Cursed TROLLS Cartoons Before Dreamworks (@RebelTaxi)

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  • @RebelTaxi
    @RebelTaxi  4 роки тому +225

    Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping @manscaped with code TAXI20 at Manscaped.com! → mnscpd.com/2sWChcI
    Thanks to Bobdunga for her voice assistance: ua-cam.com/users/NeutralNerdBird
    Also play HYPERCHARGE UNBOXED on Switch. Obscure current game I love and needs more promotion. Been wanting to do a vid on weird trolls media. Just in time for the new movie. Next vid I think I'll do MTV's Undergrads hopefully.

    • @cfiber_inc
      @cfiber_inc 4 роки тому +5

      Sup my n word

    • @chrissyhill7890
      @chrissyhill7890 4 роки тому +2

      Love undergrads

    • @KARIMENT.
      @KARIMENT. 4 роки тому +1

      lmao who cares

    • @ee6753
      @ee6753 4 роки тому +1

      Pan, serious question, did your school buses not have seatbelts?

    • @GamerSlyRatchet1
      @GamerSlyRatchet1 4 роки тому +1

      Undergrads was one of the last cartoons I ever expected to get a revival.

  • @fredrickbanks1966
    @fredrickbanks1966 4 роки тому +1456

    The glassy, black eyes are meant to teach young kids about the futility of life.
    I can respect a toy that has nihilistic values

  • @TheMedicatedArtist
    @TheMedicatedArtist 4 роки тому +818

    Pan, I love you, but please don't ever use that troll icon again.

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  4 роки тому +195

      Only if I review the Dreamworks Trolls stuff

    • @misterzygarde6431
      @misterzygarde6431 4 роки тому +10

      RebelTaxi do a review of the Mystery of Albert Sandy.
      Also do a video on the Wimpy Kid movies and r/LodedDiper.

    • @woopyforthewoop1392
      @woopyforthewoop1392 4 роки тому +22

      @@misterzygarde6431 Make your own comment for this.

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 4 роки тому

      This

    • @bobisnotaperson
      @bobisnotaperson 4 роки тому +3

      @@misterzygarde6431 don't be a comment leech

  • @theshyreader1026
    @theshyreader1026 4 роки тому +1492

    The troll dolls are the cause for people's tickle fetish.

    • @triq4250
      @triq4250 4 роки тому +6

      it was just you bro

    • @KikoElGatito
      @KikoElGatito 4 роки тому +10

      And foot fetish, apparently.

    • @otterhaus
      @otterhaus 4 роки тому +7

      & I think feet fetishes 👀🤢

    • @averagebars8867
      @averagebars8867 4 роки тому +26

      At 2:56 Pan says "involve you know who" Does he mean...
      Beer Can Dan?
      Danny Diapers?
      "Ass Man" Dan?
      Danny Daycare?
      Spread 'em Dan?
      Candy Man Dan?
      Family Man Dan?
      "Big Daddy" Dan?
      "Deepthroat" Dan?
      The Big Dick @ Nick?
      “Dirty” Dan Schneider?
      Open Wider Schneider?
      Schneider The Butcher?
      "Bend Over" Schneider?
      "Foot Soldier" Schneider?
      Dan “The Man” Schneider?
      Dan "The Biter" Schneider?
      Dan "The Spider" Schneider?
      Dan "The Defiler" Schneider?
      Dan "The Initiator" Schneider?
      "Down South" Dan Schneider?
      Dan "The Plunger" Schneider?
      Dan "The Bladder" Schneider?
      Dan "The Seducer" Schneider?
      Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider?
      Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider?
      Dan “The Collector” Schneider?
      "No Lube Required" Schneider?
      Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider?
      Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider?
      Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider?
      Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider?
      Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider?
      Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider?
      Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider?
      Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider?
      Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider?
      Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider?
      "Please Mister, Slower" Schneider?
      Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider?
      Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider?
      Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider?
      Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider?
      Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider?
      Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider?
      Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider?
      Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider?
      Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider?
      Dan "The Cunt Destroyer" Schneider?
      Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider?
      Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider?
      Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider?
      Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider?
      Dan "Goes Wild with your Child" Scheider?
      Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider?
      Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider?
      Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider?
      Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider?
      Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider?
      Dan "You Want To Be Famous, Don't You?" Schneider?
      Dan "Gimme That Cunny if You Want the Money" Schneider?

    • @baxterbunny4403
      @baxterbunny4403 4 роки тому +6

      That danshiiiiiit

  • @MaxEverywhereSystem
    @MaxEverywhereSystem 4 роки тому +336

    i watched trollz when i was a kid and one ep had to do with the one chic buying a cursed locket that pretended to be nice but was actually tricking her. the idea that a character who appeared nice but actually wasnt blew my fucking mind

    • @DeathKitta
      @DeathKitta 4 роки тому +25

      it was the main villian, right? I loved him and wanted him to befriend the heroes!

    • @theinterspeciesreviewer7400
      @theinterspeciesreviewer7400 4 роки тому +14

      Ahh good, another fellow kid trollz watcher and I thought I was the only one.

    • @emmawollam4464
      @emmawollam4464 4 роки тому +8

      I remember watching Trollz and thing their powers were pretty cool (the gem bracelets thing not everything else)

    • @pastelloca6976
      @pastelloca6976 4 роки тому +1

      I remember watching it when I was in preschool (or some shit) and all I remember was that ginger ogre kid (and the part where the girls are trying to chase the kid and kept running in the opposite direction of the escalator)

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 4 роки тому +14

      I feel similarly about the Teen Titans episode where Raven crushes on a book character and helps him but he was actually tricking her. In hindsight it was probably predictable but teen me was like "woah."

  • @javis88h
    @javis88h 4 роки тому +555

    "Tollz is in no way sexualized... We compare it to Sex And The City." What?

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 4 роки тому +77

      Yeah, that spokesperson obviously went to the Donald Trump school for People With Best Words, because she just contradicted herself in a single paragraph.

    • @bigblue344
      @bigblue344 4 роки тому +10

      @@Popcultureguy3000 Rent free

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 4 роки тому +66

      I just find it more jarring that they listed "Winnie the Pooh" and "Sex and the City" in the same breath.

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 4 роки тому +5

      @@Popcultureguy3000 I don't remember Donald Trump making a contradiction that direct. Off script he does stumble and try to reiterate what he says though.

  • @emmetthatcher9583
    @emmetthatcher9583 4 роки тому +279

    4:00 Kinda like how Richard Horvitz started out playing a pedo summoning alien in a stranger danger video.
    Seriously. Look up Corny the alien. It's some wild ish.

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  4 роки тому +96

      I'm still just amazed when I first found out Zim's voice actor's first alien roll was that....

    • @maniacaldude
      @maniacaldude 4 роки тому +4

      My school actually showed that video. God, was it weird.

    • @Gallant_Silver
      @Gallant_Silver 4 роки тому +10

      @@RebelTaxi He was also the alien, Pox, in "Destroy All Humans".

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 4 роки тому +4

      Isn't that the one where he could constantly reset time to get away from danger?

    • @kylegarrison6216
      @kylegarrison6216 4 роки тому +7

      He was also the voice of Alpha 5 from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

  • @calipurnioelreydelodio7141
    @calipurnioelreydelodio7141 4 роки тому +90

    Also, Trollz in Spain was a massive success. Mainly thanks to the music, which was SELL ON CD!
    Let me explain this: The OST of this show was never released! But the Spanish Translations were sold!
    All thanks to the music group "3+2", who were very known by that half of the 2000s.

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely 4 роки тому +67

    It's interesting how the Trolls have been marketed to young kids, boys and girls. You don't often see the same "brand" being used for both a tmnt rip-off and a Bratz lookalike

    • @rattyeely
      @rattyeely 4 роки тому +7

      @random rarities I'm glad it's like that because that means they finally realized they can market it to both boys and girls without making it "magical trolls and troll warriors" situation

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 роки тому +226

    I mean the fact that Stone Protectors were on Robot Chicken should at least show they had a little relevance.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 4 роки тому +16

      To be fair even Mantech has a Robot Chiken and that thing doesnt even had a cartoon (in fact it failed HARD)

    • @GenesHand
      @GenesHand 4 роки тому +4

      They deserve a Konami arcade beat em up.

  • @FlareBinar
    @FlareBinar 4 роки тому +348

    Beastars OC is a very weird way of saying furry.

    • @nebula_koi
      @nebula_koi 4 роки тому +17

      is he wrong though

    • @333devilmidget8
      @333devilmidget8 4 роки тому +3

      more like Psalty OC tbh

    • @juliagoodwin3461
      @juliagoodwin3461 4 роки тому +9

      Now I’m wondering what Pan would be in that world...

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 4 роки тому +2

      I thought he was a Midsummer Night's Dream reference

  • @Yoshikage8008
    @Yoshikage8008 4 роки тому +320

    Actually in certain states, some school buses are required to have seatbelts. Only a few states though.
    Yes, out of everything in the video, I chose to comment about that.

    • @ya9thelatinogringo
      @ya9thelatinogringo 4 роки тому +18

      yeah, from NY state and the buses had seatbelts but they were usually between the cushions and never used, like ever

    • @moissaniteshinierthandiamo3934
      @moissaniteshinierthandiamo3934 4 роки тому +3

      Really, because I've been a bus rider for a while before the Coronavirus cancelled everything and I never saw a single seatbelt in every school bus I was in.

    • @Ninjacatmuffin
      @Ninjacatmuffin 4 роки тому +4

      I'm not sure if this is true in other states, but the special ed school buses had seatbelts when I went to school. These buses were smaller than the regular school buses and had more handicap accessible seats. The regular school buses, on the other hand, did not have seatbelts.

    • @TsumeKyuudefunct
      @TsumeKyuudefunct 4 роки тому +3

      We have them in our state but only for PreK busses
      why you would let your 3-4 year old on a bus with just one adult is beyond me but okay

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO 4 роки тому +3

      To be fair, they threw the damn bus into lava. They obviously wanted to get ahead of any potential accusation of endangerment.

  • @CTHD13
    @CTHD13 4 роки тому +798

    My hypothesis for the "feet" thing in children's media is that feet are an intimate part of the body without normally being considered sexual at all. So if you have a character that's forced to "reveal" a part of their body, or feel shame about a part of their body, these shows use feet since they're innocent. However the unintended consequence of treating feet as a stand-in for sex organs for years is.... now everyone thinks of feet as a sex organ.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 4 роки тому +156

      Sounds logical enough, but - there were a TON of foot fetishists WAY before television was even invented.

    • @nytrodioxide
      @nytrodioxide 4 роки тому +103

      Ok, but....
      Dan Schneider

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 4 роки тому +47

      Side effect of the internet if you ask me

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz 4 роки тому +47

      the same thing with pinkie promise that uses to be a prostitute thing that knows become either a cute anime thing or kindergarten stuff (according to boomers that hate cute stuff like cartoons)

    • @BP9000
      @BP9000 4 роки тому +4

      @@KOTEBANAROT I'm gonna pretend I didnt hear that

  • @erikvannghiaquach258
    @erikvannghiaquach258 4 роки тому +97

    When you compare something for kids to Sex in the City, you know you did something wrong.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +377

    "Maybe there are people that even Haru wouldn't sleep with."
    Doesn't hurt to try though

    • @SomeKidNamedAfan
      @SomeKidNamedAfan 4 роки тому +43

      Haru is best girl

    • @dengeki3414
      @dengeki3414 4 роки тому +3

      You again

    • @GrandCorsair
      @GrandCorsair 4 роки тому +9

      I don't think even fur affinity would touch thing.

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 4 роки тому +2

      Why the hell did I get a notification about a reply to this comment?

    • @PopfulFrost
      @PopfulFrost 4 роки тому +2

      @@GrandCorsair Don't underestimate 'em.

  • @Theevil6ify
    @Theevil6ify 4 роки тому +80

    "Donald, are you horribly depressed, and trying feebly to mask your despair with dancing and bad grammar?"
    "Yes I are."

  • @AMagicGoldfish
    @AMagicGoldfish 4 роки тому +72

    I cant stand looking at the Stone Protectors. They look like a bunch of Elmer Fudds from various alternate universes have formed an acting troupe.

  • @kevinp.h157
    @kevinp.h157 4 роки тому +218

    “Mom, can we have beaststars?”
    “We have beaststars at home, son”
    beaststars at home: 5:19

    • @axel_yeen3971
      @axel_yeen3971 4 роки тому +5

      Kevin P.H S T O P

    • @OwlOwl900
      @OwlOwl900 4 роки тому

      @@axel_yeen3971 no, continue.

    • @AnomalySource
      @AnomalySource 4 роки тому

      What’s beastars?

    • @kevinp.h157
      @kevinp.h157 4 роки тому +2

      Random
      To put it simply, it’s some anime/manga with about furries

    • @Astrothunder_
      @Astrothunder_ 4 роки тому +1

      Furry porn at home?

  • @shamaboy11
    @shamaboy11 4 роки тому +258

    I only Remember Trollz 2003 show because of the dutch dub:
    - Mainly that the kid villain was voiced by same voice actor that voices Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents’s dutch dub
    - That weird red monster was also voiced by the same person that voiced Patrick from Spongebob SquarePants and Amon from Legend of Korra dutch dubs (its so fucking weird as much as I love that dutch voice actor)

  • @candybunny2462
    @candybunny2462 4 роки тому +76

    I remember being obsessed with the trollz show and getting the Amethyst doll for my birthday years ago. I even have the shitty gba game

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 4 роки тому +5

      Ditto,but I think I had the blonde Topaz doll instead-I also used to have the game,but I either lost or gave it away though..

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 4 роки тому +2

      cute avatar

  • @TindraSan
    @TindraSan 4 роки тому +16

    "yeah, I think Rebecca Sugar went too far on this one"
    meanwhile, in Steven Universe Future: Steven Hides A Body

  • @innovade7887
    @innovade7887 4 роки тому +99

    Pan is one of the few UA-camrs that can legitimately make my depressed and cynical ass laugh out loud, and for that I appreciate him immensely .

  • @monopelon
    @monopelon 4 роки тому +241

    Bruh I remember that show, we still have the old dvd of the 2000’s troll.

    • @TheA1M4fame
      @TheA1M4fame 4 роки тому +5

      You're not Kars, you're Sawamura! I'm gonna throw a punch so hard it's gonna sound like it's powered by an airplane engine!

    • @TheDude8008
      @TheDude8008 4 роки тому +4

      Spel moment

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 4 роки тому

      Never seen it but that intro is pretty nostalgic

    • @PS-eu5gf
      @PS-eu5gf 4 роки тому

      The Dude game?

  • @eliccartlane1961
    @eliccartlane1961 4 роки тому +37

    Pay respects to that Little crab, at the end he alone held the whole meaning of watching this video a tuesday afternoon

  • @ItsTheFizz
    @ItsTheFizz 4 роки тому +407

    Never understood how people saw these things as "cute"

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 4 роки тому +40

      They were based on babies.
      Some were cute, I had two, didn't want them. They were good luck charms. You rubbed their hair... Or gems on their case they had them... Then carried them around for luck.
      I guess they were the fidget toy of their day.

    • @halfdemonprince
      @halfdemonprince 4 роки тому +31

      Ask the people who bought Cabbage Patch Kids

    • @Snowonacone
      @Snowonacone 4 роки тому +24

      They’re so ugly that they’re cute

    • @mochiamori
      @mochiamori 4 роки тому +18

      same here, i just think theyre creepy... my dad got me a troll from a garage sale years ago, which i still have, but i swear that thing moves when nobodys looking

    • @powpowouchy5
      @powpowouchy5 4 роки тому +6

      @@AngelEmfrbl yeah I didn't want mine either...wait are we still talking about babies

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +611

    You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that boy's hole"
    - Frank Reynolds

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 4 роки тому +13

      Frank the Troll

    • @blujaebird
      @blujaebird 4 роки тому +12

      You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!

    • @KillerBlaze
      @KillerBlaze 4 роки тому +14

      Boy’s soul*

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +2

      @@KillerBlaze that's not what I heard from Frank

    • @KillerBlaze
      @KillerBlaze 4 роки тому +2

      Nathaniel Foga this is why Epstein isn’t around anymore. Better watch what you say.... 😒

  • @fredrickbanks1966
    @fredrickbanks1966 4 роки тому +69

    2:35 Dan Scnider's first acting role ladies and gentlemen
    4:55 Dan Scnider's second acting role ladies and gentlemen

  • @171QA
    @171QA 4 роки тому +103

    Donald the Dancing Donkey was my "favorite" Trolls toy as a kid. That’s a lie, I didn’t play with any trolls toys as a kid.

    • @BradRLee
      @BradRLee 4 роки тому +6

      171QA Please refrain from lying on the Internet.

    • @171QA
      @171QA 4 роки тому +8

      @@BradRLee *Gasp!* Lying on the internet? Say it ain’t so! Will someone please think of the children! DX

    • @speedchannel7196
      @speedchannel7196 4 роки тому +2

      happymask118 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? JUST GO ON THE INTERNET AND TELL LIES?

    • @BradRLee
      @BradRLee 4 роки тому

      Speed Channel Please refrain from not understanding jokes and making yourself out to be a moron on the Internet.

    • @speedchannel7196
      @speedchannel7196 4 роки тому

      happymask118 Actually if you were smart enough you would know that was an Arthur reference.

  • @londoncintron680
    @londoncintron680 4 роки тому +156

    You know how males and females of some creatures are sometimes so different people used to thin, they were seperate species? Well what if Gems are actually a sexually dimorphic species and the Stone Protectors are the males of the species?

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 4 роки тому +33

      logan cintron
      I wish I knew how to delete someone else’s account
      But in all honesty that’s really funny

    • @londoncintron680
      @londoncintron680 4 роки тому +16

      Cora Swan Thanks! Oh and deleting one’s account actually involves interfering with the Stone Protectors themselves. It’s a very risky task

    • @theinterspeciesreviewer7400
      @theinterspeciesreviewer7400 4 роки тому +5

      My mind is fucking blown like JFK.

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 4 роки тому +1

      @@londoncintron680 I thought it involved abusing the Content ID system?

    • @londoncintron680
      @londoncintron680 4 роки тому +3

      Otaking Mikohani Yes, which can be achieved much faster by bringing Stone Protectors along

  • @AustinTheKat
    @AustinTheKat 4 роки тому +36

    Imagine this:
    You are just relaxing after a long day, bored and unsure of what to watch you just put on a random show aimed for kids. Everything seems alright until... F E E T.
    Then you hear it. The loud breathing behind you. You fear what may be there but you can't help but look.
    And there he is.
    Dan Schneider.
    He's been summoned and he's coming for your toes. Run while you still can before he licks your feet off.

  • @nozinuclear9490
    @nozinuclear9490 4 роки тому +69

    YOU ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTED TROLLZ? SOMEONE COMPLIMENTED TROLLZ????? I'M SO HAPPY MAN. It has a special place in my heart....

    • @Gordozinho
      @Gordozinho 4 роки тому +1

      Get help

    • @take5transfat
      @take5transfat 4 роки тому +9

      @@Gordozinho no.

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 4 роки тому +4

      I’m surprised that I’m not the only one who remembers this series. I vaguely recall watching the trilogy pilot on Disney Channel when I was younger, and even getting a few of the McDonald’s toys. It might’ve been a ripoff combination of Bratz and Winx Club, but I do think it had some interesting ideas; like how the gemstone that would appear on a Troll doll’s naval area actually serves a purpose in helping them caste spells. If they just dropped the whole “stylish-teen flare” that was so common during the 2000’s, then it could’ve had potential as an interesting Magical Girl series.

    • @nozinuclear9490
      @nozinuclear9490 4 роки тому +2

      @@Cure_Hana Yeah! I actually really enjoyed the series. I didn't see it on Disney, I think I saw it on something called Cookie Jar Tv?? I don't remember that well. And recently I started rewatching some episodes and wrote down the lore in a doc lol, it has a lot of Interestint ideas- just needed to expand on them! But I'm pretty sure there's no hope on this show coming back s o,,,, oof.

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 4 роки тому +1

      NoziNuclear Not sure if you’re into anime, but if you want a show with a similar concept (young girls casting spells to help people), I recommend checking out Ojamajo Doremi.

  • @unfortunateClown
    @unfortunateClown 4 роки тому +25

    I remember that 2003 show just because I drew one of the troll girls on the back of my homework and got in trouble for it.

    • @jjfunni938
      @jjfunni938 3 роки тому +1

      How did it all start? Why did you want to draw them?

    • @unfortunateClown
      @unfortunateClown 3 роки тому +3

      @@jjfunni938 i thought the troll girl was pretty and i wanted to draw the pretty cartoon because i was about 4 or 5 years old....
      Edit: correction it was not 2003, Trollz was in 2005-06

  • @BlackBeWhite2k7
    @BlackBeWhite2k7 4 роки тому +197

    All of this stemmed from some poor old Danish man who just wanted to make a doll for his daughter. Capitalism is a hell of a drug

    • @casey997
      @casey997 10 місяців тому +4

      For real

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 4 роки тому +17

    I remember years ago on Tumblr when Pan said he wanted to make this video. And I've been looking forward since.

  • @RedChaosScrungle
    @RedChaosScrungle 4 роки тому +7

    "In the summer of 2020"
    What a horrible time to pick.

  • @gummyboi7544
    @gummyboi7544 4 роки тому +54

    "you know who..."
    Hide your kids, hide your toes. It's Dan Schneider.

    • @snappwolftv
      @snappwolftv 4 роки тому +5

      ~Maranda Cosgrove shivers in fear~

    • @michaelknox3715
      @michaelknox3715 4 роки тому +6

      Dan" the man, with the plan to get her in the van" Schneider

    • @snappwolftv
      @snappwolftv 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaelknox3715 That was funny and creative lmao

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 4 роки тому +1

      Dan "Show more skin, it's for your career" Schneider

  • @samuraifighterchick1456
    @samuraifighterchick1456 4 роки тому +41

    Me: Man, Trollz was so cool! 🎵 it’s a hair thing-🎵
    DiC v. Troll Company lawsuit: *im gonna stop you right there*

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 4 роки тому +6

      I personally hate Dic.
      So knowing they got legally curbstomped feels really good.

    • @samuraifighterchick1456
      @samuraifighterchick1456 4 роки тому +3

      John Doe
      DiC is mad shady but they also kinda animated my childhood, like Horseland and Liberty’s Kids.

  • @AlanGonzalez-wv5pc
    @AlanGonzalez-wv5pc 4 роки тому +160

    Therapist: Troll doll Pan-pizza isn't real.
    Troll doll Pan-pizza:

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 4 роки тому +4

      Me after they told me the same thing about Charlotte Pan-Pizza last month: sure thing...

  • @talkinghoorse6936
    @talkinghoorse6936 4 роки тому +30

    Treehouse Trolls is my favorite Quentin Tarantino movie.

    • @daredrogers3884
      @daredrogers3884 4 роки тому

      I know this is unrelated but where's your profile pic from?

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 4 роки тому +1

      @@daredrogers3884 vinesauce vinny - android trash 5

    • @daredrogers3884
      @daredrogers3884 4 роки тому

      @@talkinghoorse6936 Thanks!

  • @NegativeLegend
    @NegativeLegend 4 роки тому +50

    TFW Pan covers the same topic you did but does a better job...

    • @jimmanagano7048
      @jimmanagano7048 4 роки тому +2

      tfw he even uses some of the same jokes you do

  • @isaackane4931
    @isaackane4931 4 роки тому +43

    The weird foot fetish stuff I was kind of expecting, trolls and feet are weirdly ingrained with one another. What I wasn't expecting was a Beastars reference. Pleasantly surprised I must say.

  • @LermaBean
    @LermaBean 4 роки тому +9

    5:29
    Me: "Is this VideoGameDunkey?"
    Dunkey: "Not even close baby!"

  • @cartooncanine
    @cartooncanine 4 роки тому +13

    The most 2000’s memory I have is going to blockbuster to rent Trollz

    • @Tronomics2000
      @Tronomics2000 4 роки тому

      hyenagRIN I remember seeing ads for the website in my kids’ magazines during the mid-2000’s.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +50

    Who else here use to watch Trollz when it ran on CBS's Saturday morning block , Kewlopolis?

    • @ryadaft5
      @ryadaft5 4 роки тому

      I remember that! It was weird, but I liked it.

    • @woftyo9971
      @woftyo9971 4 роки тому

      cough cough...oh shit

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah-that,and they did show on one of YTV's Saturday morning/weekend blocks back in the day!

    • @TurtleRhythm
      @TurtleRhythm 4 роки тому

      I was a fan of it

  • @bonebro4102
    @bonebro4102 4 роки тому +7

    That Custer's revenge joke is being seriously underrated in these comments

  • @Mr.Feather130
    @Mr.Feather130 9 місяців тому +4

    Imagine in trolls 4 where we got cameos of the trolls from treehouse trolls,magic trolls,troll warriors,super trolls,Trollies,stone protectors,and trollz. It could be very fun for diehard trolls fans if they find those type of trolls somewhere in the film

  • @notsosmartguy6254
    @notsosmartguy6254 4 роки тому +45

    The troller sounds an award you get on 4chan.

  • @speedforcespector
    @speedforcespector 4 роки тому +26

    The Dreamworks Trolls like to ignore their past I asked the crew and they like to do their own thing.

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  4 роки тому +30

      It sure seems like that. They actually made the designs appealing.

    • @speedforcespector
      @speedforcespector 4 роки тому +11

      @@RebelTaxi As a one of the many big people in the fandom the crew behind movie 1 and 2 and the Netflix show are very talented and put alot of love and care into the franchise.

    • @speedforcespector
      @speedforcespector 4 роки тому +1

      @random rarities Actrally the crew never watched it til I told them I do think they watched it but it is funny

    • @jonmcintyre1144
      @jonmcintyre1144 3 роки тому +3

      I want an episode of Trollstopia where they crossover with The Stone Protectors

  • @nowhereman361
    @nowhereman361 4 роки тому +17

    Rebel Taxi as a disturbing Troll doll is number 6 on my list of cursed images

  • @Oni_Manga_Land
    @Oni_Manga_Land 4 роки тому +5

    The "woaaaaaah" you did during the 3-d establishing shot reveal killed me.

  • @chayden153
    @chayden153 4 роки тому +46

    Trollz, man that's one of those shows that I randomly think about. I remember that there was this goth one named onyx(or something) and it probably led to my goth fetish

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 4 роки тому +24

      A lot of early 2000 cartoons started people’s goth fetish

    • @elliewellie_YouTube
      @elliewellie_YouTube 4 роки тому +11

      ConTROLL yourself

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 4 роки тому +8

      @@BlueBlazeKing yeah, I wonder what was the deal with every 2000s show having a goth female character

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 4 роки тому +6

      @@chayden153 people being teens or younger in the 80's grew up, and started making their shows. Remember, 80's gave us the hight if the cure, bahaus, sisters of mercy, goth pioneers

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 4 роки тому

      Cheyenne Hayden Same deal of how early DCOM movies were about sports.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +41

    I'm still waiting for the Stone Protecters reboot.

  • @XxxAshHazardxxX
    @XxxAshHazardxxX 4 роки тому +13

    I'm glad Dreamworks bought out Trolls because the Tree House Trolls are freaking scary

  • @DimwitDangerous
    @DimwitDangerous 4 роки тому +52

    Hey pan, there are seatbelts on buses... They're just short buses

  • @yoshibull
    @yoshibull 4 роки тому +15

    *Haru wouldn’t sleep with that...*

    • @lol_fruits
      @lol_fruits 4 роки тому +1

      We don't slut shame here, we slut *appreciate*

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 3 роки тому +5

    We all had that preschool show our parents had us watch that dwells within the recesses of our minds.
    Mine was "Bananas in Pajamas."

  • @MildlyDisgruntledPikachu
    @MildlyDisgruntledPikachu 4 роки тому +12

    I’ve yet to see anyone mention how the trollies bear an uncanny resemblance to Gerbert (that weird vhs series that Brutalmoose does every now and then)

  • @LinnyUwU
    @LinnyUwU 4 роки тому +30

    That thumbnail screams too many different emotions.

  • @skeptical_princess0497
    @skeptical_princess0497 4 роки тому +9

    Ah Trollz...what a specific lost memory from my childhood

  • @TheLeaderishere
    @TheLeaderishere 4 роки тому +20

    I'm danish and didn't even know we released this evil upon this world. I apologize on my people's behalf.

  • @nanomasa929
    @nanomasa929 4 роки тому +2

    I remeber seeing that Trollz show when i was a kid. Reminded me of W.i.t.c.h and Winx

  • @TurtleRhythm
    @TurtleRhythm 4 роки тому +6

    Classic trolls are extremely cursed, i never liked them even as a child
    I'm sure Pan has something for the goth troll in Trollz

  • @suffrage4dogs
    @suffrage4dogs 4 роки тому +30

    Today we find out- will Pan reference "The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2"?

    • @suffrage4dogs
      @suffrage4dogs 4 роки тому +14

      he did not and the video is not about DreamWorks trolls. Someday....

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 4 роки тому +1

      I'm just disappointed that he made zero references to _Troll_ 2

  • @JarJarBinks4ever
    @JarJarBinks4ever 4 роки тому +40

    That Magic trolls/ Troll Warriors awakaned some terrible repressed memories of getting electrocuted by a shitty VCR unit

  • @donkarasu-9644
    @donkarasu-9644 4 роки тому +47

    With all the ads of the upcoming Trolls sequel everywhere, I forgot that they used to look like... that.
    I actually prefer Dreamworks' takes on them

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 4 роки тому +9

      I can't even stand any other iteration at this point.
      They just creep me out.
      And I grew up with these things.

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 роки тому +10

      Even though Trolls is one of my least favourite DreamWorks Animation films, I’ll give it credit where credit is due.
      1. Its character designs on both the Trolls and (especially) the Bergens (since at least their complexions are not eye-strainingly colourful) are hilariously adorable.
      2. The Justin Timberlake songs like Can’t Stop the Feeling and *especially* What U Workin’ With are catchy, so with that said, kudos to JT for working with All the Stars singer SZA to make “The Other Side” (not the first song with that title and it may not be the last either)!

    • @brianlevine871
      @brianlevine871 4 роки тому +7

      Haven't seen the recent' "Trolls" movies, but yeah I much prefer their designs over the 'classic' look. At least Dreamworks made them look genuinely cute.

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 4 роки тому +3

      Personally I don't. I think the design's look really obnoxious and overly designed and they gave them some really weird little noses which make them look like some sort of munant animal hybrid. I prefer my "ugly" Dam troll dolls ironically I just find them more charming over those giant headed, brightly colored eye raping garbage called trolls anyday and I just really think it's more creepy that certain toy franchises have to be "cutened" in order to appeal to kids.

  • @taylorbriggs2271
    @taylorbriggs2271 3 роки тому +3

    20:17 “Ok that’s it buddy I’m calling the cops on this show” love that line

  • @alandouglas495
    @alandouglas495 4 роки тому +3

    15:53 Why did that Biggie Smalls bit with the Stone Protectors, fit so well 😳

  • @jonettheonly
    @jonettheonly 4 роки тому +2

    Man, the art of Trollz is still gorgeous. I love the bright colors. Never noticed there was CG.

  • @emilyhogan4973
    @emilyhogan4973 4 роки тому +5

    I always found the original Troll dolls so unnerving, I think it was the glass eyes. I’m so happy dreamworks reworked the design into something less spooky.

  • @pinkubusXtreme
    @pinkubusXtreme 4 роки тому +6

    we thought spring 2020 was bad enough now we have the Trollies return to the mortal plane in the summer... prepare for a massacre

  • @ElArto95
    @ElArto95 4 роки тому +7

    11:15 I think that accent is called "Brooklyn Surfer"

  • @purplegoop1418
    @purplegoop1418 4 роки тому +4

    I remember a friend of mine having the red Battle Troll when i was a kid. It tripped me out, because Trolls were a lame toy that my older sisters had, and this was like an EVIL troll.

  • @SpringtimeEria
    @SpringtimeEria 4 роки тому +3

    13:44 that crab is definitely not saxophoning he is on that loud

  • @SquirmieWormington
    @SquirmieWormington 3 роки тому +1

    “We don’t slut-shame, we slut-appreciate” Im gonna need that on a shirt, sir 😭

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 4 роки тому +76

    I think all the feet stuff is due to trolls being creatures who are typically portrayed as having large feet.
    As for Trollz? I like belly buttons.

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 4 роки тому +7

      I just thought it was some kind Nordic mythology thing

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 4 роки тому +4

      here comes the fetishes.

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 4 роки тому +4

      i mean, the OG trolls are naked, they gotta make some things similar besides a huge head

  • @Crystal_Dylan
    @Crystal_Dylan 3 роки тому +4

    “Summer of 2020”….. Omega fucking OOF

  • @AniToonimationKawaii
    @AniToonimationKawaii 4 роки тому +8

    Ahh, yes. Trollz was Steven Universe before Steven Universe existed.... I remember the series back when Kewlopolis existed when I always watch Strawberry Shortcake as a kid.

  • @carlosalmonacid8958
    @carlosalmonacid8958 4 роки тому +14

    I remember when Trollz was on CBBC

  • @AnimeExpoTookMyMoney
    @AnimeExpoTookMyMoney 4 роки тому +35

    First person to see someone drip into pudding
    Great

  • @Vortecha
    @Vortecha 4 роки тому

    The 'And if you don't know, now you know' was the best part.

  • @SwediCandy
    @SwediCandy 4 роки тому +11

    PLEASE review the second Dreamworks Trolls movie when it's out! Some podcasters made a whole podcast about how they wanted to be a part of the second movie after so many youtubers was part of the first one and they succeed so hard!!!

    • @DennyLewis
      @DennyLewis 4 роки тому +1

      Mbmbam fam right here

  • @Hiroku1998
    @Hiroku1998 4 роки тому +3

    18:17
    So THIS is why I had this show's theme song stuck in my head for absolutely no reason yesterday...
    ...I'm not joking, this happened last night. I'm unsettled...

  • @john_toss
    @john_toss 4 роки тому +47

    I haven’t been this early to a pan pizza vid since before corona chan happened

  • @sunspotmill1291
    @sunspotmill1291 4 роки тому +9

    Trollies: Let's make a comeback in 2020!
    Coronavirus: Are you sure about that?

  • @latenightroon
    @latenightroon 4 роки тому +5

    I vaguely remember spending hours in the Trollz official website as a kid around 2006.
    I'm a dude.

  • @joerea3223
    @joerea3223 4 роки тому +1

    I feel like I just got over the worst acid trip seeing this much Trolls media in one vid

  • @ItsANerve
    @ItsANerve 4 роки тому +21

    Why does every iteration from the Trolls franchise until DreamWorks, have to do something with feet?

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 4 роки тому +7

      Do you *really* want to know?!

    • @rattyeely
      @rattyeely 4 роки тому +2

      Because the dolls don't usually have shoes?

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 4 роки тому +40

    0:13 who the hell uses belts to tie their hair?

    • @BloodRedFox2008
      @BloodRedFox2008 4 роки тому +12

      Plot twist: that Troll was designed by Tetsuya Nomura, the same guy who famously gave Lulu in FFX a "belt skirt."
      (fun fact about the belt skirt, apparently the reason Nomura did that design was to see if the character modelers would actually do it and to his surprise they did)

    • @Siaman668
      @Siaman668 4 роки тому +5

      Final fantasy characters

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 4 роки тому +1

      Trolls, obviously man

    • @elliewellie_YouTube
      @elliewellie_YouTube 4 роки тому +1

      Gotta keep ur hair safe, duh

  • @firepuppies4086
    @firepuppies4086 4 роки тому +6

    Of course the magic School bus has seatbelts, she's got a budget, and wants to ensure she doesn't get sued.... At least have some safety messures

  • @albertprstholm4663
    @albertprstholm4663 4 роки тому +2

    Some love for Denmark, thank you

  • @SamSquids
    @SamSquids 2 роки тому +4

    We do a little trolling

  • @cday131
    @cday131 4 роки тому

    And that's the last I want to hear of Trolls for the rest of my life. I lived through the 90s. I lived through this video. I served my time.

  • @Netizpossible
    @Netizpossible 4 роки тому +6

    11:11 This guys sounds like the guy who advertises almost all of the kids toys on modern day kids channels.

  • @12Tecpatl
    @12Tecpatl 4 роки тому +4

    I love the inclusion of JoJo's Stroheim at 16:44

  • @quatreunhuit
    @quatreunhuit 4 роки тому +12

    The creator is Danish, it all makes sense now!

  • @floppy_disks
    @floppy_disks 4 роки тому +7

    the Trolls toys and Trollz were the girly part of my childhood I barely speak of

  • @justinperry2598
    @justinperry2598 4 роки тому +1

    So, like, your name is Pan because you're actually the Great God Pan, right? Like, your gaze is madness incarnate? That's the only way I can fathom witnessing the true embodiment of Lovecraftian terror on display in The Treehouse Trolls. I'm sure glad I never wanted to sleep again, because now that my mind has been touched by the void, I'm not sure I can.

  • @redeclipse1041
    @redeclipse1041 3 роки тому +3

    the treehouse trolls looks like a deep web video

    • @KaminoKatie
      @KaminoKatie 2 роки тому

      Or something from Everything Is Terrible

  • @selinakyle_
    @selinakyle_ 4 роки тому +2

    I forgot the Trolls-2003 show existed. HOLY SHIT! It's been years LOL I used to watch that show alot as a kids...

  • @lylemata6672
    @lylemata6672 4 роки тому +4

    It’s the summer of 2020 where are my new Trollies