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SLAAYYYYYYY

Greatest movie! Who is this Zakrewski guy?

Nice

Nicely done!

get the views up... dafk?

these are mostly just metaphors and similes lady were not exactly creating a new art form here. relax would ya. -joey diaz

Kurp lol hilarious 😂😂😂

43:17 “... I try to read about the economy, to figure it out, to not be dumb for a second and here's how I think it works. Or why I think it's like this, ever played Monopoly with your family and been in charge of the bank? The Monopoly bank and not, stolen money out of the bank? Anyone in here? Have you ever played Monopoly one time and not taken money out of that bank? Who, how many people? You, you, all right, two of you out of the entire room, didn't steal. And not even cause you're a bad person okay, it's not even like that, you just got a little behind on Venter Avenue or whatever, okay. Your sister's being a dick, you don't want her to win, so you just slip a little, you're like “oh I had a 500 under the board I didn't even know about.” Like you were going to put it back, you were totally going to put it back, after you pass GO. You totally were going to put that money back, just things got out of hand. Okay, so if that's what you would do, most of you, would do that to your own family, for toy money, for not even real money, you would step over your own mother for orange 500s, that's what you would do, by your own admission, imagine it's a real bank, with real money, and you're playing against strangers that you don't give a fuck about. How well do you think you’d deal with that position? And that is how the economy works. And that is, the simplest way I can say it, while you pay your bill. ” - Kurt Metzger, May 2017

So talented. Not enough stuff from him on line. Don't ever see him touring in my neck of the woods.

Almost spit my coffee out when he said Ipad rapture.

brilliant stabs and twists on the current dumb state of most American's perspective on things

How, are his shower towel, and Other Towel the same color?

I wonder if there's a young shane and Matt sitting in the crowd or even Tommy??

Kurp!

I can't understand him with the bass in his voice via headphone

Fuckin hell.. This was incredible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

25:10 “Do I look Jewish?Look into my nose , do I?” Random:”MAYBE!” Maybe is RIGHT- that was a good guess.””🤣🤣🤣

Not funny. Kyle's holding ur ass

One of the greats !

Holy crap, he was only 35? That Bosnian war criminal has some city miles

Kurt with hair so not a recent release, I take it.

23:05 "when I'm wearing my American flag underpants, is it legal to shit my pants?"

Funniest opening joke ever

Crushes all the time

Orange-eyelashed, subterranean freckle-puss is an all timer

MRS.WARGO IS THE TOP DOG!!!!!

Dave Attell meets Louis CK

"Where's the anal, dude? We're gay!"

56:50 When Kurt starts talking about his benis and the lady in the front row starts flicking her hair. I hope to god they banged

He's 9ne of the best

Love the uncomfortable nature. He’s grown into his own.

WOW

MORE!

You're telling me it takes only 6 years to go from how he looks here to how he looks on the Jimmy Dore show?

This was made a decade ago, but it sounds like it was made last year.

😂😂😂😂😂

So much better than his new special…

*_YO!! KURP!!!_* 💪

I enjoyed it. Great work. Can't believe I didn't know who you are until this week(

Is it just me, or does he sound like Attell?

I like his style, but he's a liberal looney. Probably thought that'd help his failing career 😂

Double the virgins and a better camera!

The guy may have been looking for his stash

The audio sucks so Bad It's un-audible!

Metzger is one of the funniest mofos. Writing and standup he’s brilliant.

adorable. thanks for sharing

San Diego bit is at 13:54

I wish this was real

Kurt really is Americas sweetheart

😅😅😅