Lawrence Sonntag is an Uncultured Man
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
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Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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Please help, something about the vibes this video gives off has summoned James Cordon to my house in the all new 2024 Jeep Grand Cherokee, he's brought Javier Bardem and Timothée Chalamet along with him. I think he ran over my letterbox?
They've immediately and violently started punching and kicking at my front door, demanding that I sing along to the Chappell Roan track that's blaring on a loop out of the still running car, and that I "open my pre'y li'le mouf" or "show us hole, slag".
I'm relatively certain James was coaching them on what he wanted them to say before they got here, because when they deviate from copying the twisted hobbit-speech he calls an accent, or put their own spin on the vile things they've been screaming at me for the past several minutes, he pulls them into a tense huddle in my front yard to correct them severely.
I can see the fear in their eyes when he reprimands them, especially Timothée. Nonetheless, they have all remained astonishingly erect since they got here.
I think I spotted a camera operator or two in the Jeep, I've tried signalling them for help when the cast are distracted enough by their rage and/or lust, but all I seem to get back is cold, dead stares.
Tell my story, Javier has just started gnawing at the door frame and he's making surprisingly quick progress through the wood.
lawrence: "yogurt is not seen as a very masculine food"
charlotte: "yeah but it's more cultured"
this is why we're here folks
I'm gonna need more appreciation for Charlotte's yoghurt culture joke.
Came here just to say the same, no reaction from the guys 😢
Absolutely
Charlotte is herself too cultured for them to digest her humouour
I laughed both times she made the joke. She is an absolute treasure!
thank god someone said it
"Ya know you can save right?"
The pure defeated and bewildered look Charlotte gave there was amazing
"How do you grab?"
You cant blank out on the original yogurt male: Michael Westen from Burn Notice. Yogurt eating was at least 30% of his personality.
I’m glad other people remember Burn Notice
Can't forget Terry from Brooklyn 99 as well!
From the gurt filled minds of Charlotte, Jacob, & Patrick, with special guest Lawrence "ACTIVATE ASS" Sonntag. THIS. IS. *astrogoblin!*
"A sleeve of saltines and a stick of butter."
You know what? I respect that. That is the optimal butter delivery mechanism.
Try it with ritz.
Yogurt males, now I've heard it all...
So I think this is the alphabet male hierarchy we have:
Yogurt > Sigma > Alpha > Beta > Omega*
There may be more yet to be discovered of course.
*For your own good, do not seek knowledge on Omega males.
I mean, it's also kinda derived from the same place as all the other Greek Letter Male-Types, ascribing labels from a long-discredited study on wolf pack relationship dynamics to the sexual habits and relationship habits of human men. Granted, the contexts are just a Little different.
So glad to have you guys.. Watched everything Funhaus since about 2 weeks after it's official start, then went back to make sure I had watched it all.I was so insanely bummed for Rooster Teeth as a whole but like, most of that was directed towards Funhaus for me personally. Y'all became such a part of my daily life for so long, it felt weird to think that period of my life is over. And it is, but now there's Astrogoblin! W O O O O O O O O O O O
Any time Steven Seagal is brought up, I think it's mandatory to mention that he shit and pissed himself getting choked out by Gene LeBell.
i see you charlotte, and that was an S tier yogurt pun
Thank you Patrick. Referencing Bobby Fingers when talking about the Steven Seagal miniature made me check the channel and there's a new video out!
Always good to see my favorite philosophers discussing the vast erotic potential of yogurt
I'll take the sleeve of saltines, hold the butter.
Lawrence didn't need to look us directly in the eyes when he said "confidently enjoying eating yogurt"
A TALKING CAT MENTIONED Lawdawg I love you
It was for the culture
Patrick, as always, with zero hesitation, goes in for the kill.
Shout out the brought you this thing for turning me onto this! I will be here every week!
Loving Lawrence explaining yogurt males while rocking a pattern that should've been the packaging for 90s yogurt cups
I appreciate them showing us the full boss intro scene so we could bask in the god tier writing
oh god I was so worried this was gonna be the first non-Ziggy-appearance video but we got one!! it's all good, the streak continues
without astrogoblin i would have known the never ending story 3 exists, thank you
Yogurt fans, you gotta try the Zoi Greek Yogurt Honey flavor, it has a unique thickness that is very appetizing
Lawrence referencing Don the Dragon Wilson was the greatest lil cultural reminder ever. Last I heard him was when he did the official dubbing for the main character in New York Ninja
This is hands down the BEST thumbnail so far, legit art
That backward walk is hilarious. 😂
Charlotte looking for someone to notice her cultured joke.
The cultured joke was severely underappreciated
5:45 That's made by Bobby Fingers, whose channel is AMAZING. There's only luke five videos there, but each of them are progressively more amazing works of performance art. In the latest, he got Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame and the slowmo guys to help him shoot lubed ballistics gel geese at a replica head of Fabio.
so happy with this ol friends playing in the living room format. Glad to see Funhaus living on.
I'm actually more productive at work when i have u guys playing in the bg
Oh man the Stevan seagul joke got me. Have you ever seen tom segura dress as him in a music video 😂
You know Tarantino snuck in a lot of his fetishes in his movies? The director of Absolution did this too, but he didn't hide it. AT. ALL. The dirty underwear huffing scene will haunt me forever.
Patrick, I believe you are referring to Bobby Fingers
Cracking open my activia probiotic daily and watching some astro goblin
The way Lawrence spikes the camera after describing what a yogurt male is makes me feel I’m not a yogurt male,but a yogurt boy, crushing crush cups.
More Lawrence! Quintessential Gamer is always welcome
A Monday and a Friday upload, I'm lovin' this new astrogoblin.
The outdo tune is the perfect “New beginnings it’s all good” vibe
Charlotte's reaction to beating the boss was so cathartic
Lawrence being here works soooooooo well
I'm so happy this channel exists. This is the shit I do like
I’m going to have to get a new schedule for work, I cant wait for the goblins
I’m so glad I found your channel after the end of funhaus. You all are so funny!!!!!!
I'm glad there are other comments about Charlotte's cultured yoghurt joke
Also, I like how Jacob goes into Harry Cary at 1:49
Im disappinted that lawrence didnt say he couldnt take Ben Affleck
Was looking for this comment.
That thumbnail is truly horrendous. Well done!
American Ninja was one of my top 5 films growing up.
When the world needed more goblins, astrogoblins was there
The Dogs are loose!
Loving this new schedule for the vids. ❤️
10:55 my reaction every time astrogoblin releases a video
Shadow Man out here doing the Daniel Garcia dance.
Referring to gogurt as a "young adult yogurt" killed me
Nice of the goblin siblings to invite their friend round
I love this channel so much. Its been so long.
such a big fan, love the channel
I’m a simple man; I like watching goblins and slurping ‘gurt.
I read Yoghurt Males as another play on Robert Miles. He had many songs!
The Liam Neeson picture with piss on his pants 😅 great call back
Pre-Goblin Game Fest!
Cats do be pissing on the floor.
Not me eating a Go-Gurt as Jacob mentions it 😂
This was fantastic
More shadow man? Count me in.
"Omarcito is now playing Factorio."
HELL yeah. Factorio is yogurt as fuck.
I love the Liam Neeson pees his pants call back
Not me schlorpin on an Oikos while they're talkin about yogurt.
I think we just found the plural for astrogoblin fans. Yogurtgoblins.
Keep up the good work.
The cutscene 😂😂 8:05
That was a great video, time for a yoghurt and Cocopops snack
Love the channel music. Shit goes hard
Lawrence has to have watched Rifftrax because Absolution and A Talking Cat!?! are both Rifftrax Classics
Lovely video
I saw Cynthia Rothrock in Santa's Summer House, another David DeCoteau film, and it's the most insane I have felt watching a movie
Highly recommend the episode of the How Did This Get Made? podcast about that Mario Lopez movie Absolution.
i love how playing the game has become a punishment
Within seconds of the video start there's already barking, and its not even from Patrick!
gooning to astrogoblin
The punani bit had me dying! I'm so happy i now have this imformation.
Lawrence has incredible knowledge of where family films and soft core gay porn films intersect
Commenting for the algorithm, love the vids
Patrick and Lawrence should start a podcast where they review 90s action movies, episodes of American Ninja Warrior, and softcore gay porn. Invite James Willems as a guest. They can call it Taste for Trash or something.
Law dog and the Goblins
Thank goodness this channel exists. I was starting to withdraw from my favorite UA-cam folks!
I love these vids
as a member of the yogurt species, it is my duty to inform everyone that yogurt can also be enjoyed as a drink. In sweet or salty variety I recommend giving Ayran a try. I think it's a popular Turkish drink, so might be an 'aquired taste' for some but it is delicious. 🥛
They can manually save. 😂
gotta get me some gogurt now
I have to assume Lawrence has heard of the movie Garm Wars: The Last Druid, and if he hasn't he really should look into it. What's not to love about a live action OVA starring Lance Henriksen?
Comment for the algorithms
Keep up your videos!
So many years at Funhaus and they are still allergic to manual saves 😂 oof
LawDog told me to buy all the yogurt stocks.
Discovered that I’m a yogurt male
I'm going to start calling myself a Yogurt Male now, fantastic!
Gurt Gurt Gurt
Yoghurt ain't a crime
Didn’t know you guys had a new channel
Someone send the yogurt part to Jacob 'Yogie Boy' Drawfee