Asmongold Invades Other Players And Meets a HACKER In Dark Souls 3

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  • @LucaC994
    @LucaC994 6 років тому +1453

    Opponent: moves
    Asmongoloid: *how is he doing that*

    • @TheDukeOfBlaze
      @TheDukeOfBlaze 6 років тому +30

      Your profile picture matches up with that, it's perfect!

    • @BuzzedGaming
      @BuzzedGaming 6 років тому +50

      Asmongold is true trash.

    • @TheISKATE4FUN
      @TheISKATE4FUN 6 років тому +39

      *Attacks once and misses* How is he dodging every attack?!

    • @alexstegmann7977
      @alexstegmann7977 5 років тому +8

      TheISKATE4FUN no he attacks 4 times and misses

    • @TacTicMint
      @TacTicMint 5 років тому +16

      How does this guy keep avoiding me spamming one the slowest attacking weapons in the game.

  • @omnilisk279
    @omnilisk279 6 років тому +1026

    "Why is he moving?"
    "Why is he healing?"
    "Why is he rolling?"
    "He's moving so much. Its making me so mad."
    Its almost like they want to survive. Wow.

    • @erris5744
      @erris5744 6 років тому +28

      It really sums up the Invader community tbh.

    • @Red-jx7qu
      @Red-jx7qu 6 років тому +41

      @@erris5744 It sums up the redditard invaders that think everything should be an honour duel, don't paint us invaders under that flag as well. It's shameful.

    • @SunLovinSolaire
      @SunLovinSolaire 6 років тому +16

      And his fanboys wonder why we hate him.

    • @zackonark2658
      @zackonark2658 6 років тому +17

      It’s almost like he expects to just win

    • @TheRobochicken5494
      @TheRobochicken5494 6 років тому +14

      @@SunLovinSolaire hate is such a strong word. Like he is a very intelligent person actually. But he sucks at gaming. He is so clueless and helpless and stupid af when it comes to games. I wonder if that is how you become after playing retail wow for so long. Just so washed up...

  • @PRchris13
    @PRchris13 6 років тому +280

    Stage 1 = over confidence
    Stage 2 = doubt
    Stage 3 = denial
    stage 4 = acceptance

    • @sirdrtay8017
      @sirdrtay8017 5 років тому +8

      He never will reach the last stage

    • @최진혁-y1i
      @최진혁-y1i 4 роки тому +2

      @@sirdrtay8017 19:02 bruh 😂

    • @damiank5976
      @damiank5976 4 роки тому +1

      @@sirdrtay8017 9:24

  • @zete1678
    @zete1678 6 років тому +323

    >spams R1
    >guy dodges
    >"How did he know?"

    • @tyshred9251
      @tyshred9251 4 роки тому +5

      Story of the poor casuals life

  • @binbinz555
    @binbinz555 6 років тому +1487

    it's crazy how he finished the game and still barely know anything about the game.

    • @herculyys
      @herculyys 6 років тому +130

      Twitch chat help with the Campaign, what items to use, where to use points, where to go etc.
      Its cool because any streamer can finish any game, but they do not have the real feeling and learning to play the game, it's just entertainment to the public at the end of the day.

    • @despawningenemy420
      @despawningenemy420 6 років тому +123

      he can only understand how to use two buttons, roll and r1, he still has no idea that weapons can perform different combos or even running / sprinting attacks. He is barely aware of what a rolling attack is after he accidentally performed hundreds of rolling attacks, he still doesn't understand it. The guy is clueless

    • @despawningenemy420
      @despawningenemy420 6 років тому +29

      @@herculyys most moronic chat advice of all time, he learned nothing

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 6 років тому +11

      @@despawningenemy420 r1 is all you need in pve and pvp, this game takes no skill at all xD

    • @egemenozcelik7494
      @egemenozcelik7494 6 років тому +98

      @@Tom3kkk you sound like a casul

  • @IShallCallHimTaders
    @IShallCallHimTaders 6 років тому +460

    Invades a newbie, kills him. THE LITERAL GOD.
    Invades pro player, dies horribly. "why can't i do anything"

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 6 років тому +11

      Craig With a Wig that’s how mafia works

    • @danieloriet6662
      @danieloriet6662 6 років тому +41

      Lol he didnt even invade an actual pro player they just didnt suck as much as he did

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 6 років тому +11

      >dark souls
      >pro player
      pick one-

    • @9553shadow
      @9553shadow 6 років тому +15

      @@Tom3kkk I dont get your logic.

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 6 років тому +5

      9553shadow dark souls players are supreme

  • @operationkilled
    @operationkilled 6 років тому +352

    > Invaded someone
    > Host is a hacker.
    > Invaded someone, again.
    > Get gank squads.
    > The rest of the video.
    > Why is he [insert what the player doing]?.

    • @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116
      @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116 6 років тому +5

      accurate

    • @gabus3246
      @gabus3246 5 років тому +7

      this is because asmongold is a noob and he can't understand nothing

    • @crimsonzero3165
      @crimsonzero3165 5 років тому +12

      Why is he...
      Moving?
      Healing?
      Dodging?

    • @Harbinger421
      @Harbinger421 4 роки тому +4

      Any games with an M15+ rating that has weapon skills and mechanics is above his usual brain dead game pay grade.

    • @aceofspades5042
      @aceofspades5042 4 роки тому +1

      Not dodging or not even using hid weapon correctly

  • @ciridanis1421
    @ciridanis1421 6 років тому +642

    It's funny that he didn't realize weapons have weapon arts

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 6 років тому +60

      Yup, lol. His own weapon's weapon art in particular could have helped him win PvP easily, because it gives you poise...

    • @despawningenemy420
      @despawningenemy420 6 років тому +61

      or even running / sprinting attacks, or parry + riposte. I swear to god most of the time when he did rolling attacks it was by mistake without realizing it.. He really doesn't understand or bothered to learn the controls at all.. He knows two buttons, roll and r1

    • @hugohoyos2828
      @hugohoyos2828 6 років тому +36

      he never learned to play the game. it's really obvious with his play style. i honestly don't even know how he beat it while not knowing so much.

    • @devonmorgenstern6906
      @devonmorgenstern6906 6 років тому +24

      @@hugohoyos2828 DS3 isnt really the hardest installment of the series.. if him making it through it with as bad of a player as he is doesnt prove it then idk

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 5 років тому +17

      @@devonmorgenstern6906 He beat 1 without knowing how to play either.

  • @felixbrando4988
    @felixbrando4988 6 років тому +731

    *kills invader, sees host*
    "who's this?"

  • @ImAviex
    @ImAviex 6 років тому +219

    Its hilarious he went through the entire game and is still a bot somehow.

  • @TheSapphicRaven
    @TheSapphicRaven 6 років тому +226

    Asmondgolds refusal to learn or understand game mechanics in dark souls has well and truly entertained me and brought back my love for the souls series

    • @MultiDannyboy1995
      @MultiDannyboy1995 6 років тому +22

      It just irritates me tbh, I genuinely think he might be disabled. Actually that's a bit harsh, i've met some disabled people who can definitely catch on quicker than he can to basic activities.

    • @calimforce
      @calimforce 6 років тому +8

      People that get's irritated at others playing videogames. what a looser kek@@MultiDannyboy1995

    • @SlumLord-
      @SlumLord- 5 років тому +2

      calimforce *loser

    • @pigeater7752
      @pigeater7752 5 років тому +7

      @@MultiDannyboy1995 OMG SomEoNE TakING a GamE iN anY wAY OthEr tHaN SerioUSLy? TheY're DisAbleD!!!1!!11

    • @MultiDannyboy1995
      @MultiDannyboy1995 5 років тому +6

      @@pigeater7752 I see someone has no idea what they're talking about lmao, you reckon he wasn't taking it seriously

  • @paco3771
    @paco3771 6 років тому +242

    I kinda feel a bit bad for him, considering the fact that he beat the game but still possesses no concept of I-Frame and doesn't even know such thing as Weapon Art.

  • @ultimakitty1078
    @ultimakitty1078 6 років тому +196

    im terrible at pvp and he makes me look good. thats just sad

    • @russkiman1509
      @russkiman1509 5 років тому +6

      But with broken ads mechanics,he can still beat you with 5 r1 mashes

    • @tanderk1059
      @tanderk1059 5 років тому

      I don’t wanna brag but I’m really good at pvp.

    • @benjamindavies2460
      @benjamindavies2460 5 років тому +15

      me:i suck at dark soul
      *watches asmongle*
      me:i'm a god

    • @bluevanga30
      @bluevanga30 4 роки тому +4

      @@benjamindavies2460 "literal god" lmao

    • @spunk3787
      @spunk3787 4 роки тому

      RUSSKI MAN he tanks through everything, so when he invaded, he expects to tank through everyone too

  • @QP503
    @QP503 6 років тому +34

    "for this fight im going to put on my heaviest armor"
    *invader proceeds to shoot crossbow bolts into him while he stands there dumbfounded*

  • @DarthGeneCreamVader
    @DarthGeneCreamVader 6 років тому +55

    "I don't know how to gesture, so I hit the ground". *claps in disbelief*

  • @HankJ666
    @HankJ666 6 років тому +83

    Seeing this is hurting me, specially when he wonders why people is healing during a *I N V A S I O N*

  • @crimsonzero3165
    @crimsonzero3165 5 років тому +86

    "Thats how you play the game."
    R1 spam and relying on poise with a 500 AR weapon.

    • @randomname5118
      @randomname5118 4 роки тому +11

      The worst thing is that I think he leveled dex using vordt hammer

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 4 роки тому

      Well it's one way at least.
      Not the best way, not even a good way, but a way nonetheless.
      Kinda...

    • @spunk3787
      @spunk3787 4 роки тому +2

      Santiago Lorences I think I might actually lose to him because of how unpredictable he is.

    • @devonpearson3321
      @devonpearson3321 3 роки тому

      Most dex pvp characters use frayed blade me bringing the crow talons and absolutely shredding people and for those that run a distance away Friede scythe I utilize the crow quills for those who hide inflicting poison

  • @aktivitat6397
    @aktivitat6397 6 років тому +145

    Getting sniped by Malcom is like a rite of passage for DS streamers.

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 6 років тому +23

      But it is still a asshole thing to do by getting people softbanned just for playing the game.

    • @MilkAndSugar16
      @MilkAndSugar16 4 роки тому +4

      @@thundergaming155 Ye he's below human.

    • @znspyder
      @znspyder 4 роки тому +2

      Whos malcom

    • @alpharedhed4446
      @alpharedhed4446 3 роки тому +3

      @@znspyder some hacker that gets people softbanned when he invades

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 6 років тому +28

    5:46 why is he suprised that his opponent used the stomp lifting attack. "Why is his attack electric" HOW did he even get so far in the game?

    • @doomsdayking4843
      @doomsdayking4843 4 роки тому +7

      He was carried by his chat the whole game. Oh and also poise and R1 spam. It's just makes me wish the enemies in this game were smarter.

    • @xtakk
      @xtakk 4 роки тому

      It's not like the pve is hard

  • @felixbrando4988
    @felixbrando4988 6 років тому +143

    i love how he has no clue what other weapons do because he only used like 1 for the entire game.

    • @despawningenemy420
      @despawningenemy420 6 років тому +15

      he uses one button per game, through the entire game. Besides the roll. In ds1 it was R2 heavy attack, in ds3 he switched it up to R1 light attack.

    • @Bananenbauer123
      @Bananenbauer123 6 років тому +6

      Isn't that what all of us did? Pick one weapon and finish the game with it?

    • @gv2212
      @gv2212 6 років тому +1

      and he still won using that one button easy game

    • @Nexus-.9
      @Nexus-.9 6 років тому +1

      @@gv2212 say what you want about pve being easy, try beating me in pvp i dare ya

    • @gatecruor9292
      @gatecruor9292 6 років тому

      @@Nexus-.9 Im sure many people including me at some point have already done that if you play On PC.

  • @TitaNiUm-NaZ
    @TitaNiUm-NaZ 6 років тому +99

    I cant believe how bad he is ... its not about him being newbie ... i have never seen anyone this bad ... even when the game just got released ... and he keeps blaming everything but him

    • @johngarcia5410
      @johngarcia5410 6 років тому +15

      He's literally gone through the entire game... How did he even beat ANY of the bosses.... Especially ol' lightning king dragon boi

    • @anddewseeyou4027
      @anddewseeyou4027 5 років тому +6

      @@johngarcia5410 trough insane rng and not quiting

    • @SlumLord-
      @SlumLord- 5 років тому

      Andrewseeyou-No NAme Damn you can’t spell lmao

    • @johngarcia5410
      @johngarcia5410 5 років тому +4

      @@SlumLord- I'm surprised you noticed his spelling first, the first thing I saw was that this kid didn't know how to type out his own channel name for his picture/avatar 😂

    • @tankbro6413
      @tankbro6413 5 років тому +4

      9:20 "im just bad at this game. thats all there is to it im just bad."

  • @aaronweinmann7668
    @aaronweinmann7668 6 років тому +26

    honestly didn't think that he was even able to kill one person in pvp

  • @a.m.4654
    @a.m.4654 6 років тому +64

    so he rages when people replenishes health, but when he does its fine .. okay

    • @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116
      @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116 6 років тому +11

      its apperently about "honour" (he doesnt heal when he pvps) in my opinion thats just an excuse since he is incapable of doing multiple things at once other than spamming attack and occasionally dodging... yet he gloats when he kills a newbie and declares himself a god... how long has he been playing dark souls? idk but as i see it he is incapable of learning...

    • @ThatsN0tFair
      @ThatsN0tFair 6 років тому

      @@robo-suport_czrobofactory3116 hes just a moth looking/eating idiot

    • @pigeater7752
      @pigeater7752 5 років тому

      Kind of like how when someone game ends you in a br, they're an asshole who sucks, but when you do it it's no big deal.

    • @NishiTheRat
      @NishiTheRat 5 років тому +1

      he does it the same way I do, they heal...? alright so since you don't have honor... neither shall I sorta thing, if they heal then so can I

  • @fool_jnk4180
    @fool_jnk4180 6 років тому +39

    „I‘ve got to kill him before he dies“~Asmongold

  • @ngo_3103
    @ngo_3103 6 років тому +141

    He invaded Malcolm Reynolds😂😂

    • @crescentmono3344
      @crescentmono3344 6 років тому +16

      Malcolm personally gave him CE tutorial :D

    • @DarthWraithius
      @DarthWraithius 6 років тому

      Finally

    • @ngo_3103
      @ngo_3103 6 років тому +1

      Aleksa Sinovic check him out on yt, and I have no idea. Maybe he’s too popular in the dark souls community

    • @Notsheropa
      @Notsheropa 6 років тому +1

      he's a meme, everything he does is just scripts he was given by people who know what they are doing.

    • @ngo_3103
      @ngo_3103 6 років тому +1

      Aleksa Sinovic he a fun hacker, this game isn’t for tryhards

  • @vitaliyred622
    @vitaliyred622 6 років тому +62

    He needs to watch FighterPl. For sure. This R1 spam is so funny to look at. After he sees Pl 1 vs 3 people with no healing, his eyes will pop.

    • @minaajoku1169
      @minaajoku1169 6 років тому +3

      Vitaliy Red he already had pvp battle against him

    • @vitaliyred622
      @vitaliyred622 6 років тому

      minää joku PogU can you give me the link? No way in hell he won over PL!

    • @danieloriet6662
      @danieloriet6662 6 років тому +1

      @@vitaliyred622 oh he didnt win... not even close .. fighter has vid on his channel.

    • @Uriseph
      @Uriseph 6 років тому +1

      Please, FighterPL is pretty good; but he's nothing compared to someone like JeeNine.

    • @vitaliyred622
      @vitaliyred622 6 років тому +1

      Uriseph who? Never heard of him/her.

  • @JENSWAX
    @JENSWAX 5 років тому +9

    >Tries to stagger lock with heavy weapon
    >Gets stagger locked
    Asmongold: Cheeto

  • @heimheim3584
    @heimheim3584 6 років тому +39

    Asmond knows no honor, therefore no one will go easy on him lol.

    • @DJ-rf9yq
      @DJ-rf9yq 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah lmao he just fucking attacks on sight

  • @chrismoya4362
    @chrismoya4362 6 років тому +28

    9:13 finally he noticed 😂

  • @caitheoutcastranger
    @caitheoutcastranger 6 років тому +33

    It’s always fun watching players from other games come to souls and think they’ll know what to do....forget your knowledge..SOULS SHOWS NO MERCY.

    • @darthinfection6367
      @darthinfection6367 5 років тому +3

      Not even that hard😂 just havta pay attention it's actually pretty easy

  • @mrobscene4816
    @mrobscene4816 6 років тому +22

    Trapping them in the corner is also how he got his gf too. Take notes ppl.

    •  4 роки тому

      LOoooooL
      He got his GF because she wants 50% of his twitch money in about 5 years ;)

  • @scajamerson7461
    @scajamerson7461 5 років тому +14

    Opponent: Moves one centimeter
    Asmongold: hes a hacker how is he doing that

  • @kwilde2387
    @kwilde2387 6 років тому +6

    "Got him"
    "Huh?"
    "What?"
    "What?"
    "What?"
    "Fuuuuuck"

  • @michielhakkens9555
    @michielhakkens9555 5 років тому +5

    Opponent: heals
    Assmongol: Why is he healing.!?
    Assmongol: straightup heals himself

  • @nicolasluna9256
    @nicolasluna9256 5 років тому +19

    you good sir made thousands of people more confident in their souls skill, you are a hero

  • @Uh-ll4ri
    @Uh-ll4ri 5 років тому +25

    Also the most dishonorable ds player "Oh he's in combat lets go kill this guy"

  • @TrygveofAkrar
    @TrygveofAkrar 5 років тому +11

    16:20 "is that a cheater"

  • @Zanemob
    @Zanemob 5 років тому +8

    First invasion he meets Malcom... A moment of silence. Then he gets ganked...

  • @blinkmuch
    @blinkmuch 5 років тому +10

    4:33 why is he healing? **Shrugs**

  • @hihanteki
    @hihanteki 6 років тому +9

    you'd think after beating the game you would understand the basic combat of the game. "HES MOVING"

  • @nuclearguy1652
    @nuclearguy1652 5 років тому +7

    9:30- I'm always able to respect someone if they can just admit it.

  • @Trezenox
    @Trezenox 6 років тому +7

    "How does he move out of every attack dude?"
    ...
    "How does he move out of every attack dude!?"
    ...
    "Wait what?"
    ...
    Asmongold, welcome to Dark Souls :3

  • @Aster_True-Fire
    @Aster_True-Fire 6 років тому +6

    "Malcolm Reynolds? This guy"
    Malcolm Reynolds: "Say no more."

  • @Mastario
    @Mastario 6 років тому +4

    "I don't know how to gesture so I just hit the ground" that just killed me XD

  • @blazikenowen
    @blazikenowen 6 років тому +6

    I love how he goes in the first one his char starts having a seizure and just gets destroyed

  • @claypritchett8113
    @claypritchett8113 5 років тому +10

    I can't believe he lived that long through that first hack at the beginning 🤣

  • @redsol3629
    @redsol3629 2 роки тому +1

    I felt like that first stole a bit of my humanity.

  • @TheGoldPrecision
    @TheGoldPrecision 4 роки тому +11

    Watching this made me hurt inside lol He literally let's them heal and just spams attack leaving himself open. Should probably use fast weapons with his playstyle

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 4 роки тому +1

      A poison or bleed dagger would likely be his best bet... If he knew about the existence of weapon arts.

  • @roboslaya7890
    @roboslaya7890 5 років тому +1

    “Fucking idiot” seconds later “wait what”

  • @platinumbishop9424
    @platinumbishop9424 6 років тому +6

    I love how he beat one person called himself a good and Immediately got destroyed for the rest of the vids 🤣

  • @GarretDejiko
    @GarretDejiko 6 років тому +2

    0:17
    [muffled "very good" in the distance]

  • @CobaltLotus
    @CobaltLotus 6 років тому +3

    Dark Souls PvP - a conglomeration of rolling, more rolling, and looking for that sweet, cheesy backstab.

  • @alexstegmann7977
    @alexstegmann7977 5 років тому +2

    Opponent : swings and hits. asmongold: I don’t understand

  • @unnero1
    @unnero1 6 років тому +4

    "I have to repair, WTF????" Oh yea he is gonna love Dark Souls 2. Though I can't decide what's sadder, the fact that none of the other players had even the idea of parrying an R1 spam idiot or that he is really this rock stupid to not figure out weapon arts by this time.

    • @isshonsaha8673
      @isshonsaha8673 6 років тому +2

      Not trying to burst your bubble, but he's using a great hammer. You can't parry great hammers unless they're 1 handed or they're doing the running attack EDIT: The rolling attacks are parryable too.

    • @sircallum
      @sircallum 3 роки тому

      Yeah for guy who has played ds1 he doesn't even know how to do gestures

  • @thexdfacedgamer2306
    @thexdfacedgamer2306 10 місяців тому +1

    Host: *B.R.E.A.T.H.E.S*
    "How is he doing that?!"

  • @MrPafleouf
    @MrPafleouf 6 років тому +25

    the R1 spam is strong in you boy.
    Is he aware of weapon arts ?

    • @danieloriet6662
      @danieloriet6662 6 років тому +12

      He isnt aware of how to dodge... why would he know what a weapon art is?

    • @MrPafleouf
      @MrPafleouf 6 років тому +3

      @@danieloriet6662 yeah you're right ;-) and has he said he isn't fat rolling

    • @Uriseph
      @Uriseph 6 років тому +1

      Yes, he's aware that weapons can perform certain abilities. He just doesn't give a shit.

  • @mikkosalo9885
    @mikkosalo9885 6 років тому +2

    >Enemy dodges and drinks estus
    "That's so annoying he makes me mad"
    >Enemy hits asmongold
    ->asmongold rolls a mile a way and heals
    ...

  • @Greenjow
    @Greenjow 6 років тому +9

    That guy with the Crucifix of the Mad King memed him so hard:D

  • @pacerboy1711
    @pacerboy1711 4 роки тому +1

    Opponent : atacking
    Asmongold : what is going on?

  • @rdpvader
    @rdpvader 6 років тому +12

    That hammer was the only reason this scrub was allowed to progress

    • @gv2212
      @gv2212 6 років тому +1

      no he did it cuz this game is easy

    • @spardaa_
      @spardaa_ 6 років тому +1

      @@gv2212 nah, that hammer is really good, and gives him poise, but it's a noob, he doesn't know to play, he died so many times with the nameless king, he is bad as fuck

    • @gv2212
      @gv2212 6 років тому

      @@spardaa_ i beat all the souls games excluding Demon Souls (Dont have it) but people like you pretend that game is just for hardcore gamers , as you can see all you need to know to beat this game is roll and be a little patient

    • @gv2212
      @gv2212 6 років тому

      @@spardaa_ you said that i couldnt even kill gundyr dont pretend like you dont know what that implies

    • @gv2212
      @gv2212 6 років тому

      @@spardaa_ and also r1 is almost always the most effective thing to do what else are you going to do is not like the game has combos or something look at speedruners too they pick twinswords and r1 bosses

  • @Peaceful_Gojira
    @Peaceful_Gojira 4 роки тому +1

    Every other invader strat: Undead Hunter Charms, Reach-Great Weapon or Dex weapon, Other Buffs for self/Nerfs for host and party.
    Asmongold: Vordt Greathammer R1, R1, R1, R1 (misses all four) *How's s/he doing ____?!*
    Me: *Hm...shame*

  • @deadeye0o
    @deadeye0o 6 років тому +52

    The r1 spam is real anf i thought forsen was bad
    Also i love that he only wins because of the shity netcode

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 6 років тому +5

      99% of normie streamers play offline so they never even get to experience the shitty netcode, im surprised asmongold is still trying to play this trash game for the pvp

    • @furiouslobster7912
      @furiouslobster7912 6 років тому +20

      @@Tom3kkk You sound like the biggest virgin ever.

    • @chadking8767
      @chadking8767 6 років тому +3

      snajpi you must play the BIG stage at EVO.

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 6 років тому +1

      @@furiouslobster7912 takes one to know one chuddy boy

    • @Omar_rdz
      @Omar_rdz 6 років тому +2

      Fuck, sometimes this community is so toxic, you should heard what he said about the game when he finished it.

  • @eiyu-okuroryokan2634
    @eiyu-okuroryokan2634 5 років тому +1

    19:05 Got a point down. xD
    The more i watch the more i get like "WTF!!!".
    I mean he finished the game and the DLC's as far as i know, and he dosen't know weapon arts, weapon enchants, how to gesture, on some of his previous videos he was in "late game" and didn't know about fat roll.
    And he dosen't know about iFrames(this one is kind of okay but the res OMG).
    I know we don't know all from start, when i played DSPTDE i was a noob that knew nothing, but at least at the end of the game i won't say i knew all but i knew alot of stuff, how is it possible he defeated all the bosses like this and didn't learn a thing, like wtf.
    I just see R1 spam, he dosen't even chase when they are low health, he just continues to hit the ground, WTF, and no dodges just trade dmg, i just don't get it.
    We were all noobs at some point, and im not a pro at this game, at most im average, but still this is not normal, finishing the game and still talking like a "I beat Gundyr just now".

  • @phalanxiatheroan863
    @phalanxiatheroan863 5 років тому +5

    Ah, the mighty Malcom. Gotta love him. He's a bastard but he does it amazingly.

  • @danestrenton
    @danestrenton 3 роки тому +1

    His PVP kill count in this video alone already makes him a far superior DS player to me, fuck my life I didn't think I was THAT awful

    • @danestrenton
      @danestrenton 3 роки тому

      ....and the fact he actually beat the game as well

  • @AnarchyArcher
    @AnarchyArcher 6 років тому +3

    ...
    Welcome to Twitch Plays Dark Souls 3- where the player learned nothing and chat is laughing their asses off.

  • @Harbinger421
    @Harbinger421 4 роки тому +1

    13:40 The child is having a tantrum.
    16:00 Proceeds to get wrecked. "Must be a cheater"

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 4 роки тому

      He seemed like he was going to take that fight as a joke until he realized, the joke was himself all along.

  • @adradox
    @adradox 6 років тому +12

    Sensitivy on his controller gave me motion sickness.

    • @CreepyHandedMan
      @CreepyHandedMan 6 років тому +3

      If I'm correct, he plays with mouth and keyboard. Which in itself is sickening.

    • @adradox
      @adradox 6 років тому +10

      @@CreepyHandedMan Imagine playing with your mouth

    • @guillermolozano8461
      @guillermolozano8461 6 років тому

      @@adradox nice

    • @CreepyHandedMan
      @CreepyHandedMan 6 років тому +1

      @@adradox damn, mouse*
      Written with a phone, my bad

    • @Daelitegamer
      @Daelitegamer 6 років тому +1

      @@CreepyHandedManIs it just as hard to check spelling before you press a button to submit a post as it is hard for this guy to get a kill in dark souls? lmaoooooooo

  • @keke7802
    @keke7802 4 роки тому +1

    Enemy: Dodges and attacks.
    Asmongold: WHAT THE FUCK

  • @MISERABLE_WRETCH
    @MISERABLE_WRETCH 6 років тому +58

    Thank you Malcolm

  • @solaireofastora7179
    @solaireofastora7179 5 років тому +1

    *Slowly walks away*
    "Wa-Wait how'd he get away?"

  • @swordwarrior4586
    @swordwarrior4586 6 років тому +6

    Uses the slowest heaviest mace for pvp

    • @Helpertin
      @Helpertin 6 років тому

      If you don't think you are going to score many hits... make the hits you do score count big.

    • @jakeevans4175
      @jakeevans4175 5 років тому

      Tbh if he wasn’t bad these are good weapons to use as long as you manage your stamina well and roll before backstabs

  • @benjamindavies2460
    @benjamindavies2460 5 років тому +1

    opponent:does a heavy attack then dodges
    asmongle:it's a hacker dude
    seriously just because there better then you doesn't mean there cheating it just means you suck witch is something we already know

  • @jared7126
    @jared7126 4 роки тому +3

    I actually can’t believe he got golf swung like 3 times

  • @LuEynch
    @LuEynch 4 роки тому +1

    I did not even know this level of noob exist

  • @normalhuman1825
    @normalhuman1825 5 років тому +3

    I mean he’s pretty decent at pve, he got to freades last stage on his first try, but pvp, oof

  • @williamkryel7063
    @williamkryel7063 4 роки тому +2

    Asmongold: R1 spams
    Asmongold: "I am a litarel god"

  • @pekonipilvi116
    @pekonipilvi116 5 років тому +3

    "What is parry"

  • @twitch5000
    @twitch5000 6 років тому +1

    "how does he know when to dodge?!?!" proceeds to stick to the plan that somehow carried him through the game: dodge a couple times and poise-through R1 spam with vordts hammer until he runs outta stamina.

  • @whiskizyo2067
    @whiskizyo2067 6 років тому +4

    Man, how would you feel being beaten by As - same weapon same buttone spam doesnt even know about repairing and you die to him LOL alt + f4 life aha

    • @nono-lz9qr
      @nono-lz9qr 4 роки тому

      To be fair when have you ever needed to repair something in dark souls 3?

  • @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls
    @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls 6 років тому +102

    Hi

    • @redd1ck659
      @redd1ck659 6 років тому

      Hi

    • @tibaronmagnus3672
      @tibaronmagnus3672 6 років тому +14

      The fucking mad lad made his appearance, God speed you magnificent bastard!
      *Salutes to the one true meme Lord*

    • @isaiahobrien626
      @isaiahobrien626 6 років тому +1

      What's that profile pic tho?

    • @ZuperZombiezlayer
      @ZuperZombiezlayer 6 років тому +12

      The Hero we didn't want, but the Hero we deserve.

    • @vbartek517
      @vbartek517 6 років тому

      hey there

  • @SunLovinSolaire
    @SunLovinSolaire 6 років тому +1

    9:24
    The first step, maybe there’s hope for you yet

  • @cb6667
    @cb6667 6 років тому +6

    Pc is fun -_- you play souls on console better players no hacks pc is full of noobs and hackers

    • @lususnaturae881
      @lususnaturae881 6 років тому

      Lol ok.

    • @TheFedaykiin
      @TheFedaykiin 6 років тому +7

      Sony Consoles have always been the true home of the Souls Community

    • @zackonark2658
      @zackonark2658 6 років тому

      There are still plenty of us who are decent people and players

    • @laeeqmohamed1539
      @laeeqmohamed1539 6 років тому

      True

    • @elio6861
      @elio6861 6 років тому

      focking learn how to write dude

  • @GrandTickler
    @GrandTickler 5 років тому +1

    8:19 lets cut out the heal there

  • @s.e.n3264
    @s.e.n3264 6 років тому +4

    Damn, I didn't know people on pc suck so much..... I need new pc!!! One that actually works

    • @noske8369
      @noske8369 6 років тому +1

      I played on pc & ps4, I agree, most of pc players are trash for PvP, I try it on console & the PvP level was Way better.

    • @富徐-h5c
      @富徐-h5c 6 років тому

      Everything depends on luck...

  • @TheForhekset
    @TheForhekset 4 роки тому

    When he says "I'm just bad at this game, I'm just bad.", comedy gold. It's like a revelation to him.

  • @scajamerson7461
    @scajamerson7461 5 років тому +1

    300 isnt good enough for him. he wants 5647383 damage and then he'll say hes the best player ever

  • @Octa-v1u
    @Octa-v1u 6 років тому +1

    I'm sure some one has pointed this out to you but if not the special ability of Vordt's Great Hammer that you are using is hyper poise and armor for a few seconds use it to face tank enemies when they attack and then counter as there attacks will not send you prone due to the poise buff very useful against most npc . Drop the shield while using great weapons so you can use beater armor.

  • @healbean2591
    @healbean2591 4 роки тому +1

    I’m surprised only 1 person pointed down at him

  • @eiyu-okuroryokan2634
    @eiyu-okuroryokan2634 5 років тому +1

    8:00 Why is he doing so much dmg!!!
    Come one the guy clearly has lightning in his swords(don't know if it's from the spell that i don't remember the name or from resine).
    But come on realy, is it possible that after beeting the game he still dosen't know about weapon enchant???

  • @Sh3llShockGaming
    @Sh3llShockGaming 3 роки тому

    "I don't know how to gesture so I just hit the ground" made me laugh really fucking hard...geez...

  • @onatkurkcuoglu6926
    @onatkurkcuoglu6926 5 років тому +1

    he is so lucky he encountered malcom reynolds and didnt got softbanned

  • @johncollins8070
    @johncollins8070 5 років тому +1

    Ok i cant play ds3 i dony have a controller for my pc yet but i played ds1 to death so its fun for me to see someone like this so far in the game without basic knowledge of game mechanics

  • @spongemanicecone4440
    @spongemanicecone4440 4 роки тому +1

    He looks so happy to beat people, but all of those people were either roleplayers or new to the game.

  • @thesaint635
    @thesaint635 4 роки тому +1

    13:39 when you see his twitch active

  • @litfuse293plus3
    @litfuse293plus3 4 роки тому +1

    asmongold: yeah, 1v1 me dude, i'll kick your ass!
    also asmongold: *dies moments later* it's fucking bullshit, what is this game!?

  • @linesangus9069
    @linesangus9069 5 років тому

    "Guy's, no!" Like he's turning around and trying to pleed with them. that made me laugh

  • @futavadumnezo
    @futavadumnezo 6 років тому +2

    He really didn't want to play this game, you can tell why. He just knew he's bad at it. After you play tab target games for so many years it's quite difficult to get into action target games.

  • @Augoeides32
    @Augoeides32 Рік тому

    Asmongold: Give me a break, dude! >:(
    Also Asmongold: Has 12 unused flasks he could have drank to prevent 90% of his deaths.

  • @hugzar9797
    @hugzar9797 4 роки тому +1

    No honor, no skills, no kholege, no brAiN CeLls