I would kick these people out and let natural-selection take it's course. Many of our world's problems is because these troglodytes aren't being regulated like they were in the past.
@@johannderjager4146 don't worry. you will never have that much responsability in your life, and you wont ever acheive anything that great or actually helpful, ever. rightfully so
I second that. On a serious note I was not able to pee for 5 hours while my bladder was completely full and still building up. I did when I reached ER and got my vitals restored. That changed my perspective towards excretion. An essential biological process that we take so much for granted everyday at the expense of our internal organs.
@@MrSwapotron I was on a fieldtrip and drank a big mtn dew on the way, We get there but for some reason I just couldn't pee. It was like that beavis and butthead episode where they forgot how to pee. I got myself psyched out and even tried multiple times but got nearly nothing. Once I got home I was able to relax and took such a massive leak that the toilet flushed its self.
Any extra nutrients simply gets thrown away...700% vit c wont last u 7 days....80-100% will be taken, and the other 600% out...there is no storage thing for stuff like this, as u see, we humans obviously overdose on these nutrients..
@@eatan111 Not entirely true. Water soluble vitamins will be excreted out like you say, but the fat soluble vitamin molecules are stored in...well, fat. This means that over time the vitamins will accumulate in the fatty tissues of the body and can lead to serious toxic effects. The fat soluble vitamins can be remembered with the acronym KADE (vitamins K, A, D, and E will accumulate in the fat reserves. )
I once ate four bowls of fiber one cereal back in my early 20s. It tasted great and I was hungry so I didn't think anything about it. That was like 30g of fiber and I had the most insane gas you'd ever imagine for a couple days. Made work really challenging. So that's how I thought this video would go - man was I wrong.
I was given codeine for a fall on the ice right before my trip to vegas. After a few days of vacation eating, I noticed that " something is missing..." and concluded I should get prune juice. The CVS on the strip only had 2l bottles...So I drank half of one. It was an...Experience that day, including the 12 second fart I made in the room while dad sis and I were trying to have a quiet siesta with the lights out. I needed the rest because I had personally visited every washroom from Caesars to the Luxor on a jet powered squitsfest.
My biology teacher once said "Our bodies are actually very smart It knows it needs and functions in order to survive. It's the stupidity of a person that kills the body"
@@meneither3834 wrong. We make the body worst by eating junk foods,, chemicals and what not. Our body can survive only on water and air if we train them it like that.
There's always that one person in the world who goes that extra, EXTRA mile. Thanks to them we get to have our "what if" questions asked. I salute them.
I am one of them. 😂😂😂 Some days ago I got to know that probiotics are good for gut health. So, I took a cup of curd and added 1 cup hot milk to it. It all became curdled milk and added some chocos in it. I took it for my breakfast. After 1/2 an hour I started feeling something weird in my throat. From the evening I had high fever and started coughing. My fever remained for 5 days even I was taking a lot of medicines. Now I am not taking even a spoon of curd for probiotics. 😅😅🤣🤣😅
I’m so appalled that he genuinely thought he had to make up for lost time in terms of fiber. Like imagine trying to sleep for three days straight to make up for the times you didn’t sleep eight hours in the night.
What I learned from this dude: 1) don't drink snowglobes 2) don't eat silica gel 3) too much of anything is bad 4)don't eat too many laxative brownies 5)don't drink rubbing alcohol 6)don't squat 500 times in 20 minutes 7)don't remove your skin cancer with a pocket knife. 8)don't eat old food. 9) don't eat 150 vitamin gummies for breakfast. 10)don't eat laundry pods. 11) don't drink 2 liter of moonshine in two hours 12)don't spill organic mercury on your hand. 13)don't drink 3 liters of rum every day 14)don't play with your cat 15)don't eat forty cookies 16)don't eat a pound of cookie dough 17)don't drink one liter of soy sauce 18)don't chew lead paint off of toys. 19)don't let your dog lick you 20) don't eat leftover potato salad 21)don't mine bitcoin in the summer with no AC 22)don't get high on dark web mushrooms 23)don't eat two pounds of licorice 24)don't be a tiktoker 25)don't drink 1 liter of cough syrup 26)don't drink two bottles of Benedryl 27)don't drink one bottle of nutmeg spice 28)don't drink 50 beers everyday 29)don't eat gas station sushi 30)don't eat gas station nachos 31) The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. 32)emia means presence in blood 33)don't swallow fish bones 34)don't have an accident with a weight loss chemical 35)don't drink a lava lamp 36) don't chug 8 scoops of Preworkout Supplement 37) don't drink 2 bottles of over the counter cough medicine 38)don't eat your roommates leftovers 39)don't set your clock one hour forward I am now too afraid to do anything.
If he was studying nutrition specifically at school, I feel like his teachers dropped the ball by not making sure his first introduction to the idea of colon cleanses was "you don't need them ever, your colon self cleanses" as like three sentences on day one.
That is my reaction as well. I understand someone who doesn't know a thing will do that, but a student studying nutritions? Maybe he should consider changing school...
"He was obsessed with health" Apparently not enough to know that eating enough fruit and veg would have accomplished what he wanted, and would have been more nutritious.
@@dragonbane44 Quickest results would have been to do a fruit and veg fast. Again, this shows how little he actually knew about nutrition and how much be bought the woo of supplement sales companies.
@@Xonarag CJ presents to the emergency room with WileECoyoteemiatoma - presence of Wile E Coyote thinking in the blood of the brain. In this small science experiment, we show how not looking down when walking off a cliff does not exert sufficient upward force on the body to counteract the effects of gravity.
My brother turned into a health nut in high school. He started taking a bunch of supplements, up until he woke up one night hardly being able to breathe and red as tomato. He overdosed on Niacin and had to go the ER. Guys, even water will kill you if you drink too much. Be careful with supplements.
He may have overreacted going to the ER but better safe. Niacin overdose is SUPER uncomfortable but unless the person has underlying serious conditions, not likely to be anything but ultimately a bit embarrassing when you were crying like a scared kid at the reaction (not making fun of it, it's seriously an alarming reaction, it's like being on fire a little bit). It typically passes in a number of uncomfortable minutes.
As a food science and nutrition student it perplexes me how a student can make a mistake this bad. The whole study program is designed to teach specifically against such drastic non-researched measures.
He sounds like he has an attitude more in line with an alternative medicine approach to nutrition than a science-based exploration of food science like you're studying. I went to massage school at a chiropractic college, and I can definitely see students there doing something like this. There was a lot of supplement megadosing going on.
Also, I didn't go to this young man's extreme, but I DID get obsessive once about Metamucil consumption for about a week. It was truly a nightmare and I spent a lot of time in the bathroom. I didn't get blocked, but I took many many many dumps per day. We're talking literally about 5 dumps a day. And this wasn't much more than the recommended 2 to 3 doses per day! It's a fine line between supplementation and aggravation! Psyllium husk ain't no joke, folks....
Just wanna put this out there for those suffering from constipation despite enough water and fiber intake - sunbath for 12-20 minutes everyday close to solar noon timing with minimal clothing. Sunbathing cured my lifelong constipation which did not improve despite consuming lots of fiber and water. Sunlight has red light therapy in it in addition to vitamin D, both of which work wonders for the body when taken in small doses.
Oh no there was one about a man arrested on drug charges, he had swallowed the evidence and to avoid the "evidence" being laken by the police he refrained from having a bowel movement for several months. Boy did this guy have problems after that.
I ate a whole huge ginger root one night. I blended it in a smoothie without cutting it up. The long fibers made my stool impassible. It took 6 hours for me to pass it. I became Christian then atheist that night during the explosion.
Oh thank God you didnt say train i failed this mission so many times and wasnt even my fault, i had to turn the volume off completely in order to complete that mission but it was after like 50 times in row of trying to pass, it wasnt my fault he couldnt shoot straight every time.
This video honestly hits closer to home for me than any other video I have watched from this channel. As someone with occasional digestive issues, i have probably eaten too much fiber several times before, albeit nowhere near this level of insanity. I remember once, i think i ate a ton of fruit, 2 glasses of prune juice, and a bran muffin all in the same day. Needless to say, that was a terrible idea. I remember the next day, i felt no desire to eat at all, and i felt like i was going to vomit at any moment. To make matters worse, i was traveling that day, so it was rather miserable. As for laxatives in general, i feel like caution is essential with them. Whether it is some kind of plant fiber, juice, or stool softener, know this: too much of anything is bad. I myself, was not aware until this video that an overdose of laxatives could actually constipate, but in all honesty, it makes sense, as a insoluble fiber like that is designed to bulk stools up. I appreciate that this video was made, i learned a lot from it.
Makes me think of the news stories where a guy goes to the emergency room with something wedged up his rectum. He then tells the doctors that he fell and the (add the phallus of your imagination) accidentally was pushed up his rear. Right ....
I couldn't believe it either... if I had been living in a deep cave for the last 10 years. They don't make them like they use to; the last two generations seem to be dumber than a stationary rock and twice as slow when trying left alone. The "parents" of people like these are either bottom feeders themselves or absolutely clueless about what their kids are doing/learning.
@@muffinman4544 But stupid things were still being reported previously it's just that you didn't have access to all of them so easily. What I'm saying is that, if you take what was previously reported and conglomerate it similar to how we can access all this information now, it still would be overshadowed by the number of reports we have now, especially when you realize that previous reports would still be spread out more (maybe 5 reports in one place, 6 in another and 2 in another, instead of today where 100s may all come from one area or source alone). Now, you can find a story like this every 4 minutes anywhere. Some of these kids really are THAT dumb and it's seemingly getting worse. I'm not saying it's all their faults, because they've been failed by their parents along with the education system over the last few decades, but it's just unreal how most of these stories aren't like backwaters hillbilly hicks who breed within the family; these are usually above-average "educated" (usually to secondary education like college) adults/young adults who either live on their own or have parents who can afford to provide for them even past being teenagers. I couldn't imagine a person like that decades ago and not immediately assume that they were either homeless or mentally ill with special care, let alone imagine them so vividly that they're a common sight.
@@muffinman4544 Nah, it's that stupid behaviour in the past lead to natural selection. Today we save everyone. Plus, so many people survive birth now so there's even a higher chance of stupidity.
I've used two types of psyllium husk. First time I used the natural tasteless stuff from the health food store. Worked great! Next time I tried the orange flavored stuff from Wal Mart. Clogged me up and I had an allergic reaction to something in it This happens to me with many products. I think I'm gonna go organic.
When did the 1920s ass toxins become a healthnut meme sounds like when kelloggs was supposed to enrich the blood. They always talk about toxins you ask which and they just repeat "toxins lol".
We use psyllium husk in hydroseeding . It works as a lubricant initially and when it dries on the ground it acts as a binder to glue the mulch together and to the soil
Probably the pain these people put themselves through. Misinformation about the human body is so devastating sometimes. There’s people out there burning holes on there body for imaginary cancers.
At least with iron, you'll automatically puke it all out, since iron irritate intestine, thus will make you nauseous enough to puke it out before it took effect.
Just don't eat any magnets with them... or go for an MRI 😬 That's one of the things I'd be most afraid of if I ever had any ferrous metal inside me, that one day I'd be unconscious from an accident or something and the people at the ER would try to give me an MRI without knowing
@@CommanderKappagood luck getting an LDL-lowering quantity of soluble fiber without actually knowing where to find it. "whole plant foods" is not going to cut it for anyone trying to obtain something specific.
there’s this saying in my country “who doesn’t do anything, can’t do anything wrong” (it’s hard to translate it into different language, but I think you get the point)
I love how every video is either "Person does something completely innocuous and almost dies" or "Person does something so unfathomably stupid, you don't know how they thought it would end up, and almost dies" and almost no middle ground.
@@eagletgriff Pretty much. The people who eat 1 silica gel packet and have mild discomfort aren't going to make it on this channel where some dude ate 20 of them in a bowl of milk
"He thought about every single day of his life where he was behind on his fiber intake." At this line I knew exactly what went through his head and I was terrified for him. This is such a simple thing but with your body you can't "make up for" missed dosages of anything.
I can buy this being a simple mistake for a 7-year old, but come on. It's like trying to eat enough calories for a year in one sitting: I find it hard to imagine someone being stupid enough to try it.
@@Dinlek its very stupid but its kind off human type of stupid, the same type that leads to Oven Math and such issues, where it makes theoretical sense if you don't understand the subject well but it doesn't work in reality.
Makes sense. And I think it is sad how much random stuff about "healthy" habits can be found on the internet nowadays, just so someone can make money from some stupid supplements or other "alternative, natural" stuff noone really needs. And it is all because they are abusing the topic of health, which obviously is important to many people, to trick naive, innocent people into wasting money and sometimes even endangering themselves. That doesn't even completely relate to the video, but that he "heard that it takes time" reminded me of it.
@Zim Zam well... inflammation can make things more painful, just Like fever. but it's part of our immune response and helps our wounds to heal. Massaging sore muscles adds heat to the zone, and reduces the inflammation that may be causing most of the pain.
To be fair when I had constipation troubles in the past, nothing that I looked up really said that TOO much fiber can be a problem, just as much as too little, so I can see his logic. However I actually followed the directions on my laxative and then got a professionals opinion.
Good Mixing I've been benefitting from psyllium fiber. I find the best way to avoid jello clumping, is to put the spoonful of fiber into the glass First, then pour the water onto it. The churning and splashing helps to mix up the fiber. if you do the reverse, and spoon fiber into a standing glass of water it tends to float on top in one big clump.
I suspect CJ was just worried he'd turn out constipated like his friend, after his friend ordered two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
This was great to know. I occasionally take MetaMucil to move things along. Especially if I'm on a high protien diet. I try my best to make sure its mixed in to the water as much as possible, but I would eat the little bits at the bottom after. I'll definitely stop doing that from now on!
I like how this series is basically, "These people made the worst possible assumptions about something they could ever make. Here's how it handicapped them or killed them." I guess at least we know a little more about how things work due to their sacrifice.
Same as in car wrecks, plane crashes or industrial accidents, almost every instance of these have contributed to safety research and development in some way. A sad sacrifice that sometimes has to happen.
@@magnum7978 if living beings died or were tortured to discover medical knowledge, as is often the case with a lot that we have, we might as well use it so their unwilling sacrifice doesn't go in vain. Just let's not do it again. Ever.
@@Boofyre I have always assume if the dosage it's written on the package no one's gonna misuse it on purpose but after visiting this channel I'm like 🙂
I’m honestly just happy that he at least told doctors what he did instead of waiting until he was on the verge of death/letting the docs figure it out themselves.
Yeah, it always helps you if you tell the doctors the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. The less they have to guess, the faster they can help you and the higher the chance that they can help you.
This episode is where I get to share a gross poop story of my own. In high school, I didn't drink much water at all. Looking back, it was maybe a glass a month, with coffee being the only thing I really drank. No wonder, then, when I started having stomach cramps. The pain would come in waves, and the only solution was to wait it out. It began to get more frequent, and so we finally went to the ER. When we arrived, I got an X-ray of my abdomen. Those not familiar with the X- ray might not know this, but it is normally only used to view very solid things, like bones and joints. My stool was so compacted/dense that they could see it on the x-ray. 3 doses of miralax later and I was right as rain (sort of). It's happened 2-3 more times since then, but I've learned to deal with it. Moral of the story: drink water.
“He told them about the 2 liters of fiber supplement he drank but actually chewed and peanut butter and physillium husk sandwiches he ate” There are so many things wrong with this sentence
CJ has hyposilicalemia hypo meaning low, sillica meaning silica gel packs, and emia meaning in blood, low silica packs in blood. He is having silica withdrawals.
What he read was mostly correct, it was his interpretation of what he read that was wrong. He tried to drink the entirety of the fiber he missed out on in one sitting. Kind of falls in line with what people can read online. Some of it's true and some of it isn't but people still need to apply proper logic to all of it to really grasp it's intent.
>health nut >didn't poop for 3 weeks, didn't see a doctor for it >believes in cleanses >thinks an entire bottle of fiber is also healthy >ingests something that can kill him to do the pseudoscience bs he saw on the internet >ignores it for several days >is full of shit in several ways
At this point I'm just glad the guy SAID what was goin on. The sheer number of people that die out of shame and pride is ridiculous. Dont choose to get self-conscious with hours left to live.
A blockage in your intestine is absolutely the most painful experience I’ve ever had; I had a baby, numerous broken bones , shingles and kidney stones passing and non compare to a intestinal blockage!
As someone who has IBS (among many other severe chronic health issues, all courtesy of an abusive childhood that still haunts me to this day) that, left to its own devices before being properly diagnosed and managed about twenty years ago, alternated between the two extremes, typically 10-14 days of absolute constipation followed 6-24 hours in which it would momentarily shift towards diarrhea until everything finally passed, I can concur. When that shift would happen I would immediately go into mild shock (cold sweats, pale and clammy skin, tunnel vision, etc. - I really hated when that shock would hit while driving!) and it would typically take 6-12 hours of ungodly awful abdominal cramping, wave after wave of severe cramps, while stuck on, or immediately next to, a toilet before I could finally begin to actually pass anything, though that entire time you know the moment can come suddenly with little warning as each wave of contractions hit so you do not dare leave the bathroom even for a moment…then finally, a few hours after the first stool passes, it would finally be over and the cycle would repeat again 10-14 days later…over and over again for a decade. The entire time between the initial onset of shock and the first waves of abdominal cramping and finally passing that first stool (the beginning of the end) you are literally sitting on the toilet PRAYING to God that He either let this stool pass quickly or PLEASE STRIKE YOU DEAD here and now because you can not bear that pain any longer, and that entire time your body is still in a state of shock so you feel very sickly and beyond awful. I remember times while at university and still stuck in the restroom long after my last evening or night class had ended (not to mention exams that I would have to urgently leave in the middle of, never returning to finish the exam) with the janitor or security guard stopping by the restroom about every 30 minutes to make sure I was still alive and having to assure them that it will be ok in the end, I just didn’t have any control over the timeline and until it ran it’s course I would be in hell, praying to be struck dead, but, sadly, still very much alive! I was always grateful that they seemed to understand and cared enough to make sure I was ok, but it was always very embarrassing for an otherwise shy person who very much disliked being the center of attention, but especially attention over one’s bowel habits! Afterwards, my electrolytes would be so out of whack that I would literally have an intense craving for a little of absolutely EVERYTHING that I had to eat in my apartment…literally a few bites of this, a few more of that, oh, and that, too, and…and…and…! Only after satisfying that craving and restoring my electrolyte balance would I finally start to begin feeling better and fully come out of my state of mild shock. And then the cycle would repeat all over again! These days it is generally managed reasonably well with every other day doses of an over the counter laxative and stool softener (Senakot-S) to help keep things moving along (as well as to offset the less desirable effects of the pain medication I also take now, for severe chronic pain). So, to anyone who has had to endure the same, I have the utmost empathy for all of you as it is not something I would wish even upon my worst of enemies as it is literal torture of the most cruel and unusual sort!
@@ethanpoole3443 Out of curiosity, have you considered a holistic approach? Also ever read Eat Right 4 your Blood Type by D'Adamo? I look forward to your reply Mr. Poole.
> where he did, in fact, have the largest bowel movement he’s ever had in his life I’M SO HAPPY FOR HIM, oh my god could you imagine how relieving it must’ve been?
Eh, it was probably accompanied by a ridiculous amount of intestinal cramping, but I bet he felt better once he crawled back into bed and curled up in the fetal position.
I’ve had something similar happen, and trust me the pain doesn’t stop for a WHILE. Your stomach gets really angry when it hasn’t been functioning properly, even after you begin to get back to semi normal function.
I was beside a patient once who had a blockage and was given laxatives for almost a week with no bathroom visits. The movement detonation generated the equivalent of a biological nerve agent that forced my relocation to another room.
My cousin told about his friend who had a similar experience. His friend held his shit for days playing vidya, until he felt enough pain to get off and shit and would feel the urge to shit, but nothing comes out no matter how hard he tried. After the pain was unbearable that he would cry, he went to his mom and basically told her he fucked up. She took him to the hospital, and the doc got into his colon and saw a massive solidified shit. He broke it and pull it out and the kid immediately let out at least a couple weeks worth of shit that was in his guts, sighing in relief. Don't hold your shit for too long, kids.
Bowel blockages arent a joke. Having to take care of two grandparents who have had issues with it due to their age it is terrifying seeing how much pain they can cause
I had a several of those as a kid. I remember laying on the car screaming in agony as I was driven the ER. By far the most painful experiences in my life. Even decades later I haven't experienced anything worse and I suffer from reoccurring kidney stones, even those are like comparing a candle to a firestorm.
@@Magos_Fritz That's terrifying! I've only had a kidney stone once, and though it wasn't that big, it's still the sharpest, most excruciating abdominal pain I've ever experienced. God, I hope I NEVER get to experience pains like the ones you did. Hope you're doing better now!
@@acgm046 I've had a child (I'm a woman), many kidney stones (worse than giving birth) and I've had a bowel blockage and I can testify that the bowel blockage was the absolute worse, by far!
As someone with chronic constipation since childhood, I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy. Not only the pain during bowel blockages but the discomfort in everyday life can literally be crippling. When people find out they’re always like wow that must be so convenient ! No Sarah i literally want to rip my large intestine out of my body at times
I've made some very bad choices in life, but these Chubbyemu videos make me feel like a genius in command of my life. It's a low bar to clear, but I'll take what I can get.
I feel like high school health classes cause people to think this way. After mine 12 people developed *EDs lmao *lmao I had no idea I’d need to clarify this but I mean Eating Disorders not Erectile Dysfunction
Same. According to my class, I was eating too much and should only have been eating 1500 calories WITH ACTIVITY. Needless to say, I lost a shit ton of weight including my period by following the textbook.
Thank you for the Helpful Tips of Psyllium Husk which is the husk of plants that contain Fiber. It also doesn't break down in the Intestinal Tract of Humans, as it does in animals which is broken down into sugar. 💕💕💕💕
@Green2Lean Because you generalize everything, and your logic is filled with logical fallacies. No liberals own businesses? All liberals become dumber in college, but republicans become smarter? This isn't team sports where you just pick a side, and hate the other side for no reason lol
....1st hand exp.---2 week no BM, when "dam" broke it look like someone was dismembered in the WC, toilet overflowed and there was blood and crap all over the floor, had to use blankets to clean up and I had the biggest smile on when cleaning up..
@@Bellymeatman Holy shit. But honestly, how could you even stay for two WEEKS? What stopped you from doing something earlier? It's even painful to think about, I can't even Imagine experiencing it
I uh- I held in my poop for two months when I was about 9 years old uhh But like legit tho I think I only survived because I drank my brother’s meal drinks that pretty much had everything you needed to survive. I remember that I told my parents that I was constipated and they told me that if I held my poop in for two weeks they would have to bring me to the hospital. I think they were joking at the time but I was freaking out since when I had told them, it had already been three weeks and I didn’t want to say anything. It was like hell on earth and for some reason, even though my parents knew I was constipated, they never gave me any laxatives and just told me to drink more water, which didn’t help. Anyway, I pretty much lost like 20 pounds and now I probably have severe intestinal damage, plus I feel like holding your poop in for two months is gonna guarantee some kind of colon cancer 😓
I’ve had chronic constipation my entire life because of being born premature. At a certain point the doctors just give up and prescribe you several types of laxatives. I’ve had times where I only go once in a month. It’s not fun and it really makes you feel awful. But unless you want surgery literally every month there’s just nothing to do but to keep taking the laxatives. The goal is to prevent a bag for as many years as possible.
Ig guess we should just be glad that CJ didn't decide to take sleeping tablets to make up for all the sleepless nights he'd missed in his life. Please don't anybody do that.
Oh yeah isn't diphenhydramine known to cause really scary hallucinations if you take too much? And I wouldn't be surprised if even melatonin could cause some sort of issue if you take too much even if it's simply messing up your sleeping ability more than it already is.
@@pokabrows I tried a recreational does *once* and it fucked me up. Hallucinations/seeing shadows move out of the corner of your eyes, feeling of spiders all over, nausea like crazy. I now cannot take antihistamines as even
Instead of taking extra fiber, a little detoxifying herb , a "little" aloe or hot pepper to do extra cleanse. This is a great video, i have had trouble in the past and now we know extra fiber is not a standalone solution on its own, i remember times of extreme fatigue its like ur colon wont do anything anyways there must be other solutions.
haha fiber drink go glug glug
yes
glug glug glug
Haha finally a decent drink
Colon go swuuuuuuuuuussssssssshhhhh
NO YOU CAN'T JUST DRINK TEN YEARS OF FIBRE AT ONCE
A student attended college, this is what happened to his liver.
didnt know you watched chubbyemuuu
That was the hardest working liver in the universe!
What are you foing here
@@heyitstiesey what
@@persimpsons who
I could never be a doctor, I'd be too judgemental xD
I would kick these people out and let natural-selection take it's course. Many of our world's problems is because these troglodytes aren't being regulated like they were in the past.
Why you do that you donkey?
Me, a doctor telling dude dying in bed from drinking windex.
@@johannderjager4146 don't worry. you will never have that much responsability in your life, and you wont ever acheive anything that great or actually helpful, ever. rightfully so
Yeah i would be like "your lab results came back, turns out the bacteria culture in your blood have more braincells than you"
@@JustAllanTV Don't be so mean, Edd boy!
This channel helps me realize common sense isn't that common
You couldn't make common sense go viral if you weaponized it and put it in a bomb.
I prefer to call it "uncommon sense"
Uncommon sense, or sense that should be common but sadly isn't, or perhaps sense that is needed commonly.
It took you that long to figure that out? Not poking fun at you, just saying ;)
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CJ was baked AF when he did this. No one makes a PB and metamucil sandwich sober.
@@archie15900 I'm beyond ripped af rn, I think? And jesus that sounds disgusting!
lmao
😂😂 💀
Hahaha I must be permanently baked when I saw him making a peanut butter sandwich I was going to try it I'm sure glad I watch the whole video🤪
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lesson learned. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
You again
And too much of a bad thing is a.... bad thing?
Your late
Too much fiber is worse than too little fiber.
That's the whole meaning of "too much"
man that shit he took at the hospital must've been a borderline spiritual experience
OMG! Too funny!!!
3 weeks no poop what the fudge
If he needed the nurses to "Assist him" Then its a painful, smelly and incredibly embarrassing experience.
I second that. On a serious note I was not able to pee for 5 hours while my bladder was completely full and still building up. I did when I reached ER and got my vitals restored. That changed my perspective towards excretion. An essential biological process that we take so much for granted everyday at the expense of our internal organs.
@@MrSwapotron I was on a fieldtrip and drank a big mtn dew on the way, We get there but for some reason I just couldn't pee. It was like that beavis and butthead episode where they forgot how to pee. I got myself psyched out and even tried multiple times but got nearly nothing. Once I got home I was able to relax and took such a massive leak that the toilet flushed its self.
He was studying nutrition but also thought he should “catch up “ on all his missing fiber throughout the years in one day
He wasn't very good at studying, lol.
@@rickc2102 could alsoi be how he studied, just hadn't done that day to catch up on all his missed days of studying yet lol
Any extra nutrients simply gets thrown away...700% vit c wont last u 7 days....80-100% will be taken, and the other 600% out...there is no storage thing for stuff like this, as u see, we humans obviously overdose on these nutrients..
@@eatan111 this depends on the nutrient in question. Fat soluble ones can be stored decently
@@eatan111 Not entirely true. Water soluble vitamins will be excreted out like you say, but the fat soluble vitamin molecules are stored in...well, fat. This means that over time the vitamins will accumulate in the fatty tissues of the body and can lead to serious toxic effects. The fat soluble vitamins can be remembered with the acronym KADE (vitamins K, A, D, and E will accumulate in the fat reserves. )
I once ate four bowls of fiber one cereal back in my early 20s. It tasted great and I was hungry so I didn't think anything about it. That was like 30g of fiber and I had the most insane gas you'd ever imagine for a couple days. Made work really challenging.
So that's how I thought this video would go - man was I wrong.
i dare you fart in a swimming pool 😂😂😂
I was given codeine for a fall on the ice right before my trip to vegas. After a few days of vacation eating, I noticed that " something is missing..." and concluded I should get prune juice. The CVS on the strip only had 2l bottles...So I drank half of one.
It was an...Experience that day, including the 12 second fart I made in the room while dad sis and I were trying to have a quiet siesta with the lights out. I needed the rest because I had personally visited every washroom from Caesars to the Luxor on a jet powered squitsfest.
add 6 hard boiled eggs and a road trip, and you're going to lose friendships.
It’s honestly shocking that they recommend everyone eats so much every day.
My biology teacher once said
"Our bodies are actually very smart It knows it needs and functions in order to survive. It's the stupidity of a person that kills the body"
Very wise teacher
Yes, a VERY WISE teacher!!
Yeah except it's wrong. The body is actually pretty bad at keeping us alive. The whole field of medicine is there for a reason
@@meneither3834 wrong. We make the body worst by eating junk foods,, chemicals and what not. Our body can survive only on water and air if we train them it like that.
@@tweentycenturyrock I hope you are just missing food.
There's always that one person in the world who goes that extra, EXTRA mile. Thanks to them we get to have our "what if" questions asked. I salute them.
That's why we should never judge those who do stupid things because they save us from doing the same stupid things. LOL
For real! I know better than to eat a bunch of fiber supplements at once but now we know why
🤣🤣🤣
And also that's where all those seemingly ridiculous warning labels come from. Lol
I am one of them. 😂😂😂
Some days ago I got to know that probiotics are good for gut health. So, I took a cup of curd and added 1 cup hot milk to it. It all became curdled milk and added some chocos in it. I took it for my breakfast.
After 1/2 an hour I started feeling something weird in my throat.
From the evening I had high fever and started coughing.
My fever remained for 5 days even I was taking a lot of medicines.
Now I am not taking even a spoon of curd for probiotics. 😅😅🤣🤣😅
I’m so appalled that he genuinely thought he had to make up for lost time in terms of fiber. Like imagine trying to sleep for three days straight to make up for the times you didn’t sleep eight hours in the night.
Exactly what I thought 🤣
just an fyi, sleeping long periods of time can actually make your body catch up
I said thissss😭😭🤣🤣🤣
My auto shop teacher said that's how it worked, albiet he said a lot of stupid shit to the point if he told you the sky was blue you'd go check.
Ideas like this come about with a glut of information being offered without the context needed to draw proper conclusions. Also known as the internet.
Haha, “he looked up information on the internet and was convinced of…” We’ve all been there. Very relatable. Thank you.
Perfectly sums up Google's current AI efforts.
@@whohan779 you mean to say the AI is convinced of everything it searches up for me? Lol I feel that
What I learned from this dude:
1) don't drink snowglobes
2) don't eat silica gel
3) too much of anything is bad
4)don't eat too many laxative brownies
5)don't drink rubbing alcohol
6)don't squat 500 times in 20 minutes
7)don't remove your skin cancer with a pocket knife.
8)don't eat old food.
9) don't eat 150 vitamin gummies for breakfast.
10)don't eat laundry pods.
11) don't drink 2 liter of moonshine in two hours
12)don't spill organic mercury on your hand.
13)don't drink 3 liters of rum every day
14)don't play with your cat
15)don't eat forty cookies
16)don't eat a pound of cookie dough
17)don't drink one liter of soy sauce
18)don't chew lead paint off of toys.
19)don't let your dog lick you
20) don't eat leftover potato salad
21)don't mine bitcoin in the summer with no AC
22)don't get high on dark web mushrooms
23)don't eat two pounds of licorice
24)don't be a tiktoker
25)don't drink 1 liter of cough syrup
26)don't drink two bottles of Benedryl
27)don't drink one bottle of nutmeg spice
28)don't drink 50 beers everyday
29)don't eat gas station sushi
30)don't eat gas station nachos
31) The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
32)emia means presence in blood
33)don't swallow fish bones
34)don't have an accident with a weight loss chemical
35)don't drink a lava lamp
36) don't chug 8 scoops of Preworkout Supplement
37) don't drink 2 bottles of over the counter cough medicine
38)don't eat your roommates leftovers
39)don't set your clock one hour forward
I am now too afraid to do anything.
Dont eat gas station sushi
@@KizilXD yes and nachos
Gas station food is hell
150 vitamin gummies
Silica gel is fine to eat if you wanna show those silica gel big shots
If he was studying nutrition specifically at school, I feel like his teachers dropped the ball by not making sure his first introduction to the idea of colon cleanses was "you don't need them ever, your colon self cleanses" as like three sentences on day one.
What if you're getting a colonoscopy?
@@IoEstasCedonta self-cleaning≠purging every fecal particle from your intestines
As we all see, he wasn't studying after all... Attending a class and learning how things work are not the same thing.
They probably felt like they didn't need to. Even someone with half a brain should know this sorta thing.
That is my reaction as well. I understand someone who doesn't know a thing will do that, but a student studying nutritions? Maybe he should consider changing school...
Cj is the type who reads the 1st line of an instruction manual and thinks he knows what to do about everything else.
I just look at the drawings lol
@ Ride Agreed! Some people don't read instructions or look at the drawings--they think they know better...Lol 😆
yes it's called dunning Kruger effect 🤔😁
WOW! RUDE!
sound like those Karen who think they're known everything about COVID!
一度固まると水に溶けないってのが落とし穴だね。2Lの粘土食ってるようなもの。
日本人おった
@@domrl4275日本語探して見つけたときこれ思ったわ
"He was obsessed with health"
Apparently not enough to know that eating enough fruit and veg would have accomplished what he wanted, and would have been more nutritious.
I love the idea of not getting enough fiber in the past and making up for it by just overdosing on fiber. That's cartoon level logic.
@Echo Foxtrot
How the hell did he get to 'major'? 😆😆
He just became impatient. Wanted results fast.
@@dragonbane44 Quickest results would have been to do a fruit and veg fast. Again, this shows how little he actually knew about nutrition and how much be bought the woo of supplement sales companies.
@@Xonarag CJ presents to the emergency room with WileECoyoteemiatoma - presence of Wile E Coyote thinking in the blood of the brain. In this small science experiment, we show how not looking down when walking off a cliff does not exert sufficient upward force on the body to counteract the effects of gravity.
"CJ was studying nutrition"
😎
CJ wants a refund from college
He wasn't a valedictorian...
he didn't follow the train
CJ is an idiot!!
When cj got his refund from college he returned to grove street, officer tempany get his money then, Ah shit here we go again
@@theunknownguy1527 😂😂
"He made peanut butter and orange fiber jelly sandwiches"
Gordon Ramsey step aside we have a new contender
Pretty sure this is how you would get assassinated by Gordon if anything.
Hahahahaha good one
LMAOOO
Finally, some good ******* food.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
沢山摂取したらどうなるか想像したら分かりそうなものだけど、そういうことも考えられなくなるくらい適量を摂取した日が快適に気持ちよく過ごせたんだろうな…それにしても本当に助かって良かった
海外でのエクストリーム・スポーツが流行る理由がわかります。
そもそも脂質と糖質をガンガン摂取して食物繊維でリセットとか力技すぎるんよな
その極端例だわね、これ
そもそもゼリー状まで濃度を増した消化困難レベルの食物繊維の塊を食べて
水分を大腸が吸収したらどうなるか
作用機序とかいうレベル以前の問題だよなあ
過ぎたるは及ばざるがーー
って日本以外の国には似た概念の言葉ないのかな
そもそも大腸はずっと動いてるから汚れないんだけどね
そもそも食物繊維を多量に摂取することがだめだよな
My brother turned into a health nut in high school. He started taking a bunch of supplements, up until he woke up one night hardly being able to breathe and red as tomato. He overdosed on Niacin and had to go the ER. Guys, even water will kill you if you drink too much. Be careful with supplements.
Water did kill someone in another Chubbyemu video... RIP 💦
@Oskar winters Citation please. I can't find anything about your claims. Are you actually thinking of iron supplements?
@Oskar winters "The DRI for vitamin C is 75 mg/day for women and 90 mg/day for men." Men actually need more. Stop spreading lies.
He may have overreacted going to the ER but better safe. Niacin overdose is SUPER uncomfortable but unless the person has underlying serious conditions, not likely to be anything but ultimately a bit embarrassing when you were crying like a scared kid at the reaction (not making fun of it, it's seriously an alarming reaction, it's like being on fire a little bit). It typically passes in a number of uncomfortable minutes.
@Oskar winters that sounds 100% made up.
When you said “peanut butter and fiber supplement jelly sandwiches” I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t posted on the 1st.
I was trying so hard not to gag at the descriptions of the fiber 🤢
@@paulineferrill4348 Yah, just the aspartame amount ALONE would kill me; I'm allergic. But the descriptions....eugh!
Peanut butter and jam ok. Peanut butter and metamucil no way!
That sounds sooooo nasty.
As a food science and nutrition student it perplexes me how a student can make a mistake this bad. The whole study program is designed to teach specifically against such drastic non-researched measures.
He sounds like he has an attitude more in line with an alternative medicine approach to nutrition than a science-based exploration of food science like you're studying. I went to massage school at a chiropractic college, and I can definitely see students there doing something like this. There was a lot of supplement megadosing going on.
@@ingridhaugen1177 Some people should really just skip college and take up a career with lower responsibilities that matches their competence...
cleansing your intestines is dumb anyway, its almost like they do it themselves... funny how that works
@@why_though People like that should be made to redo primary school before taking any kind of job
He could have orthorexia since they mentioned his obsession with health...
Also, I didn't go to this young man's extreme, but I DID get obsessive once about Metamucil consumption for about a week. It was truly a nightmare and I spent a lot of time in the bathroom. I didn't get blocked, but I took many many many dumps per day. We're talking literally about 5 dumps a day. And this wasn't much more than the recommended 2 to 3 doses per day! It's a fine line between supplementation and aggravation! Psyllium husk ain't no joke, folks....
did it give you diarrhea or just larger quantity of "normal" poops?
You may actually have been doing the cleanse properly 😄
I remember the old saying "three times in one day to once in three days" Just variation from lifestyle and diet, but somewhat regularly.
Talk about a crappy situation!
Yooo!
Please never again
I hate you
No
Uhhhhh roanooooke gaming ilysmmmmm
Plot Twist:
It's just Chubbyemu speaking from experience on all these accidents
Plot Twist:
All of these experiences are Chubbyemu's and he knows what he does of medicine and biology from his many E.R. visits.
It can't be ALL of them. There are a few who didn't make it. Oh, and a few who aren't the right gender unless he ha a REALLY bad accident.
@Grandfather_Din_Racket he just gender fluid
@@ddppbbqq I didn't know gender was a fluid! Is that this cool-aid I've been hearing about? ,)
that's why he's the best doctor, he's learned from mistakes
A student drank 2 liters fiber supplement for dinner, this is how the hospital janitor quit his job.
Angelos P. I think i just found the love of my life
I am actually laughing. Congratulations.
My husband wants to know why I’m laughing so loud.
@@Lazcomeforth Happy to hear that Lazarus:)
@@Lazcomeforth recently married or for a while now? Btw im happy you got married!
I need this guy around whenever I want to take in anything unusual.
Just wanna put this out there for those suffering from constipation despite enough water and fiber intake - sunbath for 12-20 minutes everyday close to solar noon timing with minimal clothing. Sunbathing cured my lifelong constipation which did not improve despite consuming lots of fiber and water. Sunlight has red light therapy in it in addition to vitamin D, both of which work wonders for the body when taken in small doses.
*everybody gangsta until they're brought to the emergency room where we are now*
xD This is a golden comment. You deserve a prize.
Hahaha amazing
Haha
*Bruhh*
I was reading this as he said it :^)))
This is the most dramatic constipation story I've ever heard lol
Oh no there was one about a man arrested on drug charges, he had swallowed the evidence and to avoid the "evidence" being laken by the police he refrained from having a bowel movement for several months. Boy did this guy have problems after that.
@@williamwalker1264 Is this the same guy that has the record for the longest time in police custody without taking a dump?
Made me go drink a cup of coffee just to ensure that I 💩😬😬😬😬😬
🤣
And now CJ have that bowel “cleanse”.
CE: regular upload schedule
CJ: irregular download schedule
Edit: just dropping in "I may have blocked my own colon" causally at the end there 🧐
Rohin!!!
Seeing your comment made me hope you were the actor this time... maybe one day
@@ballboys607 the emu and I may or may not be planning something
Lol
@@MedlifeCrisis NICE
This channel shows us how important mental health is.
"A number of years after this experience, CJ started a youtube channel where he eventually surreptitiously told this story in the third person"
Nothing special here
For real its authobiographical
YES MY NIGGA
Never take psyllium hulls without lofs of water ...one litre every spoonful
Plot twist: Chubbyemu is CJ
I ate a whole huge ginger root one night. I blended it in a smoothie without cutting it up. The long fibers made my stool impassible. It took 6 hours for me to pass it. I became Christian then atheist that night during the explosion.
I'm so sorry hope you're okay down there
LMAOOO this is me daily
@@Imtoobusyslayingrn111 press x to doubt
Fuck i can see this hernia form
But why?
"All you had to do was follow the damn label CJ!"
Oh thank God you didnt say train i failed this mission so many times and wasnt even my fault, i had to turn the volume off completely in order to complete that mission but it was after like 50 times in row of trying to pass, it wasnt my fault he couldnt shoot straight every time.
Hahahahaha 😂
Same Old CJ still a buster.
CJ had ONE JOB!! 🤦🏾
You picked the wrong colon, fool!
"Once a busta, always a busta".
This video honestly hits closer to home for me than any other video I have watched from this channel. As someone with occasional digestive issues, i have probably eaten too much fiber several times before, albeit nowhere near this level of insanity. I remember once, i think i ate a ton of fruit, 2 glasses of prune juice, and a bran muffin all in the same day. Needless to say, that was a terrible idea. I remember the next day, i felt no desire to eat at all, and i felt like i was going to vomit at any moment. To make matters worse, i was traveling that day, so it was rather miserable.
As for laxatives in general, i feel like caution is essential with them. Whether it is some kind of plant fiber, juice, or stool softener, know this: too much of anything is bad. I myself, was not aware until this video that an overdose of laxatives could actually constipate, but in all honesty, it makes sense, as a insoluble fiber like that is designed to bulk stools up. I appreciate that this video was made, i learned a lot from it.
As crazy as this is, at least he was honest with the doctors and told them what he had!
Well duh who wouldn’t tell the doctors if you’re in excruciating pain he would be an even more idiot to not tell them
@@missld6856 lol in most of his videos, the people are afraid to tell the doctors what exactly they did in fear of getting in trouble
@@missld6856 some people actually be afraid of telling out what stupid thing they do that possible will cause not cover by the insurance .
Makes me think of the news stories where a guy goes to the emergency room with something wedged up his rectum. He then tells the doctors that he fell and the (add the phallus of your imagination) accidentally was pushed up his rear. Right ....
@@williampotter2098 As a nurse, this is not uncommon. I've had patients who "accidentally fell" on a barbie
Me in my head anytime i eat leftovers:
A 19 year old ate day old leftovers, this is how her body shut down
Same ! 🤣👍
“But, nothing will happen to me”. He thought.
Mom explaining mc donalds fries only a day old on fridge
Username checks out..
OMG SAME
That fiber jello looks like Play-Doh and Slime had a monstrous child. I can't believe someone ate that.
I couldn't believe it either... if I had been living in a deep cave for the last 10 years. They don't make them like they use to; the last two generations seem to be dumber than a stationary rock and twice as slow when trying left alone. The "parents" of people like these are either bottom feeders themselves or absolutely clueless about what their kids are doing/learning.
Thaddeus Cheeley Jr. I don’t think they’re getting dumber, stupid things are just being reported more giving that illusion.
@@muffinman4544 But stupid things were still being reported previously it's just that you didn't have access to all of them so easily. What I'm saying is that, if you take what was previously reported and conglomerate it similar to how we can access all this information now, it still would be overshadowed by the number of reports we have now, especially when you realize that previous reports would still be spread out more (maybe 5 reports in one place, 6 in another and 2 in another, instead of today where 100s may all come from one area or source alone). Now, you can find a story like this every 4 minutes anywhere. Some of these kids really are THAT dumb and it's seemingly getting worse.
I'm not saying it's all their faults, because they've been failed by their parents along with the education system over the last few decades, but it's just unreal how most of these stories aren't like backwaters hillbilly hicks who breed within the family; these are usually above-average "educated" (usually to secondary education like college) adults/young adults who either live on their own or have parents who can afford to provide for them even past being teenagers.
I couldn't imagine a person like that decades ago and not immediately assume that they were either homeless or mentally ill with special care, let alone imagine them so vividly that they're a common sight.
@@muffinman4544 Nah, it's that stupid behaviour in the past lead to natural selection.
Today we save everyone. Plus, so many people survive birth now so there's even a higher chance of stupidity.
It’s like gut glue
I've used two types of psyllium husk.
First time I used the natural tasteless stuff from the health food store. Worked great!
Next time I tried the orange flavored stuff from Wal Mart. Clogged me up and I had an allergic reaction to something in it
This happens to me with many products. I think I'm gonna go organic.
All of his videos are the biggest reminder of the phrase "too much of a good thing can be bad"
Adhikamaayaal amrithum visham.
_Translation: If taken too much, even elixir can be poison._
too much anything and it’s poison
I agree. Too much oxygen is bad
@@hampter460 in a way yes because breathing is the main cause of aging so it just takes a very very long time to kill you
@@Lilflo9012 Yes, every person who has ever breathed oxygen dies.
This was more dreadfully suspenseful than any horror movie I've watched in years.
tbh his narration makes me cringe ._.
@@helohalohelo9634 As in you don't like it? Or do you mean you think it's creepy in a good way?
Yes! Cant stop listening even i dont want it🤣
Welcome to the Chubbyemu fandom!
Yes!!! I was stressed.
I love how he realised weeks later after he drank liters of fibre supplements that something MIGHT be wrong.
Not very high IQ.
Full recovery is always good to hear at the end.
Student: "I need to detox!"
Liver and Kidneys: "are we a joke to you?!"
more like
*screams are echoing from your liver and kidneys*
Oh look it's this unfunny copy pasted joke for the 402,937,509,726th time
@@Abysia and it's still funny
@@ssneakyandfriends1626 is that terraria reference?
When did the 1920s ass toxins become a healthnut meme sounds like when kelloggs was supposed to enrich the blood. They always talk about toxins you ask which and they just repeat "toxins lol".
Bro anyone else notice the headache labeled when its breakfast and there are no more silica packs left?? You are a goddamn meme legend my guy
yeah he changed it
and when he zoomed in on "silica" in the ingredient list on the bottle of fiber at the end lol
I noticed that!! 🤣
You should not take the Lords name in vain
@@blitzwolf17 Oh my God! Goddamit you're right!!!
something deep inside of me says that this is just chubbyemu talking about all the times he’s been presented to the emergency room, _unconscious_
o:
*music starts*
☝️
"the emergency room, where we are now" takes on a whole new meaning
I am once again *at the emergency room where we are now*
We use psyllium husk in hydroseeding . It works as a lubricant initially and when it dries on the ground it acts as a binder to glue the mulch together and to the soil
It is BEYOND ME how doctors don’t break down laughing when they hear stuff like this
Probably the pain these people put themselves through. Misinformation about the human body is so devastating sometimes. There’s people out there burning holes on there body for imaginary cancers.
"I shit you not; we had to dig it out with a Play-Doh knife!"
honestly from what I've heard from friends. its the sadness from misinformation, and the sense of urgency that keeps them from laughing
Its initial concern and trying to help them first, and then laugh later over drinks
You think they dont laugh!
“Oh my goodness, I need to make up for the lack of iron in my diet.”
*Proceeds to eat iron balls*
At least with iron, you'll automatically puke it all out, since iron irritate intestine, thus will make you nauseous enough to puke it out before it took effect.
@@fionnaclarissamuharlie168 and even if you didnt, unless its a cannonball you can shit it out.
@@Apokalypse456 true. Pretty sure they can pass through just fine.
Just don't eat any magnets with them... or go for an MRI 😬
That's one of the things I'd be most afraid of if I ever had any ferrous metal inside me, that one day I'd be unconscious from an accident or something and the people at the ER would try to give me an MRI without knowing
Make sure to chew it well, may cause indigestion.
“Oatmeal, prunes, bran muffins and shredded wheat were not enough. So, he ate an entire set of wicker lawn furniture.”
And then, 3 weeks later, he produced a small wicker hut.
@@ladybaabaa which he then sold on eBay for $1,200
@@ThisisFizban 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Then he ate the paper money in the quest for more roughage.
Lmao this is so funny
I am dying 😂
I recently had to start taking fibre supplements, and every time I do, I think of this video. Thanks, Dr. Bernard!
Just eat more whole plant foods. Its easy as that.
@@CommanderKappagood luck getting an LDL-lowering quantity of soluble fiber without actually knowing where to find it. "whole plant foods" is not going to cut it for anyone trying to obtain something specific.
CJ: Drinks 2 liter of fiber supplement
Chubbyemu: Ah, shit. Here we go again!
Also, why people who are obsessed with health, end up killing themselves?
there’s this saying in my country “who doesn’t do anything, can’t do anything wrong” (it’s hard to translate it into different language, but I think you get the point)
@@manofgod7622 I got the point. Thanks
@@manofgod7622 What's the original?
It should be "Ah, here we go again" because there was literally no shit
I love how every video is either "Person does something completely innocuous and almost dies" or "Person does something so unfathomably stupid, you don't know how they thought it would end up, and almost dies" and almost no middle ground.
The middle ground are the cases that dont end up on this channel
@@eagletgriff Pretty much. The people who eat 1 silica gel packet and have mild discomfort aren't going to make it on this channel where some dude ate 20 of them in a bowl of milk
@@brendankendall41 😂 I've never heard more truth in my life
No i call it stupidity. The supplement has direct instructions to mix how much.
@@tule8669 I think that OP meant that this was stupid tho. There wasn't even any clarification which one of those categories this video fits into.
"He thought about every single day of his life where he was behind on his fiber intake."
At this line I knew exactly what went through his head and I was terrified for him. This is such a simple thing but with your body you can't "make up for" missed dosages of anything.
Thats like sleeping for days straight to make up for all the sleep you ever missed.
@@noonehere4332 yeah exactly, or downing a whole jar of one a day multivitamins for all the days you forgot to take them.
I can buy this being a simple mistake for a 7-year old, but come on.
It's like trying to eat enough calories for a year in one sitting: I find it hard to imagine someone being stupid enough to try it.
@@Dinlek its very stupid but its kind off human type of stupid, the same type that leads to Oven Math and such issues, where it makes theoretical sense if you don't understand the subject well but it doesn't work in reality.
Makes sense. And I think it is sad how much random stuff about "healthy" habits can be found on the internet nowadays, just so someone can make money from some stupid supplements or other "alternative, natural" stuff noone really needs.
And it is all because they are abusing the topic of health, which obviously is important to many people, to trick naive, innocent people into wasting money and sometimes even endangering themselves.
That doesn't even completely relate to the video, but that he "heard that it takes time" reminded me of it.
Idk what’s best: the video or the comments section… you guys made my day 😂
Apparently every medical patient ever:
*The pain must mean it’s working!*
Slight discomfort, sure. Pain? Hell no
@Jane The Creator I know what you've been up to Jane ; )
@Jane The Creator Havent had it expand but I HAVE had my fair share of very painful GI issues, Crohn's Disease is a bitch/
I mean that's what I've been told about exercise and menustration
@Zim Zam well... inflammation can make things more painful, just Like fever. but it's part of our immune response and helps our wounds to heal. Massaging sore muscles adds heat to the zone, and reduces the inflammation that may be causing most of the pain.
“he was obsessed with health” hope he’s not planning on making this a career because he’s not very smart
Sounds like he has a bright future ahead in the field of "alternative medicine".
This obsession is a form of orthorexia.
To be fair when I had constipation troubles in the past, nothing that I looked up really said that TOO much fiber can be a problem, just as much as too little, so I can see his logic. However I actually followed the directions on my laxative and then got a professionals opinion.
I feel like he was hinting that he was the student in the story. lol
@@doubtful_seer wrong initials.
"He did, in fact, have the biggest bowel movement of his life."
Don't you just hate when you're right, but for all the wrong reasons?
Today, it is known as Stone Mountain Georgia.
I bet the nurses had to hold his hand while he cried thru that😥
I’d hate to have been the plumber who has to service that toilet.
My wrong reason for being right is personal experience.
@Kelvin james Yes I'm a living testimony of Mr James trading services , he has really changed my financial status for the best
Good Mixing
I've been benefitting from psyllium fiber.
I find the best way to avoid jello clumping, is to put the spoonful of fiber into the glass First, then pour the water onto it.
The churning and splashing helps to mix up the fiber.
if you do the reverse, and spoon fiber into a standing glass of water it tends to float on top in one big clump.
I suspect CJ was just worried he'd turn out constipated like his friend, after his friend ordered two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
yea
...he should have ordered a Large number 2!
I was looking for this comment
Finally someone said the line
He shouldn't be worried about anything if he'd just FOLLOW THE GODDAMN TRAIN!
“Nothing quite like a peanut butter and fiber supplement sandwich”
-No one, ever.
Correction: one guy ever lol
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Maybe a binch of silica gel can make it more edible 😶
Brand new sentence.
Thank God there is nothing like it
"He told them that he had been cleansing his colon"
Doctors were like: oh no, not this shit again!
That joke was crap
@@TheDramacist Your full of it, buddy! :D
@@seancutler6712 in his colon I bet
Scrolled comments. Not disappointed. :)
Literally hahahaa
Thanks, Chubbyemu! Your videos are always fascinating. ❤
This guy really took a safe amount of fiber and felt great but decided he doesn’t want peace he wants problems always
He thought he could take it to the next level and become a god of bowels
@@Joseph-rh7yu he was trying to transcend
I read it in the accent😭
😭😭😭😭 funniest comment
He doesn't exist!
"Yo bro I havent dumped in three weeks, Im gonna have the biggest dump ever."
What is colon obstruction for $500
I'll take digestive tract impaction for $200 please.
I'll take "what is my blocking my ass" for $ 400
Nah, I'll take 'What is obstipation' for $1000
Swords and sabers for 1,000. Where's the shit machete when you need it
If he's american, that's not going to cover the bill
This was great to know. I occasionally take MetaMucil to move things along. Especially if I'm on a high protien diet. I try my best to make sure its mixed in to the water as much as possible, but I would eat the little bits at the bottom after. I'll definitely stop doing that from now on!
I like how this series is basically, "These people made the worst possible assumptions about something they could ever make. Here's how it handicapped them or killed them." I guess at least we know a little more about how things work due to their sacrifice.
Same as in car wrecks, plane crashes or industrial accidents, almost every instance of these have contributed to safety research and development in some way. A sad sacrifice that sometimes has to happen.
@@magnum7978 if living beings died or were tortured to discover medical knowledge, as is often the case with a lot that we have, we might as well use it so their unwilling sacrifice doesn't go in vain. Just let's not do it again. Ever.
These people are why there are warning labels on everything.
@@Boofyre I have always assume if the dosage it's written on the package no one's gonna misuse it on purpose but after visiting this channel I'm like 🙂
"Stupidity Martyrs"
"When it's breakfast time and there's no more silica gel to eat" You cheeky little sod, I nearly missed that!
I’m honestly just happy that he at least told doctors what he did instead of waiting until he was on the verge of death/letting the docs figure it out themselves.
Yeah, it always helps you if you tell the doctors the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. The less they have to guess, the faster they can help you and the higher the chance that they can help you.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja yeah a bit more time he would be out then doctors would had to find it out themselves .
His intestines were about to explode.
He WAS literally on the verge of death when he told them what was wrong.
I'm trying to imagine a psyllium sandwich.
This episode is where I get to share a gross poop story of my own. In high school, I didn't drink much water at all. Looking back, it was maybe a glass a month, with coffee being the only thing I really drank. No wonder, then, when I started having stomach cramps. The pain would come in waves, and the only solution was to wait it out. It began to get more frequent, and so we finally went to the ER. When we arrived, I got an X-ray of my abdomen. Those not familiar with the X- ray might not know this, but it is normally only used to view very solid things, like bones and joints. My stool was so compacted/dense that they could see it on the x-ray. 3 doses of miralax later and I was right as rain (sort of). It's happened 2-3 more times since then, but I've learned to deal with it. Moral of the story: drink water.
“He told them about the 2 liters of fiber supplement he drank but actually chewed and peanut butter and physillium husk sandwiches he ate”
There are so many things wrong with this sentence
"Well I chewed 2 liters of fiber and had a peanut butter and fiber jelly sandwich"
"I'm sorry sir could you repeat that?"
Yeah 4:23. That sentence structure/construction made no sense. I understand what he meant from context, but the structure made no sense. Lol
Me seizure had reading while this
He told them about the 2 liters of fiber supplement he drank- but actually *chewed*, AND peanut butter and physillium husk sandwiches he ate.
I wanna know what the staff said about this in private
“So when I was 22- I mean, CJ is a 22 year old man presenting to the emergency room...”
😂
Wait a minute, is this why the CJ actor is Emu himself ? Woah
ChubbyJemu
@@YounesLayachi probably. at the end he said "...may be speaking of my own experience"
@@izzatihassan1475 I didn't notice that either, mind blown
0:40 😔 CJ skipped his silica gel daily intake, this is how he turned into a tomato
CJ has hyposilicalemia hypo meaning low, sillica meaning silica gel packs, and emia meaning in blood, low silica packs in blood. He is having silica withdrawals.
@@Goldaxy silica gel
9:36 but yet he did
@@Goldaxy UT has Hyperusagitsukinemia. Hyper meaning high, Usagitsukin meaning Usagi Tsukino, Emia means presence in blood
Chubby Emu, why do people do these crazy things? Your channel teaches me all the things I never knew I wanted to know.
- Nutrition student
- Obsesses with health
- Believed what is said on the Internet
Nice, CJ
I would have told him to eat cow pies as a probiotic. Fresh ones, greener the better.
he read 30g of fibre per day but drank 2 litres of fibre supplement.
Classic CJ
What he read was mostly correct, it was his interpretation of what he read that was wrong. He tried to drink the entirety of the fiber he missed out on in one sitting.
Kind of falls in line with what people can read online. Some of it's true and some of it isn't but people still need to apply proper logic to all of it to really grasp it's intent.
>health nut
>didn't poop for 3 weeks, didn't see a doctor for it
>believes in cleanses
>thinks an entire bottle of fiber is also healthy
>ingests something that can kill him to do the pseudoscience bs he saw on the internet
>ignores it for several days
>is full of shit in several ways
I like how people think the organs don't self clean themselves. Like that one article has more credibility than millions of years of evolution.
Yes but what about Emia-meaning presence in blood
exactly
@@humanbeing384 are you a doctor?
@@humanbeing384 💀
And they go all through those numerous "cleansing" diets.
This "CJ" guy ain't the brightest lamp in the street
Sharpest tool in the shed, one taco short of a combo plate, isn't the brightest bulb in the pack, isn't the brightest bulb in the street light
😂😂😂
@@alisonb9963 🤣
At least he called 911.
Thank god I live in germany and he wont be my nutritionist O_O
At this point I'm just glad the guy SAID what was goin on. The sheer number of people that die out of shame and pride is ridiculous. Dont choose to get self-conscious with hours left to live.
Me at friends house: Uh that food looks like it has gone bad don't you think?
friend: eh it should be fine
*chubbyemu music starts playing*
@@CoryPchajek lol
Ah yes, old sushi!!
😂😂
Lol this made me laugh more than it should have hahaha
"eh it should be fine" he said...
A blockage in your intestine is absolutely the most painful experience I’ve ever had; I had a baby, numerous broken bones , shingles and kidney stones passing and non compare to a intestinal blockage!
How do you even treat a blockage? 🤔
@@freezedriedzombi8242 Same way as a plumber approaches his job.
@@otundetchagala9560 O: oh god
As someone who has IBS (among many other severe chronic health issues, all courtesy of an abusive childhood that still haunts me to this day) that, left to its own devices before being properly diagnosed and managed about twenty years ago, alternated between the two extremes, typically 10-14 days of absolute constipation followed 6-24 hours in which it would momentarily shift towards diarrhea until everything finally passed, I can concur. When that shift would happen I would immediately go into mild shock (cold sweats, pale and clammy skin, tunnel vision, etc. - I really hated when that shock would hit while driving!) and it would typically take 6-12 hours of ungodly awful abdominal cramping, wave after wave of severe cramps, while stuck on, or immediately next to, a toilet before I could finally begin to actually pass anything, though that entire time you know the moment can come suddenly with little warning as each wave of contractions hit so you do not dare leave the bathroom even for a moment…then finally, a few hours after the first stool passes, it would finally be over and the cycle would repeat again 10-14 days later…over and over again for a decade. The entire time between the initial onset of shock and the first waves of abdominal cramping and finally passing that first stool (the beginning of the end) you are literally sitting on the toilet PRAYING to God that He either let this stool pass quickly or PLEASE STRIKE YOU DEAD here and now because you can not bear that pain any longer, and that entire time your body is still in a state of shock so you feel very sickly and beyond awful. I remember times while at university and still stuck in the restroom long after my last evening or night class had ended (not to mention exams that I would have to urgently leave in the middle of, never returning to finish the exam) with the janitor or security guard stopping by the restroom about every 30 minutes to make sure I was still alive and having to assure them that it will be ok in the end, I just didn’t have any control over the timeline and until it ran it’s course I would be in hell, praying to be struck dead, but, sadly, still very much alive! I was always grateful that they seemed to understand and cared enough to make sure I was ok, but it was always very embarrassing for an otherwise shy person who very much disliked being the center of attention, but especially attention over one’s bowel habits! Afterwards, my electrolytes would be so out of whack that I would literally have an intense craving for a little of absolutely EVERYTHING that I had to eat in my apartment…literally a few bites of this, a few more of that, oh, and that, too, and…and…and…! Only after satisfying that craving and restoring my electrolyte balance would I finally start to begin feeling better and fully come out of my state of mild shock. And then the cycle would repeat all over again! These days it is generally managed reasonably well with every other day doses of an over the counter laxative and stool softener (Senakot-S) to help keep things moving along (as well as to offset the less desirable effects of the pain medication I also take now, for severe chronic pain).
So, to anyone who has had to endure the same, I have the utmost empathy for all of you as it is not something I would wish even upon my worst of enemies as it is literal torture of the most cruel and unusual sort!
@@ethanpoole3443
Out of curiosity, have you considered a holistic approach? Also ever read Eat Right 4 your Blood Type by D'Adamo?
I look forward to your reply Mr. Poole.
> where he did, in fact, have the largest bowel movement he’s ever had in his life
I’M SO HAPPY FOR HIM, oh my god could you imagine how relieving it must’ve been?
Eh, it was probably accompanied by a ridiculous amount of intestinal cramping, but I bet he felt better once he crawled back into bed and curled up in the fetal position.
@@AtlasReburdened Of course, the cramping must’ve been hard. But once it all just... “went out”, I’m guessing he must’ve been EXTREMELY relieved
Right after an operation that needs to heal? Probably not that pleasant :/
I’ve had something similar happen, and trust me the pain doesn’t stop for a WHILE. Your stomach gets really angry when it hasn’t been functioning properly, even after you begin to get back to semi normal function.
@@iminmissouri8589 Stomachs have emotions?
you are so great at telling stories!
i love how it starts off serious and then all of a sudden
“the biggest dump of his life”
What about tutu for a poo poo.
"He tells the admitting nurse that it was only a matter of time before he would take the biggest dump of his life" im ded
Once they manipulated his bowel, he probably did.
he wasn't wrong, that had to have been an astronomical shit.
I was beside a patient once who had a blockage and was given laxatives for almost a week with no bathroom visits. The movement detonation generated the equivalent of a biological nerve agent that forced my relocation to another room.
All we had to do is follow the damn article CJ
My cousin told about his friend who had a similar experience.
His friend held his shit for days playing vidya, until he felt enough pain to get off and shit and would feel the urge to shit, but nothing comes out no matter how hard he tried.
After the pain was unbearable that he would cry, he went to his mom and basically told her he fucked up.
She took him to the hospital, and the doc got into his colon and saw a massive solidified shit.
He broke it and pull it out and the kid immediately let out at least a couple weeks worth of shit that was in his guts, sighing in relief.
Don't hold your shit for too long, kids.
Bowel blockages arent a joke. Having to take care of two grandparents who have had issues with it due to their age it is terrifying seeing how much pain they can cause
I had a several of those as a kid. I remember laying on the car screaming in agony as I was driven the ER. By far the most painful experiences in my life. Even decades later I haven't experienced anything worse and I suffer from reoccurring kidney stones, even those are like comparing a candle to a firestorm.
@@Magos_Fritz That's terrifying! I've only had a kidney stone once, and though it wasn't that big, it's still the sharpest, most excruciating abdominal pain I've ever experienced.
God, I hope I NEVER get to experience pains like the ones you did. Hope you're doing better now!
@@acgm046 I've had a child (I'm a woman), many kidney stones (worse than giving birth) and I've had a bowel blockage and I can testify that the bowel blockage was the absolute worse, by far!
As someone with chronic constipation since childhood, I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy. Not only the pain during bowel blockages but the discomfort in everyday life can literally be crippling. When people find out they’re always like wow that must be so convenient ! No Sarah i literally want to rip my large intestine out of my body at times
I just up my vitamin C and it softens things up.
The reason number one I noped out of studying medicine, was the idea of having patients like this dude
“Why are you constipated?”
“I dunno what i did, i was just cleansing my body with 2 liters of fiber supplement!”
“....you...you what?”
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Now I have to go to ER cause I've pulled a muscle laughing.
He is so full of crap....
I've made some very bad choices in life, but these Chubbyemu videos make me feel like a genius in command of my life. It's a low bar to clear, but I'll take what I can get.
Hear hear!
Thank for the laugh
The way he tells the story makes me hide under my blanket
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😂😂😂😂 IKR! Wooooooooo spoooooky!
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lol
I took the CVS brand and Tonight I'm still having breathing issues now your videos helped me
I feel like high school health classes cause people to think this way. After mine 12 people developed *EDs lmao
*lmao I had no idea I’d need to clarify this but I mean Eating Disorders not Erectile Dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction?! In high school
@@muhhamadavdol3781 Eating disorder
@@sandral.2080 oh that makes sense. But I'm sticking with my interpretation because it's less believable
Same. According to my class, I was eating too much and should only have been eating 1500 calories WITH ACTIVITY. Needless to say, I lost a shit ton of weight including my period by following the textbook.
@@sandral.2080 I reckon a lot of male 'gym bro' diets are actually eating disorders
1:09 "If there's skid marks in the toilet then it must be skidding in my colon too..."
Good Lord I can't breathe 💀😭😭😭😭😭
@Russ Cooke sir do I need to call an ambulance are you having a stroke
That took my life.
I SAID THE SAME S#!T LMAO Then the FIBER sandwiches??? This can't all be real.
I had to replay it to make sure I heard right. 😭💀😭💀😭 His IQ is far above us all
Chubbyemu: CJ is a 22 year old man, presenting to the emergency room.....
CJ: Ah, shit here we go again
Except in this case the shit didn't go again for CJ
@@yt_nh9347 Yep. More like "NO shit" for CJ. lol
@@imaramblins Shit happens, except when it doesn't.
Ah where'd the shit go again
All you had to do, was to follow the damn nutritional label & instructions, CJ!
Thank you for the Helpful Tips of Psyllium Husk which is the husk of plants that contain Fiber. It also doesn't break down in the Intestinal Tract of Humans, as it does in animals which is broken down into sugar. 💕💕💕💕
Proof that being college-educated doesn’t necessarily make you smarter.
Imagine what he was like before college
@Green2Lean so republicans are just high school dropouts then? Lol
@Green2Lean I'm guessing you're not college educated lol
@Green2Lean Because you generalize everything, and your logic is filled with logical fallacies.
No liberals own businesses? All liberals become dumber in college, but republicans become smarter? This isn't team sports where you just pick a side, and hate the other side for no reason lol
@Green2Lean how is living and thinking a bad thing? Lol
Bruh how the hell can you stay 3 WEEKS without shitting before going to the hospital, you already need to worry when you can't do it for a week
....1st hand exp.---2 week no BM, when "dam" broke it look like someone was dismembered in the WC, toilet overflowed and there was blood and crap all over the floor, had to use blankets to clean up and I had the biggest smile on when cleaning up..
@@Bellymeatman Holy shit. But honestly, how could you even stay for two WEEKS? What stopped you from doing something earlier? It's even painful to think about, I can't even Imagine experiencing it
@@Bellymeatman reminds me of when i had hemorrhoids.... worst month of my life
I uh- I held in my poop for two months when I was about 9 years old uhh
But like legit tho I think I only survived because I drank my brother’s meal drinks that pretty much had everything you needed to survive. I remember that I told my parents that I was constipated and they told me that if I held my poop in for two weeks they would have to bring me to the hospital. I think they were joking at the time but I was freaking out since when I had told them, it had already been three weeks and I didn’t want to say anything. It was like hell on earth and for some reason, even though my parents knew I was constipated, they never gave me any laxatives and just told me to drink more water, which didn’t help. Anyway, I pretty much lost like 20 pounds and now I probably have severe intestinal damage, plus I feel like holding your poop in for two months is gonna guarantee some kind of colon cancer 😓
I’ve had chronic constipation my entire life because of being born premature. At a certain point the doctors just give up and prescribe you several types of laxatives. I’ve had times where I only go once in a month. It’s not fun and it really makes you feel awful. But unless you want surgery literally every month there’s just nothing to do but to keep taking the laxatives. The goal is to prevent a bag for as many years as possible.
Ig guess we should just be glad that CJ didn't decide to take sleeping tablets to make up for all the sleepless nights he'd missed in his life. Please don't anybody do that.
Noice
Aw man. There go my weekend plans
overdosing on sleeping pills. is not fun
Oh yeah isn't diphenhydramine known to cause really scary hallucinations if you take too much? And I wouldn't be surprised if even melatonin could cause some sort of issue if you take too much even if it's simply messing up your sleeping ability more than it already is.
@@pokabrows I tried a recreational does *once* and it fucked me up. Hallucinations/seeing shadows move out of the corner of your eyes, feeling of spiders all over, nausea like crazy. I now cannot take antihistamines as even
Instead of taking extra fiber, a little detoxifying herb , a "little" aloe or hot pepper to do extra cleanse. This is a great video, i have had trouble in the past and now we know extra fiber is not a standalone solution on its own, i remember times of extreme fatigue its like ur colon wont do anything anyways there must be other solutions.