the second story: What woman would agree to a first date where the venue was a field at night miles from anywhere? What woman would *suggest* such a venue as a first date? Huge RED FLAG either way.
Yup. Any girl with online dating experience knows to go somewhere with lots of people, don't ride in the person's car to a second location, and give several people the name of your date and meeting location AND arrange for someone to text you during the date just to check you're okay. It's cause we're all murderinos and have true crime obsessions, so we KNOW all the shit that can happen. Online dating isn't necessarily any more dangerous than regular dating for women, since the majority of women who are murdered are murdered by people they know. It doesn't matter WHERE you know them from.
treavor riely I think yes he shouldn’t laugh at that.. if it happened yesterday. That story happened many years ago so i think it’s kinda ok to laugh at how weird it is
@@BrettASmith-df4mw hindsight from the other side of the world coming in to play here. but importance of remaining calm and collective, she sits behind couch with perfect aim at front door, 2nd person standing of center to the side, leans in and unlocks door, they open walk in, she opens fire and empties the damn magazine into them. but hey that might make me a psychopath, but at least there is no chance at all they could ever try that again(next time it may work and that is a poor person, a mother, a daughter, a family destroyed)
@@rianmacdonald9454 only problem with that there was 3 guys right? if 2 of them get shot the other 1 will come for them possibly killing both if not than ton of court fees possible JAIL TIME and a big clean up of the house that will cost you so i would wait threat them with the gun and if they break in or try something ill shoot but i would NEVER let a stranger in my house because they might be faster its not worth my life to let them in
I thought that too. But at the same time back during the clown fiasco, I thought I saw one on a back road one night while towing a jetsl ski behind my truck and I nearly lost the jet ski turning so fast and speeding down the road, confident I saw it running after me. I never really found out if it was real or in my head, but during the time I wasn't stopping to find out.
super girl I’m pretty sure you’re a crackhead I’ve commented 3 different things on this vid and on each comment you said I’m not a crackhead so.. you are
DJ Diamond While I generally agree with that advice, it doesn’t sound like that was even an option in the story that was highlighted in this video. The vehicle/camper was parked in a way that it was intentionally blocking the road, preventing any traffic from going through (preventing OP from leaving the neighborhood), trying to force drivers to get out of their vehicle to investigate thinking that’s their only option.
The slump over the wheel isn't always a bad issue...blocking the road was the clue. The last time it happened to me was my elderly neighbor who had a heart attack, and I was out for a walk in the evening and saw him. I called the police for a check in him as they were only a couple blocks away... he was startled and didn't remember being unconcious... But said he was fine. He actually died a couple weeks later from a massive heart attack... and this was a pre-cursor issue of it.
@@BhappyD even more than that. It was in a dead zone for cell phone coverage. So they probably knew if they had someone out of the car or even if they ran back to the car, they couldn't call for help bc they wouldnt get a signal.
To be perfectly honest with you rSlash, I hear these types of stories done to death on other channels that do creepy pasters and horror stories from Reddit and all that. However, I find that I seem to prefer when you do them because you are not trying to add some scary atmosphere to it like putting on a voice and putting background music on, and then you comment about ti after and I like it. Keep it up :D
I like it too especially since it humanizes it more if that makes any sense. It seems like there’s an actual real person behind the voice telling these stories being creeped out too. Though that’s not to say I don’t enjoy a good Mr. Nightmare or MrCreepyPasta every now and again.
The last couple of stories freaked me out because I'm watching this at 11 pm and and the light outside of my room is turning on and off (it's a motion sensing light)
First situation reminds me of something mom should’ve taken my word for and told my stepdad. Knowing damn well he was ballsy enough to investigate, would’ve saved our entire street from feeling utterly violated. So, senior year was a tough one. On top of all the obvious stress senior year brings, my grandma was sent home on hospice to live out her last days. Since mom was the only one of her kids who had enough space, added with the fact I was an only child and grown (son has 2 kids, other daughter has 3), it was an added bonus she could at least be in a place where it was quiet so she could relax. That meant mom and I would alternate nights to stay with her, and get her what she needed. Which meant no sleep, which I didn’t mind at all, considering I was used to it, due to the workload from school, so all that really changed my nights was going from doing my homework in my room, to our spare bedroom where she stayed.Lastly, I was sick ALL THE TIME. my immune system has always been shit, but I guess the overall stress increased that issue, so I lost count of hospital visits for severe issues after 15 times. From the time school let out to around 7pm everyday, the entire family would come over to hang out, all the little ones knowing by now it was a mandatory whisper zone, until they reached my room. She was still very aware of everything (she was sent during the second school week, passed three days before graduation) and would constantly get onto the adults for not letting her precious little grand babies play. That if she heard them get onto the kids one more time she would, and I quote, “STRANGLE Y’ALL WITH MY OXYGEN TUBE,” which will forever be the funniest damn thing out of that woman’s mouth. Thursday night, of the week before spring break, her eldest decided to stay the night so mom and I could have a break, and I especially could get some sleep. After finally being cleared to go back to school from double pneumonia (profusely begging my teachers to send my work so I wouldn’t have to play catch-up and them finally giving in, as they knew my situation), I’d only have a half-day going back, as our annual choir trip left school at 12 on the Friday before break, and came back home the night before Monday of break. I was especially excited for that. Most of that night was spent packing my bag, as I’d only just gotten out of the hospital the day before, so I got my shower, and was finally in bed by 12:30, a first for me. I start to dose of until I hear a “click” from my doorknob. It was an old house, and my doorknob had to be twisted a certain way to properly open, those unknowing to that always thought it was locked. Assuming it was my aunt, I said, “Just twist the other way, it’s unlocked,” then heard a muffled male voice say, “oh shit” Sincerely hoping it was my imagination, and not what I knew for a FACT it was deep down, I sat up, and the shadow of feet I desperately hoped for weren’t there. And the fear set in because, well the only other door apart from my closet was one which led to the backyard. See, just two years before, the house was robbed, as we lived in a fairly secluded area. Three other people on our street, but that was it. What door did the first guys use to get in? My door. And it wasn’t by picking locks, they kicked it in. Which wasn’t an easy fix as it had a new deadbolt installed when we moved in, so their kicks ripped up the frame AND part of my wall. Even two years after the fact it still scared me to even be near the door, so I leapt out of bed and bolted to my mom and stepdad’s room. Being he was a heavy sleeper, he heard none of our conversation but was highly pissed the next morning mom didn’t wake him up. Every time I said, “mom I know what I heard” she just met it with, “you’re just sleep deprived. Go back to bed.” So I did, and don’t remember how exactly I fell asleep, but my mom woke me up with, there’s a sheriff outside who needs to speak with you, no questions until you’re out there. We’re trying to do this without alarming your grandma.” So, I spent the next few minutes explaining what I heard, all while my stepdad gave mom a death glare and mom gave me an apologetic look. I later learned, there were tracks leading to that very door, and every single car that had unlocked doors was broken into and raided. Tires were then slashed. Luckily the only thing they got from us was a bb-gun my stepdad was in the midst of repairing for his little nephew, and all the napkins from his glove compartment? One of the officers ended up taking me to school that day with a late pass. Mom and my stepdad called off work, and an e-mail was sent to all my teachers that I was allowed to go out in the hall and answer my phone at any time that day if it rang, no questions asked. By the time we were set to leave, I called one last time to check in and all was good. Came back to news that those stupid fucks used one of the stolen credit cards, that’d already been canceled by that point (duh), at our local gas station to attempt purchasing a $2 drink and were caught after they proceeded to threaten the cashier when the card didn’t work... with the fucking BB gun that didn’t even work from my stepdad’s car. So after pulling the silent alarm whilst being in one of probably the most traumatizing moments of her life, she triggered the silent alarm with her knee. Upon realizing the gun didn’t work they were about to run. And run they did, about six steps until police opened the doors. So, extremely scary, but they got caught.
@@WilliamBrowning That’s a lot of workaround to say you’re illiterate. It’s not my problem you can’t read. Imagine pissing your pants over a comment that: A) you didn’t HAVE to read OR acknowledge B) was written 4 fucking years ago.
Holy shit, that methhead story at the end is really scary! I never considered that kind of trick and I know I'd totally fall for it. Thank god, OP was both more aware than I would have been- in fact, thanks OP and Slash combined for making this aware to me.
I had something similar happen as the young cop. I had come out of work, wearing my cowboy hat and duster, and headed into the parking garage when an attractive young woman stopped me and asked me to give her a ride up the street. I'm a very nice guy and said sure. She climbed into my pickup truck and gave me directions down the street. I realized we were headed into the very bad part of town so I reached down under my duster and adjusted my equipment belt for better access. It was at this point that she noticed my badge and belt. She directed me behind a building and, of course, there were a group of men waiting there. She quickly shook her head at one of the men, jumped out of my truck and ran to them. I left.
You didn’t try to do something about it, so nobody else would fall victim the same way? I’m sure you did M, since you’re a cop. I’m just asking how it ended.
D: these let not meet stories about people being in the ceiling and stuff has me looking about my room and you've just reminded me that there was a spider in my room before on my ceiling but now I cant find it.
lucky for them it wasn't a gun owner, as me personally if i had a gun i would of emptied the damn magazine into her(or in UK where i live, the daggers pretty much 1 ft long, would be stabby stabby at you)
I love country living, but the crime is a downside. It is rare, but with so few people traveling the back roads, criminals target those homes. It is a major reason that there are so many gun owners, who keep them loaded.
i live in England and it would be sooo weird to keep a gun in your house here. there are still creeps about though. yesterday this guy was talking to my mum, not trying to social distance and i got a weird vibe from him. then when he finally moved so i could get in my mums car, he told me to SMILE. like NO i am NOT smiling at a creepy guy who started talking to my mum. i’m a MINOR. we drove off after that and we talked about how bad it is that we have to worry about how to defend ourselves even though there’s a small chance their a kidnapper or something.
..Is someone watching me? It's the middle of the day, and yet, I have the feeling of someone in my attic... maybe an unknown trespasser is wandering outside my house. Pfft, of course not After all, it's just a feeling, right?
Best choice I have ever made. Can't carry everywhere, but it is worth it. Also, take a class in situational awareness training, like how to read body language, etc.
Corn Pop , sort of, yes. But of course, if everyone just did it anyway, they’d have their rights back by default, because there’d be nothing the tyrants could do about it (if they even knew about it).
My mom told me a similar story to the creepy one at the end. When she was 22 (a few years before I was born), she got pulled over by someone she thought was a cop. This was at night, so I guess he had flashing lights. He told her to follow him to the police station but he then took her into a really sketchy neighborhood. My mom, sensing that something was fishy, turned around and sped off only to get pulled over by actual, legitimate cops. Once she told them the story, they went looking for the guy and they actually found him. My mom had to testify against him in court, and apparently he'd done this before. Scary...
the first story reminds me of something that happened when I was a highschooler. me and this girl were volunteering at an art museum, and on our break, we went exploring. we came to this long, empty corridor with locked doors on either side and a dead end. suddenly, there was a man behind us. we didnt want to seem weird or suspicious, so we kept walking, and pretended not to see him. he walked with us, and soon, the distance between us and him was closing. just as he's nearly behind us, he says, "i'm not following you or anything." turns out he really wasnt, he ended up going into one of the doors and left us alone. he still made it really awkward by saying that though, and i will always remember that moment.
I'm just really glad that killer outside the window story didn't go the direction I thought. when OP said that they only had the dog for a lil while I was worried that the mom was gonna explain that someone had killed it in their backyard. few😥 that was a relief
@James Nope. Wasn't domestic abuse. My brother left the house unlocked while I was home and asleep. Three guys entered the home, found me inside, and raped me. One of the guys tried to smother me to death with a pillow because I was screaming. I couldn't breathe so I went limp and pretended to be dead. By then my brother returned from shopping and they fled. If my brother hadn't returned when he did they probably would have tried to dispose of my body.
EZG WORLD999 this actually happened at my apartment complex once. Neighbor came home drunk and thought our apartment was his. There are 2 stairwells and I am on side and he is on the other. Single girl living by herself was woken up by a drunk neighbor trying to break into my house while banging on the door and screaming. I didn’t open the door and explained that he lived down the hall. After another 10 minutes of banging and listening to him call me all sorts of names for “breaking into his house”, I told him if he didn’t go away I was going to call the cops. He stopped and went back down MY stairs instead of walking down the hall. I saw him a week or 2 later going to work so I guess he figured it out. He never said anything to me about it.
This post made my day. But I'm pretty sure Boris would rather be at home eating his grandma's cooking than mugging people. Unless he's decided to start showing people how to cook by trying to get into their houses late at night. ..... Okay, actually, that sounds like something he might do. >_< Like... he's standing there on the porch with his axe and going "No, really, I just want to show you how to make food at end of month".
I remember when I lived on my own, I'm a female and at the time I was 19 and at 2 in the morning there was suddenly pounding on the door. I cautiously went and peeked through the blinds of my kitchen window which was pointed at the walkway to my front door. luckily it wasn't anything like these stories, it was just my big sister and her (at the time) fiancé (now husband), they had just left one of the bars that were about a 10 minute walk from my apartment and they had to pee, they lived on the other side of town and couldn't hold it till they got home (luckily they were walking instead of driving drunk). I let them use my bathroom and told them to call me when they got home so I would know they got back ok, they apparently forgot. so I called later after I woke up, they didn't even remember going to my place, getting home or even leaving the bar, they were that drunk, but at least they got home ok.
This video could really have used a brief moment of silence after that story about the murderer casing the guy's house. My mind was still wrapped up in the horror of it, and rSlash just went on rambling in the background
That last one is just one of the reasons why I want an all around dash cam system with infrared lighting (all exterior mounted).....but that would coat a good bit more then I have...lol I hope you have a great day & be safe.
oh my god i've been looking for the story around 10 minutes for like a year. i remember either reading or hearing it years ago and it being wild and wanting to read it again, and i searched so many times, i can't believe i finally found it again
Almost every one of these situations, a responsible gun owner is the only thing keeping these people from certain doom. These are examples of exactly why we have our second amendment.
If I lived in these areas, then yes. But if you live in the city, in an apartment, and work a 9-5 so you only go out during the week for dinner and on weekends with friends, I don't think you need one. I think you should get a knife, taser, or pepper spray. That or a combination of the 3. Especially if you live alone and are a woman. Now if you live in a house outside of the city, I personally wouldn't get one because of my mental health but I would encourage those who can have one in the house, have one. Also keep in mind that you have maintenance come when you might not be home, the fire department once a year, meter checks, and etc when you live in an apartment. So you have to be more conscious about hiding it or the safe from curious eyes than if you own a home. That's just my opinion though, which is flexible.
@@F3ARtheGERBIL if you live in the city you are far more likely to need a gun. Why would you EVER want to get in a knife fight vs shooting someone. A female should carry a gun especially
Jon McElrone depends what city and type of city it is. Some cities I’d say for sure, but others that have a lot of foot traffic, police presence, and a lot of public places you could enter; not so much. I would have no issue with someone legally having one but I don’t think that everyone needs one in that case. The issue also could be there being too many good guys with guns in a situation. For instance, you have the ones who know who the bad guy is, and then the ones who may go to help but show up to multiple guys with guns out, unaware who is the bad guy or guys. Then the cops show up and have to figure that out once on scene. Hopefully no good guys get hurt but it has happened before. You also could have a Karen didn’t see it all and mistakes the good guy for the bad guy and proceeds to freak out and tell the cops the good guy is bad or god forbid she gets her husband who has a gun and fucks everything up. Now if it wasn’t as easy to get a gun in some states I wouldn’t care as much but you have states like Arizona that allows you to concealed carry a pistol WITHOUT a permit as long as you are at least 21... LIKE WTF?! That’s why people there who give the finger on the highway sometimes get shot through their door in the leg. Then they call the cops and don’t have info on the car so all they can do is tell them to drive to the hospital. Thankfully I don’t live there anymore but my step dad is in Phoenix PD so I hear some crazy things. And then my plug in Arizona used to be in a gang and so he’s told me some things as well. So honestly you should have a gun there at this point but it would be nice to keep them out of the hands of some less competent people.
@@F3ARtheGERBIL There isnt a single police department in the world that has a 1 minute response time and that 1 minute could be the difference between you being alive or dead. Regardless of what city you live in nothing says some bad guy wont decide to travel into your high income low crime town and try and break into your home. Your good guy shooting another good guy has been proven loose at best multiple times. That recent church shooting had tons of people draw a gun and no one shot the good guy who shot the bad guy. Most incidents last FAR less time then police response times so the chance cops show up as you are shooting and mistake you for the bad guy is pretty much zero. Reholster or drop your gun if the police are arriving. Most people dont get involved let alone a Karen, the chance a Karen also has a husband with a gun even smaller, the chance a Karen has a husband with a gun that will shoot someone just because they are told to is even smaller lol. You shouldn't have to pay the government to carry a gun and becoming proficient is a personal responsibility.
@@F3ARtheGERBIL Also stories from cops and gang members shouldn't be your basis for everything else. You are hearing from people who deal with all the shitty people pretty much exclusively. Your couple stories of people being dumb and irresponsible shouldn't reflect the hundreds of millions of other Americans who do not do anything like what you hear in the stories
This truly is a bruh moment Bruh moment 9001 and it gets even weirder I put 3 Comments on this video and on every comment she said I’m not a crackhead like wtffff
If I were in half these situations, I would 100% be dead
^
rSlash I had the idea to die first so I need your channel due to copyright if you don’t I will have to speak to your manager
7th like! and wow you are an hour early
Yeah same here
Yeetus
the second story: What woman would agree to a first date where the venue was a field at night miles from anywhere? What woman would *suggest* such a venue as a first date?
Huge RED FLAG either way.
beccause she could stealstuff from the man
A woman with a plan to murder her date
@@clublulu399 - lol I should have said "what sane woman"
Not one with a sense of self preservation. That’s for damn sure.
And give her actual adress. I would ALWAYS first meet at a public place.
"I'm not a bad guy... that's why I am standing here talking creepily and trying to open your door"
Maybe its sandman from Sam R’s spiderman
HAHAHA 😂
Kill me now, please 😂
I would like but its at 420
Isn’t he just the nicest guy? Just trying to reassure us that he’s nice! 👍🏾
stories like this make me grateful for guns
“Im not a bad guy...”
-every serial killer, ever
Every person who is a psycho... "I'm not a bad person"
"I don't need therapy."
-my best friend
"Oh.. OK. I thought you were a bad guy. Come on in."
Online dating rule #1: always meet in public
With pepper spray and have a friend come too because the bystander effect is unfortunately strong
Yep yep yep and tell multiple people where you are going and with who. Drive separately.
@@xianjinn I think it's meant like "If you meet in a cafe, make your friend sit in the cafe too at a different spot"
@@xianjinn this guy is red flag. Skip
Yup. Any girl with online dating experience knows to go somewhere with lots of people, don't ride in the person's car to a second location, and give several people the name of your date and meeting location AND arrange for someone to text you during the date just to check you're okay. It's cause we're all murderinos and have true crime obsessions, so we KNOW all the shit that can happen. Online dating isn't necessarily any more dangerous than regular dating for women, since the majority of women who are murdered are murdered by people they know. It doesn't matter WHERE you know them from.
It's stories like these that remind me why my paranoia is a good thing. After all, just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Is it still considered being paranoid if you're right?
It's a mad world. You'd have to be insane not to be a little paranoid. Crazy.
"My hot tinder date tried to murder me"
*[TOKYO GHOUL FLASHBACKS]*
Lol
LA POLILLA KAWAII :3 oh?
:3
I made an inhuman sound when I read that
@@hideyoshinagachika1186 what was it?
A)Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Or
B)Uwgdbwwo ebwidbdbeowbd dj
Op : *I had a murderer in my house*
RSlash : Hahahhh you could’ve died 😂
Op: yep thanks for support clearly didnt know that before
111 like ayyeee
Rslash shouldnt laugh in a situation like this, hes being a moron
treavor riely I think yes he shouldn’t laugh at that.. if it happened yesterday. That story happened many years ago so i think it’s kinda ok to laugh at how weird it is
treavor riely r/wooooosshhh
"You dropped your wallet" Hell this is scary. Dont even want to think about what could have happend if she had opened the door.
Raped murdered robbed etc
@@BrettASmith-df4mw hindsight from the other side of the world coming in to play here. but importance of remaining calm and collective, she sits behind couch with perfect aim at front door, 2nd person standing of center to the side, leans in and unlocks door, they open walk in, she opens fire and empties the damn magazine into them.
but hey that might make me a psychopath, but at least there is no chance at all they could ever try that again(next time it may work and that is a poor person, a mother, a daughter, a family destroyed)
@@rianmacdonald9454 only problem with that there was 3 guys right? if 2 of them get shot the other 1 will come for them possibly killing both if not than ton of court fees possible JAIL TIME and a big clean up of the house that will cost you so i would wait threat them with the gun and if they break in or try something ill shoot but i would NEVER let a stranger in my house because they might be faster its not worth my life to let them in
OP: A group of guys were charging at my car.
My brain: *Run them down.*
creeper izak me, an intellectual: *so... you’ve chosen.. **_death_*
I thought that too. But at the same time back during the clown fiasco, I thought I saw one on a back road one night while towing a jetsl ski behind my truck and I nearly lost the jet ski turning so fast and speeding down the road, confident I saw it running after me. I never really found out if it was real or in my head, but during the time I wasn't stopping to find out.
Correction Run them over😁
Tokyo drift
me: why?!
my brain: just do it >:)
*and this is why 99.9% of people don’t have dating apps*
Can't blame them, now, can you?
ehh
IM NOT A CRACKHEAD
@@genosfort IM NOT A CRACKHEAD
super girl I’m pretty sure you’re a crackhead I’ve commented 3 different things on this vid and on each comment you said I’m not a crackhead so..
you are
"Who rings the doorbell at 11PM?"
Amazon delivery does.
At least they do, delivery guys here just count as "not at home" without ringing the fucking bell
They don't deliver past 10 where I live
Pepperidge Farms does.
oml the new police officer didn't think that "a date in a field" was suspicious...? AT ALL!?!?!?
And they couldn't find the girl based on Tinder information/IP/etc?
Dude thought he was gonna get laid in the fields....
Shhhh he didn’t grow paranoia yet
He wasn't thinking with his head.
Manyang Madhol More like he was thinking with the little head.
Things I learned today: don't leave my car if I find someone slumped over the wheel in the middle of the night.
And if that does happen, don't go home or to a friend's house. Drive to the police station! Just in case.
DJ Diamond While I generally agree with that advice, it doesn’t sound like that was even an option in the story that was highlighted in this video. The vehicle/camper was parked in a way that it was intentionally blocking the road, preventing any traffic from going through (preventing OP from leaving the neighborhood), trying to force drivers to get out of their vehicle to investigate thinking that’s their only option.
The slump over the wheel isn't always a bad issue...blocking the road was the clue. The last time it happened to me was my elderly neighbor who had a heart attack, and I was out for a walk in the evening and saw him. I called the police for a check in him as they were only a couple blocks away... he was startled and didn't remember being unconcious... But said he was fine. He actually died a couple weeks later from a massive heart attack... and this was a pre-cursor issue of it.
If the car is blocking the road, that's an instant red flag. Just call the cops as soon as you see that.
@@BhappyD even more than that. It was in a dead zone for cell phone coverage. So they probably knew if they had someone out of the car or even if they ran back to the car, they couldn't call for help bc they wouldnt get a signal.
NEVER go on a date with someone who wants to go to a secluded area. Geeze. This is don't get dead 101.
"I'm not a bad guy."
That's just as real as Laura Lee's apology
But he is a terrible penguin. R/ randomlol
who's laura lee.
Highkey forgot she existed
Man wearing stripes in the middle of the hallway... UHHHH
*One, two, Freddy’s coming for you.*
Three, four better lock your door.
Five, Six, grab a crucifix
Seven, eight better stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again
Which one? Freddy Kruger?
“I’m not a bad guy...”
Like *bork* you aren’t! Run away! Run away!!!
Morgan Newton
The fuck ?
@@madagotthejail7098 what's the issue?
@@mhm77887 probably the bork
To be perfectly honest with you rSlash, I hear these types of stories done to death on other channels that do creepy pasters and horror stories from Reddit and all that. However, I find that I seem to prefer when you do them because you are not trying to add some scary atmosphere to it like putting on a voice and putting background music on, and then you comment about ti after and I like it. Keep it up :D
i mean he does use spoopy music instead of the regular stuff, but overall a good and not overdone atmosphere
I like it too especially since it humanizes it more if that makes any sense. It seems like there’s an actual real person behind the voice telling these stories being creeped out too. Though that’s not to say I don’t enjoy a good Mr. Nightmare or MrCreepyPasta every now and again.
As an easily sacred person, I shouldn't watch this at 2 am.
Easily sacred you say?
Oh my god! He is a sacred memer!
DID I HEAR SACRED?!
Ah, a man of christ
yeah probably not a good idea to watch this at 2am XD
Damn, the young cop and last story were definitely! Horror story level lmao... Terrifying to imagine lol, glad they got away safely.
Oooooh, an early upload. _Not early enough, I'm suing._
Why are your disappointed in me
I liked this before reading your name gotta unlike now huh
•slaps him in the face•
Same
Oof
When Rslash doesn’t upload at 9am EST
Me: *BBBBRRUUHHHH*
Total Ontarian!
lifewuzonceezr I’m from Toronto... 😄
Retarded Person that name makes sense
The last couple of stories freaked me out because I'm watching this at 11 pm and and the light outside of my room is turning on and off (it's a motion sensing light)
Christ on a bike! 11pm! Thats sooooo late!
I'm now going to use Christ on a bike when talking to friends
I'm watching this at 4am
*kid sees convicted killer*
Killer: I’m the bad guy **DUH**
I let out an audible “Eep!😨” at the last story. Glad that guy had some good instincts.
i know so scary just utterly terrifying
Before video: The stories are gonna be weird tinder stories or something.
After video: WOOOOOO BOY PARANOIA OVERDRIVE!!
First situation reminds me of something mom should’ve taken my word for and told my stepdad. Knowing damn well he was ballsy enough to investigate, would’ve saved our entire street from feeling utterly violated.
So, senior year was a tough one. On top of all the obvious stress senior year brings, my grandma was sent home on hospice to live out her last days. Since mom was the only one of her kids who had enough space, added with the fact I was an only child and grown (son has 2 kids, other daughter has 3), it was an added bonus she could at least be in a place where it was quiet so she could relax. That meant mom and I would alternate nights to stay with her, and get her what she needed. Which meant no sleep, which I didn’t mind at all, considering I was used to it, due to the workload from school, so all that really changed my nights was going from doing my homework in my room, to our spare bedroom where she stayed.Lastly, I was sick ALL THE TIME. my immune system has always been shit, but I guess the overall stress increased that issue, so I lost count of hospital visits for severe issues after 15 times. From the time school let out to around 7pm everyday, the entire family would come over to hang out, all the little ones knowing by now it was a mandatory whisper zone, until they reached my room. She was still very aware of everything (she was sent during the second school week, passed three days before graduation) and would constantly get onto the adults for not letting her precious little grand babies play. That if she heard them get onto the kids one more time she would, and I quote, “STRANGLE Y’ALL WITH MY OXYGEN TUBE,” which will forever be the funniest damn thing out of that woman’s mouth.
Thursday night, of the week before spring break, her eldest decided to stay the night so mom and I could have a break, and I especially could get some sleep. After finally being cleared to go back to school from double pneumonia (profusely begging my teachers to send my work so I wouldn’t have to play catch-up and them finally giving in, as they knew my situation), I’d only have a half-day going back, as our annual choir trip left school at 12 on the Friday before break, and came back home the night before Monday of break. I was especially excited for that. Most of that night was spent packing my bag, as I’d only just gotten out of the hospital the day before, so I got my shower, and was finally in bed by 12:30, a first for me. I start to dose of until I hear a “click” from my doorknob. It was an old house, and my doorknob had to be twisted a certain way to properly open, those unknowing to that always thought it was locked. Assuming it was my aunt, I said, “Just twist the other way, it’s unlocked,” then heard a muffled male voice say, “oh shit”
Sincerely hoping it was my imagination, and not what I knew for a FACT it was deep down, I sat up, and the shadow of feet I desperately hoped for weren’t there. And the fear set in because, well the only other door apart from my closet was one which led to the backyard. See, just two years before, the house was robbed, as we lived in a fairly secluded area. Three other people on our street, but that was it. What door did the first guys use to get in? My door. And it wasn’t by picking locks, they kicked it in. Which wasn’t an easy fix as it had a new deadbolt installed when we moved in, so their kicks ripped up the frame AND part of my wall. Even two years after the fact it still scared me to even be near the door, so I leapt out of bed and bolted to my mom and stepdad’s room. Being he was a heavy sleeper, he heard none of our conversation but was highly pissed the next morning mom didn’t wake him up. Every time I said, “mom I know what I heard” she just met it with, “you’re just sleep deprived. Go back to bed.”
So I did, and don’t remember how exactly I fell asleep, but my mom woke me up with, there’s a sheriff outside who needs to speak with you, no questions until you’re out there. We’re trying to do this without alarming your grandma.” So, I spent the next few minutes explaining what I heard, all while my stepdad gave mom a death glare and mom gave me an apologetic look. I later learned, there were tracks leading to that very door, and every single car that had unlocked doors was broken into and raided. Tires were then slashed. Luckily the only thing they got from us was a bb-gun my stepdad was in the midst of repairing for his little nephew, and all the napkins from his glove compartment? One of the officers ended up taking me to school that day with a late pass. Mom and my stepdad called off work, and an e-mail was sent to all my teachers that I was allowed to go out in the hall and answer my phone at any time that day if it rang, no questions asked. By the time we were set to leave, I called one last time to check in and all was good. Came back to news that those stupid fucks used one of the stolen credit cards, that’d already been canceled by that point (duh), at our local gas station to attempt purchasing a $2 drink and were caught after they proceeded to threaten the cashier when the card didn’t work... with the fucking BB gun that didn’t even work from my stepdad’s car. So after pulling the silent alarm whilst being in one of probably the most traumatizing moments of her life, she triggered the silent alarm with her knee. Upon realizing the gun didn’t work they were about to run. And run they did, about six steps until police opened the doors. So, extremely scary, but they got caught.
This story was super scary until the part they got caught and it’s just hilarious
Learn to tell a story. WAAAAAY too much unnecessary detail.
@@WilliamBrowning That’s a lot of workaround to say you’re illiterate. It’s not my problem you can’t read.
Imagine pissing your pants over a comment that:
A) you didn’t HAVE to read OR acknowledge
B) was written 4 fucking years ago.
Holy shit, that methhead story at the end is really scary!
I never considered that kind of trick and I know I'd totally fall for it. Thank god, OP was both more aware than I would have been- in fact, thanks OP and Slash combined for making this aware to me.
I had something similar happen as the young cop. I had come out of work, wearing my cowboy hat and duster, and headed into the parking garage when an attractive young woman stopped me and asked me to give her a ride up the street. I'm a very nice guy and said sure. She climbed into my pickup truck and gave me directions down the street. I realized we were headed into the very bad part of town so I reached down under my duster and adjusted my equipment belt for better access. It was at this point that she noticed my badge and belt. She directed me behind a building and, of course, there were a group of men waiting there. She quickly shook her head at one of the men, jumped out of my truck and ran to them. I left.
that sounds like it would've ended a lot worse if it weren't for you being a cop
You didn’t try to do something about it, so nobody else would fall victim the same way? I’m sure you did M, since you’re a cop. I’m just asking how it ended.
and came back with a warrant because there was obvious gang/robbery activity?
day 16 of asking rSlash for the puppy blooper full video
Patrick how about while waiting order a krabby patty (pls dont hate me…) IF YOU HATE ME IMEE SUING
I have seen you everyday
is this the krusty crab?
Keep asking
Never give up
D: these let not meet stories about people being in the ceiling and stuff has me looking about my room and you've just reminded me that there was a spider in my room before on my ceiling but now I cant find it.
lucky for them it wasn't a gun owner, as me personally if i had a gun i would of emptied the damn magazine into her(or in UK where i live, the daggers pretty much 1 ft long, would be stabby stabby at you)
Holy cow that last one! Oh my god I am shook. I'm imagining zombie looking people and I'm terrified.
You can use dating apps, just meet in a public space lol. Don’t go to a random field. Coffee, restaurant, movie theatre, whatever.
And if possible and/or legal, carry a weapon
I love country living, but the crime is a downside. It is rare, but with so few people traveling the back roads, criminals target those homes.
It is a major reason that there are so many gun owners, who keep them loaded.
Keep them on me too
I mean, this is America...
i live in England and it would be sooo weird to keep a gun in your house here. there are still creeps about though. yesterday this guy was talking to my mum, not trying to social distance and i got a weird vibe from him. then when he finally moved so i could get in my mums car, he told me to SMILE. like NO i am NOT smiling at a creepy guy who started talking to my mum. i’m a MINOR. we drove off after that and we talked about how bad it is that we have to worry about how to defend ourselves even though there’s a small chance their a kidnapper or something.
Hi! I love your videos! Keep up the good work! (I’m early?)
Yes lol
"One of my classes ended at 10:30pm"
And cue, my alarm for 10:30am...
I am actually upset there has not been any r/Treelaw for so long
What's that
AceO Blade Yeah I loved that episode
@@romantic_hippie the by far most underated reddit tread
Family: gets traumatized by crazy man. Rslash: Laughs
..Is someone watching me?
It's the middle of the day, and yet, I have the feeling of someone in my attic... maybe an unknown trespasser is wandering outside my house.
Pfft, of course not
After all, it's just a feeling, right?
Janae Harper did u die
are you ok
blink twice if ur in danger
Sirrrr?
*Me, who is a weird dude* :
"Weird dudes who find my wallet, let's not meet."
*Me, who is a pennyless weird dude* : Sweet! Free money!
Those last two stories scared me shitless. I don't think I'd be able to continue with my life after an event like that
Buy a quality handgun, get real defensive training (not just the permit class), and CARRY IT.
Best choice I have ever made. Can't carry everywhere, but it is worth it. Also, take a class in situational awareness training, like how to read body language, etc.
Yep and lock your damn doors and windows! Dont make it easy for people to get in without you knowing
When I get older, I’m SOOO doin that
That only works if you live somewhere where you actually have rights.
Corn Pop , sort of, yes. But of course, if everyone just did it anyway, they’d have their rights back by default, because there’d be nothing the tyrants could do about it (if they even knew about it).
The last story made me felt that these people in the truck were zombies lol the way OP described them makes me feel like they r actually zombies
My mom told me a similar story to the creepy one at the end. When she was 22 (a few years before I was born), she got pulled over by someone she thought was a cop. This was at night, so I guess he had flashing lights. He told her to follow him to the police station but he then took her into a really sketchy neighborhood. My mom, sensing that something was fishy, turned around and sped off only to get pulled over by actual, legitimate cops. Once she told them the story, they went looking for the guy and they actually found him. My mom had to testify against him in court, and apparently he'd done this before. Scary...
Third story, the second I heard what the neighbor said first, I immediately thought
*Ok, what’s this guy on*
Same dude
Drugs
@MUHAMMAD DANISH BIN ROZIMI Moe he on mad crack
@MUHAMMAD DANISH BIN ROZIMI Moe good
Oh boy now i can go sleep and wake up at 2 or 3 in the afternoon. Thanks rslash. :)
the first story reminds me of something that happened when I was a highschooler. me and this girl were volunteering at an art museum, and on our break, we went exploring. we came to this long, empty corridor with locked doors on either side and a dead end. suddenly, there was a man behind us. we didnt want to seem weird or suspicious, so we kept walking, and pretended not to see him. he walked with us, and soon, the distance between us and him was closing. just as he's nearly behind us, he says, "i'm not following you or anything."
turns out he really wasnt, he ended up going into one of the doors and left us alone. he still made it really awkward by saying that though, and i will always remember that moment.
I'm just really glad that killer outside the window story didn't go the direction I thought. when OP said that they only had the dog for a lil while I was worried that the mom was gonna explain that someone had killed it in their backyard. few😥 that was a relief
"I'm not a bad guy."
"Yes. Yes, you are."
That first one was spoopy
Like damn I'd be up all night wondering what the hell they would have done if they managed to get in
I already survived one attempted murder. I've been making sure that never happens again ever since.
Surviving?
@@soyusmaximus7176 Good plan. Surviving in this world seems like a pretty bad move.
Hinatachan360 Tell me the story.
James Why do you assume that?
@James Nope. Wasn't domestic abuse. My brother left the house unlocked while I was home and asleep. Three guys entered the home, found me inside, and raped me. One of the guys tried to smother me to death with a pillow because I was screaming. I couldn't breathe so I went limp and pretended to be dead. By then my brother returned from shopping and they fled. If my brother hadn't returned when he did they probably would have tried to dispose of my body.
Why am I not first? I'm suing Rslash, U hacking grunt!!!
@@forcedhaircut r/woooosh
Why doesn’t this channel have more subscribers. This channel deserves more because it’s the best
Jayhawker 37 why is it the best
Completely creeped me out. I loved it! Please consider making more of this type of post.
Keep up with the good content r slash I love your videos
The crazy neighbor with the jeep. I think he was drunk and thought O.P house was his
EZG WORLD999 this actually happened at my apartment complex once. Neighbor came home drunk and thought our apartment was his. There are 2 stairwells and I am on side and he is on the other. Single girl living by herself was woken up by a drunk neighbor trying to break into my house while banging on the door and screaming.
I didn’t open the door and explained that he lived down the hall. After another 10 minutes of banging and listening to him call me all sorts of names for “breaking into his house”, I told him if he didn’t go away I was going to call the cops.
He stopped and went back down MY stairs instead of walking down the hall. I saw him a week or 2 later going to work so I guess he figured it out.
He never said anything to me about it.
I love your videos. You should do some nice guy/girl or neckbeard!!! :)
Agreed
@Joshh2k entitled people memes lol
I love r/choosingbeggars but this was a nice change of pace. Loved this one!
i wish he'd do these again, he's the only person that can read scary stories and not have me pissing myself with fear
So you mean a yellow track jacket and black track pants
Ahh it’s Boris
who is Boris?
Is it always the Russian mob??
This post made my day.
But I'm pretty sure Boris would rather be at home eating his grandma's cooking than mugging people. Unless he's decided to start showing people how to cook by trying to get into their houses late at night. ..... Okay, actually, that sounds like something he might do. >_< Like... he's standing there on the porch with his axe and going "No, really, I just want to show you how to make food at end of month".
Key WiteWolf ur right
Perfect mate
Shouldn't listen to these before sleeping...
A-frickin-men to that. But do I listen to myself? Absolutely not, that would be SENSIBLE!!!
Just wanted to say that I love your vids.
I like the subtle spooky music in the background rSlash! Nice work!
Dude... I listen to these videos while working. The sound in the background freaks me out!
hahah... AWESOME!
I remember when I lived on my own, I'm a female and at the time I was 19 and at 2 in the morning there was suddenly pounding on the door. I cautiously went and peeked through the blinds of my kitchen window which was pointed at the walkway to my front door. luckily it wasn't anything like these stories, it was just my big sister and her (at the time) fiancé (now husband), they had just left one of the bars that were about a 10 minute walk from my apartment and they had to pee, they lived on the other side of town and couldn't hold it till they got home (luckily they were walking instead of driving drunk). I let them use my bathroom and told them to call me when they got home so I would know they got back ok, they apparently forgot. so I called later after I woke up, they didn't even remember going to my place, getting home or even leaving the bar, they were that drunk, but at least they got home ok.
This video could really have used a brief moment of silence after that story about the murderer casing the guy's house. My mind was still wrapped up in the horror of it, and rSlash just went on rambling in the background
if you dont stop uploading videos THIS LATE I WILL CALL THE SWAT TEAM ON YOU
@nightcore wolfie THATS TOO FAR RSLASH
i mean where i live it's like 14:34 so yay timezones
My time right now is 14:42
@@danielvanvik899 Wow I seem to be really early compared to everyone else. It's only 8:45 here.
It's exactly 5:50 where I am
Thanks for posting this video, I really enjoyed listening to it. Hope you're having a wonderful day!
These stories give me shivers and don't know why i still watch them
Day 6 of asking rSlash to censor out Swear words with Yugo barking.
Mattis Ljungberg keep it up bud
@@ModernAdventurer yes sir i will
@@plumb356 lmao x is dead
@@russiancream2631 yeah he is
Juan Torres uh.. correct?
Man, Opie has had a hard life after the events of the Andy Griffith Show.
lol
Opie its Op
😂🤣😂
WHERE IS THE HECKING PUPPY BLOOPERS
That last one is just one of the reasons why I want an all around dash cam system with infrared lighting (all exterior mounted).....but that would coat a good bit more then I have...lol
I hope you have a great day & be safe.
This is my 4th time listening to this one and I just noticed the subtle creepy music in the background. Nice touch
So this is what comments are like early on well ladies and gentleman hold on to your butts its gonna be a wild one
Imagine how terrifying a dashcam recording of that last story would be...
*I sWeAr I'm NoT a BaD gUy.*
*Yeah that lies about as fake as my heterosexuality* -sips gay coffee-
Ghostie The Ghost Yas Kween
'Sips gay coffee
Oh no, not the dreaded Gay Coffee! A single sip can turn the straightest man gay!
@@CazadorSlayer -continues to chug the whole cup-
*Sips bisexual tea*
Is this the first time doing this reddit?? Because it seems really nice you should do it again! Keep up the good work!!
The music he uses to go with these is what makes the stories that much creepier!
Does rslash read the comments because if so
gET AN INSTAGRAM I WANNA BOMBARD YOU WITH FANART
Edit: ok how did I get all these likes and a heart
SAME
GlaceonGirl I must agree I would love to see your fan art what is your insta ???
Bombard me
Lmfao fan art of this man
@@salmon2518 thank you youtube user Bxop, real cool
My date: I’m robbing you and killing you in the middle of nowhere
Me:*pulls out a rocket launcher and shooting intensifies*
ur tough
I officially cannot read the word "Bizzare" without thinking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Oof
Dio Brando that’s depressing
oh my god i've been looking for the story around 10 minutes for like a year. i remember either reading or hearing it years ago and it being wild and wanting to read it again, and i searched so many times, i can't believe i finally found it again
its 1:49 am AND YOUR GIVING ME CHILLS!!!
OP: I almost died as a kid
rSlash: Hah nerd, you could've died
Me: Oh I'm assuming these are scary stories
Title: #funnyredditposts
I will sue you if your videos are not long enough i subscribed to you and liked your videos i demand a longer video!
Thanks 😊
Wow, those stories were terrifying, I need to hear more. But I'm so glad no one in these situations got hurt.
2:24 “Ok..... I’m not a bad guy, just so you know” LOL
Me: letsnotmeet stands for lets not meet
Child me: let snot meet
WOW i havent watched the vid yet but i know it will be good hi first comments!
Almost every one of these situations, a responsible gun owner is the only thing keeping these people from certain doom. These are examples of exactly why we have our second amendment.
If I lived in these areas, then yes. But if you live in the city, in an apartment, and work a 9-5 so you only go out during the week for dinner and on weekends with friends, I don't think you need one. I think you should get a knife, taser, or pepper spray. That or a combination of the 3. Especially if you live alone and are a woman. Now if you live in a house outside of the city, I personally wouldn't get one because of my mental health but I would encourage those who can have one in the house, have one. Also keep in mind that you have maintenance come when you might not be home, the fire department once a year, meter checks, and etc when you live in an apartment. So you have to be more conscious about hiding it or the safe from curious eyes than if you own a home. That's just my opinion though, which is flexible.
@@F3ARtheGERBIL if you live in the city you are far more likely to need a gun. Why would you EVER want to get in a knife fight vs shooting someone. A female should carry a gun especially
Jon McElrone depends what city and type of city it is. Some cities I’d say for sure, but others that have a lot of foot traffic, police presence, and a lot of public places you could enter; not so much. I would have no issue with someone legally having one but I don’t think that everyone needs one in that case.
The issue also could be there being too many good guys with guns in a situation. For instance, you have the ones who know who the bad guy is, and then the ones who may go to help but show up to multiple guys with guns out, unaware who is the bad guy or guys.
Then the cops show up and have to figure that out once on scene. Hopefully no good guys get hurt but it has happened before.
You also could have a Karen didn’t see it all and mistakes the good guy for the bad guy and proceeds to freak out and tell the cops the good guy is bad or god forbid she gets her husband who has a gun and fucks everything up.
Now if it wasn’t as easy to get a gun in some states I wouldn’t care as much but you have states like Arizona that allows you to concealed carry a pistol WITHOUT a permit as long as you are at least 21... LIKE WTF?! That’s why people there who give the finger on the highway sometimes get shot through their door in the leg. Then they call the cops and don’t have info on the car so all they can do is tell them to drive to the hospital. Thankfully I don’t live there anymore but my step dad is in Phoenix PD so I hear some crazy things. And then my plug in Arizona used to be in a gang and so he’s told me some things as well. So honestly you should have a gun there at this point but it would be nice to keep them out of the hands of some less competent people.
@@F3ARtheGERBIL There isnt a single police department in the world that has a 1 minute response time and that 1 minute could be the difference between you being alive or dead. Regardless of what city you live in nothing says some bad guy wont decide to travel into your high income low crime town and try and break into your home. Your good guy shooting another good guy has been proven loose at best multiple times. That recent church shooting had tons of people draw a gun and no one shot the good guy who shot the bad guy. Most incidents last FAR less time then police response times so the chance cops show up as you are shooting and mistake you for the bad guy is pretty much zero. Reholster or drop your gun if the police are arriving. Most people dont get involved let alone a Karen, the chance a Karen also has a husband with a gun even smaller, the chance a Karen has a husband with a gun that will shoot someone just because they are told to is even smaller lol. You shouldn't have to pay the government to carry a gun and becoming proficient is a personal responsibility.
@@F3ARtheGERBIL Also stories from cops and gang members shouldn't be your basis for everything else. You are hearing from people who deal with all the shitty people pretty much exclusively. Your couple stories of people being dumb and irresponsible shouldn't reflect the hundreds of millions of other Americans who do not do anything like what you hear in the stories
I thought I had seen all your videos 2x!!! And here are these absolutely thriller videos! I'd pay for more of these!!!
Why the heck did I watch this at night?!?!?!
_My hot tinder date tried to murder me_
Me: kinda like...... Oh no....!!
*HIGHSCHOOL DXD INTENSIFIES*
when u early but don’t know what to comment
*bRuH*
IM NOT A CRACKHEAD
Wtf
super girl wtf you have replied to this guy to only say "I'm not a crackhead"
This truly is a bruh moment Bruh moment 9001 and it gets even weirder I put 3 Comments on this video and on every comment she said I’m not a crackhead
like wtffff
Just an idea slam your keyboard the click the comment button as fast as you can.
Yesss an early upload!
*-Late by 4 minutes-*
Oh, I love r/Letsnotmeet. Thank you for reading some of their stories :)
Love this subreddit rSlash. Please do it again!