Dumbledore's comments make the already scalding (and alliterative) Minerva insults and her superior dominance over all of the wizarding world even better if possible.
TELL ME WHY every time I see these tik toks and I expect Dumbledore to be like this when I go and re watch the Harry Potter movies and when he's not I get disappointed 😂
Minnie: "Stop trying to bang the Minister he doesn't want you! You make him heave!" Umbridge: "Lies all lies!" Minnie: "He told me he'd rather have a romantic night with Voldemort and he's a homicidal maniac with no nose!" LMAO
I love that Minerva hides Dumbledore In her supply closet. It’s just the kind of thing she would do. Making sure her best friend can stay at his school.
“COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING” I never knew I needed to hear Dumbledore being such a drama addict. This line kills me every time I hear it I love these videos so much.
I rewatched the movies and I’m not kidding I was sad that Dumbledore and Minerva weren’t spending half the time roasting Umbridge and betting on Harry’s love life 😂
" Potter has about as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore becoming Headmaster again " " So a great, big, massive, humungous chance then, Potter "
I am so glad you added the scene where Minerva and Harry (and that pink figure) are speaking about Harry's becoming an auror. That scene is just in the books.
Cho didn’t even choose the name for “Dumbledore’s Army” but then cho had a warse name I would’ve called it “it none of Umbridge bossiness Nor is it any of the ministry’s bissness”
I keep making the mistake of watching these at 1:00am IM DYINGGGG🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 you should do more with minerva destroying umbridge and dumbledores drama OBSESSION or more voldemort stuff
All the minerva vs umbridge ones have me CACKLING and give me fuel for insults irl. Just today i had the pleasure of using “BEG ALL YOU WANT YOU HAGGARD GOBLIN” in an argument and my mental health is soaring
I’ve watched this particular video 3 times in a row already, and I only discovered your golden content half an hour ago. Take my sub, take my likes, take my soul, you deserve it
🤣 I’m nowhere near enough of a Potter head to know what the original scenes from the video are but this is HILARIOUS! The roasts are amazing! Great content!
I really feel for the actress who played Umbridge, apparently a sweet woman, and clearly an incredibly talented actress. Especially as nice as she allegedly is in real life. I hope she's gotten to play somebody nice so people know she's not Umbridge incarnate.
“ Well he told me he’d rather have a romantic night out with Voldemort and he’s a maniac with no nose “ “ ohh… “ “ and no wonder to look at you pink everyday what are you 10?! “
I would pay top dollar to see the Harry Potter movies redone like this from start to finish! I laugh from my gut every time I watch one of these videos! They're sheer comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣
I think we can all agree that we would love a remaster of the Harry Potter Series where McGonagall is just sassy af and taking the piss out of everyone around her😂😂😂 "Beg all you want you haggard goblin I'm just getting started" is my favorite line
mcgongall: You dont turn up at my school and start cutting my children
Dumbledore:sorry...who's school?
Ofcourse McGonagall's school. Dumbledore's is acting as if he even does something for the school . Lol
@Papaya Club LOVE her . She's my favourite character. I liked her from the second page of the book.
@Papaya Club and she is. Well, after deathly hallows
@@RRC879 same
😂😂😂😂😂
“HAVE YOU MET THE MAN HE’S NEVER BEEN IN A CLISET HIS ETIRE LIFE”
🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Except for Grindy.
Oooooooohhhhhhhh. Now I get it.
@Zothuro yesssss. He has a thing for Grindewald.
The whole thing was so funny that I genuinely think my heart might have stopped from laughing so much.
I just realized that 🤣
"COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!!!!"
"WHOOOO!"
"AHHHH IT'S SO NASTY!"
That was one of my favourite ones. Dumbledore was messy as hell🤣🤣
Omg yes I loved that😂😂
Luvin it!
I memorized that whole part
"Sorry who's school?"
Fred. George. Harry 🥺🥺
The quote of the year
Dumbledoor”I’m gonna drop kick you across gryfendor table!”
Could not stop laughing at that
"beg all you want, you haggard goblin"
(No hate intended) it’s gryfindor
@@evamakgill4008 *gryffindor
@@hafsasamia5997 damn it.
"what have I done to deserve this?"
"Exist you classless catastrophe"
This gotta be the best insult of all 🤣🤣🤣
Minerva mcgonagall u badass chick
I dunno, I’m kind of partial to “cantankerous cockwomble”.
Agreed
"Not to mention causing bodily harm to my students on a daily basis you reprehensible reptile" 🤣🤣🤣
Dumbledore's comments make the already scalding (and alliterative) Minerva insults and her superior dominance over all of the wizarding world even better if possible.
TELL ME WHY every time I see these tik toks and I expect Dumbledore to be like this when I go and re watch the Harry Potter movies and when he's not I get disappointed 😂
LoL HaHHahahHha
If he was like this then he would be one of the most popular characters for sure
Same 🥺
Ain’t nothing but a heart brea-no sorry not the time imma go bye
@@baconandwaffles7827 lol
"Shut up Dumbledore, trying to write it for Hermione and Ron...Hog..Hag" with tongue*
I died laughing 😂
Minnie: "Stop trying to bang the Minister he doesn't want you! You make him heave!"
Umbridge: "Lies all lies!"
Minnie: "He told me he'd rather have a romantic night with Voldemort and he's a homicidal maniac with no nose!"
LMAO
I died on the spot! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@letslearn7562 what song do you want me to play at your funeral
@@luxurgaming9746 no song! 🤣🤣
@@luxurgaming9746 who run the world girls who run the world girls
that "oh" right afterwards 🤣🤣
" No offense Potter, I didn't want to leave you there."
" Aw thanks proffessor that's actually really nice."
lmaoo
🤣🤣🤣.
@@katherinepierce7676 XD I loved that line
@@lorenzogus6925 thanks :)
I am soo dead 🤣🤣🤣
I memorized that part :D
"Anything you'd like to add?"
"....skank"
Also i love that harrys just writing down the conversations for hermione and ron
Ik. 😂
Lol
Are we not gonna talk about "Have a biscuit, Potter."
THANK you!
@@user-ij3il1sj1k listen I don’t think chan made that
"Take a biscuit, Potter" Minerva
"This is outrageous. It is unfair" Ron
"How can you give him a biscuit but not his friends too?" Hermione
Yeah pls
You deleted your comment☯︎
The movie we all want 😂
Yesss
@@yasminegoat2923 and @Dom Mc Donald YESSSS
FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey there is gonna be lot of burns and casualties among costars and the audience.😂😂😂#thuglife
Yesss
“if you were my baby i’d have left you on a doorstep, no offense potter i really didn’t want to leave you there”
BAHAHAHAH PLSSS
Aw thanks professor
OP, your pfp is so accepting. Equal rights for all.
Except the goddamn women who don't understand equal rights means equal fights.
“he told me he’d rather have a romantic night in with Voldemort, and he’s a homicidal maniac with no nose”- IM DYING 🤣 1:29
That was the best! 😂😂🥰🥰
Lies all lies
The besssst burn 🤣
It’s even better because at the time fudge was denying Voldemort’s current existence
"what have I done to deserve this?"
"exist you classless catastrophe."
LMAOOOOO
XD
Classless catastrophe! 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg
She forgot she was at Hogwarts and took a trip to Downton Abbey.
This line always gets me... 😂😂
"NO WONDER FILCH FOLLOWS YOU AROUND WITH A MOP!"
GOLDDD
" READ HER TO FILTH MINNIE!!!!"
Dumbledore: "I'm gonna drop kick you"
My mind immediately: "Sir, I drop kicked that child in self defence"
Hehe same
Are we talking about technoblade
@@dhanushm6557 yes
Rip Technoblade
I was looking for this
"Fred"
"George"
"✨hArRY✨"
That one sent me. 🤣
💀😂
"Is Album Dumbledore in the supply closest?"
"No! Have you met the man!? He's never been in a closet in his life you sour-faced dirt sack!!!!!"
😂😂😂
" I WILL BACKHAND YOU DOWN THESE STAIRS " omfg
“I beg your pardon”
“Beg all you want you haggard goblin”
Incredible
"Come on the tea is SCOLDING "
got me laughing
we need this as an actual movie
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It’s about 2hours long so it’s worth a movie😅
I love that Minerva hides Dumbledore In her supply closet. It’s just the kind of thing she would do. Making sure her best friend can stay at his school.
He whent number 4 grim old place
@@audralegg6477 No, he didn't. At least not as per the book
*"No offense Potter, I didn't want to leave you there."* 😉
*"Awww.... thanks proffessor that's actually really nice."* 🥺
“COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING”
I never knew I needed to hear Dumbledore being such a drama addict.
This line kills me every time I hear it I love these videos so much.
I rewatched the movies and I’m not kidding I was sad that Dumbledore and Minerva weren’t spending half the time roasting Umbridge and betting on Harry’s love life 😂
They were, just out of screen XD
These are giving me life
You ever watch "Dear Reader, Wizard People?"
“RIP Cedric. But life moves on. Get over it.”
*Sir he is the love of my life I cannot get over it!*
“someone called pompery because umbridge got burned😂😂😂”
-albus dumbledore
“Just shut up and watch the carnage!” Literally had me rolling 😂😂
“Get ready you cantankerous cockwomble, I’m about to spit some facts.”
That is such a powerful line...
I just love Dumbledore, he's so sassy and wild please make one where Dumbledore is talking to young voldemort
*"Minerva , what does this clown think its doing?"*
LMAO I'M DEAD
Dumbledore: YEET GOES THE HAT 🎩
Me: *basically dying of laughter*
P.S you should do more of these, they are hilarious 🤣
Sorry but you needa know Draco is coming to destroy you Pottah :/
@@_Rat_Stew__ SKANK-
Hiyah Harry!
I love how everyone's just making fun of his username
Hi Harry
These are the most complex insults I’ve ever heard...
Insults hurt more if you use illiteration.
"Have you met the man?! He's never been in a closet in his life!!" Easily one of the best lines 😂
Dumbledoor hasn't been in a closet his whole life- OMG LOL
i just got that
"She did NOT just say that. I will come out of this closet, I don't even care."
Well that part melted my heart.
2:24 "Fred." "Goerge." "Harry!"
I don't know why but i found that very funny.
So unexpected😂
Dolores.exe has broken down
" Potter has about as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore becoming Headmaster again "
" So a great, big, massive, humungous chance then, Potter "
“......So, there are some new teachers.....anyway...back to me”
I am literally dying rn!
2:42 Flich: I'll follow you 😍
Dumbledore: Aah it's so nasty!!!😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You get my pretty name out your mouth!"
Easily my favorite line XD This is the HP movie we all want.
I am so glad you added the scene where Minerva and Harry (and that pink figure) are speaking about Harry's becoming an auror. That scene is just in the books.
Umbridge: anything else you want to say?
Dumbledore: ✨S K A N K✨
Yes the simple
✨S K A N K✨
Did it for me lol
I will never see Dumbledore the same ever again.LOL!
2:48 dont miss the new content 😆😂😂😍
as a Brit the scolding tea made me want tea so I’m now drinking tea and I Laughed the tea out-
Cho didn’t even choose the name for “Dumbledore’s Army” but then cho had a warse name I would’ve called it “it none of Umbridge bossiness Nor is it any of the ministry’s bissness”
5:25 I was just trying to learn all these 😂😂😂😂😂
"Did you lot see that?!" " it was sexy... " (me dead of laughing at Dumbledore and filch
"This years gonna be fun"
"So fun"
-Fred and George
ive been blessed this is exactly what youtube shouldve been recommending me from the start
"You are a spiteful slug and nobody wants to spend any time in your vicinity."
That was brilliant.
This is really how sassy Minerva could be. wish they kept these dialogues in the movie too😂😂😂
Round 2...Dumbledore Hyping the fight is the most wonderful thing I ever seen and Heard...
Dumbridge: thank you, headmaster UWU
dumbledore: i am gonna dropkick you across Gryffindor table 👁👄👁
0:28
"Beggin you want you Hagrid goblin."
"Classless catastrophe"
"Cantankerous cockwomble"
Favourite lines 😂😂😂😂
"Ahh someone call madam Pomfrey because Dolores got burned"
I keep making the mistake of watching these at 1:00am IM DYINGGGG🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
you should do more with minerva destroying umbridge and dumbledores drama OBSESSION or more voldemort stuff
YAS!
i am dying from laughter 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ey, 3:21 am, I have to get up at 7:45, pls kill me
4:22 LMAO Funny how Umbridge mentions that McGonagall doesn't have any children, yet she doesn't have any herself.
The 'classless catastrophe' cracked me up hard 😂
0:37 best eye acting I have ever seen😂
"Listen here ya little hobbit-"
THAT HAD ME WHEEZING.
Edit: *Cantankerous Cockwomble*
**Death noises**
5:32 You're my Beyonce Delores 😂😂
All the minerva vs umbridge ones have me CACKLING and give me fuel for insults irl. Just today i had the pleasure of using “BEG ALL YOU WANT YOU HAGGARD GOBLIN” in an argument and my mental health is soaring
“We’re you dropped on your head as a baby, Dorlores?
Did your parents not love you?”
That’s my favourite
“You classless catastrophe” oh my god, me!
4:10
Me: "that must be Dumbledore in the closet."
yes I said that with all seriousness.
I’ve watched this particular video 3 times in a row already, and I only discovered your golden content half an hour ago. Take my sub, take my likes, take my soul, you deserve it
🤣 I’m nowhere near enough of a Potter head to know what the original scenes from the video are but this is HILARIOUS! The roasts are amazing! Great content!
Dumbledore : I'm going to drop kick you across Gryffindor table
1 I'm dying of laughter
2 brilliant voice acting especially with Minerva and Umbridge
3 this video made my day thank you
5:12 i...i can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Have you met Albus?! He hasn't been in the closet a day in his life!"
4:35 ah so thats where billie gets it from
I really feel for the actress who played Umbridge, apparently a sweet woman, and clearly an incredibly talented actress. Especially as nice as she allegedly is in real life. I hope she's gotten to play somebody nice so people know she's not Umbridge incarnate.
"I'm going to drop kick you across the Griffindore table"
Me:🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 EXUSE MEHH😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
WHY GRYFFINDOR !?!?! I DONT WANT THAT CLASSLESS CATASTROPHE !!!!!!!LET THE FRIGGIN SLYTHERYNS HAVE HER
“ Well he told me he’d rather have a romantic night out with Voldemort and he’s a maniac with no nose “
“ ohh… “
“ and no wonder to look at you pink everyday what are you 10?! “
I was having a bad day, and having umbridge getting roasted made my day. Thank you 😁
Albus : Omg Lads its Happening
Harry : whats happening
Albus : Minnie and Umbridge round 2 its fight its a fight
I'm just imagining Harry Hermione Ron Neville Ginny and Luna just arguing and then this happens.
COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!
@5:02 sounds like McGonagall's about to release a SoundCloud rap
3:21 OOOOF THATS A BLOODY GOOD ROAST
I love your Minerva impression! and I also love that Dumbledore is a massive drama queen. Your content is awesome
❤️❤️❤️
I love these so much!! Thank you for all that you do!
❤️❤️❤️
I would pay top dollar to see the Harry Potter movies redone like this from start to finish! I laugh from my gut every time I watch one of these videos! They're sheer comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣
5:41 It really was, she should've been the new Headmistress
“OMG LADS ITS HAPPENING”
“COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING”
This is canon now, because I said so.
0:57 is literally the best one
4:47 lol
*”your my Beyoncé Dolores”*
This series makes me love Minerva more and more
These videos give me life 😂😂😂
"Your my Beyonce, Delores"
LMAO🤣🤣🤣
Wow that McGonagall voice is so on point! Love it😍
Dumbledore is my spirit animal. offically.
I think we can all agree that we would love a remaster of the Harry Potter Series where McGonagall is just sassy af and taking the piss out of everyone around her😂😂😂
"Beg all you want you haggard goblin I'm just getting started"
is my favorite line