Liberal? White? Guilty as hell? Let me help you get through your tough, tough times with ASMR for White Liberals. Twitter: RandallOtisTV Instagram: RandallOtis TV www.RandallOtis.com
I'm white and I found this black man funny and entertaining. Therefore, from here on out until the end of time, I am surrounded by an anti-racist barrier that prevents prejudiced thoughts from getting into my head. Thank you for turning my life around from being not racist and making me even MORE not racist mister African-American man!
@@djentslayer I know I know, I just hate it. I'm not gonna pretend like you're in the wrong and I'm even remotely right it just gets obnoxious hearing the same phrases recycled 20 times over every 5 sentences. Just hand me my dislikes and let me be annoying in peace.
I’m not racist I mean I’ve had plenty of black friends throughout my childhood I mean a whole bunch and yeah I’m not racist defiently not racist oh and I also helped beat up the ceo of racism
I was the Chairman of Sexism Inc. and the CEO of Racism wouldn't ever show up for our Bigotry Inc. meetings. At least he showed up more than the Co-Founder of Ageism
This is so fucking funny omg... The BITTER SASS I LOVE IT. Not to mention your voice is hella relaxing, I got tingles in the midst of laughing, A+ Edit: *GONG*
I love how you just utterly obliterated this entire concept in 2 minutes. You actually made my day dude. (Also thank you for the trophy. I really needed that. Not being racist truly is the only thing necessary to be a good person. I'll try my hardest.)
I have always wanted to touch a black persons hair but I didn't want to be weird, so I don't. This is the closest I can imagine coming to that feeling. Thank you.
Just date one, then they have to put up with it. If you're a good partner they still may look at you disapprovingly, as you dig your fingers into their afro, but they'll still renew the lease ☮️🖤
I get that it was a bit, but your voice is actually really pleasant and I got an ASMR like right away. Like, even if it's just for more bits, I'd be into more! I like odd ASMR videos.
This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've seen this year. His deadpan delivery and the whole zen feel were just too damn much. Liking and subscribing because I can't wait to see what else he's got🤣
This had me dying. I love this! And know a few people I could send it to because this speaks right to them, lol. And you just know the downvotes are from people who are offended because it's talking about them, LOL!
I'm a black goth metalhead guy. I'm not into anything like politics or stuff of the sort. I've been a metalhead for over a decade to kind of ignore the fucking crazy world we are living in.
Let's get some more of this asmr stuff bro, I rewatch this video all the time and keep it on repeat because of how funny and high quality it is, for probably about the last year or so. Would love something new.
"it's me, a real black guy"
i dont believe you
Neither do i
i cant remember making this comment
@@sparkkoo0 lol
@@sparkkoo0 beacuse you live in a simulation
@@sparkkoo0 your white guilt made you forget...
I was going to ask what kinda hair it was but thanks to the subtitles I know
Will969 our awesome hair
*B L A C K HAIR*
😂😂😂😂😂
NiggaHair is named
Black hair on microphone
When the whole video is satire, but the ASMR is of quality.
It’s alright, he needs a pop filter
Pumble Grump truuu
its a good asmr but its a joke
Ik i keep coming back for the asmr lol
Exactly
Damn there were some good lines in this. Why are jokes 10x funnier in ASMR form?
Cuz you don’t expect an ASMR video to be funny. That’s also why jokes told in an office are funnier too.
Nigga u right
"Don't laugh" principle
Because I don’t expect to go to sleep to “let’s help you get rid of some of that white guilt.”
the facial expressions 😭 that’s the good quality sarcasm that we’re all starving for 💯 brilliant
Mini Mina i like your name there bud. Cause it’s mine too lol
Mini Mina if I subscribed to you would you make a youtube video?
@@sluggish._i would 👻
"it's me, a real black guy"
Me: show certification of blackness
He has the ability to say the n-word. There is your proof!
Just write "nigga", what's problem? Why u can't say this word? It's racism too.
@@vg6597 Eh, just didnt feel like saying it.
@@vg6597 more like nigga
@@IanMalcolm-rw5pn y?
Needed this, been feeling racist for no reason lately 😳😳😳
It's your white guilt. 😂
I can't tell if this whole comment section are jokes
I'm crying sEnD hElP
@@yikes4501 they are.
Kiwizle Hope you’re not a liberal.
Nigga
"that's the sound of the hair you always wanted to touch"
I-
Ok.
I love how theres no replies because we all just agree silently
Elijah Soper normal would be the correct statement
Holy shit
@Elijah Soper no just sane. People get those two mixed up nowadays. It happens.
If u have nice looking hair, people are gonna touch it. Especially if it has texture. Lmao🤣
If only he knew what was yet to come...
BLM has been going on for. Very long time my friend. But yah, this video is pure gold right now.
nothing has changed
Lenn What do you mean. The riots have become more common and the entire media is covering it instead of a couple of outlets
Meant to say protest
@@squidgames5218 "protests" lol
"None of us think it's weird. We love it." I'm dead
I'm white and I found this black man funny and entertaining. Therefore, from here on out until the end of time, I am surrounded by an anti-racist barrier that prevents prejudiced thoughts from getting into my head. Thank you for turning my life around from being not racist and making me even MORE not racist mister African-American man!
Penrose otherwise known as nigga #407635
Okay, Boomer
@Abella In Danger You can't, I have the Asian Opression Card. I demand you apologize and slap yourself!
Penrose Your joking... right ? I know your still a racist. You can't help it.
@@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385 Nope he can't be racist, he watched a video made by an African-American, revoking him of any racism
The UA-cam algorithm is doing wild things lately
I lost it at **black hair**
*black hair on microphone* shajshsjshs
Same same same same. *Rubs black hair into mic* I die laughing and leave UA-cam.
I confess.. I do not touch the hair... but I absolutely do WANT to. Guilty as charged.
Holy crap, Black hair is actually a really good ASMR trigger.
I know, we demand more black hair on microphones. If white people cant touch it, at least they have the (additional) privilege of hearing it.
alicali I like the additional part
alicali Wow, I just realized how much privilege us white propel are, thanks to your comment!
Cult Boy propel?
ASMR Sharm pRoPeL?
This definitely hits different after these riots, yo.
Ye
"This shit hit different no cap on god" The degeneracy is almost ubiquitous now. Twitter users are a plague.
Matt Smith get over yourself mAtT, who cares how people use slang
@@mattsmith457 Get off your high horse and put your big words away. Nobody gives a fuck, it's the internet.
@@djentslayer I know I know, I just hate it. I'm not gonna pretend like you're in the wrong and I'm even remotely right it just gets obnoxious hearing the same phrases recycled 20 times over every 5 sentences. Just hand me my dislikes and let me be annoying in peace.
I know this is for shits and giggles but the asmr was 😣 uhahjsg soo good
I mean it wasn’t and that was the point
Yeah, he actually had a great whispering voice
Bitch
DatBoi_wild 12 better than the Reese movie
ASMR is a therapeutic technique for autistic people
i know this was a joke and everything but please make more asmr because you're actually really good at it and i need more of your voice pretty please
^
the funniest part was when he scratched his hair on the mic and the caption just said "black hair"
Finally someone notices
His hair is black tho
What? No mention of Black Panther?
I know right? Unrealistic!
are you saying black panther wasn't a good movie ? It was the best and most courageous movie in modern time, you fucking racist .
@@Mia-cd8cb 👱🏿♂️
I hope there’s a part 2 to this
Cartman gave this a thumbs up
* Black hair *
Deaf people: t i n g l e s
Omg yes! I’m deaf and can confirm.
*Not actually deaf
@@xnopyt22 which one is it, make up your mind
U mean blind
hammed burger I don’t know okay!
Never have I felt better for meeting the bare minimum
Okay but I lost it at *BLACK HAIR* 😭
Heather Rose Of course you did.
I’m not racist I mean I’ve had plenty of black friends throughout my childhood I mean a whole bunch and yeah I’m not racist defiently not racist oh and I also helped beat up the ceo of racism
I was the Chairman of Sexism Inc. and the CEO of Racism wouldn't ever show up for our Bigotry Inc. meetings.
At least he showed up more than the Co-Founder of Ageism
@@j.w.tompkins7440 i like the idea of the ceo's of bigoted ideals showing up for a meeting like
"Mr. Sexism. how's the wife"
"Dead"
My whole family is black but im not
I’m not racist. My sisters boyfriends brother has a dog and it’s original owner was black
@@lowkstrokin must be tempting to say the n word
How girls who posted ⬛️ on instagram expect to be treated:
a cube
@@user-nv3sh5jh3p nah
@@user-nv3sh5jh3p we do not care
@@user-nv3sh5jh3p yeah your right (sike)
@@user-nv3sh5jh3p
If someone making fun of racial pandering is a sexist to you, than I'll declare you as transphobic. 😌
“if you say the n-word and no one heard you say it, did you really say it? *gong noise*” when i tell you i screamed💀💀💀
SAME 😭
...
When are you going to tell us?
''I'm a good person because i watch a black guy on yt''
“Asmr for white liberals”
Me: **An asian 13 year old boy**
*nods in hispanic 14 year old girl*
"asmr for white liberals"
Me:*a white aboriginal man*
I'm not even american. Not even non white. Not even homosexual. But i guess im liberal
True
Imagine being 13
I had to take out my headphones to make sure the background halo sound wasnt from my room's angel that wanted to bless me
I'm deaf,but the subtitles make me tingle
@@dianenguyen6199 WHAAT?!
@@iel3070 This comment is great
@@dianenguyen6199 how in the fuck did you get 8 likes
@@dianenguyen6199 AHAHAHAHA.
How do you read them, then?
"it's me, a real black guy"
me: did you vote for Biden?
Haha
“If you’re having trouble deciding wether to vote for me or Trump, you ain’t black” 😬😂
@@iansadowski636 facts
Biden looks like a dead zombi who wants to eat brains of humans..
@@charchar7119 not really wtf is going in *your* brain lmao
This is absolute *ART!*
**Black Hair on Microphone** 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
This is so fucking funny omg... The BITTER SASS I LOVE IT. Not to mention your voice is hella relaxing, I got tingles in the midst of laughing, A+
Edit: *GONG*
After watching this video for nearly two years when I wanna both relax and laugh at the same time…I’m still waiting for a part two. PLEASE
This is the bizarre youtube recommendation that I never knew I needed.
"If you say the n-word, and no one hears you say it, did you really say it?"
...heh.
In these difficult times, this video is like a breath of fresh air.
1:47 is r/blackpeopletwitter in a nutshell
69 likes B)
*ASMR DARLING and CHYNAUNIQUE ASMR left the chat*
@Robo Redneck
I know that;)
Well this joke went over my head...
Huh?
Are they conservative?
What?
So insulting, satirical, and satisfying at once
Stfu
@@bl4ckm3sa11 haha gay
Nigga
Great mocking and comedy but do longer and real ASMR videos. This so good. Got me so sleepy. You are a true ASMR talent!
If you say the n word and no one hears it.... did you really say it?
**GONG**
*Comedy Gold*
I'd like but you're at 420
@@wesleyrussell6670 I respect that
You mean nigga?
**Black guy voting for Trump**
**Joe Biden: You aint black!**
Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Black people do not accept "black" trump supporters as their race
@________________ ok ________
Oooooof
Eye Patch Guy it’s not a theory it’s a reality, but what do you mean?
this video is dripping with sarcasm and i love it
I gluten
Glad there are subtitles for the deaf people trying to enjoy ASMR. 😂😂😂😂
*black hair*
*gong*
I got a lot of passive aggressive vibes from that... And I'm not a white liberal.
Jdkdkzk same
you should
Duh
were those vibes...
*black*?? 😂
It’s a satire video
Not gonna lie found this very relaxing and entertaining at same time
Thanks Stalin!
You forgot the part where you said we're allowed to rap. And that we're good at it.
Bruh its asmr for white liberals not asmr for all white ppl
@@Courrier_ White liberals tend to be pretty big fans of Hamilton, so
how old are you
@@sylph8005 ngl idk who he is
@@sylph8005 Who? xd
I love how you just utterly obliterated this entire concept in 2 minutes. You actually made my day dude.
(Also thank you for the trophy. I really needed that. Not being racist truly is the only thing necessary to be a good person. I'll try my hardest.)
what concept ?
"Green Book was a good movie" I'm dying
JJ I enjoyed it actually
King Julien le Grand It’s fine it’s just a very white liberal movie
I feel like I’ve just been given the n-word pass. But, have I?
Yes, you have.
No, you haven't.
Michael Suber II And who the fuck are you? The secretary of the N Word pass treasury?
kryss kryss You’re the problem, moron.
kryss kryss haha relax girl, we’re just joking; it’s a meme.
"Here's a trophy for not being racist" I like the idea of a non-participation award.
This was gold bro. A part 2 is in order.
I see you aren’t an ASMRtist but this was really good, loved the video but also got ASMR tingles 😂👏🏼 xx
The auto generated captions: Welcome to NASA for white liberals
They really need to update the algorithm that generates subtitles
I wish I wasn’t laughing so hard because your voice is very calming
56 people literally can't understand great satire.
500*
@@luvmywohdes1464 Lol, only looked at this video when it first came out, didn't realize that a lot more dislikes appeared.
When you pulled out the trophy I started dying
Same… *tapping trophy” 😂
This was the most amazing ASMR with actual thought provoking comedy! All that spice in just 2 minutes! 🔥
this gave me actual tingles omg please make asmr
I can feel my white guilt washing away. Thanks real black guy.
i dont understand how this doesnt have like 8 million views, honestly
I have always wanted to touch a black persons hair but I didn't want to be weird, so I don't. This is the closest I can imagine coming to that feeling. Thank you.
It's funny that he's literally mocking you in this video and your response is to come here and earnestly double down.
Kevin is being funny, Frederick, his comment not meant to be taken literally.
Yas Queen. Yas. Queen
You know thats really weird but maybe you can find that special someone who would be ready for an intimate moment like that.
Just date one, then they have to put up with it. If you're a good partner they still may look at you disapprovingly, as you dig your fingers into their afro, but they'll still renew the lease ☮️🖤
I’m a funny and I find this white liberal.
@________________ he flipped around the word funny and white liberal and ok UNDERSCORE
@________________ ur pfp pisses me off 😔
English is no more
I'm a find and this liberal white I funny
im hispanic but for some reason i feel freed of my white guilt. thanks...? i have no clue but thanks for this
you're a white Hispanic ... embrace it
Hispanics can be white.....White hispanics are literally just American white people who speak spanish.
Most of you guys are white anyways..
now you are free girl....
That’s because your white, I’m guessing. Just because your Hispanic doesn’t mean you’re not white
Sad thing is that, that ASMR was decent. I rate you my dude 👌🏻
When he brushed his hair on the mic, I lost it completely.
Oh my god. 😂 This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
This is GENIUS!
I get that it was a bit, but your voice is actually really pleasant and I got an ASMR like right away. Like, even if it's just for more bits, I'd be into more! I like odd ASMR videos.
I fucking lost it when he started rubbing his hair 😂😂
I wonder how many times he laughed between takes while filming this 😂
Dammit man I'm trying to SLEEP
Not bust a gut laughing.
Ok, but this guy is actually fantastic at asmr he needs a channel
Giving you a comment to feed the algorithm. 👍 Made me laugh
yas qween, y a s q w e e n
how is this video only a year old? i swear this came out like five years ago
I know it's for jokes, but the asmr is damn A+ QUALITY!
Him: *LIFTS TROPHY ON DESK*
Also Me: How did he ....
ASMR for white liberals
Me a Mexican: HMmMm INtErEStING
Logan 🎣🏈💨 is typing ...
Oops I’m conservative
Well, according to code you're a terrible human being.
That means you’re evil
I've never laughed so much from an ASMR video in my life.
Dude might have to look into having an ASMR career. He sleeping on the bag 😂
The fact that I've never gotten tingles before and got them just now made me wheeze
This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've seen this year.
His deadpan delivery and the whole zen feel were just too damn much.
Liking and subscribing because I can't wait to see what else he's got🤣
“You’ve had sex with a black person, that means it’s impossible to be racist”
*slave owners and their wives have left the chat*
You posted twice on social media, you’ve done it... you’re making a difference
''It's me, a real black guy''
Wait..... black people EXIST?
wait women exist
@@patrickstar3593 pssh, who told you that lie?
People EXISTS!?
This had me dying. I love this! And know a few people I could send it to because this speaks right to them, lol. And you just know the downvotes are from people who are offended because it's talking about them, LOL!
Was your original post about brian redband?
"If you say the n-word and no-one hears it..." I dunno about you, but I'm back in 1968 with my mama fixing to wash my mouth out with yellow Dial soap.
The thumbs up with the “good job” that echoed had me fucking dying.
"Its the best movie since crash" 😂😂
I was legitimately in the middle of trying to fall asleep, and I randomly stumbled into this. 🤣
This shit aged like fine wine. Goddam golden
I wonder how many people got offended.
**sees amount of dislikes**
Oh..
My girl is Black 😂❤️
My son is black 🤣🤣😜 (both me and my wife are white)
ReevNge 😂😂😂
ReevNge
wait a minu-
@@Alex-zf9ilYoir black Neighbour:I think it's genitics
I’m so glad this video is still up. I felt like I watched this video 6 or 7 years ago… It’s only been 3 years!
I'm crying so hard this is genuinely so damn funny
I'm a black goth metalhead guy. I'm not into anything like politics or stuff of the sort. I've been a metalhead for over a decade to kind of ignore the fucking crazy world we are living in.
Let's get some more of this asmr stuff bro, I rewatch this video all the time and keep it on repeat because of how funny and high quality it is, for probably about the last year or so. Would love something new.
It actually gave me tingles but it was hard to feel them while dying of laughter