How Black People Be When It’s Their First Day on The Job 😂😂😂

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  • @killakay
    @killakay  2 роки тому +67

    Follow my Instagram instagram.com/thekillakay_ LOVE YALL 🤟🏽

    • @jamillie87
      @jamillie87 2 роки тому

      Ayo dead in every job dead tf on!!!

    • @muirick9924
      @muirick9924 2 місяці тому

      Revelation 1:14-15 bible (KJV)
      His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; and his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in furnace.
      (John 7:38 KJV bible verse)
      "He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water."
      revelation 1 verse 14-15 is describing Christ Yashaya looks like. & *it does matter* , bc obviously if the roman catholics jew-ISH ✡️ ppl, gonna put up a false image of christ, a g@y roman man, he unalived ppl, son of pop Alexander of rome. *Cesare Borgia* +plus all the idolatry when in the bible it says make no images of whats above in heaven & below in the earth & worship it. & make no idols & worship it. Idols aka the cross, Buddhist statue, Jesus statue & etc.. & that all idolatry is all your religions & Holidays btw. & etc... pagun they do.
      ● look up Cesare Borgia On Google images or on UA-cam.
      *(do your research before u assume im wrong)*
      Thats jesus
      ● All religions & holidays are pagun & demonic. Your unknowingly worshipping fallen angel and demons if your religious.
      ● Christ Real name is Yashaya & he was dark skinned not black or african. A Hebrew Israelite. Hebrew Israelites are God Ahayah chosen ppl. That are targeted & being destroyed in society rn. black ppl are Hebrew Israelites. God Ahayah give only us laws & commandments 613 n we broke them. So God Ahayah but Hebrews under a curse. To be under Esau. Esau is the 1st white person or actually Red with hair all over. Caucasians, gentiles, Ebomites, . Issac Abraham's son had a wife called Rebecca n she had twins. Esau & Jocab. Issac & Rebecca are dark skinned aka Hebrew Israelites. Esau was red with hair all over & Jocab was dark skinned. *(Rebecca had 2 nations in her womb)* Esau went against his brother & made a deal with satan on top of mount sier. To destroy his brother Jocab aka Hebrew Israelites. Esau was your vikings ruling with a sword. A hunter. Demonic ppl. Gentiles mean pagun. Or heathens. Thats the 1st white man. Was Esau. Do your research.
      ● God real name is Ahayah.
      ■ ANY OTHER names other than God Ahayah & Christ Yashaya is False demonic doctrine & Satan's many names. Satan has plenty of names.
      ■ lucifer, the devil, satan, serpent, dragon, Samuel, angel of death. Yahweh, Jehovah, yeshua, yhwh,
      All satans names n more too.
      ● Satan & his fallen angels disobey God Ahayah. Angels had s3x with humans making Nephilim. Giants they were monsters killin everything even themselves. God Ahayah flooded the Earth because of the Nephilim. They were gonna destroy everything that's why.
      ■ when satan disobeyed God Ahayah he was kicked outta heaven down to earth.& satan isnt just sitting around ppl.
      ● stars are Angels. Shooting stars, "asteroids", "comets" are fallen angels. Moon & sun are inside firmament.
      ■ Above is Firmament, water, then Heaven in that order. *(NO SPACE)* space is a demonic nasa lie. Just like evolution is too. N space aliens. Aliens are just fallen angels, Nephilim, spirits. That can shape shift. To easily trick ppl. Tribes. Ufos is just fallen angel technology.
      ■ Ghost are fake. All spirits are Nephilim spirits. GOD's creations aka -Human souls goes to wait judgment. Non God creations souls STAY ON THE EARTH. So any spirit or ghost. Is a demonic evil spirits pretending to be your relative or ancestors. Its called familiar spirits . They can easily mimic your loved ones. They shape shift. "Satan can appear as a angel of light."
      ●pharmacy is demonic. Their medication 💊 medicine is just drugs to kill u. & get u possessed. None sobor minded person is up for possession n its not like the movies they lie. *(Any symbols or logos with a serpent 🐍 or ✝️ cross snake wrapping around a pole or something means its demonic . N most stars too. Serpent means satan. N cross means roman catholic. The ppl who hate & killed christ made Christianity. Ppl)*
      ○Look up the symbol on an ambulance. Its literally a satanic symbol. A serpent 🐍 aka satan around a kinda look like star or cross. ✡️ like this. Star of molock. Satan's symbol.
      *(do your research before u assume im wrong)*
      ● Mental illness is demon or evil spirit possession. Do your research. Addiction, anger issues, gay/ trans, drag. Is all evil spirits in that person.
      ■●○Do your research or you are basically sheep. To society & society is demonic. Look at $1 bill. Illuminati logo & Egyptian pyramids on it. Egypt is a demonic place God Ahayah destroy because they were worshipping fallen angels & demons. Using magic & witchcraft . When Moses went there. N they on our money American $1. Egyptian pyramid with all seeing eye Illuminati logo. & who prints the money? Our government. Which means our government is demonic. They dont have our best interest to help us or society there tryin to destroy it.
      ●America is Actually Esdras
      ■ i more thing. Pork & shell fish dont eat them. They give u cancer & diseases. N other unclean food too. Look it up God Ahayah told us we cant eat certain animals. Some animals weren't made to be eaten. Shell fish are just *(insects)* water bugs. They carry diseases naturally n we eat them like sheep. Like idoits. Pork too. N others.
      Hopefully someone reads this.....
      Jesus, Yahweh, yeshua, Jehovah, yhwh. *(All Satan's name)*. Lucifer, samuel. Angel of Death.
      *DONT ASSUME IM WRONG CHRISTIANS DO YOUR RESEARCH 1ST* dont be sheep. Christ real name is Yashaya and God real name is Ahayah.
      12 tribes of Israel. Hebrew Israelites God's chosen people. Are dark skinned. Mostly around south America because of slave trade. Christ Yashaya was dark skinned. All religions and holidays are pagun. And false doctrine. False idols. Jesus is a false idol. Its all demonic. *WAKE UP* SHEEP. before its too late. Dont let the evil spirit win. Let go of ego and pride. Thats a spirit. Blocking u. From knowing TRUTH.!
      ●Get Baptized like Christ Yashaya in his name.
      ● Follow christ Yashaya laid out path to truly be saved.
      *(Believe it or not its True)*
      Santa = s a t a n.

  • @Raw_Talker
    @Raw_Talker 3 роки тому +5895

    Bro JUST STARTED and already asking about time off! 😂😂😂😂

    • @tillettman
      @tillettman 3 роки тому +195

      It's the right move, though. Should he stick with this job until the PTO kicks in only to find that it's a pain in the butt, or should he keep on putting in his application to other job openings out there?

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid 3 роки тому +41

      I smoke weed & get high on my UA-cam channel for a living, I’m saving money to open a cannabis dispensary

    • @Disco6ixco
      @Disco6ixco 3 роки тому +14

      Im not gone lie i did that before

    • @XRXONE
      @XRXONE 3 роки тому +7

      That’s how it be 🤣

    • @greatestofalltime6141
      @greatestofalltime6141 3 роки тому +23

      @@tillettman boy get yo broke ass tf outta here😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Messiahbolical5
    @Messiahbolical5 3 роки тому +3450

    "I just asked someone else but ima ask youu too for clarification" 😂😂 killin me daily.

    • @phylliswillis1298
      @phylliswillis1298 3 роки тому +12

      Right hahaha

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 3 роки тому +90

      "I jus' wanna make sure I ain't trippin"

    • @JiveCinema
      @JiveCinema 3 роки тому +16

      🤣 I can't with this dude you would think he was a 50 year old man as much stuff as he knows

    • @DblONo7
      @DblONo7 3 роки тому +13

      Seriously, you would assume that ALL the information was provided to you during training but in some cases, some information are left out and sometimes you recieve accurate info from people that been there atleast 5+ years...Keyword, sometimes.

    • @jamaljamal6169
      @jamaljamal6169 3 роки тому +2

      Actually that means he didn't ask nobody else, he just don't want the dude he asking to think he singling him out for all the info, especially when you asking several questions.

  • @liddoldoll3504
    @liddoldoll3504 3 роки тому +895

    “Then my babymomma tripping, -500.” I’m so done😂😂😂 He funny af

    • @joshuadiaz6121
      @joshuadiaz6121 2 роки тому +15

      Yo it really be that much too i had some guys i worked with show me their paystub they were paying 500-600 i was just like lol

    • @rockybolick9646
      @rockybolick9646 2 роки тому +13

      He definitely ain't lying. That's exactly how much I have to pay hahaha

    • @trevorwilliams2797
      @trevorwilliams2797 2 роки тому +2

      @@rockybolick9646 how many kids you pay for my brotha?

    • @rockybolick9646
      @rockybolick9646 2 роки тому +4

      @@trevorwilliams2797 1

    • @justcallme_cobi
      @justcallme_cobi 2 роки тому

      🤣😭😭

  • @drippy623
    @drippy623 3 роки тому +429

    The part where he’s calculating how much he’s gonna make has me😭I can’t count many times I’ve done that

    • @Eli-akad
      @Eli-akad 2 роки тому +15

      Every time, I only do that shit the first week or two then after I already got a general idea😂

    • @Matt24.
      @Matt24. 2 роки тому

      I still do that to this day every day I do that The calculator thing

    • @bigdog2610
      @bigdog2610 Місяць тому

      @@Matt24. everyday my boy lmao gotta make sure ain’t nothing funny going on “okay I still make this for this many hours… Aite bet”

  • @jada.wada23
    @jada.wada23 3 роки тому +2322

    “ I ain’t even look at the clock when I walked over here. I been out here about 15, 25, maybe 30, 45 minutes I don’t know.”😂😂

    • @readscapedreaming4928
      @readscapedreaming4928 3 роки тому +74

      Sooo..., 'bout an hour 😂

    • @iccy_ktc2656
      @iccy_ktc2656 3 роки тому +25

      Or 2

    • @yodaddy2619
      @yodaddy2619 3 роки тому +3

      Facts lol

    • @Happy_B2
      @Happy_B2 3 роки тому +2

      LOL
      ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ...

    • @pseguin7124
      @pseguin7124 3 роки тому +6

      Check the time and it's only been 5 mins

  • @yvng.j8786
    @yvng.j8786 3 роки тому +2281

    The way he went up from 15 to 45 min tho💀💀

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 3 роки тому +46

      Or clock back in after your lunch break then sit back down and take a few more minutes before going back to work 😂😂😂

    • @davontihoward9038
      @davontihoward9038 3 роки тому +14

      That shit had me thinking 15 and 45 come right after the other 😭

    • @EntertainmentTadayyyy
      @EntertainmentTadayyyy 3 роки тому +1

      🤣😩🤣

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 3 роки тому +2

      @@shoban I do it all the time lol dare someone to say something lol

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 3 роки тому +1

      @@sheilapate7604 LOL

  • @coldestchicever4684
    @coldestchicever4684 2 роки тому +418

    When he pulled out the calculator I lost it 🤣🤣🤣 “We needs to know” 😜

    • @YoungJustice1997
      @YoungJustice1997 2 роки тому +14

      That be me😂

    • @L.I.2RVA
      @L.I.2RVA 2 роки тому +6

      @@YoungJustice1997 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏼

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 роки тому +1

      @@YoungJustice1997 facts. Imagine having a commission pay job that still pays when you're on downtime. You gotta *always* be calculatin, lol

  • @disco4535
    @disco4535 3 роки тому +1878

    "Ayy Boss my socks too tight, it's giving me a headache. I gotta go home" Literally what this black dude i worked with said his first day doing roofs lmaoo

    • @Dude-hm4eu
      @Dude-hm4eu 3 роки тому +54

      LMAOOO

    • @Dude-hm4eu
      @Dude-hm4eu 3 роки тому +130

      I've heard my hair was done too tight I got a migraine. Was her 3rd day in, my boss believed that shit until everyone told him it would, 1. be a headache 2. It's bullshit.

    • @DespicableDishwasher
      @DespicableDishwasher 2 роки тому +86

      I'm honestly impressed he had the balls to even try that

    • @blackdimemoneymyers5942
      @blackdimemoneymyers5942 2 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

    • @saltedbleach4512
      @saltedbleach4512 2 роки тому +44

      @@Dude-hm4eu I get headaches when my hair is done too tight

  • @1CourtneyMichelle
    @1CourtneyMichelle 3 роки тому +3429

    Honestly we be adding the check up before we even start 🤣

    • @FirstLast-dk1ex
      @FirstLast-dk1ex 3 роки тому +223

      Lol I damn for sure do, taking out taxes and all.

    • @dominiquedixon8600
      @dominiquedixon8600 3 роки тому +30

      💯🤣🤣

    • @sethhoward9300
      @sethhoward9300 3 роки тому +346

      Lol just to be safe we over calculate the taxes so when we get the check we like “ damn more than I expected “ 😂😂 life is good !

    • @v.w8651
      @v.w8651 3 роки тому +101

      The smart way, who about to start a job not knowing exactly what’s coming in their pockets?

    • @cnb1243
      @cnb1243 3 роки тому +13

      Lmfaoooooo we really do

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema
    @PrimmsHoodCinema 3 роки тому +5182

    Lmaoo "Ay they be drug testing or what?"

    • @LAGator-qu7tc
      @LAGator-qu7tc 3 роки тому +126

      Facts, All Star shit

    • @jacobyu8022
      @jacobyu8022 3 роки тому +13

      Wassup primm 👁

    • @megamangman
      @megamangman 3 роки тому +88

      It's Primm. He be under random videos and shit. He an All-star

    • @BIGJT4X
      @BIGJT4X 3 роки тому +6

      When you dropping again

    • @dopekidd831
      @dopekidd831 3 роки тому +1

      @@megamangman 😂😂😂

  • @igotworms
    @igotworms 3 роки тому +270

    The way he just uses a safety vest as a uniform in every "on the job" skit. 😂

    • @trudagger3933
      @trudagger3933 2 роки тому +26

      He also got the Walmart vest

    • @mhurricane266
      @mhurricane266 2 роки тому +21

      He gots to have a inside scoop at Walmart. He got all the verbiage DOWN.

    • @yeti4269
      @yeti4269 2 роки тому +8

      @@mhurricane266 I think he said he worked there for over a year

  • @kingdoge69
    @kingdoge69 2 роки тому +183

    “Look I can already tell this job got me fucked up by orientation”
    I’ve been there Lmao

    • @DevonDuke60
      @DevonDuke60 2 роки тому +6

      Lmaoooo dats da part that really got me bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chriswright8074
      @chriswright8074 2 роки тому +1

      Walmart they whole we family B's

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 3 роки тому +1591

    Smoking part is super accurate. Everywhere you work, all the smokers hang out together.

    • @michealwelch3530
      @michealwelch3530 3 роки тому +234

      It’s about trust, we know if you smoke you not a snitch.

    • @mcbdllc136
      @mcbdllc136 2 роки тому +62

      @@michealwelch3530 on god we can all go down 💯

    • @myfavoritecolorisclear
      @myfavoritecolorisclear 2 роки тому +66

      @@michealwelch3530 i smoke but i wont smoke with my coworkers because they smoke right where the cameras can see them. i go behind a nearby store.

    • @ERPTZ
      @ERPTZ 2 роки тому +67

      Hell yeah. Never started a job somewhere where I didn’t meet someone that smoked. But as pothead, you can point out other potheads

    • @irishpanic
      @irishpanic 2 роки тому +58

      We can smell our own

  • @dyoung2739
    @dyoung2739 3 роки тому +1390

    😂Accurate. You ask your new co-workers all of the questions that you didn’t want to ask during the interview.

    • @P8860
      @P8860 3 роки тому +23

      Str8 Facts!

    • @michael567jober
      @michael567jober 3 роки тому +5

      lmao so true

    • @onepunch2310
      @onepunch2310 3 роки тому +44

      They be half ass telling you shit and that be pissing me off like damn help a bitch out you been here for 3 years!

    • @amberharmsen2497
      @amberharmsen2497 3 роки тому +5

      @@P8860 you don’t have to be black to do this one
      Everyone does this shit

    • @stewartyates4510
      @stewartyates4510 3 роки тому +12

      Or you could be straight up with your employer and probably have a much better career

  • @KingShivur
    @KingShivur 3 роки тому +98

    That “I don’t know how y’all do this” really fucking hits lmaooo

  • @glodaze8650
    @glodaze8650 3 роки тому +54

    U forgot that “aye how much was yo first check”😂😭😭 that shoulda been yo first question after introductions😂💯

  • @lapeep6216
    @lapeep6216 3 роки тому +1892

    This right here, this is accurate.

  • @W.orld.Breaker
    @W.orld.Breaker 3 роки тому +874

    When he bussed out the calculator 😂. I thought I was the only one

    • @quann9910
      @quann9910 3 роки тому +1

      Rs😂😂💯

    • @terrenceg3005
      @terrenceg3005 3 роки тому +44

      Every fuckin week, 😂... multiple times even

    • @christophershanklin112
      @christophershanklin112 3 роки тому +1

      Terrence G300 😂😂nah fr

    • @pnutbuttababi24
      @pnutbuttababi24 3 роки тому +20

      Aye payroll makes mistakes too lol

    • @Hey_its_Koda
      @Hey_its_Koda 3 роки тому +19

      I do it when i have to call in and i see the damage it causes for payday. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

  • @RobiM0717
    @RobiM0717 2 роки тому +19

    Omg!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe!!!!! He said should I walk back at 14mins cuz that's a long walk lmao!!!! This gotta be my favorite one!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤

  • @trey9063
    @trey9063 3 роки тому +27

    “start walking back at 14” felt tht😂😂

  • @PRINCESS2U_
    @PRINCESS2U_ 3 роки тому +2207

    “THEN MY BABY MAMA TRIPPING”
    -takes off $500

    • @xBloodXGusherx
      @xBloodXGusherx 3 роки тому +20

      Hahaha!

    • @bojanglesobrien6883
      @bojanglesobrien6883 3 роки тому +188

      Mine gets me for 1790 a month, big tripping.

    • @mond921
      @mond921 3 роки тому +1

      dead

    • @mond921
      @mond921 3 роки тому +79

      @@bojanglesobrien6883 tears

    • @xBloodXGusherx
      @xBloodXGusherx 3 роки тому +172

      @@bojanglesobrien6883
      How is you surviving?
      Shit might as well get back with her at that point.

  • @davidwavidshmavider
    @davidwavidshmavider 3 роки тому +2108

    This is so fucking accurate, it’s frightening as hell. Lol.

  • @mjgfromdallas
    @mjgfromdallas 3 роки тому +84

    As someone who worked construction for 11 years, this is accurate with every new person lol.

  • @michealwelch3530
    @michealwelch3530 3 роки тому +50

    “When I call off do points roll off every 3 months or 6” literally me at every new job I have.

    • @Delta.Garage
      @Delta.Garage 2 роки тому +1

      @Jennifer Defoor right? Almost every job I've been too ( I job hop a lot trying to find a good paying job involving me driving or operating equipment) its always "it restarts in a year" same with vdays. Shits crazy.

  • @TheGogirl901
    @TheGogirl901 3 роки тому +463

    "I can already tell this job got me f**ked up" - the ACCURACY!! 😂😂

    • @eugenebridges9537
      @eugenebridges9537 3 роки тому +7

      @TheGogirl901 that shit killed me 💀💀😹😹

    • @damionhood9642
      @damionhood9642 3 роки тому +7

      I had to pause it at that part because it’s me 💯
      I’m glad someone else point it out too

    • @kpopfan246
      @kpopfan246 3 роки тому +15

      Right! Be on your break, searching for a new job.

    • @Almightykingtay
      @Almightykingtay 3 роки тому +2

      True asf 😂😂😂

    • @christophershanklin112
      @christophershanklin112 2 роки тому +1

      Lady Honeybee 😂nah fr

  • @blaketundra3216
    @blaketundra3216 3 роки тому +230

    "I've been out here 15, 25, 30, 35, 40 minutes.. idk."
    I felt that.

  • @StonerHAS
    @StonerHAS 2 роки тому +15

    That calculator part is me for sure lol I be having my own time sheet in my phone calculating everything 😂😂😂

  • @Amir.mybestie999
    @Amir.mybestie999 2 роки тому +5

    All amazon overnight workers felt this whole video including me

  • @dh_444
    @dh_444 3 роки тому +870

    “Are they gonna trip if I take 20 minutes of do I gotta start walking back at 14” 😂😂😂

    • @tgtgtgtgtgtgtg
      @tgtgtgtgtgtgtg 3 роки тому +43

      I swearrr when i worked at Starbucks I’d say “I’m going for my 17 minute break” 😅

    • @Happy_B2
      @Happy_B2 3 роки тому +2

      ,ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇᵉˢ

    • @khronicganjaofoz5070
      @khronicganjaofoz5070 3 роки тому +26

      Used to work in a warehouse for a chicken plant loading trucks I turnt them 15z into 20-25z shiid it took 3 minutes just walking to the car.😂

    • @haigewalk7956
      @haigewalk7956 3 роки тому +31

      I worked in a tech lab and they paid real close attention to your break times. Somebody even got fired because of points but she was only 18 seconds late!

    • @Accura15
      @Accura15 3 роки тому +40

      @@haigewalk795618 seconds..? nah they was trying to get rid of her😭

  • @actionscott8033
    @actionscott8033 3 роки тому +844

    When he said “got damn 30mins that’s not enough time” l felt that

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 3 роки тому +31

      4real it already takes like 10mins to get to the store plus the time walking back

    • @actionscott8033
      @actionscott8033 3 роки тому +30

      dead silence 😂 talk about it! Then you wanna sit down like a human and eat. I'm not talking bout taking ur sweet as time either just eating with a being rushed. These companies be forcing it sometimes with the breaks. Idc what job l work at if you wanna be a bitch about my break I’m going to the bathroom 15 before break ever damn time. 😂😂😂😂

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 3 роки тому +7

      @@actionscott8033 lol 4real thats why u gotta b cool with whoever in charge that day

    • @actionscott8033
      @actionscott8033 3 роки тому +2

      dead silence factsss 😂😂😂

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 3 роки тому +9

      @chase noneya its a such thing as unpaid lunch breaks Thats just petty

  • @nathanielmartinez12
    @nathanielmartinez12 3 роки тому +92

    “Do you smoke?” Is the first question I ask when I see a brother frfr

    • @fredleeland2464
      @fredleeland2464 3 роки тому

      I didn't know this was a black thing...but now from jobs I've had and been asked that I get it now lol

    • @JuiceIVStat
      @JuiceIVStat 2 роки тому +5

      It does get awkward when you don’t smoke tho

    • @brandes8057
      @brandes8057 2 роки тому +1

      @@JuiceIVStat what's awkward about it? Its either yes or no 🥴

  • @user-pt1qx3gj9h
    @user-pt1qx3gj9h 2 роки тому +3

    tryna get PTO his first day 😂

  • @natelodmouth3860
    @natelodmouth3860 3 роки тому +596

    “You, you smoke”?
    -Yup that’s the start of a good friendship right there👍🏾

    • @rhebbhulett
      @rhebbhulett 3 роки тому +146

      I have a theory on a foolproof way to innocently ask if someone smokes weed or not.
      You simply ask, “Do you smoke?”
      If they say “Yes” or “No,” you know they don’t smoke weed.
      If they respond with the question of, “Cigarettes?” you know they smoke weed. Only a weed smoker would know the difference needs to be specified.

    • @natelodmouth3860
      @natelodmouth3860 3 роки тому +33

      @@rhebbhulett this man spittin🤧🤧

    • @robertprewitt776
      @robertprewitt776 3 роки тому +7

      @@rhebbhulett yup

    • @carteranderson3634
      @carteranderson3634 3 роки тому +6

      @@rhebbhulett spot on honestly

    • @cmg2853
      @cmg2853 3 роки тому +48

      @@rhebbhulett I ALWAYS ask for clarification purposes, once I had this girl ask if I smoked, I said yeah and then she busted out a meth pipe lmfao.

  • @kvngslaay8335
    @kvngslaay8335 3 роки тому +416

    “Do you smoke?? aight bet wana be friends?! meet me at my car” That shit killed me😂😂

    • @Ken_Scaletta
      @Ken_Scaletta 2 роки тому +24

      I've had exactly this experience more than once with all colors. It's not a race thing, it's a weed head thing. They can recognize each other. You definitely know if somebody's NOT cool.

    • @hilltop565
      @hilltop565 2 роки тому +5

      @@Ken_Scaletta hey genius, that particular point in the video was that he's going to ask another black person before he ask someone outside the race. He is 100% accurate

    • @Ken_Scaletta
      @Ken_Scaletta 2 роки тому +6

      @@hilltop565 I'm the white dude they ask if there aren't any black people around.

    • @hilltop565
      @hilltop565 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ken_Scaletta welp there you go 🤣

    • @cloudywon
      @cloudywon 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ken_Scaletta yeah, weed heads can spot weed heads.
      Some are more inconspicuous but in this situation, it's easy to tell

  • @lilwizzy1586
    @lilwizzy1586 3 роки тому +8

    “Den my baby moma trippin” -500… had me rollin🤣😂👌🏼

  • @EB-ok3io
    @EB-ok3io 2 роки тому +1

    ‘I been out here 15, 25, 35 Maybe 45 mins’ I’m cryyyin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @christianfox5544
    @christianfox5544 3 роки тому +315

    “I can already tell by orientation that I ain’t gonna last long” 😂😂😂

    • @egeehaque9016
      @egeehaque9016 3 роки тому +5

      That one got me 🤣

    • @Eyesunmoonstars
      @Eyesunmoonstars 3 роки тому +5

      If this ain’t the truth, I don’t know what is. 🤣🤣

    • @christianfox5544
      @christianfox5544 3 роки тому +20

      @@Eyesunmoonstars you ain’t lying. I been to an orientation before and wanted to quit before I started. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Eyesunmoonstars
      @Eyesunmoonstars 3 роки тому +12

      @@christianfox5544 oh I’ve been in orientation and never started the job. When I say he ain’t lying, I know from experience 🤣🤣

    • @christianfox5544
      @christianfox5544 3 роки тому

      @Platinum Hustle Productions bruh same exact job. Didn’t last a month before I had a new one. Couldn’t fade it.

  • @therockobama3018
    @therockobama3018 3 роки тому +377

    This man is speaking for everyone not just black folks 😂

    • @Heyu7her3
      @Heyu7her3 3 роки тому +19

      I hate your avi so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Fransais
      @Fransais 2 роки тому +2

      Right

    • @JoaoMendez1
      @JoaoMendez1 2 роки тому +3

      Bruh🥴 it always the day when i get my paycheck that i feel like I can’t continue working😂🤣 but the next day I’m there like if nothing ever happened and working with a big smile ear to ear 😂😭

    • @DuckHouse1
      @DuckHouse1 2 роки тому

      Right?

  • @Keziah2447178
    @Keziah2447178 3 роки тому +7

    “My check should be” is entirely too accurate

  • @thewoolycontacts
    @thewoolycontacts 2 роки тому +30

    I know the feeling, bro. Some jobs and employers really makes you feel like you working slave labor. Walk back at 14 minutes.. ain't that a bitch.
    Sometimes I dont even go nowhere during a 15. Takes me half my break to get to where I wanna be and settle in.

  • @taichou_tre3919
    @taichou_tre3919 3 роки тому +614

    Didn’t think it could be more accurate until the last part linking with the smokers 🤣

    • @tommyevans5285
      @tommyevans5285 3 роки тому +2

      Ong

    • @antarahibnshaddad7725
      @antarahibnshaddad7725 3 роки тому +52

      Swear niggas gon find a smoke buddy! Mandatory

    • @JohnnyVasquez8
      @JohnnyVasquez8 3 роки тому +73

      I used to work at a place where there was only 1 black dude and I was the only Hispanic guy. Now It makes sense why he asked me to smoke lol I was next in the chain after not having another black worker there lol
      He was a cool guy for sure! Laughs for days! 💀😂😂😂

    • @superfried9550
      @superfried9550 3 роки тому +3

      These videos work for white people as well lmao shits too funny

    • @antarahibnshaddad7725
      @antarahibnshaddad7725 3 роки тому +26

      @@JohnnyVasquez8 you got enough melanin brother! We jus don’t wana get snitched on 😂

  • @tyrencrafton1814
    @tyrencrafton1814 3 роки тому +270

    "We get paid weekly" is a traditional question 😂😂

  • @MichaelSmith-kz9vr
    @MichaelSmith-kz9vr 2 роки тому +10

    I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Every time.

  • @YoungJustice1997
    @YoungJustice1997 2 роки тому +10

    The calculator is me, I'm like the dad in everybody hates Chris

    • @janiecekeys4765
      @janiecekeys4765 2 роки тому

      I gotta down good too, before i apply i calculate the pay

  • @LordKuzon
    @LordKuzon 3 роки тому +180

    Seeing a brother at a new job makes you think if he’s going to be your best friend or worst enemy 😂

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 роки тому +15

      My dad been at his job for 20+ years and I think he hates the other black dudes the most 🤣 they always get on his nerves with their dumbass questions. And he is not afraid to make fun of them mercilessly.

    • @1wayTrxp
      @1wayTrxp 2 роки тому +34

      Ain’t it crazy how we hate on one another shit sad asf

    • @milesy8207
      @milesy8207 2 роки тому +1

      @@1wayTrxp faxs

    • @ThePoisonedReaper
      @ThePoisonedReaper Рік тому +1

      ​@@1wayTrxp It ain't sad it is just human psychology. All races hate and kill eachother. That's why we created politics and religion.

  • @julianfleming5627
    @julianfleming5627 3 роки тому +173

    The figuring out how much your check is and how much gone is on point.

    • @bojanglesobrien6883
      @bojanglesobrien6883 3 роки тому +14

      And then the check comes in 300 less than the calculator predicted 😆

  • @JaimeGarcia-pi1ie
    @JaimeGarcia-pi1ie 2 роки тому

    Thank you for your service, . keep up the great work. Loving it!!!!

  • @Vikshay
    @Vikshay Рік тому +1

    The 33.50 took me out when discussing the pay 😂😂😂😭

  • @Stillwatersheed
    @Stillwatersheed 3 роки тому +103

    “I already asked someone but I wanna ask you for clarification “😂😂😂😂😂 ACCURATE

  • @benitocamela5632
    @benitocamela5632 3 роки тому +1220

    Im mexican and work in construction... This shit is hilarious accurate lmao you funny as fuck

    • @youngkat3591
      @youngkat3591 3 роки тому +62

      So they’re basically admitting that they’re lazy.

    • @abcdefg-xm7dc
      @abcdefg-xm7dc 3 роки тому +227

      @@youngkat3591 so you're basically admitting you're racist

    • @lobehold2263
      @lobehold2263 3 роки тому +26

      If the shoes fit

    • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
      @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide 3 роки тому +97

      @@verbalmasturbator always.. sour jar of mayo always messes up the function. Unseasoned ass humor, lol

    • @ccsx222
      @ccsx222 3 роки тому +16

      @@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide LMFAOOOOO

  • @ebbyknights1820
    @ebbyknights1820 2 роки тому

    😆🤣 you cracking me up today. Thanks for this laughter.

  • @prodhoodrich
    @prodhoodrich 3 роки тому +5

    Lol this was me …”so how does time off work, how long is lunch?” 🤣🤣

  • @Floppa-G
    @Floppa-G 3 роки тому +565

    That sheepish “do you smoke?” is probably the most dead on quirk imo lol

    • @xBloodXGusherx
      @xBloodXGusherx 3 роки тому +1

      haha!

    • @drecarti912
      @drecarti912 2 роки тому +11

      Scary moment tho 🤣 dude could be a opp

    • @jadonplox
      @jadonplox 2 роки тому +8

      @@drecarti912 "good i just had to make sure i wasnt working with any stoners"

  • @wydkwhy
    @wydkwhy 3 роки тому +61

    “I already asked somebody else but imma ask you just in case” lmao I be askin the same 6 questions to 10 different people

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 3 роки тому +5

      I do the same thing just to start conversations

    • @TerraCrisis
      @TerraCrisis 3 роки тому +6

      Cause some folks be lyin, knowing damn well they don’t know the answers to your questions either, but want to appear cool like they know what’s up. Lmao

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 3 роки тому +1

      @@TerraCrisis lol 4real tho

  • @kazutokirigaya2147
    @kazutokirigaya2147 3 роки тому +4

    Lmfaooo, the “do you smoke?” part was too real! I’ve never not found the fellow black coworker to smoke with at any of my jobs😂

  • @AraeViper2014
    @AraeViper2014 2 роки тому +3

    So accurate I feel like you were standing over my shoulder taking notes for this one, all your content is hilarious

  • @Homeside301
    @Homeside301 3 роки тому +114

    This man got that Amazon job. I remember I was waiting for the bus at 4 in the morning this guy from inbound had his safety jacket and and he was staring blank. I asked him whats good and he was like damn I thought I was home 😂😂😂

    • @Justin-pp3pl
      @Justin-pp3pl 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Stalkerx13
      @Stalkerx13 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfao, fucked up shit.

    • @111deepsoul
      @111deepsoul 2 роки тому +1

      God Damm 😬

    • @SegaGentleman
      @SegaGentleman 2 роки тому +6

      I used to work that inbound stow night shift smh. Fell asleep driving home many morninga smh

    • @jsanders9975
      @jsanders9975 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Realtingz
    @Realtingz 3 роки тому +86

    I bet his neighbors like “who he talkin too?” 👁👄👁

  • @BXQuad
    @BXQuad 2 роки тому +1

    "they gone give me a warning?, bet bet bet " 😂😂😂

  • @DHB2
    @DHB2 2 роки тому +3

    Always gotta ask how much the check usually be

  • @Fuckareyousaying
    @Fuckareyousaying 3 роки тому +133

    That was me my first day working for Comcast.
    “Wait we got how many installs today??” 😂

  • @mariekano9730
    @mariekano9730 3 роки тому +47

    "Orientation let me know i ain't goin last long" lmao 🤣 that BROKE ME

  • @racheljackson5576
    @racheljackson5576 3 роки тому +1

    The Lunch and PTO questions are the only two I put on my checklist.

  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao! Totally me, I be asking about former employees and how long they lasted working there 😂😂😂

  • @ausinasmith96
    @ausinasmith96 3 роки тому +60

    When the phone calculator got pulled up to add the first check up 😂😂😂
    Getting the first check and you're like "damn I did the math, the must have not counted some hours. I'ma ask if my check look right" 🤣

  • @sheluvkommas
    @sheluvkommas 3 роки тому +266

    He never fails.

  • @raythomas5090
    @raythomas5090 2 роки тому +1

    When he started adding the numbers and said my baby momma trippin (500) I lost it😭😭😭

  • @BRITTWOODNESHIE
    @BRITTWOODNESHIE 3 роки тому +5

    This is too accurate 😂 definitely when I was working at Amazon.

  • @sharonwong5688
    @sharonwong5688 3 роки тому +125

    I'm not black (am south east asian) but this is me when I took a job due to desperation and then slowly came to hating it the more I worked there and found out about shit 😂

  • @Ready_Reels24
    @Ready_Reels24 3 роки тому +394

    HIS POSTING SCHEDULE IS EVERY SECOND BRO ON GOD

    • @killakay
      @killakay  3 роки тому +44

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jemazondo9331
      @jemazondo9331 3 роки тому +16

      He’s already big on tik tok and Instagram. That’s why he’s uploading so fast on UA-cam. He’s just posting vids from his other social media along with the new stuff.

    • @Happy_B2
      @Happy_B2 3 роки тому +4

      ,ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇᵉˢ

    • @tuilleri
      @tuilleri 3 роки тому +2

      @@jemazondo9331 but for UA-cam shorts don’t you gotta create them from scratch, no ? Or is there an option do upload vids as shorts ?

  • @Danny-xj5ts
    @Danny-xj5ts 3 роки тому +3

    I swear black people funny as hell! He keeping it 100 too, it’s too bad society has become so sensitive, soon they will be calling him a racist for making those jokes and he black, enjoy this humor while it lasts....
    Thanks dude love all your videos

  • @DevonDuke60
    @DevonDuke60 2 роки тому

    Man this dude got me hollering !!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @slendertony8814
    @slendertony8814 3 роки тому +124

    “Aye big dog” is so accurate lmao you left out the part where they give everybody a nick name too

    • @alexrosado3890
      @alexrosado3890 3 роки тому +2

      You wanna find out why they call me The Vacuum

  • @sheilapate7604
    @sheilapate7604 3 роки тому +26

    Oh Lordy he already thinking about taking PTO lol 😂

  • @Reggied103079
    @Reggied103079 2 роки тому +1

    The part about asking somebody, but also asking you for clarification IS SOOO FUCKIN TRUE LMAOOOOO

  • @jinx_DaGhost
    @jinx_DaGhost 3 роки тому +3

    the walk back matters 💯

  • @wavykidnaz1024
    @wavykidnaz1024 3 роки тому +212

    I just started working at a detail/car wash n I was told we had a “10 min lunch break” I was like wtff is diss 😭😭😭😭

    • @tence_6965
      @tence_6965 3 роки тому +29

      When i worked in restaurant industry i got no break or no lunch. Worked straight

    • @skylarleppert46
      @skylarleppert46 3 роки тому +18

      Man, those car wash jobs are soul crushing. I used to get 30 minutes for lunch and sometimes wouldn’t even get a break all day.

    • @Bee-sp7mb
      @Bee-sp7mb 3 роки тому +14

      @@tence_6965 yeah I was a server working 12hrs straight. The only break was IF it slowed down.

    • @tence_6965
      @tence_6965 3 роки тому +3

      @@Bee-sp7mb yeah i worked as dishwasher, prep and cook years back only time i got a break was restroom or water

    • @Bee-sp7mb
      @Bee-sp7mb 3 роки тому +3

      @@tence_6965 yeah BOH really be working hard too. I used to bring the dishwashers water lol so ik it was for y’all

  • @sethhoward9300
    @sethhoward9300 3 роки тому +300

    Lol and we always want to talk smart and “sound” professional about the simplest questions 😂😂😂 you should do one ,” how black ppl act at the job after the first check”

  • @HGA_kurokuma
    @HGA_kurokuma 2 роки тому +1

    I felt this one. Last year around this time I started construction for the first time ever. Worked on a solar farm. For each line it was about 86 panels. Panels were 50 lbs each. We had to put up at least 11 lines. On my first day, I did 3. And also on my second day

  • @j13741374
    @j13741374 3 роки тому +6

    These youtube suggestions vids starting to give off horoscope vibes. I'm starting a new job next week and I swear I was considering asking these same questions on my first day. 😅

  • @donnelljordan907
    @donnelljordan907 3 роки тому +195

    “I make 17.50 how much you make... 33.50 Godt” I felt that 😂😂😂

    • @SureYoureRight
      @SureYoureRight 3 роки тому +30

      That’s why I don’t talk about what I make to my coworkers. 😂Drama ensues when people start comparing salaries

    • @donnelljordan907
      @donnelljordan907 3 роки тому +8

      @@SureYoureRight true true 🤣

    • @ashtreylil1
      @ashtreylil1 3 роки тому +43

      Employers don't want you talking about how much you make because they don't wanna pay fair.

    • @cLdYGaming
      @cLdYGaming 3 роки тому +18

      @@ashtreylil1 the person who’s got the experience and time spent gets paid more lmao how is that unfair

    • @ashtreylil1
      @ashtreylil1 3 роки тому +12

      @@cLdYGaming isn't that what we all wish 🙏🏾 unfortunately that ain't the real world, you get what the job pays or find a different one is reality.

  • @chrisez3188
    @chrisez3188 3 роки тому +63

    “ do we get an hour or do we get 30mins” CANT SAY HOW MUCH IVE HEARD AND ASKED THAT 😂

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 3 роки тому +9

      Whatever time they give me i add 10-20mins

    • @tooquick20
      @tooquick20 3 роки тому +2

      @@deadsilence7319 Big facts 🤣🤣🤣

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 3 роки тому +1

      @@tooquick20 lol they b trippin Acting like we robots or something

    • @tooquick20
      @tooquick20 3 роки тому

      @@deadsilence7319I don't know what Fuck wrong with em, got me fucked up, a lot of them add 15-20 extra minutes, but they don't say a damn thing to them, but want to come to me lol

    • @tooquick20
      @tooquick20 3 роки тому

      And they know they do, so don't come to me with the bullshit lol

  • @Dimas5
    @Dimas5 2 роки тому +2

    The only problem I have with this video is NO construction job I’ve done has ever had an orientation hahaha you show up and work a whole day and then they may or may not tell you when to come in next

  • @tdunn1907
    @tdunn1907 2 роки тому

    Lol. I like how he's talking low volume/whispering his questions.

  • @crystalfrench2425
    @crystalfrench2425 3 роки тому +24

    Why are we like this 😭😭😂! Bruh I stay taking out my own estimate of taxes out my check 😂😂

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon
    @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 3 роки тому +42

    Bruh my first "15" was 14 minutes. After I saw they didn't pay attention, that smoke break was "when did you notice I was gone?"

  • @kt11540
    @kt11540 3 роки тому +3

    We always be whispering when we ask questions! 😆 lol we got to know the situation we just got in! I can tell this job got me messed up!

  • @Aaron1893
    @Aaron1893 2 роки тому

    Lol this applies to all people. Your channel cracks me up man

  • @davidplatania563
    @davidplatania563 3 роки тому +48

    When he pulled out the calculator that was so relatable

  • @superTman
    @superTman 3 роки тому +6

    Bruh adding up & subtracting the check for child support 😬Big Facts!!💯💯

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 Рік тому +1

    When he had the calculator out and said “then my baby momma be tripping” -500 😂😂

  • @johant6952
    @johant6952 3 роки тому +1

    We be tryna get the whole scoop🤣.

  • @Drostyles7676
    @Drostyles7676 3 роки тому +5

    Sounds like he talking about working at Amazon 😭

  • @yvng.j8786
    @yvng.j8786 3 роки тому +62

    Ong we asking all the questions bih we ain't finna be on no Scooby Doo shit tryna solve the mystery of what we gotta do for the pay🤣🤣💯

  • @0321Dave
    @0321Dave 2 роки тому

    Love these vids man!!! Your comedy is top shelf my guy!!!

  • @louist3923
    @louist3923 2 роки тому +1

    This dude funny as hell🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @LesPronto
    @LesPronto 3 роки тому +14

    When he pulled out that phone and started the calculations 😂🤣🤣 too accurate

  • @levantheman94
    @levantheman94 3 роки тому +30

    Real af in every minute of this man. Especially being the only brotha at my job. Shit crazy accurate 😅

  • @drelocs2878
    @drelocs2878 2 роки тому +1

    Yo killa You play these parts toooo damn GOOD LMAO 🤣 you must relate for sure 🤣🤣☠️🙌🏾