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  • @oxar1122
    @oxar1122 Рік тому +46625

    "Pregnancy scare boyfriend asmr" would send a victorian child into a fit

    • @Eekt0mz
      @Eekt0mz Рік тому +1637

      'Into a fit' they would be put into a coma

    • @kendalg5970
      @kendalg5970 Рік тому +422

      It sends me into a fit! 😂

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv Рік тому +84

      Wait I don’t get it 💀

    • @sosansational
      @sosansational Рік тому +117

      they would go comatose immediately

    • @stygian4330
      @stygian4330 Рік тому +432

      ​@@udontevenwannaknowbruvit's a common joke that Victorian children had poor immune systems and (being from the Victorian era) no exposure to modern life, so certain modern things would mess them up real good

  • @madisonwoods-gj3zg
    @madisonwoods-gj3zg 11 місяців тому +7603

    “Baby girl where are you” is taking me out every time 😭

    • @mxria-kys
      @mxria-kys 11 місяців тому +104

      same i was literally crying bro 😭😭

    • @death4stroke
      @death4stroke 9 місяців тому +90

      No for real LMAO. My gf was watching this video and I started crying cause I walked in when he said that 😭😭😭

    • @courtneya2207
      @courtneya2207 8 місяців тому +36

      I have not been able to stop quoting that and the “UEGHH” since I’ve seen this

    • @dani2h0r
      @dani2h0r 5 місяців тому +5

      BEO IM DTINGGGG

    • @Y0ur1nnerD3m0n
      @Y0ur1nnerD3m0n 2 місяці тому

      I WAS EATING AND I GAGGED

  • @jackiealexander92530
    @jackiealexander92530 Рік тому +17731

    “BABY GORL WHERE ARE YOU” TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂

    • @filteredmountaindew4521
      @filteredmountaindew4521 Рік тому +589

      he sounded like he had food in his mouth 😭😭

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI Рік тому +404

      GIRL I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LMFAOOOOO

    • @jackiealexander92530
      @jackiealexander92530 Рік тому +40

      @@CER0MI ME TOO XD

    • @EkM-cl2bn
      @EkM-cl2bn Рік тому +150

      I was brushing my teeth when that part came on and I literally choked myself with the damn tooth brush 💀

    • @sweetestlittlfawn
      @sweetestlittlfawn Рік тому +48

      The way I screamed

  • @daniieevans1898
    @daniieevans1898 Рік тому +11403

    "I'm woman enough to say it, I was watching whimper audios"
    SHE IS ONE OF US

  • @noahgonemild
    @noahgonemild Рік тому +16071

    i’m actually in tears over ghost trying to talk brittany off of the ledge

  • @taicga
    @taicga Рік тому +7744

    imagining some guy in his mom's basement kissing his hand while making boyfriend asmr is a new level of horror im not ready for in my life rn

    • @taicga
      @taicga Рік тому +97

      i just got to 8:35 nvm.

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 Рік тому +125

      While his mom makes him pizza rolls for dinner

    • @TitttsMcGee
      @TitttsMcGee Рік тому +86

      @@ankieb3980and they’re microwaved, not even baked

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +17

      Blumhouse Productions found shaking

    • @samantarizzi248
      @samantarizzi248 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

  • @user83719
    @user83719 Рік тому +17538

    “the voice isn’t hot i can’t do it” LMFAO YOURE SO REAL I FUCKING LOVE U

    • @RachaelMortician
      @RachaelMortician Рік тому +330

      The voice really makes all the difference 😂

    • @anonymousfox7219
      @anonymousfox7219 Рік тому +352

      And the fact that like, most male romance/erotic focused ASMRtists have that exact voice. Like are they all 16-17 year olds what is going on?

    • @RachaelMortician
      @RachaelMortician Рік тому +96

      @anonymousfox7219 No, buy why?! I need a deep, confident voice 😩

    • @lauracruzvaldes
      @lauracruzvaldes Рік тому +98

      ​@anonymousfox7219 I met a guy who did those audios, and he was, indeed, 17 😭😭😭

    • @RachaelMortician
      @RachaelMortician Рік тому +83

      @@lauracruzvaldes Nooooo, that seems so wrong 😭

  • @Jadeeyn
    @Jadeeyn 9 місяців тому +818

    "baby gowrl where are u?" RUNNING AWAY????

    • @sabrinasinclairs
      @sabrinasinclairs 11 днів тому

      you guys are so mean..he has been through a lot really and even had sad thoughts when younger, got bullied a lot because he is mixed, why are you all so freaking rude? his audios are really different from everyone else and he is such sweet guy, you are bullying him so much it hurts...I wish you all the worst life ever!

    • @Jadeeyn
      @Jadeeyn 9 днів тому +4

      @@sabrinasinclairs clearly youre fun at parties. if you cant tell that i was joking then that is on you. sure be a devoted fan to whoever that is, but ml i posted this 9 months ago. youre incredibly late to the party, and wishing harm on someone who just made a funny comment is genuinely so horrible to do. i have no idea who the guy youre talking about is, nor do i infact give a flyyyyying f. i dont care about who he is or nothing else, it was simply just a random comment that i made please do get over yourself , and also no im not bullying i jyst made a funny comment because that audio to me WAS. cringe but sorry you got all offended???????????? like is u him? bc i doubt he saw this post but wtv but seeriously wishing the worst life on smb even though theyre a stranger and you dont know anything abt them is shitty work on your part. but nontheless merry christmas and have a happy newyear. also pls dont reply to this bc once again i couldnt respectufully give or find my flying f.

    • @IWizardooI
      @IWizardooI 4 дні тому

      ​@@sabrinasinclairsget therapy degenerated shit

  • @H.annahPaige
    @H.annahPaige Рік тому +13339

    absolutely LOSING IT at the idea of a man sitting down, hitting record, and trying to get the perfect “babygirl where are you” 😭

    • @blairw1994
      @blairw1994 Рік тому +237

      This is ending me ahahahhaha

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 Рік тому +63

      Don’t pretend like he didn’t eat tho

    • @AhoKun1
      @AhoKun1 Рік тому +553

      ​@@ankieb3980he didn't 😭😭😭

    • @medioreblatherskite
      @medioreblatherskite Рік тому +55

      There this Tiktok video of a Quinn voice actor who recorded the bts of it. Yes, it's as awkward as you think

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 Рік тому +4

      @@AhoKun1 you have no taste

  • @jenniree29
    @jenniree29 Рік тому +6951

    “Baby girl where are you?” Made me CAAAACKLE like a maniac. These are nightmare fuel.

    • @mirandag6
      @mirandag6 Рік тому +62

      5:49 time stamp

    • @hollihobbi1230
      @hollihobbi1230 Рік тому +63

      It feels like the next line should be “AND I’m so sorry! I cannot sleep. I cannot dream tonight…” 😂

    • @erica5624
      @erica5624 Рік тому +12

      I’m in tears on my break rn 😭😭

    • @abblebea3647
      @abblebea3647 Рік тому

      LMFAO@@hollihobbi1230

    • @ericanelson3477
      @ericanelson3477 Рік тому +8

      not me reading this as i heard it 😭 double cringe

  • @Trash-mouth
    @Trash-mouth Рік тому +15754

    “Can you get your husband? I’m scared of thunderstorms.” had me fkn belly laughing

    • @JukeJuicee
      @JukeJuicee Рік тому +51

      SAMEEE😭

    • @Br0wnEyedQueen
      @Br0wnEyedQueen 8 місяців тому +21

      Oh god, knowing the redacted lore makes this so much funnier I am dying!!!!

    • @vampziiiee
      @vampziiiee 6 місяців тому +7

      @@Br0wnEyedQueenTHERES LORE???

    • @Br0wnEyedQueen
      @Br0wnEyedQueen 6 місяців тому +13

      @@vampziiiee Yeah!! All Redacted's boyfriend audios are in the same 'universe', there's so much lore and wonderful character development, its a big unfolding story! The one she listened too here, his name is Lasko and he's an air-elemental and this audio is also one of the first where he's met his own 'listener'/partner within the universe, all the boy's partners have unique nicknames so its as gender-neutral as possible for everyone to enjoy :3 There's vampires, werewolves, dreamswalkers, all with their own rules of their powers and a magical government, its very fun!! :DD 💛

    • @milla6136
      @milla6136 5 місяців тому +22

      @@Br0wnEyedQueenwhat the hell😭

  • @amandasogge2214
    @amandasogge2214 Рік тому +936

    The cringe but straight up belly laughter that got me from Ghost following the storyline was just too perfect

  • @wiktoriamarianna
    @wiktoriamarianna Рік тому +6014

    "i was watching, and I'll say it, I'm woman enough to say it, *whimper* audios" she's so real for that one

    • @aquariussolaris2492
      @aquariussolaris2492 Рік тому +74

      She gets it

    • @faye8236
      @faye8236 Рік тому +60

      she was WATCHING the AUDIOS???? she’s so powerful

    • @johnisuncomfortable4279
      @johnisuncomfortable4279 Рік тому +9

      SHES SO FUNNY

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Рік тому +9

      I didn’t even know what it was till today. I was like ah I can immediately see how this could happen and be used by those inclined 😂.
      Idk how I missed the tumblr times as I’m old enough. I feel like I’m being educated through here. It’s enlightening 😅

    • @rachel6933
      @rachel6933 8 місяців тому +1

      She’s so real for that

  • @JimASMR
    @JimASMR Рік тому +7397

    Aw, thank you for being so generous and kind about my weird videos.

  • @cheeselvr9
    @cheeselvr9 Рік тому +2701

    "babygirl where are you" made me laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes gasping for air WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT

    • @salome972
      @salome972 Рік тому +39

      REALLL LIKE I AM AT A LOSS

    • @foxgirl-ir6uq
      @foxgirl-ir6uq Рік тому +124

      baybe grl whr Ryew

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Рік тому +63

      He sounds like he just left the dentist and is still numbed

    • @jaidaseiters2723
      @jaidaseiters2723 Рік тому +12

      I SCREAMED OUT LOUD IN MY ROOM THAT WAS SOOO FUNNNNYYY

    • @anaf9001
      @anaf9001 Рік тому +9

      he sounded like captain america saying "cause im in charge" in that kill the engine vid

  • @_r4tz__
    @_r4tz__ Рік тому +266

    BRO THE “baby girl where are you” AND THE “eughhh” TOOK ME OUTTTTT 😭

  • @annalookiwi
    @annalookiwi Рік тому +7067

    The minute I heard "babygirl where are you" I literally laughed so hard I almost peed bestie.

  • @deadmeme9031
    @deadmeme9031 Рік тому +3485

    They always ask "babygirl where are you" but never "babygirl HOW are you"

    • @death4stroke
      @death4stroke 9 місяців тому +52

      Not doing good by the sound of it 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Veronirhythm_18
      @Veronirhythm_18 5 місяців тому +5

      😔😔

    • @doodaroni29
      @doodaroni29 2 місяці тому +3

      LMFAOOO😭😭😭😂

  • @ZoeyIsMuhName
    @ZoeyIsMuhName Рік тому +13150

    brittany is such a safe space for the girls.
    this video highlighting pure female hedonism and being like “ew but ooohh.” lmaoo love this

    • @CrownedYeti
      @CrownedYeti Рік тому +640

      fr, it's got me grinning the whole video, feel like we're all friends getting overly excited about cringy but juicy internet stuff, its sorta nostalgic haha.

    • @samanthaherring662
      @samanthaherring662 Рік тому +51

      Hey Alexa play Hedonist by Bad Omens

    • @mackenziek830
      @mackenziek830 Рік тому +24

      @@CrownedYeti if you don’t already you should watch her podcast!! That’s basically all it is and I love it so much

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle Рік тому +196

      The FINE line between something being kinda hot and soul destroyingly cringe has got to be scientifically studied.

    • @theaccountshandle
      @theaccountshandle Рік тому +37

      @@TenderNoodleit’s a crime that this golden comment is hidden to the public eye as a mere reply

  • @riley.b22
    @riley.b22 Рік тому +485

    that gulp during the cameo portion of the video send me into full body debilitating laughter and tears i love brittany so much omfg

    • @nicoyazawa2488
      @nicoyazawa2488 16 днів тому +1

      I scream/laughed so hard at that I feel sorry for my neighbours

  • @H.annahPaige
    @H.annahPaige Рік тому +39944

    brittany is the DEFINITION of girl’s girl!!! we are all sick and twisted but she makes me feel special about it

  • @forgetmaenott
    @forgetmaenott Рік тому +14180

    The way you went from being uncomfortable with boyfriend asmr to paying a hundred dollars for a custom Ghost video is exactly why I love your channel.

    • @Amelia_104
      @Amelia_104 Рік тому +18

      Does he have instagram?

    • @monbub
      @monbub Рік тому +67

      I didn't even finish the video yet but this is so fucking funny and relatable (not the hundred dollars part 😭)

    • @LiveLaughLovecraft
      @LiveLaughLovecraft Рік тому +62

      Jimち is actually phenomenal. Although I’m surprised there is no Azeru Official. He’s phenomenal too.

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 11 місяців тому +2

      lmao

    • @Joebama87
      @Joebama87 10 місяців тому

      Fr

  • @ignisxiii6705
    @ignisxiii6705 Рік тому +11660

    [comforting boyfriend]
    Brittany: "Ew!"
    [WW2 torturer]
    Britanny: 👀
    [skull-masked soldier with self-harm warning]
    Brittany: 🥵

  • @00s.v.n.s00
    @00s.v.n.s00 11 місяців тому +618

    Note to Self: *DO NOT* attempt to drink ANYTHING without pausing a Brittanny Broski video. I repeat. DO. NOT. DO. IT.

    • @akiwikitten6016
      @akiwikitten6016 7 місяців тому +5

      Literally almost choked on my coffee

  • @willow8618
    @willow8618 Рік тому +5213

    "baby gorl where are you" is something I randomly think about every week and I can't breathe everytime from laughing so hard

    • @nikksterr0902
      @nikksterr0902 Рік тому +93

      I’ve watched his video like 10 times and I came back looking for this comment. It’s how I greet my best friend now. BABYGORL WHERE R U

    • @Kiananazz
      @Kiananazz Рік тому +62

      I say it to my friends randomly and i come back just to watch that clip every day😭😭 “ baby gorl where are youuuu “

    • @zekester3869
      @zekester3869 11 місяців тому +21

      IM SCRUMPTING

    • @willow8618
      @willow8618 11 місяців тому +16

      @@zekester3869 wth is scrumpting💀

    • @madeline_anne
      @madeline_anne 11 місяців тому +9

      I say this to my cat daily

  • @phoenixmind4176
    @phoenixmind4176 Рік тому +1073

    "The voice isn't hot I can't do it." thank you for validating my very strict grading process for boyfriend asmr

    • @browniebitedelight
      @browniebitedelight Рік тому +29

      LITERALLY 😭😭😭

    • @jazzywazzy._.
      @jazzywazzy._. Рік тому +40

      yes because the instant I heard his voice I said “NOPE”

    • @jadentheenby1753
      @jadentheenby1753 Рік тому +29

      He’s got better characters, but goddamn, I love a pathetic man 🍷

    • @pastelprincce
      @pastelprincce Рік тому

      @@jadentheenby1753 BITCH SAME!!! 😭

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Рік тому +2

      Same 😅 it’s not even a hot voice I’m like he sounds like my professor from my first year of college. NOPE.

  • @citrinethecorgi
    @citrinethecorgi Рік тому +5008

    Brittany bullying a shy asmrtists for 10 minutes straight, then simping over one of them for the next 10

    • @maeveoboyle2394
      @maeveoboyle2394 Рік тому

      this is not asmr its literal porn hahahahah

    • @nerdy_0-0
      @nerdy_0-0 Рік тому +87

      The fact I knew she was gonna like YSF 💀

    • @sapphicwillterdusque6541
      @sapphicwillterdusque6541 Рік тому +13

      This made me piss laughing while stoned I can't 😅😂

    • @buttercup0733
      @buttercup0733 Рік тому +7

      ​@Rose-lw9gq Who wouldn't like YSF 😂

    • @c4tzle
      @c4tzle Рік тому

      ​@@buttercup0733he talks to his minor fans

  • @gnome_
    @gnome_ 7 місяців тому +14

    brittany does what i think about when i'm manic like i can feel the embarrassment of her realizing what she's done

  • @Makrobar
    @Makrobar Рік тому +5058

    i haven’t stopped laughing throughout the whole video omg 😭
    “Babygirl where are you?” had me on my ass for 20 minutes 😂

    • @erica5624
      @erica5624 Рік тому +81

      I keep replaying that part 😭😭

    • @Daciabautista
      @Daciabautista Рік тому +65

      I replayed that part too many times and the tears kept flowing

    • @ln7331
      @ln7331 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @labellelace
      @labellelace Рік тому +15

      I just kept hearing blink182 wHERE ARE YOu? lol

    • @emmaw9026
      @emmaw9026 Рік тому +17

      5:50 for anyone wondering

  • @lee2791
    @lee2791 Рік тому +9085

    as much as i love submissive men, brittany making fun of the first guy gave me absolute life. sometimes “submissive” voices in these are absolutely abhorrent i get it girl

    • @giddypumpernickle9657
      @giddypumpernickle9657 Рік тому +477

      Some of the asmr men do are so BAD

    • @helioghostt
      @helioghostt Рік тому +164

      as someone who listens to his stuff i can assure you that's just a running descriptor with him, it doesn't even pertain to the video lmao 😭

    • @EternalNyappy
      @EternalNyappy Рік тому +272

      I want sub that giggles, not a sad wuss. That was teeeerrrribly cringy

    • @kdzuken1532
      @kdzuken1532 Рік тому +340

      As much as I adore Submissive men, I can’t help but to feel like they are misrepresented… like, content creators try to force this overly stuttery high pitched voice that makes the audio sound like an absolute cringe festival.

    • @giddypumpernickle9657
      @giddypumpernickle9657 Рік тому +137

      @@kdzuken1532 I feel like you can say the exact thing about submissive woman doing audios
      Like omg I’ve listened to some and omg their voices are so unrealistically high

  • @amandawestman4914
    @amandawestman4914 Рік тому +9691

    I like to think that he is genuinely concerned for Brittany because she tried to order it as someone else but he saw the payment come through and it was from a card with your name on it and was like “Shit this lady really needs this.”💀💀🤣🤣🤣

    • @samantha-kv4rw
      @samantha-kv4rw Рік тому +581

      LMFAOOOO

    • @elise-mei
      @elise-mei Рік тому +734

      cackled so hard at this thank you for this image

    • @apolloniakageaki1711
      @apolloniakageaki1711 Рік тому +341

      Omfg I didn't think of that ahahaha 😂😂

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 Рік тому +378

      Yeah it's so sweet he saw it as a cry for help, made me love him & his character more 😭😭❤.

    • @SerafiniAGaunt
      @SerafiniAGaunt Рік тому +26

      LMFAO ;w;

  • @paulinarodriguezdaza
    @paulinarodriguezdaza 8 місяців тому +109

    “Baby girl where are you” has gone into my personal and regular vernacular

    • @sabrinasinclairs
      @sabrinasinclairs 11 днів тому

      no butyou guys are so mean..he has been through a lot really and even had sad thoughts when younger, got bullied a lot because he is mixed, why are you all so freaking rude? his audios are really different from everyone else and he is such sweet guy, you are bullying him so much it hurts..he deserves the best. I will forever hate this blonde big eyed looking thing for making fun of him and I will never forgive you all for bullying him!

  • @audaciousrey
    @audaciousrey Рік тому +22757

    as a lesbian, i had to fight for my life throughout this entire video but anything for brittany 🙏

    • @iva8111
      @iva8111 Рік тому +925

      I'm cringing but I'm still here ✊

    • @caspers4022
      @caspers4022 Рік тому +433

      no cause literally

    • @isabelchavez5412
      @isabelchavez5412 Рік тому +791

      Lesbians for Brittany ✊🏼

    • @bigstronkgorl2138
      @bigstronkgorl2138 Рік тому +421

      Same but I was laughing so hard 💀. She sent me spiraling down f4f asmr bro 😭

    • @princessfairysparkle
      @princessfairysparkle Рік тому +334

      As a straight person, same. It was just as excruciating for us 😩

  • @kabutomoaki
    @kabutomoaki Рік тому +2623

    when he said "between me and you, i got approved off christmas time" I CHOKED FOR A SOLID TWO MINUTES BRITTANY

    • @veronicalakatos6707
      @veronicalakatos6707 Рік тому +4

      SAMEEE

    • @rabiaaylmazdr7533
      @rabiaaylmazdr7533 Рік тому +8

      why

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 Рік тому +120

      IMCHFJFJFJ THAT WAS INSANE THE facT HE DIDNT MAKE IT A POV BUT STILL ADDED THAT

    • @ainslita
      @ainslita Рік тому +11

      Nearly had an asthma attack lmao

    • @kyyuun
      @kyyuun Рік тому +53

      The christmass TIME got me so good I'm hollering

  • @alienisabel767
    @alienisabel767 Рік тому +6091

    I fucking LIVE for the ending of this please make this a series

  • @banana_2-t5q
    @banana_2-t5q Рік тому +247

    Her laugh is SOO fkn contaigious I can't stop laughing lol 🤣 I'm struggling to hold back tears 😭LMAOOO
    Love you for putting smiles on people's faces

    • @2Lit_4
      @2Lit_4 Рік тому +1

      Fr i can’t help but laugh 😭

    • @tokaroyr
      @tokaroyr Рік тому +1

      i have tears streaming down my face. i didn't even know i could wheeze so hard LMAOO 😭

  • @PoodleDoodleDo
    @PoodleDoodleDo Рік тому +2279

    Honestly, the fact that he gave you THREE WHOLE MINUTES is craaazyy good on him for giving you your money's worth tbh, he's not skimping 💀

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +24

      The ''I just got approved to come home for Christmas time'' took me OUT 😭

  • @graceclover8697
    @graceclover8697 Рік тому +4443

    i love her excitement when she found a werewolf boyfriend audio and then her disappointment when it was the same guy as before😂

    • @miisoma
      @miisoma Рік тому +19

      WEREWOLF 😭 WHY

  • @SOFTWARMBEEST
    @SOFTWARMBEEST Рік тому +1777

    Britney's eyes getting redder and glossier throughout the video💀

    • @sapphicwillterdusque6541
      @sapphicwillterdusque6541 Рік тому +24

      Me when I leaf around

    • @nzarzecki
      @nzarzecki Рік тому +51

      How else are you supposed to cope when someone says "baby girl where ARE you?!" 😭

    • @sierra_333
      @sierra_333 Рік тому +6

      does she partake ?

  • @alaskawashington
    @alaskawashington 11 місяців тому +137

    that "babygirl where are you" really came out of f*ing nowhere lmao. could not stop laughing for like 2 full minutes

    • @sabrinasinclairs
      @sabrinasinclairs 11 днів тому

      you guys are so mean..he has been through a lot really and even had sad thoughts when younger, got bullied a lot because he is mixed, why are you all so freaking rude? his audios are really different from everyone else and he is such sweet guy, you are bullying him so much it hurts...I wish you all the worst life ever! you're really a bad person!

  • @42Psyche
    @42Psyche Рік тому +10650

    Brittany being annoyed with boyfriend asmr but then loving Jim Chi’s War ASMR is such a mood lmaooooo

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 Рік тому +200

      lol ikr his has soo much effort and the accents are amazing

    • @seeexy
      @seeexy Рік тому +2

      omg i need that 😅🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @incensive5020
      @incensive5020 Рік тому +123

      jim's content is so good, like the knight series ?? AHH

    • @calxx7559
      @calxx7559 Рік тому +61

      didnt he cheat on his wife and lead on a bunch of his fans? idk i saw multiple posts about him and CrinkleLuvin

    • @m00nsickn3ssx6
      @m00nsickn3ssx6 Рік тому +16

      I FUCKING LOVE HIS ASMR😭 THE COD ONES?? OMG-

  • @Sophiiee2569
    @Sophiiee2569 Рік тому +1669

    The way Brittany screams in shock at HER OWN WORDS she asked ghost cameo man to say is the equivalent to reading your drunk texts a week later. Sign me up

  • @isobelf1837
    @isobelf1837 Рік тому +4997

    Brittany: I might be into this
    Brittany 5 seconds later: I'm going to walk into the sea actually

  • @izzylikesducks
    @izzylikesducks 8 місяців тому +50

    "Babygirl where are you?"
    I STARTED CRYING.

    • @sabrinasinclairs
      @sabrinasinclairs 11 днів тому

      you guys are so mean..he has been through a lot really and even had sad thoughts when younger, got bullied a lot because he is mixed, why are you all so freaking rude? his audios are really different from everyone else and he is such sweet guy, you are bullying him so much it hurts...I wish you all the worst life ever! you really are a bad person, full shame on you!!!

    • @izzylikesducks
      @izzylikesducks 10 днів тому

      @sabrinasinclairs do you realise these boyfriend audios are a joke 💀 and in what way are we mean?? We just find some things funny. Idiot..

  • @Stravvberries
    @Stravvberries Рік тому +5284

    PLEASE do this again with Cody the cringing would have me throw up from laughing so hard

  • @misia4678
    @misia4678 Рік тому +1522

    Enjoying Boyfriend ASMR is like finding a therapist, you have to feel that connection. Otherwise, you feel anxious and want to leave

    • @kreepykulture
      @kreepykulture Рік тому +157

      This is so real 💀💀💀 once you find the right voice it’s over

    • @yslroses
      @yslroses Рік тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @delaneyyyy3505
      @delaneyyyy3505 Рік тому +7

      @@kreepykulture cough cough ysf

    • @SallyOaktree
      @SallyOaktree Рік тому +29

      I've been listening for a few years now and I still cringe my soul to death at kissing stuff. Can't help but picturing them sucking on an open orange at a mic 💀

    • @awhatsname
      @awhatsname Рік тому +8

      Perf analogy. And a therapist that doesn't mesh well with someone else may be a great fit for you. Like how Redacted Audio is my go-to, and Britney wasn't feeling it 😂

  • @Double.D.Tootss
    @Double.D.Tootss Рік тому +2606

    Brittany finding CoD ASMR is like finding wattpad for the first time

    • @whore4soap
      @whore4soap Рік тому +46

      i’m violently in the cod fandom and this scared me SO bad

    • @id3389
      @id3389 Рік тому +56

      I was just telling my bf that finding out about CoD ASMR reminds me of being 16 and unhealthily obsessing over anime boys 💀

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 Рік тому

      lmao your username, yeah no kidding huh@@whore4soap

    • @imafailedabortion1430
      @imafailedabortion1430 3 місяці тому

      @@whore4soapyeah trust me I can tell by ur user 😭😭

  • @danielatrenado
    @danielatrenado 5 місяців тому +35

    "Oh I'm into this" HELLPPP YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT

  • @Theinvisiblehippie
    @Theinvisiblehippie Рік тому +2431

    The way Brittany laughs at her own humor is so fucking real and hilarious. She gets me together EVERY DAMN TIME

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps Рік тому +11

      i was CRYING 😭

  • @CatieAndHerCats
    @CatieAndHerCats Рік тому +919

    The fact that Brittany gets to write off a Ghost cameo on her taxes is iconic

  • @dreamrot333
    @dreamrot333 Рік тому +521

    Him knowing it was a cry for help was killing meeeeee

  • @bundocke
    @bundocke Рік тому +166

    16:03 WHY WAS GHOST CAPITALIZED BUT JEFF WASN'T LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @michelle5254
    @michelle5254 Рік тому +4939

    I love that you paid for a cameo and he really delivered 😂😂😂

    • @TM-np5lq
      @TM-np5lq Рік тому +214

      So kind, charming, thoughtful - a great actor who's not just phoning it in for someone who it may deeply affect- Clearly it affected Britney On an unexpected level, and she was just joking. What a ridiculously absurd way to have my Faith in humanity restored.

    • @ceebeegeebee
      @ceebeegeebee Рік тому +23

      It was so good! I’m glad I went on this journey.

  • @GillKaulitz
    @GillKaulitz Рік тому +915

    "baby gorl where are you" is so "bella where have you been loca" coded

    • @pau4757
      @pau4757 8 місяців тому +17

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LMFAOO

    • @sabrinasinclairs
      @sabrinasinclairs 11 днів тому

      you guys are so mean..he has been through a lot really and even had sad thoughts when younger, got bullied a lot because he is mixed, why are you all so freaking rude? his audios are really different from everyone else and he is such sweet guy, you are bullying him so much it hurts...I wish you all the worst life ever!

  • @hinde64
    @hinde64 Рік тому +3042

    the "don't be scared your husband is coming" parts had me in tears

  • @mayal6441
    @mayal6441 Рік тому +43

    I LOVE JIMち THO his videos are so high quality and i may or may not have been listening to that one cold war interrogation asmr to fall asleep last night

  • @maddiesimmons2817
    @maddiesimmons2817 Рік тому +5353

    this is my new comfort video. when he says "baby girl where are you" it's fucking over. I'm crying from laughing so hard. I could listen to that shit on a loop. love u brittany fr.

  • @call4mishap
    @call4mishap Рік тому +1127

    the audio: “i’m here🥺”
    brittany: “ARE YOU?”
    me fighting my demons at 3am

  • @KotaKush
    @KotaKush Рік тому +6904

    Ive been severely depressed, this is the first time I’ve genuinely laughed and I always feel like I’m hanging out with you, a bitch needed that thank you

    • @miriam_miri_mimi
      @miriam_miri_mimi Рік тому +120

      sending you a virtual hug :>

    • @frog_humidifier585
      @frog_humidifier585 Рік тому +79

      Me too actually. I was so fuckin sad earlier but Brittany always makes me feel better

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 Рік тому +39

      hope you're doing okay babes

    • @starfyre6953
      @starfyre6953 Рік тому +58

      Ghost said he loves you and misses you and he’ll be home for Christmas!!! Stay strong!!!!!!

    • @clooverhoover
      @clooverhoover Рік тому +13

      geniunely was starting to spiral when i went on yt to distract myself and found this.

  • @nsgamingallen1308
    @nsgamingallen1308 Рік тому +145

    5:30 GOT ME WHEEZING FTRJIBH ICANT "BBYGRL WHERE ARE YOU" HAHAH

    • @sabrinasinclairs
      @sabrinasinclairs 11 днів тому

      you guys are so mean..he has been through a lot really and even had sad thoughts when younger, got bullied a lot because he is mixed, why are you all so freaking rude? his audios are really different from everyone else and he is such sweet guy, you are bullying him so much it hurts...I wish you all the worst life ever!

  • @RachelBrindleyX
    @RachelBrindleyX Рік тому +2128

    The way Brittany reacts to him saying that he got approved for come home for Christmas after she ASKED him to say it and forgot was absolutely hilarious omg

  • @katiesaunderss
    @katiesaunderss Рік тому +807

    The absolute gall to include footage of herself ordering Ghost ASMR for “a friend named Brittany” …you could not torture this information out of me. An absolute national treasure.

  • @noahneveryours
    @noahneveryours Рік тому +878

    Stanley is going THROUGH IT for this video i just imagine him every few seconds screaming at the screen due to this outrageous behaviour from Brttany

  • @babayaga102
    @babayaga102 8 місяців тому +10

    God Jim is such a goat in ASMR I love him. He's so good at making videos that are both kinda terrifying but also relaxing.

  • @ninile24
    @ninile24 Рік тому +2607

    I love that they use the term 'ASMR' then do argument roleplays which implies that someone out there is relaxing to conflict 😂

    • @Zoe-rf3ly
      @Zoe-rf3ly Рік тому +86

      it's my safe place

    • @visi7891
      @visi7891 Рік тому +29

      😂 I think it's cuz of family trauma; when the blame has shifted away from me and onto someone else is, I know I'm safe

    • @spicypumpkin_
      @spicypumpkin_ 11 місяців тому +12

      "I don't want peace, I want problems always" ✨💅

    • @kotaleartist
      @kotaleartist 9 місяців тому +2

      its so entertaining. i love it when the listener almost dies after an argument and theres a good five minutes of groveling

    • @fiercehunty
      @fiercehunty 9 місяців тому

      That's what I was thinking...

  • @lemon1893
    @lemon1893 Рік тому +3189

    Brittany didn't "explore" boyfriend asmr, she infiltrated it.

  • @ashlynveitz3272
    @ashlynveitz3272 Рік тому +1784

    It’s never been harder to be a lesbian and a proud soldier of the broski nation then in this moment.

  • @_g1itchyy.b0i_29
    @_g1itchyy.b0i_29 8 місяців тому +18

    i’m crying at the thought of jeff watching you order the cameo ☠️

  • @mrscalij9738
    @mrscalij9738 Рік тому +5137

    My husband and I laughed so hard at this! Then he blew my mind, does Brittany realize that she got the cameo from the real ghost?! My husband was like, yeah Jeff Leach is actually the REAL ghost! 😂

    • @danibanany
      @danibanany Рік тому +700

      BRO NOW IM LAUGBING EVEN HARDER HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @Voldemortsssister
      @Voldemortsssister Рік тому +127

      ​@@himenyx153WHAT!! what did he say? 😮

    • @lunaryclipse
      @lunaryclipse Рік тому +257

      NOW WAIT A MINUTE SKDHSKDHDJD

    • @givebackmybreadsticks
      @givebackmybreadsticks Рік тому +261

      not the 2022 ghost tho, which is the one she thirsts over but still

    • @Sticker_Sheetz
      @Sticker_Sheetz Рік тому +58

      wait im not a cod fan is there different voice actors for each game?@@givebackmybreadsticks

  • @Orbitro.n
    @Orbitro.n Рік тому +3826

    That cameo made me laugh the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my entire life love you so much Brittany

    • @nz3644
      @nz3644 Рік тому +14

      Died lmao 😂

    • @afraidenm7346
      @afraidenm7346 Рік тому +31

      I’m literally sitting with the video paused breathing deeply for the same reason

  • @jakeverbeek
    @jakeverbeek Рік тому +543

    brittany going from "y'all sent me this and thought 'brittany would love this'?" to "i'm so into this i will revisit when i'm alone" within about 10 minutes is very on-brand

  • @shahadblahbahsha6180
    @shahadblahbahsha6180 Рік тому +52

    man ur laugh is so contagious i couldn't stop smiling the whole time

  • @LegallyBoopy
    @LegallyBoopy Рік тому +1229

    The soft "I missed my line" had me WHEEZING and scream laughing in bed my partner came in the room like "what happened" and I had to be like "you wouldn't understand"

  • @Napier_13
    @Napier_13 Рік тому +705

    Brittany:”I CAN’T DO THIS!” Also Brittany:”Guys, should we buy some merch”
    I love how she switches so fast!!!!

  • @mishelkamal8214
    @mishelkamal8214 Рік тому +2862

    Brittany cackling like a barbie villian at these audios was the highlight of my week

  • @roo_boi900
    @roo_boi900 4 місяці тому +33

    "Baby girl where are you 😩" IS my roman empire.

    • @sabrinasinclairs
      @sabrinasinclairs 11 днів тому

      you guys are so mean..he has been through a lot really and even had sad thoughts when younger, got bullied a lot because he is mixed, why are you all so freaking rude? his audios are really different from everyone else and he is such sweet guy, you are bullying him so much it hurts...

  • @michelledelkel
    @michelledelkel Рік тому +2665

    You had me dying laughing on this emotional roller coaster. So many FEELINGS
    Edit: that "baby girl where are you" ended me

  • @courtneymccorkle9142
    @courtneymccorkle9142 Рік тому +873

    This is such a 3am activity and it’s just broad daylight outside, so brave of you queen broski

  • @morgancognata6919
    @morgancognata6919 Рік тому +1870

    The array of emotions she’s going through is this is exactly what I go through when I read spicy books.

    • @meganfordyce5390
      @meganfordyce5390 Рік тому +29

      YESSS, I'm like "ew wtf" and then next page I'm like 👀

  • @amy-rz5lf
    @amy-rz5lf 8 місяців тому +14

    “baby girl where are you” giving “where my hug at” ahh vibes 💀💀💀💀

  • @sophiadiaz6
    @sophiadiaz6 Рік тому +2471

    Brittany, respectfully, there is no one else I would rather go on this journey with. You are the realest

    • @Kirsten4260
      @Kirsten4260 Рік тому +2

      She’s the best friend we all want

  • @cassidycunningham8438
    @cassidycunningham8438 Рік тому +891

    BRITTANYYYY YOU LITERALLY LOOK SO GORGEOUS. why is no one talking about this????? The hair??? The makeup???? The tan???? Hello??? She looks so amazing

    • @vs2956
      @vs2956 Рік тому +36

      Honestly - she's got that soft glam Pam Anderson look ON LOCK.

    • @Pleikkaripaska
      @Pleikkaripaska Рік тому +16

      AND HER EYES ARE GLOWING WHATEVER SLAYY

  • @dancincoolkid
    @dancincoolkid Рік тому +2424

    "It's not butterflies...it's MOTHS" GIRL WHY DID I IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEANT LMAOOOO

    • @kaylinalvarez7462
      @kaylinalvarez7462 10 місяців тому +11

      What does it mean

    • @sanraii
      @sanraii 9 місяців тому +21

      @@kaylinalvarez7462she didnt find it attractive

    • @krosina95
      @krosina95 8 місяців тому +6

      I was gonna say mf pterodactyls 😂

    • @kazakukog
      @kazakukog 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@sanraii oh i thought it's a more complex joke lol

    • @dancincoolkid
      @dancincoolkid 6 місяців тому +4

      I'm rewatching lol for those wondering, she meant that butterflies are wholesome and sweet while moths are decidedly....not lol

  • @jonizzle8377
    @jonizzle8377 10 місяців тому +31

    Okay I’m currently paused at 12:14, crying at the floor.
    No but serious, where did we take the wrong turn that THIS has a place on the internet and 2 MILLION PEOPLE WATCH THAT

  • @amandapalme9060
    @amandapalme9060 Рік тому +1741

    Watching her have the same cringe and absolute horror at the same times as me was truly validating and helped the secondhand embarrassment by about 0.001% (still a rating of “I wanted to die”)

  • @SleuthySocks
    @SleuthySocks Рік тому +1877

    You gotta respect the effort put into that cameo! The writing, delivery...He understood the assignment

  • @koitoy2469
    @koitoy2469 Рік тому +1416

    I couldn't even finish the video. The first guy's power bottom energy was so strong that I didn't know what to do so I just ran.

    • @rainydays2904
      @rainydays2904 Рік тому +145

      BOTTOM ENERGY SHFJSHFJS

    • @yelisha
      @yelisha Рік тому +1

      YES its because he is sfjaskgfhjfjsa

    • @CoffeeLovr4life
      @CoffeeLovr4life Рік тому +46

      LMFAOOO THIS TOOK ME OUT

    • @kiivies
      @kiivies Рік тому +2

      lasko’s not even a power bottom he’s just a bottom

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun Рік тому +4

      HAHSHA

  • @desireecowling167
    @desireecowling167 10 місяців тому +25

    18:17 awwww he is so kind

  • @whenthemooneyhitsthesky
    @whenthemooneyhitsthesky Рік тому +2058

    as a lesbian i’m still seated to support my supreme leader 🫡

    • @destructionaesthetics
      @destructionaesthetics Рік тому +8

      Hahahahahahhaa

    • @wynn6240
      @wynn6240 Рік тому +33

      same here, we support 🫡

    • @urizen62
      @urizen62 Рік тому +156

      It's so hard sometimes to be a lesbian member of Broski Nation, I'm learning about types of mediocre men I could have never imagined

    • @brusselsproutenjoyer
      @brusselsproutenjoyer Рік тому +71

      We may not understand nor relate, but we're still girl's girls

    • @morbidg0re
      @morbidg0re Рік тому +3

      period LMAO

  • @blacklberrydiaries
    @blacklberrydiaries Рік тому +1368

    "Babygirl where are you" WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS INSTANTLY IN TEARS FROM LAUGHING

  • @t-10-40
    @t-10-40 Рік тому +514

    i really do appreciate the commitment to her being this raw and unhinged on the internet so that all of us who are also unhinged may feel a sense of community LMAO

  • @cassandraheale2136
    @cassandraheale2136 8 місяців тому +15

    brittany actually barking at 3:37 because her brain really thought she was in danger 😭😭

  • @snarkishark
    @snarkishark Рік тому +181

    "Baby girl where are you" really made me clench every muscle and I still haven't recovered from the kiss noises

  • @Srae06
    @Srae06 Рік тому +3156

    Can we talk about how good her makeup looks in this. Like god DAMN.

  • @veekayyy_
    @veekayyy_ Рік тому +1244

    “I missed my line” sent me into the stratosphere 😂😂😂

  • @bunbunbops
    @bunbunbops 11 місяців тому +62

    the rewatchability on this is crazy

  • @spigney4623
    @spigney4623 Рік тому +260

    THE FACT that he didnt understand he was supposed to pretend to be Brittany's husband coming home from war is so funny. He said the christmas leave bit as like a funny little factoid 😭😭

  • @sammerlammer3808
    @sammerlammer3808 Рік тому +708

    Say what you will about the topic itself, she EMBODIES her own quote: "To exist is to be humiliated. . . Free me from cringe so that I may BE." (Broski Report, Episode #5) I think she knows how badly we all want to bare our nasty, grimy little souls without fear.

    • @MissFelice
      @MissFelice Рік тому +19

      Truly, it helps so much to know our little gremlin selves aren’t alone. Her sacrifice of vulnerability has freed us all!

    • @squidward9
      @squidward9 Рік тому +5

      very true! honestly brittany has helped me embrace what i find "cringe" abt myself, and to be more open without being as nervous. seeing how others see themselves in her and loving how vulnerable she is has helped me care less abt being judged or criticized. brittany is an inspiration!!

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Рік тому

      Damn that’s the realest.

  • @rise9666
    @rise9666 Рік тому +769

    IT'S 3 AM AND I SHAT MY PANTS LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID "I'M COMING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"

    • @peaxked
      @peaxked Рік тому +12

      I KNOW SAME😭

    • @fernandawolfiie
      @fernandawolfiie Рік тому +17

      And her at the end saying " and he's coming home for christmas" LMFAO

    • @monbub
      @monbub 11 місяців тому +1

      I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY IT LMAOO

  • @zooeybailey07
    @zooeybailey07 3 місяці тому +7

    “baby girl where are you??🙄” has me crying