I Made The Best Chinese Takeout Meal Ever

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • This is potentially the best Chinese takeout meal combination there is to make at home.
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  • @genleeman
    @genleeman 5 місяців тому +2621

    Can you do a video about herbs? Parsley, thyme, sage, etc? When to use, the flavors they add, tips and tricks?

    • @sammyroberts8902
      @sammyroberts8902 5 місяців тому +69

      One thing I did that helped me with this was just tasting them raw, helped me understand the ingredients way better

    • @paulrein4444
      @paulrein4444 5 місяців тому +13

      Could even be a serie, with a few herbs/meals per video ... :D

    • @CoffeeLover-mz7bk
      @CoffeeLover-mz7bk 5 місяців тому +4

      YES!

    • @stevenrobinson2047
      @stevenrobinson2047 5 місяців тому +7

      This is a GREAT idea!

    • @DallasPurdum
      @DallasPurdum 5 місяців тому +3

      Fresh Rosemary, my belovèd...

  • @marcoquiroz3879
    @marcoquiroz3879 5 місяців тому +3048

    Who else loves to watch Josh’s videos but never make his dishes?

    • @CrispyBacon1
      @CrispyBacon1 5 місяців тому +23

      lol I do

    • @tanikokishimoto1604
      @tanikokishimoto1604 5 місяців тому +71

      Depends on the dish. Most, no, but that's true with most YT chefs. But I get ideas.

    • @catdad626
      @catdad626 5 місяців тому +23

      Hey I can dream

    • @NinjaCat121
      @NinjaCat121 5 місяців тому +12

      If you ever make one, I recommend his chicken tortilla soup, it's so good

    • @sebashy4222
      @sebashy4222 5 місяців тому +21

      Speak for yourself, I been making his dishes for years lol

  • @hannahmore9118
    @hannahmore9118 5 місяців тому +341

    One of my best friends growing up was Chinese, and her ancient grandmother was always in the kitchen making egg rolls by hand...every time I went over, she was always their rolling up dozens of eggrolls. I benefitted from this friendship enormously. And not just from the great food, but we were like souls sisters. Still miss her.

    • @al201103
      @al201103 5 місяців тому +12

      No chance you could find her on FB, Insta, Snap?

    • @raihanuddin8344
      @raihanuddin8344 5 місяців тому +3

      @@iwishiwasthomasshelby hope it was good

    • @MGMG-88
      @MGMG-88 5 місяців тому +11

      Where’d she go 🥺

    • @Mouse-fw8el
      @Mouse-fw8el 4 місяці тому

      Why do you miss her...did you relocate?😢

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 4 місяці тому +2

      I had a friend like that in high school who was Japanese, basically same thing, she would bring snacks to school for me to try, good times 😊😊

  • @PoeLemic
    @PoeLemic 5 місяців тому +273

    I am so glad that Josh is showing us how to make these things at home. It's getting TOO EXPENSIVE to eat out for families, so we are learning to cook everything at home now.

    • @MrBobinski1
      @MrBobinski1 5 місяців тому +13

      Got too expensive for us 4 years ago during COVID. Been cooking ever since and honestly you can make most dishes at home.

    • @thomgizziz
      @thomgizziz 5 місяців тому +2

      If you aren't careful about your menu selections you'll end up throwing out so much food that you could have just went out to eat and it would have been the same price or cheaper.

    • @Kyler_951
      @Kyler_951 5 місяців тому +8

      @@thomgizzizwho throws out food lol

    • @csl9495
      @csl9495 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@thomgizziz for a new cook it may be like that or feel like that but you'll eventually get better at it. Cooking ain't just the cooking part but also inventory and time management. You can only get good at this if you're the one cooking and grocery shopping every week. It's a bit of a learning curve but until you've developed your methods and standard pantry items you'll always feel this initial chaos and produce more waste than preferred. Yes this is a very adult activity haha, one that's usually handles by the mothers/wives of families.

    • @eugenevisser2187
      @eugenevisser2187 5 місяців тому +2

      That’s so true. It’s super-expensive out there. That’s why I’m loving his videos. I’m definitely trying these recipes. I know it’s gonna be good. 😋😋😋👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @BeingRefined
    @BeingRefined 5 місяців тому +16

    I ordered your book and you have no idea how much you have encouraged, blessed, and really lifted my spirit! Thank you so much!!!

  • @nickjohnson8502
    @nickjohnson8502 5 місяців тому +140

    Of all the over the top things Josh does/has, the pristine clean and shiny baking sheet might be the biggest

  • @itsOasus
    @itsOasus 5 місяців тому +159

    I'm so glad Beef & Broccoli was included it is literally my favorite whenever we do chinese takeout!

    • @allouttabubblegum1984
      @allouttabubblegum1984 5 місяців тому +7

      it seems like the lowest carb "healthiest" option too.

    • @ashleighmartin2269
      @ashleighmartin2269 5 місяців тому +4

      I used to ask for beef and broccoli any time my family got to go out for dinner. My school also had field days twice a year, and my mom would take me out for Chinese on those days (core memories for me)

    • @madcowking
      @madcowking 5 місяців тому +1

      As a Chinese American, I can say many people, including myself and my family, like the Beef and Broccoli too. Both protein and green in one dish and great flavor combo. 😀

  • @Sadlander2
    @Sadlander2 5 місяців тому +37

    My parents are both from Portugal, so, during my entire childhood, all I ate was what my mom cooked, which she learned from her mom, and so on. Then, at some point, I dated a girl who was taking French classes. She became friends with people from a lot of different countries and every now and then, we were invited to eat at their place, so I had the chance to eat typical homemade food from India, Thailand, Indonesia...
    I could never really afford to travel to different places but just trying all this different food made by people from all those different places, it really opened my mind to different flavours!
    Also, if you like to cook, you can try to make those dishes yourself but even better, you can choose what you like best from each of these dishes and make your own meal. Some people might feel offended if you change one of their typical meals by mixing in ingredients from a completely different country but I think that, as long as you're not claiming that you're "improving" a traditional meal but you're creating your own, inspired by different cultures and traditions, you're doing nothing wrong.

    • @csl9495
      @csl9495 5 місяців тому +4

      Also homemade food is always the best too, food that you'd never find at a restaurant. And also, also surprisingly a common dish will uniquely vary from home to home too, which makes it interesting/exciting. I often find people's stir fry is different as its usually made to the cooks personal taste, and this really allows you expand your flavor vocabulary

  • @davidholicz2238
    @davidholicz2238 5 місяців тому +21

    I hope I’m not the only one to say this. It’s so refreshing seeing this type of video. Josh does amazing creative stuff but a staple recipe video is phenomenal

  • @I.Fumblebee.I
    @I.Fumblebee.I 5 місяців тому +138

    "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

    • @sultanhusnoo8552
      @sultanhusnoo8552 5 місяців тому

      "Get your hand off my p***s". 🤣😂😅😂🤣😅

    • @robashley8216
      @robashley8216 5 місяців тому

      Get your hand off my penis!!

    • @Kyler_951
      @Kyler_951 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @iambeen4310
      @iambeen4310 5 місяців тому +8

      Ahhhhh yes. I see you know your judo well.......good one.

    • @barakbender2449
      @barakbender2449 5 місяців тому +9

      "Ladies and gentlemen this is democracy manifest..."

  • @HalleyBylin
    @HalleyBylin 5 місяців тому +7

    I love cooking Asian foods. I was impressed with your ingredient selections especially on your sauces which is critical on Asian cooking! Couldn't help laughing and smiling at your humor. Thank you! Can't wait to actually cook these dishes!

  • @PTPANRapping
    @PTPANRapping 5 місяців тому +16

    Hey Joshua , I like your way to describe the different tipes of food that you eat and you cook, I can understand almost every word you say so every video is a new food esperiece and a free english lesson where I try to learn many words as possible to try to use them in my videos. I wanted to say thank you so much for the really nice job you are doing, keep going like this. ah subscribed!

  • @gustywind-de7xb
    @gustywind-de7xb 5 місяців тому +11

    Probably some of the best, most well produced food video series I've seen on UA-cam.. It was like watching a movie.
    Joshua makes it so compelling. You can't help but root for him. 👍👍👍

  • @johndingman3000
    @johndingman3000 5 місяців тому +6

    This chef!!! All the cooking techniques and actually recipes love it all

  • @DoomGoy88
    @DoomGoy88 3 місяці тому +2

    Man ever since i started watching josh, guga, and max the meat guy, my cooking has elevated a few good notches. I dont tend to make any of the full recipes. But the value in just taking bits and pieces, ideas, different flavor combinations, and making it my own is awesome. Thats the way to do it. Also, big thanks to josh for making me break down and buy some MSG. It goes in most of my recipes now 😂 and everyone i cook for is now blown away by the umami and lingering flavor.

  • @MintyAvocado-du5vk
    @MintyAvocado-du5vk 5 місяців тому +63

    My mom got me both of your cook books for Easter! I love your vids and I've already made two of your recipes!

  • @evilcanesuger
    @evilcanesuger 5 місяців тому +11

    man, i always love your videos. Killing it, i always want to try these recipes.

  • @bcallahan3806
    @bcallahan3806 5 місяців тому +315

    Love the lo mein, but Egg rolls with hot mustard are to die for.
    A solid chicken soup.
    Cleans the sinuses and warms the heart.
    Addictive.
    Great with beer.

    • @BNAG1019
      @BNAG1019 5 місяців тому +8

      If you aren't deeply inhaling through you're nose, then that mustard ain't hot enough

    • @philoctetes_wordsworth
      @philoctetes_wordsworth 5 місяців тому +5

      I like soy sauce and hot sauce with my egg rolls. I actually use Yellow Bird Habañero, although it is not culturally correct.🤗

    • @YatsuraHeadOn
      @YatsuraHeadOn 5 місяців тому +7

      Egg rolls and mustard is freaking weird bruh

    • @bcallahan3806
      @bcallahan3806 5 місяців тому +1

      @@philoctetes_wordsworth It's all good.
      Cook a lot for a lot of people.
      Never get offended if someone adds stuff or even doesn't like it.
      To each their own.
      As long as you're happy.
      And let me know so next time accommodate you.

    • @bcallahan3806
      @bcallahan3806 5 місяців тому +1

      @@YatsuraHeadOn consider it boneless hot wings.
      But better.
      People say the same about putting ketchup on a hot dog.
      To each his own.

  • @watchersmith806
    @watchersmith806 5 місяців тому +2

    I have immense respect for anything Josh preps/present based on my personal experience with cooking for decades.

  • @robashley8216
    @robashley8216 5 місяців тому +51

    Nothing beats a succulent Chinese meal

    • @Osmocote
      @Osmocote 5 місяців тому +10

      I see you know your judo well

    • @robashley8216
      @robashley8216 5 місяців тому +7

      @@Osmocote Gentlemen.. this is democracy manifest

    • @WideLoad405
      @WideLoad405 5 місяців тому +4

      Theae references are why I keep coming back to the internet in spite of all the horrendous shit out there. You're doing it right, folks!

    • @thesayxx
      @thesayxx 5 місяців тому

      Get your hand off my penis!

  • @philiplee7668
    @philiplee7668 5 місяців тому +111

    15:31
    Josh: "Lo Mein! I love Lo Mein"
    also Josh: "... I like Lo Mein, but I don't love it."
    whaaaaa???

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior 5 місяців тому +21

      the whole thing was weird, and they kept cutting off the others when they were giving feedback. The point of the episode made no sense as they just presented what they wanted to. they didnt think or reflect on other chinese dishes that might be better. weird episode.

    • @chasingcloudsandflavorrevi9817
      @chasingcloudsandflavorrevi9817 5 місяців тому +8

      I caught that too and I myself love lo mien and fried rice and everything else except for the egg rolls however I do enjoy spring rolls. I’m sure nobody gives a shit but we gotta join the conversation somehow 😅

    • @mattbattaglia1101
      @mattbattaglia1101 5 місяців тому +3

      Was looking for someone that commented this... 😂 I heard it and had to rewind lol

    • @imnotincontrolitsathrowawa3646
      @imnotincontrolitsathrowawa3646 5 місяців тому +1

      About as weird as his cookbook

    • @glynislailann9056
      @glynislailann9056 5 місяців тому

      Try Lo Mien using homemade noodles - I make my own. Trust me, you won't buy dried noodles (or 2 minute noodles) again.

  • @friedatheiling598
    @friedatheiling598 5 місяців тому +5

    it's interesting to me how this is such a vastly different selection to what I would consider classic chinese take-out (I'm german). Cool to think about how different cultures shape the way other cultures' foods are interpreted and consumed

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 5 місяців тому +70

    Uncle Roger is watching you

    • @diffryan601
      @diffryan601 5 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @ImNotJackE
      @ImNotJackE 5 місяців тому +3

      he is always watching

    • @xueshang1035
      @xueshang1035 5 місяців тому +4

      And his heart probably broken the moment he sees beef broccoli 😂

    • @NightcorEDM
      @NightcorEDM 5 місяців тому

      he is anti china tho

    • @xueshang1035
      @xueshang1035 5 місяців тому

      @@NightcorEDM it’s ok, most oversea Chinese descendants are anti China. It’s well known to Chinese people 😂

  • @aesthetic_mfr
    @aesthetic_mfr 5 місяців тому +3

    Sooo... I made the beef and broccoli recipe from this video tonight for dinner
    Honestly, the best beef and broccoli I've ever had.
    Thanks!

  • @ChrisbeFoSerious
    @ChrisbeFoSerious 5 місяців тому +5

    Now we need:
    - Chinese Chicken Wings
    - BBQ Spare Ribs
    - Egg Drop Soup
    - Pork Egg-Foo Young
    - Sweet n Sour Chicken
    Also, Pork Fried Rice is the superior fried rice.

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 5 місяців тому

      I know why did everyone pick the most basic safe choices, kind of boring honestly

    • @Mouse-fw8el
      @Mouse-fw8el 4 місяці тому

      🎉my fave is shrimp & egg fried 🍚 rice,and REALLY dry 😋 garlic pork ribs,bone in!😮

    • @jessejohnson1557
      @jessejohnson1557 4 місяці тому

      sweet and sour pork is the GOAT and it’s criminally under represented in this video and comment section

  • @bhahaddur7278
    @bhahaddur7278 5 місяців тому +11

    You missed the greatest secret for the dumplings, to add a little potato starch and baking powder to the filling. It will get juicier if you do that.

    • @ascendedvegeta
      @ascendedvegeta 5 місяців тому

      Imagine being a kitchen normie and telling a professional how to make something better and be dead wrong about it lmao

    • @bhahaddur7278
      @bhahaddur7278 5 місяців тому +2

      @SteveSherman-ij5gm only if you use too much.

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 5 місяців тому +253

    I love how Joshua, Uncle Roger and Guga released videos within the same hour

    • @Shibby
      @Shibby 5 місяців тому +4

      @SteveSherman-ij5gmhot take but pretty factual?!

    • @BobaPhettamine
      @BobaPhettamine 5 місяців тому +4

      @SteveSherman-ij5gm Yeah everyone looks up to Guga like he's a world-renowned chef makes me laugh

    • @StrikerEureka85
      @StrikerEureka85 5 місяців тому +15

      the culinary avengers. guga isn't really a chef but i'm a huge steak guy and if there's ONE thing guga knows, it's steaks

    • @dizzygunner
      @dizzygunner 5 місяців тому

      @SteveSherman-ij5gm uncle roger isn't even funny, more just a twat.

    • @lars2894
      @lars2894 5 місяців тому +3

      Chef Jean Pierre, Pro Home Cooks, and Brian Lagerstrom are my go-to cooking channels along with Weissman. I watch them while cooking the food.
      The other 2 are good entertainment. I watch them while eating the food.

  • @bigal6667
    @bigal6667 5 місяців тому +23

    Josh. Please do more but cheaper. Times are hard

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue 5 місяців тому +2

      Make sure to vote for the right guy in the next election

  • @Loknath009
    @Loknath009 20 днів тому

    Thanks Joshua for caring for all international viewers and giving metric measurements 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Jamaicawii
    @Jamaicawii 5 місяців тому +3

    A round of applause for the insane amount of efforts done in this video. Thanks Joshua for this high quality content, i salut you sir!

  • @rzrbk
    @rzrbk 5 місяців тому +19

    2:08 “i just like to control my product” -Joshua, the Hisenberg of food

  • @NANA4bacon
    @NANA4bacon 5 місяців тому +10

    crab rangoon is my fav

    • @ladyinfamous415
      @ladyinfamous415 5 місяців тому +2

      Would a trade the potstickers for the crab Rangoon and it would’ve been perfect

  • @DonwardDucken
    @DonwardDucken 5 місяців тому +9

    I kinda miss the old recipe videos

  • @thomaskaiser2475
    @thomaskaiser2475 5 місяців тому +2

    Egg rolls are probably my favorite food ever and I've been making them at home for many years. One time, I made homemade egg rolls at a house party, people were drinking and partying hard, I put the egg rolls out, a pyramid of them stacked on a plate , one person tried one and word of mouth spread fast, they were gone very quickly and I got lots of compliments and questions about it. No lie, homemade egg rolls are not comparable to any other egg roll from a restaurant or frozen food isle. It gets so much better. Personally I go heavier on the veggie ratio and use nice little bite cubes of fresh ginger, black pepper, garlic, green onion, mushroom, those flavors play off eachother.

  • @MrBaldpate
    @MrBaldpate 3 місяці тому

    I love your channel, I enjoy your easy to follow cooking method, and your personality.
    I have been following your channel for the last couple of months and intend to buy your
    cook books. So far I have felt very confident about cooking asian food. Thank you,
    everything has just been delicious.

  • @skrilinn5
    @skrilinn5 5 місяців тому +12

    The longest step of all the recipes will be the cleaning

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 5 місяців тому

      And is the exact reason why so many love to watch, but not do the cooking themselves😉.

  • @alwaleedalnafia4558
    @alwaleedalnafia4558 5 місяців тому +43

    Idea for a video. Substitutions! especially for alcohol stuff. How to substitute and what you should be looking for when substituting wine for a steak sauce for example

    • @RayF6126
      @RayF6126 5 місяців тому

      I have a recovering alcoholic in my family. Wine is usually replaced with grape must, or a sweetened vinaigrette.

    • @RayF6126
      @RayF6126 5 місяців тому +1

      Rum is molasses, soy sauce, and water. If I'm making rum cake I add pureed raisins.

    • @reisshep
      @reisshep 5 місяців тому +2

      When you cook with alcohol it evaporates so you don't have any alcohol, just the taste.

    • @PanSangex
      @PanSangex 5 місяців тому

      ​@@reisshepdo people really think they can get drunk by cooked meals with alcohol? Unless they don't want to trigger someone recovering from alcoholism this question is nonsense

    • @jakukuja7736
      @jakukuja7736 5 місяців тому

      Imagine not knowing the alcohol evaporates when cooking....

  • @DarDarBinks1986
    @DarDarBinks1986 5 місяців тому +8

    I've always loved General Tso's chicken, fried rice, and egg rolls!

  • @James-i2f
    @James-i2f 25 днів тому

    I just started watching your channel and I am loving it.

  • @DavidGrub
    @DavidGrub 5 місяців тому +2

    Definitely going to be trying a few of those recipes. Your book is now on my birthday wish list.

  • @menashelandau4293
    @menashelandau4293 5 місяців тому +8

    i would change lo me in with egg drop soup i love eggdrop soup - wonton can be delicious, but so many places do a cheap broth with a lot of soup mix , a really though out wonton soup is out of this world😊

    • @iwishiwasthomasshelby
      @iwishiwasthomasshelby 5 місяців тому

      I have egg drop soup. I discharge it into the urinal in 4hour intervals.

  • @ChrisWasnr
    @ChrisWasnr 5 місяців тому +25

    It's interesting on how different chinese menus are from country to country. in germany every chinese restauraunt has the best sweet and sour duck. it is my absolute favourite

    • @tanikokishimoto1604
      @tanikokishimoto1604 5 місяців тому

      I'd love to try that duck dish!

    • @John-ir4id
      @John-ir4id 5 місяців тому

      Duck is a very underrated protein, like goat and lamb, in the US.

    • @cadet526
      @cadet526 5 місяців тому

      US has a variety. New York City Chinese is the best to me. It’s mostly dishes that aren’t from china at all. In LA you can get a huge variety of authentic food from all regions of china, but no general tso

    • @SheyD78
      @SheyD78 5 місяців тому

      It also changes over time. When I was growing up (in Brisbane, Australia) every Chinese restaurant had basically the same dishes like beef & black bean, sweet and sour pork and mongolian lamb. These days, at least where I live, most places serve much more authentic food, the sort you might expect to order in China itself, with only a few dishes as a nod to the more westernised style. Certainly makes ordering interesting when half the time you can't even read the menu. Sadly high blood pressure means I can't do it very often.

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 5 місяців тому

      In Germany 99 percent of Chinese or "Asian" restaurants - most are operated by Vietnamese families, and hardly distinguish between the particular countries' cuisines - use a modular system. Four kinds of protein, chicken, beef, duck or fish, are added to the same ten to twelve different sauce-vegetable combo. Often, the sauces are industrially pre-fabricated, not made in-house. If you want to enjoy somewhat authentic, hand-made Chinese cuisine you need to look for the few places actual Chinese people go to.

  • @glory17tex
    @glory17tex 5 місяців тому +7

    Joshua, you have outdone yourself! Everything is so delicious just looking at it! Bravo!

  • @E_IA007
    @E_IA007 5 місяців тому +1

    You could never forget your husky friend to share a meal!!!! Love it…foood looks amazing! 😋

  • @CassieStrong-m6i
    @CassieStrong-m6i 5 місяців тому +2

    Your special effects guy is on point. Lol
    Josh has made my husband a happier man! 😂 Finding a chef that speaks to my adhd and gives the perfect details to the questions I didn’t know I had, is just amazing!!! Ah!

  • @YRG_JR
    @YRG_JR 5 місяців тому +5

    I took the WOKKKKKK TO POLANNDDD

  • @Hoigwai
    @Hoigwai 5 місяців тому +6

    The best Asian wrap I've ever had was Laotian spring rolls. A co-worker from Laos made them for a potluck and it was astoundingly good. I had to stop myself from stealing the whole dish.

    • @iwishiwasthomasshelby
      @iwishiwasthomasshelby 5 місяців тому

      You’re a Twinkie. Yellow on the outside (or maybe closer to a doo color) and white on the inside. Whitest comment ever lol. Stop sucking up to every video, weirdo.

    • @jex_one
      @jex_one 5 місяців тому

      I agree. We use glass noodles, Woodear mushrooms and sometimes shrimp in addition to what’s typically in a Chinese eggroll.

  • @G3RCSI
    @G3RCSI 5 місяців тому +4

    This will be my food project for next week, tyvm

    • @iwishiwasthomasshelby
      @iwishiwasthomasshelby 5 місяців тому

      Yeah and you didn’t get it done, just like you don’t get anything done.

  • @hl7703
    @hl7703 5 місяців тому +1

    I've just made your Eggroll recipe!!! It is so simple and yet so yummy. Thank you so much for this amazing recipe. It will become a keeper for my family.

  • @lucascady4992
    @lucascady4992 5 місяців тому +1

    I have also been making egg rolls lately, I have made the original Pork one's, also made Big Mac, Ruben Sandwiches Rolls!! Love Them!

  • @Kraechtshammer
    @Kraechtshammer 5 місяців тому +15

    I just noticed something. You desperately need a pop filter for your mic man, it really pops HARD right now :D (at least around the 2min mark where I'm currently at)

    • @justneroo
      @justneroo 5 місяців тому

      Yeah thats what i thought too

  • @builtdifferent777
    @builtdifferent777 5 місяців тому +5

    Crab Rangoon

  • @vansyugo1
    @vansyugo1 5 місяців тому +14

    I came here to say, “cartouche”. That is all.

    • @kamdenpotter5983
      @kamdenpotter5983 5 місяців тому +1

      Good show, my good man 🧐

    • @lvirden
      @lvirden 5 місяців тому

      His next sentence had to do with "blend all that" and my brain said "except for the cartouche"

  • @KaeJMan1810
    @KaeJMan1810 5 місяців тому +2

    My mouth watered the entire video

  • @eljay2224
    @eljay2224 5 місяців тому +1

    Yess! This is all my favourite stuff, general tsos, sweet & sour sauce is elite

  • @iamAnupamaDas
    @iamAnupamaDas 5 місяців тому +3

    Thanks for sharing this recipe 😊👌

  • @Grazfather
    @Grazfather 5 місяців тому +2

    "I love lo mein!". Tries it, two seconds later, "I like lo mein but I don't love it"

  • @leniod5883
    @leniod5883 5 місяців тому +34

    As a chinese, my best chinese dinner courses are
    Crispy oatmeal chicken
    Steamed egg
    Hotpan tofu
    Minced pork french bean
    Yum, I can eat this combo for my whole Life

    • @rumbatumblajambomambo6241
      @rumbatumblajambomambo6241 5 місяців тому +5

      As a German I agree especially on the pork with green beans. Green beans are a staple in European cooking as well but no one does them as good as Chinese. Same with broccoli and egg plant dishes.

    • @hellion83
      @hellion83 5 місяців тому +4

      @SteveSherman-ij5gm these dishes are on Chinese menus across Asia, just maybe less common in Occidental Chinese takeouts. Cereal/oatmeal chicken sounds weird, but you've gotta try it.

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 5 місяців тому +8

      ⁠@SteveSherman-ij5gmbecause it’s authentic Chinese food not Americanized Chinese food so obviously you won’t see it on the menu at Panda Express.

    • @ElvisBreh
      @ElvisBreh 5 місяців тому

      Chinese fast food bro

    • @tanikokishimoto1604
      @tanikokishimoto1604 5 місяців тому +2

      Frankly, I would love to try this.

  • @astrumrimor2450
    @astrumrimor2450 5 місяців тому +1

    Crab cheese puffs!! I’d also add egg drop soup, that was an app we always ordered with a lunch special. The egg rolls can be made with a firm tofu sub for the meat! And I used to use the Soy Vey teriyaki sauce to flavour the filling. Super easy and delicious.

  • @GottaBeAHero
    @GottaBeAHero 5 місяців тому +2

    Watching this video was what finally made me cave and start a coveted playlist slot for recipes and ideas 🌮🍔🥩🤤

  • @UofMFan628
    @UofMFan628 5 місяців тому +10

    really hit the classics here, but I'm begging for a mapo tofu recipe too!

  • @aiqalromzi
    @aiqalromzi 5 місяців тому +22

    CHINESE TAKE AWAY IS A GOAT🔥🔥🔥

    • @pnourani
      @pnourani 5 місяців тому

      Tired of UA-camrs saying better than takeout when only referring to Chinese food. Josh was claiming he was getting wok hei. No he was not. You're not getting that smoky wok flavor unless you have a jet engine burner or if you use a blow torch technique that Kenji Lopez taught. Recreating great Chinese at home comparable to a wok master is very difficult.

    • @gruckusgrackus5815
      @gruckusgrackus5815 5 місяців тому

      @@pnouraniLove how you ignored the 86 video playlist of him shitting on pretty much every single western fast food place but got butthurt because he's making chinese food. People really get upset when they see a white person even touch anything that isn't burgers chicken or pizza.

  • @anidiotsammich6915
    @anidiotsammich6915 5 місяців тому +10

    I NEED TO HAVE YOUR COOKING

  • @y2jshawnR
    @y2jshawnR 5 місяців тому +1

    I think this is the best, you did every thing right. Perfect take out meal !

  • @mcomeslast
    @mcomeslast 5 місяців тому +2

    Thanks Joshua! I am making this for Shabbat, sans pork, after Pesach. Lo Amein is a good swap for the Tehina noodles I have been making.

  • @subaru_outbacc
    @subaru_outbacc 5 місяців тому +167

    Guga and JW in an hour? Hell yeah

    • @fairlysimple6757
      @fairlysimple6757 5 місяців тому +12

      Uncle roger did it as well

    • @Mooncakebestie
      @Mooncakebestie 5 місяців тому +11

      Max the meat guy just uploaded a loaded collab as well

    • @IanGouki
      @IanGouki 5 місяців тому +4

      So did Chef James Makinson and Chef Brian Tsao!

    • @Mooncakebestie
      @Mooncakebestie 5 місяців тому +4

      @@IanGouki my sunday is done for

    • @jamst5913
      @jamst5913 5 місяців тому +7

      So many foodtubers, it's an Easter miracle!

  • @ericclement8738
    @ericclement8738 5 місяців тому +3

    It is missing Crab Rangoon. For sure.

  • @AlexisAdrian621
    @AlexisAdrian621 5 місяців тому +4

    I love Chinese food

  • @Semicon07
    @Semicon07 4 місяці тому +1

    Josh, I am surprised you didn't have a soup category. My favorite is chicken and sweetcorn.
    2 liters of chicken stock
    4 tablespoons of Chinese rice wine
    4 teaspoons of light soy sauce
    2 teaspoons of MSG
    500g skinless chicken thigh, sliced.
    4 teaspoons of ginger
    4 cloves of garlic minced.
    2 cans of creamed corn
    Add ingredients above to a large pot and bring to the boil. Boil until chicken is cooked (5 - 10 minutes). Make sure you skim any scum that forms on top.
    Whisk 4 whole eggs and add to the soup broth - stir gently so the egg cooks in ribbons.
    season with salt and white pepper.
    Mix a slurry of 2 tablespoons of corn starch and 2 tablespoons of water and add to the soup, stirring constantly (if you want the soup to be thicker, add more).
    serve garnished with fine slices of green onion.
    Takes about 20-30 minutes and tastes amazing. (this will make about 6 - 8 serves)

  • @jonathanjones7319
    @jonathanjones7319 5 місяців тому +1

    Kind of enjoyed the format of this episode. More then in the past with similar episodes. Ty, broccoli beef is one of my favorites.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 5 місяців тому +5

    Happy Easter papa! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🐇🐇🐇🐇

  • @1mangoman1
    @1mangoman1 5 місяців тому +13

    I love it when Joshua posts an actual cooking video instead of clickbait bullshit :3

    • @StrobeFireStudios
      @StrobeFireStudios 5 місяців тому +3

      @SteveSherman-ij5gmYou're welcome to leave.

    • @justnem5981
      @justnem5981 5 місяців тому

      no one wants you here@SteveSherman-ij5gm

    • @bloodageedits5147
      @bloodageedits5147 5 місяців тому

      I’ve been watching him since he started, all these “I did this” “I made this” videos aren’t the same. I miss when he actually did videos focused on a real recipe.

  • @grugparty
    @grugparty 5 місяців тому +14

    This is why I go to Chinese UA-cam channels for Chinese food.

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 5 місяців тому +2

      Hey you watch Tasting History too, cool! Same here. I would rather watch a Chinese cooking channel make Chinese food, heck I’m even subscribed to several channels I like watching them they’re relaxing. If I wanted to make a recipe from another country I would find videos created by UA-cam Creators from that country, it would be more authentic because it’s a dish from their country, unless someone (not from the country) learned how to cook the dish from people native to the country.

    • @nbn3045
      @nbn3045 5 місяців тому +3

      Yeah...I get that Americanized Chinese food is a thing, but this is a white man being like oh you can make Chinese takeout at home. You could also just make Chinese food at home lol.

    • @mukkaar
      @mukkaar 5 місяців тому +1

      ?

    • @heyreadmefirst3522
      @heyreadmefirst3522 5 місяців тому

      I'm having a hard time watching it when he's not using sesame oil or rice vinegar...but somehow Korean chiles are ok.

  • @anthonypost8214
    @anthonypost8214 5 місяців тому

    I like all the flavor comments and tones they make it epic when he straight starts singing its legendary what a G

  • @Snake-filledChimp
    @Snake-filledChimp 5 місяців тому +1

    This is kinda the basic B Chinese takeout feast - but it's a crowd pleaser for sure. Looks great.
    My six item spread would be:
    Mongolian Beef
    General Tso's Chicken
    Kung Pao Chicken
    Shrimp Fried Rice
    Pork Foo Young w/gravy
    Char Siu Pork

  • @ParagKhandalkar05
    @ParagKhandalkar05 5 місяців тому +4

    I wish Joshua make Indian street food and other dishes for next video. 😇

  • @יובלברון-מ1ט
    @יובלברון-מ1ט 5 місяців тому +12

    youre but better KFC recipe got me laid TY a lot!

  • @ayeeitskarla
    @ayeeitskarla 5 місяців тому +1

    A shopping list for anyone who feels like making the best chinese takeout meal ever😭😭:
    Fresh Produce
    Garlic: 30 cloves
    Green onions: At least 18 stalks, plus more for garnish if desired
    Ginger: Approximately 8 inches total
    Carrots: 3 large
    Cabbage: 3 ¼ heads green cabbage
    Broccoli: 2 crowns
    Yellow onion: ½ large
    Celery: 1 large rib
    Thai chili: 1 (optional)
    Shallot: 1
    Bean sprouts: 1 cup (120g)
    Meat & Protein
    Pork shoulder: 1 pound (450g)
    Ground pork: 1 pound (450g)
    Flank steak: 1 pound (450g)
    Boneless skinless chicken thighs: 1 ½ pounds (675g)
    Char siu pork: 1/2 pound (225g), optional
    Eggs: 3 large
    Dry Goods & Grains
    Granulated sugar: 4 cups (800g)
    Cornstarch: 1 ½ cups (210g)
    All-purpose flour: 1/2 cup (70g)
    Egg roll wrappers: 1 pack
    Dumpling wrappers: 1 pack
    Lo mein noodles: 6 ounces (170g)
    Cooked and refrigerated medium grain rice: 3 cups (585g)
    Dried red Korean chili peppers: ½ cup (20g) plus 5 extra
    Dried Sichuan chili flakes: 1 teaspoon (4g)
    MSG: 2 teaspoons (8g)
    Frozen peas: 1/2 cup (70g)
    Oils & Vinegars
    White distilled vinegar: 1 ½ cups (360ml)
    Vegetable oil: Approximately 6 ¼ quarts (5.8L) for various uses, including frying
    Soy sauce: 2 ½ cups (600ml)
    Dark soy sauce: 1 tablespoon (15g) + 1 teaspoon (4g)
    Shaoxing wine: 6 tablespoons (90g)
    Chinese black vinegar: ¼ cup (60g)
    Rice wine vinegar: ¼ cup (60g)
    Canola oil: Approximately ¼ cup (60g) plus more for frying
    Sesame oil: 2 teaspoons (8g) toasted, more for finishing
    Fish sauce: ½ cup (120ml)
    Spices & Seasonings
    Ground white pepper: 2 ¼ teaspoons (9g)
    Baking soda: 1 teaspoon (4g)
    Salt: As needed, plus 2 teaspoons (8g)
    Honey: 1 ½ teaspoon (6g)
    Mirin: 3 teaspoons (12g)
    Oyster sauce: 3 tablespoons (45g)
    Miscellaneous
    Chicken stock: ½ cup (120ml)
    Toasted sesame seeds: for garnish
    Optional
    Chili oil for garnish

  • @stuarttosney9134
    @stuarttosney9134 3 місяці тому

    Good tip - when making spring roles, use a raw banana to seal the pastry. Natures glue and great flavour. Plus, you can roll and deep fry and leftover Banana as a treat

  • @arkhanok6329
    @arkhanok6329 5 місяців тому +22

    Bro can the editor stop poping every time a subtitle apears

    • @LeonisYT
      @LeonisYT 5 місяців тому +1

      But I likey

    • @oxithotten5861
      @oxithotten5861 5 місяців тому

      oh so you're a hater? a stinky smelly little hater? the cataclysm is approaching, little man

    • @ImNotJackE
      @ImNotJackE 5 місяців тому +2

      popping* ☝️🤓

  • @LightofJustice93
    @LightofJustice93 5 місяців тому +7

    He REALLY needs to get other people to judge the food, because they’re both so biased.

  • @Runt8021
    @Runt8021 5 місяців тому

    I'm an asian, not particularly fond of American Chinese takeouts due to high content of MSG but I came to watch the talent of the chef Joshua. Being impressed is an understatement.

  • @d-_-b-
    @d-_-b- 5 місяців тому

    One of the things about making food at home that is so underrated is that you get to pick what goes in the dish, yes at places like chipotle you get to pick what goes in but you dont get to pick what kind of grade or freshness its at. At home you have full control of the quality of the ingredients

  • @clutchcargo666
    @clutchcargo666 5 місяців тому +3

    Constructive criticism: Increase your volume levels. Your channel is consistently the most difficult to hear of any that I am subscribed to.

  • @jmcruzie566
    @jmcruzie566 5 місяців тому

    The beef and broc was soooo good!! I've already made it twice and bought a new wok❤ really simple but flavorful.

  • @admiralgran8920
    @admiralgran8920 5 місяців тому +1

    Would love to see a Mongolian beef too! And crab rangoon - both my faves

  • @kadefoulk8492
    @kadefoulk8492 Місяць тому

    Got your unapologetic cookbook. Excellent investment. Love augmenting your recipes to fit my household. Definitely the boost I needed to change things up

  • @JoyDiPaola
    @JoyDiPaola 5 місяців тому +1

    You gotta make a side vid with the Mongolian beef and the orange chicken recipes. Pretty pretty please.

  • @icyraikkonen2516
    @icyraikkonen2516 5 місяців тому

    Has Josh ever not made the best meal ever or ever lost a cooking competition against anyone. He should definitely have 90000000 Michelin Stars.....

  • @veganlsd1577
    @veganlsd1577 5 місяців тому

    For the dumplings a little tip from japan. Ad some Corn Starch to the water before adding it to the pan (this will add a little extra crisp to the bottom of dem "teings" )

  • @GavNotts
    @GavNotts 5 місяців тому

    As someone from the UK I have to say I highly rate the recipes, as well as loving your "British" accent at 6:13 😃

  • @cody6584
    @cody6584 5 місяців тому +1

    you should do a video on what ingredients to always have on hand or the most used ingredients

  • @fabianfischer1755
    @fabianfischer1755 5 місяців тому +1

    thanks for including the metric system ❤❤

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 5 місяців тому

      Well, tea spoons and table spoons are pretty international. It's not necessarily the exact amount in grams or milliliters that make a dish taste good, but the ratio of ingredients. If it's "add one part of this to two parts of that" it does not really matter if the part is based on imperial or metric units.

  • @violindalola
    @violindalola 5 місяців тому +1

    Congrats on 9 million!

  • @celiayang194
    @celiayang194 5 місяців тому

    Love your video! just want to share a small tip:when you mix the meat stuff of eggroll or potsticker, you can blend it from one direction, either clockwise or counter clockwise. That will help the meat to block the juice and flavour.

  • @flubyux2
    @flubyux2 3 місяці тому

    Point of contention: for the beef and brocolli, I like to have the florets lightly steamed beforehand. When they are raw, they don’t cook enough before the onions become overdone. If they are presteamed, the onions and broccoli will finish at the same time.

  • @patrickperkins145
    @patrickperkins145 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm gonna need to see Uncle Roger's take on the fried rice

  • @fanges147
    @fanges147 4 місяці тому

    My parents briefly owned a Chinese takeout restaurant, and their secret ingredient for General Tso's Chicken was a bit of water chestnut flour in the batter mixture. I think it was also double fried, but it made the batter super crunchy and stay crunchy longer in the sauce than any other restaurant in town.

  • @PaulLoh
    @PaulLoh 5 місяців тому +1

    My favorite Chinese dishes are Sechuan pig ear, garlic chicken feet, cumin pig knuckle, chili pig intestine, and fiery frog legs.

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 5 місяців тому +1

      I’ve never had pig ear, but I’ve had everything else ( but not garlic,fiery or chili versions) .

  • @BlackmetalGoon
    @BlackmetalGoon 5 місяців тому +2

    The betrayal of chow mein...