It's 2022. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic It's 2023. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic. It's 2024. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic. It's 2025-
Each time he was about to focus on Camouflage he kept on rambling about aliens and fucked up anatomy and finally he ended up playing the actual game only for like 10 seconds
I cant believe he reached 50 years ! The last jerma lasted like 2 weeks Fr tho i worked in food inspections and my senior told me her biggest motivator was she got salmonelosis in her first year of college and it took her to ICU for like 6 weeks. Food poisoning is not joke and absolutly kills. Poor geriatric man could have left this earth
superdazza you do something id never dream of but have benefitted nightly since i found these long edits. enough pause to feel calm while not enough dead air to leave me alone wirh my thoughts. thank u
watching him lose his mind during game six was an insane experience live. it felt like witnessing the effects of a sickly crazy man getting a marijuana-opioid drug cocktail injected into his IV, in real time. exquisite.
I love that he has an interesting thread of thought about how future generations will look back on current cultural icons and then it devolves into "Mario is a Greek god"
43:50 ya know, i had an epileptic friend once who was always jerma height at best, 5'1" max. one day he decided he was going to go to italy to learn how to make pizzas. when he came back, he wanted us all to call him little seizures.
WOW!! IT'S ALMOST LIKE DAZZA IS HOLYMACK!!!! MAYBE THEY SHOULD FIRE JACK AND ASSIGN DAZZA TO HIS JOB!!!! EVEN THE THUMBNAIL HAS EFFORT PUT INTO IT!!!! WOW!!!!! KRAZY RIGHT!!!!! JACK IS AN AWFUL EDITOR!!! ISN'T THAT KRAZY!!!
Jerma only remembering Livin la Vida Loca’s lyrics as “Aw schweet, a premonition” over and over again is sending me.
he was singing livin la vida loca?? 😭😭 I was trying to look for the song through the lyrics no wonder I couldn’t find it lmao
It's 2022. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic
It's 2023. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic.
It's 2024. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic.
It's 2025-
Never change Jerma
Holy shit it's famous jerma longediter miadia
27:17 - the edible kicks in around here
We all know when he's high.😂
Breaks into song Lmfao
LOL
Not surprised he’s already 50 considering he was 47 when we knew him from servers
so glad that from servers is doing its rounds again
On his 51st birthday, he will drop dead and people won't know if its a joke
I love that no matter what he will still use “wicked” to emphasize whatever he’s talking about.
forcing him to stop would be cultural erasure
Whenever he says "y'know what I mean?" I always expected the "f**k you" from the soundboard followed by "y'know what I mean?" a second time lol
XD
is youe faavorite turn of phrase
Thank you for editing out all the times jerma blinked horizontally
But they didn’t edit out any of the times he spoke through his belly button sphincter mouth
'aw schweet, a premonition'
What song is that from?
is that from a video or something?
@@AverageJohanson Livin’ la vida loca
I need an extended audio mix of Jerma singing this!
@@TomJakobW well he only says the one lyric soo it'd a pretty funny lyric video
I watched it. Thank you. You can delete this video now
But you won't exist without it.
noooooo
I haven't seen it but I respect your wishes to have it removed so I hope it comes down promply
Wait, I didn't watch it yet.
You can delete yourself and no one will notice
I always love it when Jerma rants about aliens that will inevitably tangents into the wonder of magical technologies around us. It's comforting.
"Do your spoons have burn marks?" got a choked laugh out of me. That's such a great insult
Aw schweet, schweetschweetschweet schweet,
Aw schweet, I'm having fun
happy 50th birthday jerma!!
Thanks google translate, I couldnt understant this comment without it
I can't wait for his sweet 500th birthday 😊
Aw sweet, premonition.
Nowhere near as close when he played 700.000 games
ah shweet
This shit is stuck in my ear now 😩😄
Each time he was about to focus on Camouflage he kept on rambling about aliens and fucked up anatomy and finally he ended up playing the actual game only for like 10 seconds
26:28 contender for noise of the year
8:09 "That changes everything" *dies*
I don't even need to click the timestamp to know this is about the double jump. I died.
@@manashieldworldRIP 🪨
Jerma suggesting bringing home Ronald McDonald to meet your parents is peak Jerma content
thank you mr dazza sir
I mean he's already played at least 70,000 games this should be a piece of cake
Technically 140,000
I so badly need Jerma to play Onion Delivery and keel over laughing at all of the car accidents
This was also what was going through my mind
I cant believe he reached 50 years ! The last jerma lasted like 2 weeks
Fr tho i worked in food inspections and my senior told me her biggest motivator was she got salmonelosis in her first year of college and it took her to ICU for like 6 weeks. Food poisoning is not joke and absolutly kills. Poor geriatric man could have left this earth
I love that chat made a reference to NL’s oats incident
simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter moment
the twitch cinematic universe is expanding, my streamers are colliding
superdazza you do something id never dream of but have benefitted nightly since i found these long edits. enough pause to feel calm while not enough dead air to leave me alone wirh my thoughts. thank u
For Jerma, casually sacrificing dozens of innocent human lives in Mortol isn’t just a game.
i swear his beat boxing is a soundboard he has ONE bpm he uses for all the songs during the "rock out break"
50 years of Jerma. can’t believe it
Jerma went from farting into a lighter to tedtalk
Sucks how much his output has gone down, feels like only a few year ago he'd play like 700,000 games in one stream
watching him lose his mind during game six was an insane experience live. it felt like witnessing the effects of a sickly crazy man getting a marijuana-opioid drug cocktail injected into his IV, in real time. exquisite.
I wonder why he's not feeling well, considering his mayonese based diet.
vintage jerma stream
Jerma's brain is such a mysterious contraption. How in the actual heck did he get Livin Lavida Loco from that song?
I don’t know, but it makes as much sense as me somehow getting the Ducktales theme from it (specifically “Might solve a mystery/Or rewrite history!”)
ants are math. variables
I have chat replay on. nobody asked jerma if his spoons had burn marks. he just said that
His beatboxing is just “the rubber band” gag from WB cartoons.
I love that he has an interesting thread of thought about how future generations will look back on current cultural icons and then it devolves into "Mario is a Greek god"
Listeria Andy over here
15:55 even without lyrics he sings it wrong ❤
I hope that jerma feels better, I also have chronic issues and adding anything else on top of that is the worst...
Gotta see how the retirement hair is going rn
Gotta love that I don't even think "Ah sweet, a premonition" is a lyric in the song
43:50 ya know, i had an epileptic friend once who was always jerma height at best, 5'1" max. one day he decided he was going to go to italy to learn how to make pizzas. when he came back, he wanted us all to call him little seizures.
i cant believe this man is 50 already. Your time is running out Jeremy.
Could his health issue be a fuckin campylobacter infection like northernlion had that one time?
get well soon Jeremiah!
these type of games would show up in regular show or amazing world of gumball
i feel like im going crazy, i cannot figure out what the spoons with burn-marks joke is implying/refers to
The thumbnail is really cool how you got the same font as the game and wrote jerma
Legend in thumbnail making
Oh sweet, a premonition
happy 1000th birthday jerma!
jerma discovers d-beat in this one
i also got super sick on halloween glad jerma was miserable with me in spirit
God i miss him so much
immediate oat andy
Can't believe he's 50 years old
5:04 runtothecube 😟
idk why my brain thought this was celebrating his 50th birthday
jerma talking like people dont know what steam is like it's a underground pirating forum is so funny to me. "what's it- steampowered?" lmao
Pretzel bun sandwich and Jerma, hell yeah
Aw schweet
Homie doesn't know Ceasar was just a Roman mascot used to sell carrots or some shit
Cap'n Crunch is real to me, dammit!
Is "ah schweet" from something or is it just his brain
Livin’ la vida loca
How safe is the Chat Replay extension, considering it's source is not available?
I didnt understand the spoons have burnmarks bit, can someone explain ?
Sounds like Jerma should get some therapy after his hit and run therapy
Big Jerma
Jerma
WOW!! IT'S ALMOST LIKE DAZZA IS HOLYMACK!!!! MAYBE THEY SHOULD FIRE JACK AND ASSIGN DAZZA TO HIS JOB!!!!
EVEN THE THUMBNAIL HAS EFFORT PUT INTO IT!!!! WOW!!!!! KRAZY RIGHT!!!!! JACK IS AN AWFUL EDITOR!!! ISN'T THAT KRAZY!!!
Yoo good brother?
@RRRRRR-im2sv I hate Jack.
hes dying of botulism
I get it jerma we all say in unison
Derek’s piggy piggy
13:42 no way this string of laughs is real
ants are math
he got simultaneousl salmonella and campylobacter?
Why does he think putting something in parenthesis makes it tentative somehow
jerma still acts over-confident and still fails
0 likes is outrageous!
he's high right?
i will never understand why he thinks of advanced civilizations like caveman's, what is going on inside his brain
$20 that he got mercury poisoning from all the canned albacore and yellowfin tuna he eats as revealed on the ster elden ring stream
beh. pizza
New Jerma edit, just in time for my succulent Chinese meal (takeout from local buffet)?
𝙖𝙬 𝙨𝙝𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩
ah schweet