Woman Brags About Her Husband’s Junk During My Show

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2018
  • Woman Brags About Her Husband’s Junk During My Show (Size Matters!)
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  • @thebadgerboi
    @thebadgerboi 5 років тому +4561

    I think you bragged about his junk more than she did lol

    • @dramamama2856
      @dramamama2856 4 роки тому +14

      Alec Menadue how do you have 1 comment and 1K likes? That’s impressive. 😂

    • @TheVentrillion
      @TheVentrillion 4 роки тому +3

      Poo

    • @mmoran3
      @mmoran3 4 роки тому +60

      His junk needed to be addressed more than the wife was willing to reveal lol

    • @awaefan9970
      @awaefan9970 4 роки тому +7

      @@mmoran3 lmao 😂

    • @deafsi8351
      @deafsi8351 3 роки тому +17

      She just couldn't contain herself

  • @definedparadox
    @definedparadox 4 роки тому +5963

    Anyone: snorts
    Drew “why do you laugh like that?”
    Also drew: laughs in the highest pitch of C major

    • @poopypoop5180
      @poopypoop5180 4 роки тому +93

      hi, welcome to Chili's

    • @elijahnelson9069
      @elijahnelson9069 4 роки тому +105

      That's so accurate😂 his laugh is awesome though

    • @user-yc6vr8vn5j
      @user-yc6vr8vn5j 4 роки тому +34

      you mean in C

    • @StellarWishGaming2002
      @StellarWishGaming2002 4 роки тому +12

      Who are you, Charlie Puth? (He says every sound is a C or A or whatever)

    • @ira1360
      @ira1360 4 роки тому +18

      Victory Arceus most sounds are in C and A. It’s rare that a sound is a B flat or G sharp or anything. I’m guessing this is also a woooosh

  • @jakethesnakeprado6386
    @jakethesnakeprado6386 5 років тому +4744

    Person on the 3rd floor : why tf is the elevator taking so long?!
    *Meanwhile*
    Drew: HAY EVERY EVRY BODY!

    • @kiguro7853
      @kiguro7853 4 роки тому +23

      lol

    • @zzambles
      @zzambles 4 роки тому +7

      Upwardsnak nope not really

    • @RazzelDazzel456
      @RazzelDazzel456 4 роки тому +21

      @@zzambles it actually was cause it's drew!

    • @nepi7847
      @nepi7847 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks thanks, uhhh, thanks for...

    • @vwlz8637
      @vwlz8637 4 роки тому +35

      the elevator is stuttering

  • @tianahbh3771
    @tianahbh3771 4 роки тому +3008

    2020 viewer -> Drew mentions quarantine --->little do you know, the world is now a container store. :D

  • @amandawatson5931
    @amandawatson5931 5 років тому +9019

    Reminder to self: Never, ever, interrupt Drew's show

    • @shadowwolff9807
      @shadowwolff9807 5 років тому +4

      So true

    • @Brok3nProd1gy
      @Brok3nProd1gy 5 років тому +80

      Or do because he comes up with some amazing on the fly come backs that are in all honesty, the FUNNIEST comedy I've heard or seen in a very, very long time.

    • @shadowwolff9807
      @shadowwolff9807 5 років тому +9

      @Ursula Forrester he wasn't being rude he was just joking around he even said sorry and ext afterwards

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому

      Amanda Watson Please help me grow my channel by subscribing, I would greatly appreciate it.

    • @Delihlah
      @Delihlah 5 років тому

      Heather Lewellen oh well it's just a joke lol

  • @itscamillataylor2775
    @itscamillataylor2775 5 років тому +2729

    “The black people laughed so laugh” 😂😂

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому

      It's Camilla Taylor Please help me grow my channel by subscribing, I would greatly appreciate it.

    • @edwards9705
      @edwards9705 5 років тому +77

      Rog vlogs no

    • @levinrothwell8311
      @levinrothwell8311 5 років тому +56

      @@Rogsterr stop

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому +10

      Levin Rothwell okay okay!

    • @levinrothwell8311
      @levinrothwell8311 5 років тому +26

      @@Rogsterr thanks. It's just annoying. Sorry if I was rude or offensive.

  • @robkudla522
    @robkudla522 4 роки тому +867

    As a grown man that still has the same stutter I've had since i was 12 years old.. i give this man MAD props to hop on stage and not give a damn about what people think. I'm still embarrassed about mine. Keep it up man. You're hilarious. And that stutter doesn't matter at all!

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому +36

      Keep pushing man. Don’t let it embarrass you. I have mad ADHD and can never stop tapping on my desk. I used that to help me get good at drums.

    • @whattheflyingfuck...
      @whattheflyingfuck... 4 роки тому +11

      do you stutter when you sing? there is a german therapy that let's stutterers sing what they want to say (but in a way that it does not sound like singing, more like a breathing technique derived from singing) ... well it works.

    • @annabeladesousa2692
      @annabeladesousa2692 4 роки тому +24

      I can honestly say that as a woman, stuttering wouldn't come close to bothering me when it came to the guy that I liked. Don't be embarrassed, it's not abnormal - It's human and no one is perfect. Wear your stutter with confidence - confidence is extremely sexy. In the end the only opinion that adds any value to your life, is your own. Judgemental people often judge others, the way they do to themselves if not worse. Don't miss out on life because of negative criticism :)

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому +11

      Annabela De Sousa this gave me a large confidence boost. Girls in my grade are brutal and shred you to pieces, they talk down to me and call me ugly (when really I’m not, I’m like a 7.5, maybe 8 out of 10) and it just bugs me. Every girl I’ve ever been in a relationship with said I was a good guy, and I don’t understand everyone else. So thanks for that!

    • @annabeladesousa2692
      @annabeladesousa2692 4 роки тому +6

      @@nehemiahzo_ It's my pleasure. People can sometimes be very inconsiderate in the way in which they criticise someone else. Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure that being great at drums boosts you up another 2.

  • @mindfvll
    @mindfvll 4 роки тому +529

    And ill just be quarantined" that joke did not age well. lmao

    • @Kimby02
      @Kimby02 3 роки тому +18

      What do you mean? It aged like fine wine

    • @hsnbored
      @hsnbored 3 роки тому

      @@lawrencfgsdfg yes dont get offended

    • @hsnbored
      @hsnbored 3 роки тому

      @@lawrencfgsdfg that offendedme :( say sorry

    • @goldcoin9618
      @goldcoin9618 3 роки тому +1

      @@lawrencfgsdfg when you say nobody is offended but immediately insult afterwards

  • @tanyacockle6469
    @tanyacockle6469 5 років тому +3104

    "I don't care if you're having a good time tonight because I am."

    • @shoes3023
      @shoes3023 4 роки тому +10

      At the right time :D

    • @SoraFromIndia
      @SoraFromIndia 4 роки тому +24

      God I can't explain how happy your comment made me. Thank you so much!!
      Finally someone who knows the difference between you're and your. You are a God.

    • @crispyfryy3972
      @crispyfryy3972 4 роки тому +10

      MugenKaioh whats you’re problem?

    • @cubaku
      @cubaku 4 роки тому +7

      @@crispyfryy3972 exactly, I don't even know what their talking about

    • @kippysmh
      @kippysmh 4 роки тому +2

      MugenKaioh EXACTLY, I never take comments seriously if they use the wrong you’re or your 😂

  • @LotusBookWorm
    @LotusBookWorm 5 років тому +7615

    As a black person that went to one of Drew's shows thats exactly what happened to me! I was the only black person in the crowd and this elderly white couple looked at me for a seal of approval meanwhile I'm wiping away $40 liquid foundation because Im laughing so damn hard.

    • @chinchillasarefat7957
      @chinchillasarefat7957 5 років тому +116

      Omg I see u everywhere 😂😂

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому +12

      LotusBookWorm Please help me grow my channel by subscribing, I would greatly appreciate it.

    • @levinrothwell8311
      @levinrothwell8311 5 років тому +412

      @@Rogsterr stop.

    • @damienosborn2560
      @damienosborn2560 5 років тому +78

      blogs its about drew not you

    • @macharris5531
      @macharris5531 5 років тому +216

      I NEED TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS 48 DOLLARS

  • @zodupont
    @zodupont 5 років тому +1390

    His laugh is so cute omgg. He reminds me of Peter Pan for some reason.

    • @dclouties
      @dclouties 4 роки тому +22

      OMG HE DOES

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 4 роки тому +8

      Hecc yes

    • @dragongold63
      @dragongold63 4 роки тому +8

      @Min Yoongi what if his favorite fast food brand is wendy's?

    • @nerdstuff5514
      @nerdstuff5514 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a complement

    • @7pines77
      @7pines77 4 роки тому +4

      If Peter Pan was a passive aggressive douche bag

  • @tin906
    @tin906 4 роки тому +532

    When Drew made the Aha- haha joke everyone paused with him.

    • @finchwaddledog5026
      @finchwaddledog5026 4 роки тому +9

      Like you would if you had just lived exactly what he was acting out.

  • @garagebandarchive
    @garagebandarchive 5 років тому +2311

    “that’s not even funny” was said in the background at some point, from the highly known speaker of liES.

    • @lucid2208
      @lucid2208 5 років тому +14

      Ashton Perfecto I read that right as she said it

    • @kayapeas
      @kayapeas 5 років тому +3

      Ashton Perfecto what’s the time?

    • @BradsPitts.
      @BradsPitts. 5 років тому +2

      When?

    • @Hxtice
      @Hxtice 5 років тому +17

      MusicalDinosaur 2:55

    • @sexyangel072
      @sexyangel072 5 років тому +18

      I wonder if she was the same lady who got up and left

  • @user-ml6pm4ve3o
    @user-ml6pm4ve3o 5 років тому +3164

    Your laughing at yourself during your shows gives me life

    • @bitescratchkill6849
      @bitescratchkill6849 5 років тому +16

      yo rog vlogs, self promo is extremely annoying and it usually makes people dislike you,,,

    • @sarahgallant2761
      @sarahgallant2761 5 років тому +5

      eat some lettuce I THINK I KNOW MORE ABOUT AMERICAN GIRL DOLLS THAN YOU DO

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому

      💩 💩 💩 !!! ❤👍❤

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому

      🌻

    • @AkshardhamNewDelhi
      @AkshardhamNewDelhi 5 років тому

      lul

  • @chasefairbarn
    @chasefairbarn 5 років тому +366

    Only inturrupt Drew if your ready to get Exposed.

  • @naelmohammed9551
    @naelmohammed9551 4 роки тому +439

    I love how Drew still laughs at his own jokes

    • @FiereflightArchive
      @FiereflightArchive 4 роки тому +6

      Nael Mohammed
      Only a good comedian does

    • @ellesentertainment7938
      @ellesentertainment7938 3 роки тому +5

      Is he laughing at the joke he just made or the one that’s coming next? 🤔

    • @candaceenicole
      @candaceenicole 2 роки тому +3

      It’s okay sometimes but he over does it. He doesn’t do it at all in his new special. And I’m loving the change.

  • @RLynnT
    @RLynnT 5 років тому +1241

    "Hey, the black people laughed, so laugh!"
    That was great!!!

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому

      RLynnT Please help me grow my channel by subscribing, I would greatly appreciate it.

    • @supersaiyan4gogeta12
      @supersaiyan4gogeta12 5 років тому +23

      @@Rogsterr dude fuck off

    • @josephbistran6941
      @josephbistran6941 5 років тому +7

      @@Rogsterr reported

    • @Dish.Washer
      @Dish.Washer 5 років тому +4

      @@deadchannel7863 I've been subscribed for a while but you stopped uploaded. Lost your biggest fan

    • @aliviakay8184
      @aliviakay8184 5 років тому +8

      @@deadchannel7863 im poor too, it has nothing to do with subs you have to ask to be monetized to get money so fuck off champ

  • @KCCAT5
    @KCCAT5 5 років тому +2843

    She locked it down and put a lid on it LOL

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому +2

      KCCAT5 Please help me grow my channel by subscribing, I would greatly appreciate it.

    • @GoldenAnkle
      @GoldenAnkle 5 років тому +34

      Rog vlogs 🛑 Don’t plug your shit in other ppls vids.

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому +1

      Oliver Hamilton
      chill. it's working for him. 💩 💩 💩 !!! ❤👍❤

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому +3

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    • @ThePyranthos
      @ThePyranthos 5 років тому +5

      if only she'd do the same with her mouth, lock it down and put a lid on it...

  • @makserofeev6543
    @makserofeev6543 4 роки тому +183

    Drew: and now I'm quarantined with some people from Sac City
    If only he knew, two years later...

  • @Unknown_9645
    @Unknown_9645 5 років тому +296

    "Blow the dust off"
    *blows air*
    That got me there

    • @n0ot977
      @n0ot977 4 роки тому

      @@ArneWidding still counts when you aren't

  • @cobbvanthdilf
    @cobbvanthdilf 5 років тому +1352

    “Size does matter, now I know a lot about your husband”
    *THATS WHY SHE WENT TO THE CONTAINER STORE*

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому +5

      Con-container?

    • @conflag5498
      @conflag5498 4 роки тому +13

      @@nehemiahzo_ no just no... not even funny didn't laugh

    • @kippysmh
      @kippysmh 4 роки тому +3

      Conflag seems like someone left his humor hanging

    • @conflag5498
      @conflag5498 4 роки тому

      KIP_ Complex k nigga really funny

    • @chloenicole3137
      @chloenicole3137 4 роки тому

      @@nehemiahzo_that's not even funny. That disrespectful.

  • @rachelcarpenter1956
    @rachelcarpenter1956 5 років тому +5757

    you need a comedy special on netflix broooooo 😂😂😂

    • @hatkinson9026
      @hatkinson9026 5 років тому +9

      Frosted Unicorns Debatable

    • @rachelcarpenter1956
      @rachelcarpenter1956 5 років тому +101

      T0tal Sh1t Unnecessary comment is unnecessary

    • @hatkinson9026
      @hatkinson9026 5 років тому +8

      Frosted Unicorns Nice English

    • @JustADragonEatingTheMoon
      @JustADragonEatingTheMoon 5 років тому +75

      @@hatkinson9026 so apparently everyone is meant to type proper sentences on youtube

    • @hatkinson9026
      @hatkinson9026 5 років тому +7

      JustADragon No it doesn’t have to be perfect but at least if it’s a proper English sentence it’s fucking understandable

  • @1Tako1
    @1Tako1 3 роки тому +80

    How is he so witty? These are the type of jokes that I would be able to make once per year and be proud of for the rest of my life. And here he is making 10 of them in a span of 8 minutes.

  • @jonathanguyant4952
    @jonathanguyant4952 5 років тому +135

    “It’s like an old violin... a Stradickvarius”
    Nah?

  • @valescarlett21
    @valescarlett21 5 років тому +2192

    I love how most of his shows are unique, like he creates inside jokes with the crowd that he can’t repeat with any other crowd bc they wouldn’t understand. But he’s so natural with it I love it! He’s a great comedian! ♥️

    • @clark987878
      @clark987878 5 років тому +22

      You put into words what makes him so great perfectly!

    • @demetriusmiddleton1246
      @demetriusmiddleton1246 5 років тому +35

      .... the fact that he doesn't just write jokes, and that he's ACTUALLY funny!

    • @BlynqIsBetterThanJazzy
      @BlynqIsBetterThanJazzy 4 роки тому +9

      i feel like that's the point of improv

    • @damiwhisper
      @damiwhisper 4 роки тому +9

      @@BlynqIsBetterThanJazzy but most people just repeat old jokes

    • @ok-wh6zh
      @ok-wh6zh 4 роки тому

      Steve Hofstetter.

  • @emmaarmstrong7507
    @emmaarmstrong7507 5 років тому +776

    I love how he ended a comedy bit with “I’m joking”

    • @okthatsit7474
      @okthatsit7474 5 років тому +11

      @Heather Lewellen I mean hey, if they interrupt the show, the comedian should have all rights to go wild

  • @antiblitz2651
    @antiblitz2651 4 роки тому +71

    3:10 he knew we would be quarantined

  • @somethingfoxstudios4332
    @somethingfoxstudios4332 4 роки тому +136

    I’m watching this during class, and I almost got caught, because this dude is so damn funny

  • @dakota8002
    @dakota8002 5 років тому +1510

    I give him props for keeping up the conversation with such an"unusually girthy " topic

    • @orangutango5360
      @orangutango5360 5 років тому

      Adri Willes lmao

    • @greyisontheinternet
      @greyisontheinternet 5 років тому +1

      NO

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому

      chill. it's working for him. 💩 💩 💩 !!! ❤👍❤

    • @clark987878
      @clark987878 5 років тому +1

      He needs all the props he can get to keep "it" up, it's a heavy one!

    • @reyariass
      @reyariass 5 років тому +1

      What props did you give him?
      *giggles

  • @MuttFitness
    @MuttFitness 5 років тому +862

    "...and now I know a lot about your husband."

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому

      @@Rogsterr tell me about your channel.

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому +1

      Mutt Fitness I am a 13 year old vlogger who works towards success in life and on UA-cam

    • @hannahjeffrey7155
      @hannahjeffrey7155 5 років тому +11

      @@Rogsterr stay in school kid

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому +1

      Hannah Jeffrey why wouldn’t I, I want to be a lawyer, and I have all a’s and I will never need your help (i have 101 subscribers btw)

    • @hannahjeffrey7155
      @hannahjeffrey7155 5 років тому +6

      @@Rogsterr i wasn't being rude. Just saying, everyone should have a back-up plan, so I'm glad to hear that you do. Much like being an actor/actress, being a youtuber is hard work and challenging, so there should always be a plan b if it doesn't work out. Good luck x

  • @bethanybrakebill3599
    @bethanybrakebill3599 5 років тому +62

    "The black people laughed...so laugh!" 😂😂😂

  • @VincentGonzalezVeg
    @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 років тому +196

    You make my face hurt from laughter, thank you
    this is the best kind of pain
    you are so adorable

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 4 роки тому

      @@joshuawood1436 i dont think drew cares so it's fine

    • @joshuawood1436
      @joshuawood1436 4 роки тому

      @@kriokay8003 So is telling strangers online they're adorable.

    • @extramoistbread2131
      @extramoistbread2131 4 роки тому +1

      Joshua Wood You could at least spell it right asshole

    • @your_local_fander3702
      @your_local_fander3702 4 роки тому +1

      Joshua Wood No, u. UwU

    • @joshuawood1436
      @joshuawood1436 4 роки тому

      @@extramoistbread2131 Did you mean type?

  • @joyevolstah770
    @joyevolstah770 5 років тому +5761

    I love it how he makes himself laugh it's honestly better than hearing the audience laugh, which is still amazing ❤❤👍👍

    • @shadowwolff9807
      @shadowwolff9807 5 років тому +1

      I can stop laughing

    • @proximity532
      @proximity532 5 років тому +2

      Rog vlogs you’re channel suks

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому +1

      zipped & zippered? 😃❤❤❤😋❤❤❤🤐!!!
      ❤️🐮 ❤️!!!

    • @cathyely9002
      @cathyely9002 5 років тому

      I love his laugh too

    • @clarkcs13624
      @clarkcs13624 5 років тому

      Omg the elevator doors. Clutch!

  • @KCCAT5
    @KCCAT5 5 років тому +1945

    Omg your giggle though...😂

    • @noodle0_0
      @noodle0_0 5 років тому +5

      KCCAT5 that’s what I was thinking the whole time

    • @Kurse_of_Kall
      @Kurse_of_Kall 5 років тому +1

      ? I said I loved it lol what're you on about mate

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому

      🌻

    • @dolphin4942
      @dolphin4942 5 років тому +1

      @@8bamboo sit ur azz down nigga

    • @gavinoldham7783
      @gavinoldham7783 5 років тому +1

      KCCAT5 sounds like a satanic gerbil!😂😂 can’t stop laughing. That plus the hilarious jokes made this video amazing

  • @jodge3268
    @jodge3268 4 роки тому +650

    Come join the weirdness in this thread
    Someone with a voice of reason
    Please

    • @stefanos7724
      @stefanos7724 4 роки тому +19

      sure but in this example the lady didn't really "brag" about anything. She just made a joke and Drew started talking about her husband

    • @itsjustjaketv6666
      @itsjustjaketv6666 4 роки тому +7

      @@stefanos7724 Size matters is an inertly sexual statement though

    • @stefanos7724
      @stefanos7724 4 роки тому +4

      @@itsjustjaketv6666 yes but she didnt brag about her husbands junk

    • @-maex
      @-maex 3 роки тому +1

      Hm I really wonder

    • @karinagomez4758
      @karinagomez4758 3 роки тому +2

      i’m rly adding the fifth comment to this thread rn

  • @infakiller
    @infakiller 4 роки тому +20

    “why won’t this damn elevator come?”

  • @reyesy25
    @reyesy25 5 років тому +212

    "The black people laughed, so laugh!" hilarious

  • @path5657
    @path5657 5 років тому +495

    God I love Drew’s laugh

    • @siri_5067
      @siri_5067 5 років тому +2

      Paige Hunter me toooo 😂😍

    • @MoreOfLyss
      @MoreOfLyss 5 років тому +4

      Who doesn’t

    • @thebisexualdisaster1738
      @thebisexualdisaster1738 5 років тому

      Same 😍

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому

      Paige Hunter Please help me grow my channel by subscribing, I would greatly appreciate it.

  • @hmm...4054
    @hmm...4054 4 роки тому +197

    I hate comedians laughing at their own jokes but for drew it's fine.

    • @Zeutryx
      @Zeutryx 4 роки тому +3

      Tryna get top comment by copying someone else’s comment aye

    • @hmm...4054
      @hmm...4054 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zeutryx ?

    • @hmm...4054
      @hmm...4054 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zeutryx Wait what-

    • @hmm...4054
      @hmm...4054 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zeutryx A copy?

    • @Zeutryx
      @Zeutryx 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/wYQCB3v_xj4/v-deo.html
      Look at one of the top comments, it’s similar to this.

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 4 роки тому +21

    Yes, size matters.
    *How am I supposed to have a mattress if the size is too small and my legs are hanging off of the bed?*

    • @maocharlisme
      @maocharlisme 4 роки тому

      ...which one of the three?...

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 4 роки тому

      Charlye'Charleston all 30...

  • @genevievealpar1459
    @genevievealpar1459 5 років тому +662

    Watching this before school is already making my day great.

    • @rvamber1
      @rvamber1 5 років тому +1

      Same yess!!

    • @rubydawn9680
      @rubydawn9680 5 років тому +3

      Genevieve Alpar watching it during school

    • @Rogsterr
      @Rogsterr 5 років тому +2

      Genevieve Alpar Please help me grow my channel by subscribing, I would greatly appreciate it.

    • @BulletsAndBloomers
      @BulletsAndBloomers 5 років тому +2

      @@Rogsterr.
      How about fuck you?

    • @natalee6757
      @natalee6757 5 років тому +1

      I always watch his comedy videos in the morning before school too! They're just so funny and they give you something to smile about all day.

  • @ILive2Rescue
    @ILive2Rescue 5 років тому +745

    Today is my late husbands birthday (the first one since he passed); so I haven’t been in the best of moods. I needed something (someone, it turns out) to cheer me up and you did not disappoint! I just wanted to let you know what a positive influence you’ve been to me, especially during difficult times like today. I love your laugh as much as I love your stand up!! I get a kick out of hearing you make yourself laugh, especially at 6:48!
    Thank you for giving me something to smile about! 😻

    • @shalacarter6658
      @shalacarter6658 5 років тому +32

      God bless you on this difficult day.

    • @animallovefest143
      @animallovefest143 5 років тому +21

      Gosh, I went from laughing to crying in a matter of seconds after reading your post. I'm so sorry for your loss, and glad that you were able to get a laugh on this special day for you. God Bless you! Sincerely, Christina

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 5 років тому +9

      Sending you loving thoughts on this difficult day. I'm sorry you have to go through this pain.

    • @bayareamermaid354
      @bayareamermaid354 5 років тому +8

      Sending you love and good thoughts today❤ loved ones birthdays are the hardest when they aren't with you anymore..

    • @TheDrewLynch
      @TheDrewLynch  5 років тому +87

      I am so sorry you're dealing with such a difficult thing & I'm touched by your post. Sending you love

  • @zawmbiefied
    @zawmbiefied 4 роки тому +54

    he sounds like me trying to talk while I'm crying sometimes😂

  • @nicholaslama6670
    @nicholaslama6670 5 років тому +42

    *OH THATS A KNEE SLAPPER*

  • @jarcand55
    @jarcand55 5 років тому +851

    i love that he posts these now, he's so damn funny and it's like we get a lil sneakpeek from every show! Come to MN instead of WI, it'll be OK cause they come here for work too😋😋😄😄

    • @rok3895
      @rok3895 5 років тому +3

      He’s coming to mn! Look at his website!

    • @Aglaesia
      @Aglaesia 5 років тому +8

      Hey! Don't take his show away from us lmao

    • @proornogames1478
      @proornogames1478 5 років тому +2

      Yes MN

    • @MaddieNiec
      @MaddieNiec 5 років тому +7

      Hey, now, Wisconsin's important, too!
      We're not interchangeable! lol

    • @anupriyatiwari277
      @anupriyatiwari277 5 років тому +6

      Hey us wi folk love him and want him to stay here as well!

  • @erasorhed
    @erasorhed 5 років тому +303

    Drew, you're so good at improv on stage, you'd be SO terrific on a program like Whose Line! I love your style! LMAO 😂

    • @erasorhed
      @erasorhed 5 років тому +1

      Heather Lewellen great minds think alike! That's a great idea!

    • @andykenny9101
      @andykenny9101 4 роки тому

      Oh absolutely! He’d be perfect

    • @Chilcutte
      @Chilcutte 4 роки тому

      Your display pic is Stunning!!!

  • @theonlyjuanforyou
    @theonlyjuanforyou 5 років тому +46

    4:07 your welcome

  • @cliffyyyyyy693
    @cliffyyyyyy693 4 роки тому +229

    2:39 who else heard that incredible wheeze?? wow, that was hot

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому +19

      Mokino Speaks I heard it. It aroused me and made my pp very hard

    • @ID1visor
      @ID1visor 4 роки тому +16

      Again at 2:48

    • @ChrisJohnstonVA
      @ChrisJohnstonVA 4 роки тому +13

      3:10 too

    • @vooshmoozik6185
      @vooshmoozik6185 4 роки тому +5

      new fetish? i think i know where it actually comes from.... and you guys are absolute freaks

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 4 роки тому +3

      @@vooshmoozik6185 hey people have different thing to get turned on by. You are the freak for not understanding that.

  • @cutegirllauren2642
    @cutegirllauren2642 5 років тому +159

    I’m afraid to go to stand ups cause I think I’m gonna be called out 😂

    • @scratchzzphobiazz9453
      @scratchzzphobiazz9453 5 років тому

      Literally my life

    • @blackhatiscoming9026
      @blackhatiscoming9026 4 роки тому +1

      I can only hope a comedian calls me out.

    • @brandenjoseph604
      @brandenjoseph604 4 роки тому +1

      @@blackhatiscoming9026 , I've been called out a few times. My buddy got called out once and killed it. He had the room laughing like he was the comedian

    • @blackhatiscoming9026
      @blackhatiscoming9026 4 роки тому +1

      @@brandenjoseph604 noice

    • @okman7933
      @okman7933 4 роки тому

      Call them out first.

  • @maryvirginiastephens7739
    @maryvirginiastephens7739 5 років тому +104

    that intro was the most stressful thing ever bc i know that elevators will open but like some part of me thinks they wont

    • @navajodoll6320
      @navajodoll6320 4 роки тому

      Mary Virginia Stephens like 1% if the time there’s freak accidents ...I read one one time where a toddler was cut in half by it

  • @heedfoo6780
    @heedfoo6780 5 років тому +39

    learn a lesson people
    *never interrupt Drew's shows*

  • @toddhoward5555
    @toddhoward5555 4 роки тому +22

    okay okay okay
    this guy is easily one of the wittiest comedians today
    the first minute already had me going

  • @LindsayNaidus
    @LindsayNaidus 5 років тому +285

    LMFAO! I swear... best part of Drew telling jokes is him laughing at himself. I fucking love it.😂💙

  • @WitteArtistry
    @WitteArtistry 5 років тому +472

    Holy cow, I'm up early enough to watch this right when you post 😄🎶

    • @theosmith6419
      @theosmith6419 5 років тому +1

      Witte Artistry what time is it for you?

    • @WitteArtistry
      @WitteArtistry 5 років тому

      @@theosmith6419 8am 😧 I work till about 2am everyday.

    • @gippywhite
      @gippywhite 5 років тому +1

      YAY!!! Congrats!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💙💙💙

    • @WitteArtistry
      @WitteArtistry 5 років тому +2

      @@gippywhite woot woot PRODUCTIVITY LEVEL OVER 9000!!

    • @katelinishere1484
      @katelinishere1484 5 років тому

      I'm watching at 6:30 in the morning

  • @ilyneva
    @ilyneva 5 років тому +71

    In his intro I was so scared the elevator was gonna shut on his arm 😂😂 how is he not scared of that happening???

    • @okman7933
      @okman7933 4 роки тому +6

      Ghost Orchid because elevators can detect it......?

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому +1

      Because- it- it can’t happen?
      The elevator senses it...

    • @drgibs347
      @drgibs347 4 роки тому +1

      Well probably because its impossible for it to close on his arm. Its called safety, its whats in mind when they designed the elevator doors. As soon as the black rubbler touches his arm the doors automatically open.

    • @dhatchbernier
      @dhatchbernier 4 роки тому

      Have you never been in an elevator?

    • @kayleespeirs
      @kayleespeirs 3 роки тому

      @@drgibs347 That's true and all but it's still a fear that a lot of people have, just the thought of it, even if its improbable, is still unnerving

  • @dennisbaonguyen1361
    @dennisbaonguyen1361 4 роки тому +2

    The intro scared the hell out of me, every time he put his hand through the elevator I thought it was going to close.

  • @skrrrrt65
    @skrrrrt65 5 років тому +232

    Honestly this dude is so funny

  • @goinggaga4ladygaga
    @goinggaga4ladygaga 5 років тому +49

    I bet that man was trying to contain himself from laughing 😂 but he was probably too tired from lugging that thing around all day.
    If size matters, so does depth.

  • @trethevillain
    @trethevillain 5 років тому +7

    I really like this guy. He’s actually really funny and the fact that he doesn’t allow his stuttering to discourage him just makes him that much funnier.

  • @keyscrockett7102
    @keyscrockett7102 4 роки тому +4

    1 year ago he was afraid of getting trapped in a store with strangers. He said quarantined... Little did we know 1 year later. It would be worse than being trapped in a store😒

  • @jezljames821
    @jezljames821 5 років тому +69

    I love how he laughs at his own jokes😂😂

    • @josephepps7805
      @josephepps7805 5 років тому

      Red grant does thaat sht also it's not ass njoyin ass uu thhinnk!

  • @brycewinton5618
    @brycewinton5618 5 років тому +59

    U know some people flex so much it practically could become its own language

  • @braydondarragh1094
    @braydondarragh1094 4 роки тому +10

    Man just me or does the stuttering make all his jokes so much better I’m sorta jealous

  • @jshapiro34
    @jshapiro34 4 роки тому +62

    I feel like this dude makes his sketches off involving the crowd it's all his videos are amazing hecklers that he spins off to work that I'd pay 25$ a ticket to see

  • @elliebelliewatermellieyous8472
    @elliebelliewatermellieyous8472 5 років тому +116

    I diiiied at “oh yeah well we’re matress firmerrrrerrrr” 😂😂😂

  • @danal9644
    @danal9644 5 років тому +74

    I’m so happy you’re uploading more of these clips like we’ve asked you’re the best drew 😂😂

  • @danzul2874
    @danzul2874 4 роки тому +5

    The laugh and then “one lady got offended” I have officially lost my ability to breath

  • @Kris-jr9yw
    @Kris-jr9yw 3 роки тому +2

    I don't know if I come for the jokes or his "HYAHYAHYAIIIEE" after each one but either way I'm loving it 😂

  • @topgunner2326
    @topgunner2326 5 років тому +53

    4:06 is what the title talks about btw

    • @njh7330
      @njh7330 5 років тому +8

      Why would you even want to skip any of it lol

    • @topgunner2326
      @topgunner2326 5 років тому

      Horse lover 22 true true

  • @pilotintraining2391
    @pilotintraining2391 5 років тому +22

    I gotta see him live ! Drew is my favourite young comedian. Give him a Netflix comedy special and the rest of the world will be love him

  • @esrukurse9150
    @esrukurse9150 4 роки тому +4

    You are definitely one of the funniest people alive and so underrated. Your crowd work is phenomenal. Keep it up, Bruh!
    I said bruh instead of bro because I'm black and feel weird saying bro. Not that you or anyone could give a shit. Anywho...

  • @leah-yu8bf
    @leah-yu8bf 4 роки тому +10

    and that i’m just quarantined
    🤭he can see into the future

  • @grimgaming9886
    @grimgaming9886 5 років тому +85

    You actually go to Canada...?
    **Buys four tickets for family and friends-**

    • @grimgaming9886
      @grimgaming9886 5 років тому +1

      Now, the question is if he’s going to where I live...

    • @brookemarjorie
      @brookemarjorie 5 років тому

      Toronto?

    • @grimgaming9886
      @grimgaming9886 5 років тому +1

      Brooke Caley **Unholy screeching**

    • @brookemarjorie
      @brookemarjorie 5 років тому

      I was asking, sorry I should have been more clear. I just looked and i couldn't find any Canada dates 👎

    • @grimgaming9886
      @grimgaming9886 5 років тому

      Brooke Caley Ohhh, It’s alright XD

  • @jacksond7956
    @jacksond7956 5 років тому +207

    You don’t stutter as much when you doing stand up.

    • @thatonecanadianguy734
      @thatonecanadianguy734 5 років тому +51

      Because it's a comfort zone and when he's doing it he's at ease and it distracts him from it

    • @jennak8640
      @jennak8640 5 років тому +38

      He said in a video that when he sings something, or does shows, it’s something he practices, so he doesn’t stutter much

    • @liljodibrown
      @liljodibrown 5 років тому +17

      He doesn't stutter so much as slurs out his words. It sort of changes into a different type of speech impediment

  • @sharifbrown3567
    @sharifbrown3567 4 роки тому +6

    3:15 Quarantine

  • @neylandburris7836
    @neylandburris7836 4 роки тому +5

    HE SEES THE FUTURE

  • @SkippyLytle
    @SkippyLytle 5 років тому +13

    Got to love someone that does comedy that can't stop laughing at his own jokes. His laugh is contagious (I laughed throughout the whole thing and was crying by the end). Thanks for being you Drew and can't wait to see what you have next

  • @daphnea5447
    @daphnea5447 5 років тому +26

    I have TEARS IN MY EYES I'm laughing so hard!

  • @ev553
    @ev553 4 роки тому +13

    3:15 when he said quarantine, that hit hard

  • @clashwithpokefan6867
    @clashwithpokefan6867 5 років тому +7

    I imagine regret on that lady's husband for bringing her with him at the show

  • @addyfolsom9480
    @addyfolsom9480 5 років тому +5

    When you interact with the crowd and just come up with jokes on the spot I think it’s 10 times funnier! Especially when you’re making yourself laugh

  • @Panda19121
    @Panda19121 5 років тому +19

    Thank you so much for saying in this video that you're in Denver! I had no idea and I immediately paused the video and bought tickets for Sunday!!! ❤❤❤

  • @eiajdjejjsj8284
    @eiajdjejjsj8284 4 роки тому +5

    that thing hes doing on the elevator makes me so anxious

  • @ericacolon1854
    @ericacolon1854 5 років тому +8

    Drew, I cannot listen to you when I'm driving. I almost got into an accident because I was laughing so hard. I'll be at your NY show for sure.

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 5 років тому +115

    You had TOO MUCH fun in Sacramento! Did you save yourself some of that good comedy for your next show? :)
    I was waiting for the container guy to offer you a smaller box.
    Was up late binge-watching Therapy Dog. Have already seen them, but the content is still fresh; and some of it is plucked from Dog Vlogs, so I appreciate the "inside jokes." :)
    Got time to do another music cover/comedy sketch like you did with Adele's "Hello"?
    Cheers and God bless your day!

    • @jacobnelson2658
      @jacobnelson2658 5 років тому +3

      It’s not Sacramento it’s SAC CITY

    • @margauxwarren3613
      @margauxwarren3613 5 років тому

      Heather Lewellen y’all are all right, we are the town of many names.

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому

      ❤️🐮 ❤️!!!

    • @thursdaycarter4533
      @thursdaycarter4533 5 років тому

      Shala Carter sac city

  • @justarainyday739
    @justarainyday739 5 років тому +48

    Love you. You have Mede me realise that Dyslexia can make some good jokes, just like you did with your stutter

  • @cbluke0326
    @cbluke0326 4 роки тому +4

    his laugh is everything...luv him

  • @quinncestone4326
    @quinncestone4326 5 років тому +2

    I like how when she says two words he makes like seven minutes of content from it

  • @darkwingduck3636
    @darkwingduck3636 5 років тому +162

    #containersareinportant

  • @jessicalillibridge9664
    @jessicalillibridge9664 5 років тому +14

    Bless you & Stella! Thanks for the laughs now come back to KC!!

  • @BattleB3rry
    @BattleB3rry Рік тому +1

    2:10 when he mentions the plastic cups, can’t be trusted with glass. Legit me at any friends house ever just in case

  • @AlexBeast25
    @AlexBeast25 4 роки тому +5

    3:10 uh oh, he predicted the future

  • @hoobslice
    @hoobslice 5 років тому +6

    1:44 that laugh 😂

  • @xdducky444
    @xdducky444 5 років тому +13

    Funniest bit ever, i love it when stand up comedians interact with the audience.

    • @8bamboo
      @8bamboo 5 років тому

      ❤️🐮 ❤️!!! love ur name!!!

  • @Drew.coggs_ig
    @Drew.coggs_ig 4 роки тому +15

    2:39 no ones gonna talk about that scream? 😂

  • @SirHadoken
    @SirHadoken 4 роки тому +1

    My pre-video ad was about stuttering and my post-video ad was about mattresses, since when was UA-cam’s targeted advertising algorithm that thorough?

  • @laurensyourgirl6963
    @laurensyourgirl6963 5 років тому +10

    I love how it isn’t all planned it’s basically a really funny conversation. He gets the audience involved and works with what he has and he does a really good job at it!

  • @Thisismyaccount82
    @Thisismyaccount82 4 роки тому +6

    When are you coming to Perth, Western Australia? Your speech is getting a lot better! Good on ya!

  • @feathersong5838
    @feathersong5838 5 років тому +1

    Wow, now that's pathetic. Can't believe someone would act like that in public.

  • @darrenfolkers2595
    @darrenfolkers2595 3 роки тому +1

    This man does not fear anything, he just stopped the closing door