with our friends, and his grandfather told this story of how he had to hunt white tigers, in the winter at night, while carrying multiple buckets of water for his small village from a river 15km away... and as a reward, he was allowed to stop at the local hardware store to work for money to buy the monthly sacks of rice for the family (which also had to be carried with everything else)
    To this day, I still feel like I'm not doing nearly enough for my family/friends whenever I want to go do something unproductive... lol

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +149

      Hunting white tigers😂

    • @Haladmer
      @Haladmer 2 роки тому +35

      @@StevenHe lol, yeah, I was impressed by his ability to always find a way to go just that little bit further :D
      He was a great man with a fantastic (and often sharp) sense of humor, and I think he'd love the work you do here!

    • @prasannavarathan6714
      @prasannavarathan6714 2 роки тому +7

      Story time…

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

    • @gillam1510
      @gillam1510 2 роки тому +4

      @@StevenHe emotional damage

  • @sceatssketches
    @sceatssketches 2 роки тому +5359

    Big congratulations to Steven's dad for being promoted from professional Asian Dad... to Professional Asian.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +748

      HAHAHAHAA

    • @MTF.TAU5..Bob.
      @MTF.TAU5..Bob. 2 роки тому +42

      @@StevenHe then promoted to Drill Sergeant Professional Asian Dad First Class

    • @sceatssketches
      @sceatssketches 2 роки тому +30

      @@MTF.TAU5..Bob. Haha! Then 5-star Brigadier General of Emotional Damage

    • @noahruelos2444
      @noahruelos2444 2 роки тому +13

      I don’t care beast

    • @TheGamerTube07
      @TheGamerTube07 2 роки тому +8

      Then promoted to just "Professional", next ". ".👍🏻

  • @mazzymakka2770
    @mazzymakka2770 Рік тому +322

    As a white boy with Asian parents I have dozens of emotion damage and this is very true, they had to walk up and down the hill, swim on land walk on water to go to school at my age

    • @stringfellowbalk2654
      @stringfellowbalk2654 Рік тому +2

      ???

    • @mazzymakka2770
      @mazzymakka2770 Рік тому +13

      @@stringfellowbalk2654 you wouldn't understand the lengths they had to go to have a decent education

    • @digiton115
      @digiton115 Рік тому +3

      Lol same as my parent but they tell other kid out there do as you said to go to school.
      They said...I'm lucky enough to get a good school, so my parent want me to get A+ to paid for their effort.
      Damn, i'm scared to swim on land😂

    • @mazzymakka2770
      @mazzymakka2770 Рік тому

      @@digiton115 another person to share my trauma with

    • @rainymornings
      @rainymornings Рік тому +1

      Sorry I have to ask... how does a white person have Asian parents? What's your story?

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 2 роки тому +8532

    As a man that doesn't have Asian parents, I can confirm that this is real.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +1389

      HAHA

    • @geeked24-7
      @geeked24-7 2 роки тому +115

      @@StevenHe lmao fr

    • @Wwushady
      @Wwushady 2 роки тому +51

      yup

    • @Dinohunter-dh6go
      @Dinohunter-dh6go 2 роки тому +30

      Yep

    • @Mary_OTT
      @Mary_OTT 2 роки тому +148

      As someone who Does have Asian parents, I too can confirm that this is real.

  • @ragluvsmusic
    @ragluvsmusic 2 роки тому +4832

    😂 I loved when the Father walks in and says: “smells like minimum wage”😂

    • @tamnguyen-bl7jf
      @tamnguyen-bl7jf 2 роки тому +12

      ok

    • @martinweiss2955
      @martinweiss2955 2 роки тому +105

      Nguyen was triggered. Poor thing.
      I worked for minimum wage once, also walked to work 20 miles, on one foot covered in thumbtacks, downhill both ways[physics was not invented yet] my other foot was bankrupt from my failed business.

    • @mr.regular589
      @mr.regular589 2 роки тому +64

      @@martinweiss2955 Ah you think YOU had it bad? Where I worked, we got lower wage than a guy working at MacDonald's. I had to work 100 miles WHILE doing homework at the same time with my right arm, my left arm was broken from fighting a grizzly bear. I walked all 100 miles on one foot, while my other foot was working at Canadian Tires. And I had to work EVERY DAY, no day off, no breaks to use bathroom, no breaks to eat lunch. I had to stand the whole time because sitting wasn't invented yet. And I uh, I did it when I was 5 >:).

    • @martinweiss2955
      @martinweiss2955 2 роки тому +26

      @Mr. Regular oh that seems stressful. My business was selling beaver pelts and meat on the QEW. This was before science existed so I had to invent the beaver by breeding cats with giant mice, birch bark and twine. I died twice by the black plague.
      Bathroom? Back then it was illegal to use a bathroom. I had to hire Lewis and Clark to direct me over the great lakes, where I swam 75 miles south into the United States, while being shot at with muskets.

    • @__Ramen__
      @__Ramen__ 2 роки тому +2

      @@martinweiss2955 um

  • @aguyjr
    @aguyjr 2 роки тому +390

    The thumbnail design of Steven's father's collected self, while Steven is breaking stuff in the corner is a thing of art

  • @SS-L.O.T.O.
    @SS-L.O.T.O. 2 роки тому +45

    I still remember the call from my dad as soon as I walked in from school like he knew exactly when we walked in the house. Would pick up the phone and get "the house better ve clean and laundry better be done by time I'm home" he didn't have to threaten anything because you knew if it wasn't done there would be hell to pay. Shit even my friends were scared of my dad , guy can look at you and send chills down your spine. He's softer now but it took over 30 years to break him even a little.

    • @98765432123456781000
      @98765432123456781000 Рік тому +16

      He's not softer, he's just getting you to let your guard down for maximum emotional damage.

    • @marissasue319
      @marissasue319 8 місяців тому

      ​@@98765432123456781000lol

  • @allnighter_boy8850
    @allnighter_boy8850 2 роки тому +309

    The montages of Steven trying to do the chore, like the “ITS STILL WET” always kill me.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +52

      I can tell it's happened to you before

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому +1

      That one is EASY!
      You mostly unplug the dryer so that there is no electrical connection and the slightest bump will make the plug fall to the floor.
      "Must have been vibrations?!"
      -
      Hypothetically, of course. (/wink)

    • @NickyHendriks
      @NickyHendriks 2 роки тому +2

      @@MonkeyJedi99 and then you get whooped because you didn't fix the dryer. 😂

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому

      @@NickyHendriks Yeah...

    • @uzumazin5099
      @uzumazin5099 2 роки тому +1

      @Beast 😈 x2
      “Banger” sounds like “FAILURE” to me.

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 2 роки тому +483

    Thanks to Steven for healing my Emotional Damage with his sense of humor

    • @nathanfalcone4859
      @nathanfalcone4859 2 роки тому +2

      True

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +85

      welcome to your therapy class hahah

    • @Hittzo
      @Hittzo 2 роки тому +2

      @@StevenHe ok

    • @fut_xeditz
      @fut_xeditz 2 роки тому +3

      @@StevenHe I love how you always pause every time you talk 😂

    • @SoniasWay
      @SoniasWay 2 роки тому +2

      @@StevenHe 😂🙏❤️

  • @DesiredDvalin
    @DesiredDvalin 2 роки тому +971

    Whenever we feel like a failure, steven he brings us content for us to watch.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +195

      HAHAHAAA failures together STRONG

    • @annainspain5176
      @annainspain5176 2 роки тому +1

      And then we KNOW we're a failure.

    • @Nudge01210
      @Nudge01210 2 роки тому

      @@annainspain5176 COMMUNIST MODE YEAH BABY

    • @annainspain5176
      @annainspain5176 2 роки тому

      @@Nudge01210 Lie down, Nurse will bring your meds soon.

    • @UnbreakablePickaxe
      @UnbreakablePickaxe 2 роки тому +4

      @@StevenHe failures together failures

  • @norikotakaya14292
    @norikotakaya14292 Рік тому +49

    I had a Vietnamese friend growing up and I swear to God this is what it was like at his house. And when I visited my friend, it didn't matter if I was white, I got the same treatment as if I was part of the family. I still talk to my old friend to this day and he's got his own kids to torment now.

  • @lynzzyr
    @lynzzyr 2 роки тому +395

    You know, Steven is still inevitably learning from his dad - he can whoop that washing machine just like his dad does.

    • @thomasward6022
      @thomasward6022 2 роки тому

      The ol 1, 2

    • @vikstar123.4
      @vikstar123.4 2 роки тому

      *LINK TO THE CLIP ON HOW TO GROW TALLER:*
      ua-cam.com/video/Mzy9OuOOKU4/v-deo.html

    • @baldsybomb7545
      @baldsybomb7545 2 роки тому

      @@vikstar123.4 Are you the real vik?

    • @baldsybomb7545
      @baldsybomb7545 2 роки тому

      Nvm ur not

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

  • @wonkeralien0559
    @wonkeralien0559 2 роки тому +723

    I’m glad I can make my day better by watching Steven He.

    • @helloppl2308
      @helloppl2308 2 роки тому +4

      Already a Steven like

    • @soniplayboi8418
      @soniplayboi8418 2 роки тому +5

      @Emotional Damage bro this is so convincing I swear to god!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +107

      You make my whole day by being here

    • @wonkeralien0559
      @wonkeralien0559 2 роки тому +7

      @@StevenHe feelings mutual

    • @Flix776
      @Flix776 2 роки тому +2

      @@StevenHe whats up

  • @RickGhastly_
    @RickGhastly_ 2 роки тому +216

    It has been 1 year since emotional damage was a thing, I am happy it is still alive and emotional damage will be forever iconic - Rick Ghastly

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +57

      I can't believe time has gone by so fast

    • @mikulitsi1819
      @mikulitsi1819 2 роки тому

      Oh man 1 year already

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

    • @zophobas
      @zophobas 2 роки тому

      time flies huh

  • @bernhardvonbarret1729
    @bernhardvonbarret1729 Рік тому +151

    this might seem a joke, but I have seen this IRL, and it is scary how accurate this is...

    • @Banana-cc5rx
      @Banana-cc5rx Рік тому +28

      gaslighting, technique old as time existed in asian culture

    • @marissasue319
      @marissasue319 8 місяців тому +3

      Toxicity

  • @cynacist1823
    @cynacist1823 2 роки тому +695

    One time my cousins and I used ALL the detergent by mistake. Our grandma locked us out of the house and said she'd called the chief crocodile and the crocodiles were on their way to eat us. I was three. #emotionaldamage

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 2 роки тому +48

      Oh, you were one of those kids from the crazy destructive toddler videos.

    • @cynacist1823
      @cynacist1823 2 роки тому +28

      @@NickRoman It wasn't even my idea! But I was there and I didn't stop it

    • @LydiaSherrer
      @LydiaSherrer Рік тому +25

      Man, I am WAY too nice to my kids, apparently 🤣

    • @igorbb2900
      @igorbb2900 Рік тому +15

      Very Effective!

    • @leroyhotdogzanzibar.
      @leroyhotdogzanzibar. Рік тому +13

      Oh my fucking God🤣🤣🤣🤣
      This is fucking fantastic 🤣🤣🤣

  • @isaacflowers4325
    @isaacflowers4325 2 роки тому +323

    "How to cause emotional damage, without even being in the room". This guy makes the best content ever!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +45

      You can feel the trauma behind these skits hahaha

    • @Hittzo
      @Hittzo 2 роки тому +2

      @@StevenHe ok

    • @derekshen9
      @derekshen9 2 роки тому

      Too true ha ha

    • @NotanUzbek1656
      @NotanUzbek1656 2 роки тому

      @Beast 😈 x2 shut up bot

  • @lelouchlamperouge5387
    @lelouchlamperouge5387 2 роки тому +180

    Imagine Steven's grandfather earlier gave these lessons , giving Steven's dad's example and Steven is enjoying it's recordings.

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

  • @Diego-zz1df
    @Diego-zz1df Рік тому +10

    Bonus emotional damage: Whenever your failure has a problem or is suffering from an illness or injury, follow these steps
    - provide no help
    - compare their situation to something much worse you or some other old relative went through
    - give them pointless advice (bonus: if the problem is some physical ailment or sickness, blame it on his attitude or emotional state)
    - related to the above, repeat the pointless advice, each time a bit louder
    - when your failure complains, show yourself offended
    - repeat these words: "I was trying to help, why do you have to be so unreasonable?"
    The unfairness will combine with his suffering and frustration to deliver maximum emotional damage

    • @dragonmage7980
      @dragonmage7980 2 місяці тому

      TIL my family is secretly Asian 😂🙈

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 роки тому +2438

    Steven He never fails to show his humor to us

  • @AjmalZuhair
    @AjmalZuhair 2 роки тому +274

    I couldn't stop laughing when he just threw the tide into the washing machine 😂. Your videos are always comedy gold

  • @teenoush7489
    @teenoush7489 2 роки тому +724

    We, Failures, are immensely grateful for being validated through your videos 🙇🏻‍♀️ Let's keep this culture alive for the generations to come!

    • @thoakim673
      @thoakim673 2 роки тому +1

      ok

    • @Silk0926
      @Silk0926 2 роки тому +5

      We are named gen z because this is probably the last generation

  • @MM-vq2bv
    @MM-vq2bv Рік тому +60

    I can watch the same skit over and over. Always laughing!! You truly deserve your own show!!

  • @Chillbill47
    @Chillbill47 2 роки тому +62

    1:01 I love how Steven just throws the tide in there😂

  • @vzii6
    @vzii6 2 роки тому +47

    “Smell like MINIMUM WAGE” 😂😂 1:42

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 2 роки тому +334

    "Tell you what happened. He drank cold water and froze all his height off" is now my favorite Steven's Dad quote.
    He really has the best ways of critter-sizing for everything.

    • @seanewing204
      @seanewing204 2 роки тому +4

      Criticizing. Criticising if you're British.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому +8

      @@seanewing204 I prefer critter-sizing. (verb) Making your child feel (emotionally) small, diminutive, miniscule, tiny or otherwise insignificant.

    • @epicjayjaysw8708
      @epicjayjaysw8708 2 роки тому +4

      My favorite quote is when he said "Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can run!"

    • @danielsan5541
      @danielsan5541 2 роки тому +3

      ,@@seanewing204 You missed the entire point of this comment. OP was making a pun about the size since the video mentioned something height-related.

    • @neodutch
      @neodutch 2 роки тому +1

      @@MonkeyJedi99 Emotional Damage.

  • @azraftaf4004
    @azraftaf4004 2 роки тому +96

    As a person who has a Asian parents, I can confirm this is 100% percent real.

  • @mitsu.B
    @mitsu.B 2 роки тому +174

    I love how this is getting to the point where its hard to tell if the father is an actual guy or just him

  • @oopieboopiedummy2435
    @oopieboopiedummy2435 2 роки тому +617

    Everyone knows that Steven can never disappoint us, He even drank the Emotional Damage energy drink lol

    • @phycophykito
      @phycophykito 2 роки тому +4

      It tastes awesome!

    • @parsah.davoodi7288
      @parsah.davoodi7288 2 роки тому +2

      @@phycophykito it's made in china

    • @phoenixs8074
      @phoenixs8074 2 роки тому +2

      @@parsah.davoodi7288 its not but ok

    • @RandomBlackBox
      @RandomBlackBox 2 роки тому

      Was just drinking it too

    • @ConfusedKiwi
      @ConfusedKiwi 2 роки тому +1

      This Energy is made with the Tears of the most emotinal broken and depressed Asian Childrens... Sorry my Fault, i mean Failures.
      Their Paine is so Delicious!

  • @yourlocalkamikaze7606
    @yourlocalkamikaze7606 2 роки тому +316

    As a professional asian kid who has asian kids, I can say that this is 100% real.
    edit: damm for the first time I got more than 200 likes

    • @mickeythebutthuffincrackpu5330
      @mickeythebutthuffincrackpu5330 2 роки тому +4

      As an unprofessional intergalactic alien with two chopsticks sticking out of his nose, I can confirm it's real too.

    • @taikoshorts1176
      @taikoshorts1176 2 роки тому +3

      As a microwave from another dimension who crossed between the line of space and time I indeed can confirm

    • @thehorrorartist9317
      @thehorrorartist9317 2 роки тому +3

      As a Certified Mexican, Peruto-Rican, Italian , Everything causes emotional damage

    • @teojingbojaydennorthlandss9318
      @teojingbojaydennorthlandss9318 2 роки тому +3

      As a dumbo living in an alternate universe, i can confirm that the emotional damage is real.

    • @SoApost
      @SoApost 2 роки тому

      Only 1 comment over 200 likes? Smells like minimum wage. When I was your age, I had over 200 comments with 2000 likes. How can I ever go back to Beijing and show my face when you’re such a failure.

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 Рік тому +5

    Steven is one of the few comedians I’ve seen that never gets stale to watch.

  • @mist9100
    @mist9100 2 роки тому +92

    The laundry one was so true. It is always the chore that I always forget about. I actually used a blow dryer to blow dry all the clothes once and my mum came back without me knowing and when I found out she was just standing in the door way of the bathroom, staring at me blow drying all the clothes.
    It ended in my mum with a clothe hanger in hand and me running around the house.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +51

      Moms running full speed with a slipper will put fear into any man

    • @lili.-.9243
      @lili.-.9243 2 роки тому

      same tbh

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 роки тому +2

      @@StevenHe Never did me. So my parents had to learn how to punish me psychologically.

    • @microprii
      @microprii 2 роки тому +2

      My biggest problem was this: I always remembered to wash the laundry, that was easy...
      ...but I always forgot to dry it until they were almost home. The following lecture was torture and somehow things I did years ago also came up.

    • @YouthfulOne
      @YouthfulOne 2 роки тому +1

      Just remember children, no matter how old or how big you get, MOM KNOWS HOW TO BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES! I can testify twice - as recipient and as dangerous mom. Lol

  • @anshikbrahmbhatt
    @anshikbrahmbhatt 2 роки тому +32

    DUDE 1:47 USING UNREALISTIC EXAMPLES JUST HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY, IT IS SO FRUSTRATING!!
    Great video steven keep us the great work!

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 2 роки тому +124

    I like that he's worried about his son getting hit by a car even though they appear to be in a high rise apartment. Such a caring parent!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +33

      HAHAHA i didn’t even think about that

    • @crystalfire5564
      @crystalfire5564 2 роки тому +3

      I thought he said he was hit by a cat!

    • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
      @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 2 роки тому +4

      @@crystalfire5564 Flying cats can be a problem especially high up apartments sometimes times you have to duck to avoid getting hit 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

    • @stenakestrid
      @stenakestrid 2 роки тому +2

      Immediately got me thinking about the scene in The Fast and the Furious 7: ua-cam.com/video/TaIRKXKGyqE/v-deo.html
      I love that ridiculous scene.

  • @biggles8500
    @biggles8500 Рік тому +2

    "I am a professional Asian"
    I'm 100% invested.

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 2 роки тому +92

    The SLAMMING of the clothes into the washer absolutely sent me!! 😂😂😂
    I would say the washing machine probably shared in that *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!_*

    • @sqerxfan7828
      @sqerxfan7828 2 роки тому

      wtf Steven He ist so schlecht geworden, das ist viel besser ua-cam.com/video/BtB4FebTSnU/v-deo.html

  • @brasenk6305
    @brasenk6305 2 роки тому +166

    Big respect to Steven for staying relatively mentally stable from the emotional damage

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

  • @alanqp6228
    @alanqp6228 2 роки тому +44

    0:20
    "Steven make sure you do the laundry before I get home, okay?"
    "Okay, I WONT"
    "You know he WILL"
    Am I crazy or is something not right here?

  • @DoggosAndJiuJitsu
    @DoggosAndJiuJitsu Рік тому +9

    You're killing it, Steven. My kid called you the emotion damage guy the other day, which is great because it's time to employ your parenting techniques. At 9, I think he'll understand enough for it to be effective.

  • @mikelitoris6923
    @mikelitoris6923 2 роки тому +26

    I tried your methods with my children, and i have to say it's 100% success!
    They've embraced inner failure in themselves and took the path of zero confidence and general self respect!
    Please continue making your outstanding lifecoach videos!

  • @novemberprime453
    @novemberprime453 2 роки тому +24

    3:07 The sheer accuracy of this is insane 💀

  • @republicofkoreaball4349
    @republicofkoreaball4349 2 роки тому +66

    I never learned these strategies from my parents. It is always better to learn these punishments first hand because each Asian household has a different technique. Thank you for teaching non-asians these strategies so they too can manage their failures.

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy 2 роки тому +9

    The feeling of dread you feel when you hear the garage door open and you know you still have work to do. Nothing else compares

    • @dragonmage7980
      @dragonmage7980 2 місяці тому

      Just the absolute visceral dread mixed with breathless terror

  • @nerdysniper6194
    @nerdysniper6194 2 роки тому +32

    “Smell like minimum wage!” 😂
    This man is too funny.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +13

      That’s a sequel to my cologne “unemployment”

    • @tylerdao4107
      @tylerdao4107 2 роки тому

      @@StevenHe where exactly can I find the cologne “unemployment “ could really use it right now

  • @azereaa
    @azereaa 2 роки тому +62

    This is literally how my parents act. Good job Steven.

  • @SophiestandardArts
    @SophiestandardArts 2 роки тому +415

    "Smells like minimum wage" I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 its 10pm and everyone's asleep other then me watching Stevens videos I feel like I'm waking the whole street up 🤣🤣

    • @jamescottrell8578
      @jamescottrell8578 2 роки тому +6

      That's My wife, lol, she goes to the spare bedroom on the other side of the apt and I can still hear her.

  • @melonie_1510
    @melonie_1510 Рік тому +13

    Steven He's dad should start a Masterclass in Failure Management. I would pay to learn the Art of Failure Punishing

  • @AverageTomato
    @AverageTomato 2 роки тому +27

    This series is so educational, my mom would've loved this

  • @abigailn8704
    @abigailn8704 2 роки тому +85

    The example one hit waaaaay too hard 😅The one I remember most was when I wanted to go to the playground down the street by myself and my mom told me about how a girl went out on her own and was later found dead in a river nearby.
    I was like 10 at the time

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 2 роки тому +2

      So sad!

    • @neetard1774
      @neetard1774 2 роки тому +1

      Happened daily with me in my childhood
      - from India

    • @BowlGOfficial
      @BowlGOfficial 2 роки тому

      hey she saved your life, might have been a killer around in your town

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +9

      I have definitely heard similar stories

    • @seacucumber1773
      @seacucumber1773 2 роки тому

      69th like

  • @1theKevin_
    @1theKevin_ 2 роки тому +24

    0:42 That's some great product placement

  • @thefoxandthelynx
    @thefoxandthelynx Рік тому +16

    As a fellow asian… this episode in particular was loaded with PTSD reminders. Thank you!!😢

  • @lordisaac
    @lordisaac 2 роки тому +38

    2:18 'bam! got him.'

  • @kaidama
    @kaidama 2 роки тому +83

    I am so happy to see how your channel has grown as well as production quality. Seeing you collab with others, hang out with friends, having fun- I am really happy for your continuous success!

    • @labzz8768
      @labzz8768 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5X0_zXS0CfU/v-deo.html

  • @ColonThreeeOrSomething
    @ColonThreeeOrSomething 2 роки тому +52

    I love how steven's dad just calls steven "your failure"

  • @babyblastCN
    @babyblastCN Рік тому +2

    Lesson 1: Do the laundry before I get back 0:12
    Lesson 2: Using examples 1:44

  • @Seag_Plays
    @Seag_Plays 2 роки тому +20

    2:37 no, extra points if they say you can do something aggressively.

  • @Saibot-Edits
    @Saibot-Edits 2 роки тому +27

    Yeah shake that camera 0:52 the director gonna be proud

  • @DE4D4L1FE
    @DE4D4L1FE 2 роки тому +78

    I can’t believe the amount of what Steven does to make these videos it is amazing thank you so much Steven!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +19

      Thank you mathurin!

    • @DE4D4L1FE
      @DE4D4L1FE 2 роки тому +2

      @@StevenHe thank you to Steven! I am a big fan.

  • @BÙINHẤTBẢO-i8v
    @BÙINHẤTBẢO-i8v 4 місяці тому +1

    An incdent that is similar to this is one time I was about to go outside and touch some grass at night when my Asian parents told me that they knew that my deceased cousin touched grass and became one with them. I told them "like that ever happened", and they showed me the death certificate said "Mr. Allan Timmy died to grass poisoning". Thanks, Steven

  • @SAVAGE-cr4ng
    @SAVAGE-cr4ng 2 роки тому +90

    He can say just “emotional damage” over and over…I’d die laughing every time. 🤪

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +26

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

    • @SAVAGE-cr4ng
      @SAVAGE-cr4ng 2 роки тому +5

      @@StevenHe lmao!!!! 😂 see

  • @peebterrr1448
    @peebterrr1448 2 роки тому +320

    As an Indian, this is too relatable to be true 😂😂😂

  • @NvrDieNvrSurrender
    @NvrDieNvrSurrender 2 роки тому +50

    How he does laundry is how I do laundry as a mom of two kiddos. I almost spit my coffee out laughing especially when he placed the entire Tide in the washer!

  • @lightningslayer100
    @lightningslayer100 2 роки тому +143

    To be honest, Steven He never fails to show his humor to us. He is a legend.

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      *FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
      ua-cam.com/video/eo_LqM3CfUs/v-deo.html

  • @wzebe3807
    @wzebe3807 2 роки тому +45

    As a asian, my mother and father did all of the things from the emotional damage series to me, gives them a excuse to yell at me and makes me have trauma and eMoTIonAl dAMaGe 😭

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 роки тому +18

      they were experts aparently

    • @wzebe3807
      @wzebe3807 2 роки тому +7

      @@StevenHe yup, my mom still leaves me in line to pay for the groceries at the exact time that I didn't have any money on me

  • @oJep1
    @oJep1 2 роки тому +71

    If you ever need a emotional boost, this is the place!

  • @thoonphyoaung9268
    @thoonphyoaung9268 2 роки тому +7

    It happened to me more times than I can count. I just ignore my Mom until she goes from warning with unrealistic stories to outright screaming NO!

  • @newdonktimes2034
    @newdonktimes2034 2 роки тому +48

    “Smells like minimum wage.” Man I just about died from that.
    I’m surprised the son didn’t comment about being on the upper floors of the apartment.

  • @DiabloSpawnVII
    @DiabloSpawnVII 2 роки тому +19

    I love how much the camera shook while running to the laundry room! such an action shot.

  • @CorvusTheNerd
    @CorvusTheNerd 2 роки тому +10

    2:52
    I unironically got some flashbacks because of the desk in the background. my mom had one that looked like it for years when I was a kid. not sure why I remember it so clearly now but thanks I guess.

  • @SpeccyOnYt
    @SpeccyOnYt Рік тому +19

    you already know he gonna be the best father

  • @lohbrothers894
    @lohbrothers894 2 роки тому +54

    1:30
    the moment he saw the closet and threw his clothes inside the closet got me dying XD

  • @kedo
    @kedo 2 роки тому +47

    Based on the game that he's playing, he might actually get hit by a car, so his dad is just looking out for him. What a great father!

  • @andrewczerwinski8629
    @andrewczerwinski8629 2 роки тому +16

    The dumbfounded looks you give after the explanations were pure gold... Keep it up bro!

  • @micahplays4939
    @micahplays4939 Рік тому +7

    1:04 GENIUUUUSSSS

  • @Issy14
    @Issy14 2 роки тому +24

    0:35 me when my memory resets every 2hrs

  • @mrtasty006
    @mrtasty006 2 роки тому +34

    1:37 *sniff* SMELL LIKE M I N I M U M W A G E

  • @TheBigWok
    @TheBigWok 2 роки тому +21

    Lol as an Asian myself this is so relatable this happened to me so many times. Thank you Steven to make our day better :D

  • @tbux2917
    @tbux2917 Рік тому +3

    I thought all parents did the “can you do the laundry before I get home” and always get home 5 minutes after you put it in

  • @jirent23
    @jirent23 2 роки тому +18

    3:12 “Failure’et” means the living human unit which is usually your child, who fails a lot

  • @NoOne-yv2ei
    @NoOne-yv2ei 2 роки тому +20

    I like how he doesn’t ever account for the fact that some children may not be complete failure and instead always uses “failure” and a synonym for “child”

  • @HeliosAnimation
    @HeliosAnimation 2 роки тому +16

    Always there when I need him to make my day better! Also, can we take a second to appreciate the cinematography on these videos. These videos are getting close to looking like Netflix comedies.

  • @jebkerman5422
    @jebkerman5422 2 роки тому +25

    3:20 I once had a friend who didn't subscribe to Steven he. He was run over by a beijing corn transporter. You should totaly subscribe to Steven he.

  • @baldsybomb7545
    @baldsybomb7545 2 роки тому +35

    I never thought Stevens dad would get this promotion I mean he teaches failure management well but my parents have taken it to a whole new level. 😆

  • @Moonjellie14
    @Moonjellie14 2 роки тому +22

    This man can make us laugh in 3 minutes than most comedy movies in hours

  • @darreners1
    @darreners1 Рік тому +9

    Ah 0:45 the delayed reaction when you realize something seconds after calming down from your anxiety that you somehow fucked up.

  • @FoxChy
    @FoxChy 2 роки тому +4

    This one is the best emotional damage that works only at home, at school and at office. Using the "example" is top notch that no one cant resist.

  • @KokieChan
    @KokieChan 2 роки тому +18

    I laughed so ridiculously hard at the subtle call back to a previous skit that involved defrosting chicken.

  • @prettyboredvids
    @prettyboredvids 2 роки тому +11

    Your videos give me hope that sketch channels can still succeed. Your content is awesome man!!

  • @isaactacoburger
    @isaactacoburger Рік тому +5

    When he said you are going to get hit by a car I automatically thought "LOOK OUT THE WINDOW HARRY AND RON WENT OUT DRUNK DRIVING AGAIN"

  • @abrahamhawkins1754
    @abrahamhawkins1754 2 роки тому +10

    1:18 I once saw this after swimming. Some senior student tryna dry his shorts out cause he forgot to bring spares. 😆😆

  • @NatureAndBee
    @NatureAndBee 2 роки тому +24

    As an Asian I strongly confirm that this is real. The "cold water" related to 4"11 height at adult made me laugh so bad. When I was little I also received information as "You'll have giant worms growing in your stomach if you drink cold water."😂😂😂

    • @zinc2zinc2
      @zinc2zinc2 2 роки тому +4

      We had you'll grow donkey ears if you drink coffee as a kid.
      Also growing hair on your tongue if you smoke.
      Donkey tail if you drink alcohol xD

    • @NatureAndBee
      @NatureAndBee 2 роки тому +4

      @@zinc2zinc2 😂😂😂