YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME YOUR NAME! WE WILL HAVE TO PHONE THE POLICE 📷❌️👮‍♂️

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  • It's UK research, development and engineering facility is based in Wilmslow, Cheshire, employing over 600. Over 50 years in business, Waters is now one of largest companies in the analytical science industry, supporting scientists working in laboratories all over the world.

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  • @John_Smith2302
    @John_Smith2302 Рік тому +91

    Blimey, that bullshit meter will need recalibration after this episode.

    • @smalrast
      @smalrast Рік тому +5

      It's been overloaded.

    • @Jayen4
      @Jayen4 Рік тому +4

      It's gonna need a service after that performance ! lol ...

  • @mandexflagrantesallpolice2103
    @mandexflagrantesallpolice2103 Рік тому +111

    Why oh why do they always believe that they have authority 🤣🤣🤣🤣great audit ! What a plonker 😂😂

  • @markjohnson8678
    @markjohnson8678 Рік тому +122

    Some people need to watch UA-cam and not TV. They still haven't got a clue. Love your videos Reggie. Too many dictators in the world

    • @dougaldouglas8842
      @dougaldouglas8842 Рік тому +10

      Brick, hand, tv. Take brick, take aim at tv, throw. Done and dusted.

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +1

      Khalid Attaf selling pink lighters in the hood who needs TV .

    • @Niko-xz5lk
      @Niko-xz5lk Рік тому +3

      @@dougaldouglas8842 Best advice on UA-cam

    • @tonyburman4131
      @tonyburman4131 Рік тому

      What a crock of shite there talking

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Рік тому +15

    "I can't stop Sir. I've got to get the readings" 🤣 I nearly died.

  • @Paggerd
    @Paggerd Рік тому +127

    Love the way some people are full of their own perceived importance. 😅 Another good un Reggie👍 Keep them coming son.

    • @richarddainty2855
      @richarddainty2855 Рік тому +7

      I concur

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad Рік тому +6

      They have authoritah!

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 Рік тому +6

      For this prank to work well you need to trump that authority. The need to know basis is good, but he should add that it’s an ‘official’ survey and you should not interrupt the surveyor. If they ask who you work for it’s company policy not to divulge that information.

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +6

      They should feel important , not everybody gets an invitation to touch Reggie's ball on a week day .

    • @Paggerd
      @Paggerd Рік тому +5

      @@EvenBigger-Brother 😂

  • @justchris123
    @justchris123 Рік тому +80

    Telling Reggie he can’t just walk on site when he’s already in is hilarious 😂

  • @happydace6991
    @happydace6991 Рік тому +89

    " Do you want to feel the ball ? " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Oh Reggie ! 😆 .
    Can't believe how long you strung that guy out for ! Class audit mate 👍 .

    • @creekyknee
      @creekyknee Рік тому +4

      Yes, that was excellent. Are you sure you don't want to feel the ball ? Very funny, they haven't got a braincell between them bless....

    • @mrichards55
      @mrichards55 Рік тому +2

      Spat my drink out when he said that lol

    • @garrybeech9536
      @garrybeech9536 Рік тому

      ​@@creekykneeBut Adam wouldn't let him get the Scott Chegg joke in 😢😢

  • @Jim--Bob
    @Jim--Bob Рік тому +91

    It's like tickling trout... You could have got another hour out of them there Reggie... 😂

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 Рік тому +8

      Here fishy fishy, i've got a dishy dishy, ...

    • @pippab636
      @pippab636 11 місяців тому

      @@Nickle314😂😂

    • @normanconnor
      @normanconnor Місяць тому

      Reggie could have made a series out of those 2 idiots. He would have taken over EastEnders and coronation Street.

  • @benchode1
    @benchode1 Рік тому +77

    Poor Adam his kids will have a great time at school tomorrow 😂😂😂😂

  • @tastetheworld4234
    @tastetheworld4234 Рік тому +8

    'Do you want to feel the ball? ' made me choke on my lunch! 😂

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 Рік тому +42

    Give a man a lanyard and he'll entertain us for hours! Adam has obviously lived in a bubble way too long!

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 Рік тому +43

    You’re good at this Reggie . The Bullshit meter is a good one. I loved it when you said to him do you want to feel the ball lol. Keep these coming as they make my day.

  • @bitcoinwolfcub6270
    @bitcoinwolfcub6270 Рік тому +15

    " getting high readings here " 🤣

  • @mickkeen2764
    @mickkeen2764 Рік тому +42

    When i think you can't get any funnier...I'm crying laughing my ass off lol thank you Reggie for being as daft as a box of frogs lol

  • @MontyTomm
    @MontyTomm Рік тому +36

    Doing a load of Carbon Reporting Analytical Procedures with the BM. Love it, Reggie. Keep offering a cheeky squeeze 😂

  • @johngreen6191
    @johngreen6191 Рік тому +31

    My daily laugh for the day. Adam done all the speaking for both of them. Very funny.

  • @claudiarocks8844
    @claudiarocks8844 Рік тому +57

    What if you had given your name what they gonna do with it ?! Run against their list of known spies 🕵️‍♀️ 😂 wind ya neck in and go about ya day

  • @paulJF
    @paulJF Рік тому +66

    Reggie you're a bad man getting people wound up like that, Keep up the good work buddy❤❤

    • @oddball7483
      @oddball7483 Рік тому +9

      Reg didn't wind them up. They did that to themselves over nothing! The foam ball had more balls than that lot put together.

    • @itsmeagain7825
      @itsmeagain7825 Рік тому

      It's the only way he can get any attention.

  • @DameEdna42
    @DameEdna42 Рік тому +35

    Hi Reggie. Hilarious. Baldy was the biggest April fool I have ever seen. There is always one, he will be the laughingstock at his local pub. Maybe he will have to go around with a balaclava on his head for the rest of his life.

    • @HawkriggStudio
      @HawkriggStudio Рік тому +2

      Two Balaclavas - Just in case one of them slips!

  • @user-zm9gc1kt8b
    @user-zm9gc1kt8b Рік тому +7

    Baldy was triggered 😂 trying to preach the law about drones when he knew F, all 😂

  • @barkinmad2296
    @barkinmad2296 Рік тому +15

    BS Meter must have a reading off the scale with these two 😂

  • @Bruce4lmighty
    @Bruce4lmighty Рік тому +25

    This dude is on a serious power trip. He thinks he controls the airspace 😂😂😂 Even after Reggie explained 😂😂😂 What an absolute pellet 😂😂😂

  • @robertfield5036
    @robertfield5036 Рік тому +28

    “You can’t fly over our property” next breath “Go on Google earth” oh the irony 😂😂😂

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 Рік тому +43

    Love the BS meter…need to know basis 😂…dude you’re hysterical..

  • @JOHNNY-zx1lc
    @JOHNNY-zx1lc Рік тому +15

    "Do you wanna feel the ball?" 😂😂 he's very insecure

  • @SCOUSEOBIE
    @SCOUSEOBIE Рік тому +28

    Blimey device might need a service after this one reggie 😂

  • @DonnyRP
    @DonnyRP Рік тому +13

    Do you wana feel the ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 legend

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves Рік тому +115

    "you can't just walk onto a site". Yes you can, Reggie proved them wrong by doing just that.

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +8

      To be fair Reggie did offer them a touch of his ball in return before he left site .

    • @kevinthegerbil2708
      @kevinthegerbil2708 Рік тому

      @@EvenBigger-Brother

    • @cruiseylee
      @cruiseylee Рік тому +2

      They prob meant morally you can’t just do that. Which is ofcourse still rubbish.

    • @itsmeagain7825
      @itsmeagain7825 Рік тому

      Do you not see anything immature in that?

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +3

      @@itsmeagain7825 I don't answer questions . Is dominating immature people and ordering them about somthing you do ?

  • @thehouseholder5468
    @thehouseholder5468 Рік тому +36

    Use a decibel meter next and ask them to speak quietly 😂

    • @tc5042
      @tc5042 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

  • @nicotoscani1707
    @nicotoscani1707 Рік тому +13

    captain eggman is high as a kite on his own perceived authority over the area

  • @juvix40
    @juvix40 Рік тому +13

    😂😂😂😂😂😂Reggie you are absolutely hilarious I so look forward to your videos 💯✊🏾are you happy had me in stitches 😆

  • @peterjol
    @peterjol Рік тому +18

    this is reminding me of an hilarious old tv show called candid camera..

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 Рік тому +2

      And Beatle’s about. The old lady talking to the alien in the crashed saucer was my favourite prank 😂

  • @LorrieLogan
    @LorrieLogan Рік тому +46

    Never fails, grown men (children) standing around, hands on hips, neck name tags and usually a wad of keys and they are all afraid….whether it be fear of Reggie or losing their position. Just insidious. Reggie, Amazon should up grade your reader with a broom handle with the “Tin Man’s’” spout on top. They would likely bring in the Army and the Navy. 💜

    • @Guccit865
      @Guccit865 Рік тому

      Plus normally stuffing a pasty into to their fat faces.

  • @MrWalbudri
    @MrWalbudri Рік тому +6

    Reggie and his Bellshill meter 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 love it mate

  • @grahamo22
    @grahamo22 Рік тому +6

    Love him “I am a teapot” stance. What a jobsworth.

  • @phanter344
    @phanter344 Рік тому +9

    Man: "You don't know what's around this building"
    Reggie: "I know now, I've seen it all"
    Absolute class Reggie! 😂😂

  • @noka1979
    @noka1979 Рік тому +18

    Pointing an instrument at a building 😂😂😂😂

    • @ernestchadwell9069
      @ernestchadwell9069 Рік тому

      To be fair it could be an electronic surveillance device capturing WiFi packets for industrial espionage etc

    • @topcat1358
      @topcat1358 Рік тому +1

      @@ernestchadwell9069 - I think Reg needs to check you out with his meter for that comment!!

  • @doOf3r
    @doOf3r Рік тому +20

    If you're ever feeling useless just remember the guy in the short-sleeved white shirt.

  • @dagg65
    @dagg65 Рік тому +11

    So secure that you walked around the building before someone challenged you😂😂😂😂

  • @crlclssic
    @crlclssic Рік тому +38

    thing that always makes me laugh is that these people are totally okay with just wasting their time outside talking to people, they are clearly not needed inside so the companies should just let them go to be honest, save a few pennies

    • @Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_
      @Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_ Рік тому +1

      Good job there was a audio imbalance. . .that Alan Partridge guy droned on a bit. .. he's obviously a worrier, he's pulled all his hair out 😅😅😅

  • @-D0uble0-
    @-D0uble0- Рік тому +14

    You should put a squeaky ball on the end and get people to squeeze it 😂

  • @pete147
    @pete147 Рік тому +7

    I hope every auditor will go there and fly their drones….. brilliant!!! Great video mate !

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 Рік тому +15

    The occasional wave of the BS meter cracks me up. At least they didn't have really bad meltdowns.

  • @bEEBO178
    @bEEBO178 Рік тому +8

    People believed the TV detector van for decades. This bullsh*t squeeze o meter is just an extension of that 😂

  • @JimmyJimmyEnglish
    @JimmyJimmyEnglish Рік тому +5

    I bet their Christmas party is a barrel of laughs.

  • @hariowen3840
    @hariowen3840 Рік тому +15

    Wound up brilliantly as usual Reggie!

  • @baltvdb
    @baltvdb Рік тому +24

    You HAVE to get someone to fix that device so you can make it bleep on demand!!!!

    • @smalrast
      @smalrast Рік тому +3

      Have it like a Geiger counter it would be hilarious😂😂😂😂

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 Рік тому +2

      @@smalrastGeiger counter would be hilarious, when it went off it would scare the sh1t out of people!

  • @creekyknee
    @creekyknee Рік тому +17

    Reggie - Thanks for doing these surveys. Can we know when the data will be published ? It will be very interesting to see how this company compares with all the others. I wish you had taken readings from the 3 guys who approached you. They looked to be emitting a lot of carbon (BS).

  • @robertdiamond172
    @robertdiamond172 Рік тому +9

    Should have asked if you could pitch a tent on the grass.

  • @tech10k14
    @tech10k14 Рік тому +28

    You're not allowed on private property, and need to book in... on the same private property that you're not allowed on 😂😂

    • @jamesjoseph2074
      @jamesjoseph2074 Рік тому +1

      Honestly guys ive not laughed so much since maybe the Benny Hill days, Reggie, your a Dimond Geezer man, 🤣🥇🍺

  • @owengeewilliams
    @owengeewilliams Рік тому +22

    Your a legend in the making mate😂

  • @areyouserious3092
    @areyouserious3092 Рік тому +19

    Lol you sir are the funniest person on UA-cam lol absolutely brilliant 👏

  • @DavidPatersonPortraits
    @DavidPatersonPortraits Рік тому +19

    Reggie I'm gonna have to stop watching cause my stomach is sore laughing at you ya madman. 😂😂😂😂😂
    He's begging please omg

  • @ernestchadwell9069
    @ernestchadwell9069 Рік тому +14

    These guys were pretty reasonable compared to what we've been seeing lately.

  • @Mark...
    @Mark... Рік тому +36

    I love how convinced people are that they believe you can’t fly a drone over their business and their beliefs are based on absolutely nothing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LesterCrest.I
      @LesterCrest.I Рік тому +1

      This is my hometown Reggie!!
      Can’t believe I missed you man!😭

  • @mohammedismail2951
    @mohammedismail2951 Рік тому +9

    Lol Reggie- “is there anything else you can tell me about it”
    Idiot-“No”
    Reggie-“Pleaseee”
    Lol class

  • @al3k
    @al3k Рік тому +10

    Just gotta say mate.. you are honing your skills very well in the last few weeks... pulling all the strings like a true puppet master now.. hehe.. love it.. Keep on keepin' on my friendski. :)

    • @al3k
      @al3k Рік тому +1

      And remember the greatest tip for improvisation - never respond with a negative (which is what you've been mostly doing recently which is great).. Try one where you literally never say no in a convo.. be the "yes man".. hehe.. it's quite something. :)

  • @williamkeith8740
    @williamkeith8740 Рік тому +5

    You've given us an expert session on how to troll - love your humour Reggie.

  • @danderson8463
    @danderson8463 Рік тому +8

    When a man with a ball on a stick walking around is causing this much drama, you know something very strange is going on

  • @Lincolnshirefromtheair
    @Lincolnshirefromtheair Рік тому +3

    "were getting high readings here"......."d'ya wanna feel the ball?"........pmsl 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pennywise180
    @Pennywise180 Рік тому +42

    Adam Partington the insignificant worker who made such a fool of himself and his company.😮😢😅

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Рік тому +21

    You wouldn't have known him from "Adam" until he decided to reveal his first name!!

  • @karenbaker7168
    @karenbaker7168 Рік тому +7

    This is all so innocent Reggie, yet once again you had me laughing my head off.

  • @Angel-Adramelech
    @Angel-Adramelech Рік тому +6

    Whoever teaches these guys to chat bollox does a very good job. Well done Reggie I enjoy watching your vids 😇👍

    • @user-py5ct1go2s
      @user-py5ct1go2s 8 місяців тому

      Bolliocks is a well known Language. Many police speak it.

  • @doOf3r
    @doOf3r Рік тому +13

    10:39 Do you want to feel the ball - OMG too funny!! :D :D

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 Рік тому

      Now if you had two, you could genuinely say do you want to feel my balls?

  • @patthewoodboy
    @patthewoodboy Рік тому +6

    I always knew common sense was rare , but sense of humour seems to be in danger aswell

  • @roberthardy2013
    @roberthardy2013 Рік тому +9

    You need a clipboard and form to sign them in before you reveal what you are doing. It also MUST have a funny Reggie version of the ‘Official Secrets Act’

  • @tractorboy2002
    @tractorboy2002 Рік тому +17

    I once watched a cat catch a mouse, which toyed with it before letting it go. Reggie reminded me of that cat and Adam the mouse. How funny that Adam had no idea he was being toyed with, what a fool. At least the guy in the white shirt had the sense to generally keep his mouth shut. I sense Adam might have to get some signage up soon.

    • @lint8391
      @lint8391 Рік тому +1

      I've seen mice with more logical thinking ability than Adam.

  • @davidsmith-uo7lj
    @davidsmith-uo7lj Рік тому +22

    Reggie doing what he does best 👌 👍 😅

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 Рік тому +8

    When I say Feel the ball i always get A knock back as well Reg LOL

  • @paullally3174
    @paullally3174 Рік тому +2

    Great work Reggie... There are still people in need of an education, keep teaching them mate 👏👏

  • @karlbaker2452
    @karlbaker2452 Рік тому +21

    How about calling the meter, intelligence meter.

    • @roberthardy2013
      @roberthardy2013 Рік тому +1

      Not a good idea - the constant overloads and recalibration costs would be excessive.

    • @kevinthegerbil2708
      @kevinthegerbil2708 Рік тому +1

      It would have nothing to do, finds nothing!!

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 Рік тому +6

    Those shots of the ball crack me up…😂😂😂

    • @topcat1358
      @topcat1358 Рік тому

      I'd touch Reggie's ball. LOL

  • @retroonhisbikes
    @retroonhisbikes Рік тому +4

    Strange how department stores work exactly the same way he says you cant do

  • @clementkirkpatrick4635
    @clementkirkpatrick4635 Рік тому +6

    Just tell him the number is still 999 when he keeps threatening to phone the police

  • @Carol_Sweet_1
    @Carol_Sweet_1 Рік тому +3

    Great video Reggie 😂 Love some of these 'important' figures coming outside 😅

  • @treydaponq
    @treydaponq Рік тому +6

    You're quickly becoming my favourite auditor Regie, the carbon dating meter is a classic...do you wanna feel the ball...how about a bullshitometer siren that goes off every time they get a law wrong😂

    • @paullancaster7066
      @paullancaster7066 Рік тому +1

      I love the idea of a ' warning ' claxon every time someone spouts utter garbage 😂

  • @al3k
    @al3k Рік тому +8

    feel the ball! feel it! 😅😅😅

  • @gibsonms
    @gibsonms Рік тому +14

    Why does Skaroodug hide so much these days 😭

  • @douglasbiggs3468
    @douglasbiggs3468 Рік тому +8

    Egghead don’t know what he’s talking about

  • @wagner251
    @wagner251 Рік тому +9

    Reggie ,get yourself a Rigid leak detector,the noise that makes will have them running for the hills !😂

  • @judithmatthews8460
    @judithmatthews8460 Рік тому +7

    Poor guy . When Reggie asked him to feel the ball I thought surely he’d have twigged. Hope he’s got a sense of humour when he sees this. Made a complete pr*tt of himself. 😂😂

  • @ryanwilson368
    @ryanwilson368 Рік тому +7

    Reggie I was eating my dinner today right, and I just burst out laughing at the thought of you going ‘ R UUUUU TERABACINI’?

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Рік тому +1

    "Feel the ball. Feel it.. please" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @saddaddrummer
    @saddaddrummer Рік тому +5

    There is going to be a lot of nattering and pretend punching in his sleep tonight......little man has had a busy day😴

  • @jaunosvaldo9481
    @jaunosvaldo9481 Рік тому +4

    So all visitors have got to send him all their details before visiting

  • @dandec3235
    @dandec3235 Рік тому +8

    Another brilliant detection survey? High levels present? Adam will be a source of discussion in factory all next week?
    Ah well.
    😳😳🤭🤭😋😋😁😁😁😁😁😁👍

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Рік тому +7

    The analogy that you made with the library re public property is a "very valid one"!!!

  • @tc5042
    @tc5042 Рік тому +2

    Reggie im still holding my stomach this is so funny mate .What a great prop that detector is 😂😂😂

  • @lint8391
    @lint8391 Рік тому +7

    Another great video from Reggie. A few laugh out loud moments. And some serious points made.
    Adam had the listening skills of a boiled egg. And zero logical independent thinking ability. Maybe he's been out in the sun too much and has boiled his brain cell? 😁
    Adam loves enforcing petty rules. Even on people over whom he has no authority whatsoever.
    He's the type that you can be sure would give a grossly exagerated report to the police. Just imagine what he's like to his sexual partner and any children that he has! Complete nightmare.
    It's people like him that form the foundation of authoritarian regimes, such as those in Germany in 1942, Soviet Union 1937, Cambodia 1977.

  • @PJ-wm9nq
    @PJ-wm9nq Рік тому +6

    At worst, you've inadvertently wandered onto some unsigned private site. They could have asked you to leave due to a misunderstanding; instead they came out with a load of self important businessy claptrap! Then all the usual rubbish about a drone flight!

  • @rule-of-thumb
    @rule-of-thumb Рік тому +5

    Hahaha fair play to him, he's probably the only guy in the UK that doesn't watch UA-cam auditor vids, he had no idea what was happening lol. His head would still be spinning if you got him on the LLANDUDNO mud wrestling!

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 Рік тому +7

    since c-19 people luuuurve having to book in, wear Vi-Viz jackets etc.

  • @nathancox6249
    @nathancox6249 Рік тому +10

    Does he ask to see every car drivers insurance

  • @topcat1358
    @topcat1358 Рік тому +6

    Yeah, Go with Bull**** meter!!.................That was brilliantly christened on the spur of the minute by that passing lady. Well Done to her!

  • @ianplatt1375
    @ianplatt1375 Рік тому +3

    😂❤good one again reggie nold

  • @mrbluesky9891
    @mrbluesky9891 Рік тому

    CARBON DATA MUN!!!!!!!!!!!! I belly laughed.....brilliant.

  • @paddymurphy1343
    @paddymurphy1343 Рік тому +5

    Looks like setting up a sign printing company just printing signs saying. Private property. Reggie is not allowed.

  • @jamesjoseph2074
    @jamesjoseph2074 Рік тому +1

    Reggie honestly this is better than the Benny Hill show, 🥇🤣🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @mrjinks5641
    @mrjinks5641 Рік тому +2

    Do you want to feel the ball 😂😂 no I don’t want to feel the ball 😂😂 av it reggie lad 🤣👍