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  • @AeonAxisProductions
    @AeonAxisProductions 16 днів тому +157

    "Enemy spotted in that direction"
    "Roger, now erasing that direction"

    • @almahartley6629
      @almahartley6629 15 днів тому +12

      "Enemies approaching from northwest? What northwest?"

    • @StarForgers
      @StarForgers 5 днів тому +4

      When your troops hold so much firepower, they erase the very concept of a direction! 😂
      Now THAT'S REAL firepower!

  • @justindylan4984
    @justindylan4984 18 днів тому +128

    Operation Mama Bear. What an appropriate name

    • @Jon_EL
      @Jon_EL 5 днів тому +3

      Yup like operation Paul Bunyon

  • @DanielLopez-jl7is
    @DanielLopez-jl7is 18 днів тому +51

    I know these space stories are mostly if not all AI generated and narrated but that sussy baka part was hilarious 💀

  • @AtreyaVichare
    @AtreyaVichare 18 днів тому +154

    Operation: You took our kids? Now we take you to Jesus personally

    • @lunayinandyang1631
      @lunayinandyang1631 18 днів тому +4

      Yes. I agree.

    • @ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken
      @ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken 18 днів тому

      I wonder if they would still say that though. If I recall, I think many religions believe there is no life outside Earth. I remember the movie Paul, when the christian girl with the bad eye saw the alien and would not believe he was an alien. I feel like maybe if man kind did make first contact with aliens for real, that would invalidate any religion that believes we’re alone.

    • @SeptemberMeadows
      @SeptemberMeadows 15 днів тому

      Ewwwwwww

    • @TrueTeller1900
      @TrueTeller1900 8 днів тому

      Lol you even send jesus in his place😅😅😅😅

    • @SeptemberMeadows
      @SeptemberMeadows 8 днів тому

      @@AtreyaVichare Ewwwwwwww

  • @Lilixia
    @Lilixia 18 днів тому +41

    Outer Rim Pirate Academy!!! - I love this stuff.

  • @Monkeywrench542
    @Monkeywrench542 18 днів тому +93

    The USA has always been experts at proportional response.

    • @shadowunifer
      @shadowunifer 17 днів тому +20

      Yep… ask Iran.

    • @SeptemberMeadows
      @SeptemberMeadows 15 днів тому +11

      That's because we're the fractions people 😉

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations 10 днів тому +7

      It's not a war crime if it's proportional.

    • @Ryarios
      @Ryarios 10 днів тому +6

      Eh, proportional responses are overrated.

    • @puffnstuff12
      @puffnstuff12 10 днів тому

      @@NeiasaurusCreations Spoken like a true Fat electrician aficionado. 😆

  • @baruchben-david4196
    @baruchben-david4196 3 дні тому +3

    "Operation Mama Bear." Oh, sh*t, someone's in serious trouble...

  • @neosildrake
    @neosildrake 18 днів тому +47

    Pirate Academy? Space pirates have academies now?
    And the Chen and Rodriguez clans are at it again, saving the day... again. Humanity rejoice.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 16 днів тому +8

      ai name bias is crazy
      in space settings it defaults to treating it like an organized faction

    • @CathyConnors-v5y
      @CathyConnors-v5y 5 днів тому +1

      There’s no white men in space don’t you know according to ai

    • @brookbeck1944
      @brookbeck1944 15 годин тому

      ​@@CathyConnors-v5yI mean....time will tell😅 lol

  • @Kojara_SC
    @Kojara_SC 18 днів тому +30

    Proportional Response? That reminds me of the time Iran almost sank an american warship with a mine

    • @kharjo8099
      @kharjo8099 14 днів тому +6

      DONT TOUCH US BOATS!!!! 😂

    • @Ryarios
      @Ryarios 10 днів тому +7

      The US response was perfectly balanced…

    • @Bluish_Reaper
      @Bluish_Reaper 10 днів тому +6

      Ah, a man of culture I see

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m День тому

      And they're about to find out again. Or should I say, yet again

  • @nevertolatetoprepare2802
    @nevertolatetoprepare2802 9 днів тому +10

    For an AI video, this is one of the most entertaining I have watched.

    • @hendricksausges3006
      @hendricksausges3006 4 дні тому +1

      And this is the worst artificial intelligence will ever be. Everyday forward is exponential growth.

    • @azazelblackfire816
      @azazelblackfire816 3 дні тому

      I don’t see what’s so wrong with ai… no one’s given me a better reason for their ire over ai than “the people who make ai and use it are contributing to theft of people’s intellectual property.” Which in and of itself is already such a low level problem that can be mended by simply TEACHING THE DAMN AIS YOURSELVES. 🗿
      I see a tool performing at its best and still evolving slowly each day. Not some terrifying act against a supposed “God.” 🗿

  • @dadgod3615
    @dadgod3615 18 днів тому +40

    Whatd they do touch theyre boats? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KIDS?!?

    • @longrider42
      @longrider42 17 днів тому +18

      I see you are also a fan of a certain UA-camr :) "Don't Touch their BOATS! Or they drop a Sun or maybe 2 on you!"

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 17 днів тому +6

      They'd have been better off messing with the boats. All this needs is a future version of Buff & the Kid.

    • @longrider42
      @longrider42 17 днів тому +7

      @@grogvaughan5649 Well Buff will most likely still be around. Space capable by then. And the Kid yeah, he might look a bit different. :)

    • @cycleboy8028
      @cycleboy8028 9 днів тому +2

      @@longrider42 The kids were helping maintain the oil flow too.

    • @Shyster099
      @Shyster099 8 днів тому

      ​@@longrider42 mandatoryfunday?

  • @stevenrn6640
    @stevenrn6640 18 днів тому +41

    Sarah Chen. Lisa’s mom, is going to be pissed. Of course, all humans are named Chen in the future.

    • @Jediand
      @Jediand 18 днів тому +7

      Or Rodriguez!

    • @PetteriL-d5o
      @PetteriL-d5o 18 днів тому +3

      Or some name from india

    • @karlsmith2570
      @karlsmith2570 17 днів тому +6

      I swear, these stories have more Chens than Chinese phone book

    • @BlueblazerPrime
      @BlueblazerPrime 15 днів тому +2

      Or Smith

    • @Ryarios
      @Ryarios 10 днів тому +2

      Apparently very prolific family lines…

  • @wilmamontgomery8855
    @wilmamontgomery8855 3 дні тому +2

    Shades of "Only the Shadow Knows". 70 years and audio is still king.

  • @grimbo73
    @grimbo73 18 днів тому +30

    not sure the term "honey trap" is appropriate here...

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 16 днів тому +4

      💀🤮

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m День тому

      I had to listen twice; to avoid puking

    • @brookbeck1944
      @brookbeck1944 15 годин тому

      beat me too it.....tho AI is trained on the internet 🤢
      tho I imagine (hope) it was a mistranslation or somesuch

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 Годину тому

      @@brookbeck1944 the sexual connotation was probably lost
      historically it originally just ment a literal honey/sweet trap

  • @kylemaynor1264
    @kylemaynor1264 17 днів тому +15

    These days, kids learn how to hack before they reach high school.

    • @brookbeck1944
      @brookbeck1944 15 годин тому

      the funny thing is government and widely adopted commercial tech (& those who use it) are so far behind that pretty much basic use and navigation that is second nature to younger generations is effectively hacking in practice 😅

  • @Lito64
    @Lito64 17 днів тому +13

    Humans: don't touch our shit

  • @NormanPrather
    @NormanPrather 17 днів тому +24

    You lost me at "fermented plasma."

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 16 днів тому +11

      the ever-present reminder that its ai generated and has no idea what its saying

    • @NormanPrather
      @NormanPrather 15 днів тому +2

      @@kellynolen498 Yeah, my comment was aimed at the poster not the "writer."

    • @alcor4670
      @alcor4670 12 днів тому +3

      It lost me at "That Tochi guard is such a sussy baka".

    • @melindareynolds5091
      @melindareynolds5091 10 днів тому +4

      I just took it to mean the plasma from blood

    • @josherz7
      @josherz7 9 днів тому

      Same lol

  • @InvokedAlbaz
    @InvokedAlbaz 5 днів тому +1

    1: “Destroy all ships except the one with the kids”
    2: “We already got the kids back and every ship is destroyed, Captain.”
    1: “Warp us on my mark!”
    1: “Warp me!”

  • @diarradunlap9337
    @diarradunlap9337 18 днів тому +57

    Space Pirates: *"We have your children, now PAY UP!"*
    Humans: *"Allow us to introduce you to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. In your case, however, He'll be your Judge."*

    • @TrueTeller1900
      @TrueTeller1900 8 днів тому +1

      Bro even jesus has been judge by u. Those alien are nothing divine.

  • @Istartedthefire87
    @Istartedthefire87 7 днів тому +2

    You know there was one pirate like* you took human kids!* And ends himself right there.

    • @obsidianofblades
      @obsidianofblades 7 днів тому +1

      "Oh hell no, I saw what one guy did when someone took his sandwich!"

  • @danhardesty6318
    @danhardesty6318 2 дні тому

    We have a Vex, and we have several Chens. The storyline is complete. Seriously, I like it.

  • @berniewilson9015
    @berniewilson9015 12 днів тому +2

    Now that was such a heartwarming story! I loved every minute of it. Thanks.

    • @thethirdchimpanzee
      @thethirdchimpanzee 16 годин тому

      Which is ironic because the story was likely written by an AI, definately read by an AI, and the illustrations are AI for sure.

  • @jacoblehnen4372
    @jacoblehnen4372 3 дні тому

    I am waiting for these to made into a television series. This is a great story!

  • @mascarft8795
    @mascarft8795 6 днів тому +2

    This is the 8th "chen" and the 6th "rodriguez" i heard this weeks. lol, great story.👍

  • @PhilandSofia
    @PhilandSofia 10 днів тому +2

    I’m sorry, I had to pause and continue after an hour after hearing sussy baka, my laughter triggered a series of events that broke the peace of my house

  • @santyclause8034
    @santyclause8034 12 днів тому +3

    There was a Kawolski in the old TV show, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea. Years passed, then decades until, finally, another Kawolski. This one was in Penguins of Madagascar.
    I think it's time.

  • @adamcheedlet4871
    @adamcheedlet4871 4 дні тому +1

    You took our kids? I see you have chosen death

  • @siscilysnowdy-np9op
    @siscilysnowdy-np9op 17 днів тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @gregryeii403
    @gregryeii403 18 днів тому +4

    I am listening to this and just as they are saying code black a friend walks through the door with a new baby.

  • @warshrike666
    @warshrike666 17 днів тому +8

    I would like to believe this to be true for any species not just humans but as a father i 100% agree. Demons run when a good man goes to war, you take a kid from that same man, well the demons can run aint gonna do any good outcome is still the same FUBAR. 😁👍

  • @tomcolam
    @tomcolam 13 днів тому +3

    Didnt you read the database on humans? We evolved to be our planets apex lifeform by being insanely protective of our young

  • @SpaceWhispersChanel
    @SpaceWhispersChanel 9 днів тому

    "That ending was so unexpected! I didn’t see that twist coming. The author is truly talented!"

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 15 днів тому +3

    There `seems` to be a bit of a contradiction in logic in this one. Though, in fairness I may be missing something. We're so committed to our children, that we took a group of them, trained them, and stuck them in harms way to be bait for a trap, lead by a 12 year old. They couldn't find slightly older humans that look like children? Aside from that though, nicely written and flipping the stereo-typical paradigm of the weak human is always `satisfying` for lack of a better word.

    • @josherz7
      @josherz7 9 днів тому

      No one exploits our children except us! 😂

  • @greyhunter3271
    @greyhunter3271 9 днів тому +1

    This story requires a lot of suspension of belief to enjoy LOL. Way more so than any other I've heard in a long time. Not terrible story overall but my goodness I was chuckling at the absurdity of some of the story points

  • @laughingaardvark3128
    @laughingaardvark3128 18 днів тому +9

    It sucks that they have to militarily train children but it sounds like in the story it's necessary.

    • @cycleboy8028
      @cycleboy8028 9 днів тому +2

      Every hear of "The Boy Scouts"? Didn't do move and fire drills, but many of the badges are built upon basic military training... survival, cooking/maintenance with limited materials, first aid, marksmanship, etc, etc. Everyone knew that part of a fully functional adult included military ability in addition to civics, home maintenance, and other skills.

  • @LawrenceKennard
    @LawrenceKennard 18 днів тому +11

    This would make a nice movie😂

  • @sam2x13
    @sam2x13 17 днів тому +6

    I was enjoying the story up until the point you decide to tell your enemy how you did everything. I kind of thought that was stupid.

    • @jonhermsen2197
      @jonhermsen2197 16 днів тому +2

      AI isn't great at crafting stories that make sense throughout.

  • @sandoe41
    @sandoe41 4 дні тому

    @09:00 - Pirates are playing chess, Human's are playing shogi...

  • @MarshalLtd
    @MarshalLtd 5 днів тому +1

    This reminds me of "Do not touch the boats!!!"

    • @specialistghost3789
      @specialistghost3789 4 дні тому

      Don't touch my boats!!!!

    • @MarshalLtd
      @MarshalLtd 4 дні тому

      @@specialistghost3789 You touch the boats and suddenly there are 2 more suns rising.

  • @estellaguerrero6691
    @estellaguerrero6691 17 днів тому +2

    Great story! 🤍🤍🤍

  • @mangjitnijjhar1390
    @mangjitnijjhar1390 7 днів тому +1

    14:44 if anyone wants to skip straight to "sussy baka"

  • @lilmallison2531
    @lilmallison2531 7 днів тому

    Human young being docile? They must've have snatched the kids past biting age.

  • @Shyster099
    @Shyster099 8 днів тому +6

    If only we cared that much about our kids globally today.

    • @timezerohour8864
      @timezerohour8864 6 днів тому

      Its the future seems like we got our shit fully together.

    • @EmanuelVazquez-to9zz
      @EmanuelVazquez-to9zz 4 дні тому

      At least we finally achieved something worth it after years of stagnation...😂

    • @EmanuelVazquez-to9zz
      @EmanuelVazquez-to9zz 4 дні тому +1

      In all seriousness we could use this story to model our protection of children's life, innocence, and future.

    • @brookbeck1944
      @brookbeck1944 15 годин тому

      ​@@EmanuelVazquez-to9zzin its best manifestation I wish we would.....sadly it's used as a means to commit great harm under the guise of "think of the children"🙃

  • @Locomotor1979
    @Locomotor1979 9 днів тому +1

    lol kids pickpocketing the pirates even when they are in the cells

  • @PhoneyLoki
    @PhoneyLoki 13 днів тому +2

    Nice to know that future humanity took a page from the Spartan ll training program

  • @riverraven7359
    @riverraven7359 16 днів тому +3

    "pirate academy" 😂

  • @colemanjr
    @colemanjr 5 днів тому

    Now I know that this is just a story, a GREAT story, but can anyone tell me why I feel like a proud father???🙂

  • @alinsarbulescu
    @alinsarbulescu 11 днів тому +2

    I stopped at fermented plasma!

  • @amblerdumler7575
    @amblerdumler7575 3 дні тому

    I was expecting a bit of the Ransom of Red Chief here....

  • @gregoryjones5936
    @gregoryjones5936 15 днів тому +6

    Home Alone 3145 A.D.

  • @swampfox7110
    @swampfox7110 10 днів тому +1

    Good story, I liked it.

  • @keithfaulkner6319
    @keithfaulkner6319 11 днів тому +1

    " consequences "
    Never works out well.

  • @keithfaulkner6319
    @keithfaulkner6319 11 днів тому +1

    Parents from the projects raising kids from the hood.
    Not ideal for the bad guys.

  • @zacharywiggins9660
    @zacharywiggins9660 15 годин тому

    they probably should have looked at a quote in America's history back when they became tired of dealing with pirates. "Millions in defense before a cent in tribute"
    11:49 and they should hear about something called Operation Praying Mantis, that shows an american proportional response

  • @Advaith-iw6mt
    @Advaith-iw6mt 14 днів тому +1

    13:17 looks like a stormtrooper managed to escape Vader

  • @EQueen0320
    @EQueen0320 17 днів тому +3

    11:35 the doctor who Dalek refrence

  • @dorugu
    @dorugu 18 днів тому +7

    again? didn't they do their homework? they'll b sorry :)

    • @Shyster099
      @Shyster099 8 днів тому +1

      "The space orcs are my homework "

  • @shealstewart271
    @shealstewart271 12 днів тому +1

    A sorry story! By the telling, all of childhood joys ARE weaponized.

  • @elvinpeters220
    @elvinpeters220 3 дні тому

    LOVE THESE! MANY LIKES!

  • @singletona082
    @singletona082 День тому

    'Dear Grid Coordinates'

  • @billlovell5185
    @billlovell5185 17 днів тому +6

    The issue I have with these stories is that it makes humans a race of Mary Sue's - everything is resolved too easily.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 16 днів тому +1

      yes i enjoy a feel good story but there is no tension if we are just better or have generic better scifi technologies
      i will admit it is a better story than some of the drivle Hollywood pumps out but but better than the worst movies ever maid by humans isnt a very high bar

  • @adamvillegas5040
    @adamvillegas5040 3 дні тому

    Imagine if children were trained like this, a bit excessive but school shooting would probably never happen.

  • @jfortman73
    @jfortman73 17 днів тому +1

    WTF? Tactical nuclear options when rescuing hostages?

  • @richardrahl7546
    @richardrahl7546 22 години тому

    The subtitles are hilariously bad as always, but the story itself was entertaining.

  • @batonrouge6446
    @batonrouge6446 5 днів тому

    I wonder if they took over the base. Let the kids run it for their purposes with a small detachment of adults. No sense in wasting tech.

  • @JamesStripling
    @JamesStripling 8 днів тому

    This story almost makes sense. Almost.

  • @imt952
    @imt952 День тому

    You guys do realise there are other names besides Chen, right? And Sarah, and Lisa and David?
    You could use Michael, Paul, Richard, Tina, Alice, Carol... Need any more?

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris 18 днів тому +3

    Why tell your secrets? Next group can be ready. Of course why not medically alter adults to look like kids.

  • @JW-452
    @JW-452 4 дні тому

    I know this is intended to sound all cool and shit but it definitely sounds like they turn to child into a soldier. And I do believe even in modern society we understand that that is fucked up. Now tagging them with a tracker so you can find them as one thing but that does not seem to be what they did.

  • @krzysztofsaa2997
    @krzysztofsaa2997 14 днів тому

    Fermented plasma? :O

  • @erikwiseman1702
    @erikwiseman1702 5 днів тому

    Digital naration is pretty good but the story exceeds my ability to suspend disbelief pretty hard. Everything the children do outside of activating tracking devices is absurd.

  • @antoniuspoe9945
    @antoniuspoe9945 14 днів тому

    The ending sounds like monologuing from a villain.

  • @tlhamp0
    @tlhamp0 10 днів тому

    that was good thanks

  • @alicefreist318
    @alicefreist318 9 днів тому +7

    I HATE the AI narration. Why can't you find anyone to simply read the script?

    • @hendricksausges3006
      @hendricksausges3006 4 дні тому

      Maybe you should find a new channel? All of this is AI generated.
      The problem here is you.

  • @johnburns541
    @johnburns541 13 днів тому

    These AI stories are really starting to sound the same

  • @fesco4752
    @fesco4752 5 днів тому

    the end dint make much sense, i mean, they reaveld taht any humand child had an tracker and the base is a big trap, so everry pirate knew that, tehy wont fail for the same trick twice.
    They woud work out something to bypass iot since tehy knew they have trackers.
    Woudn be more smart to still hide it and let the pirats run in theri doom, so tehy wont find out and bypass the whole trap

  • @paulgreen2416
    @paulgreen2416 18 днів тому +1

    Fermented plasma 🙄

  • @jonathanrogers9961
    @jonathanrogers9961 4 години тому

    Vehothor and chem, sigh.....

  • @FLORIDADIYDAD
    @FLORIDADIYDAD 3 дні тому

    Pirate Academy?

  • @neudson9131
    @neudson9131 5 днів тому

    thats angry birds plot

  • @NortiusMaximus
    @NortiusMaximus 12 днів тому

    You lost me when Chen was mentioned

  • @amehayami934
    @amehayami934 9 днів тому

    What? Wtf would any of us want with human kids? Lol
    I bet an AI made this story idk why I keep having to block this but it keeps popping up.
    Sorry I'm child free and damn happy about it even if someone wanted kids, why would they have to resort to kidnapping a bunch of them?

  • @marktheberge8682
    @marktheberge8682 8 днів тому

    Oh another story with chen 😒

  • @twelfthdoctor4402
    @twelfthdoctor4402 7 днів тому

    This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. Its like the people that claim the US Airforce could defeat a star destroyer.

  • @fonzdevries4575
    @fonzdevries4575 17 днів тому +2

    Adds, adds and more adds👎👎👎👎👎

  • @emmitwinchell4307
    @emmitwinchell4307 11 днів тому

    Pray because you are prey

  • @paffles6696
    @paffles6696 11 днів тому

    Rolled my eyes and stopped watching at "fermented plasma".

  • @OG_Agrivar
    @OG_Agrivar 18 днів тому +2

    Is this tripe AI written in addition to being AI voiced?? "The Damascus's engines *fled* to life" is pure nonsense.

  • @dl200010
    @dl200010 7 днів тому

    FAFO at it's finest!

  • @rondohunter8966
    @rondohunter8966 18 днів тому +15

    Made it all the way to three and a half minutes before we meet a CHEN yet again. Just a rough guestimate I'd say at least 85% of sci-fi stories are infected with Chens. Best to just glass the entire genre. I'm out.

    • @jazzk4072
      @jazzk4072 18 днів тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @devonmurphy5544
      @devonmurphy5544 18 днів тому +2

      Surprised it's not Dr. Mohammed. Technically it's the most common name in the world.

    • @wilmaroles4375
      @wilmaroles4375 18 днів тому +4

      If you don’t like it write your own.

    • @damocles8417
      @damocles8417 17 днів тому +1

      Captain McLovin

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 17 днів тому +1

      @@devonmurphy5544 My guess would be Patel. Not sure of country of origin...

  • @MegaCyrik
    @MegaCyrik 15 днів тому +1

    Low quality ai story. Waste of time.

  • @travelswithbenny3328
    @travelswithbenny3328 11 днів тому

    Oh come on, another frigging chen? Can't you find another name AI? It's ridiculous. Disappointed.