This is a $300,000 cake of tea

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  • @vinnybeedle1728
    @vinnybeedle1728 9 місяців тому +22960

    bro's chinese is so good he even picked up the regional accent

    • @boyznthewoodz770
      @boyznthewoodz770 9 місяців тому +1415

      That’s what happens when you learn any language anywhere. You emulate what you hear

    • @U9IR
      @U9IR 9 місяців тому +608

      I speak mandarin and holy shit it is so good

    • @Sam-nq6rh
      @Sam-nq6rh 9 місяців тому +540

      @@U9IRhe’s a famous former comedian in China

    • @U9IR
      @U9IR 9 місяців тому +79

      @@Sam-nq6rh dang

    • @tortellinifettuccine
      @tortellinifettuccine 8 місяців тому +300

      That is literally how learning a language works my guy. Americans really need to get out more

  • @phant0m597
    @phant0m597 9 місяців тому +11405

    *“Top shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm”*

    • @draconian_dragons6588
      @draconian_dragons6588 9 місяців тому

      Smoking shit out of a glass pipe blowing the lords bubbles

    • @tnguyen8633
      @tnguyen8633 9 місяців тому +176

      Holy shit I lold so hard bro ty

    • @Kasdog
      @Kasdog 9 місяців тому +336

      This shit ain't nothing to me man.

    • @Kasdog
      @Kasdog 9 місяців тому +102

      This shit ain't nothing to me man.

    • @phant0m597
      @phant0m597 9 місяців тому

      @@Kasdog “I drank her piss out of another man’s balls”

  • @CountDoucheula
    @CountDoucheula 7 місяців тому +2778

    Bro loved tea so much he learned Chinese

    • @RonryAsAlways
      @RonryAsAlways 7 місяців тому +39

      Other way around iirc

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula 7 місяців тому +1

      @@RonryAsAlways sage advice 🤔

    • @Haveyouseenmymom
      @Haveyouseenmymom 7 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/users/shortsfbFAKlpueVg?si=pQfu5FSx5doAuAxt
      White monkey (Chinese: 白猴子; pinyin: Bái hóuzi) is a term for the phenomenon of white foreigners or immigrants in China being hired for modeling, advertising, English teaching, or promotional jobs on the basis of their race.[1][2] The phenomenon is based on the perception that association with foreigners, specifically white foreigners, can signify prestige, legitimacy, and international status.[2][3][4] The jobs themselves, called "white monkey jobs" or "face jobs",[5] often require little actual work on the part of the model, who in some cases is not expected to be fluent in Chinese.[6][4] The concept is considered a subset of a larger "rent a foreigner" industry in China and other parts of Asia.[2][7]

    • @princess_sunny
      @princess_sunny 7 місяців тому +97

      ⁠@@RonryAsAlwaysbro loved china so much he learned teanese

    • @ttttakahashi
      @ttttakahashi 7 місяців тому +1

      😂​@@princess_sunny

  • @azgardener79
    @azgardener79 7 місяців тому +2077

    For $300k, im buying a piece of land and growing my own tea

    • @J8den
      @J8den 6 місяців тому +158

      That exactly what someone did, bought their own land and grew their own tea until they forged a tea worth 300k

    • @devinliu2584
      @devinliu2584 6 місяців тому +47

      It ain't that easy, has to be organic even from the water to the soil you use. Some time it would be better if your tea farm terranes are near a mountain with natural mineral water. There are grape farms that are like that for great wine. Elevation of the tea farm for particular tea leaves.
      You'll need masters that knows how to dried the tea leaves that doesn't damage the tea leave. The time control that enclose all the essence of the tea before it completely dies off.

    • @luxt.v521
      @luxt.v521 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@devinliu2584well said!

    • @user-abcdefgggfku
      @user-abcdefgggfku 6 місяців тому +29

      你需要找到更傻的中国人相信这个东西的价值

    • @Gabensy
      @Gabensy 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah joke

  • @Bubba1025
    @Bubba1025 8 місяців тому +6357

    You can tell how passionate that man is by how excited he was to show you his books and teach you. What a wholesome video.

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue 8 місяців тому +35

      So innocent you are

    • @wengeance8962
      @wengeance8962 8 місяців тому +68

      I’d show the same passion if I was trying to scam $300k usd

    • @kartikbhargav8216
      @kartikbhargav8216 8 місяців тому +30

      That book is printed just to sell that tea. There is a reason he kept that at the bottom of the stack.

    • @DontBeMad911
      @DontBeMad911 8 місяців тому +5

      And i can tell how fake this comment was lmaooo

    • @user-pn3im5sm7k
      @user-pn3im5sm7k 8 місяців тому

      @@wengeance8962The chinese truly are the jews of the east. Only a deceptive people would try to sell dirt for $300K...

  • @luckyduck2022
    @luckyduck2022 7 місяців тому +672

    For those people who are curious to why this particular brand Chen Yun Ho’s tea cake is so expensive! It’s kind of your Monet or Van Gogh painting because the famous tea maker/factory who makes this tea cake went out of business in 1951 due to decline of business because of the war. Auction house are selling these $200k per piece back in 2000’s. So it’s basically antique for tea lovers. I understand the price is ridiculous but people who are paying millions for an old painting that’s useless to you but it’s priceless to the collectors.

    • @jayzillawashere
      @jayzillawashere 7 місяців тому +91

      More relatable to wine vintages than paintings since it's a consumable product and does have a shelf life. Still collectible and expensive 🤷‍♂️

    • @1wideboy604
      @1wideboy604 7 місяців тому +14

      Art is the last tax free investment that’s why it’s valuable not because Monet died.

    • @dialac1
      @dialac1 7 місяців тому +17

      If you open the tea and use it and drink it, you’ll be able to see into the future

    • @tariik.h
      @tariik.h 7 місяців тому +5

      The plastic wrap must have contaminated the tea by now.

    • @jobert160
      @jobert160 7 місяців тому +1

      Yes, that's right. They're the kind of buyers that these kind of sellers are targetting too. Those stupid ones. 🤓😁😆😅😂🤭🫣🤫🤔

  • @ilovefrenchtoast5489
    @ilovefrenchtoast5489 7 місяців тому +157

    For 300k a sip of that tea better give me the wisdom of 1000 Chinese emperors and philosophers

    • @grim789
      @grim789 7 місяців тому +2

      Same. I guess to some though that kind of money would be no different than us pay $10 for Starbucks lol.

    • @thooke222
      @thooke222 7 місяців тому

      Nah, just a little essence of regret

    • @alanmonteros6432
      @alanmonteros6432 6 місяців тому +8

      Each cup grants you the Mandate of Heaven for like a year

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 5 місяців тому +2

      People who bought this stuff is the same people that bought ginseng worth hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single brew of herbal remedy. You'd definitely have the wisdom (or folly) of an Emperor. You need to be one to buy this thing

    • @Aserith
      @Aserith 4 місяці тому

      A sip of that tea would probably taste like ass, the thing is way too old and not perfectly preserved to be good anymore.

  • @DShephard91
    @DShephard91 8 місяців тому +165

    I love everything about that store. The shelves, the clutter, it looks so cozy.

  • @jacobl7375
    @jacobl7375 9 місяців тому +188

    This whole time I thought two Chinese people were talking to each other and one was just translating in English lmao bro speaks so good

    • @ayszhang
      @ayszhang 7 місяців тому +15

      😂 He has picked up a Northern accent but he still sounds like an English speaker. Not completely native

    • @Dducksquad
      @Dducksquad 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ayszhanghonestly, for a second language learnt during adulthood, crazy. insane. wild how well he speaks.

  • @BMarie774
    @BMarie774 8 місяців тому +278

    It’s scary buying tea from china. But at the same time, china has some of the best teas I’ve ever sampled. Like “I wanna collect this and never wanna drink all of it because I don’t know when I’ll be able to purchase it again” sort of teas. Teas where you’re on a waiting list for years, and it may not be able to be grown one year because soil or atmospheric conditions, so they grow different teas that agree more with those conditions instead. My first real experience with GOOD Chinese teas was through a Reddit gift exchange. I’d said I’d like tea, and this person sent me some extremely expensive teas from china. Some of them were aged, some of them had been grown that year. They had more information on the teas than I think I know about myself! Down to the soil contents when the teas were grown. It truly is an art and a science.

    • @stackmosayless-1669
      @stackmosayless-1669 6 місяців тому +2

      What do they taste like? Do any give you a buzz type of feeling?

    • @l_z1478
      @l_z1478 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@stackmosayless-1669well, it actually just tasted differen for the aftertaste usually....in most case,,but if you're tea ,wine or coffee fanatics it just makes it feel awesome.
      Some maybe has somesort of less bitter and when combined when certain food it boosted both tastes.
      Just stuff like that, and the extra pros sometimes some of the tea gives health benefit like after drinking certain tea wifh higher certain mineral/chem you feel better for 2-3 days. Or you feel energized for the whole days bc caffeine is high 😅 or you get stomach ache bc your stomach acid triggered ,nobody knows until you drink it

    • @PhotoRam405
      @PhotoRam405 6 місяців тому +1

      Wow, recently I’ve been drinking Japanese tea

    • @vulixirus
      @vulixirus 6 місяців тому +9

      Damn, I felt this to my core. As a kid my grandparents would visit from China and they would bring tea that they bought back near their home. They lived in a rural community in northern China, I don't think I'd be able to find that tea if I tried. Haven't had it since I was a kid but it's still burned into my memory.

    • @Doe174
      @Doe174 6 місяців тому

      Taste like feet in the best way

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 6 місяців тому +6

    Few things make me happier then seeing someone share something they’re truly passionate about.

  • @井雯暄
    @井雯暄 6 місяців тому +7

    DUDE your accent is phenomenal!!!!! my jaw dropped haha. i showed this to my chinese parents and they were so impressed too

  • @Classic_Dank
    @Classic_Dank 9 місяців тому +890

    Im not even big into tea and tea culture, but i just love these vids! 🎉❤

    • @KoldTurkey
      @KoldTurkey 9 місяців тому

      So i estimate it costs around 50k for a cup... how many folk got that type of money and nothing better to spend it on than a selfindulgent cup of tea.

    • @camj4253
      @camj4253 7 місяців тому

      @@KoldTurkeyBritish

  • @nathanjones2428
    @nathanjones2428 Рік тому +3864

    That’s insane!! I wonder what that tea tastes like!?

    • @infernaldaedra
      @infernaldaedra 9 місяців тому +810

      Old

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C 9 місяців тому +652

      dusty

    • @matthewarms6760
      @matthewarms6760 9 місяців тому +684

      Balls

    • @lynth
      @lynth 9 місяців тому +751

      Probably really bad compared to fresher tea. It's a collector's item that's an important piece of culinary history. You would never drink it, but put it on display. MAYBE you would drink it as part of a special ceremony to celebrate the past and tradition and you would make a big deal out of it (or you would just drink it casually because you are a rich loser who only wants to drink it because it's expensive, I hope no person like this ever gets their hand on this haha).

    • @chirso2460
      @chirso2460 9 місяців тому +94

      Moth balls

  • @Ksweetpea
    @Ksweetpea 7 місяців тому +11

    I love seeing/hearing experts talk about their work

  • @Poland_femboi
    @Poland_femboi 7 місяців тому +15

    That tea better send me to mars for 300 thousand dollars

    • @ethyr
      @ethyr 6 місяців тому +3

      I hear tea of the mushroom variety can do that

    • @pro-socialsociopath769
      @pro-socialsociopath769 6 місяців тому +1

      It has better send me straight to the toilet!

  • @stonedsasquatch
    @stonedsasquatch 9 місяців тому +287

    This must be what it's like when my oldest and his buds sit around and share their dad's homegrown😂

    • @AKA_Gee
      @AKA_Gee 9 місяців тому +7

      W dad

    • @user-dc9rf1sy1m
      @user-dc9rf1sy1m 9 місяців тому +2

      W dad

    • @tiko4621
      @tiko4621 9 місяців тому +33

      Lmao “dad said this pack is from before I was born, OG Alaskan Thunderfuck!”

    • @PPSH-Riley
      @PPSH-Riley 9 місяців тому +10

      ​@@tiko4621man I haven't had some good thunderfuck in a minute I gotta have a look around for that strain

    • @damienberry974
      @damienberry974 9 місяців тому +6

      when my uncle butch offers nugs of his home grown, people in my family literally line up to see if they can get some lol i personally am not a fan of his home grown, but that's because i metabolize weed really fast and smoke mostly high CBD strains for body pain and anxiety management. that said, it has amazing smell and flavor and usually smokes very nicely as both a nug and a rollie.

  • @kohakkanuva3224
    @kohakkanuva3224 9 місяців тому +752

    You’re the first non Chinese, non Asian person that I can finally say speaks truly AMAZING Chinese. And I’m generally very good at hearing accents

    • @SooSkiTzO_YT
      @SooSkiTzO_YT 9 місяців тому +46

      Must have never seen the dude who speaks like 50 languages his name is "xiaomanyc"

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers 9 місяців тому +24

      Xiaomanyc is the best

    • @kohakkanuva3224
      @kohakkanuva3224 9 місяців тому +80

      @@719Flowers I think this guy edges him out just a little bit. This one sounds a bit more confident. Confident Chinese is fast. This guy's a bit faster than Xiaomanyc

    • @kohakkanuva3224
      @kohakkanuva3224 9 місяців тому +16

      @@SooSkiTzO_YT I've seen him. Personally I think this guy's a bit more confident in his chinese. He speaks faster and so it sounds a little bit more natural

    • @JebemTiZivot
      @JebemTiZivot 9 місяців тому

      @@719FlowersXiaoma aint great imo there are a lot better

  • @tyguy6296
    @tyguy6296 5 місяців тому +5

    when you understand the history, it actually makes sense that it costs over 200k.
    you see, someone said "it's worth over 200k" and then someone with too much money said "yes, I will pay that without questioning anything, because I have become so wealthy that money now simultaneously has both no meaning but also defines me as a person" and then someone else said "this was a reasonable and sane transaction. clearly this tea is worth that, despite every instinct screaming at me that it is not worth as much as 2 luxury cars..."
    and so now it is just worth that and everyone agrees because rich people are baffling to the rest of us

  • @carolyne803
    @carolyne803 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how passionate you are about tea :) and you speak very good Chinese too

  • @2Ryled
    @2Ryled 9 місяців тому +119

    Hes whipping out a book too. He really knows his stuff. A 300k tea. Wonder what that tastes like

    • @simorebuths7301
      @simorebuths7301 9 місяців тому +1

      You would hope so he sells tea……………………………….

    • @bobdeslob8768
      @bobdeslob8768 9 місяців тому

      No one will ever know. It’s just become a commodity like rare wine or art. Just a way to launder money between the wealthy.

    • @jasond.5723
      @jasond.5723 8 місяців тому +1

      @@simorebuths7301Yeah but a lot of people peddle fake bullshit. Snake oil sales men have been around for ever so……………

    • @Stokesx
      @Stokesx 8 місяців тому +4

      Probably tastes like dirt. I wouldn’t pay more than $30

    • @user-kw7rt9zl4e
      @user-kw7rt9zl4e 8 місяців тому

      Ass

  • @AxeTangent
    @AxeTangent Рік тому +79

    Yunqing got style. Good shirt.

    • @Draaza
      @Draaza 9 місяців тому +3

      When you have a teacake worth $300k you can afford a nice shirt

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 7 місяців тому +23

    I would have anxiety just holding it

  • @randomexploring541
    @randomexploring541 6 місяців тому +1

    Your friend is priceless! Getting to be in the presence and talk with your friend and share in his experiences and gain such wisdom and see such history from him is priceless! 😅❤

  • @VoidMySoul
    @VoidMySoul 9 місяців тому +8

    I love listening to people talk fluently in other languages. At least fluent to my ears

  • @TherealGenghisKhan1162
    @TherealGenghisKhan1162 9 місяців тому +35

    Your Chinese is amazing this video is so impressive. Its really a super power to be able to speak multiple languages

  • @sealmeatisbestmeat1241
    @sealmeatisbestmeat1241 6 місяців тому +1

    Man the cabinets, the stacked books and low lights make for an amazing vibe.
    Its sad but kids wont know how it feels to find a store like this during a rainy Saturday during the 90s.
    One my best memories is an afternoon i spent in a bookstore like this i found in portland in 1996. Met my best friend there too.

  • @BreakMeBad5524
    @BreakMeBad5524 6 місяців тому

    Friends talking about tea. What a treat to look back on in life to smile about. Family, friends, and memories are true treasures.

  • @kokopium1530
    @kokopium1530 9 місяців тому +3

    I've always love tea and tea culture/ceremonies! I've just followed you a week or 2 and I've learned so much!

  • @Lemonly_Ley
    @Lemonly_Ley 6 місяців тому +3

    Hes holding a Lamborghini in his hands right there

    • @user-mp7bp2dn2d
      @user-mp7bp2dn2d 3 місяці тому

      who the hell cares about lamborghini. can you drink lamborghini? i bet it has awful taste if you try, like even worse then the cheapest tea you can find

    • @Lemonly_Ley
      @Lemonly_Ley 3 місяці тому

      @@user-mp7bp2dn2d People, at least smart people, buy supercars as an investment
      They go up in value, yk

  • @ArturoTheLegend
    @ArturoTheLegend 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how this man dedicated his whole life to tea

  • @OnyxGh4st
    @OnyxGh4st 4 місяці тому +2

    “Thanks for showing me a $300,000 tea cake” *Frisbees it back to the guy*

  • @TheOkieLife
    @TheOkieLife 9 місяців тому +73

    He's got a thick northern accent like Xioma, must've learned in Beijing! ❤
    I'm fascinated by people who can speak Mandarin + any other language. Mandarin is pretty hard.

    • @af6462
      @af6462 7 місяців тому +2

      Maybe the accent is just similar to my teachers, but I had a significantly easier time understanding this Chinese than most other random videos I see, and I'm close to a decade out of practice.

    • @duongcachon
      @duongcachon 6 місяців тому

      I believe this guy showed up in one of xioma video before talking about life in China

  • @BG.........
    @BG......... 9 місяців тому +174

    Bro smugglin opium in that cake lmao

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 9 місяців тому +14

      For 300k? Bro no amount of opium thst fits in thst cake is worth that much

    • @mreash9
      @mreash9 9 місяців тому +4

      What u think a g of that tea hitting for

    • @contentdeleted4978
      @contentdeleted4978 8 місяців тому +1

      Na just a greedy boomer waiting for a stupid rich person to buy it. 300k I'd accidentally drop it and try to save it with my foot. So pathetic. It's not 300k value. It's 300k price tag

    • @contentdeleted4978
      @contentdeleted4978 8 місяців тому +3

      I've seen 300 dollar cigars in a better display than plastic wrap with stupid note in it. 😅 tf is this gullible social media these days

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@contentdeleted4978fr mf plastic wrapped for 300k absolute cap

  • @lemonosharky3338
    @lemonosharky3338 6 місяців тому +3

    I also have a 'tea cake' that was gifted by my grandfather last year, and its true that the longer you store it for, the value increases. Mine has a paper wrapping instead of plastic and has the 'seal' as well so it needs extra care in my tea shelf.

  • @user-wz5mq7eh7v
    @user-wz5mq7eh7v 6 місяців тому +1

    If I get an everlasting life on that tea, maybe I'll buy. If not, forget it!

  • @mixedmediaartgirl300
    @mixedmediaartgirl300 8 місяців тому +13

    I have never seen anything that cool tea related. I have tried more teas than most people, but this makes me so incredibly curious. And also makes me want to buy more tea to age.

    • @godbyone
      @godbyone 8 місяців тому

      Is there any. High end tea u tried. That’ you really thought this awesome ??

    • @georgem8744
      @georgem8744 7 місяців тому

      ​@@SweetHoteilol the comment ain't even like that you Freak

    • @georgem8744
      @georgem8744 7 місяців тому

      Just my opinion but as a fellow tea lover I cannot see the taste being enhanced by aging it... I may be wrong but if anything the flavour will lessen

    • @mixedmediaartgirl300
      @mixedmediaartgirl300 7 місяців тому

      @@georgem8744 I am not trying to be rude, but you happen to be wrong. Just look it up/ try it for yourself

  • @Embassy_of_Jupiter
    @Embassy_of_Jupiter 9 місяців тому +77

    okay I need to get into the tee forgery market 😂

    • @fatuzi
      @fatuzi 9 місяців тому +9

      Same, seems easy to fake lol

    • @xxxxx9xxxxx9
      @xxxxx9xxxxx9 9 місяців тому

      @@fatuzitbh its easy to spot out the fakes when u actually into the tea market stuff

    • @Redact63Lluks
      @Redact63Lluks 9 місяців тому

      ​@@fatuziI'm sure just learning about how to produce receipts that could look authentic would set off alarm bells in that kind of artisanal collector circle.

    • @Soarano
      @Soarano 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@fatuziI mean if you can fool a tea collector good luck 😂

    • @lancehobbs8012
      @lancehobbs8012 8 місяців тому +4

      Who else thought that : millions 9f Chinese. When did they think that : since wayyyy back

  • @albertyu750
    @albertyu750 4 місяці тому +1

    I see so many people saying that it's not worth the price. My dudes, it's antiques. It's expensive because someone, or perhaps even some people, over generations, kept these things protected. Following your logic, paintings by people like Monet, Vermeer, Rembrandt would be worth as much as the painting you can buy at your local art gallery. It's worth that much because some people value it as such.

  • @firefly4326
    @firefly4326 7 місяців тому +3

    Your mandarin is very good. The accent is China accent. Magnificent!

  • @SICresinwrks
    @SICresinwrks 9 місяців тому +72

    Ive been debating on getting into tea for a while now, then i see you with all this stuff that looks way better to me then a lot of the herbal teas. You may have just started a tea addiction for me😂

    • @HaltDieKlappa
      @HaltDieKlappa 9 місяців тому +5

      To each their own... I drink tea but what i saw in this video was a 300k hyped of chunk of dirt wrapped in saran wrap lol

    • @trppstar
      @trppstar 9 місяців тому

      This shit prolly tastes like ass, its only expensive because of status and tradition, kinda like with alcohol

    • @valqueenofValhalla
      @valqueenofValhalla 9 місяців тому +1

      I collect guns I’d rather pay what I pay for top shelf then tea my most wis around 12 k and it’s a 50 cal bet you can’t guess the gun😂. Its a girls best friend

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay 8 місяців тому +2

      "Getting into tea" god the redditization of all our hobbies has got to end, it's leaves that cost 3 bucks at the grocery store. Wtf is there to "get into"? Stop complicating the uncomplicated.

    • @SICresinwrks
      @SICresinwrks 8 місяців тому +1

      @@WhayYay this isnt 3 dollar tea🤦‍♂️

  • @lol__what
    @lol__what Рік тому +49

    Is there any place i can get a gaiwan like hes using? Possibly at your website one day? 😂

    • @jessesteahouse
      @jessesteahouse  Рік тому +21

      Yes we will be putting some new Gaiwans on the site soon, I have a new gaiwan set in the works now!

  • @forgemaster12
    @forgemaster12 7 місяців тому +1

    This tea must make me speak fluent Chinese when I drink it for that much

  • @openperspective5423
    @openperspective5423 7 місяців тому +1

    with that price i hope the person who consume it learn kung fu and became immortal and ascend to heaven

  • @_oe_o_e_
    @_oe_o_e_ 9 місяців тому +7

    The boldness of the label makes my brain happy for some reason too

  • @sunnybeachwalks4k2022
    @sunnybeachwalks4k2022 7 місяців тому +3

    The person who buys that, will be getting scammed ! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RJR1787
      @RJR1787 6 місяців тому

      China is the leader of the world in fake luxury goods. I'm guessing that extends to whatever a tea cake is too

  • @C000DY
    @C000DY 7 місяців тому

    The work that goes into these teas.. its insane. I can support these kind products. Natural, sun grown goodness. Great stuf

  • @AstraLogical
    @AstraLogical 6 місяців тому

    The way he said woe at the end resonated in my chest xD that was so unexpected 😂

  • @Noah-zz7ct
    @Noah-zz7ct 9 місяців тому +15

    “How can you tell old tea from new tea?”
    “New tea is wrapped in plastic, but they didnt have plastic a long time ago- so old tea usually isnt wra- shit”

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 9 місяців тому +3

      So because they can wrap a product you think that makes it fake?

    • @Noah-zz7ct
      @Noah-zz7ct 9 місяців тому +6

      @@BJGvideos i think that makes it a joke.

  • @mikexf1647
    @mikexf1647 8 місяців тому +13

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • @user-xl4mq6bl2w
    @user-xl4mq6bl2w 4 місяці тому

    WHAT A WHOLESOME MAN OF TEA 😊

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 7 місяців тому +1

    This dude is like a tea wizard.

  • @southbay1279
    @southbay1279 9 місяців тому +7

    Leave immediately, you’re being hustled. 😂

    • @alfredozertuche784
      @alfredozertuche784 8 місяців тому +1

      Yup the ticket don't even look the same😂😂😂 the 1 in the book is all torn up and the 1 in the cake is still in decent condition.😂😂😂

  • @843jack1
    @843jack1 9 місяців тому +5

    dang i need to sell fake old tea disks like this man.

  • @Pepe_69
    @Pepe_69 7 місяців тому +1

    There's no fake tea
    Everything came from tea plant and they're all real tea😂

  • @AmirulIm
    @AmirulIm 7 місяців тому

    I don't know why but listening you both speaking chinese to each other feels soothing to me

  • @joshpointoh
    @joshpointoh 8 місяців тому +31

    It would be nice if there was any info given about it. How old, why it's so valuable, etc.

    • @FentanylPopsicle
      @FentanylPopsicle 7 місяців тому +5

      I think its from close to turn of the century 1900 but not sure of an exact date. As far as the value its just as a relic / collectors item. Not likely that there are many in circulation

    • @keeplt100
      @keeplt100 7 місяців тому +1

      It's a UA-cam short, not a full length video lol

    • @808lukas1
      @808lukas1 6 місяців тому +1

      @@FentanylPopsicle so what you’re saying is you don’t know anything about this tea?

  • @sangmang2752
    @sangmang2752 9 місяців тому +4

    Would your tea pets still get the first steep?

  • @jakebarlow100
    @jakebarlow100 8 місяців тому +2

    One thing i find fascinating that this is a good example of, plastic cant actually hold air in/out of what it's wrapping because the air molecules are smaller than the gaps between the plastic ones.
    This is a big part of why Australians and new zealanders sent our ANZAC biscuits to our soldiers in ww1/2 in metal tins, obviously avoiding crushing them was also a good bonus but it was the best way to keep them from going stale

    • @Manhandle730
      @Manhandle730 7 місяців тому +1

      Yes that and the use of plastics really didn’t hit its stride until the 50’s-60’s and, sadly, has steadily increased since then.

  • @cruciferousvegetable
    @cruciferousvegetable 7 місяців тому +1

    My uncle was a guest of the government of China and received a gift of a tin of lung chin super fine. It was just shiny triangles of the tips of tea leaves. I have never tasted better tea. I went to many markets and no one could obtain it. Don't know what it was worth but it was made very clear that it was unobtainable.

  • @powerrising4933
    @powerrising4933 Рік тому +158

    Tea in the West is totally different from the one in China

    • @lynth
      @lynth 9 місяців тому +26

      Tea bricks/tea cakes were common in the West, too. For some reason they fell out of fashion. It's actually a more practical way to store tea compared to loose leaves in a bag.

    • @atherisGAY
      @atherisGAY 9 місяців тому +5

      Tea cakes were super common in Europe too from the 16th century on.

    • @Ita-San
      @Ita-San 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@lynthBricks were expensive. To bring Tea to the common folk they started selling loose tea and tea in small bags

    • @str2010
      @str2010 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@lynth In the past, tea was getting too expensive per brick, so smaller bags, packets and tins came about for the middle and lower class who wanted some tea, but not a whole expensive brick. Nowadays, it's just convenient to pop a bag in a mug and pour hot water, and bricks are still not sufficiently affordable outside of Asia

    • @MikAnimal
      @MikAnimal 9 місяців тому

      Tea in China is fake. Buy Taiwan tea

  • @justinz.4069
    @justinz.4069 6 місяців тому +3

    His Chinese is not just good, his Chinese is amazing. Even the pronunciation and grammar is close to a native speaker.

  • @nathanchristensen4169
    @nathanchristensen4169 5 місяців тому

    Absolutely wholesome. Exactly why I love Yerba Mate and spanish

  • @RohanShethMoments
    @RohanShethMoments 5 місяців тому

    His passion truly shows 🙌

  • @aaronpetry715
    @aaronpetry715 8 місяців тому +5

    $300k for handful of dried leaves. But if you act now in the next 5 min you get yours for 3 easy payments of 19.95

  • @rando6836
    @rando6836 8 місяців тому +3

    I had a cup of some expensive tea a Chinese friend gave me. $500 for a little gold box of it. Supposedly it was from a tree that emperors got their tea from. It tasted…
    …like tea. 🤷

    • @MB-jg4tr
      @MB-jg4tr 7 місяців тому +2

      I was lucky to be invited to a tea ceremony with an old Qigong master who brought quality tea crom China, it was frickin amazing tea. Way above and beyond anything ive been able to acquire in the west.

    • @lejambon
      @lejambon 6 місяців тому

      Still...freakin dry leaves...not worth the price of a house

  • @Val_kyriee
    @Val_kyriee 6 місяців тому

    Forget the tea cake. Dude has the regional nuances of the language ON POINT. Amazing!

  • @Mr.Lukas333
    @Mr.Lukas333 Рік тому +16

    How old is this cake?

    • @kuchikopi4631
      @kuchikopi4631 8 місяців тому

      Your cake is only as old as you are my fren.

    • @rexlin6195
      @rexlin6195 8 місяців тому

      from the last dynasty so like 100

    • @commenter4898
      @commenter4898 7 місяців тому +2

      The company was in business between 1880-1951.

  • @rebel4466
    @rebel4466 9 місяців тому +17

    It's interesting how they're both obviously fluent in "Chinese" (likely Mandarin, but I can't tell the difference to Yue) yet still sound like they're speaking different languages, just by tone of their voices.

    • @chibichecker
      @chibichecker 9 місяців тому +10

      It's mandarin, as Yue is called cantonese and spoken primarily in the Guangdong or Hong Kong. The reason they sound like they're speaking different languages is due to accent. Jesse has great pronounciation, but has a northern accent to his chinese. His friend has a different accent and doesn't have as much upward curve on his "er" sounds like Jesse. Also, this is difficult to describe, but even though jesse has great fluency and pronunciation, to my ears, he still sounds a little "foreign." It's more to do with the way he sounds more deliberate when he speaks chinese, like he has to take some effort to put his thoughts together and speak the correct words or something idk if that makes sense

    • @RuthlessTragedy
      @RuthlessTragedy 9 місяців тому +1

      Thank you for providing a good explanation to their accents. Interesting that you can tell he's a foreigners with just how he speaks, even though it's sounds fluent and natural!
      Really cool! I'd love to mandarin one day!

  • @woke42069
    @woke42069 6 місяців тому

    This is what Mcnulty would look like if he got sober

  • @herbals9489
    @herbals9489 6 місяців тому +1

    Me who’s buying 100 black tea bags for 4 bucks on Amazon

  • @jeremymitchell5998
    @jeremymitchell5998 9 місяців тому +14

    I got 60 yr old twinkie only 100k.I got pictures of box twinkies it came out of and it weighs double what normal twinky weighs so its legit!

    • @allabouttorise5698
      @allabouttorise5698 9 місяців тому

      Lol thank u

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 8 місяців тому +2

      Seriously all the comments that believe ANYONE is willing to pay 300k for some leaves...

    • @fjdkslfjdkwhgioperwhgjkoldsf
      @fjdkslfjdkwhgioperwhgjkoldsf 7 місяців тому +1

      That’s like comparing the Mona Lisa to a 3yo ‘s scribbles. Although I get it. Nuance isn’t something that comes naturally to everyone.

    • @Manhandle730
      @Manhandle730 7 місяців тому

      @@fjdkslfjdkwhgioperwhgjkoldsf
      Ah, more of a Little Debbie snack cakes fan then?

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 4 місяці тому

      @@user-tr2dh4xx6u”Filthy Rich” people do. They spend there money on things like this all the time.

  • @rrpokedex6839
    @rrpokedex6839 Рік тому +4

    I'm really curious about how it would taste but at the same time I want it to continue to ferment for better flavor 🥹

    • @zeemay1486
      @zeemay1486 10 місяців тому +1

      Fermentation has stop before packaging....

    • @robbobthecorncobjriii8195
      @robbobthecorncobjriii8195 9 місяців тому

      I feel like it's similar to fine wine, you get decreasing returns the longer you age it until it stops benefitting the product and can even start to degrade it (turning into sludge or vinegar in the case of wine)

  • @user-vw7xo4me2l
    @user-vw7xo4me2l 6 місяців тому +1

    That guys a hustler 😂

  • @zero0o0o0oo0o0o
    @zero0o0o0oo0o0o 10 днів тому

    Oh I wish I could have a list of all those books. Exciting stack.

  • @adamprice8382
    @adamprice8382 9 місяців тому +6

    That tea cake was probably glued together in a factory in Shenzhen last week, 300 grand my @ss crack 😂

  • @JustSpeakingFacts_
    @JustSpeakingFacts_ 9 місяців тому +7

    You can price anything for however much you want… doesn’t mean someone is gonna buy it lmao

    • @Unknown-UpTown-Resident
      @Unknown-UpTown-Resident 9 місяців тому

      No one's ever buying that for sure, it'll just sit around and go up in price til it's rotten 🤣

    • @snareplug3872
      @snareplug3872 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@Unknown-UpTown-Residentnah the Chinese tea business is big, and im mostly anti china 😂

    • @ThisKidLennon
      @ThisKidLennon 9 місяців тому

      That’ll certainly be bought

    • @Unknown-UpTown-Resident
      @Unknown-UpTown-Resident 9 місяців тому +2

      @@snareplug3872 yeah I kno tea is big business over there, but $300k for tea jus pulled from a random shelf 🤣 come on, they cappin for sure. No individual box or anything? Cap.

    • @Skeletomania
      @Skeletomania 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Unknown-UpTown-Residentpretty much. The idea is the longer it ages the richer the flavor. Kind of like red wine.

  • @bofinq4839
    @bofinq4839 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro at the end really said ”🚪”

  • @animaniacs538
    @animaniacs538 6 місяців тому

    When he switched to Chinese with English accent it was literally Sims

  • @ulyrhee8123
    @ulyrhee8123 7 місяців тому +4

    Chinese can make any food product. 300k old tea is no problem as they can make it overnight. Fact.

  • @Sventastico
    @Sventastico 7 місяців тому +3

    Bagging tea and creating books seems like an easy enough scam to me for 300K

  • @rawdaaljawhary4174
    @rawdaaljawhary4174 6 місяців тому

    You are so cool, dude. ❤😎 This is awesome. I love how passionate you are about tea.

  • @bearlifejourney
    @bearlifejourney 2 місяці тому

    your Chinese is amazing

  • @secretPENGUIN69
    @secretPENGUIN69 8 місяців тому +3

    you still can’t tell if it’s actually fake or not

  • @pandiyaya8704
    @pandiyaya8704 7 місяців тому +3

    ABSOLUTY NO ONE is buying tea cake for 300k

    • @zelsantana2313
      @zelsantana2313 7 місяців тому

      It's a scm

    • @commenter4898
      @commenter4898 7 місяців тому

      If it were wine or whisky you wouldn't see any problem. Why is tea different?
      In fact this is much cheaper than those expensive alcohol because a cake of tea is ~350 gram, which can brew ~17500 ml tea. That's more than 20 wine bottles.

    • @pandiyaya8704
      @pandiyaya8704 7 місяців тому

      @@commenter4898 Im not drinking alcohol

    • @commenter4898
      @commenter4898 7 місяців тому

      @@pandiyaya8704 Okay, but I presume you at least understand why some people might spend money on it. If not for a drink than maybe for caviar, saffron, kobe beef, and truffles.

    • @pandiyaya8704
      @pandiyaya8704 7 місяців тому

      @@commenter4898 300k for leaves

  • @qualqui
    @qualqui 6 місяців тому

    You inspire me to learn chinese buddy, the milennial culture and knowledge of China never fails to amaze me.😊👍💯

  • @JDL1115
    @JDL1115 7 місяців тому

    This is another level , guess the drug cartel would consider tea instead of drugs now😂

  • @TheBoardRoom_
    @TheBoardRoom_ 8 місяців тому +51

    Whoever pays 289k for some dried up leaves is one silly mfr

    • @YangSunWoo
      @YangSunWoo 8 місяців тому +11

      Let me introduce you to archaeology.

    • @tankuser4276
      @tankuser4276 8 місяців тому +3

      Do u mean tea or the heaven herb? 😂😂

    • @LeoVOXA
      @LeoVOXA 8 місяців тому

      thought so ,but is weird

    • @asd-dr9cf
      @asd-dr9cf 8 місяців тому +9

      Nah that tea is nice. It's no different from mfers who buy expensive wines like Grange, or expensive cigars. China's tea culture is insane, and they're a country with over 5000 years of history in tea, so it's different over there.

    • @Mwhbmnabjms
      @Mwhbmnabjms 8 місяців тому

      more less people try to smoke crazy expensive weed just to get the same high as the cheaper weed

  • @Stoner_boy
    @Stoner_boy 8 місяців тому +4

    For foreigners it’s 300k for locals it’s 3$

  • @mrhombregordo9556
    @mrhombregordo9556 7 місяців тому

    Man when collectors or ppl like this start pulling out books and stuff PLEASE SIT AND LISTEN GENUINELY AND DONT BE ALL "RUSHY". They literally live for these moments💯❤️👑💪🏿🙏

  • @DannyGruesome
    @DannyGruesome 7 місяців тому

    The Chinese are the OG tea nerds

  • @DoingNothingKing
    @DoingNothingKing 7 місяців тому +3

    Even u knowing how much it is, you were gripping it, moving it with ur hands while talking, being completely disrespectful about it.
    All you had to do was hold it once but you majorly disrespected him by holding it like that & squeezing/waving it around while talking
    For someone who’s “passionate” about this, u seem to have zero respect for others belongings

    • @brandonjaeger
      @brandonjaeger 7 місяців тому +2

      He was not disrespectful at all. The store owner did not seem the least bit mad/irritated. He gripped it just enough to hold it without it slipping out of his hands. The owner handled it rougher than him. I don't get your comment. Its like you're trying to find something to bitch about.

    • @DoingNothingKing
      @DoingNothingKing 7 місяців тому

      @@brandonjaeger the owner already talked about it
      Plz don’t say things unless u know. Don’t just assume things cuz “it seemed that way” their culture they’re nice always. It’s uncomfortable for them to call people out for being rude/disrespectful cuz doesn’t happen there. But it seems you’re just like the disrespectful person

    • @brandonjaeger
      @brandonjaeger 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DoingNothingKingsource?

    • @Nil2none
      @Nil2none 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol.... relax. The owner wouldn't have let him hold it if it was that big of a deal....😂

  • @TheYellowTuxedo
    @TheYellowTuxedo 6 місяців тому

    Man I love how we busted a book out. Just getting into tea brewing

  • @jobert160
    @jobert160 7 місяців тому

    Why do I feel like I'm watching the 700 club whenever I'm watching this video? 🤓😁😆😂🤭🤫

  • @holdenmcgroin8699
    @holdenmcgroin8699 7 місяців тому

    To some this does not make sense, but to people who celebrate these items, these are exquisite. Let’s just respect that and try to understand their culture.

  • @AngrySinn
    @AngrySinn 7 місяців тому

    The way he speaks Chinese so fluently is insane

  • @daniellikahong
    @daniellikahong 7 місяців тому

    a perfect "Van Gogh" fake tea leaves 😂

  • @Truth_mane
    @Truth_mane 5 місяців тому

    The tea game has spilled

  • @XJuzieX
    @XJuzieX 4 місяці тому

    I tried some of this tea... was amazing! Tasted exactly like tea!

  • @sempi8159
    @sempi8159 2 місяці тому

    A book full of original writing. How easy it must be to fake those papers