My 8 New Weird German Habits

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    0:00 Intro
    0:21 Reciprocating Favors
    1:15 Move Over, Honnald
    2:12 Message from DB
    3:50 Bread Time
    4:52 Security/Sponsor
    6:25 There’s no bad weather
    7:19 If you can’t beat them, join them
    8:16 Snobbery
    9:19 Anti-Tech

КОМЕНТАРІ • 611

  • @NALFVLOGS
    @NALFVLOGS  4 місяці тому +5

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    • @flummi6966
      @flummi6966 4 місяці тому

      I love your tone,

    • @albertmarnell9976
      @albertmarnell9976 Місяць тому

      I'm usually a pain in the ass. This video was well done. I'm the only American that I know who has Grohe fixtures in my bathroom and I dry the shower after every shower. I had two aus Hamburg grandparents that helped raise me in the U.S.. They did not even dry the shower, yet I do. That is so strange now that I know it is a German thing (depending on how hard or soft the water is).

  • @petersmiling9494
    @petersmiling9494 4 місяці тому +283

    There is a German word for what has happened to Deutsche Bahn. It has been "kaputtgespart". Kaputtsparen means: economize on something to the point of ruin.

    • @S-V-E-N-1-9-7-8
      @S-V-E-N-1-9-7-8 4 місяці тому +18

      In addition, after reunification the government invested almost exclusively in the East. As a result, signaling technology in many areas is at the level of the 1960s. Another point is that freight transport, local and long-distance passenger transport run on the same tracks. This means that express trains are slowed down by slow trains. New high-speed lines are hardly being built anymore because citizen protests oppose the whole projects

    • @markschattefor6997
      @markschattefor6997 4 місяці тому +24

      The same here in the Netherlands, and more "managers" doesn't solve the problems.
      A lot of things should never been privatised, when all of a sudden stockholders are involved you know it
      is going to be a downwards spiral.

    • @urlauburlaub2222
      @urlauburlaub2222 4 місяці тому

      DB is not privatized! It was only changed into private law, what gives transparency to the true cost of running the system. Before that, the costs were cloaked and therefor the prices were subsidized, lacking funds elsewhere. @@markschattefor6997

    • @urlauburlaub2222
      @urlauburlaub2222 4 місяці тому +4

      The DB has not been "kaputtgespart", because the money spend by the income generated is still high, but often times inefficient. Also, the politics take taxes and money out of the system like everywhere and also gives everybody a management job with political connections. But DB is a state-owned company with the state having control over the control mechanism, what they don't have in true privatized companies. That's why it is a bite in the ass for every taxpayer, getting nearly nothing from it. However, the overall lobbying against let's say goods transports, has to do with disabling German military to deploy fast over train networks (Socialist Moscow lovers). And also with pulling regular transportation on the streets, favouring (international) trucks, which companies are in international shareholders hands.

    • @jonasduell9953
      @jonasduell9953 4 місяці тому +1

      basically what happened to boeing, blizzard entertainment and a bunch of other giant US companies

  • @evawettergren7492
    @evawettergren7492 4 місяці тому +229

    “I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
    1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
    2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
    3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”
    quote by Douglas Adams (author of "A Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy")
    Perhaps it isn't so much you becoming germanized that makes you dislike new technology but rather that you're just getting old... Or you can blame it on the Germans. Whatever makes you feel better. 😅

    • @claudiabaumann522
      @claudiabaumann522 4 місяці тому +8

      Good one 😉

    • @einwildesrehchen3862
      @einwildesrehchen3862 4 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @Kristina_S-O
      @Kristina_S-O 4 місяці тому +16

      Ha! 😂
      I am old, 54, and I have started to get this thing about new technology and older people. I am pretty sure it's not a decrease of intelligence, it's the lack of time. Why the heck spend hours or days of the short life span left on learning how to use some new technology if the old way works just fine? 😉
      However, most Germans, regardless of their age, are more than willing to accept new technology if it helps to save money. My parents in law, both close to their eighties, had no problem with cancelling their newspaper subscribtion, when they learned that they could share my husbands digital subscribtion for free. 😊 It still feels somewhat unreal to see them reading their newspaper each on their own tablet at breakfast time... 😂

    • @mojojim6458
      @mojojim6458 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Kristina_S-O save is a verb; safe is a noun or an adjective.

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 4 місяці тому +4

      I don't know, I was born before CDs and during my lifetime that entire technology has come and gone again. I feel like technology cycles have become maybe a bit too short for your model.

  • @puderjunge
    @puderjunge 4 місяці тому +71

    Complaining about the DB is Volkssport!

    • @kailasac6532
      @kailasac6532 4 місяці тому

      We want the Deutsche Bundesbahn zurück 😂

    • @user-mc5ry1rg7l
      @user-mc5ry1rg7l 4 місяці тому

      The same in Slowakei about Slovak Railway 😂

  • @corneliameiler6099
    @corneliameiler6099 4 місяці тому +107

    In my part of Germany Brotzeit is a daytime meal and Abendbrot is for evenings - obviously.

    • @hadrianusemperor7261
      @hadrianusemperor7261 4 місяці тому +9

      in Southwest it is called "Vesper" and can be "Brotzeit", "Abendbrot", "Picknick" or "Zwischenmahlzeit"

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward 4 місяці тому +4

      But we also call "Vesper" a snack you take with you on a trip or to school.

    • @MiaMerkur
      @MiaMerkur 4 місяці тому +2

      In north germany Vesper is about 16:00. Bread/cake with tea/coffee and a lot of stuff going on it.

    • @MiaMerkur
      @MiaMerkur 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Blast-Forwardno, that is just a snack, not Vesper.

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MiaMerkur In the south we call it like that.

  • @andreashorn9638
    @andreashorn9638 4 місяці тому +62

    Cleaning the shower depends on the water. We don't do it, we have "soft" water.

    • @312Annabella
      @312Annabella 4 місяці тому +6

      I'm happy to live in a region that has soft water. Tap water, which consists of groundwater, is hard. It contains many minerals and also lime. Our tap water comes from dams (surface water). It contains significantly fewer healthy minerals (it tastes significantly less “metallic”), but also no lime. That makes life easier. The skin doesn't feel tight after a shower (you don't have to apply cream straight away), the hair needs less care products, there are no limescale stains on glass and metal surfaces (at most, small stains like those left by rain on a glass pane - they can be done too Wipe dry very easily), washing machine, kettle etc. do not need to be descaled regularly. You also don't need a water softener when doing laundry or in the dishwasher.

    • @timpie9346
      @timpie9346 4 місяці тому +4

      The water in the region I live is so hard, I got bruises all over my body from showering every morning...
      ...maybe not that hard, but if you forget whiping it only once, you better have some vinegar or citrus acid at hand.

    • @stefankaiser3354
      @stefankaiser3354 4 місяці тому +3

      I have hard water but don't bother wiping it off. The few centimeters of limescale deposits provide extra corrosion protection... 🙈
      And chrome is too much _bling bling_ for me anyway 😎

    • @MiaMerkur
      @MiaMerkur 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@312Annabella
      Here, at the east sea, so hard water everything gets a white cover, bathroom and kitchen, coffee is urg.
      As I read your post, I suddenly rembered how much were better, softer, easier in midth germany, like nostalgia. 😀
      Now I really miss it.

    • @GTA.Sven.Andreas
      @GTA.Sven.Andreas 4 місяці тому

      me² I am frisian living up north...we dont have to do this..we have the best water

  • @Donnld
    @Donnld 4 місяці тому +35

    as a german i can wholeheartedly say i love a hot dinner simply because im not at home during lunch hours and you have more time to cook

  • @blondkatze3547
    @blondkatze3547 4 місяці тому +40

    We Germans not only love the Brotzeit, but also our fresh cakes in the afternoon with coffee or tea.🙂🥧☕🫖

    • @mojojim6458
      @mojojim6458 4 місяці тому +5

      I love them at all times of the day.

    • @blondkatze3547
      @blondkatze3547 4 місяці тому

      👍🍰@@mojojim6458

    • @shahlabadel8628
      @shahlabadel8628 4 місяці тому +3

      sounds delicious!!

    • @MiaMerkur
      @MiaMerkur 4 місяці тому +3

      ...aber bitte mit Sahne 🎶🎶🎶

    • @YvonneHoerde
      @YvonneHoerde 3 місяці тому +2

      But that is Kaffee und Kuchen Zeit or Kaffeezeit in my region.

  • @Osmone_Everony
    @Osmone_Everony 4 місяці тому +5

    I'm a German and I don't know what's that about "German staring". I have never seen a stranger looking at me for longer than a split second and I don't do it either. It's never more than just a quick look to make sure we don't run into each other.

  • @NobelMicha
    @NobelMicha 4 місяці тому +33

    you forgot to wipe the window with a wiper after showering

    • @mareiketje4899
      @mareiketje4899 4 місяці тому +5

      Yes, this is the most German (or should I say Alman) thing ever!

    • @MaRi-ub5wb
      @MaRi-ub5wb 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@mareiketje4899because it's a pain, trying to get the stain off! So it's better spending 1 min.viping sprinkles instead a few ours cleaning calcareous marks!

  • @williamcody5271
    @williamcody5271 4 місяці тому +17

    I too scoffed at electric toothbrushes, then I used one. It was life changing. My teeth were cleaner than ever before and faster, and more thorough in less time.

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 4 місяці тому +11

    We in Chicago know all about transitional jackets. I've worn all three kinds just this month. 28 degrees one day, 50 another, and 74 the other day. Today it's 40ish!

  • @tr7zw
    @tr7zw 4 місяці тому +77

    Me: wtf is Brotzeit
    Nalf: also known as Abendbrot
    Me: ah

    • @janaaj1an889
      @janaaj1an889 4 місяці тому +2

      I was in the US Army in (West) Germany many years ago. I really enjoy this website. Keep it up!

    • @achimwokeschtla7582
      @achimwokeschtla7582 4 місяці тому +7

      Brotzeit can be at any time during the day … like a small „meal“ of cold food like a sandwich in between and is a Bavarian dialect expression.
      Abendbrot is dinner with cold food like bread, sausages, cheese etc.

    • @marcokeller3575
      @marcokeller3575 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, my parents were from Berlin and we always called it abendbrot, sounded more like ahmbrot. Was a whole extra meal on sundays. Breakfast, lunch, Kaffe, supper, abendbrot.

    • @bluehair0476
      @bluehair0476 4 місяці тому +2

      @@marcokeller3575Yes, "ahmbrot" is exactly right :)

    • @KGTiberius
      @KGTiberius 4 місяці тому +1

      Brotzeit CAN be the evening meal. It really is just a light meal/snack of breads, cold cuts of meat, cheeses, spreads, and maybe slices of bell peppers or pickles. Other such meals are butterbrot and abendbrot. Brotzeit is more Bavarian and a brunch to just after work time snack or light meal. Butterbrot is more breakfast through lunch and some extra veggies… a simple open faced sandwich. Abendbrot is a light evening meal much like brotzeit, but likely with soup or salad.

  • @StarOnTheWater
    @StarOnTheWater 4 місяці тому +36

    I feel like in Germany it is accepted to look at someone until you have established eyecontact. Then the "first looker" either smiles (active and friendly) or looks away (passive and nonthreatening), otherwise it transforms into a stare and is perceived as a threat.
    It is quite normal to establish eyecontact here.

    • @michaelvonfriedrich3924
      @michaelvonfriedrich3924 4 місяці тому +2

      I just give them a couple of winks with one eye and give them a seductive smile back!!! 🤣 Their reaction is priceless

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 4 місяці тому +1

      @@michaelvonfriedrich3924 , does that go for either sex?

    • @sustainablelivingwannabe1756
      @sustainablelivingwannabe1756 4 місяці тому +2

      I‘ve learned that it’s okay to stare at someone if you are a woman. If a man stares at you, you are more likely to feel threatened .

    • @michaelvonfriedrich3924
      @michaelvonfriedrich3924 4 місяці тому +2

      @@CabinFever52 well of course the reaction is priceless 🤣

    • @ericcarlson3746
      @ericcarlson3746 4 місяці тому +1

      he's talking about staring at a complete stranger, isnt he?

  • @Harzer-Nedersasse
    @Harzer-Nedersasse 4 місяці тому +28

    For me, what Americans consider staring at someone is actually looking them in the eye. Meeting someone with an open gaze.

  • @lrrKOPF3D
    @lrrKOPF3D 4 місяці тому +10

    The Übergangsjacke kills me :D

  • @Humpelstilzchen
    @Humpelstilzchen 4 місяці тому +16

    Brotzeit don't have to be Abendbrot. In bavaria a Brotzeit can be every time of the day. 😊

  • @jajamuc
    @jajamuc 4 місяці тому +9

    Me, German, reflecting on doing this shower cleaning thing every single day 😂 I just can‘t stand those water stains. You‘re spot on!

  • @LarryHatch
    @LarryHatch 4 місяці тому +9

    At the advice of some gamer friends, I dumped most of the wireless garbage that constantly needed replacing...headphones, computer mice, keyboards, speakers, and more. A wired mouse is so much more precise and fast...a 4 foot wide sweep over three monitors in 1 second. Wireless never did that for me and I kept having to replace or charge batteries every few weeks.

  • @GetRidOfCivilAssetForfeiture
    @GetRidOfCivilAssetForfeiture 4 місяці тому +18

    Having worked a summer in Germany, I miss some of the things you mention, especially the Brotzeit.

  • @eckartredlich4639
    @eckartredlich4639 4 місяці тому +17

    I think in some parts of germany Brotzeit means the break during morning work and before lunch. Abendbrot is then dinner but like you said cold meal with coldcuts, fresh and pickled cucumber and tomato.
    We sayfor eating healthy:
    eat breakfast like a king, lunch as middleclass and dinner like a pauper

    • @holger_p
      @holger_p 4 місяці тому +4

      We just say second breakfast, in other parts of Germany. Cause nobody eats bread. Or it's a very new fashio to do so. It's more rolls.

    • @eckartredlich4639
      @eckartredlich4639 4 місяці тому +4

      @@holger_p hi Holger, Dankeschön. Ich habe als Koch in verschiedenen Regionen in Deutschland gearbeitet. Da merkt mann das die selbe Sache je nach Bundesland oder slebst in Nachbarstädten verschieden genannt werden. Vielen Dank für deine wertfolle Anmerkung.

    • @arnodobler1096
      @arnodobler1096 4 місяці тому +1

      Vesper

  • @user-cr3fz8lz2i
    @user-cr3fz8lz2i 4 місяці тому +17

    My German heritage must be showing…I clean my shower after each use…at least wipe the chrome and use a squeegee.

  • @trueamnisias
    @trueamnisias 4 місяці тому +8

    It really annoys me when people diss the DB - if you travel by car you have occassions where it takes you much longer than expected to due traffic jams, accidents or rush hour as well, but with trains people seem to think there should never be any technical or mechanical issues, it has to run like clock work or it's crap. Nobody would complain about being 7 min late on a car journey or when cycling or walking somewhere. In the last few years I have had significantly more trouble with fligths being cancelled or horribly delayed, and DB saved the bacon a couple of times getting me from Frankfurt Airport to Pfronten at 2am when the connecting flight to Munich was cancelled.

    • @ericcarlson3746
      @ericcarlson3746 4 місяці тому

      i was expecting some disaster with 2 transfers-- instead "oh I was 7 minutes late"

    • @YvonneHoerde
      @YvonneHoerde 3 місяці тому

      Well, but it is almost an exception when connections go that smoothly - about half of the trains of the DB had a delay last year. Compare that to Japan or even Switzerland....

    • @TheHolzing
      @TheHolzing 2 місяці тому

      While i do agree with you. the thing about the DB is, that she could be so much better. She used to be better, and i think that is the main reason ppl complain. They knew the DB as she should be, and hate the DB for what she has become.

    • @user-xk6jw3wi5u
      @user-xk6jw3wi5u 2 місяці тому

      Never have I ever have had accumulated so much delay in my life (and I travel far and often) with my car than with the DB.
      Over 60% of connections delayed or missed because of random cause or complete breakdown.
      Not to mention the higher costs (compared to having and maintaining a car in total with credit and maintenance, fuel, etc.) you have to pay for travel way longer for less way.
      The inconvenience of bringing things, especially heavier stuff from A to B.
      And then not being where you need to be when you have arrived. (When I drive by car I park where I am destined to be and that's it, I arrived. By train I have to switch from distance to local travel means (which are especially in Munich also very eager to delay you even more if they even decided to drive) and other people you might visit feel the need to pick you up so that you arrive eventually and not 7 and a half hours later than expected.
      Then DB is a corrupt company that destroyed cargo as well as person travel means by letting their trains and rails deteriorate accompanied by an impressive amount of why-should-we care.
      Let's give a practical example. I lived in Frankonia for quite a time and didn't have a car. By train (RE from a smaller town then ICE) it took me 3.5 hrs to arrive at Munich train station to visit my family. Then I needed to change to local means and go by S-Bahn to an outer part of Munich which took another 45 mins to 1 hour depending when the next S-Bahn would go. There someone would pick me up or I would have another 30 mins walking.
      So all in all it took me around 4.5 hrs to 5 hrs to arrive at my family, and that only if everything went well (which means at max a delay of 10 mins). Regularly (def more than 50% of the time) i was heavily delayed (by at least 1 to 1.5 hrs). This does not include the time I needed to get from my flat to the next train station which was around 15 mins.
      With car it took me 2.5 hrs to leave home and arrive at my families. With me being physically where I wanted to go to. So at my destination. 2 point 5 hours vs approx. 5 hours.
      Then let's talk about time tables. My car drives when I want it to, also at night, best time to drive.
      Would I be able to reach my destinations with train at let's say after 10pm, very unlikely. Regios notoriously do not drive after 10.30 pm and before 04.30 am. And ICE also quit their service generally around 12 am. This is a fucking joke mate.
      I cannot tell you how much jams are not a problem compared to the rate of DB being delayed, broken, not on time or out of work. Worst jam in 7 years was once when they had road work and removed 2 of 3 tracks from the A9 near Ingolstadt (a very heavy load motorway segment in Germany where traffic is really stuffed oftentimes). That was the only time it took me 7 hrs instead of 2.5 hrs. In over 90% of all cases I arrived under 2.5 hrs. This is not even remotely comparable to the problems the DB causes when being dependent on it. It was incredibly seldom that it even took 3 hrs instead of 2.5 hrs.
      So ranting about the DB is not actually only a Volkssport, it's also maddeningly justified.

  • @LarryHatch
    @LarryHatch 4 місяці тому +9

    Some informed beer drinkers in the US buy that same lineup you have. I have for about 45 years. My shops carry 30-45 labels of German beer in all styles. Every major US city is loaded with German brands.

    • @greetpfister6252
      @greetpfister6252 4 місяці тому

      For me, the best beer is in Berlin, in Strassenbrau.

  • @patatita1166
    @patatita1166 4 місяці тому +3

    Concerning "Starring": I often have experienced that I earned a smile of the people that I was "starring" at.
    If you don't walk "blind" through the world it is better .

  • @bmkmymaggots
    @bmkmymaggots 4 місяці тому +34

    i wipe the glass door of the shower, but never the handles :D

    • @Cairol58
      @Cairol58 4 місяці тому

      Hypocrite! 😂 Sorry … 🙂

    • @peterl1771
      @peterl1771 4 місяці тому

      „Real“ Germans wipe and dry every part! The metal, the glass and even the tiles using a dedicated towel and shower wiper 😂

    • @sabineschroter1012
      @sabineschroter1012 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@peterl1771 Well, then apparently I (born, raised and living in Germany) am not a "real" German 🤔

    • @wakeupcall2665
      @wakeupcall2665 4 місяці тому +3

      @@sabineschroter1012I have never wiped the faucet or tiles or tub. I do wash wash the textile shower curtain every other week, though!

    • @peterl1771
      @peterl1771 4 місяці тому +3

      @@sabineschroter1012 Then you seem to be a soft water German 😉

  • @dersascha8592
    @dersascha8592 4 місяці тому +6

    Not only the armatures are tried, but also the tiles and glass panes

    • @LythaWausW
      @LythaWausW 4 місяці тому +1

      This is why I love showering away from home. Hotels, eg. I'm just gonna leave this all wet! We scrape the glass panes every time and they still look awful. I tried using vinegar on them and I discolored the floor stones. The armature looks pretty good though after a simple wipe.

  • @florianstock376
    @florianstock376 4 місяці тому +2

    Cleaning the shower afterwards depends on where you live: Depending on the "Water Hardness" (Härtegrad) it can be necessary or not. When you have soft water you dont have to, when you have hard you have. One of the best was Braunschweig, who got their water from the Harz, very soft. On the other hand, Munich and Rhein-Main are much worse - one drop of water and you have instant spots.

  • @emmy6860
    @emmy6860 4 місяці тому +12

    Try the Swiss 🇨🇭 transportation system: SBB is usually on time, and sooo much better than DB!

    • @brdrnda3805
      @brdrnda3805 4 місяці тому +2

      It's not only far more often on time, the train network is also much more packed. Far more trains - and still working well. Mad respect for the SBB guys.

    • @jrgptr935
      @jrgptr935 3 місяці тому

      Das wundert nicht, über die SBB und ihre Infrastruktur sind ja schließlich zwei Weltkriege weniger weggegangen: zum guten teil stammt sie (die deutsche) aus dem Anfängen des vorigen Jahrhunderts , aus Bismarcks Zeiten sogar, - wie es auch beim Telephonnetz der Fall zu sein scheint.

  • @christineroth1263
    @christineroth1263 4 місяці тому +2

    My favourite type of Übergangsjacke is the 3 in 1 kind. A light rainjacket with a zip-in windbreaker for colder days. Aces!

  • @KGTiberius
    @KGTiberius 4 місяці тому +3

    Brotzeit CAN be the evening meal. It really is just a light meal/snack of breads, cold cuts of meat, cheeses, spreads, and maybe slices of bell peppers or pickles. Other such meals are butterbrot and abendbrot.
    🔹 Brotzeit is more Bavarian and a brunch to just after work time snack or light meal.
    🔹 Butterbrot is more breakfast through lunch and some extra veggies… a simple open faced sandwich.
    🔹 Abendbrot is a light evening meal much like brotzeit, but likely with soup or salad.
    Mahlzeit! 🧀🥯 Lasst es euch schmecken! Ahn guada!

  • @SilviMariaEngl
    @SilviMariaEngl 4 місяці тому +2

    The Deutsche Bahn used to be great. I remember mocking my students back in England about their bad and unreliable train system. Two decades later, here we are. And talking about staring: If you think the Germans do stare, then have fun in India. 😂 I have never felt so being stared at like there. For looooong periods of time, even after asking them: “Why are you staring at me?!”, they kept staring. 😂

  • @marccheban194
    @marccheban194 3 місяці тому

    Hello Mr. Nalf - it is good to see another post! I don't recall seeing posts from you in a while....

  • @delanebredvik
    @delanebredvik 4 місяці тому +1

    That was fun! Thanks!

  • @heideschloegl7016
    @heideschloegl7016 4 місяці тому +6

    I love your videos, always very loosely commented and often very funny. Best entertainment 👋❤️

  • @Stoilson1
    @Stoilson1 4 місяці тому

    Been watching your videos on and off, but always a treat when I do have the time to enjoy one. :) Its such a pleasure seeing your journey. All the best and keep it going.

  • @Sampler19
    @Sampler19 4 місяці тому +26

    Lol, Uber gangs sounds like an illegal organisation of Uber drivers

  • @doncarlitos6145
    @doncarlitos6145 4 місяці тому +1

    Great as always! 👍

  • @bastianschwab6291
    @bastianschwab6291 4 місяці тому +28

    Fehlt nur noch der Gartenzwerg im Vorgarten... 😊

    • @lhuras.
      @lhuras. 4 місяці тому +4

      Oder im Schrebergarten 😂

    • @ubierin4797
      @ubierin4797 4 місяці тому +1

      Der moderne Spießer hat einen Buddha.

    • @elisekuby2009
      @elisekuby2009 4 місяці тому

      With a little wheelbarrow...hahahahhahahah! I forgot the name for wheelbarrow, so I had to write it in English.

    • @Theo_T.
      @Theo_T. 4 місяці тому

      @@ubierin4797Die Glückskatzte ist auch nicht zu verachten.

  • @buerostumpf
    @buerostumpf 4 місяці тому +1

    Hilariös, dear Nalf! I’m just having so much fun with your rants about your assimilation journey😊. They are so nicely crafted and full of detail. Is that part of what living amongst us life engineering freaks brought to you? Carry on, I love them little video treats!

  • @JohnDoe-zu5vp
    @JohnDoe-zu5vp 4 місяці тому +4

    It's not like Germans dislike new technologies. After all, we are a country obsessed with technology. We simply despise shitty and unnecessary technology. And that toothbrush is the perfect example. You can get a decent toothbrush for 1€ - 3€. It will last you a month. That's 12€ - 36€ per year. Compare that with an electric one! You'll pay more for the brushes and it will for sure break after a few years, generation some electronic waste. There is no scientific proof that electric toothbrushes are better, they will cost you more money and have a larger impact on the environment.
    Apart from that, i love this channel. German nuclear scientist here that has worked with US colleagues for more than 20 years and stumbled across this channel by chance. And boy, you nail it! Both fantastic cultures, both with their flaws and greatness. In some aspects very similar, in some others very alien to each other. In any case, you're doing a great job as an ambassador for both cultures and building bridges understanding each others cultures.
    Should you ever be in the Geneva region and keen for a private tour of CERN and it's massive, underground experiments, drop me a message.

  • @FlyingThunder
    @FlyingThunder 4 місяці тому +7

    i refuse to believe that wiping off the metal stuff in the shower is something that anyone actually does, never even considered that before

    • @eljanrimsa5843
      @eljanrimsa5843 4 місяці тому +3

      He is establishing new German traditions.

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 4 місяці тому +4

      It very much depends on the local water. With soft water, you can get away with doing it rarely or never. Hard water, you well may have to do it even living alone because otherwise you can't turn the knobs anymore.

    • @AurumLuxuria
      @AurumLuxuria 4 місяці тому +1

      Well, I am German and I do it every day. Otherwise you can get mold, rust and water spots which are hard to remove. It only takes like 10-15 seconds to wipe everything if you are practiced.

    • @TheMAmeph
      @TheMAmeph 3 місяці тому

      Hard water makes it necessary, unfortunately. Maybe you just always lived in an area with soft water.

  • @danipianoarts
    @danipianoarts 4 місяці тому

    Cool video! The ad really fitted the German (true) stereotype of cyber security 😄👍

  • @kevinblankenburg4816
    @kevinblankenburg4816 4 місяці тому +7

    There are really places which don't have a ton of limestone in the water. I lived in a few places and the worst is Reutlingen, depending if you get water from the Lake Constance or the Swabian Alb. The Swabian Alb water is so bad that your black tea develops a skin on it during summer days.
    In Saarbrücken on the other hand, water leaves nearly no traces. The water has very little solved limestone in it and you don't need to wipe down all the time.

    • @K__a__M__I
      @K__a__M__I 4 місяці тому +2

      Black tea _always_ develops a slick, no matter the water. That's just black tea. If you want to avoid that you have to stir constantly while it's seeping.

    • @mojojim6458
      @mojojim6458 4 місяці тому

      Alb vs Alp. Brezel vs pretzel. B vs P.

    • @roesi1985
      @roesi1985 4 місяці тому

      @@K__a__M__IActually, no! Since I use a water filter (I live in a region with very hard water), it doesn't do that anymore.

    • @jrgptr935
      @jrgptr935 3 місяці тому

      Das gilt aber in SB nur in den Stadtteilen, wo man das weiche Sandsteinwasser aus dem Bliestal hat. Im den Stadtteilen mit "Muschelkalkwasser" ist es hart bis sehr hart, so daß es dort zB schwer bis unmöglich ist, Zierfische nachzuzüchten (Malawibuntbarsche vielleicht ausgenommen).

  • @ITEMS2020
    @ITEMS2020 2 місяці тому

    Hi there, it has been commented earlier here: A very very important and traditional habit is the need for a coffee and a piece of cake in the afternoon. An absolute must on Sundays - but also absolutely suitable for any other day there is. Coffee-Cake-Culture has made its way from the Ottoman Empire (coffee) through Austria (cakes) to the West...
    Great channel, dude!
    Greetings from the Remstal (wine area - but that's a completely different subject on its own...)! Volker

  • @Phiyedough
    @Phiyedough 4 місяці тому +3

    For families it tends to make sense for the main cooked meal of the day to be in the evening on weekdays as one or both parents will be at work and the children will likely be at school. In our family we did have the main meal at lunch time on Sundays because we were all at home.

    • @ThomasVWorm
      @ThomasVWorm 4 місяці тому +4

      When I was young having warm lunch was normal in Germany. Mom was at home all day, the children did come home from school at lunch time. And the father came home for lunch when possible or he did have warm lunch where he did work or some did even had a type of a thermos flask - more a thermos can - for warm lunch with them.
      And in the evening we did have Abendbrot/Brotzeit.
      This was typical in Germany about half a century ago.

    • @312Annabella
      @312Annabella 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ThomasVWorm Yes, that was the case in West Germany. I am a child of the GDR. Our mothers weren't at home all day - they had jobs. We still had a warm lunch, the children in kindergarten and school (for 55 pfennigs per meal), the parents at work (it cost a maximum of 1 mark per portion). My mother worked at Deutsche Post. There were too few employees at their post office to have their own cafeteria. So every lunchtime the employees went to a neighboring restaurant where they got their lunch. They did not pay the usual prices that every private visitor to the restaurant paid - for them the prices were the same as in a company canteen. In the evenings at home we had bread, sausage, cheese or even Viennese sausages, schnitzel,... with bread. “Real” cooking was only done on weekends.

    • @shahlabadel8628
      @shahlabadel8628 4 місяці тому

      sounds wonderful to me!!

  • @brudervomturm6135
    @brudervomturm6135 4 місяці тому +10

    my man you are not getting germanized but 'alt und spießig' ❤😂

    • @Chara_Lar
      @Chara_Lar 4 місяці тому +3

      Yep, my thought. Well, living in Switzerland now, it was something like: "How 'bünzli' can you get?"
      I have never cleaned the shower right after showering. Yes, there will be lots of white spots. (Who cares?)

  • @123dragonfan
    @123dragonfan 4 місяці тому +3

    I'm from Baden and we call Abendbrot "Vesper" (pronounced Feschba)

  • @marcokeller3575
    @marcokeller3575 4 місяці тому +3

    My last visit was in 2013 and the trains were awesome. Sorry to hear that they are not doing as well now.

  • @Orbitalbomb
    @Orbitalbomb 4 місяці тому +9

    Brotzeit is not limited to the evening. Abendbrot is though

    • @hypatian9093
      @hypatian9093 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, for me Brotzeit is more a "small meal during the day," might be a second breakfast or something like that.

  • @BlackAdder665
    @BlackAdder665 4 місяці тому +1

    Chuffed, proud and a little bit moved, Nalf!

  • @fickteuch123
    @fickteuch123 4 місяці тому +3

    good choice of brush ^^

  • @Schachpferd
    @Schachpferd 4 місяці тому +5

    I, too, still have a manual toothbrush and headphones with cords. Why? They are much more cheaper, they work without electric power (practical AND more sustainable), they are reliable and noone will steal them 😂

    • @jrgptr935
      @jrgptr935 3 місяці тому +1

      Nun habe ich ja noch nie gehört, daß man jemandem den Kopfhörer von der Stereoanlage gemopst hätte oder eine Zahnbürste - das dürfte ein echtes Randphänomen sein.

    • @karinbauer3504
      @karinbauer3504 3 місяці тому

      I don‘t know anybody that is still brushing teeth with the non-electric tooth brush. In fact all of my family and friends are equipped with electric brushes in 2nd to 4th generation!

  • @beakittelscherz5419
    @beakittelscherz5419 4 місяці тому +6

    Protective Eye gear is very important using old style slow-motion German Toothbrush!🤓

    • @mojojim6458
      @mojojim6458 4 місяці тому +2

      The glasses represent adopting new technology to combat the latest fear, fear of blue light.

  • @sirtwiz
    @sirtwiz 4 місяці тому +8

    I was just in Germany near Bonn and the DB rant is much needed xD. Yes having the trains are good, but also missing my connection in Mainz by 20 MINUTES and having to get another ticket to go to the frankfurt airport was, great lol

    • @glockenrein
      @glockenrein 4 місяці тому +4

      You don’t need to buy another to ticket! At least they’re good for that - if it’s their fault that you missed your train, the Zugbindung is cancelled and you can use another train without a new ticket.

    • @HejSue
      @HejSue 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​​@@glockenreinstill have to buy a ticket and then apply with a formula to get your money back for this ticket that you were forced to buy. (don't expect 100% back) BUT always ask the personnel in the new train and explain situation and you might get in without purging a new ticket.
      To apply for a refund you also need a official statement of the bahn info or the personal in the train that the train was late. Hope this helps......it definitely sucks & is unfair 😊

    • @glockenrein
      @glockenrein 4 місяці тому +2

      @@HejSue I did not know that was the official way, thanks for explaining! 😅 I have literally never done that though and it happens to me at least every other month. I always just get on the new train, show my old ticket and explain. No one’s ever not accepted that, maybe I have a trustworthy face or something. I also wonder how you’re supposed to buy a new ticket because very often there is no time and you have to sprint to the new train. Even if you bought the ticket online, often that would only work out when you’re already on the train.

    • @HejSue
      @HejSue 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@glockenreinyes it's impossible, because when the staff would make you buy a ticket, they would have to wait for you and that causes delay so they say just get in. And the ICE staff is nice because they don't meet rude people all the time. The regionalbahn staff are stressed and mostly not nice. If they want you to buy a new ticket, then you should force them BEFOREHAND to hand you out a statement of delay, that you need to apply for refund. A screenshot of the db app is also good. Note literally every personnel handles this differently, what is ok for that, could be not ok for others.
      I have witnessed so many times db staff threw out people when it is not to their liking - even if it was the last train in the middle of the night.

    • @JoniWan77
      @JoniWan77 4 місяці тому +2

      @@HejSue I always went to the DB service point, where I always got a written notice on my ticket that Zugbindung is cancelled due to a delay. Never had to buy another ticket nor did I have to rely on train staff being nice. Therefore, I'd even say the actual official way IS to go to the service point if a train delay causes you to miss other trains.

  • @charnestours1948
    @charnestours1948 4 місяці тому +1

    I never thought about drying the stainless steel in the shower, but I do squeegee the glass after every shower. It is a chore that I don't like but I always do it.

  • @stus1171
    @stus1171 4 місяці тому +12

    It only took one trip for me to Germany to become a German beer snob…it’s just so much better. I always look forward to my next visit for that reason!

    • @tarwod1098
      @tarwod1098 4 місяці тому +3

      Next time also visit Czech Republic. I love their beer even more! ❤

  • @meowstermeow2967
    @meowstermeow2967 4 місяці тому +11

    We experienced the German stares on holiday and was very uncomfortable. In London you could lose your life for it :-/

    • @Proudtobegerman
      @Proudtobegerman 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ThomasVWorm
      @ThomasVWorm 4 місяці тому +6

      Not with the German stare. It can kill, when necessary.

    • @arnodobler1096
      @arnodobler1096 4 місяці тому

      ​@ThomasVWorm Männer die auf Ziegen starren?
      Men staring at goats?😂

    • @BernhardGiner
      @BernhardGiner 4 місяці тому +6

      German here: Someone here called it Kilometerblick (kilometer view). It's the first time I've heard that, but it applies perfectly to me. I don't stare, I just look somewhere, even through people, I often don't really notice that someone is there. Of course I also look at people, but believe me, it's almost always meant in a friendly way: I make eye contact. If the other person looks back, I give them a brief nod or even a smile, especially if I have the feeling that they are feeling uncomfortable, alone or lost.in this case it's more of a sign that I've noticed you and that everything is okay for me and that you're welcome to talk to me if you want to. I hardly ever want give nasty looks.
      Of course, it's different for everyone and there are stupid people everywhere. But there are others everywhere too.

    • @Nils.Minimalist
      @Nils.Minimalist 4 місяці тому +3

      You can always excuse yourself by saying: "Oh, I'm sorry, I was just daydreaming".

  • @wandilismus8726
    @wandilismus8726 4 місяці тому +12

    Its Not a Stare. Its the Kilometerblick.

  • @ireneadele4810
    @ireneadele4810 4 місяці тому +1

    Electric toothbrush? Never. One more tool that requires thinking of adaptors for traveling. I feel wired up too much already.

  • @user-rs7bb9mk3m
    @user-rs7bb9mk3m 4 місяці тому

    Great video

  • @drau331
    @drau331 4 місяці тому +2

    If I have a fixed appointment, I don't use the train. It's too risky for me to miss this appointment. But about the tooth-brush-thing: Ask your dentist: he will tell you, that he sees the first look who's using an electic brush and who doesn't. The teeth of the manual users are much more damaged...

  • @williamhitchcock6265
    @williamhitchcock6265 4 місяці тому +2

    Stimmt am DB ! I recently looked forward to a nice train ride from Amsterdam to Essen. Due to customs holding up a freight train, I missed my connection in Monchengladbach. Then there was a failed attempt to make another connection in 3 minutes. Finally, twice connecting on local trains, I got to Essen Hbf nearly 2 hours later. My friend who had agreed to meet me there got there with his car got there later than he expected due to Klima Klebers on the way. Next time......Lionel trains !

  • @tobiasreineke761
    @tobiasreineke761 4 місяці тому

    (I just wrote that comment under an old video of yours, so I thought for you to read it, I better post it under the most recent one as well)
    Hey Nalf,
    I've been watching your videos for a couple of years now, and I have to say; it always amazes me, how entertaining and well made your videos are. Firstly your friendly character is always very inviting and you have the talent to tell storys and facts in a way that just makes the listener feel good. Then there is the background music to your videos, which I find very fitting and even funny at times (without being overly silly). Lastly all the different camera angles (or different clips for each topic) make the video come alive.
    All those facts combined makes me feel like im watching an art piece, every time I tune in. I love everything about those videos and your in my top 3 youtubers fs.
    Keep it up, buddy

    • @NALFVLOGS
      @NALFVLOGS  4 місяці тому

      Tobias, thank you so much for this message. I appreciate it so much!

  • @enjoyy-your-life
    @enjoyy-your-life 4 місяці тому

    Seeing the clip of you at the Stuttgart Hauptbahnhof made me feel like you're a movie character that comes out of the screen😂. I know I'm watching UA-cam Videos about you being in Germany but it never crosses my mind that that could mean that you're actually somewhere that I live. I'm at this train station so often, it would be crazy to just run into you!

  • @deejay6016
    @deejay6016 2 місяці тому +1

    The German stare is hilarious!

  • @nikcrosina
    @nikcrosina 4 місяці тому +3

    COLD SHOWERS ANYONE? Or are you all warm showerers?? hahahahaha

  • @LarsEllerhorst
    @LarsEllerhorst 4 місяці тому

    You became very Germanized over the years, but I'm winning every staring contest with you, for sure. Anyway, I love your channel.

  • @klaaspekala6804
    @klaaspekala6804 4 місяці тому

    ROFL! "I was only seven minutes late, but i hate Deutsche Bahn!"
    I guess you got us germans there, trust us to find the one and only hair in the giant bowl of soup! Enjoying your videos very much, thank you for your work!

  • @marionheil2958
    @marionheil2958 4 місяці тому

    Laughed REALLY HARD about "THE STARE" habit 😅

  • @joannunemaker6332
    @joannunemaker6332 4 місяці тому +1

    I enjoyed this video! I'm glad you're enjoying Germany. Great country.😊❤

  • @Theo_T.
    @Theo_T. 4 місяці тому +2

    Originally, the "brotzeit" was a snack for the hard-working population in the countryside. Nowadays, this hearty snack is eaten between breakfast and lunch.

  • @k.schmidt2740
    @k.schmidt2740 27 днів тому

    I am totally with you on the toothbrush thing: I brush manually and thoroughly and have 0 cavities. When I see how kids use electric toothbrushes, I see the dentists getting rich(er).

  • @creativetraininghacks
    @creativetraininghacks 4 місяці тому +2

    Yeah, corded headphones ftw! 👍(at least until the cords get frayed 😄)

  • @tronicman1
    @tronicman1 4 місяці тому +1

    Hmmm... afaik, Brotzeit is Bavarian for Vesper, which is a Zwischenmahlzeit - a meal between regular meals, usually eaten at work, or on outdoor activities or when traveling, e.g. with Deutsche Bahn.

  • @carinawessels7232
    @carinawessels7232 4 місяці тому +1

    Usually I really love the Bahn, but these days it is just sad! It could be so good, I mean like it used to be! Staying optimistic though.

  • @mariokah2426
    @mariokah2426 4 місяці тому +2

    I watched your video after the warm dinner with wireless Airpods after using my electric toothbrush and I am german 😅…

  • @retirementbudgettravel699
    @retirementbudgettravel699 4 місяці тому +1

    Hahahaha!!! Too funny & so true!!! Love the ‘brotzeit’ meals!! German brot is the best!!! 🥖❤️👍🏼

  • @mattball2700
    @mattball2700 4 місяці тому +3

    I still love the trains there.

  • @JonasReichert1992
    @JonasReichert1992 4 місяці тому +7

    The Cleaning part is optional if you are single!

  • @chrisstott4100
    @chrisstott4100 4 місяці тому +10

    Nick, like your glasses! 👍 Why waste money on electric toothbrushes?😅

    • @uliwehner
      @uliwehner 4 місяці тому +2

      because they clean your teeth better. i even bring mine when i go camping now. 2 minute timer is built in as well. Just the perfect tool for the job.

    • @coderaven1107
      @coderaven1107 Місяць тому

      @@uliwehner Also they stop if you press to hard. My teeth got really sensitive and hurt when I sucked air into my mouth or drank cold water (like normal tap water). This was because of me pressing too hard and also because my bad technique (wiping back & forth, instead of circular motions). The electric brush does the circular motions, and you just have to guide it. Those two things greatly helped my teeth get better.

  • @mascami
    @mascami 4 місяці тому +2

    I have a new weird habit, too! Answering a daily question on Quiver!

    • @mojojim6458
      @mojojim6458 4 місяці тому

      I'll look for you there.

    • @mascami
      @mascami 4 місяці тому

      @@mojojim6458we're followers🙋‍♀

  • @jeffmorse645
    @jeffmorse645 4 місяці тому +2

    Portland must have soft water. I wipe down the shower everywhere I've lived in California (and now Florida). Hard water stains on the glass doors, tile, fixtures if I don't.

    • @Call_me_daddy6
      @Call_me_daddy6 4 місяці тому

      Nalf lives in south germany . The water is full of chalk and limestone

    • @jeffmorse645
      @jeffmorse645 4 місяці тому

      @@Call_me_daddy6 He said it was a "new German habit" as if he didn't have it before living in Portland.

    • @LythaWausW
      @LythaWausW 4 місяці тому

      @@Call_me_daddy6The water in Cologne is so hard, I made ice cubes and put them in my water and when the ice started to melt, I had "dandruff" floating in my glass.

  • @thomaskurschner2949
    @thomaskurschner2949 4 місяці тому +2

    Welcome Home Bro 😅

  • @leonasm6503
    @leonasm6503 3 місяці тому

    I swear never Heard of Brotzeit. Always used Abendbrot. But I do appreciate you like the breat Brot hier.

  • @_Qual_der_Wal
    @_Qual_der_Wal 4 місяці тому +8

    NALF! Wo ist der Duschabzieher aka Flitsche???

    • @bernhard7658
      @bernhard7658 4 місяці тому

      Und das Fensterleder?! 😊

  • @karinland8533
    @karinland8533 4 місяці тому +2

    Brotzeit can also be the snacks between the big meals

  • @Andreas_Cologne
    @Andreas_Cologne 4 місяці тому

    I used an ICE yesterday. It was 130 Minutes delayed (from Berlin to Cologne).

  • @gedog77
    @gedog77 4 місяці тому +1

    ROFL 7min late with 3 connections. I can be an hour late with no connections, just a 'direct' train. Well done UK national rail

  • @_Yannex
    @_Yannex 4 місяці тому

    #1 the shower
    So langsam wirst Du mir eerie 😅

  • @thejezzi5219
    @thejezzi5219 4 місяці тому +1

    I never wipe those "metal things" clean after showering. I clean it once a week.

  • @peterhoz
    @peterhoz 4 місяці тому +1

    9:10 Even the way you say snob sounds German! (schnob) I love it!

    • @lynnm6413
      @lynnm6413 4 місяці тому

      The German word is the same…Snob….no Sch anywhere

  • @Masomitsu
    @Masomitsu 2 місяці тому

    Here in Switzerland you can see people rolling their eyes when there is one minute delay shown on the train platform 💀

  • @lgolem09l
    @lgolem09l 4 місяці тому

    Never am I gonna clean my Duschkabinenamaturen. But I'm wiping the glass, because otherwise my apartment has like 80% humidity

  • @tomb5372
    @tomb5372 4 місяці тому +6

    Hm cleaning shower isn't any different in the US though. We're just too lazy to do it. And as a result our shower fixtures and handles are covered in hard water deposits and look pretty sad. I own the home and rather than cleaning it, I just replace them once I'm tired of how sad they look. Or I could take the German approach and clean them after using them. Disclaimer: I grew up in Germany and never did this. I guess my mom must have done it for me ;-)

    • @beakittelscherz5419
      @beakittelscherz5419 4 місяці тому +2

      Ja Genau. Probleme die man nie hatte, weil die Mama hinter einem saubermacht..duh

    • @mojojim6458
      @mojojim6458 4 місяці тому

      The fact that you think they look sad reveals that you're not an American. LOL

    • @Phiyedough
      @Phiyedough 4 місяці тому

      Instead of cleaning every day you can clean them every couple of weeks using vinegar.

    • @hypatian9093
      @hypatian9093 4 місяці тому +1

      If you're a home owner you might think about installing a central water softening system with exchangeable filter cartridges - not only less deposits on your taps but in all your devices that heat water.

    • @tomb5372
      @tomb5372 4 місяці тому

      @beakittelscherz5419 Yeah but if your parents NEVER asked you to do this you don't really ever think about it. I literally never heard of this until now, and I'm in my 40s! And half of my life I lived in Germany.
      @hypatian9093 Yeah but our water here is so ridiculously hard that even water softeners don't really help all too much. Some, but not worth the hassle in my opinion.

  • @Amlux1984
    @Amlux1984 4 місяці тому +2

    I need that hoodie

  • @FrogeniusW.G.
    @FrogeniusW.G. 4 місяці тому +1

    Robot toothbrush!!
    😂

  • @kathrink7813
    @kathrink7813 4 місяці тому

    Shower cleans you and you clean the shower.
    That is a win- win- situation❤

  • @HubiD
    @HubiD 4 місяці тому

    I am German and I clean my shower once a week or every other week. As well as the sink, the bathtub and the rest. The first time I saw a wiper blade with a wall mount inside the shower to wipe down the tiles and the glass after showering, was in an AirBnB in South Beach.

  • @SW-gf6zl
    @SW-gf6zl 4 місяці тому

    As a German, I never understood the concept of "Übergangsjacke". When it's cold, I wear my jacket with the zipper closed. When it gets warmer, I wear it with the zipper open. And when that is getting too warm, I'll take it off. Never needed a "Übergangsjackw".