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  • @lanken_rl1521
    @lanken_rl1521 6 місяців тому +1350

    1:28 they really had to get him twice

    • @fadeinfadeout.
      @fadeinfadeout. 6 місяців тому +70

      He wasn't paying their wages

    • @peterwhitey4992
      @peterwhitey4992 6 місяців тому +32

      Definitely staged.

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 6 місяців тому +47

      That one had me 🤣

    • @DiegoAlejandroVargasPaloma
      @DiegoAlejandroVargasPaloma 6 місяців тому +30

      "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice..." Hahahaha that was no accident at all; really seemed like planned assault to me. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NeonVisual
      @NeonVisual 6 місяців тому +48

      All that is missing is stars spinning around his head

  • @PopTickles
    @PopTickles 6 місяців тому +1724

    I'm kind of shocked at just how many people get out of their vehicles without putting in park

    • @Graf_Elfensenf
      @Graf_Elfensenf 6 місяців тому +28

      yeah man unbelievable

    • @unofeoconejo
      @unofeoconejo 6 місяців тому +121

      Or more to the point, they couldn't be bothered to set the Parking Brake. Let's hope these were expensive lessons to always set that Parking Brake; that's what it's for.

    • @mohdmuqri6101
      @mohdmuqri6101 6 місяців тому +66

      just normal day in murica

    • @ToniMorton
      @ToniMorton 6 місяців тому +29

      i dont get how modern vehicles let it happen either

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 6 місяців тому +30

      This is why AI cars, as flawed as they are, drive better. Humans are just dumb.

  • @AndrePereira-tw5vs
    @AndrePereira-tw5vs 6 місяців тому +562

    7:33 The family dogs did a great job defending the child, very cool.

    • @front2battle
      @front2battle 6 місяців тому +38

      Meanwhile I sense we'll be seeing the other dog in the news soon, needing to be put down after biting someone, hopefully not killing them.
      Atleast it backed off when told to, which was a surprising turn of events.

    • @jessyreptiles4547
      @jessyreptiles4547 6 місяців тому +53

      @@front2battle The other dog was most likely going after the dog, but even so the german shepard reacted the way hes generation has been built/trained for. What a good family dog, the best of the best.

    • @kreterakete
      @kreterakete 6 місяців тому +21

      At first the shepherd pushes kid down on his knees for better control of situation

    • @CynnerDeville
      @CynnerDeville 6 місяців тому +35

      Oh heck yeah! The GSD jumped right into action, pushing the boy down to the ground to get him protected and putting himself between the child and the other dog. He wasn't backing down but the moment the other dog was under control and no longer a threat, the GSD did back down.

    • @baneblackguard584
      @baneblackguard584 6 місяців тому

      no that dog was absolutely going for the kid. not once but twice. that kid would have been a goner had it not been for the family dog@@jessyreptiles4547

  • @baneblackguard584
    @baneblackguard584 6 місяців тому +198

    that panicked "IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP" was plain beautiful

    • @KyraFrench-sv2tt
      @KyraFrench-sv2tt 2 місяці тому

      Your comment is a reminder of the good things in life. Thanks for the positivity!

    • @MineBall-fn7de
      @MineBall-fn7de 2 місяці тому

      Your positive vibes are exactly what I needed. Thank you!

    • @user-jx1wc2jk9b
      @user-jx1wc2jk9b 2 місяці тому +1

      Your positive vibes are exactly what I needed. Thank you!

    • @CathySoule
      @CathySoule 2 місяці тому +1

      Your optimism is truly uplifting. Thanks for sharing it with us!

    • @user-kp5ch2ed4y
      @user-kp5ch2ed4y 2 місяці тому +1

      Your comment is a reminder of the good things in life. Thanks for the positivity!

  • @A_rather_strange_mario_fan
    @A_rather_strange_mario_fan 5 місяців тому +41

    That girl taking all the candy is an absolute monster

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 6 місяців тому +462

    Also, some of these clips is EXACTLY why you don't leave candy outside for Halloween. Some people are just far too greedy.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 6 місяців тому +30

      Those aren't just people, but kids, which makes it way worse

    • @JordiLA
      @JordiLA 6 місяців тому

      Mini Karen is disgusting

    • @xenoemblem7
      @xenoemblem7 6 місяців тому +31

      ​@@shishinonaito100% the parents fault.

    • @jeffrinks6449
      @jeffrinks6449 6 місяців тому +1

      I normally give 2 or 3 pieces of candy to each person... because my grandparents used to buy too much candy and they would have me pass out more than 1 piece of candy per person at their place!!! I don't do it for them anymore... because my grandfather passed in 2016 at the end of January and my grandmother is in bad health, plus she keeps falling down and she can't be on her own anymore... so now I do it for my parents and I still give 2 or 3 pieces per person!!! People see a whole bowl of candy and they think that they have to take a handful of it... wrong, you are nothing... but a selfish, greedy, little bastard and maybe next time... you won't steal a handful of candy, when there's a camera aim on your sorry face!!!

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 6 місяців тому

      Bad parenting, lack of morals. Sucks to see such shitty kids being raised.

  • @mariomejia1701
    @mariomejia1701 6 місяців тому +313

    That cashier stopping that crook is my hero !!

    • @TheJaggedCarpet
      @TheJaggedCarpet 6 місяців тому +23

      She’s damn lucky he didn’t fight back.

    • @tonikaihola5408
      @tonikaihola5408 6 місяців тому +12

      That was in Finland 😅

    • @MrBeevee5
      @MrBeevee5 6 місяців тому +3

      She probably got fired unless she's an owner.

    • @tonikaihola5408
      @tonikaihola5408 6 місяців тому +13

      @@MrBeevee5 nope. Employees are generally instructed not to intervene for their own safety but what she did here is allowed

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 6 місяців тому

      She's an idiot. She's lucky the guy wasn't armed.

  • @Marcus.81
    @Marcus.81 6 місяців тому +99

    Dude is getting out the shower. Criminal runs in. Police lady right behind yelling help help. My man is like it’s just another Thursday in my hood and starts draggin the bad guy back in. Props.

    • @NickSavage-pt6cw
      @NickSavage-pt6cw 2 місяці тому

      Your comment radiates positivity. Thanks for sharing your good vibes!

    • @ezrapster
      @ezrapster 2 місяці тому +4

      I question a guy who wears his towel like that. As a guy, there is no need.

    • @nightmrj
      @nightmrj 2 місяці тому +17

      @@ezrapsterwe are even policing the way people wear their towel now days? fuck me what is this planet😂

    • @jussikankinen9409
      @jussikankinen9409 Місяць тому +3

      Does he identify girl

    • @aTalkingPizza
      @aTalkingPizza Місяць тому +8

      ​@@jussikankinen9409who tf cares enjoy the clip caveman

  • @another_internet_guy
    @another_internet_guy 5 місяців тому +60

    "You have to stay in the house Mr Chicken man.... you cannot go outside" 😂
    The best line I've ever heard on UA-cam.

    • @KyraFrench-sv2tt
      @KyraFrench-sv2tt 2 місяці тому +1

      I love the positive energy you bring to the discussion. Thank you!

    • @user-nx4sp1yp9l
      @user-nx4sp1yp9l 2 місяці тому

      Your optimism is truly uplifting. Thanks for sharing it with us!

    • @SergioVest
      @SergioVest 2 місяці тому

      Your optimism is contagious. Thanks for bringing that to the conversation.

    • @AlejandroNursery
      @AlejandroNursery 2 місяці тому

      Your comment brought a smile to my face. Grateful for your positivity!

    • @AraceliDanger
      @AraceliDanger 2 місяці тому

      Your optimism is contagious. Thanks for bringing that to the conversation.

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 6 місяців тому +240

    The amount of people that dont know the difference between the Park, the Reverse, and the Drive gears or the brake and throttle pedals is terrifying.

    • @bleachfan2.029
      @bleachfan2.029 6 місяців тому +12

      And the stomp on the gas🤦‍♂️ feather it people instead of lead footing it. So if you do have it in reverse you don’t fly into the things behind you

    • @MysticTheDarkElf
      @MysticTheDarkElf 6 місяців тому +9

      And fun fact: all of them share the road with you!

    • @erics320
      @erics320 6 місяців тому +7

      @@bleachfan2.029 They think they have the brake, and what do you do if it does not stop? Push the pedal further down.
      How you can mix those 2 pedals up is another question.
      Seen it happen in many fails movies. Funny this is that its a woman behind the wheel most of the time.

    • @Nat.Carm100
      @Nat.Carm100 6 місяців тому

      ​@@erics320ohhh my god not everything is about gender. I've seen men get into wrecks for doing crazy shit on the road all the time. Stop projecting all your hatred on one gender just because you've been hurt. I mean goddamn. Y'all so hurt you can't even watch a funny fails video without finding some way to blame women.

    • @Rondo2ooo
      @Rondo2ooo 6 місяців тому +2

      In the US, especially where driving skills are poor.

  • @501Mobius
    @501Mobius 6 місяців тому +398

    A number of people order food delivery but don't tie up their dogs. What is the delivery guy supposed to do, drop the food off at the gate?

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 6 місяців тому +77

      If I was delivering I'd just assume the food was for the dogs and let them go at it.

    • @joekenorer
      @joekenorer 6 місяців тому +43

      I've never understood peoples fear of dogs, especially smaller ones.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 6 місяців тому +30

      @@joekenorer I do agree with you, especially when it comes to small dogs. I still think they should be tied up, or not able to go outside when there's a delivery due, for the safety of the doggo, the delivery person and others who don't want to cause an accident due to a dog on the loose.
      However, if it's a larger dog, I do not want it near me if it's going crazy, barking and trying to bite me.

    • @chadblechinger5746
      @chadblechinger5746 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes

    • @neoaliphant
      @neoaliphant 6 місяців тому +25

      its no so bad if they paid in advance....leave the box there and its delivered, perhaps a photo like amazon do....but selfish dog owners all the same

  • @d3xmeister
    @d3xmeister 5 місяців тому +47

    “It’s a trap ! It’s a trap !” These people are the definition of “low-life”

  • @sweetdemon205
    @sweetdemon205 4 місяці тому +22

    Videos like this have convinced me that a majority of humans never really wisen up with age.

  • @ernstoud
    @ernstoud 6 місяців тому +138

    The guy that got hit twice by that pole. It was a while since a laughed so hard! Thank you.

    • @TheScreamer500
      @TheScreamer500 6 місяців тому +30

      It was like watching a real life cartoon unfold😂

    • @graizoo91
      @graizoo91 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😭😭😭

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 6 місяців тому

      @@TheScreamer500 Definitely real life Loony Tunes.
      If you use Reddit, there's a Subreddit just for such videos.
      Maybe some videos on UA-cam too, which I will now go look into, because that was hilarious! But ouch, that guy would be in pain.

    • @seanmcmichael2551
      @seanmcmichael2551 6 місяців тому +2

      It was like ... "can you show me how you hot your hand burnt in the fire again".
      I mean, why would you
      A. sit in the same place
      B. not watch the bar

    • @pendekarsatria7368
      @pendekarsatria7368 6 місяців тому +9

      The reflex of the workers are very slow

  • @roryqpotter8242
    @roryqpotter8242 6 місяців тому +107

    “You have to stay in the house, Mr. Chicken Man.” 😂

  • @-FASTER
    @-FASTER 5 місяців тому +25

    7:33 When the dog is loved and well raised by the owner, the dog feels love, compassion, is able to feel a sense of family duty, and becomes a protector and brother. Congratulations to the owner who takes care of the dog as if he were his eldest son.

  • @andyendres8322
    @andyendres8322 5 місяців тому +18

    The amount of people scared by little puppies is fantastic

    • @jakethedogluvsyou
      @jakethedogluvsyou 15 днів тому

      They’re spawns of satan

    • @cowboyfloodlands2319
      @cowboyfloodlands2319 13 днів тому

      Kinda like a metal head scream lol

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 5 днів тому

      You'd actually be surprised what damage they can do. Like my chihuahuas for instance. 😂

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 6 місяців тому +158

    It's a trap. It's a trap. Quit stealing people's stuff. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @thatsoundslikeblue
    @thatsoundslikeblue 6 місяців тому +375

    Gotta give props to the dog at 7:39. Knocks the kid out of the line of fire and immediately locks up with the threat. Dogs love their kids. 😊

    • @salvadormendoza8535
      @salvadormendoza8535 6 місяців тому +23

      @@tommyrussell1415 Yeah, that stupid dog went for the kid twice. That's really dangerous

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 6 місяців тому +16

      12:15 dog starts fire

    • @thatsoundslikeblue
      @thatsoundslikeblue 6 місяців тому +4

      @@1.4142 😂

    • @user-zr6pl6nb6z
      @user-zr6pl6nb6z 6 місяців тому +3

      Props? Like stage props?

    • @thatsoundslikeblue
      @thatsoundslikeblue 6 місяців тому +12

      @@user-zr6pl6nb6z you’re not from around here, are you? 😂

  • @MonsPubis7
    @MonsPubis7 6 місяців тому +28

    5:00 Dude in the towel just trying to not catch a charge helpin the cop lmaooo

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 2 місяці тому +1

      That doesn’t make sense

    • @hedgehogpower194
      @hedgehogpower194 17 днів тому

      How the fuck is he gonna get charged???

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 5 днів тому

      ​@@hedgehogpower194sometimes cops can charge you for any little thing just for helping. It's not impossible

  • @cytherians
    @cytherians 6 місяців тому +11

    4:26 so funny how the dog instinctively jumps in after him!

    • @nikclev
      @nikclev 2 місяці тому

      "I HALP TOO!" - the dog, probably.

  • @Ooky.
    @Ooky. 6 місяців тому +46

    7:38 love how the dog jump on the boy for protect him

  • @superboats2
    @superboats2 6 місяців тому +40

    Why blur out a porch pirate's face? They are thieves and deserved to be shown and embarrassed. What are they going to do, sue?

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 5 місяців тому +4

      Whilst I agree with you, to answer your question--these days? Yes, they are likely to sue.

    • @superboats2
      @superboats2 5 місяців тому +2

      @@nobody7817 Well, I'd say let 'em try. Try to sue me while I catch one for stealing from me. Their lawsuit would backfire all in their face. I'd make sure of that.

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 4 місяці тому +4

      @@superboats2 While I agree with you, I also know there is a LOT of stupid cases similar to that which get won all the time. They shouldn't have even made it to the docket.

    • @mercdragons
      @mercdragons 10 днів тому

      ​@@nobody7817In the US you have no expectation of privacy in public and no privacy on another person's property.

    • @mercdragons
      @mercdragons 10 днів тому

      The no expectation of privacy is a Supreme Court ruling I would love to see a lower court counter that case law.

  • @ratzasse
    @ratzasse 6 місяців тому +7

    9:07 just warms my heart.

  • @MrPoppyDuck
    @MrPoppyDuck 6 місяців тому +87

    1:58 That guy was lucky to not have his phone stolen. Still cost him a new passenger door window.

    • @shadowthedarkshadow6960
      @shadowthedarkshadow6960 6 місяців тому +26

      His reflexes were out of this world for reacting so quickly to it!

    • @kimmerrock
      @kimmerrock 6 місяців тому +1

      Is that in Ohio?

    • @ifIOnlyHadABrian
      @ifIOnlyHadABrian 4 години тому +1

      It'll cost more to fix the window than buy the phone.

  • @CervezaModeloEspecial
    @CervezaModeloEspecial 6 місяців тому +145

    That kid flipping the bird to the school bus got me dying over here 🤣

    • @alexrekzu4079
      @alexrekzu4079 6 місяців тому +16

      prob some kids were picking on him

    • @CervezaModeloEspecial
      @CervezaModeloEspecial 6 місяців тому

      @@alexrekzu4079 Or maybe the bus driver being a POS

    • @comdam
      @comdam 6 місяців тому +2

      wonder why he did it

    • @beHonestWithUrself
      @beHonestWithUrself 6 місяців тому

      Delete ur comment mate your boring me

  • @marknestbox
    @marknestbox 6 місяців тому +3

    *FACT. JUST ABOUT THE BEST SELECTION OF EXCERPTS EVER; EXCELLENT SELECTION, NO NAUSEATING NARRATION AND NO INVASIVE MUSIC. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. THANK YOU FOR THE UPLOAD.*

  • @Theunqualifiedmillionaire_TUMM
    @Theunqualifiedmillionaire_TUMM 6 місяців тому +12

    😂Grown men afraid of fluffy little dogs is f'in hilarious

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 6 місяців тому +64

    1:27 This is like a Three Stooges routine 😂

    • @GavinoGotIt
      @GavinoGotIt 6 місяців тому +5

      Well played Marcus LOL 🤣

    • @minecrafteee8835
      @minecrafteee8835 6 місяців тому +3

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @AthosRac
      @AthosRac 2 місяці тому

      From Brazil, lol. Amazing stuff

  • @sleep-deprivedalien
    @sleep-deprivedalien 6 місяців тому +25

    the dog protecting that little boy from the runaway dog is amazing. he even pushed the boy out of the way. a dog truly is man's best friend and we don't deserve them 😭

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 6 місяців тому +3

      Was also literally man’s best friend trying to attack the kid Lmao 😂

    • @sleep-deprivedalien
      @sleep-deprivedalien 6 місяців тому

      @@carsonhunt4642 yeah, i guess 😂

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 2 місяці тому

      Depends which man was his best friend. Never noticed the dog covering the kid. Went back and had a look. . Thats why you're better off with a dog than a cat.

  • @FieldOfDaisies2468
    @FieldOfDaisies2468 6 місяців тому +11

    Why does he have a camera in his bedroom?

    • @davidtaylor6772
      @davidtaylor6772 15 днів тому +5

      Sex, same as every other person.

    • @SkandiaAUS
      @SkandiaAUS 7 днів тому

      ​@@davidtaylor6772people with that type of camera setup using it for "sex" are not the same type you read about in the back of a porno mag in the "dirty secrets" section. This is either a pervert or a criminal keeping an eye on his enterprise.

    • @FruityBoi22
      @FruityBoi22 2 дні тому +2

      @@davidtaylor6772ah yes, totally can’t have roomamates and might be trying to protect his stuff

    • @LifangLiang-mc7pq
      @LifangLiang-mc7pq 7 годин тому

      😂

  • @missharry5727
    @missharry5727 5 місяців тому +2

    The number of helpful dogs in this collection was amazing.

  • @gazsandall3421
    @gazsandall3421 6 місяців тому +57

    The way the family dog protected the child at 7:40 was amazing. Where were their leads if they are that wild? ffs

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 6 місяців тому +134

    i'm of the mindset that people with dogs who are freely allowed to run around the front of the property
    should expect to have their deliveries launched over the fence.

    • @WontSeeReplies
      @WontSeeReplies 6 місяців тому +5

      Untrained attacking dogs. Trained dogs will at worst lick.

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 6 місяців тому +12

      I remember trying to read into this and in some jurisdictions worldwide an aggressive, unattended dog is treated as, like, a "high-risk object" and you're allowed to use deadly force against it. And an agressive unleashed dog can be treated as an assault. Like it's the same as if you were brandishing a kitchen knife and waving it around in public, or tried to run a person over with a car.
      TLDR these dogs are friggin dangerous. That kid at 7:36 could be maimed by that mutt and it should be put down. It wasn't aiming at other dogs, it was aiming at the kid.

    • @bleachfan2.029
      @bleachfan2.029 6 місяців тому +7

      My dad had to deal with this all the time when he worked for the gas company. People would say their dogs away and my dad would go into the yard and all the sudden one would charge him. He started carrying a wrench for his own safety.

    • @BeccaHetrick
      @BeccaHetrick 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@WontSeeReplieshuh?

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 6 місяців тому +4

      @@TheWinjin More than a decade of animal control and rescue experience... You are correct EXCEPT that (at least in many states) the fence around the property is as good as a leash... so long as it DOES (in fact for realzies) contain the dogs... Barking and snarling and growling doesn't actually hurt nor constitute assault.
      BUT as a delivery person on more than a few occasions, I do not enter fenced yards, ESPECIALLY with animals loose inside them. I use the horn and wait at or inside my vehicle. No amount of beckoning and coaxing is getting me to cross that line. Dogs that are perfectly sedate while I'm outside can turn LUNATIC the moment that gate's open or I get past it. NO DICE... AND I generally work very hard to keep my nose clean and in EVERY state I've been in, I earned the CCW-equivalent... period.
      I can promise you that the animal that attacks me (regardless of fur, feathers, or scales... AND regardless of 2, 4, or more legs) will have attacked the last thing it's ever going to. If it kills me, it's getting 3 slugs to the brain pan... and that's the end of it.
      I've met more than a few jack-ass dog (and other beast) owners who think it's somehow cute or funny to harass people with their "pet"... They don't tend to find it so funny unleashing a dangerous animal when I'm there, and I WILL (provided it's not dangerous to do so) eat the g** d*** thing and use the hide for decoration or clothing... I DO know how to tan... ;o)

  • @NixonRules963
    @NixonRules963 5 місяців тому +2

    7:33 Damn that dog is badass, willing to fight to defend his owners.

  • @Love.every.bit.of.life123
    @Love.every.bit.of.life123 5 місяців тому +2

    Bro brought down his whole barbecue stand😂😅

  • @signbear999
    @signbear999 6 місяців тому +47

    6:38 Those stairs had no railing... that was just waiting to happen

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 6 місяців тому +15

      That's exactly what I thought. Who has stairs like that? Wtf?

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@shishinonaitoprobably mid renovation. Still not smart though

    • @adamthespinygiant
      @adamthespinygiant 6 місяців тому +2

      @@shishinonaitoand she was wearing thigh-high boots with heels. She was just asking for it.

    • @goatcheese4me
      @goatcheese4me 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Redbikemastereven with a renovation, you gotta put up a crude handrail with some 2x4's, especially with kids.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 6 місяців тому +1

      @@goatcheese4me agreed

  • @letmadora28
    @letmadora28 6 місяців тому +38

    More than 100 years having cars and humans still haven't grasp how to drive.

    • @alxgu198
      @alxgu198 6 місяців тому +2

      ?? The drivers haven’t necessarily been alive for 100 years though 🤷
      It’s the ridiculously easy driving tests that are the problem, pay your money, get a license 🤦‍♂️

    • @letmadora28
      @letmadora28 6 місяців тому

      @@alxgu198 I didn't say "a human" I said "humans" as in "humanity" but yes, the problem Is the lack of interest in the government and people to have and be a good driver.

  • @princequestly2218
    @princequestly2218 6 місяців тому +17

    3:23 how lucky can this guy be that they just happen to be this random odd basket on the top of a pole on the sidewalk. Like wtf 😂

    • @jggouvea
      @jggouvea 5 місяців тому +3

      This is not a random odd basket on top of a pole, in Brazil it is very common to put these structures at intervals in sidewalks. They're trash bag holders, which keep trash high enough that street dogs don't scatter everything and to delay the infestation of rats. They also make the labour of garbage collectors easier, as they don't have to stoop low to pick the trash bags. In a moderately well-managed town, trash is usually picked three or four times a week (not on Sundays, usually).
      The guy was still pretty lucky to be close enough to one of these trash holders, as they aren't exactly every three yards apart from each other. Anyway, that stray dog wouldn't have killed him, he was a bit too cowardly.

    • @terrystokes2948
      @terrystokes2948 5 місяців тому +3

      Guy walks by: "What the heck is this silly thing doing here in the middle of the sidewalk?"
      60 Seconds later: "I would like to apologize for calling you silly?"

    • @AnnaBanana-rq9vh
      @AnnaBanana-rq9vh 2 дні тому

      Say you haven’t traveled without coming out and saying it

  • @JesusAlleineRettet
    @JesusAlleineRettet 3 місяці тому +4

    13:04 Mr. Chicken Man 😂

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 6 місяців тому +91

    11:42 Okay, I was not expecting that....
    Honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen a delivery person do.

    • @xregulator40x
      @xregulator40x 6 місяців тому +45

      the owners of the house gave him permission to do so if you've seen the original clip/video

    • @yvanbourgault3277
      @yvanbourgault3277 6 місяців тому +44

      The story there is even funnier: The Owner left a note telling that the delivery person can use the pool to cool down as it is very hot outside, and that there is everything he needs to do it. But the man jump right in lmao

  • @davidepannone6021
    @davidepannone6021 6 місяців тому +57

    I also hope they gave that cashier a big raise for stopping a way bigger male robber like that. Damn.

    • @bloodstreamcity
      @bloodstreamcity 6 місяців тому +13

      People are rarely rewarded for risking their lives like that. Not worth it. That's what insurance is for.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 6 місяців тому +8

      Usually they are fired. Not supposed to touch a criminal because they can sue the store.

    • @howard2liu
      @howard2liu 6 місяців тому +2

      @@carsonhunt4642 I think the bigger liability would be if the employee got hurt, since they'd also have a workplace claim. Not all companies care, though. A recent California bill to prohibit companies from forcing regular, non-security employees to confront shoplifters faced a lot of pushback from companies, although I think it ultimately passed. I believe those companies' thinking is that they'd lawyer up and try to outspend their employees in court if they got injured protecting their employer's property.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube 6 місяців тому +3

      @@carsonhunt4642 - That's totally incorrect, a criminal could very rarely if ever sue a store for that. Instead, staff stopping criminals is often forbidden (especially by chain stores) because of the risk of injury to the staff. Not to the criminals.

    • @starlord7399
      @starlord7399 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@LHyoutubepeople sue over anything these days, yes, even criminals. I'm not saying they will be successful but they will try.

  • @skeelo69
    @skeelo69 6 місяців тому +4

    The Jeep driver who made a grand entrance into the shop had me gassing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 plus the man who got hit twice by the steel bar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @poletooke4691
    @poletooke4691 6 місяців тому +5

    12:23 that is absolutely the face of a woman whose dog has done this before 😂

    • @dominichayden-dade
      @dominichayden-dade День тому

      Didnt even notice that😂😂😂
      She better child or ig dog proof that shit

  • @theonlylegendary
    @theonlylegendary 6 місяців тому +64

    2:32 that tire did even blast the freaking sunroof into pieces. Insane.

    • @bayardkyyako7427
      @bayardkyyako7427 6 місяців тому +14

      I was going frame by frame to see if a grenade landed there or something, I've never seen a tire go ballistic like that.

    • @theonlylegendary
      @theonlylegendary 6 місяців тому +18

      @@bayardkyyako7427 Ye! Like how did the people know when to run?

    • @HarunaNoJikan
      @HarunaNoJikan 6 місяців тому +17

      @@theonlylegendary People who work around tires often can usually tell by looking if one is inflated too much. In the case of truck tires the PSI required to burst is so immense that if you fear its gonna blow its safer to run.

    • @jahenrie86
      @jahenrie86 6 місяців тому +7

      Now the guys with the paintball/air rifles were on point against the thieves

    • @MaraAlvarenga-eq3qp
      @MaraAlvarenga-eq3qp 6 місяців тому +4

      It scared me

  • @CoteMoretz
    @CoteMoretz 6 місяців тому +246

    I was impressed to see how well that lady at 12:08 handled that fire, I see so many people freak out and then end up making things worse. Whoever you are, two thumbs up 👍👍 😁

    • @Unknown-us6xh
      @Unknown-us6xh 6 місяців тому +45

      Judging by her facial expressions, this isn’t the dog’s first time doing this

    • @tkps
      @tkps 6 місяців тому +8

      I don't think it should be that easy to light though. Both our second ignitor button and combined ones require you to push the knob in and hold it for several seconds before the gas will release and ignite then you can let go. I watched that several times slowly and the dog just turns the knob and away it goes. No safety feature. A young child could easily light that. But yes, she was calm. I've seen a few panic especially when they automatically put water on fat fires causing a flare up so they panic more.

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. 6 місяців тому +12

      @@Unknown-us6xh Right, there's a reason that camera is placed there.

    • @darlenelipuma7769
      @darlenelipuma7769 6 місяців тому +27

      It's her own dumb fault! Why would you ever put a cardboard box on a gas stove? I bet it's not the first time SHE did something that stupid and it caught on fire. Dog just wanted a piece of pizza!

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. 6 місяців тому +11

      @@darlenelipuma7769 You can't expect something smart from someone who has a septum piercing.

  • @Mayhemzz
    @Mayhemzz 6 місяців тому +9

    Crazy how in the clip in 21:45 the door just opens by itself. The house must be haunted or something.

  • @natehill8069
    @natehill8069 5 місяців тому +3

    4:33 Dog is like "Cool! Im allowed in the pool when people are in it!"

  • @TimHammett1964
    @TimHammett1964 6 місяців тому +16

    21:00 She was like, "Hell no. Not on my watch MF'er!" LOL! He was like, "Damn! Did a chick just stop me from stealing?"

    • @BettinaBlanset
      @BettinaBlanset 2 місяці тому

      Your positivity is contagious. Thanks for spreading the good vibes!

    • @Jays_SweatGlandsUwU
      @Jays_SweatGlandsUwU 2 місяці тому +1

      i dont understand comments like the one above

    • @GracemarieJohnson
      @GracemarieJohnson Місяць тому

      ​@@Jays_SweatGlandsUwUThose comments are from bots.

  • @TheRealSkeletor
    @TheRealSkeletor 6 місяців тому +5

    The amount of people operating a motor vehicle who don't know how to use a parking brake is astounding.

  • @dannysmith9016
    @dannysmith9016 6 місяців тому +1

    @1:06
    Tree was like, "Wait... Wait... Wait... Wait... Now."

  • @efvfailscompilation
    @efvfailscompilation День тому

    7:33 The family dogs bravely protected the child, which was truly impressive.

  • @alexkobs9313
    @alexkobs9313 6 місяців тому +11

    5:12 That dog was a really good boy there.

  • @1A509Media
    @1A509Media 6 місяців тому +13

    7:45 that's a GOOD boy! They better have gotten that dog a T-bone all to himself lol! What a good dog!

  • @ELISHANESFUSIONWORX
    @ELISHANESFUSIONWORX 6 місяців тому +3

    Well done to the doggo who saved that kid❤

  • @l0l4.16
    @l0l4.16 5 місяців тому +1

    2:40. The door was like " didnt i tell you to stop running in the house". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 6 місяців тому +62

    3:15 To answer the victim's question, between the phone and the way he looked down to avoid being yet another porch slip-and-fall victim, it's actually not surprising that he missed the hanging plant pot.

    • @goatcheese4me
      @goatcheese4me 6 місяців тому +5

      I was waiting for him to slip on the ice, so I'd probably hit my head too.

  • @ilovelamp61
    @ilovelamp61 6 місяців тому +5

    I always have to rewind and watch the dog save the kid multiple times. It’s having a blast playing with its kid and switches into badass protector mode immediately. It knocks the kid down to make sure they’re out of they way, then goes after the asshole dog, twice, while being confident enough in itself to disengage as needed. Seriously incredible.

  • @bttrflymagic
    @bttrflymagic 6 місяців тому +1

    The victorious YES from the Amazon v. chicken match 😂

  • @devinpicard5299
    @devinpicard5299 6 місяців тому +1

    7:34. That’s why dogs hold a special place on this planet. Love clips like that. Good dog

  • @osiviper
    @osiviper 6 місяців тому +23

    6:13 - That is some impressively absorbent carpeting. Absorbed the liquid from 3 cups of coffee in about 2 seconds.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 6 місяців тому +2

      Less than two seconds, actually

  • @khadaoc8241
    @khadaoc8241 6 місяців тому +34

    0:05 Legend says this guy is still falling somewhere.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 6 місяців тому +3

      He's said to be living in Wonderland now, after following a hasty white rabbit

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 6 місяців тому +3

      Straight to the Backrooms with him...

    • @noseboop4354
      @noseboop4354 6 місяців тому +1

      Well now we know where to throw away The Ring.

  • @NottElliott
    @NottElliott 5 місяців тому +1

    3:12 "How did I miss that" 😂😂

  • @bluezayyad1296
    @bluezayyad1296 7 годин тому +1

    Did the Amazon driver go for a quick dip lmao

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 6 місяців тому +24

    17:12- the guy is just standing there watching like this is normal.
    Every Tuesday, Mary goes to the car wash and crashes into things.

    • @ifIOnlyHadABrian
      @ifIOnlyHadABrian 4 години тому +1

      That one actually makes no sense. How do you manage to press the gas instead of the brake, crash... then CHANGE gears and do it AGAIN? Unless that person was having a heart attack... it's impossible.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 3 години тому

      @ifIOnlyHadABrian - alcohol, drugs, stupidity. Where I work, they changed the traffic pattern. Where a road was, they put a building. At the end of the road, before the building, they put an island with a mound of dirt and bushes. A guy drove over the curb, up the mound, and into the bushes and got stuck. We assumed he was drunk. Nope, he said he had been going that way for 20 years and didn't see the curb, mound of dirt, or bushes.

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube 6 місяців тому +4

    3:35 - Absolutely love the sleeping cat giving almost ZERO FUCKS about anything! 😂

  • @veritasaequitas9875
    @veritasaequitas9875 6 днів тому

    Isn't that glorious?
    The dog protecting the child.
    No hesitation.
    Good dog.

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 26 днів тому

    "SMILE! You're on Candid Camera!!" 😂

  • @TheMoeP
    @TheMoeP 6 місяців тому +37

    1:28 I swear I've never laughed so hard with a failarmy clip before 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @izaak24
      @izaak24 6 місяців тому +7

      i had to scroll down to see if anyone commented on that clip. omg so funny.

    • @JwonTop1
      @JwonTop1 5 місяців тому +3

      Dawg my stomach hurt😭😭

    • @thunderdeath2024
      @thunderdeath2024 5 місяців тому +1

      1:40 it’s so funny Poor grandpa

    • @alonsoswife
      @alonsoswife 5 місяців тому

      I'm in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 3 місяці тому +1

      That looks so staged honestly

  • @namelesswarrior1066
    @namelesswarrior1066 6 місяців тому +50

    That guy from 1:31 😂😂😂

    • @damazywlodarczyk
      @damazywlodarczyk 6 місяців тому +7

      i would get really fucking angry after this

    • @SuperHippo95
      @SuperHippo95 6 місяців тому +3

      Lol why did they put the beam back if ot was gonna fall again lol

    • @ALBERT-EMAH
      @ALBERT-EMAH 6 місяців тому +3

      YEAH FATALITY 😂😂😂😂

    • @AnimeRTX-wo4mf
      @AnimeRTX-wo4mf 6 місяців тому +3

      Looked like a cartoon 🤣

    • @yaolofe3852
      @yaolofe3852 6 місяців тому

      ​@@AnimeRTX-wo4mflike Tom & Jerry

  • @howardcornwell9841
    @howardcornwell9841 6 місяців тому +1

    That dog who saved his human is a champion!👍

  • @Hater_GamingYT
    @Hater_GamingYT 28 днів тому

    7:38 Im So Happy That The Family Dog Protected A Child. What A Good Boy.

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 6 місяців тому +22

    1:27 This sequence is the first time in a long time that I've laughed out loud at a clip (usually I just chuckle). It's like something right out of a Laurel & Hardy short!

  • @TobyMax853
    @TobyMax853 6 місяців тому +17

    3:11 who else thought he was going to slip on the ice? 😄

  • @snowangelgirl1
    @snowangelgirl1 6 місяців тому +1

    The one where the tree misses the guy is the best.

  • @antoniabengtson-6463
    @antoniabengtson-6463 6 місяців тому +1

    0:33 Daaamn bro got some survival instincts goin on 😂😂

  • @michaelweir995
    @michaelweir995 6 місяців тому +18

    I'm amazed at the amount of grown men terrified of little yappy ass dogs.

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi 2 місяці тому

      Delivery drivers should not be hired if they have an irrational fear of any tiny harmless animal. I've seen cat, tiny dog, squirrel, lizard... these people need to get some perspective on what is actually dangerous and stop dropping my packages.

    • @ezrapster
      @ezrapster 2 місяці тому +2

      I have a customer with 5 dogs. His smallest one is the only one who ever bit me. Still have the scar on my leg.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 2 місяці тому +1

      The yappy dogs are sometimes dumb ones with little self-restraint. My neighbors have one, and I once ran past their house. He then ran full throttle at me until his cord yanked him violently backward by the neck. It's not like it was his first day with the cord, this was months after he was first acquainted with it. At the time, I didn't know he'd do that. Then he's barking at seemingly nothing months later, at 2 AM.

    • @Synthysynthsynth
      @Synthysynthsynth 2 місяці тому +1

      @@maolcogi well, tough guy, you’d think that, except that if you talk to the ones that are, it’s because they’ve been bitten by a little dog before. Those little sharp teeth can do major damage to tendons and such.

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 6 місяців тому +11

    15:25
    Barrier 1: Damn, he got away!
    Barriere 2: I got you, fam!

  • @H3llzGX
    @H3llzGX 6 місяців тому +1

    that dogs been waiting his whole life for that moment. good shit my boy

  • @keaunajordan
    @keaunajordan 4 місяці тому +1

    The cop asking help got me

  • @myriaddunes2569
    @myriaddunes2569 6 місяців тому +22

    1:39 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Not again bruh

    • @johhnyytwotime510
      @johhnyytwotime510 6 місяців тому +4

      Like tom and Jerry 😂😂

    • @yaolofe3852
      @yaolofe3852 4 місяці тому

      ​@@johhnyytwotime510Yesss 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamesofhoenn4790
      @jamesofhoenn4790 10 днів тому

      “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”

  • @bossman1792
    @bossman1792 6 місяців тому +35

    I really admire those people who fall over and then can laugh at themselves. I would have a significantly different reaction. 😠

    • @candyr85
      @candyr85 6 місяців тому +9

      I think the reaction depends on the pain level 😜

    • @justalittlealien
      @justalittlealien 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@candyr85and also ones mood before the fall

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 5 місяців тому +1

      I like where, when theres a dog, they come over like "Are you OK? What happened? Got any food while youre down here?"

  • @DragonX6500
    @DragonX6500 6 місяців тому +6

    19:02 driver of the Jeep should be sued

  • @kaloyanradkov8962
    @kaloyanradkov8962 6 місяців тому +1

    0:11 - Boyfriend of the century- Truly deserves a medal - well saved!!!

  • @davesmith3565
    @davesmith3565 6 місяців тому +44

    0:05 poor dude fell down TWO sets of stairs in seconds damn lol

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 6 місяців тому +16

      And into the void to another dimension

    • @chev2500hd1
      @chev2500hd1 6 місяців тому +2

      I dont think they are stairs. I think it's the opening to a basement window cause he fell straight in

    • @davesmith3565
      @davesmith3565 6 місяців тому

      they are for sure stairs my brother's house has basement access from outside his house and he has stairs just like that, just not near the back door to his house like that one @@chev2500hd1

    • @johhnyytwotime510
      @johhnyytwotime510 6 місяців тому +1

      Bro 5 seconds into the video and almost pissed his pants...😂😂

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@JT10112I FELL FOR HOURS!

  • @StopandStep
    @StopandStep 6 місяців тому +17

    Wow, that Amazon guy at 19:37 ! I wonder how many times he's gotten away with that.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 6 місяців тому +8

      We know for sure that none beyond the one in the video

    • @jefflebowski918
      @jefflebowski918 6 місяців тому +2

      The usual suspect.

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 6 місяців тому +2

    Who would seriously have a window open in the snowy weather for a snowball to come through in the first place 😂🇬🇧

  • @beemer3037
    @beemer3037 6 місяців тому +2

    Bruh we got grown men out here terrified of tiny dogs. I literally can’t 💀

  • @GK-rw2op
    @GK-rw2op 6 місяців тому +10

    Love the kid flipping off the school bus 9:35

  • @AbsalonWhiteJr.
    @AbsalonWhiteJr. 6 місяців тому +7

    1:26 - 1:43 looks like something straight out of a movie 💀🤣😭 Like you actually can’t make that type of comedy up 💀💀💀

  • @TheCuriosityOasis
    @TheCuriosityOasis 6 місяців тому +1

    You know their food's fresh, because it's "free range!" 🤣 2:45

  • @maxmonas7131
    @maxmonas7131 6 місяців тому +5

    It always blows my mind how many people get out of the car without putting into park.

  • @anaussieplays763
    @anaussieplays763 6 місяців тому +19

    12:02 It's clear this isn't the 1st time she hasn't put the brake on 😂

  • @pvt.bushmann5903
    @pvt.bushmann5903 6 місяців тому +49

    Fail channels have got a big racket going, people will NEVER stop providing content.

    • @caotico8995
      @caotico8995 6 місяців тому

      Are you gay?

    • @shepdog_alpha
      @shepdog_alpha 6 місяців тому +2

      Don’t you just love the millions in ad rev they get from stealing peoples videos

    • @CloneBiker
      @CloneBiker 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Pienimustahave they uploaded a full video posted by someone else? Or just used the clips? I was under the impression a lot of these are viewer submitted.

    • @gugumarques5964
      @gugumarques5964 6 місяців тому

      vdd

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  6 місяців тому +39

      @@CloneBiker All our videos are used with permission from the owners. We have never stolen any videos. In fact, for every video we use, we have a signed legal document stating we can use the video. We pride ourselves on the knowledge that the video owner is compensated for the use of their videos.

  • @jeremymartin4755
    @jeremymartin4755 6 місяців тому

    Several things I learned about this video
    1.) No situational awareness
    2.) Weather mishaps
    3.) People don’t know how to park a vehicle
    4.) People run away from dogs

  • @d.e.m9847
    @d.e.m9847 5 місяців тому +1

    4:46 mans just chillin wrapped in his towel and there’s a police chase going on like 😂

  • @mikemayne001
    @mikemayne001 6 місяців тому +12

    That kid flipping off the school bus as it left was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!!😂

  • @skateata1
    @skateata1 6 місяців тому +34

    4:54 wow. Why does the guy have a camera in his room and what are the chances of that happening while it's reordering? 😮

    • @SPL4620
      @SPL4620 6 місяців тому +15

      Am I the only guy that doesn't wear my towel like that.

    • @averyhugefan
      @averyhugefan 6 місяців тому +1

      I too would like to know more about this.

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 6 місяців тому +7

      @@SPL4620 At first I thought he was wearing a bath mat.
      He might live in shared accommodation and the camera is to protect his stuff.

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 5 місяців тому

      @@SPL4620 Yes

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi 2 місяці тому

      @@SPL4620 I mean now I don't, but when I was growing up my bathroom wasn't near my bedroom (my sister got to use our shared one because I was evil and would go through it to harass her) and living with my mom and sister, yeah I wore a towel after my showers. Could be co-ed dorms or something, or just a habit.

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne 6 місяців тому +1

    So many of these are so stupid I don’t even feel a little bit bad about laughing. Thanks, geniuses!

  • @TheNJ93487
    @TheNJ93487 6 місяців тому +2

    Ooh, damn. The biker gets flipping fall out hit the parking. 😆😆🤣🤣