Kurt Metzger at Helium Comedy Club

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  • @corndoug2605
    @corndoug2605 2 роки тому +73

    Damn, all I want in life is more Kurt stand-up sets. There is so precious little! This guy just gets me so good!

    • @B_1519
      @B_1519 Рік тому

      Share with us which police department you are employed by …

    • @chosen_ones777
      @chosen_ones777 Рік тому

      ​​​@@B_1519 The channel name suggests it's Skt. Thomas or another Caraibean island.
      Why?
      No idea.
      It might be weird a psychic revelation 😉

    • @duncefunce1513
      @duncefunce1513 Рік тому +4

      Next Tuesday, new half hour

    • @corndoug2605
      @corndoug2605 Рік тому +3

      @@duncefunce1513 Brother, thank you for telling me the good news! 🙏🏻

    • @duncefunce1513
      @duncefunce1513 Рік тому

      @@corndoug2605 awesome

  • @lmnt1153
    @lmnt1153 6 років тому +262

    This guy is totally underrated.

    • @oasisgummybearmate9569
      @oasisgummybearmate9569 5 років тому +11

      Dude he's fucking hilarious. I love his energy

    • @Jokerdan76
      @Jokerdan76 4 роки тому +3

      If he did not steal jokes for Amy Schumer he would have been way bigger I think!!

    • @jonigutchen8033
      @jonigutchen8033 3 роки тому +3

      @@Jokerdan76 huh?

    • @Jokerdan76
      @Jokerdan76 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonigutchen8033 look up Amy Schumer stealing jokes and Kurt was his writer at the time and wrote a lot of those jokes!

    • @nathanl6821
      @nathanl6821 3 роки тому +1

      Still I underrated ppl are starting to get it tho

  • @SKYCHICK__
    @SKYCHICK__ 2 роки тому +18

    How has it taken me THIS DAMN LONG to see this?? I'm laughing my ass off!

  • @hexadecimal5236
    @hexadecimal5236 2 роки тому +27

    I LOVE his comedy, I'm sad he doesn't have more specials.

    • @CloveCoast
      @CloveCoast Рік тому

      he’s releasing one!!

    • @snarkynader9400
      @snarkynader9400 Рік тому

      @@CloveCoastit was FANTASTIC

    • @jackfiercetree5205
      @jackfiercetree5205 Рік тому +1

      His writing on Jimmy Dore is hilarious. His absurd cynicism constantly burns through.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +1

      He does have more. He just has to make them.

  • @sallypea3202
    @sallypea3202 5 років тому +76

    He’s easily one of my favorite comics! He should be way more popular!

    • @B_1519
      @B_1519 Рік тому

      You know why he isn’t? He is a rabid racist and doesn’t think much of women and like to physically assault them. Wonder why he no longer works for Amy Schumer show? She slowly backed away when she realized what he was really all about! But you probably enjoyed what Trump said about grabbing women by their …

  • @917hazel
    @917hazel 2 роки тому +26

    Unique delivery. We love KM, he is regularly on The Jimmy Dore Show, and, of course Kyle Dunnigan. Amazing writer. Kurt’s podcast - Can’t get right👍

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 2 роки тому +17

    One of the funniest people ever

    • @TEACHERERIC-w6r
      @TEACHERERIC-w6r Місяць тому

      His last stand up was mediocre at best. He smoked away his funny

  • @alanbrown5918
    @alanbrown5918 Рік тому +5

    Man I wanna see him live!

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +2

      ME TOO- can you imagine his Rodney Dangerfeold eyes landing on you? Love his psycho expressions and intensity!

  • @jswets5007
    @jswets5007 Рік тому +9

    This was made a decade ago, but it sounds like it was made last year.

  • @Complex_Addition
    @Complex_Addition Рік тому +4

    One of the greats !

  • @RichardCowdrey
    @RichardCowdrey 2 роки тому +7

    This was brilliant

  • @mariamzakariah3865
    @mariamzakariah3865 7 років тому +50

    Why this doesn't have more views I don't know. His stand up is so effortless.

    • @cmmmmmmmw
      @cmmmmmmmw 7 років тому +9

      Look at all the horseshit on Netflix that's popular. There's your answer.

    • @nihansen1457
      @nihansen1457 2 роки тому

      He has asthma. I wish he would move to Florida

    • @yaroslavliutnik5594
      @yaroslavliutnik5594 Рік тому

      Effortless? I wouldn't say so. It must take a lot of effort to put an hour long stand-up together. However, it does look smooth and "effortless".

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +1

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@yaroslavliutnik5594👆you: “Effortless?I wouldn’t say so” Also you :”However, it does look smooth and effortless “. REALLY?!?!
      lol.

    • @Thee-_-Outlier
      @Thee-_-Outlier 5 місяців тому

      It's effortless because ppl from places like New York, Philly, Boston just think and talk like this, or at least we used to. It's not an act. I miss these types of characters in my old northeastern city. They used to be ubiquitous, in every corner deli and pizzeria, coaching little leagues etc. now everyone has been gayefied

  • @colinzzf
    @colinzzf 2 роки тому +2

    One of my favorites as well .

  • @phoenixrising7047
    @phoenixrising7047 5 років тому +9

    Great angle on it all from Kurt - one of the best standups indeed.

  • @Tenebrousable
    @Tenebrousable 7 років тому +17

    Brutal. I love it!

  • @mrhombregordo9556
    @mrhombregordo9556 3 роки тому +8

    Lol from John Wayne's to your Rick Moranis's😂... His Zumo story from This is Not Happening is FKN AMAZING!!!💯👑❤😂😂😂😂

    • @Rainbow_1312
      @Rainbow_1312 3 роки тому

      goddam zumo

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +1

      What are You doing here? What are YOU doing here?

  • @InteractiveIdea
    @InteractiveIdea 7 років тому +66

    This guy got a very unique comedic style... I m surprised he is not more popular...

    • @noneoyb8902
      @noneoyb8902 7 років тому +5

      Not really. A lot of his material and delivery is a carbon copy of Louis CK.

    • @InteractiveIdea
      @InteractiveIdea 7 років тому +16

      None Oyb I disagree. I know ck stuff. This guy is more unique. Ck is more family oriented.

    • @rochedermot
      @rochedermot 6 років тому +22

      This is the nicest UA-cam comment disagreement I have ever read.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 6 років тому +2

      NotMe, u clearly don’t know cks comedy at all if u think his comedy is family oriented. Kurt is an ass in life that’s why he’s no where watch any podcast or interview with him he’s unbearable.

    • @fredmanie2926
      @fredmanie2926 6 років тому +4

      He's more successful as a writer

  • @waloacme
    @waloacme 4 роки тому +14

    This guy is the best stand up comic right now. I wish he got more attention.

    • @waloacme
      @waloacme 2 роки тому

      @AJ Martin I had a change of hart.

  • @strikkmoez
    @strikkmoez 5 років тому +42

    Kurt is a damn legend. He played the hell out of himself on Horace and Pete too.

  • @kennethguitarfiend4493
    @kennethguitarfiend4493 3 роки тому +3

    Love him!!! Deserves so much more

  • @BRAND0N...
    @BRAND0N... 7 років тому +24

    fucking brilliant and underrated.

    • @mtnnoel63
      @mtnnoel63 6 років тому

      Brandon ,, Hes underrated because hes crass rude and has a filthy mouth.

  • @yaroslavliutnik5594
    @yaroslavliutnik5594 Рік тому

    I enjoyed it. Great work. Can't believe I didn't know who you are until this week(

  • @nickumoh4267
    @nickumoh4267 7 років тому +22

    Kurt is a beast!

  • @TheMattJacks
    @TheMattJacks 2 роки тому +3

    This set is EPIC! GO KURT!

  • @jonbonhoagie5202
    @jonbonhoagie5202 5 років тому +15

    Kurt's the real deal.

  • @blackwilson1
    @blackwilson1 4 роки тому +15

    He could totally play Rodney Dangerfield in a bio pic

  • @markszawlowski867
    @markszawlowski867 2 роки тому +6

    The material, the delivery, the persona. What else could a comedian want?

    • @haerverk
      @haerverk Рік тому +1

      Face and posture

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +2

      Fame fortune, appreciation, recognition, a huge, loyal audience…(which is what Kurt deserves).

    • @xtrachrisb488
      @xtrachrisb488 5 місяців тому

      ​@@haerverkit was a hypothetical question. You're right though. I need to stand up straighter

  • @JaneDoe-em7zi
    @JaneDoe-em7zi 4 роки тому +12

    " I don't remember doing that! You kids make things up!" Hell yeah that's my mom right there the queen of denial LOL!

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +2

      Denial: it ain’t just a river in Egypt.

    • @JaneDoe-em7zi
      @JaneDoe-em7zi Рік тому +1

      @@icu3869 lmao, right?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sumgirlable
    @sumgirlable 6 років тому +18

    Literally every joke had made rolling

  • @icu3869
    @icu3869 Рік тому +4

    25:10 “Do I look Jewish?Look into my nose , do I?” Random:”MAYBE!” Maybe is RIGHT- that was a good guess.””🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thee-_-Outlier
      @Thee-_-Outlier 5 місяців тому

      His nose is concave like a normal homosapien. If he were Jewish the nose profile would be convex, giving it a hook like appearance. I am not an anthropologist, but if antisemitism has taught me anything....

  • @ArtAristocracy
    @ArtAristocracy Рік тому +3

    23:05 "when I'm wearing my American flag underpants, is it legal to shit my pants?"

  • @ComedyHorn
    @ComedyHorn 2 роки тому +5

    Small part of why he's a legend

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому

      A small part? Hmmm...what are the other, Main parts that make him a legend?

  • @jasonpowell291
    @jasonpowell291 3 роки тому +6

    He killed the whoa set 👍. Which is really hard to do truly amazing

  • @thesnapperlapper2559
    @thesnapperlapper2559 Рік тому +1

    Crushes all the time

  • @fatman1198
    @fatman1198 4 роки тому +11

    A comic genius.

  • @oliverchampion2498
    @oliverchampion2498 2 роки тому

    Excellent set!

  • @sara107610
    @sara107610 7 років тому +40

    I love his style. One of my favorites for sure.

    • @octagonocologist
      @octagonocologist 7 років тому +6

      you can see the dave attell influence

    • @jimiprairiefire5482
      @jimiprairiefire5482 6 років тому

      octagonocologist damn near smell it

    • @sirrom5155
      @sirrom5155 6 років тому

      as opposed to

    • @pointlessopinion611
      @pointlessopinion611 6 років тому +3

      Hes one of my favorites too, but its wierd how much ppl hate on him in the comments of all of his videos.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 6 років тому

      pointless opinion ppl hate him cuz of his personality watch any podcast or interview he’s in. He’s a self centered ass. He’s one of those guys that’ll tell u he’s gunna kill you because u disagree with him but will cower and hide if u go to fight him. Just ask Luis Gomez

  • @Not_A_Tourist
    @Not_A_Tourist 7 місяців тому +1

    Almost spit my coffee out when he said Ipad rapture.

  • @excessivity
    @excessivity 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 4 роки тому +3

    Great fucking set, wow.

  • @LSDRIP
    @LSDRIP 2 роки тому

    love to see it

  • @metalliquide2537
    @metalliquide2537 2 роки тому +1

    How can clap and give a standing ovation over UA-cam?

  • @893loses
    @893loses 6 років тому +21

    This set is better than the album and I love the album, during that bullshit my ex girlfriend was honestly like "me or kurt" I chose kurt. My life has been horrible ever since but I regret nothing

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +2

      Always choose someone who makes jokes over someone who makes ultimatums. Good call.👍

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 7 років тому +2

    Fucking love this guy

  • @monkeyboy9617
    @monkeyboy9617 4 роки тому +24

    Kurt Metzger reminds me of a damaged genius. A brilliant comedian. That talent should be much further ahead but there's something unhinged about him holding him back. I think that childhood really screwed him up but then he wouldn't have been who he is as a comedian.

    • @MikeJones-um3os
      @MikeJones-um3os 4 роки тому +3

      Kurt, Greg, and Patrice are funny af and smart af...The universe has taken 2 too early....Hopefully Kurt will break thru at least enough to where he's financially secure.

    • @ritae5316
      @ritae5316 2 роки тому

      he grew up in a cult, like me. Jehovah's witnesses brainwash you fast

    • @ritae5316
      @ritae5316 2 роки тому +1

      so glad we escaped

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +2

      Actually, I’ve known a few ex-Jehovahs Witnesses - it’s definitely Not holding him back-they are immune to rejection from having countless doors slammed in their face . Leaving the cult takes a strong , brave, independent-minded spirit, because everyone you know and care about , even family , shuns you. being forced to go along with so much BS,being able to speak their mind is such a hard-win freedom they They no longer have the patience to “ go along with things” they don’t have to. On a podcast , Kurt has said escaping the oppression of J.W. is why he’s such a fearless skeptic .
      If anything,it helped his comedy by giving him a unique perspective that sees through a lot of social conventions.

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 10 місяців тому

      ​@icu3869 Jehovahs Witnesses only get shunned if they are babtized and abandon the faith. There are those who disassociate themselves but dont abandon it, and then those who never get babtized, who are not shunned. People always forget that they completely agree to these terms before babtism, even the conditions about disfellowshipping. I used to study with JWs and attend their church, but stopped. Im still friends with many of them. If theyre a cult then so is every other religion. Theyre healthy and productive members of society. I did meet some antisocial types, like in any religion, but they tend to have mental problems and sometimes even get disfellowshipped.

  • @jessickalush3305
    @jessickalush3305 Рік тому

    He's 9ne of the best

  • @jackjurphy5020
    @jackjurphy5020 4 роки тому +3

    Kurt’s the man

  • @duncefunce1513
    @duncefunce1513 5 років тому +26

    I believe this practice hour to be superior to the finished product!

    • @MikeJones-um3os
      @MikeJones-um3os 4 роки тому +2

      As do I

    • @acar3615
      @acar3615 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I sent this clip to my mom. She has good taste in comedy too.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +1

      @@acar3615she must! What parents laugh at :“ Dad, pussy is better than anything you ever did or taught me. And tell grandma to go funk herself.”click!

  • @shaunmichaelchase
    @shaunmichaelchase 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant. Unreal funny.

  • @puff417
    @puff417 Рік тому +2

    Kurt really is Americas sweetheart

  • @fozzibab
    @fozzibab Рік тому +1

    San Diego bit is at 13:54

  • @stevenmartimucci1800
    @stevenmartimucci1800 Рік тому +2

    “Santa Klooose puts plums in your shoes!”

  • @rwdtk000000
    @rwdtk000000 4 роки тому +2

    National treasure imo

  • @josephballerini3730
    @josephballerini3730 6 місяців тому

    So talented. Not enough stuff from him on line. Don't ever see him touring in my neck of the woods.

  • @LaBigShip
    @LaBigShip 2 роки тому +1

    White Precious is one of the best specials ever made. Up there with Elephant in the Room.

  • @shaunmichaelchase
    @shaunmichaelchase 4 роки тому +1

    The cab bit is hilarious.

  • @Mr.Creosote15
    @Mr.Creosote15 Рік тому +2

    He's American's comedian after all

  • @jackfiercetree5205
    @jackfiercetree5205 8 місяців тому

    How, are his shower towel, and Other Towel the same color?

  • @amirkazemi2517
    @amirkazemi2517 4 роки тому +10

    we call 'em gingers....its basically the "n" word with the letters moved around --- buhawhahhhaaaa Brilliant!

  • @zamingold
    @zamingold Місяць тому

    SLAAYYYYYYY

  • @bobbobson439
    @bobbobson439 2 роки тому +3

    Kurp rocks! He's great on Jimmy dore and Kyle Dunnegan, Yo!

  • @sidDkid87
    @sidDkid87 Рік тому +1

    *_YO!! KURP!!!_* 💪

  • @joshualux8309
    @joshualux8309 2 роки тому +3

    After listening to this four times I realize every word he uses is intentional. I wonder why he isn’t on Spotify anymore

  • @jacobhayes1845
    @jacobhayes1845 5 років тому +2

    "Breakout the skush" oh my God dude!

  • @sumgirlable
    @sumgirlable 6 років тому +2

    So funny!!!!!

  • @jeremyogrizovich3247
    @jeremyogrizovich3247 Рік тому +2

    Funniest opening joke ever

  • @BoDiddlee
    @BoDiddlee Рік тому +1

    Fuckin hell.. This was incredible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @jb7720
    @jb7720 9 місяців тому

    I wonder if there's a young shane and Matt sitting in the crowd or even Tommy??

  • @nickanding3023
    @nickanding3023 2 роки тому +1

    Where's the millions of views? Wtf?

  • @yurpndurpnslurpn
    @yurpndurpnslurpn 4 роки тому +2

    Damn kurt, fucking genius

  • @wilsonc5P
    @wilsonc5P 4 роки тому +1

    Anybody else here from At Home with Sylvester Skallone? I had never heard his standup, but he is really funny.

  • @soundmindbodydivine
    @soundmindbodydivine Рік тому +2

    Is it just me, or does he sound like Attell?

  • @erinchapman8861
    @erinchapman8861 Рік тому +3

    Metzger is one of the funniest mofos. Writing and standup he’s brilliant.

  • @dannymayday7106
    @dannymayday7106 Рік тому

    MORE!

  • @billyheaning
    @billyheaning 4 роки тому +4

    he looks like the older brother of mike stoklasa

  • @awesumpowerz6805
    @awesumpowerz6805 3 роки тому +1

    This Guy Is Hilarious!!!

  • @luthiervandros
    @luthiervandros 4 роки тому

    Audio: high pass @ 150hz and trim 250-300hz @ -3db

  • @wesleycahall1966
    @wesleycahall1966 5 років тому +2

    long and wide Joe Rogan doing the intro for kurt

  • @TheMattJacks
    @TheMattJacks 2 роки тому

    Love you, Jessica.

  • @ryantitmus491
    @ryantitmus491 Рік тому

    WOW

  • @notadumbblond3
    @notadumbblond3 2 роки тому +2

    I have a slight crush on this dude.
    He's like a good looking Rodney Dangerfield. And he's into the truth of what's going on in today's world. That's hot.

  • @zappadali8696
    @zappadali8696 Рік тому +3

    Love the uncomfortable nature. He’s grown into his own.

  • @agt5jx87
    @agt5jx87 6 років тому

    Very good

  • @peonmyhall
    @peonmyhall 5 років тому +5

    I keep thinking I'm watching a deep fake of Mr bean

    • @FAK_CHEKR
      @FAK_CHEKR Рік тому

      OMG another one!
      Mr Bean
      Syd Caesar
      Dave Attell (style, not looks)
      Rodney Dangerfield

  • @stephenhassen6009
    @stephenhassen6009 5 років тому +1

    Fuckin genious! 10/10

  • @MikeJones-wk5kq
    @MikeJones-wk5kq 2 роки тому

    Where’s the old man on the walker leaving the show Kurp?

  • @MackTheKnifeSlowly
    @MackTheKnifeSlowly 6 років тому +6

    Was this a demo for "White Precious"? Same set right?

    • @earlyandoften
      @earlyandoften 5 років тому

      MackTheKnifeSlowly yeah you can tell this was recorded right before her shot the special and the hour had pretty much come together and gotten tight enough

  • @chrisross5621
    @chrisross5621 3 роки тому +1

    Hilarious

  • @strza7512
    @strza7512 2 роки тому

    Kurp! You're America's co host

  • @jgedutis
    @jgedutis 2 роки тому +2

    Kurt Metzger is a comedic genius. The only thing holding him back is the way he looks.

    • @beastmode6609
      @beastmode6609 2 роки тому

      what? there's way uglier comedians.

  • @CloveCoast
    @CloveCoast Рік тому

    So much better than his new special…

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 7 років тому +3

    this shit was hilarious.

  • @Andre-vs5im
    @Andre-vs5im 4 роки тому +1

    Yo Kurp! Pretty good stand up, you know

  • @Simonbarra
    @Simonbarra 4 місяці тому

    Kurp lol hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @alca_pwn_2232
    @alca_pwn_2232 5 років тому +2

    15:30 had me rolling

  • @FAK_CHEKR
    @FAK_CHEKR 6 років тому +3

    He looks like a combination of a young Sid Caesar and Rodney Dangerfield

  • @antpat
    @antpat Рік тому +2

    Dave Attell meets Louis CK

  • @danielvandusen5724
    @danielvandusen5724 4 роки тому +3

    Urkel seeking bullets. Holy jesus that's funny

  • @cleanmikeandtheboys3165
    @cleanmikeandtheboys3165 Рік тому +2

    You're telling me it takes only 6 years to go from how he looks here to how he looks on the Jimmy Dore show?

    • @Kittypaws90
      @Kittypaws90 Рік тому +2

      Personally I honestly think he’s more handsome now compared to years ago. I don’t know if he’s natural bald or shaving, but he’s much more mature looking and his attitude reflects that too.

    • @PenitentPenguin
      @PenitentPenguin Рік тому +2

      This was 10 yrs ago, it's in the description

    • @dressedtosmellgood
      @dressedtosmellgood 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Kittypaws90agree

  • @scottwalker2684
    @scottwalker2684 4 роки тому +2

    Crappy audio, but the set is hilarious! Great set Kurp!