The Jokes - Goldmine
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2018
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From the podcast today, me and the boys wrote a lil song about Hila being gone, and me being the wizard of loneliness. There's nothing funny bout the jokes, folks. Ok, ill see myself out. Hope u enjoy
When you have a crush on your caretaker.
Nicholas Chipz they are married
Jk I get it
CriticalFrank
Really now..
LingKiin read the rest of my comment
U mean sister...
Hila: *goes to Israel for a few weeks*
Ethan: *gets so blue he has to write a song*
rest in peace Carer
Ozajoza Tuberkuloza
Tbh, I feel like it's an unhealthy relation ship just a little. It's natural to get bummed off from your partner maybe leaving for a while. However you should know that you can still be functioning without them. You don't need to be with them, but you just really want to be with them. I feel like if something were to happen to Hila, I don't even know what Ethan would do.
Good boyfriends do that lol. Mine has written about 7 to 10 for me mainly when I go see my family a few states away. You should learn how to care for your significant other and you might finally be able to lose your virginity 😄
Lindzee SouperOCD you're fucking ridiculous to expect me to write a song BC you're in another state too much time on his hands. Not too much on ethan too much on ya boy writing ten songs
Lindzee SouperOCD you don't have to write a song to lose your virginity nowadays because women love money more than romance 90 Percent of the time
The fact that this isn’t even a fan edit. Ethan made this for Hila.
He’s her #1 fan ❤
They're too sweet 😭
Trisha saying they’re not affectionate when this exists
cause if it’s not all over social media and over dramatic it doesn’t exist according to Trisha
straight facts
Came here to see if anyone had commented this! Bet Trisha has never seen this!
She is social media brainwashed. Their love is GOALS. Literally loving your best friend, they have the best time together ❤️
@@gioovannabp I was thinking the same, ethan and hila are the definition of goals.
This is actually the sweetest thing I’ve ever witnessed
Sean Barry thats sad
BenjProd fr
Sean Barry this is sweet and all but it's not the sweetest thing you've seen or else your lifes kinda shit
For fucks sake guys he was exaggerating like every other person on the planet. Chill. This was adorable tho
Sean Barry if I made a dumb comment every body caught me o. I'd call it a joke too bud
This is so wholesome, my heart damn near exploded
SomeBlackGuy hey No way I can't believe ur here I love ur content bro
How does it feel to be wrong about Bill Nye Saves The World?
SomeBlackGuy ayyye
SomeBlackGuy aye
You’re the best!!!
It’s just so unironically, legitimately good. I love this.
You know Hila cried over this. Like I'm crying now...
that's deep
Nah she just said "nice" HAHAH
@@spoonbill7361 Or "That's hot"
SpoonBill Skating probably Okay lol
I didn't know Ethan was so musically inKLEINed.
Get out.
I don't get it
get oyuuut gumi peet raat candiiiii
He made a joke sentence with Ethans full name.. There is nothing to get...
Xavier Myers booooo bad pun
Dad: "Why are you crying so loud??"
*Me:*
hmm yes interesting. Lol i see you everywhere
Honestly not bad at all Ethan’s got a pretty good voice for this type song
Nice
why does this sound like its from a Toy Story soundtrack
You're so right, what the heck . (1year later)
Eve randy Newman vibes
It's the genre.
@@Joshualacruz pls what is this genre, and are there any more songs like this!?
Pls tell I just love this song
@@dhruv5763 It kinda feels like 50's music. Folk and Hawaiian.
Check it out my dude, and vibe nicely. :)
I am not educated enough to name specific songs sorry.
I didn't know that Ethan can actually sing. This legitimately sounds good.
Quality producer mixing his stuff for sure.
auto tune, still sounds good tho
Is this confirmed to be in the next Toy Story ??
So I wasn't the only one who thought he sounds like Randy Newman :P
Same but it is awesome anyway
Can you believe Ethan has been ghostwriting for post malone
I can.
Makzey 🤣🤫🤭
Damn straight
Straight up, Post Malone - Stay Pt. 2
d e d
IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS SONG FOR 2 YEARS AND I NEVER KNEW THIS WAS ETHAN’S SONG
Uh the pictures though….
I saw him on the low quality cover picture but I didn’t think it was him.
SAME!!!!!
I CANT BELIEVE IT
His voice is pretty recognizable so I honestly can't understand how you didn't know it was him
There’s alot of ironic comments here but damn this is genuinely incredible
Wish everyone did this for their caretakers. Ethan is truly a gentleman
Omg 😂
I wish I could write music and sing
@@oliviamuhlke6077 you can learn to do both so if you really wish it why not just learn?
Lmao
Ethans equivilant to spongebobs "gary come home" song
I don’t care, this will be my wedding song
dont forget!
Planning my wedding for next year and this is gonna be the first dance song🥰🥰
@@ChicaNcousins96 fuck baby, fuck yeah!! Congratulations on the wedding, wishing you a long, healthy and most importantly a happy marriage
My life goal is to find someone who would love Me like ethan loves hila
Memers *can* be dreamers.
POST MALONE WHERE ARE YOU HOOK THIS GUY UP
L E G E N D A R Y
This is to wholesome for UA-cam
Like really
Im so used to the drama, complaining
and memes that this is just to much right now.
This video emits pure love.
i know, it makes me want to eat cereal.
kirbykirby 1 this will be way more funny once we’ve both changed our usernames
you godamm bet it is
he really said “❤️💞💓💖💕💝❣️”
this is so sad *alexa, play goldmine*
That’s a whole ass mood
the story of ethan and hila is truly one of the most heart warming
This is literally the sweetest thing.They are the cutest couple I've ever seen.
This is the cutest thing ever
I KNOW
this guy's the only person that can do a song like this and not be roasted instantly
magico magiluco agreed. I like the song because of who wrote it and why. But it's cheesy. But that's good.
Nate S. Nah its good cuz its dank bruh
I forgot about this. This is so sweet.
It’s so nice seeing two people in love
He should start making music again
he posted a new song today on this channel!!
I won't lie, this is definitely me when my girlfriend goes to Israel
Thunder Person 😂😂😂
God is that you?
Wife*
An oldie but a goodie
this shit ain’t funny, a man lost his life
You know you have a good husband when he writes a fucking fully thought out, rhyming song with like 15+ pictures of you and lyrics on the screen about you when you're gone
Ethan is actually a fucking legend of a husband
agreed. hes a good man
@Rise Kujikawa cis*
@Rise Kujikawa but..
he's a MINORITY! +100!
@Rough Sleeper gayy
this song makes me so genuinely emotional. i had an aunt that i was very close to die a few months ago and apart from the funeral, i havent been very emotional, but the first few times i listened to this beautiful song i was breaking down crying. this song touches and talks to me so much. thank you. papa bless
Long time spotify listener. Missing the podcasts these past 2 weeks so I found myself watching the vlogs. Didn’t know Ethan made music for his loved ones. How wholesome. FAMILY
I thought this was gonna be funny but I'm crying
Deniz Balik Yo my girl is out of town for like two weeks. Halfway through but god damn this released at a bad time for me.
Awh damn, well hey at least you embrace your emotions, that'll make it more bearable! send her the song if it wouldn't be too nerdy :P i bet she feels the same way
Unfortunately, Hila has lost her father. Her and her family are going through a lot right now. ❤️ This vid showcases all the love she has and deserves. Love ya Hila. Stay strong.
Sincerely, a Hila Kleiner.
NicholasValladares hila went to see her family because her father has been ill, and Ethan uploaded this vid while she was gone. Earlier today her father died.
I am actually crying right now
Sincerely, a guy who hasn't kissed a girl in 4 years
How do you know?
Papa bless 🙏🏻
All of Ethan's songs make me cry.
3 years later and this is still true, including the new songs
I'm just discovering these... They are so good! So pure.
I actually love this
HappinessInKindness same
Laura Allen this is why
It's cute
I'm not crying.. *You are crying*
Pink Floyd3 no it's you
Yocker Lmao some people cry easily
im not crying lol.
Pink Floyd3 im crying
Skadaddy
Listening to this made me text my ex we need to cut off all communication. Hardest thing I've done in a while. (1:30am crying myself to sleep after I hit send kind of vibe). The love in this song was a final reminder that I can't be hanging on to someone who's love isn't that deep, if it ever even was love. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't cross his mind if he stumbled upon a goldmine. If someone is fine with me gone, then there is no reason to be in their life. Right?
Stay strong, there's plenty of people out there looking just for you. Go find them.
@@moodswinggaming2972 🥺 thank you stranger on the internet. your words are helpful
You took a hard decition, but its definetly the right one. I wish you all the happiness in the World 😊❤️
you made the right choice man !! i hope you're doing alright
I know this is an old comment but I'm going through similar thoughts right now, It sounds like you finally made the right decision for yourself and I hope so!
Ethan and the Jokes can definitely have an entire album and it’ll sell millions. This man can make one hell of a love song
If a documentary is ever made of h3h3 this is gonna play at the end with a bunch of b-roll footage of ethan and hila over the years
Someone already decided on Midget Matzah being played during credits, but good idea nonetheless.
Bragtime i know I basically stole that comment lol. Itd just be weird to mention it on this video though that definitely be the more fitting song
I wish someone loves me as much as Ethan loves Hila
Harleen Quinzel naaah your name is Harleen.
Harleen Quinzel loser
Harsh😂
ill love you
Harleen Quinzel You’d probably just reject them anyway and then cry about how everyone hates you. Also you’re likely a white female, and as long as you aren’t “fat” you’ll probably have a boyfriend.
I didn't cry for like 10 years. Yesterday I discovered this song, and I cried for hours while listening to it on repeat. Such a sad, meaningful and beautiful song! Love you so much both Ethan and Hila
You have to let it out. For me it’s Forrest Gump. That movie always makes me cry somehow. But some of us can’t cry when we need to. We need to let that shit out!
I didn't expect to be listening to all of Ethan's songs and genuinely crying to every single one. I am so blessed to be with someone I love so dearly and this song touches me in a way people who've experienced this kind of love can feel. I am mainly crying because so many people are slighted once and never try to love again, think relationships are not worth it, etc. But to push past that pain and really allow yourself to be loved and love in return is one of the best experiences you could have, develops you as a person, and fundamentally changes your emotional empathy and understanding. Your heart is capable of opening up more than you ever thought it could; that's a beautiful thing. Positive marriages and long term relationships change you and I just hope everyone can be blessed to experience that kind of unique experience and happiness. Be open to love, guys. It's a terribly narcissistic and selfish world these days. However, you don't have to become that. Be better than that and choose to love 💕
Having a good relationship with your sibling is key 🔑❤️
Random Comment she is his wife
FOOT CHEESE you must not watch h3 that much, hila is his sister/carer.
Incest
Random Comment she is actually Ethan’s caretaker
He is my favourite UA-camr and I watch him all the time. They are husband and wife they met in the holocaust museum and she is from isreal. They were drug dealers for about a week after hila moved to the USA and they ran out of money.
This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen. Also, Ethan can actually sing when he’s not doing it ironically haha.
even when he goes down to the beach and frosts his tips
But it's autotuned here and there
Peep n' Creep is a *slammin* jam my dude, whatchu mean!?
still good effort though, although a bit repetitive but very cute
Ethan should start openingen for post
This makes me want to live another day
I love coming back to this song every once in a while to hear pure love and appreciation in form of a song
This is sadder than Gary Come Home
Nothing is sadder than Gary Come Home.
I cried about equal amounts for both
Don't act like half the lyrics aren't stolen for gch
SO TRUE
true
A massive goddamn papa bless @ this video
once again I'm crying to this at an unreasonable hour
I, and I alone will get this video to 1 Million views
Find someone who loves you the way Ethan loves Hila.
I don't think it can be duplicated 💔
I love your profile pic
L2
You are lucky ❤️I thought I did, we were together for almost 7 years but... Lots of awful things happened.
this song belongs in Toy Story
wait i’m crying bc not only did he write this for hila, shreddy is barking in the background at the end 😭😭
This is definitely what made Theo.If the math checks out
true
When I saw this on the podcast, I bawled my eyes out. They are the cutest couple I have ever met, and I hope someday I have someone who loves me as much as they love each other. Papa Bless.
I've had the worst couple of days but it cheers me up to see you two happy.
Awfulmasterhat what happened to you?
just got out of a bad relationship :/
Awfulmasterhat that's good that you got out of it. Time will heal. And later on there will be much more better reletionship
Masterhat? The fuck you doing here?
Shouldn't you be off somewhere making noobs frosty?
Yep! Gonna give them the trap and clap, new video today
I keep revisiting this song on bad days.
I recommended this song for a friends wedding today, and they played it and it killed man everyone was clapping along and vibing so hard man. Please make more!!!!
I actually really fuckin like this song
Ross Boss So catchy and fun. He should make a song with Jason Mraz. lol
Full album next
Same!
Memes aside this song is actually good! Good job man
Word
I’m utterly obsessed with them and their relationship 😭😭❤❤
this is how i feel ab ethan durring the break right now lmfao😖
Ok but like, why is this actually good?
Angsty Camera Woman Talent is talent, my dude. :)
It actually is
Right! Who knew Ethan could sing? 🤷
It's ight if we being 💯, I dig the instrumental thou
You know he doesn't care if it's good, it's all for his woman
When are you guys getting a Grammy
we already have a Grammy Hila
I discovered this song through spotify thinking it was an old song or something but holy shit I had no idea Ethan wrote this!!! What the actual fuck. It's such a feel good song!!!
I'm gonna f**king cry, their relationship is so beautiful and so strong, I can only hope to have something close to this someday... god I can't take this, I love them 🥺😭
when bae goes to the bathroom and you get lonely
I asked this chick out today after she’s been complaining about her boyfriend for about a month. Now she hates my guts and I’ve lost a good friend. On top of that, that was my first confession ever. I’m very sad now. And I know that you don’t know who I am, and I don’t know who you are, but I’m just selfish so I’m dumping my emotions on other people. Please have a good day
This is me right now... :(
I love my wife more than I can ever show. And I'm still an idiot at times.
thank you
Gargenall You're probably quite young, but people complain about their partners all the time. No relationship is perfect. It doesn't mean there isn't something there that they like about each other. Just be careful not to misread the situation. You made a mistake, and quite a selfish one at that, but as long as you learn from it things will be ok.
Hot damn Ethan singing is kinda cool
They updated shredder. What a sweet little guy he was
2:45, Man that was amazing- his voice is just so pure! 😩❤️
Just so you guys know Hila is not dead lol she is in Israel taking care of her sick dad.
xX FomoTez Xx thank you bout smack the living fucking god out this chat saying she died like that would ruin my while month.
Whooosh
xX FomoTez Xx Where did you find out?
Please pin this, i was so worried lol
i had no idea papa ethan could sing
Kelli Peterson check out midget martzah!
Isn’t this awesome! He has a great voice and music could/should be something I hope they do more!
Kelli Peterson I don’t think he can “sing” His voice has this wholesomeness created by the intonation. Which makes it actually sound good and fit the moods Ethan has presented in his songs.
Read More your icon foold me
Timothy Wilbanks Thanks :) no one ever says that to me
Ethan is honestly so talented, 4 years ago I wouldnt expect him to have such a voice!
You know how serius this song is when ethan didn't cough
That wedding picture is the best
Ethan is struggling so hard tho lol
It's my favourite.
The Nicholas cage one is the best one
Awe man that was more wholesome than gramma's peach pie sittin on a country windowsill cooling off in the summer breeze
Vasiliy Agiy Very specific
Come back to trucking i miss the vlogs
Jack Smith thank you but I'm sorry man I can't do it! Gotta follow my dreams and stuff. It's the American way 🇺🇸
Very true best of luck to you and your bro on the coffee buisness👍
Jack Smith thank you :)
I didn't know that this was Ethan... Had this on my playlist for about a year and I just listened to today's podcast (H3TV #88) and they were talking about how it was his song!? What a lovely surprise.
been a fan for a few years now and had no idea this existed but this is genuinely my favorite thing he’s ever created wow
yoo me too, just found this out and who is cutting onions plz
I like how youtubers like the Paul Bros and Ricegum try to rap, while Ethan here goes for some nice country rock
ew gross. just mentioning their names make my spine tingle
WAAAAALMART. Oops wrong video.
GOOOOOLDMINE
Omg.ikr
Hal9000ize nothing “country” about it. It’s more of singer-songwriter style
Reminds me of Bluegrass music.
Didn’t know Ethan could sing unironically, and it’s actually really good. Bravo
I’m so surprised. I had this song on Spotify for months and I never knew my man sang it
He sounds like Randy Newman. Got Toy story vibes. You’re a great singer and songwriter Ethan!
now this is the type of song i want to see youtubers make
Weaboo Jones country rock song about his sister>>>> dis tracks
get you a man that writes a song about you when you're gone
firmly grasp it Someone who does sweet things for their significant other? Got it
firmly grasp it you must be shit in bed
It’s just how some people express themselves. Chill the fuck out, dude.
firmly grasp it girlfriendless virgin confirmed lul
firmly grasp it You sound incredibly insecure about your own masculinity. It's almost as if you don't realize that men were writing poems and creating art for women in the renaissance era 700 years ago, and even before then. Or that Vikings and Scandinavian warriors called Skalds were creating poetry in the Middle Ages.
Ethan truly has such a beautiful, comfortable, warm voice. Cant stop listening to him!
This is actually so good and really calming
Album dropping when?
Thomas Owens looking forward for the mixtape
hopefully soon
2025
Collab album with post malone
Despacito 2
Ethan is actually a good singer
Just ice I love the song but there are a few points that are a little iffy, but it’s mostly just slightly out of his range. Overall fantastic tho!!
Nah he cant. Hes ok LMAO
Im not saying that to be mean but he isnt that good.
Tho i love this song
This song will always give me chills. I love you all! Thank you for this sweet song it’s wonderful how you share your life with the world. 🤍
I come back to this video every so often so I could cry about how pure this is. I love H3 and I love Ethan and Hila ❤️ they make my day
This has an "early UA-cam" feel. Nice.
fafafagat before the Paul brothers the land was peaceful
fafafagat exactly man you got it
It does!!!
bruh stfu you're apparently 12
@@charmolettafranquestafiestayam you talking to me?
This song is so good. There reason H3 resonates with their audience is because of how genuine Ethan and Hila are. Despite how vulgar Ethan can be, there's always love in his heart.
Actually really good dude, you actually have a good singing voice you this genre. A genre in which I couldn't name.
Folksy
the fact that he quietly updated the video to include angel Shredder has me blubbering 😭😭😞
This song is actually really good. Good moves ethan I'm proud of you
Wusic is Min great moves
bluludaboi oh my bad *great