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  • CONAN Highlight: Patton has started eating beige cereal that tastes like cardboard that committed suicide.
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  • @alexandergiandettore
    @alexandergiandettore 4 роки тому +64

    “Help sugar bear get to his insulin”. Almost spit out my food

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 роки тому +1

      AGD Productions 😂😂😂😂

  • @shawndomenico5830
    @shawndomenico5830 5 років тому +19

    Patton is monumentally funny. It is so great to see his life continuing on a happy and healthy path. I eat crispbreads (instead of regular bread) and have described them for years as "basically cardboard"...and he is soooo right about the breakfast cereals.

  • @quag311
    @quag311 5 років тому +282

    Watching Conan genuinely laugh whenever Patton is on the show is always entertaining.

    • @Sweezlballin
      @Sweezlballin 5 років тому +4

      Is beats what fallon does

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 5 років тому +6

      Dude, that's Conan's fake laugh. Wanna see his real laugh, watch him interview Bill Burr, not this flabby beta Patton.

    • @marcoviola6741
      @marcoviola6741 5 років тому +2

      check also his italian wine tasting with Jordan Schlansky. That's a genuine laughter either.

    • @Jordan-ck5ty
      @Jordan-ck5ty 5 років тому +2

      That's not his fake laugh you idiots

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof 5 років тому +3

      @@spenser9908 Was that last part really necessary?

  • @SalMiniYo
    @SalMiniYo 5 років тому +13

    Patton and Conan never disappoint. Two of the most genuinely funny guys of the last 20 years. Patton has so many hilarious quotable lines in his stand up. I love the Sugar Bear line😂

  • @broadwayluver77
    @broadwayluver77 5 років тому +7

    I love that he’s still wearing his wedding ring from his first marriage. Such a lovely gesture to honor his late wife.

    • @yesman699
      @yesman699 5 років тому

      Yes after he just replaced her only a year after she died. How lovely.

  • @NolaChick82
    @NolaChick82 5 років тому +10

    Patton seems so happy these days. He's beaming. I am so glad that his life has some happiness again.

  • @amar.mohamed
    @amar.mohamed 5 років тому +207

    I would watch a show with Patton ranting as he hikes

    • @FlorianCalmer
      @FlorianCalmer 5 років тому +12

      Comedians on hikes getting slimer.

    • @danielcropp8553
      @danielcropp8553 5 років тому +5

      Ranting about another hiker: "Oh, look at this, 'I'm too cool to go around the zigzag! Ooh, boop a doop!' "

    • @aaronnope5987
      @aaronnope5987 5 років тому +4

      would love to see him guest on hiking with kevin nealon

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 5 років тому

      "If Eddie Bauer's orgasms had a *face*!"

    • @fatkid1874
      @fatkid1874 5 років тому

      Rasputin he murdered his wife

  • @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax
    @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 5 років тому +47

    That one girl laughing in the audience wants a Patton Pillow

    • @KristianKumpula
      @KristianKumpula 5 років тому

      Probably like half the audience is laughing girls

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 5 років тому +1

      Kristian Kumpula Conan's audience is all giggly female asian tourists, so yeah...

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 5 років тому +147

    Patton should hike with Kevin Nealon on his YT channel.

  • @katieelspeth2299
    @katieelspeth2299 5 років тому +11

    I actually passed him while hiking this past weekend, so this is all true!

  • @labanyadatta251
    @labanyadatta251 5 років тому +16

    I love how he wears both the rings, it's beautiful ❤❤

    • @qhoeletgmail
      @qhoeletgmail 5 років тому +2

      I know right? You get twice the rings when you let your wife die of OD in the next room and get a new wife within a year! It's great :-)

    • @thequietlion3553
      @thequietlion3553 5 років тому +10

      qhoeletgmail You’re à horrible person

    • @rampadmanabhan4258
      @rampadmanabhan4258 2 роки тому

      @@thequietlion3553 I like the accent on the "a"...

  • @andrewstephens1043
    @andrewstephens1043 5 років тому +54

    The fact that Mexicans can walk through walls when it rains.... Where'd he get that from 😂

    • @guns4toilets
      @guns4toilets 5 років тому +8

      Casperito The Amigo Ghost

    • @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946
      @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946 5 років тому +1

      his adhd

    • @simonfea2
      @simonfea2 5 років тому +1

      Its true! Patton has seen it.

    • @jcalz216
      @jcalz216 5 років тому

      Blurring reality with surreality in the most hilarious manner possible is a comedian's stock-in-trade.

    • @Hyro
      @Hyro 5 років тому

      I actually heard him tell that same joke on the Opie and Anthony Show years ago, but it was about black people that time.

  • @holycrapchris
    @holycrapchris 5 років тому +87

    Seriously though, we need more middle-ground cereal. Howzabout some *Cinnamon 7-Grain Toast Crunch* ? With half the sugar of regular CTC. Who's with me?

    • @Juber777
      @Juber777 5 років тому +4

      They would just replace it with more sodium or carbs, lets face it, if you want something done right you have to do it yourself... I'm not disagreeing, I like your style.

    • @john0094
      @john0094 5 років тому +1

      Cornflakes has less than 6g sugar

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 5 років тому

      @ john reviews
      Cheerios has 1g sugar per one cup serving. Shredded Wheat has 0g since it is made with only one ingredient. I usually stick to oatmeal with fruit but sometimes Cheerios on top. Will Keith Kellog started the trend of adding sugar to processed cereal grains which has escalated to things like Cap'n Crunch and Sugar Smacks. He was also the first to advertise cereal.

  • @megsie1424
    @megsie1424 2 роки тому +2

    This was hilarious! The man sure takes his breakfast-box reading seriously.

  • @Granero38
    @Granero38 5 років тому +4

    "Ropey fitness orc" is my new burn!

  • @VanshajKheraMusic
    @VanshajKheraMusic 5 років тому +22

    Conan is the best talk show ever.

    • @falxonPSN
      @falxonPSN 5 років тому +1

      Especially when you spell it right! 😉

    • @jeffanderson3962
      @jeffanderson3962 5 років тому

      It's the only one I will watch any of. Colbert and Myers are worthless unfunny hacks.

  • @valhalla1240
    @valhalla1240 5 років тому +25

    Patton Oswalt - the most underrated guy in movies, tv shows, standup and overall life.

  • @stratobungle
    @stratobungle 5 років тому +2

    Ah, jeez... I laughed so damn hard. Patton just has that unique relaxed way of rolling out the zingers, one after another.

  • @theonlyrealjohn2110
    @theonlyrealjohn2110 5 років тому +44

    I'm glad he is looking to get healthy, but he will never be as good looking as he was in Ratatouille.

  • @TheHangoverer
    @TheHangoverer 5 років тому +7

    Patton is still getting funnier

  • @Neyonius
    @Neyonius 5 років тому +7

    "All these people that are super fit look like it's a daily struggle and they look too sharp and pointy to be intimate with."

  • @Chris.Mendoza
    @Chris.Mendoza 5 років тому +1

    I love this guy man

  • @dutchess1237
    @dutchess1237 5 років тому +1

    Patton is an amazing actor.

  • @gowthamsiddarth20
    @gowthamsiddarth20 5 років тому +26

    Now I want to get sorgham farm cereals

  • @RobEvanstheMysticBovine
    @RobEvanstheMysticBovine 5 років тому +2

    Bonus points for the Expanse shout out. And to the one guy woohooed.

  • @CarlSagan6
    @CarlSagan6 5 років тому +1

    I retold a Patton Oswalt Joke to a girl at the bar the other night and then she asked me for my number. I think played a factor. Thank you Patton

  • @earthfreedomroseriver2460
    @earthfreedomroseriver2460 5 років тому

    I love you Conan!

  • @Fettclone1
    @Fettclone1 5 років тому +4

    3:26 Sounds like something you'd read on Bronner's soap.

    • @jcalz216
      @jcalz216 5 років тому +1

      Which I use, BTW. The hemp-based quart. Thanks for mentioning them! :)

  • @brightsideme
    @brightsideme 5 років тому +1

    So glad Patton is doing well

  • @georgeash4008
    @georgeash4008 5 років тому

    They should do this standing up, it would look funny with Oswalt talking to Conan's stomach.

  • @oraliawillridge990
    @oraliawillridge990 5 років тому +2

    He cracks me up! 😂

  • @rockstarren6382
    @rockstarren6382 5 років тому +21

    We need another cinematic filibuster

    • @mikerotch6068
      @mikerotch6068 5 років тому

      I demand to know how Patton plans on ckmbining the Star Wars and Marvel Universe

  • @liamswanson340
    @liamswanson340 3 роки тому +2

    I’m not trying to pity him. But considering his situation, I’m happy that he brings us joy.❤️

  • @kyborgimursu
    @kyborgimursu 5 років тому +9

    Patton is a fan of the expanse? AWESOME!

    • @eugenegrewing2587
      @eugenegrewing2587 5 років тому +3

      He's a very high-ranking nerd in the nerd kingdom. He likes all that stuff.

    • @thequietlion3553
      @thequietlion3553 5 років тому +1

      Check out his tweets about the show during the whole period between cancellation and rescue. Awesome stuff. A true nerd at heart.

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 5 років тому

    Patton is the best! Love that he wears both wedding rings!

  • @snidelywhiplash
    @snidelywhiplash 5 років тому

    "Ropy Fitness Orc." LOL

  • @dutchess1237
    @dutchess1237 5 років тому

    Congrats Dementor. Love the return.

  • @dmblum1
    @dmblum1 5 років тому +3

    Cheerios is actually a really good cereal - with strawberries and blueberries it tastes good, has only 1 gram of sugar, and has whole oat grain

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 5 років тому

      I put it on top of my oatmeal with the berries you mentioned plus banana.

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 5 років тому

      I eat them, but use splenda...well the generic splenda.

  • @9toelarry61
    @9toelarry61 5 років тому

    Every bite of cheerios makes my soul die a little. I feel your pain Patton.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 5 років тому

      Add some fruit. If fruit doesn't taste good to you, then cut out the sugar. Eventually your taste buds will return to normal.

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog 5 років тому +2

    Patton described the perfect day after

  • @syroco
    @syroco 5 років тому +67

    Conan O'Brien for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

    • @dvt1393
      @dvt1393 5 років тому

      The Crimson C

    • @Steinwaytoday
      @Steinwaytoday 5 років тому

      new main, no question about it

  • @AdamBoozer
    @AdamBoozer 5 років тому

    Conan guest appearances lately. He's I'm fire.

  • @OhSoLiliana
    @OhSoLiliana 5 років тому +55

    Wow he looks so much thinner!

    • @OhSoLiliana
      @OhSoLiliana 5 років тому +9

      ULOVEKYLE No, seriously! I'm a fan of Patton and I followed Patton throughout his career -- and he's a lot thinner than he was couple specials ago.

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo 5 років тому +1

      i mean.. it’s a start

    • @susiesan
      @susiesan 5 років тому +1

      LJ yup! I noticed that too.

    • @hadleypleasanton8346
      @hadleypleasanton8346 5 років тому +2

      Killing one's wife does wonders for one's physique, evidently. Who knew?

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 5 років тому +7

      @@hadleypleasanton8346 What a sad, pathetic person you are. Seriously, I hope your miserable existence gets better, and soon.

  • @caseyburnet
    @caseyburnet 5 років тому

    Anyway, I can't think of a better late night talk show than Conan. One of the funniest, best hosts, you name it.

  • @ignacioinder
    @ignacioinder 5 років тому

    my kind of guy......funny AF

  • @ponrix
    @ponrix 5 років тому

    love him.

  • @forbiddencolor
    @forbiddencolor 5 років тому

    He's dead on with the cereal boxes bit.

    • @tontoepstein6860
      @tontoepstein6860 5 років тому

      No, he killed his wife with drugs, not with cereal.

  • @justinbuergi9867
    @justinbuergi9867 4 роки тому

    I miss hiking...and walking...and standing...and not being in pain
    This guys funny

  • @Thulgore
    @Thulgore 5 років тому +1

    I want to see Patton on Something's Burning with Bert Kreischer!!!

  • @ChrisKoelsch
    @ChrisKoelsch 5 років тому

    Cereal bit is too good

  • @murrayrobert87
    @murrayrobert87 5 років тому

    Patton is so cool

  • @TechthroughToni
    @TechthroughToni 5 років тому +1

    Hello Spencer,
    You're 50 now. lol

  • @erickelly9711
    @erickelly9711 5 років тому

    Pretty happy Patton is doing good

  • @CalebMcFarland
    @CalebMcFarland 5 років тому +70

    The Expanse rocks.

  • @bassemb
    @bassemb 5 років тому

    He's really funny!

  • @NESherv
    @NESherv 5 років тому +1

    They've got to make these video titles more interesting. "Patton Oswalt Is Trying To Be Healthier"? Oh wow! Now I've GOT to watch this one!

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 5 років тому +1

    He had a great character on King of Queens....they should have spun a show off of him and his roomie...

  • @beara1139
    @beara1139 5 років тому

    why does he sound like nom nom from we bare bears lol

  • @Hatingmeisconforming
    @Hatingmeisconforming 5 років тому +7

    Conan always has the best guests

  • @terrortoby47
    @terrortoby47 3 роки тому +1

    Spence is on a rant! xD

  • @Patrick-jj5nh
    @Patrick-jj5nh 5 років тому +1

    Celebrity hiking?? Kevin Nealon where are you?? Give Patton a call!!

  • @joanneweiss3864
    @joanneweiss3864 5 років тому

    OMG I have a new- found love of Patton Oswalt... 2 dead blueberries lol 😁 so true...I'm doing this same thing of late

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 5 років тому

      He said "sad blueberries." Maybe they were lonely. 2 blueberries aren't going to do you much goos.

  • @JohnLee-ue6gy
    @JohnLee-ue6gy 5 років тому

    Bits, we got bits Conan

  • @sharifmahabuba8556
    @sharifmahabuba8556 5 років тому +41

    Conan is 55! Really aging well

    • @eafanboyssuck
      @eafanboyssuck 5 років тому +6

      Sharif Mahabuba a lot of makeup

    • @ireneadler4925
      @ireneadler4925 5 років тому +5

      well, to be fair, his face was very creasy even when he was 40-something. it's a side effect of being too white, I guess.

    • @butthead6051
      @butthead6051 5 років тому

      No..Conan looks like 52 to the power of 3

    • @mfh6385
      @mfh6385 5 років тому +2

      Late night hosts have a whole company/team/industry that keeps them look good for the camera.

    • @carrottop5439
      @carrottop5439 5 років тому

      @@ireneadler4925 it's because white people don't use lotion.

  • @LunyMilky
    @LunyMilky 5 років тому +2

    Healthier is good x')

  • @Cleo_ooo
    @Cleo_ooo 5 років тому +1

    the expanseeeeeeeeeee

  • @vamanosninja4143
    @vamanosninja4143 5 років тому

    Hey some of the organic cereals have cute pictures and games on them.

  • @MaineManDezzo
    @MaineManDezzo 5 років тому +1

    It's so bad how Conan rehearsed the whole interview lol

    • @magusvirga
      @magusvirga 4 роки тому

      Bangerz Radio True, it may be rehearsed and they know the topics, but Conan can ad-lib and go off topic and handle things like Carson used to do in the old days. None of the others can come close to what Conan can do when he needs to go off the script/cue cards.

  • @k1med
    @k1med 5 років тому

    He sounds like the bobs burger kid

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 5 років тому +2

    He lost weight and looking great. Keep it up! :D

  • @michaelelliott3209
    @michaelelliott3209 7 місяців тому

    Amaranth Flakes? I believe I've eaten those. LOL Patton is the best.

  • @c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889
    @c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889 5 років тому +1

    Mr Kevin Nealon has a new interview

  • @tinyrocks7549
    @tinyrocks7549 5 років тому

    I want a horror movie about the creepy farmer family. Or a series.

  • @jasonkillagen6678
    @jasonkillagen6678 5 років тому

    I thought that was 2003 Jim Norton.

  • @TheRolexseller
    @TheRolexseller 5 років тому

    We love you

  • @bw4500
    @bw4500 5 років тому

    Ropey fitness orc hahaha

  • @GaryTurbo
    @GaryTurbo 5 років тому +32

    It is a tough struggle to be fit

    • @pizzamon963
      @pizzamon963 5 років тому +2

      Not really

    • @Christopher-ms5ke
      @Christopher-ms5ke 5 років тому +13

      Pizza Mon bro you have pizza in your name stop lying lol

    • @DvDPlaya
      @DvDPlaya 5 років тому +4

      It's boring AF too.

    • @basteagui
      @basteagui 5 років тому +3

      you only need to not consume sugar all day. i don't exercise and i'm slim. just watch what you eat... although in the USA that is hard so i feel sorry for u. the short time i lived in the US i was stuffing my face with krispy kremes.

    • @firebreathercat133
      @firebreathercat133 5 років тому

      Depends on how fat and old you are. The older you are, the more your body is gonna be a bitch to you.

  • @ravencrow5586
    @ravencrow5586 5 років тому

    Hey it's jesse from minecraft story mode your voice is SUUPER COOL

  • @jkjid2611
    @jkjid2611 5 років тому

    He is actually voice of Jesse from Minecraft storymode

  • @capribreezee
    @capribreezee 5 років тому

    Preach it Patton

  • @Nikenik2001
    @Nikenik2001 5 років тому

    Love the cardboard's suicide letter at the end.

  • @ZiniaJubil
    @ZiniaJubil 5 років тому

    Will publish for food!

  • @MendelsonShape
    @MendelsonShape 5 років тому +1

    Please tell me Patton is doing another stand-up show this year. I could look up, but I just want a human to tell me he is.

  • @pjdexter168
    @pjdexter168 5 років тому

    I want to work for the Conan show

  • @FreeBird_6791
    @FreeBird_6791 5 років тому

    Neckboob. LOL.

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 5 років тому

    When I was a kid I thought Andy and Patton were the same person. So there's that.

  • @moondoggyy88
    @moondoggyy88 5 років тому

    "Meth Carnival" new band name called it

  • @Trudragon88
    @Trudragon88 5 років тому +2

    Right on Pat 👍🏼

  • @Thulgore
    @Thulgore 5 років тому

    Cracklin' Oat Bran.....that's the in-between......or total raisin bran (better tasting than kelloggs btw)..........that's it....I don't have anything else. Peanut butter cap'n crunch has the best protein per servings for "kid" cereals though...... (my parents had a rule) =P

  • @adiposerex5150
    @adiposerex5150 5 років тому +1

    It’s the food, Patton, Sorry to burst your bubble.

  • @philipkenakin7804
    @philipkenakin7804 5 років тому +1

    I

  • @filmorz96
    @filmorz96 5 років тому

    Still waiting for cow chop to get an episode...

  • @trystwithdestiny6591
    @trystwithdestiny6591 5 років тому +2

    Fire Marshall boon

  • @WilliamCase
    @WilliamCase 5 років тому +13

    Get with Kevin Nealon. He'll get you walking.

  • @arnieslab
    @arnieslab 5 років тому

    Ask Kevin Smith!

  • @FastFoxx82
    @FastFoxx82 5 років тому

    Hates root beer too 😂

  • @Marco_El_Afro-Latino
    @Marco_El_Afro-Latino 5 років тому +4

    " A fun meth carnival" 😂😂😂
    Anybody know where I can find one of those?!

    • @dudea3378
      @dudea3378 5 місяців тому

      Pretty sure that's all of them, bud 😅

  • @lolabrini3758
    @lolabrini3758 5 років тому

    he looks younger! i thought 40 max

  • @BertD4734
    @BertD4734 5 років тому +4

    I’m glad Conan laughs when it’s funny compared to jimmy Fallon who laughs to make it awkward

  • @Shrek_Holmes
    @Shrek_Holmes 5 років тому

    all you need to look at is calories and not too much sugar for health. it doesn't matter how much fat or protein or carbs you eat as long as your calories are longer obviously somewhat balanced diet.