You know why he isn’t? He is a rabid racist and doesn’t think much of women and like to physically assault them. Wonder why he no longer works for Amy Schumer show? She slowly backed away when she realized what he was really all about! But you probably enjoyed what Trump said about grabbing women by their …
It's effortless because ppl from places like New York, Philly, Boston just think and talk like this, or at least we used to. It's not an act. I miss these types of characters in my old northeastern city. They used to be ubiquitous, in every corner deli and pizzeria, coaching little leagues etc. now everyone has been gayefied
NotMe, u clearly don’t know cks comedy at all if u think his comedy is family oriented. Kurt is an ass in life that’s why he’s no where watch any podcast or interview with him he’s unbearable.
His nose is concave like a normal homosapien. If he were Jewish the nose profile would be convex, giving it a hook like appearance. I am not an anthropologist, but if antisemitism has taught me anything....
pointless opinion ppl hate him cuz of his personality watch any podcast or interview he’s in. He’s a self centered ass. He’s one of those guys that’ll tell u he’s gunna kill you because u disagree with him but will cower and hide if u go to fight him. Just ask Luis Gomez
This set is better than the album and I love the album, during that bullshit my ex girlfriend was honestly like "me or kurt" I chose kurt. My life has been horrible ever since but I regret nothing
Kurt Metzger reminds me of a damaged genius. A brilliant comedian. That talent should be much further ahead but there's something unhinged about him holding him back. I think that childhood really screwed him up but then he wouldn't have been who he is as a comedian.
Kurt, Greg, and Patrice are funny af and smart af...The universe has taken 2 too early....Hopefully Kurt will break thru at least enough to where he's financially secure.
Actually, I’ve known a few ex-Jehovahs Witnesses - it’s definitely Not holding him back-they are immune to rejection from having countless doors slammed in their face . Leaving the cult takes a strong , brave, independent-minded spirit, because everyone you know and care about , even family , shuns you. being forced to go along with so much BS,being able to speak their mind is such a hard-win freedom they They no longer have the patience to “ go along with things” they don’t have to. On a podcast , Kurt has said escaping the oppression of J.W. is why he’s such a fearless skeptic . If anything,it helped his comedy by giving him a unique perspective that sees through a lot of social conventions.
@icu3869 Jehovahs Witnesses only get shunned if they are babtized and abandon the faith. There are those who disassociate themselves but dont abandon it, and then those who never get babtized, who are not shunned. People always forget that they completely agree to these terms before babtism, even the conditions about disfellowshipping. I used to study with JWs and attend their church, but stopped. Im still friends with many of them. If theyre a cult then so is every other religion. Theyre healthy and productive members of society. I did meet some antisocial types, like in any religion, but they tend to have mental problems and sometimes even get disfellowshipped.
I have a slight crush on this dude. He's like a good looking Rodney Dangerfield. And he's into the truth of what's going on in today's world. That's hot.
MackTheKnifeSlowly yeah you can tell this was recorded right before her shot the special and the hour had pretty much come together and gotten tight enough
Personally I honestly think he’s more handsome now compared to years ago. I don’t know if he’s natural bald or shaving, but he’s much more mature looking and his attitude reflects that too.
Damn, all I want in life is more Kurt stand-up sets. There is so precious little! This guy just gets me so good!
Share with us which police department you are employed by …
@@B_1519 The channel name suggests it's Skt. Thomas or another Caraibean island.
Why?
No idea.
It might be weird a psychic revelation 😉
Next Tuesday, new half hour
@@duncefunce1513 Brother, thank you for telling me the good news! 🙏🏻
@@corndoug2605 awesome
This guy is totally underrated.
Dude he's fucking hilarious. I love his energy
If he did not steal jokes for Amy Schumer he would have been way bigger I think!!
@@Jokerdan76 huh?
@@jonigutchen8033 look up Amy Schumer stealing jokes and Kurt was his writer at the time and wrote a lot of those jokes!
Still I underrated ppl are starting to get it tho
How has it taken me THIS DAMN LONG to see this?? I'm laughing my ass off!
I LOVE his comedy, I'm sad he doesn't have more specials.
he’s releasing one!!
@@CloveCoastit was FANTASTIC
His writing on Jimmy Dore is hilarious. His absurd cynicism constantly burns through.
He does have more. He just has to make them.
He’s easily one of my favorite comics! He should be way more popular!
You know why he isn’t? He is a rabid racist and doesn’t think much of women and like to physically assault them. Wonder why he no longer works for Amy Schumer show? She slowly backed away when she realized what he was really all about! But you probably enjoyed what Trump said about grabbing women by their …
Unique delivery. We love KM, he is regularly on The Jimmy Dore Show, and, of course Kyle Dunnigan. Amazing writer. Kurt’s podcast - Can’t get right👍
One of the funniest people ever
His last stand up was mediocre at best. He smoked away his funny
Man I wanna see him live!
ME TOO- can you imagine his Rodney Dangerfeold eyes landing on you? Love his psycho expressions and intensity!
This was made a decade ago, but it sounds like it was made last year.
One of the greats !
This was brilliant
Why this doesn't have more views I don't know. His stand up is so effortless.
Look at all the horseshit on Netflix that's popular. There's your answer.
He has asthma. I wish he would move to Florida
Effortless? I wouldn't say so. It must take a lot of effort to put an hour long stand-up together. However, it does look smooth and "effortless".
@@yaroslavliutnik5594👆you: “Effortless?I wouldn’t say so” Also you :”However, it does look smooth and effortless “. REALLY?!?!
lol.
It's effortless because ppl from places like New York, Philly, Boston just think and talk like this, or at least we used to. It's not an act. I miss these types of characters in my old northeastern city. They used to be ubiquitous, in every corner deli and pizzeria, coaching little leagues etc. now everyone has been gayefied
One of my favorites as well .
Great angle on it all from Kurt - one of the best standups indeed.
Brutal. I love it!
Lol from John Wayne's to your Rick Moranis's😂... His Zumo story from This is Not Happening is FKN AMAZING!!!💯👑❤😂😂😂😂
goddam zumo
What are You doing here? What are YOU doing here?
This guy got a very unique comedic style... I m surprised he is not more popular...
Not really. A lot of his material and delivery is a carbon copy of Louis CK.
None Oyb I disagree. I know ck stuff. This guy is more unique. Ck is more family oriented.
This is the nicest UA-cam comment disagreement I have ever read.
NotMe, u clearly don’t know cks comedy at all if u think his comedy is family oriented. Kurt is an ass in life that’s why he’s no where watch any podcast or interview with him he’s unbearable.
He's more successful as a writer
This guy is the best stand up comic right now. I wish he got more attention.
@AJ Martin I had a change of hart.
Kurt is a damn legend. He played the hell out of himself on Horace and Pete too.
strikkmoez preach
Love him!!! Deserves so much more
fucking brilliant and underrated.
Brandon ,, Hes underrated because hes crass rude and has a filthy mouth.
I enjoyed it. Great work. Can't believe I didn't know who you are until this week(
Kurt is a beast!
This set is EPIC! GO KURT!
Kurt's the real deal.
He could totally play Rodney Dangerfield in a bio pic
The material, the delivery, the persona. What else could a comedian want?
Face and posture
Fame fortune, appreciation, recognition, a huge, loyal audience…(which is what Kurt deserves).
@@haerverkit was a hypothetical question. You're right though. I need to stand up straighter
" I don't remember doing that! You kids make things up!" Hell yeah that's my mom right there the queen of denial LOL!
Denial: it ain’t just a river in Egypt.
@@icu3869 lmao, right?! 🤣🤣🤣
Literally every joke had made rolling
25:10 “Do I look Jewish?Look into my nose , do I?” Random:”MAYBE!” Maybe is RIGHT- that was a good guess.””🤣🤣🤣
His nose is concave like a normal homosapien. If he were Jewish the nose profile would be convex, giving it a hook like appearance. I am not an anthropologist, but if antisemitism has taught me anything....
23:05 "when I'm wearing my American flag underpants, is it legal to shit my pants?"
Small part of why he's a legend
A small part? Hmmm...what are the other, Main parts that make him a legend?
He killed the whoa set 👍. Which is really hard to do truly amazing
Crushes all the time
A comic genius.
Excellent set!
I love his style. One of my favorites for sure.
you can see the dave attell influence
octagonocologist damn near smell it
as opposed to
Hes one of my favorites too, but its wierd how much ppl hate on him in the comments of all of his videos.
pointless opinion ppl hate him cuz of his personality watch any podcast or interview he’s in. He’s a self centered ass. He’s one of those guys that’ll tell u he’s gunna kill you because u disagree with him but will cower and hide if u go to fight him. Just ask Luis Gomez
Almost spit my coffee out when he said Ipad rapture.
Brilliant
Great fucking set, wow.
love to see it
How can clap and give a standing ovation over UA-cam?
This set is better than the album and I love the album, during that bullshit my ex girlfriend was honestly like "me or kurt" I chose kurt. My life has been horrible ever since but I regret nothing
Always choose someone who makes jokes over someone who makes ultimatums. Good call.👍
Fucking love this guy
Kurt Metzger reminds me of a damaged genius. A brilliant comedian. That talent should be much further ahead but there's something unhinged about him holding him back. I think that childhood really screwed him up but then he wouldn't have been who he is as a comedian.
Kurt, Greg, and Patrice are funny af and smart af...The universe has taken 2 too early....Hopefully Kurt will break thru at least enough to where he's financially secure.
he grew up in a cult, like me. Jehovah's witnesses brainwash you fast
so glad we escaped
Actually, I’ve known a few ex-Jehovahs Witnesses - it’s definitely Not holding him back-they are immune to rejection from having countless doors slammed in their face . Leaving the cult takes a strong , brave, independent-minded spirit, because everyone you know and care about , even family , shuns you. being forced to go along with so much BS,being able to speak their mind is such a hard-win freedom they They no longer have the patience to “ go along with things” they don’t have to. On a podcast , Kurt has said escaping the oppression of J.W. is why he’s such a fearless skeptic .
If anything,it helped his comedy by giving him a unique perspective that sees through a lot of social conventions.
@icu3869 Jehovahs Witnesses only get shunned if they are babtized and abandon the faith. There are those who disassociate themselves but dont abandon it, and then those who never get babtized, who are not shunned. People always forget that they completely agree to these terms before babtism, even the conditions about disfellowshipping. I used to study with JWs and attend their church, but stopped. Im still friends with many of them. If theyre a cult then so is every other religion. Theyre healthy and productive members of society. I did meet some antisocial types, like in any religion, but they tend to have mental problems and sometimes even get disfellowshipped.
He's 9ne of the best
Kurt’s the man
I believe this practice hour to be superior to the finished product!
As do I
Yeah, I sent this clip to my mom. She has good taste in comedy too.
@@acar3615she must! What parents laugh at :“ Dad, pussy is better than anything you ever did or taught me. And tell grandma to go funk herself.”click!
Brilliant. Unreal funny.
Kurt really is Americas sweetheart
American's Comedian, Kurt Metzger.
San Diego bit is at 13:54
“Santa Klooose puts plums in your shoes!”
National treasure imo
So talented. Not enough stuff from him on line. Don't ever see him touring in my neck of the woods.
White Precious is one of the best specials ever made. Up there with Elephant in the Room.
The cab bit is hilarious.
He's American's comedian after all
How, are his shower towel, and Other Towel the same color?
we call 'em gingers....its basically the "n" word with the letters moved around --- buhawhahhhaaaa Brilliant!
SLAAYYYYYYY
Kurp rocks! He's great on Jimmy dore and Kyle Dunnegan, Yo!
*_YO!! KURP!!!_* 💪
After listening to this four times I realize every word he uses is intentional. I wonder why he isn’t on Spotify anymore
"Breakout the skush" oh my God dude!
So funny!!!!!
Funniest opening joke ever
Fuckin hell.. This was incredible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I wonder if there's a young shane and Matt sitting in the crowd or even Tommy??
Where's the millions of views? Wtf?
Damn kurt, fucking genius
Anybody else here from At Home with Sylvester Skallone? I had never heard his standup, but he is really funny.
Is it just me, or does he sound like Attell?
Metzger is one of the funniest mofos. Writing and standup he’s brilliant.
MORE!
he looks like the older brother of mike stoklasa
This Guy Is Hilarious!!!
Audio: high pass @ 150hz and trim 250-300hz @ -3db
long and wide Joe Rogan doing the intro for kurt
Love you, Jessica.
WOW
I have a slight crush on this dude.
He's like a good looking Rodney Dangerfield. And he's into the truth of what's going on in today's world. That's hot.
Love the uncomfortable nature. He’s grown into his own.
Very good
I keep thinking I'm watching a deep fake of Mr bean
OMG another one!
Mr Bean
Syd Caesar
Dave Attell (style, not looks)
Rodney Dangerfield
Fuckin genious! 10/10
Where’s the old man on the walker leaving the show Kurp?
Was this a demo for "White Precious"? Same set right?
MackTheKnifeSlowly yeah you can tell this was recorded right before her shot the special and the hour had pretty much come together and gotten tight enough
Hilarious
Kurp! You're America's co host
Kurt Metzger is a comedic genius. The only thing holding him back is the way he looks.
what? there's way uglier comedians.
So much better than his new special…
this shit was hilarious.
Yo Kurp! Pretty good stand up, you know
Kurp lol hilarious 😂😂😂
15:30 had me rolling
He looks like a combination of a young Sid Caesar and Rodney Dangerfield
Dave Attell meets Louis CK
Urkel seeking bullets. Holy jesus that's funny
You're telling me it takes only 6 years to go from how he looks here to how he looks on the Jimmy Dore show?
Personally I honestly think he’s more handsome now compared to years ago. I don’t know if he’s natural bald or shaving, but he’s much more mature looking and his attitude reflects that too.
This was 10 yrs ago, it's in the description
@@Kittypaws90agree
Crappy audio, but the set is hilarious! Great set Kurp!