The DEBATE Recap 🇺🇸
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2024
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oh i have Q ............... who are you?
Never gets old 😂❤
@@wildsharkyt lets make rat president
@@THE_LB4 we should
@@wildsharkyt Donald rat
Crisp Trump 💀💀💀💀
Joe Ratden 💀💀💀💀
Yes
Ba-rat Obama 😅😂
@@TheNonameHouseholddon't forget George R. Bush, I wonder if they're any good at CoD Zombies?
Vote for trump
I have a question... why wasn't Ratnnedy invited?
And then they talked about a golf game.
Yes this was actually in there
Yeah we are cooked because these two, like imagine bring golf into a presidential debate, out of the topics they bring into the debate, they chose FUCKING GOLF 😭🙏
You're kidding, right ?
@@Kaito57 I wish
I saw that part!
@@LadyMajolish Uh...politicians have done that before...like it really isn't that big of a deal
This is so accurate it hurts
That bad?
@@kaijugaming9941 yes yes it is
A little too accurate
I literally almost lost a brain cell listening to those two old musty-nasty-crusty-smelly-stinky men debating about a golf game 💀
@@Eyes3444 ik
“I didn’t even ask a question yet.” 😂
"Hello Gangnam, I'm going to do your style!"
Oneyplays reference
@@mortytheorgre1500you took my finger! Come back here you little rascal!
North of the sun gotcha
"Look what I pulled out of my TOILET!"
“inaudible alien screaming”
“Very interesting”
Boy, I can’t decide wether or not to vote for the Ex-convict or the Dementia patient
Wat if we just didn’t vote
I mean our founders were convicts ngl
@@bootastic27 I’m 16 so ya
@@GatorBoyCLNot to the country they founded.
@@EL-uj1pl yep, but take this: they are both not good options, but you gotta take the better of the bad, the egotistical orange’s term had no wars and less inflation, Biden isn’t cognitive enough to be president
Is keeping Biden as president considered elder abuse?
Yes but I'm not going back with the orange felon. If we have to weekend at bernies this shit I would.
Trump is just as old.
@@MacUser2-il2cx
Very slightly younger.
Bernie sanders is older than either of them and he's still coherent, principled, and very likeable.
@@dalekrenegade2596Age hits everyone differently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@xxJC22xx
We go a former president who is power hungry rotting pumpkin, a current president who really showing age and brittleness, and a past would be president who is the closet thing to a saint in this country.
Joe was just a vegetable during the thing
😂 yep. Start to end
More like steamed veggies.
I'm surprised that there isn't steam coming outta Joe's head with how his brain is working overtime.
@@CTC41392 correct
he had a cold
@CharlesAnderson-qv2wi "he had corona" that's what was said and if he did he shouldn't be allowed to be in office considering how deadly corona is to old people
bro this video still holds up after 4 years!
wtf do you mean it's only 5 hours old?
that is exactly what I was thinking
*The 4 year period another 4 years ago.*
"So what are you gonna do about childcare?"
"This guy sucks."
"Nuh uh."
Between every possible presidential candidate for THE MOST POWERFUL NATION ON EARTH, we are stuck with:
- The Annoying Orange in a toupee
- “okay grandpa, let’s get you to bed”
- A man with a worm that ate part of his brain and died
How did we go so wrong
Who’s that third one?
@@Nathan-rb3qprobert f kennedy
Worm man is also an idiot we're so cooked
@@Nathan-rb3qp rfk jr
The "annoying orange" to his credit build up a functioning economy while he was in charge. Also, the guy isn't orange, CNN and other news outlets just adjusted the lighting to make his skincolor look orange in most of their reporting. Because they are absolutely unbiased XD
"I didn't even ask a question yet." Don't worry, it wouldn't be answered anyway
“I didn’t even ask a question yet” made me spit out my drink😂
Can’t believe they didn’t invite RFK to the party😔
I'm sure RFK's brain worms would have made some good points
@@monsterfan2004 guy sounds like a robot
Who?
@@Nathan-rb3qp Robert F Kennedy jr he is running for president for a third-party
That guys voice is so fucking grating lmao.
My parents made me watch the debate. I fell asleep for two hours, I want those two hours back
Trust me, you used your time wisely considering the circumstances. I wanted to watch the debate yet I wish I could’ve fallen asleep during it, they completely skipped some topics and started talking about who was better at golf 😭
There’s a fight in the Retirement Home
Sounds like an idea for a sitcom.
you could put the moment they both compared their golfing skills and people would think it was a silly joke that totally didn't happen in the debate
Because nothing screams "rich, old president" like talking about golf.
Chat…if these two are the popular options then…the question is..Are We Cooked?
We've been cooked since Ronald Ratgan
@@EL-uj1plI thought everyone liked Reagan?
@@Nathan-rb3qpno, he literally ripped solar panels off the roof of the White House put up by the previous president because of his own ego.
@@Nathan-rb3qp
Well younger generations are realizing how shit he actually was.
popular? They just happen to have the most money and influence. I'm pretty sure no one really wants to have either of these grandpas as their leaders.
Biden and Trump: Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
Moderator: (Grabs their lips to make them stop) Now im gonna let go of your lips, and when i do, i want you to calmly, tell me what you need to tell me, understand.
Biden and Trump: (agreeing as the Moderator lets go).................................
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
I remember that 😂
Me too! 😂😂
I 😂😂😂😂
"He said 🐬🐬🐬!"
this is a 3 year old meme
WHY DOES IT STILL CHECK OUT
dont be racist im a building
And i have news for you
Hey there, Steven
Both Trump and Biden need to watch that video, I think it would teach them an important lesson.
@@SarcyBoi41biden is too senile to understand anything.
@@mistercarterceoofdoodlewor6468Blacks and whites are even
I felt that “ i didn’t even ask a question yet ?”
Not orange enough.
Bro they wouldn’t even answer the questions, they just kept insulting each other 😂😢
It's not that, it's that Trump was acting like a stupid idiot and the Media mainly is focusing on Biden because they usually go after the Incumbent during an election. Biden, on the other hand, was actually answering the questions at hand but was under the influence of a Cold, and his voice was raspy and he wasn't too quick on his feet.
None of them won. Both of them lost. Big.
As a person not from America, I'm 1000% sure this is what exactly happened
Yeah pretty much.
And you'd be right. 😂
Trump: You're a puppet,
Joever: no you
China: Velly Velly good joe, now terr him you buird back betta
@@Sumschmuck you Trumpsters will say this shit then claim you aren't racist 😂
We’re doomed.
Not if we vote for orange man.
@@Sam-lf3hn Can you stop that, please?
@@tylermccaw8092 no, I have free speech
@@Sam-lf3hn Oh, that’s smart, you’re bringing “free speech” into a satirical yet nearly accurate video of our presidential debate, and you’re also trying to promote the comment section, WHO MOSTLY CANNOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT THE REAL ONE, to vote for Trump. You are a smart person.
@@tylermccaw8092 thank you for recognizing my intelligence.
Grandpa's mic was muted D:
Grandpa himself was muted.
Which one is grandpa!?
Whoever can pick up a TV remote and get to the Hallmark channel first becomes president.
This would cause the election to last forever. No more presidents.
(Wait, would that be a bad thing?)
@@SarcyBoi41Well, depends on what takes the role of authority. A commune that is regularly and frequently rotated into and out of positions of power would be good. But one could also establish a dictator like what a CERTAIN candidate is trying to do.. that wouldn't be as good.
It's all about approach ig
@@EL-uj1pl What do you mean one of the candidates is trying to establish a dictatorship? Sounds ridiculous!
Oh, what's this Project 2025 Supreme Court resolution I just found? Guess I'll give it a read...
Holy shit...
I'd rather watch Christmas in July on the Hallmark Channel than this piece of 💩
@@EL-uj1pl JFK JR. Is trying to becomea dictator?
Everyone loses, mostly the country itself
We’re Doomed ☹️
The presidential debate that happened in smiling friends is more reassuring than this one
Wow I can't even tell the difference between the actual debate
Then you didn't watch the debate.
@@Sam-lf3hnIt’s literally the same video
@@terrenceshibata2983 you don't know what the word "literally" means.
@@Sam-lf3hn literally
@@Sam-lf3hn literally
RAT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!
This makes me want to flee the country and make a new identity, it would funny if not so true.
Do it then lol
@@GrimlockX320I am now Joseph Shepherd, a very British citizen.
Then leave
@@GrimlockX320with what money?
@@Sam-lf3hnhow about you listen to LTG.
"Hello Gangnam, hello gangnam, im gonna do your styyyyyle" - OneyPlays and Crisp now
34 felonies vs 34 MB of memory🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Hate that this is an accurate representation of our only two choices
When the Smiling Friends version is unironically more productive than the real thing
2020 debate version 2.0
Honestly I'm going to vote for Alice Cooper this year. Yes Alice Cooper the rockstar is running for president this year, and even though he said in his campaign announcement that he didn't know what he would do as president. At least he was honest about it. These guys lie that they know what they're doing, but in reality they don't.
I go with Jon Stewart.
Politics in a nutshell
I'm truly proud to be an American. Look at how inclusive we are to have an orange and a mummy to choose as our next president.
this should have over a million views wtf?
Joe's mumbling was so amazingly on point lol. I seriously don't understand how this guy is considerable to be President for another 4 years, let alone 1.
"HES SHITTINK HIMSELF" got me
Oh yeah no it really went like this with trump just insulting Biden the whole time and Biden just looking off into space
This went way more smoothly than the actual debate
Honestly this feels like this years Super Bowl, I hate both sides 💀
We are so fucked
Just vote for the orange man and our economy will be fixed in no time.
@@Sam-lf3hn No, can you actually stop that, seriously? Cause now you’re just spamming it and it’s annoying.
@@tylermccaw8092 no, I have free speech.
Trump made out economy great, he ended a 20 year long war and prevented more wars from starting. He was a great president and he will be again.
@@tylermccaw8092 no, I have free speech.
Trump was a great president. The economy was strong and he ended wars.
@@Sam-lf3hnLast one is definitively false
It's my first time watching American election debate, and I'll never watch it again, those 2 should have gone to the retirement home already and not doing whatever this is.
Legion vs NCR be like
Don't bring those factions to the level of these guys.
Literally the best take I’ve seen all week.
No matter who wins, all hell will break loose
If Donald Trump wins, Liberals will go insane. If Biden wins, conservatives will go insane. There are no winners.
Not if trump wins. The economy was great with him in charge, no new wars started, he even ended the war o Afghanistan.
How I see politycs in any country:
One is sleepy, and the other is a convicted felon.
One has dementia and is borderline incompetent and the other is a ranting felon. Great choice, huh? 😂
@@julianhermanubis6800 one is nearly brain dead and the other faced a kangaroo court based on charges that arn't crimes. Great choice, huh??/ 😂
@@Sam-lf3hnActually, the charges he was found guilty on, were all actually crimes. Federal ones. All 34 of them.
@@Sam-lf3hnIf they weren’t crimes, he wouldn’t have been charged for them. That’s how laws work. :)
@commanderredpanda8294 Yeah, like people have never been falsely charged, persecuted, accused, or lied about before in the history of the world.
It’s actually scary how accurate this is. Would be 100% more accurate if they included the golf bit
Still more watchable than the actual debate
I didn’t even ask a question was funny meanwhile they are arguing 😂😂
Congrats
You shined down politics to the bare essentials
"HELLO GANGNAM IM GONNA DO YOU STYLE!"
God save the US of A. Our country is screwed 💀💀💀
"I didn't even asked the question yet."
Lol that got me laughing!
Corpse vs clown. 💀🤡
I still can't understand how the actual debate even happened at all, considering how Agent Orange is up to his eyeballs in legal poop.
What are your predictions on the next MonsterVerse film? (Im talking to StinkyBlueRat)
It'd be cool if they added gamera to it
@@ashrithapreshand1310 I wasn’t talking to you.
@@Bossbruin sorry
@@ashrithapreshand1310 that’s ok.
@@BossbruinI don't think anyone cares 🤷 he can reply to you if he wants, deal with it.
This is basically what happened the entire time.
We’re going to make HUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE changes
When will there be new characters for the politician game?
This is super true to what happened onto TV, trump is trying to basically turn America into a monarchy for him
Nah you're underselling it. Full blown Nazi style dictatorship.
This is no joke more understandable then the actual debate
That's what exactly happened last night
Nothing has changed since 2020
I’m personally voting for the old white guy.
You’re what’s wrong with this country.
@@Nathan-rb3qp no buddy that's you. You think a felon who lies about everything is what we need in this country then you can head over to the nearest school.
@@Nathan-rb3qpyou're what's wrong with this country
@@davidinass How so? I just don’t like market inflation or having billions of our tax dollars going to Ukraine.
@@Nathan-rb3qp it’s a joke first of all about how our political system is. But if you really wanna know who I’m voting for it’s Biden.
The worst thing is, this is literally what I watched yesterday
Wow. That was literally word for word how it went down.
That’s basically how it happened, I hope Trump doesn’t get reelected.
Who do you hope gets elected though?
@@jaredlanglitz5651 You’re what’s wrong with this country.
@@Nathan-rb3qp you're the problem. You would make trump king if given the chance. You don't care about democracy or America. You just want to sound like you do.
@@Nathan-rb3qpyou're what's wrong with this country. Felons
@@Nathan-rb3qpThird party
2025 is going to be nightmare, isn’t it?
If Trump comes into office, than yes. Look up Project 2025.
@@allstarpterosaur850Yeah I do not think Biden is good but I would much rather have him as president than endure that suffering.
@@commanderredpanda8294 I agree. I prefer the turd sandwich over the giant douche (get the reference).
I feel like i could play this on loop and fall asleep to it XD
The reason for the debate: their peanut farm withered away
My God there are talking rambling stuff while the guy didn't even get any questions😑
He shh himself 💀💀
I sure wish we'd all just vote for whoever we wanted instead of letting the leading political parties pick the two worst possible people and convince us they are the only options...
If the president were chosen by lottery we'd have better chances than with either of these clowns
"🍊🤓HELLLLLO 👋 GAAANG IMMM GOING TOO DOO YOU A STYLE"
"🍊🤓 THAT'S OK👌 THAAAAAATS OK👌 YOOOU👉 ARE THEEE BIGGEST A LAIR🤥👖🔥"
Trump for a majority of the debate kept bringing up migrants like they're about to take down the Lincoln Memorial RIGHT NOW
illegal immigration is a major concern rgiht now
@@Sam-lf3hnWe have found the manicured orange supporter
@@Sam-lf3hnnot that I would support Grampa
@@terrenceshibata2983 and I suppose you support the child sniffer?
Honestly how are we still letting Donald get the chance to run for president
Two-tiered justice system.
Our founders were great and they were convicts, they both bad, but Joe is not even cognitive anymore
how is ethier one running
@@GatorBoyCL
So you rather emulate other criminals? I mean that makes sense with today's Republicans.
Biden isn’t even cognitive
So Tutter from Bear In The Big Blue House is cosplaying as both Trump and Biden I LOVE IT
Thanks for the in a nutshell summary of the debate. Didn't want to watch the real thing at all.
the one thing i was saying to the tv was ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!!
Barak Obama for president 🫡
No he ruined the country
The only way i can stomach watching the debate.
Sounds like Zack’s Hadel’s impression of trump, especially the "it’s ok…" lol
Don’t forget that they talk about how they love isreal by causing genocyde.
And.. golf for some reason lol
Both suck and i wish there where more choices
This was both brilliant and hilarious like I was rewatching the debate over again, awesome job.
Biden: Malah.. a suh thutnvubbbvudumerica
Trump: There are 10 BILLION Guatemalans attacking the Washington memorial *right* *now*
Ouch, this hurts
People should rewatch the Debate and play a drinking game. U have to pick either Orange Man or Sleepy Joe
Rules for Orange Man: When he says he’s going to make America great again, or talk about how bad Biden is.
Now for Sleepy Joe: When he slurs up his words, or forget what he was saying. Enjoy this game
You'd have to do it with American beer to ensure that you live.
I'm glad I was recommended your video!
I didn’t even watch the debate but this sounds more reliable than any news source recap