i guess Im asking randomly but does anyone know a trick to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid forgot the password. I would love any assistance you can give me.
@@patriceaqa288 I like folding giraffes into the shape of an existential crisis every Thursday and Wednesday, although lately I have been trying to unsuccessfully break the habit for the sake of my nersergerd folemgetide spurlion. You too can beat Tourettes, at the Butterfield health spa and mind emporium!
I lost forty pounds in 6 days and gained two hundred pounds in one day and now I am a type one and two diabetic obese, emaciated hemophiliac . Thanks Butterfield diet!
We need to talk about how he eats everything wearing a full suit and literally never leaves the office. Even the close ups of the food have computer monitors and phones in the background.
It's glorious. The details really flesh out the story. Anyone with a fondness for clueless ego projects and schlock productions pretty much adores this skit.
Okay, so: Topic 1. He never Leaves the Office it Seems, but he gets a Ridiculous amount of Food. Does he have all these Cakes and Pizza's Ordered in, or does he Bake them at the Office?
I can’t decide what’s funnier: The fact he ends the advert asking you to call despite never giving you a phone number or the fact he actually shows you logging into the website only to find it doesn’t exist.
My boomer mum pushed me to go for a job advertised in the newspaper. WEBSITE DIDN'T EXIST. "You've got to try harder" she says 😂😂 then "try later in the day"....
every time i watch this - and i watch it quite often - i laugh more and more. its the little things. the way he says 'incredible' whilst not facing the camera, and then when he repeats the line actually says 'increbidle', and doesn't redo it. there are more laughs in this sketch than in most half hour comedy shows.
Yes - the loving pastiche of schlocky no-budget Cormanesque 'one take' filming "That's a wrap, okay come on, we've got ten more scenes to shoot in the next hour, folks!"
I thought twas more like he turns to the other side and so the letters change , anyway I see you're twelve years older now , I hope you're doing well .
My mum when she was alive pronounced it the exact same way. She was born in 1936 so she'd never heard the word said aloud prior to the 1980s. I suppose no one outside of Italy or America had heard of it in the uk before then, (yes some fancy middle class people in london probably had, middle aged working class people from out in the sticks was a different matter)
I think my favourite bit is the implication he's been desperately, ravenously eating all that food for 24 straight hours. He looks so disappointed the second the timer's up.
Jeff Goldblum calling out a flag at Glastonbury which had Brian Butterfield with the caption Quiches Lorraine was probably the strangest moment of my life.
Back when I was in uni my friend Hannah and I would quote the 'treat day' list back and forth at each other alllll the time. Lost touch with her years ago, but I like to think every now and then wherever she is now, just like me, she'll occasionally just think "hoi sin crispy owl" and start smiling for no reason.
My friend was on the intermittent fasting diet. So we shared this in our group as a joke. Every week I go back to watch it. It’s funny cos you know it’s true. Starve, then eat like crazy 🤣🤣🤣
The diet didn't work for me but I think that's because the water I had with my lunch wasn't quite room temperature. The genius of the plan is in the details it seems...
I shouldn’t find this funny but literally everything following “Saturday is treat day” absolutely sent me. ‘Bonbonbonbons’ and even the way he said ‘pizza’ 😂
If we look at the weekly calories, considering he doesn’t eat everything on the table, and the highly processed and calorie dense nature of the food, he could, if he ate exclusively for that day, and stopped when it became painful, take on 15-20 thousand calories, gaining around 4.5lbs if he doesn’t exercise at all, and is fully sedentary. He is in his late 50s, and seems to be at about the 325 mark in terms of weight, so we could say that his BMR is abt 3000 calories with minimal exercise, I.e walking from room to room. Burning approx 2950 6 days of the week would allow you to lose 5.05lbs a week. Taking away the weight gained on the single day, we can say that in the course of a week on the Brian Butterfield diet, Brian loses 0.45lbs, 1.8 in a month and just over 23lbs in a year (weeks and calendar months being independent of each other). Of course, for a normal person, with a BMR of abt 2000 calories, and a TDEE of 2500, you would gain 0.3lb a week.
calorie counting is pure bs, your body ups your metabolism over time or turns it down based on how much you eat. And he'd never eat 20,000 calories unless he had a disorder. He would lose a ton of weight. But fasting that long you have to be careful what you eat when you do eat or you will drop dead. Basically little or no carbs. So this is pretty much a suicide diet as described since the other 6 days are basically fasting.
Breakfast 1 cornflake. toasted with low fat spread. Drink hot water. Lunch Small boiled potato. Peeled. Salad. Mini lettuce leaf Drink Room temperature water Dinner Square of low fat Turkey Breast Baked Bean in low fat tomato sauce Brocoli Shavings Drink chilled water Pudding Ice cubes and artificial sweeter Saturday is treat day For 24hrs you can literally eat anything Pizza Birthday pie Pints o’ cream Pork cylinders Potato grids Artificial bacon (FaconTM) Large Macs You name it! Sandwich Casserole Chocolate quail’s eggs Garlic Pudding Fluffy ruffs Hoisin crispy Owl Pasta pillows Bonbonbonbons McFortune cookies Discount foie gras Egg ’n’ ham slabs During-dinner mints Mystery meat Quiches lorraine 20 cheese omelette
I loved the "rest day" lol. There's a serious message here too: avoid super low cal diet approaches, as it may lead to binges/intense re-feeds. Plus super low cal diets lower your BMR (metabolic rate), helping you keep your fat. Regular exercise could have been parodied here too ;)
Damn this is funny! The timing, the spread, the noises he makes when eating..."Mmh" it's just so suttle...the loose pants remark and his food headache...lol he needs a rest a day...to hilarious...it's giving me a headache from laughing so hard...I am glad I found this
This gets me laughing so hard that it makes my face hurt! That's always the case, but I keep coming back for extra helpings, because it's totally worth a slight amount of physical discomfort!
i think my favourite thing about this is he just tells you the entire plan in the advert so you'd never even need to buy it in the first place
Yeah XD
@Nebby Scumbold the only thing I remembered was baked bean in low fat tomato sauce
That and he doesn't showcase the diet menu, he showcases the possibilities on cheat day
i guess Im asking randomly but does anyone know a trick to get back into an Instagram account..?
I was stupid forgot the password. I would love any assistance you can give me.
@@judahalberto7797 bad bot
I've seen this video a hundred times over the past decade, but I still crack up at "bonbonbonbons!"
@flavoredwallpaper
Literally. Every time. 😂🤣😆
Oh, mercy.
yo are you my cousin?
It's "Hoisin Crispy Owl" that stops me breathing like clockwork
@@rorychivers8769 it's up to you
@@patriceaqa288 I like folding giraffes into the shape of an existential crisis every Thursday and Wednesday, although lately I have been trying to unsuccessfully break the habit for the sake of my nersergerd folemgetide spurlion.
You too can beat Tourettes, at the Butterfield health spa and mind emporium!
I feel strongly that ice cubes with artificial sweetener was legitimately an 80s diet food.
certainly popular with anorexics nowadays
I lost forty pounds in 6 days and gained two hundred pounds in one day and now I am a type one and two diabetic obese, emaciated hemophiliac . Thanks Butterfield diet!
beerasaurus you mean.....diabeetus
Hey what you do in the bathroom is between you and your living god
200 pounds in one day, that's bs
beerasaurus type one?!? You are an idiot
^ these two have terrible humour.
When they zoom in to his face when he says "today is treat day" I lost it
So did I, it’s definitely the best bit 😂
He looks so pleased with his prospects lol!
That line gets quoted so much with us haha!
LOL so did I and my younger brother
Every once in a while my brain will just dredge up "Hoisin Crispy Owl" and back to this video I come.
Along with bonbonbonbons 😬
Mine does it with the way the voiceover says "Quiches Lorraine!"
And now mine will also. Incidentally, I dredge my owl in egg wash before crisping.
I could sure use some during-dinner mints lol
I can't not pronounce pizza as pizzer
We need to talk about how he eats everything wearing a full suit and literally never leaves the office. Even the close ups of the food have computer monitors and phones in the background.
It's glorious. The details really flesh out the story.
Anyone with a fondness for clueless ego projects and schlock productions pretty much adores this skit.
No we don't
Okay, so: Topic 1.
He never Leaves the Office it Seems, but he gets a Ridiculous amount of Food. Does he have all these Cakes and Pizza's Ordered in, or does he Bake them at the Office?
So its been a year, you said 'lets talk' yet you haven't replied to anyones replies. Its almost as if you don't want to talk.
the results have been increbidel
Cleveland Brown the results have been increbidel
Just increbidle
No I’m here
the redulst hab deen inedible
😂😂 laughed so hard at this part, it fits so well with his voice
I can’t decide what’s funnier:
The fact he ends the advert asking you to call despite never giving you a phone number or the fact he actually shows you logging into the website only to find it doesn’t exist.
Increbidel!
Yes
When I was in Year 5 my maths teacher showed this to us 😂😂
I can't decide what's funnier, you stating the obvious or you stating the obvious.
My boomer mum pushed me to go for a job advertised in the newspaper. WEBSITE DIDN'T EXIST. "You've got to try harder" she says 😂😂 then "try later in the day"....
This show should have never been axed. It's comedy gold.
Hips gold as we say in Germany to chunky downlines
Too offensive, BBC wouldn't dare put out something like this today. It could be considered fat shaming!
it was too hit and miss unfortunately. there was some absolute gems in the show but then there was a lot of guff that fell flat too
What is it called?
@@Relyx But, compared to now, it feels like a cosy gem
Say what you want about this man's diet plan, his self-control is legendary.
I like how he calls hummus " garlic pudding".
So that’s what “garlic pudding” is
I'm an idiot, I've only just realised that's hummus
I thought it was tiramisu lol@@jameseyk1
I tried this diet but everyday turned into Saturday
Cars Uncovered same! Lol 😂
Oops
Cars Uncovered oh no!
it's 2021 and still everyday is sunday since last year
hold on
are you telling me you kept on going into a comma and then wake up on saturaday and then at the stroke of midnight you go into another comma?
"During-dinner mints"
I thought that was the most genius one
Mc bonbonbonbons
Pizzza
After eights haha
dobble dobble you, see oh em.
every time i watch this - and i watch it quite often - i laugh more and more.
its the little things. the way he says 'incredible' whilst not facing the camera, and then when he repeats the line actually says 'increbidle', and doesn't redo it.
there are more laughs in this sketch than in most half hour comedy shows.
Yes - the loving pastiche of schlocky no-budget Cormanesque 'one take' filming "That's a wrap, okay come on, we've got ten more scenes to shoot in the next hour, folks!"
I thought twas more like he turns to the other side and so the letters change , anyway I see you're twelve years older now , I hope you're doing well .
Hahaha, I didn't notice that. I had to watch twice and re-read what you said. Lol
Also sounds like he’s saying “increbibble” the second time 😂
Yeah I did a double take at "increbidle" 😂
bonbonbonbons
dude too true
1:22 😂😂😂
@@rainbowllama9819 1:23
that look of self-satisfaction on his face is brilliant
THIS IS A MAN...
HOLD ON IM ON A DIET FOR WORDS, I WILL TELL YOU THE REST OF THE SENTENCE ON MY TREAT DAY OKAY
The way he says “pizza” had me weak. XD
pizah
My mum when she was alive pronounced it the exact same way. She was born in 1936 so she'd never heard the word said aloud prior to the 1980s. I suppose no one outside of Italy or America had heard of it in the uk before then, (yes some fancy middle class people in london probably had, middle aged working class people from out in the sticks was a different matter)
Bonbonbonbonbons!
Pizah!
I find it pretty funny that this is the same guy who voiced Darth Maul
Holy shit !
Prequels or animated
Its_nerd-geek time The Phantom Menace
I guess the lightsaber diet is what actually made Maul lose weight.
Also the gunsmith in john wick. The 2nd one I think.
I can't count how many times I've seen this and quiches lorraine STILL gets me every time
Double-U, double double-u, full stop, butterfied-diet, full stop, see oh em! Hahaha LMFAO!
I love how he points out the full stops carefully but then completely ignores the dash between butterfield and diet
Hoison Crispy Owl. There's a special treat.
Don't forget the bonbonbonbons
Don't know if I'd ever eat an owl, but if I do, Ill have it with some hoison sauce.
Its a hoot.
*tweet
Mystery crispy meat
*l a r g e m a c s*
Tastier than ‘Big Macs’
McFortune Cookies
@@zacharytracy3797 McFortune cookies with haggis inside that tell you the future is bleak.
thats where I lost it, it's just dumb and simple
The Butterfield Diet Plan, order it exclusively online... Call now!
Lol
have to come back every couple of yrs to see this
Same sir. Same.
I think my favourite bit is the implication he's been desperately, ravenously eating all that food for 24 straight hours. He looks so disappointed the second the timer's up.
I could listen to Brian Butterfield list foods for hours.
I love how he spells out the website name so meticulously, except for the hyphen between "butterfield" and "diet" 😂
Jeff Goldblum calling out a flag at Glastonbury which had Brian Butterfield with the caption Quiches Lorraine was probably the strangest moment of my life.
Back when I was in uni my friend Hannah and I would quote the 'treat day' list back and forth at each other alllll the time. Lost touch with her years ago, but I like to think every now and then wherever she is now, just like me, she'll occasionally just think "hoi sin crispy owl" and start smiling for no reason.
2 parts of that made me laugh so much
bonbonbonbons and
"these trousers are so loose, i think i may need to buy a new belt!" haha
quality comedy
double u, double double u
full stop
butterfield diet
.com
@@batuhanozerr1736 dot cee o em
Dr. Weil *Windows error* Call now!
"Fluffy ruffs" had me in stitches and then "bonbonbonbons" put me right over the edge.
I can't feel my chest!
I freakin' love this show!!!
Such an old comment
*CALL NOW*
Iam still laughing about that. 😅😂😭
@U.S Grant that was my cousin, i didnt realize she said this under my account until now, i will delete it
@Jennifer J. Diaz
Bonbonbonbons is the shit.
🤣😆😂
For me, I absolutely crease up at the dramatic music after he says “treat day” and there’s a shot of him walking towards the camera 😂😂😂😂
My friend was on the intermittent fasting diet. So we shared this in our group as a joke. Every week I go back to watch it. It’s funny cos you know it’s true. Starve, then eat like crazy 🤣🤣🤣
The diet didn't work for me but I think that's because the water I had with my lunch wasn't quite room temperature. The genius of the plan is in the details it seems...
'Double you. Double double you' literally kills me
... full stop ...
@@Jehannum2000 See oh em
@@KrillLiberator (404 ERROR SOUND)
@@RitsuTainakaFin CALL NOW
My favourite part is how he groans in disappointment when saturday ends
I still think about this sketch daily 😅. Brian has been living in my head rent free for years now and he still makes me smile.
Increbidle!
Still love this. I just want to draw your attention to hummus being given sobriquet "garlic pudding" 😅👌 genius
man i love peter serafinowicz. its criminal this show didn't get more exposure
"During dinner mints" is my favourite joke in this whole video
You had me at sandwich casserole.
Someone teach my mom to cook like that lmfao.
I love that he eats right up to the last second of the 24 hours and still had a banquet lined up
the funny thing is this is basically the 5:2 diet
Inverted and 1:6
quintroupled and 23/5
QUICHES LORRAINE!!
20 cheese omlette!
Haha, I just got that.
Quiche Lorraine anyone? Quiche her? I barely know her!
"The results have been increbidle!"
Haha, quality sketch.
I shouldn’t find this funny but literally everything following “Saturday is treat day” absolutely sent me. ‘Bonbonbonbons’ and even the way he said ‘pizza’ 😂
Also how he made quiche loraine plural because he had two 🤣
Mystery meat hmmmmm
i tried this diet and lost 20 pound from my fridge
lol
underrated
He pretty much nailed the concept of intermittent fasting. The comedy is a pleasant bonus
Yeah. This is actually very similar to the 5-2 diet. Less emphasis on the during dinner mints though.
It’s not a comedy!
I absolutely love the fact he tells you this website in the most convoluted manner, then gives you a 404 screen. My god that is fantastic.
Call now! (but gives no number to call) :D
Double you. Double, double you.
1:07 *_P I S S A_*
*PISSA*
PISSA
*PISSA*
Now I can't pronounce pizza the correct way irl. Thanks Brian!
The Peter Serafinowicz Show was so ahead of its time.
The whole menu is like a modern shitpost.
Bonbonbonbon
I crease everytime, this'll never get old!!
I have to be in a very low mood before even considering eating pints o'cream
Your loss, fatty.
If we look at the weekly calories, considering he doesn’t eat everything on the table, and the highly processed and calorie dense nature of the food, he could, if he ate exclusively for that day, and stopped when it became painful, take on 15-20 thousand calories, gaining around 4.5lbs if he doesn’t exercise at all, and is fully sedentary. He is in his late 50s, and seems to be at about the 325 mark in terms of weight, so we could say that his BMR is abt 3000 calories with minimal exercise, I.e walking from room to room. Burning approx 2950 6 days of the week would allow you to lose 5.05lbs a week. Taking away the weight gained on the single day, we can say that in the course of a week on the Brian Butterfield diet, Brian loses 0.45lbs, 1.8 in a month and just over 23lbs in a year (weeks and calendar months being independent of each other).
Of course, for a normal person, with a BMR of abt 2000 calories, and a TDEE of 2500, you would gain 0.3lb a week.
Bruh
yeah but it would be a binge-restrict eating disorder cycle
calorie counting is pure bs, your body ups your metabolism over time or turns it down based on how much you eat. And he'd never eat 20,000 calories unless he had a disorder. He would lose a ton of weight. But fasting that long you have to be careful what you eat when you do eat or you will drop dead. Basically little or no carbs. So this is pretty much a suicide diet as described since the other 6 days are basically fasting.
Lol I'm amazed at this comment you put the effort into carb counting and calculating how much weight he'd gain and lose lol
you know it's just a fatsuit right, he's not actually overweight
Breakfast
1 cornflake. toasted with low fat spread.
Drink hot water.
Lunch
Small boiled potato. Peeled.
Salad. Mini lettuce leaf
Drink Room temperature water
Dinner
Square of low fat Turkey Breast
Baked Bean in low fat tomato sauce
Brocoli Shavings
Drink chilled water
Pudding
Ice cubes and artificial sweeter
Saturday is treat day
For 24hrs you can literally eat anything
Pizza
Birthday pie
Pints o’ cream
Pork cylinders
Potato grids
Artificial bacon (FaconTM)
Large Macs
You name it!
Sandwich Casserole
Chocolate quail’s eggs
Garlic Pudding
Fluffy ruffs
Hoisin crispy Owl
Pasta pillows
Bonbonbonbons
McFortune cookies
Discount foie gras
Egg ’n’ ham slabs
During-dinner mints
Mystery meat
Quiches lorraine
20 cheese omelette
Does cooking the potato improve the efficacy of the diet? I've not had the same success as others ;(
Galudet university thanks you
I need this on a sticker.
Every time I have anything hoisin, I just think of hoisin crispy owl.
You name it
Me and my husband when out at restaurants or ordering take away would just randomly start quoting dishes from this 😅 so good!
Why is “bonbonbonbons” so funny? Every time
Hoisin crispy owl always gets me 😄🦉
Lamo, after "no I'm here" he says "Increbidle" god tiny things you notice after watching for the 47th time.
"But just look at me now.."
That is such a good line
This is incredible. I can't believe how many times I've watched this and STILL laughed!
i love how he spends 45 seconds explaining junk food
RedLetterMedia asked me to watch this. It's like poetry, it rhymes. Brian Butterfield is the key to all of this.
And it goes even deeper. Brian Buttererfield is played by Peter Serafinowicz, who provided the voice of Darth Maul in Episode I.
I was skeptical until he said "egg and ham slabs". This is for me
I loved the "rest day" lol. There's a serious message here too: avoid super low cal diet approaches, as it may lead to binges/intense re-feeds. Plus super low cal diets lower your BMR (metabolic rate), helping you keep your fat. Regular exercise could have been parodied here too ;)
"The results have been INCREBIDLE"
No I'm here
Why is no one appreciating his face when he says chilled water during weekday lunch?! Absolutely priceless.
Damn this is funny! The timing, the spread, the noises he makes when eating..."Mmh" it's just so suttle...the loose pants remark and his food headache...lol he needs a rest a day...to hilarious...it's giving me a headache from laughing so hard...I am glad I found this
“W, double-W” 😂😂😂
The seven sins of greed and amazing diet plan and crack me up Peter Kay 🤣😂👍
'The results have been increbidle!' Btw is hoisin crispy owl not a thing?
This gets me laughing so hard that it makes my face hurt! That's always the case, but I keep coming back for extra helpings, because it's totally worth a slight amount of physical discomfort!
Increbidle.
Haha the "Translate to English" recommendation by UA-cam is the icing on the cake.
I can never decide my favourite reward.
Today I think it's BonBonBonBons 😂😂
Pork cylinders
Due to the sheer absurdness of all of the food around it, I've only just noticed "Garlic Pudding" crammed in there
The mispronunciation of 'incredible' the second time round is perfection.
"...But just look at me now - I feel like a new man!" *Tacky '80s synth-pop kicks in*
"Order it online at W, Double W..." 😂😂
Starting this diet tomorrow. Ive been vegetarian for last 6yrs so Looking forward to Saturday's mystery meat.
Literally crying of laughter watching this .. brilliant! 🤣
Mystery meat!!!
Artificial bacon (Facon)
"anything goes"
Living in France, sadly none of these treats are available apart from the Bonbonbonbons. I tell you, what I would do for a pork cylinder right now!
This is a really funny comment, but I can’t tell if you think pork cylinders are real or not 😅😂🤣
@@oliverseaman9011 Don't forget Oliver, Saturday is treat day... Don't let me down! 💪🏆🇬🇧
of all the ones that are available: bonbonbonbons
lol
Garlic pudding hahaha oh that tickled me pink
It’s Humus 😆
I've been on this diet most of my life, I owe who I am thanks to the butterfield-diet.
🍕🥐🍪😂🍔🍰🍟
I cannot stop watching this video
Bonbonbonbon always gets me 😂
the progressively cooler water choices are amazing
The results have been... increbidle.
The results have been increbidle.
When the website doesn’t work at the end
BTW: It's on sale now. Seriously.
I mean the original one in video
This is precisely the brand of comedy I enjoy. Brilliant!
BONBONBONBONS LMAO CLASSIC!!!
🍕 1:06 - The way this man pronounced Pizza speaks to me on a deeply profound emotional level.
I started this on Saturday morning, but only managed 2 days before I gave up.
From 12 years ago!! Butterfield was truly ahead of his time!!!
1:23 me when the movie gets really dramatic
BONBONBONBONS Lives in my head rent free
: 'the result had been incredible'
: 'no one here'
: ' oh sorry, the result had been increbidle
is he just saying it into thin air the first time 😂