Reed A She once just got up and left a class, because “the outside was calling me”. A few minutes later we heard screaming, and then she came back in saying, “I called the outside back. We aren’t friends anymore.”
@@ducky3247 Ok, fine, you got me. It was more to celebrate the start of Spring and the feast of the Pagan goddess Eostere - the goddess of Spring and fertility. Then, you have your Christian associations which didn't appear until around the 8th century.
@@Arcamatic I love when people say someone's wrong but not back it up with some information or research of their own. Buttwarmer shows a proper response. And that's a sentence I never thought I'd ever say in my life.
@@lipstickinvalentinobag I know she's very pretty I never said she wasnt. I'm just saying she completely just dismantled everything he said. He said she's not fat but literally half a second later she said I'm fat as fuck.
3:19 As a teacher, I can verify that when we do this, it's either because we don't actually want to do the lesson today either, or we didn't prepare enough for the day. You're welcome.
My dad still has that annoying radar alarm from when I was a kid. One night it went off for an hour and he didn’t wake up, I officially hate that sound forever and can’t stand hearing it anymore.
0:16 is no one gonna talk about how the mom said, Teagan this is a religious holiday I have to ask the good lord to forgive my daughter for she does not realize the errors of her ways😂😂😂
I used this alarm when I had an android, so I didn’t have a problem at the time. Now though.... oh god....it feels like I’m in a circus with killer clowns chasing me through a mirror maze
2:25 damn your parents are tame 😂😂 I literally saw ROPE tied to my parents bed frame when I went back to visit 😅 like damn, not something you want to think about 😂
@@ilovetopiss I don't think there's really a joke, it's just the look on his face when Siri interrupts his speech about Pokemon Go to tell everyone Danny Devito's age that makes it funny. It's just a mess of a video and that's why it's funny.
@@melody0007 "what weighs more, water, or butane." the answer is water because butane is 'lighter' fluid, and the joke is meaning the word 'lighter' as in weighs less
3:21 literally my 5th grade math teacher, but he was so good at teaching that we all got better grades that year and we always had extra time to have a conversation with the him, still my favorite teacher to this day
It never woke me up. I just slept right through it every time. So now my alarm is heavy metal. Good luck sleeping through that without being on horse tranquilisers.
0:15 Actually, Easter began as the Pagan holiday of Eostre, a celebration of the spring equinox, new beginnings, and fertility. So this was actually very appropriate.
1:12 that is now officially on the F.B.I.'s least favorable laughs list. No more humans will be produced/coded with that laugh. That test run will be eliminated soon.
OH LIKE THE THIRD ONE WAS SO COOL BECAUSE IN MY FAMILY WE ALSO DYE EGGS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE BULGARIAN I DIDNT KNOW AMERICAN FAMILIES DID THAT TOO WOAH
Its an easter tradition but I feel like it's falling out of favor in recent years (people still do it it's just uncommon like getting a live Christmas tree). It's replaced with reusable brightly colored plastic eggs that you can hid candy/money in
@@xenonsan3110 my family does both. We use the plastic eggs for the egg hunt and also hard boil eggs to paint them and then eat them for breakfast the next day lol
12:18 I can relate to this!!!😂😂😂 I'm a heavy sleeper so I barely hear my alarm clock even though it's right by my ear. You just vibe to the sound because you think it's coming from your dream..Ô>Ô
3:20 yes i had a teacher like that during secondary school.. anytime we would ask her about suriname she would start talking the entire lesson about her childhood there and what it was like there and such she was our maths teacher so we could get out of a ton of lessons
I went to middle school with the girl who was mooing at the cows, and that was literally her everyday energy XD
Cas Meer do you have any stories you remember about her? Not in a shady way I just love her energy 😂
Reed A She once just got up and left a class, because “the outside was calling me”. A few minutes later we heard screaming, and then she came back in saying, “I called the outside back. We aren’t friends anymore.”
Reed A Another time she laid down on the grass and just flailed, so that “the grass would know what an earthquake felt like” XD
@@CasRaevs That sounds like a friend I could love to have
Am I being exposed? 😭 it was a weird time in my life
“ I have to ask the good lord to forgive my daughter because she does not know the error of her ways “
Easter was originally a holiday celebrating fertility, so...the daughter got it right.
Buttwarmer uhhhhhhhhhhhh nope sorry dude thats wrong
@@ducky3247 Ok, fine, you got me. It was more to celebrate the start of Spring and the feast of the Pagan goddess Eostere - the goddess of Spring and fertility. Then, you have your Christian associations which didn't appear until around the 8th century.
@@Arcamatic I love when people say someone's wrong but not back it up with some information or research of their own. Buttwarmer shows a proper response. And that's a sentence I never thought I'd ever say in my life.
@rennaxjune I believe that learning about other religions is you wanting to understand others, which is a form of love.
6:53 I literally said out loud "is that trisha paytas"
I thought, "-that you look like Trisha Paytas?"
I honestly wasn't expecting her to actually say that.
Bro I fukin thought trisha got to a whole new level of crazy going that fukin tan-
Alex Draws! SAME AJSKIWOSJWO
@@alexdraws3750 Same I honestly thought she was blackfacing 😳
That's what I said......
1:41 i love how he's trying to defend his mom & she just undermines it
His mama was so pretty tho
@@lipstickinvalentinobag I know she's very pretty I never said she wasnt. I'm just saying she completely just dismantled everything he said. He said she's not fat but literally half a second later she said I'm fat as fuck.
Smooshies Mommy They didn’t say you said she wasn’t reading is fundamental. Comprehension is important.
@@smooshiesmommy5842 I wasnt saying that you were.....just stating a fact because shes hella cute
@@lipstickinvalentinobag oh I think the "tho" at the end of your sentence is what threw me off. That's why I felt the need to explain myself lol.
3:19 As a teacher, I can verify that when we do this, it's either because we don't actually want to do the lesson today either, or we didn't prepare enough for the day. You're welcome.
You're a teacher?
Thank you
How old are you?
@@anja6983 25
THANK YOU.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE MILK AT 0:14?! I KNOW IT'S SLIME, BUT THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD HAHAHA
LMAO IKR-
@@bossanova-tt9fm YEAAH!
@Kylee Grace OMG IT ACTUALLY DOES AAAAA
RIGHT!?
i think that is sLiMe
“I think I have a nice sculp”
Scalp
YEET sculp
@@2IGHT2EER scalp
YEET i t s a j o k e b r o
Oh
😐
12:18 i nearly had a heart attack. That sound terrifies me.
That song slaps
Why
Same it makes me feel like I'm late for school or something lol
It gives me anxiety
WBDDSJSJVDI SAME
10:14 the mom's tone changed so fast! Lol! She couldn't even hide it! Lol!
What's kinda scary is how I can think of some moms (including mine) would act the same way.
Omg ! Wtf !
It’s the best one in this Tipton compilation
12:22 gives me vibes from 2014 when this was my moms alarm and she never turned it off
Lol my mom still has it until now and wont turn it off xD
My dad still has that annoying radar alarm from when I was a kid. One night it went off for an hour and he didn’t wake up, I officially hate that sound forever and can’t stand hearing it anymore.
I HATE this sound so baad
My mom has it
Same 😂
9:37 this could be the plot for a movie
@Caro Casey i think his name is gato lol
@Caro Casey the next time i adopt a cat his name is gonna be cat in another language haha look at how funny i am ✌ i'm so funny 🤠
@@fackumon292 its funny cause its cat in spanish
@@pawline9011 wow how funny kskskskkss
She let in wrong cat!
3:29 Alexa: Danny Devito is 75! **NO** LMAO IM WHEEZING
That wasn't Alexa lmao
@@Shadow-mf1iq bruh 🗿
@@BTSARMY-nk4rz 👀
im crying the way he looked XD
Shadow I thought it was since Siri doesn’t answer questions she sends you to a website lmao
12:27 my fight or flight came on when this played rip
Same that's my fricking alarm
Yannick Schwarz 😔😔
Same
Lol my alarm is just Denki’s yay mode sound (it’s custom made)
4:31 I feel really bad for the girl but the way she’s screaming is hilarious 😂
0:16 is no one gonna talk about how the mom said, Teagan this is a religious holiday I have to ask the good lord to forgive my daughter for she does not realize the errors of her ways😂😂😂
Brookelyn Smith my name is Teagan and the first time I watched that TikTok I was shook
I think this how my mom feels when my brothers and I are playing a board game and we start talking about drugs.
@@0rca_mug572 me too!
𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗬𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗦
Pretty sure she's being sarcastic
12:19 bro give us a warning next time. My stomach fell out my butt
That's the funniest TikTok I've ever seen
Lmao "warning moms traumatising alarm"
Me too, i get annoyed by the alarm😥😨
I used this alarm when I had an android, so I didn’t have a problem at the time. Now though.... oh god....it feels like I’m in a circus with killer clowns chasing me through a mirror maze
@@GR-hy7qy YES and I’m like tf bro?
“No break it it’s fine”
Mood
0:09 *thslop*. No one is gonna talk about that satisfying and gross sound?
2:25 damn your parents are tame 😂😂 I literally saw ROPE tied to my parents bed frame when I went back to visit 😅 like damn, not something you want to think about 😂
In my parents bedroom there’s a sign that says “this pussy ain’t gonna lick itself” I saw that and was like hell nah-
@@languid-4535 ah shi-
I found condoms in my mom's room 😣
Milky Boi at least she’s practicing safe sex 🤷🏻♀️
My GOD
3:29 Just saving this timestamp for myself since this specific Tik Tok made me lose my shit
I didn't get it could u please explain it
@@ilovetopiss I don't think there's really a joke, it's just the look on his face when Siri interrupts his speech about Pokemon Go to tell everyone Danny Devito's age that makes it funny. It's just a mess of a video and that's why it's funny.
@@voidpunkhours1133 oh thx anyways
Thank you!
Same
1:57
Them cereal killers
Lmaooooo I didn't put that together till I saw this 🤣
3:29 his face when Alexa interrupts him is so funny
most memorable clip in the video i think
This happens to me all the time
He went: ( O_O)
9:40
DEFENCE CAT DEPLOYED
Edit cause I got the time wrong at first
1:27 is a damn mood
I laughed so hard when he gave her a chip so that she would stop talking 😂😂😂😂 lmaooo
@@xjojo1838 I mean, it worked.
1:20 why does she sound google translator 😂😂
Moon x Stars I didn’t understand her joke but same
@@melody0007 "what weighs more, water, or butane." the answer is water because butane is 'lighter' fluid, and the joke is meaning the word 'lighter' as in weighs less
@@melody0007 Butane is lighter fluid. It's fluid for lighters; those things that make fire. If something is "lighter" it means it weighs less
3:21 literally my 5th grade math teacher, but he was so good at teaching that we all got better grades that year and we always had extra time to have a conversation with the him, still my favorite teacher to this day
Finngame 2 same oml-
“timothy tablagoo” 😂😂😂
13:25 OH MY GOSH! My life is complete! I made it in a TikTok compilation!! 😂
It was great 😀😁😁
YOURS KILLED ME
Well done😌
3:09 when mac miller died mac miller died
... I mean, you're not wrong.
Nothing has ever made more sense than this
I agree but yes
12:21 im triggered Dx that alarm goes.of always and its traumatizing
that alarm sound makes me what to throw my phone into the oven and watch my phone bake
That was my alarm sound all throughout middle school and every time I hear something similar to it, I want to scream.
Bro right when I heard that alarm sound I wanted to die in a hole right there and then😂
I’m so confused am I not a normal child what ?
It never woke me up. I just slept right through it every time.
So now my alarm is heavy metal. Good luck sleeping through that without being on horse tranquilisers.
7:31 “i said turn right” IM DYING
12:19 VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED! CONTENT IS SCARRING
Chocolate Bubbles when this plays 😂😂🤣 like I swear
The alarm at 12:17 straight up gave me a panic attack lol. I thought I had to get up for school
Sameeese
7:34
I don’t know why but I’m in tears cuz of this
*scratch* *scratch*
"GO WRITE IN YOUR JOURNAL OR SOMETHI- Hey Baby" I'm dying 😂
6:51 I feel so bad for that girl, because when I first saw I was like, "omg its black Trisha Paytas!"
I am so sorry darling...
1:27 I felt this on a spiritual level
12:20 that was my old alarm sound. Whenever I hear that I get so on edge😭😭😭
3:43 THAT’S ME FOLLOW ME ON THE TOK!
Ayee wassup bro
Monstro what’s good bro! issa blessing man thank you
Sophia Prickitt 😭💚 das love thank you so much
Reeee
Bruh is that you? I just looked at your channel on here 💀💀💀
13:09 😂😭 I'm hollering
8:47 can we acknowledge the fact that ABBAs song Mamma Mia is playing in the backgrounf
2:18 😂😂 the whole time I was laughing 😂😂 did you hear his “no ma’am”
As a mom of a 2 year old boy i relate to that mom calling her toddler a little crackhead SO HaRD 😂😂
the "we got you, we got you" clip about tricking the teacher into wasting whole the class happened at least 4 times in my 8th grade year
2:08 me whenever I try cook anything
MY TAMPON
MY TAMPON
ITS COMING OUT
14:04 is everyone during a school zoom call
Geotikid who is that tho?
@@e.limani2888 😏😏🤫
9:30 gotto used double team
"Can you go please write in your journal" *looks in camera and smirks* "Hey baby."
11:37 I have nightmares where this happens!!!!!
Chandra Satrio it’s like you can’t escape. Each door you open leads you back to the same place and it always looks the same and you can’t go back lol
*Look up the backrooms.*
*I dare you.*
@@DesolateLavender Hello, peoplez, please don't, it's scary I can't sleep anymore now.
*Do it.*
@@DesolateLavender but squid i dont wanna-
12:19 when this wasn’t your alarm so you just vibing to this song now
12:25 bringing back memories of elementary-
I hated elementary with all of my heart 😔
2:01 when that one piece of cereal turns towards him i thought it was gonna fly at him🤣🤣
2:08
Mans was so distraught he started speaking enchantment table
9:35 “THrenegaTHe”
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at something that hard 😂🤣😂
0:15 Actually, Easter began as the Pagan holiday of Eostre, a celebration of the spring equinox, new beginnings, and fertility.
So this was actually very appropriate.
7:35 hahahahahahhhahahaahahahahahahahaahahah
He vibin'.
12:24 omfg that sound gives me a panic attack xD
8:30 FEAR
5:05
Credit where it is due, that’s some top level shade.
Hearing iPhone alarms puts me in fight or flight
9:36 its mo foing gotto ception
i think everyone here should know, i got a boyfriend on 4/20 while high, now he sends pasta pics and my phone battery was at 69 percent
1:12 that is now officially on the F.B.I.'s least favorable laughs list. No more humans will be produced/coded with that laugh.
That test run will be eliminated soon.
10:19 made me cackle.
9:22 THrenEThaDe
2:03 "It LoOkeD at mE" 😂😂
"D A N N Y D E V I T O I S 75."
2:17
Lyrics:
I just just found this in my- in my parents room
(Gags)
no maAyAM NO
WHO THE FU-
LWAH
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
14:22
OMG I LEGIT HEAR MY TEACHER IN THE BACKROUND
The dude going " uhh... yeahh"
OMFG
always look forward to your uploads!!! keep up the good work!
OH LIKE THE THIRD ONE WAS SO COOL BECAUSE IN MY FAMILY WE ALSO DYE EGGS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE BULGARIAN I DIDNT KNOW AMERICAN FAMILIES DID THAT TOO WOAH
Its an easter tradition but I feel like it's falling out of favor in recent years (people still do it it's just uncommon like getting a live Christmas tree). It's replaced with reusable brightly colored plastic eggs that you can hid candy/money in
@@xenonsan3110 my family does both. We use the plastic eggs for the egg hunt and also hard boil eggs to paint them and then eat them for breakfast the next day lol
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
yeah in Serbia we also paint eggs like that and we dont do retarded egg hunting because we respect jesus christ
@@nolifeno0b607 Well, that's a bit much. People can do what they want as long as they're not hurting anyone.
0:09 I don’t like that
4:33 I literally said out loud "that's unfortunate"
When I tell mum I can’t find my stuff
4:26
Mothers have mystical powers that we will never understand...
3:45 “Timothy chablagoo” 😂 this is so relatable cause when I first read his name I was like “wut-“
9:43 the best part is that they named their cat gato
I think it's "Gono"
Gato is cat in Spanish lmao
The alarm clock one was disturbing 😨😱
Also relatable
The guy with his haunted cornflakes make me cackle.
6:23 WHY IS THIS SO TRUE!!!
THrenegaTHe killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
12:18 I can relate to this!!!😂😂😂
I'm a heavy sleeper so I barely hear my alarm clock even though it's right by my ear. You just vibe to the sound because you think it's coming from your dream..Ô>Ô
4:45 Just tried the Trump website thing and got a photo of Joe Biden with “It appears you are as lost as me” 😫
0:18 that's rough lmao
“Teagan, this is a religious holiday”😂😂😂
I thought it said
*"Tik Toks that butter my cousin"*
7:09 is my fav tf 😭😭😭
8:53 I love him!! What a fun teacher
What song is it
@@adambn1519 dr dre ft. snoop dogg - still D.R.E.
@@1erdanger thanks
1:41 on some queen shit though, love to see it
11:12 the mom looks like the food critic from Ratatouille
Good video, keep up the good work. Love your videos.
Ty :)
8:36 *when she said “I like to have a **_breeze”_** I felt that*
7:56 wHaT?!
Her house was used in Lady Bird with Saoirse Ronan and Timothee Chalamét
"Danny Devito is 75" his face is sending me 😭😂
6:14 he was scared for his life
3:20 yes i had a teacher like that during secondary school.. anytime we would ask her about suriname she would start talking the entire lesson about her childhood there and what it was like there and such she was our maths teacher so we could get out of a ton of lessons
7:13
Middle 🧙♂️ mage
12:20 for me it was once a school bell and a nuke alarm and when it hit i woke up
''I have to ask the good lord to please forgive my daughter for.. She doesn't realize the error of her ways'' lmaoo religious ppl are funny
lmao the last one was so pure