Valorant Cinematics and Their Ranks

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  • Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
  • pls dont shame me im just a filthy dia
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    CHAPTERS:
    0:00 - Episode 1: Duelists
    1:42 - Episode 2: Retake
    6:10 - Episode 3: Duality
    8:36 - Episode 4: Warm Up
    13:12 - Episode 5: Shattered
    17:50 - Episode 6: Revelation
    22:10 - Episode 7: Unmade
    24:30 - Episode 8: Reckoning
    #valorant #meme #cinematic
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  • @hatto
    @hatto  2 місяці тому +411

    Im not really consistent with my content since I just treat this yt thing as an outlet of any ideas that pop in my head. One day id be posting about valorant, and then the next, id be posting like a random superhero raccoon driving a ferrari in rainbow road. Never thought this would do numbers. Thanks everyone for appreciating this, and sorry in advance if my future content isn't what you expect it to be. Though it does drive me to do more related stuff when a lot of people like it. So really, thank you so much! 💕

    • @ultima0729
      @ultima0729 2 місяці тому

      just to ask whats the song during revevlation

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +8

      @@ultima0729All the songs played are the osts for the trailer. Just search revelation ost

    • @luckpazzez
      @luckpazzez 2 місяці тому +1

      i LOVED the video make as many as you want🥰

    • @maciex2702
      @maciex2702 2 місяці тому +2

      you forgot to give that bear a rank

    • @leechanyeong409
      @leechanyeong409 2 місяці тому

      @@hatto so about viper in duality it actually better to die to spike as she earns minimum 1900 creds instead of 1000 and since its around 2nd to 3rd round maybe 5th you could say they already lost a round since in a eco so around 2400 creds earned maybe 2900 but i doubt it as phx has a vandal

  • @spanners5610
    @spanners5610 2 місяці тому +1645

    11:16 "AverageJonas. That's it. This might actually be AverageJonas. Radiant". Love it.

    • @kasperillas1444
      @kasperillas1444 2 місяці тому +17

      "immortal"

    • @nickszns
      @nickszns 2 місяці тому +15

      ascedant

    • @kasperillas1444
      @kasperillas1444 2 місяці тому +6

      @@nickszns xD, didnt even know, thats even better

    • @maniacmt1484
      @maniacmt1484 2 місяці тому +2

      I also laughed here . LMAO

    • @ik2949
      @ik2949 2 місяці тому +4

      I knew he gonna say AverageJonas loll

  • @sonofspaceboy9410
    @sonofspaceboy9410 2 місяці тому +1176

    17:24 they didn't shoot neon cause she dropped gun and they thought she was going for knife fight. Respect.

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +274

      that's fair

    • @RedTheLava
      @RedTheLava 2 місяці тому +48

      no enemy ult awareness

  • @gianlucapanay
    @gianlucapanay 2 місяці тому +1113

    Ah yes, the best team ever. Deadlock, Zarya, Kiwi and Snoop Dogg.

  • @neauxvacancy4996
    @neauxvacancy4996 2 місяці тому +479

    27:46 "Typical instalock duelist. Not entrying and only there after the fight is over" Those words spoke to my SOUL

  • @banana4880
    @banana4880 2 місяці тому +1011

    the goons aim gives stormtrooper vibes

    • @ApexKermit
      @ApexKermit 2 місяці тому +2

      Goon?

    • @thetreelord211
      @thetreelord211 2 місяці тому +18

      ​@@ApexKermitthat's what bad guy's minions are called. Goons.

    • @bana_2
      @bana_2 2 місяці тому +27

      @@ApexKermit this is what stage 4 internet brainrot looks like right here

    • @Vegeta-uu8ij
      @Vegeta-uu8ij 2 місяці тому +6

      @@bana_2they are probably in 4th grade not brainrot and if they are above it’s probably not good for them

    • @robertplayz3897
      @robertplayz3897 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Vegeta-uu8ijtbh the person who made the video said goons

  • @MainStreamBacon
    @MainStreamBacon 2 місяці тому +160

    "This shit is wood 1 gameplay" Got me cracking my balls out 💀

  • @stickpfp6347
    @stickpfp6347 2 місяці тому +426

    It’s not bad reaction time for phoenix, he just has a low sens

    • @DBVG11
      @DBVG11 2 місяці тому +21

      Dang this one was nice😂

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +107

      That makes sense actually altho jett was speaking a whole sentence there 😂

    • @Zoof_Zoof
      @Zoof_Zoof 2 місяці тому +4

      Also didn’t Jett have the spike and not phoenix??

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +9

      @@Zoof_Zoof Yea but she dropped it, so phoenix couldve just held it

    • @dripadonegativamente9053
      @dripadonegativamente9053 2 місяці тому

      22:37 ​​@@hattoyou were talking like it was real valorant so Phoenix couldnt get the Spike tbh

  • @cookiechip1306
    @cookiechip1306 2 місяці тому +120

    hatto
    - good video editing
    - good video commentary
    - stayed straight to the point
    - very quick disclaimer
    - no sponserships
    - video contains timestamps
    - Cool profile picture
    - Title actually matches the video
    - 1080p 60fps
    Radiant

    • @diamondboi2393
      @diamondboi2393 Місяць тому +9

      Cookiechip
      -W creativity
      -Adorable profile pic
      -Being friendly on internet
      -Good taste
      Radiant

    • @lilcobra4618
      @lilcobra4618 Місяць тому +3

      @@diamondboi2393 Diamond boy
      - instalocking replys
      - not toxic
      - creative pfp
      Radiant but smurfing on diamond (hence the username)

    • @happycamper2799
      @happycamper2799 Місяць тому +2

      @@lilcobra4618 lilcobra4618
      -continuing the joke creatively
      -used aspects of username
      -goated snake
      -however, small snake
      -overall funny
      immortal 3

    • @diamondboi2393
      @diamondboi2393 Місяць тому

      @@lilcobra4618 whaaaaa? No wayyyy, I'm not a Radiant, i'm just a diamond... I swear!

    • @clarkjaredpiterovirtucio3211
      @clarkjaredpiterovirtucio3211 Місяць тому +1

      @@happycamper2799 happycamper
      -Resuming the joke
      -Good attention to detail
      -Nice profile picture
      -overall humble comment
      Platinum since the camping but could be higher rank
      Dont take it seriously happycamper, luv ya

  • @shu8n
    @shu8n 2 місяці тому +279

    lowkey entertaining commentary, underrated frfr

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +23

      Thanks man

  • @aslamaakhter7388
    @aslamaakhter7388 2 місяці тому +111

    The fact that bro was incorporating actual valorant into this 😂

  • @emcdermott3602
    @emcdermott3602 2 місяці тому +87

    26:39 its possible that the goon used up most of the bullets in the vandal and omen only had a few bullets not in the mag so when he reloaded there were not enough bullets and thats why he switched to ghost.

  • @Coffe3381
    @Coffe3381 2 місяці тому +50

    The bear isolated 1v1s and almost gets a sick 4k with melee only so it’s definitely ascendant smurfing on bronce

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +19

      I shouldve included volibear honestly

  • @Nyaruru3031
    @Nyaruru3031 2 місяці тому +140

    Cypher in almost cinematics rank:🍪
    Cypher in omen's cinematics rank:🤗
    Cypher in 1/4 cinematics:🌞🥇🇲🇦

  • @vincenzosama
    @vincenzosama 2 місяці тому +234

    The fact Iso stayed on the ship the whole mission is so funny.
    Like, Riot releases a new agent and keeps him out of the cinematic, even with him being part of it.
    Really, they could deal with it better lmao. Iso baited everyone fr.

    • @mrstarfish
      @mrstarfish 2 місяці тому +28

      It was foreshadowing how useless he would be. 💯

    • @K1ndaPoor
      @K1ndaPoor 2 місяці тому +4

      Iso really could've helped Omen during the fight but he was probably guarding the VLT/R to prevent the SoH guards from raiding the ship and killing Cypher

    • @vincenzosama
      @vincenzosama 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@K1ndaPoorCypher has literally traps and a Camera. He just needed to put them around the ship.
      Also, why they didn't bring SIX agents? Like, it's an important mission. Bring six people like the usual, not five. It won't hurt the formation lmao.

    • @vincenzosama
      @vincenzosama 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@mrstarfishUseless? Nah, that is too much. Still a cool agent tho.

    • @vizard7548
      @vizard7548 2 місяці тому

      @@vincenzosama didnt they only have 4 people?

  • @annikatran
    @annikatran 2 місяці тому +73

    cypher going from iron to radiant makes me happy

    • @diamondboi2393
      @diamondboi2393 Місяць тому

      same

    • @mr0boring
      @mr0boring Місяць тому

      One of the only cinematics he didnt fucking die in hes Radiant

  • @Ex3ox
    @Ex3ox 2 місяці тому +74

    I was expecting an actual ranking but this was funnier

  • @seelooflikescheese
    @seelooflikescheese Місяць тому +16

    Neon: *just blows up*
    hatto: "uh.. ehh- shes cheating. ok radiant"

  • @trollkachu3744
    @trollkachu3744 2 місяці тому +21

    0:12
    I can't be the only one expecting "Baba boi! Wess zyett"

  • @tsukki5838
    @tsukki5838 2 місяці тому +63

    "not saving with spike time" for viper is a little bit much though because considering the fact she has a bucky she'd actually benefit more from dying to the spike on purpose than saving

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +27

      Yupp i overlooked that fact mb

  • @eglaiosdeminecraft9259
    @eglaiosdeminecraft9259 2 місяці тому +134

    6:08 : Jett listening to comms can't be lower than plat

    • @cadentrevino5746
      @cadentrevino5746 2 місяці тому +3

      No def at least gold tho

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +27

      fair point but the aim tho, maybe it's a rare type of gold

    • @kxbelsalat6390
      @kxbelsalat6390 2 місяці тому +1

      You won't believe what I have witnessed in Diamond@@hatto

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@hattomaybe got new setup and isn't used to it yet. Probably should have went to train like the sage.

  • @Onehandguy
    @Onehandguy 2 місяці тому +44

    this perfectly fulfilled my autistic needs, thank you very much for this meal

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +9

      Glad u enjoyed it

  • @MenathLeaks
    @MenathLeaks 2 місяці тому +33

    3rd clip on yoru is immo 1, even high ranks take risky positions since enemies might not expect them (off-angles, etc.) and high ranks can whiff too

    • @CrustyDustyRat
      @CrustyDustyRat 2 місяці тому

      not really

    • @mistyfaderia
      @mistyfaderia 2 місяці тому

      high ranks can't whiff

    • @MenathLeaks
      @MenathLeaks 2 місяці тому +10

      @@mistyfaderia clearly you haven't seen fns, a major winner btw

  • @reesekha
    @reesekha 2 місяці тому +10

    “edating w/ raze/kj” IM SOBBING I LOVE THIS VIDEO LMAOO

  • @mamarcelo2410
    @mamarcelo2410 2 місяці тому +13

    This is one of the most creative videos I've seen on the Valorant community, masterpiece truly

  • @thecraziestpersonyouknow_11
    @thecraziestpersonyouknow_11 2 місяці тому +15

    "wood one gameplay" lmfao

  • @jahba983
    @jahba983 2 місяці тому +13

    That was honestly better than i thought it would be. W vid bro

  • @thedomainofsealteamaqua
    @thedomainofsealteamaqua Місяць тому +6

    pov all cinimatics:
    everyone: PHEONIX NO
    pheonix: 😈😈

  • @theredeemedsoul
    @theredeemedsoul 2 місяці тому +11

    This is such an innovative and well-done video, great job!

  • @KirbosCorner
    @KirbosCorner 2 місяці тому +39

    Dying to the spike with a bucky actually does give more because a death is worth 1000 creds and if you save a bucky which is only 850 you are actually losing 150

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +20

      Oh fuck i actually overlooked that

    • @atinybruh
      @atinybruh 2 місяці тому

      So thats why i got so little money after staying alive, so its kinda worth dying to spike, since it doesnt give you death point

    • @KirbosCorner
      @KirbosCorner 2 місяці тому

      @@atinybruh yes

    • @baboolpop6522
      @baboolpop6522 2 місяці тому

      Depends too. Shields, light or heavy would also increase the total cost to more than 1000, so we would lose money by dying if we save the light or heavy shields, and since viper took literally no damage, any shield she had would fully retain.

    • @derpsterYT
      @derpsterYT 10 днів тому

      And you get an ult point too.

  • @goxlr
    @goxlr 2 місяці тому +10

    “he’s shook, straight up” killed me

  • @makkypakky
    @makkypakky 2 місяці тому +3

    Ngl, this was actually a rlly entertaining video, and the concept was rlly cool. Good stuff

  • @MatangSingh1
    @MatangSingh1 2 місяці тому +7

    amazing commentary really enjoyed it and nice observation

  • @pix5754
    @pix5754 2 місяці тому +17

    Whaat this videos is so goood, how is it only 800 views??? The jokes are funny, the content is original and interesting. I really hope this explodes in popularity, it hears it so much! Underated video right here. Great job.

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +5

      Thankyou

  • @Biff10Theman
    @Biff10Theman 2 місяці тому +7

    pheonix was just running and gunning in each scene

  • @KaymiPlay
    @KaymiPlay Місяць тому

    Really LOVED this video! Couldn't stop laughing. Keep it up!!

  • @foreign_objective2855
    @foreign_objective2855 2 місяці тому +24

    The parts where agents "didn't just go through the Phoenix wall" was probably because they really couldn't because they get knocked back from the explosion of the flames. Unlike in the game, the flames Phoenix makes in the cinematic seem to have more impact on agent movement.

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +24

      Yeaa, but i thought its funny to make it game-mechanics accurate

  • @ryozaki96
    @ryozaki96 Місяць тому +1

    Bro this is brilliant, top tier content

  • @Ani
    @Ani 2 місяці тому +2

    this video is really funny and well made, well done lol

  • @martinrumanovsky877
    @martinrumanovsky877 2 місяці тому

    this is an excellent video, love the idea!! good job!!

  • @lucius717
    @lucius717 Місяць тому

    I love this concept, keep it up❤

  • @alaxion5628
    @alaxion5628 2 місяці тому +1

    amazing video, laughed quite a bit in some parts

  • @godmanner2136
    @godmanner2136 2 місяці тому

    love the video man keep up the good video idea like this

  • @misophonia5595
    @misophonia5595 2 місяці тому +6

    Nah, the idea of this video is genius.

  • @GabrielRojasAhumada
    @GabrielRojasAhumada 2 місяці тому +10

    I never noticed that omen reloads a vandal and then swaps to a ghost. My guess is that all that sequence was done by 2 or 3 people, 1 person per gun or smt

  • @Arctic_Da_Kitsune
    @Arctic_Da_Kitsune 2 місяці тому

    the amount of serotonin i got from this video was amazing bro w content homie

  • @FungKenzo
    @FungKenzo 2 місяці тому

    Amazing content, you just earned yourself a subscriber. Keep up the work and I believe you will go big in valorant VOD reviwing commuy! ❤

  • @enderflames9669
    @enderflames9669 2 місяці тому +8

    THE EDATING PART KILLED ME LMFAO
    This is the type of analysis i need for my literature exams.

  • @JCMSimon_
    @JCMSimon_ Місяць тому

    Unique video idea and good execution! Well done

  • @-Azroth-
    @-Azroth- 2 місяці тому +5

    Ma boy omen is making it to ascendant

  • @RiptideWasTaken
    @RiptideWasTaken 2 місяці тому +2

    bro this is funny, pls do more as new cinimatics come out

  • @duczytoo
    @duczytoo 2 місяці тому

    w video, godly editing, godly effort, very entertaining, good voiceover, overall amazing video. I would say Radiant/pro

  • @SadLegacy
    @SadLegacy Місяць тому

    This is the first video that i see from ur channel and i like it and subscribe!

  • @raychen6140
    @raychen6140 2 місяці тому +4

    Reyna being a diamond player is so unironically real.

  • @unapersonaacaso6015
    @unapersonaacaso6015 2 місяці тому +3

    Wood one got me cracking lmao

  • @emmanueltheorb
    @emmanueltheorb 2 місяці тому

    Really nice and unique style of content.
    Radiant.

  • @nimkey8515
    @nimkey8515 2 місяці тому

    Can't wait to see rankings for the agent cinematics

  • @rafaelzhou4749
    @rafaelzhou4749 2 місяці тому +1

    This was such good video

  • @Caelitrum
    @Caelitrum 2 місяці тому

    Amazing video very entertaining!

  • @OmaruVal
    @OmaruVal 2 місяці тому +2

    I enjoyed this way more than I should have. Top teir content. Immortal 3.

  • @RAIHAN____
    @RAIHAN____ Місяць тому

    didnt know I needed this

  • @jackreynolds3465
    @jackreynolds3465 2 місяці тому +2

    12:43 He ran out of ammo. Still on him for spraying though.
    19:29 she actually was in the middle of reload so she had to switch to knife.
    I think Deadlock should also get a pro for trying to cover her teammates with utility.

  • @JimmyJamThe1st
    @JimmyJamThe1st 2 місяці тому

    underrated creator this video was low key good

  • @RealRyfted
    @RealRyfted 2 місяці тому

    Very good video, keep it up!

  • @lkaito1294
    @lkaito1294 2 місяці тому

    what a nice video idea ,keep up man

  • @Alternateuniverse7157
    @Alternateuniverse7157 2 місяці тому +1

    dude the maxbot commentary made me laugh so much. Immortal level content over here

  • @bzlcmry14
    @bzlcmry14 2 місяці тому

    This is the best video to watch, while eating

  • @Srivatsan17
    @Srivatsan17 Місяць тому

    AMAZING VIDEO

  • @Mortennif
    @Mortennif 2 місяці тому +7

    23:57 Was that Profile Pic from Cyberpunk:Edgerunners?
    Great vid btw

    • @some_idiot02
      @some_idiot02 2 місяці тому

      Yeah it was, it was Kiwi iirc

    • @singuuneo
      @singuuneo 2 місяці тому

      Though it was zarya from overwatch

  • @RandomGuy-xq5so
    @RandomGuy-xq5so Місяць тому +4

    Bro doesn't watch cinematics... He studies them 😂

  • @nephthys64
    @nephthys64 2 місяці тому

    no joke this is such a good idea ive never seen anyone do this for any game whatsoever
    now i want someone to do the same thing for overwatch lmao

  • @nayth.
    @nayth. 2 місяці тому

    underrated content, deserve more and more

  • @Paganini-Liszt
    @Paganini-Liszt 2 місяці тому

    I enjoyed this a lot

  • @user-rr3vx5ml1r
    @user-rr3vx5ml1r 2 місяці тому

    first time ever staying on a video for more than 30 seconds let alone 30 minutes im shook

  • @august_leopold
    @august_leopold 2 місяці тому

    This deserves more views:)

  • @riftchiper
    @riftchiper 2 місяці тому

    THIS IS SO GOOD

  • @ar_ou1506
    @ar_ou1506 2 місяці тому

    this is so funny, yet informative

  • @Torden-Thor
    @Torden-Thor 2 місяці тому +2

    bro called the sherrif the deagle come on these guys really tryna be CS so bad

  • @sheryla5651
    @sheryla5651 2 місяці тому

    dam i actually enjoyed watching this

  • @Teh_Boi
    @Teh_Boi 2 місяці тому

    Most creative Valorant content i've ever seen.

  • @Grimm196
    @Grimm196 2 місяці тому +2

    Forgot to add something to Phoenix in the Retake cinematic: Hacker. He ziplined with a shorty which isn't possible and there are no horizontal ziplines on B site, assuming that spot in Retake is supposed to be B site since it's in the open
    but I mean, everyone kinda hacking in Retake. Yoru slid into the defuse. Viper's smoke didn't turn into a ball. Both Jett and Cypher were at positions not possible to get to, Cypher was just impossible and Jett went out of the map.
    Also surprised you didn't call out all the times they all shot while moving, except for Omega Phoenix in Duality
    Probably should of given faster reaction time to harbor and Astra cause they were the ones that pulled the guns first before Fade, Sage, Jett, Raze, and KJ did

  • @DeMinaurFan
    @DeMinaurFan 2 місяці тому

    As an Omen main/ instalock (save for breeze), I thank you for the good rank

  • @csskawaii
    @csskawaii 2 місяці тому +5

    very well done post more

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому +2

      Thanks

  • @nikeisraelaguilar4127
    @nikeisraelaguilar4127 2 місяці тому

    LOVE THIS VIDEO ( MY FAVE VIDEO NOW )

  • @annedungca9690
    @annedungca9690 2 місяці тому

    i love your vid

  • @Jtzkk
    @Jtzkk 2 місяці тому

    Really nice video

  • @OriginalSniperLol
    @OriginalSniperLol 2 місяці тому

    lmao i love this

  • @C41B
    @C41B Місяць тому +1

    I think phoenix wall is just diffrent in animations
    Sometimes its like a solid wall but after a few seconds it becames pass through

  • @Pluffie
    @Pluffie 49 хвилин тому

    Nice Vid ❤

  • @kainejorgensen3624
    @kainejorgensen3624 Місяць тому +1

    The bot ranking got laughing tears bro nice words 😂😂😂

  • @_head0splitter
    @_head0splitter Місяць тому

    i learned from this video more than 100 guides

  • @furu_moji
    @furu_moji 2 місяці тому +1

    Analyzed even the training bot. Legend

  • @yMeMoo
    @yMeMoo 2 місяці тому

    1st 3 minutes good so far. Going to save the rest of video for when I eat dinner.

    • @hatto
      @hatto  2 місяці тому

      The dinner finna be fire

  • @vergil2
    @vergil2 2 місяці тому

    Best valo video so far

  • @yendayo
    @yendayo 2 місяці тому +2

    pretty entertaining

  • @lluolyyt3999
    @lluolyyt3999 2 місяці тому +1

    Very funny and entertaining

  • @elliekim9803
    @elliekim9803 2 місяці тому +1

    "cant fucking press R" destroyed me this is amazing??? thank u sir for ur contribution

  • @prateekpoudel4729
    @prateekpoudel4729 2 дні тому

    Me thinking each cinematic was getting a rank 💀Turned out much better than expected, w idea

  • @YoursNoxxie20
    @YoursNoxxie20 2 місяці тому

    Bro i have no idea how to play or understand Valorant but this video was straight up still entertaining 😭

  • @user-mv4lm6mr6s
    @user-mv4lm6mr6s 27 днів тому

    6:20 “taking cover behind a bangable 🤨 box” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂