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  • Опубліковано 15 тра 2017
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    Before you see Alien: Covenant, return to the grimey, sweaty, truck stop bathroom that is the Alien universe for a sequel that's like the first, only plural - ALIENS!
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    Title design by Robert Holtby
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  • @sabster79
    @sabster79 7 років тому +3822

    Hudson: "Hey Vasquez. Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
    Vasquez: "No. Have you?"

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 7 років тому +3751

    Ripley is STILL the most believably badass female character in cinema.

    • @josephperry3700
      @josephperry3700 7 років тому +161

      Masterxl MVs I challenge any Hollywood writer to make a better female lead. Best female action star ever.

    • @TheRixtah1
      @TheRixtah1 7 років тому +66

      The only other female lead made believably badass I can think of is Mattie Ross from True Grit.

    • @ToddBradley404
      @ToddBradley404 7 років тому +317

      With Sarah Connor from T2 following in close second

    • @BikinFilmYok
      @BikinFilmYok 7 років тому +112

      Agreed, her character development from Alien and even to Alien 3 was perfectly structured. She's as believable as they come. She kicked Sarah Connor's ass (though, Sarah wasn't bad at all).

    • @n00n50
      @n00n50 7 років тому +12

      @Hazardous Bill was going to say the exact same thing. god I loved that kid. such a great character.

  • @Paul_Hardy
    @Paul_Hardy 5 років тому +1312

    The first was the perfect horror sci fi. The sequel was the perfect sci fi action. Both movies were epic.

    • @goldenagenut
      @goldenagenut 4 роки тому +33

      The first was the perfect combo of a scifi film and a horror film, the second was the perfect blend of a scifi film and an action film.

    • @MESRogerStudios
      @MESRogerStudios 4 роки тому +40

      Its literally like Terminator. Horror movie then action sequel then crappy sequels after the second one

    • @ninjawhippetproductions7411
      @ninjawhippetproductions7411 4 роки тому +9

      @@MESRogerStudios Begs the question of can a great sequel be made by shifting it into another genre? And if so, which one?

    • @properduction2586
      @properduction2586 3 роки тому +1

      @@ninjawhippetproductions7411
      You wanna see a sequel which is the same genre but still better than the first one ?
      Watch the first two '' How to train your dragon '' movies...Okay i know this is a random example but its the best one i could give...

    • @frederickschneider3165
      @frederickschneider3165 3 роки тому +5

      @@properduction2586 Godfather

  • @astrious9161
    @astrious9161 6 років тому +1158

    "Not that brave, not that in shape, poor discipline and just a little bit creepy sometimes." Everyone who has served/is serving is thinking to themselves "Yup, sounds about right."

    • @victorh5513
      @victorh5513 6 років тому +67

      Stephen Tito LOL! OMG so true!! Happy Veterans Day LOL

    • @jasonjohnson6938
      @jasonjohnson6938 5 років тому +21

      XD yeaaaahhhhhhh....

    • @slckb0y65
      @slckb0y65 5 років тому +25

      bwahahaha, thought the exact same thing right when he said that ;)

    • @GinodiFonzo
      @GinodiFonzo 4 роки тому +18

      Not only that, but who are they serving? Hint: Who were the marines serving in this movie?

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 роки тому +7

      @@GinodiFonzo The marines serves the space corp.. Which in this context is short for corporation.

  • @spinodino641
    @spinodino641 7 років тому +3588

    Bill Paxton: The only actor who was killed by a Terminator a Predator and an Alien.
    R.I.P Bill Paxton

    • @GrinFlash007
      @GrinFlash007 7 років тому +357

      He's Sean Bean of outer space!

    • @dickfillmore2555
      @dickfillmore2555 7 років тому +135

      SpinoDino One could argue Lance Henriksen. Killed by Terminator, Predator, and technically an Alien Facehugger caused the ship to crash killing everyone but Ripley ;)

    • @spinodino641
      @spinodino641 7 років тому +45

      Dick Fillmore Yeah! You maybe can count that... but it was not by an Alien first hand. But still good point. :-D

    • @StigMurcielago
      @StigMurcielago 7 років тому +25

      That was Michael Biehn.

    • @houdinimachine4672
      @houdinimachine4672 7 років тому +80

      He was also killed by an Agent Coulson.

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares 7 років тому +686

    Aliens: The movie that proved that Hollywood could make a good sequel. Terminator 2... The movie that proved that Aliens being a good sequel wasn't a fluke.

    • @Yeah_Whocares
      @Yeah_Whocares 7 років тому +13

      Yogurt: The shit I am regretting I ate while I write this on the toilet. . .

    • @231mac
      @231mac 7 років тому +26

      Don't forget about Evil Dead II

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 7 років тому +15

      And in both franchises, the first two movies are drastically different in genre and tone! Why can't more modern movie franchises do this?

    • @giorgiolarriva4814
      @giorgiolarriva4814 7 років тому +15

      U do know James Cameron directed both those sequels

    • @luckydominguez2654
      @luckydominguez2654 7 років тому +21

      James Cameron... the only reason why that works.

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 4 роки тому +449

    Let's be honest: The entire Aliens storyline is a case-study in what happens when everyone knows the best way to handle a situation but decides to do something else anyway.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 4 роки тому +23

      That seems to be the plan in a lot of horror films.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 4 роки тому +32

      wow, 6 months into 2020 and it's no longer fiction

    • @jeric_synergy8581
      @jeric_synergy8581 3 роки тому +8

      @@matheussanthiago9685 I was waiting for that comment.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 роки тому +3

      AKA reality.

    • @64blip
      @64blip 2 роки тому +10

      A case study in what happens when a woman knows the best way to handle a situation but everybody in charge is a man. Note: this film was made in 1986 before women achieved equality. Anyone got an exact date for that societal milestone btw?

  • @rienjen
    @rienjen 3 роки тому +95

    Ripley and Sarah Connor. My childhood heroes. And both cried in their movies. That's how you make an awesome character--if they need to cry, let them cry! It doesn't take away from the badasses they are!

    • @rapperbest131
      @rapperbest131 2 роки тому +1

      JC loves his women, strong.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 Рік тому

      Ripley = Sci-Fi Horror Movie Jill Valentine.
      Sarah Connor = Sci-Fi Action Movie Claire Redfield.

    • @dawnburris6412
      @dawnburris6412 Рік тому +2

      And they both got screen time with Michael Biehn!! ❤ My first crush! ❤ I wanted to save the world with him! 🔥

    • @psyberdelicxp6042
      @psyberdelicxp6042 Рік тому

      I added Emperator Furiosa to s. Conor and Ripley

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 20 днів тому

      True, but to be fair only in Hollywood action films badasses don't cry, in all other good films (both hollywood and european), characters behave like real people do.

  • @tannermatthews519
    @tannermatthews519 7 років тому +112

    "A sex toy factory made out of scorpions" I have never heard a better description of this franchise

    • @TotalRookie_LV
      @TotalRookie_LV 7 років тому +4

      Yeah, a brilliant phrase! 8D Besides, Giger's initial sketches for the original Alien were so explicitly sexual (wll, not so much as being sexy, as toying with the idea of rape), they had to downplay that theme, so there actually is or at least was some of that.

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 7 років тому +360

    Say: "I am the Ultimate badass, state of the badass art, you do NOT wanna fuck with me!"- In honor of Bill Paxton's passing. (R.I.P.)

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 7 років тому +5

      DO IT #HONESTTRAILERS!!!!!

    • @SynthVoice
      @SynthVoice 7 років тому +2

      YES YES YES YES

    • @rumenigpires
      @rumenigpires 7 років тому +4

      I didn't knew that... R.I.P.

    • @TeryJones
      @TeryJones 7 років тому +4

      Check it out, independently targeting particle beam phalanx. VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic BALL BREAKERS! We got nukes! We got knives! Sharp sticks!

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 7 років тому +2

      "Knock it off, Hudson!"

  • @DarknessIsThePath
    @DarknessIsThePath 6 років тому +684

    While Aliens was also action oriented, it is the only movie and sequel that still has the same horror and tension atmosphere as the first one despite that, this movie is just pure genius

    • @samsignorelli
      @samsignorelli 5 років тому +20

      While I agree...I'd add T2 to that list.

    • @kennethturner8290
      @kennethturner8290 4 роки тому +10

      I didn't even realize they both have the same ending. That was funny.

    • @edwardjames6023
      @edwardjames6023 4 роки тому

      @Bgsleo ok.

    • @crossange
      @crossange 4 роки тому +1

      Besides T2, I'd add Halloween II to that list.

    • @jonathanw1019
      @jonathanw1019 4 роки тому +6

      Aliens is a fun rollercoaster action movie that has little to nothing of the atmosphere, horror and tension of Alien. The first is far scarier, gorier, slower and creepier.

  • @wangwang2211
    @wangwang2211 5 років тому +78

    One of the impressive thing about this movie is that it take half the movie, yes half, before any actions happen. And yet it never feel boring. I don't recall any action movies that can do the same.

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk 10 місяців тому +8

      The word you're looking for, is tension.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 20 днів тому

      No action movie has action lasting a whole film though, the plot still needs to go though all stages of development...

    • @wangwang2211
      @wangwang2211 20 днів тому +1

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Yes of course, but most action movie will have an action sequence right at the start, or at most after 1/4 of the runtime.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 7 років тому +242

    "The most badass moment in scifi history."
    Got that part right. That quote brought down the house in the first showing.

    • @shaunwhelan17
      @shaunwhelan17 4 роки тому +22

      Saw it in the movie theater. People got up and starting cheering. It was great

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +5

      @@shaunwhelan17 Nice.

    • @jnordne2
      @jnordne2 4 роки тому +14

      I would have loved to see this in the theater

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +2

      @@jnordne2 Same.

    • @goldenagenut
      @goldenagenut 4 роки тому +5

      You're not kidding, I remember the theater exploding when she delivered that line - " YEAH!!! "

  • @ToatsThe1st
    @ToatsThe1st 7 років тому +1332

    Do "The Thing" from 1982!

    • @Griefed_
      @Griefed_ 7 років тому +30

      Or the one from 1951. Having said that, why not both? :D

    • @jesseward4115
      @jesseward4115 7 років тому +38

      How about all three versions? 51, 82, and 11.

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 7 років тому +1

      Jesse Ward all of them

    • @elijahgold9806
      @elijahgold9806 7 років тому +13

      Or 'Do The Right Thing' from 1989.

    • @fox6789
      @fox6789 7 років тому

      Toats The First yes I would love to see it

  • @Dr.X-Hoff
    @Dr.X-Hoff 6 років тому +215

    "Game over man game over" my favorite line "they mostly come at night, mostly" is a close second

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 6 років тому +25

      Hudson: 17 days? Hey, I don't mean to rain on your parade but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before! And they're-- they're gonna come in here--
      Ripley: Hudson.
      Hudson: --and they're gonna come in here and-- AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!
      Ripley: HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training. Right?
      Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?

    • @jwb2814
      @jwb2814 4 роки тому +2

      Dr.X
      Yes
      at night (pause) mostly
      Shiiiiiit 😱
      That shot of Pax looking back towards Ripley and the girl.
      Beautiful shot

    • @AM-dc7pv
      @AM-dc7pv 4 роки тому +11

      My favorite line:
      "I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    • @towlie337
      @towlie337 4 роки тому +8

      I still can't hear "they mostly come out at night, mostly" line and NOT hear cartman saying it.

    • @davidw5993
      @davidw5993 4 роки тому +2

      @@towlie337 apparently Carrie Henn HATED that line lol

  • @blondthought5175
    @blondthought5175 4 роки тому +61

    One of those rare films that just never gets old.

  • @JoeSelf1982
    @JoeSelf1982 7 років тому +636

    RIP, Hicks.
    'I'm Hicks. He's Hudson.'
    RIP, Hudson.

  • @ChrisBstation
    @ChrisBstation 7 років тому +181

    "Yas Kween!" Made me laugh so hard I cried. 😂🤣

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  7 років тому +68

      Give in to the feels.

    • @mightyswami4991
      @mightyswami4991 7 років тому +6

      Screen Junkies Please say: "I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat"

  • @gunsgames9812
    @gunsgames9812 4 роки тому +41

    "Like a sex toy factory made out of scorpions."
    ...That's gotta be at least...3 different OSHA violations right there.

  • @suis1822
    @suis1822 6 років тому +1662

    For me honestly the Alien franchise ended with Aliens and I just like to pretend that Ripley made it back safe with Newt and Hicks and 3 and 4 never happened.

    • @sinephase
      @sinephase 5 років тому +49

      3 was kinda boring but still decent, and 4 was great, wtf is wrong with you? XD

    • @DixieRebel1-8-6-1
      @DixieRebel1-8-6-1 5 років тому +39

      I thought I was the only one who thought that!!! Kudos dude.

    • @MegaAshWilliams
      @MegaAshWilliams 5 років тому +163

      A popular fan theory is that the events of Alien 3 and 4 were Ripley dreaming in Hypersleep. Makes sense if you think about it. We see her have an unbelievably real nightmare at the beginning of Aliens, and at the end Newt asks 'Can I dream?' to which Ripley replies 'All the way home'.

    • @defdaz
      @defdaz 5 років тому +74

      Hell yes. Killing Newt and Hicks off for the travesty that was Alien 3 was probably the worst decision in history. They should have gone back to Earth in Aliens 2, having missed an Alien that had clung to the Queen. It then wrecked havoc on the station where Ripley recovered and they have to try and stop it escaping down to the Earth (and they fail to do so, allowing for Aliens 3). Would have been SO MUCH BETTER.

    • @azimuth361
      @azimuth361 5 років тому +18

      The director's cut of 3 isn't bad.

  • @Kasino80
    @Kasino80 7 років тому +1036

    How can you not mention that Vasques also is the foster mom from T2?

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 6 років тому +34

      The boyfriend was played by Xander Berkeley. He played the foster son at the end of "Mommy Dearest", Jack Bauer's first boss in the first seasons of "24", and Tom Hanks' Harvard roommate in "Volunteers".

    • @HRHooChicken
      @HRHooChicken 6 років тому +79

      My mind has been blown twice in 3 minutes

    • @derek86ux
      @derek86ux 6 років тому +20

      She was hot as a Latina. Except for the short hair.

    • @T-1001
      @T-1001 6 років тому +10

      She was indeed.

    • @assumptionisthemotherofall2402
      @assumptionisthemotherofall2402 6 років тому +43

      And she was the cop blown up on diving board in Lethal Weapon 2

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause 7 років тому +531

    Private Vazquez was the original Michelle Rodriguez - a bad ass tomboy Latina sidekick who is completely expendable.

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 7 років тому +27

      there's a part of me ITCHING to bring up the other 2 things that make Vasquez awesome...
      but that'd be hitting the low bar. Instead, I'll talk about how it took 30 years for someone to bitch about Jeanette Goldstein brownfacing herself for the role.
      for one sentence.

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 7 років тому +8

      "Machine gun jumbliez...how did I miss those babies" lol

    • @NinaPaganaMiller
      @NinaPaganaMiller 7 років тому +6

      Boobs? LOL. Yeah, I'm a woman, I noticed this, and she's my favorite marine character. Tie with Hudson.

    • @goanna83
      @goanna83 7 років тому +5

      Drake Santiago totally agree 100% I believe Rodriguez draws inspiration from the Vasquez character

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 7 років тому +1

      ブロンディブラック yeah she's from Tel Aviv and was in the IDF as a conscript.

  • @FFcecil1991
    @FFcecil1991 6 років тому +412

    "the Marine who literally can't even." LOL!! 😂 So true, but I ❤ Pvt. Hudson.

    • @leeroy2461
      @leeroy2461 6 років тому

      FFcecil1991 pax is the one who can’t even

    • @FFcecil1991
      @FFcecil1991 6 років тому

      Tom Pope How's that?

    • @leeroy2461
      @leeroy2461 6 років тому +1

      FFcecil1991 just a stupid joke, because bill paxton plays Hudson but he gets killed a lot in movies so it’s like he’s the real life marine who can’t even

    • @shaunbarnett2972
      @shaunbarnett2972 5 років тому +1

      What does "can't even" mean?

    • @Cidspectr01
      @Cidspectr01 5 років тому

      R.I.P. Hudson. 😔💔

  • @JoeVincentPresents
    @JoeVincentPresents 6 років тому +378

    Such a great movie

    • @coooookie
      @coooookie 2 роки тому

      boom! perfect timing

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 Рік тому +1

      Same goes for Terminator 2.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 Рік тому +1

      Aliens vs T2
      That'd be a tough choice
      Probably Aliens but it's close. Bigger cast so not really fair

    • @im3phirebird81
      @im3phirebird81 Рік тому

      just watched it yesterday... again xD it still manages to create tension despite knowing all the outcomes. I don't know how James Cameron did this, but not many movies manage to do that.

  • @SarahC2
    @SarahC2 7 років тому +334

    "Your dad's first crush." - damn I'm old. =(

    • @MatthewOne1
      @MatthewOne1 7 років тому +20

      +Sarah Cartwright I'm 30 and she was probably my first crush... :)

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 7 років тому +6

      Yeah, she was pretty much my first crush as well. Possibly with the exception of Michaela Strachan.

    • @vee10pfs
      @vee10pfs 7 років тому +1

      +leopold So it wasn't just me then and Miss Strachan.

    • @deliquate
      @deliquate 7 років тому

      My first movie-crush Ornella Muti is now 62. We all got old ^^

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 7 років тому

      +vee10 No mate, not just you. Back in the Wacaday, she was a babe!

  • @ParanoidBigfoot
    @ParanoidBigfoot 7 років тому +665

    Can you do an Honest trailer for The Mummy Trilogy? You know, the one with Brendan Fraiser? You know, since the new Mummy movie is coming out.

    • @TornadoWhirl33
      @TornadoWhirl33 7 років тому +25

      Ya know?

    • @BeefBastard
      @BeefBastard 7 років тому +5

      Fraser*

    • @bjam27
      @bjam27 7 років тому +2

      Bwendan Fwazer.

    • @PerKiryu
      @PerKiryu 7 років тому +3

      Do you understand the new Mummy movie isn't a remake of the 1999 movie, it's barely even a remake. It's a "reimagining" (if you will) of the original 1932 film, while also being the first entry in the "universal monsters cinematic universe". Which I have a feeling will be a failure. You just can't beat the classics.

    • @bluchismoon
      @bluchismoon 7 років тому

      James Perkins was the other one not a remake of that older one? if they are, then they're all practically coming from the same basic concept for a movie, which makes them, if only peripherally, related.

  • @ken7165
    @ken7165 6 років тому +221

    "....before you see the sequel to whatever Prometheus was about..." LMFAO!! 😂😂😂

    • @vubevube
      @vubevube 4 роки тому +5

      Covenant made Prometheus look like a masterpiece in comparison though.

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 роки тому +6

      @@vubevube LOL now THAT'S saying something both were complete garbage that absolutely ruined the franchise

    • @spacebum
      @spacebum 4 роки тому +3

      vubevube and both of them made Resurrection look Oscar worthy.

  • @autrostic
    @autrostic 5 років тому +81

    Why don't you put her in charge?! Always my favorite line. R.I.P Bill Paxton

  • @Redeemer115
    @Redeemer115 7 років тому +899

    2:34 "together they'll take on the nastiest monster in the galaxy... corporate middle manages"
    "this installation has substantial dollar value attached to it"
    Best part

    • @Steven5812
      @Steven5812 7 років тому +27

      Redeemer115 "They can *_BILL_* me!" :$ :)

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 6 років тому +9

      Hell, they didn't even use his best line: "Well, it was a bad call, we can see that now, a bad call."

    • @DkSchadow
      @DkSchadow 6 років тому +16

      I don't know which species is worse.

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 6 років тому +14

      I love when Hicks, as senior military officer left (pointed out by Ripley), listens to Burke and then nods, seeming to be in agreement but says "That's what we'll do then. Take off and nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." which was exactly RIpleys' suggestion. Reiser's expression...lol!

    • @Aileron90
      @Aileron90 3 роки тому +2

      Essentially that is the true villain of the story, the company, many people think the creature itself is, but the story is about the evil company trying to turn the alien into a bio weapon, not about the alien itself.....

  • @skirmich
    @skirmich 7 років тому +110

    This movie had amazing dialogue and freaking timeless Quotes....
    This is by far one of the best sequels and Sci-fi movies of all fucking time.

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 3 роки тому +3

      Empire Strikes Back

    • @mkocel
      @mkocel 3 роки тому +1

      @@yoshidinono8095 BOTH CORRECT, BUT ALSO T2, WRATH OF KHAN, AND TEMPLE OF DOOM.
      That would be my top 5 all tied for first for sci fi sequels (even tho TOD is technically a prequel).

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 роки тому +1

      Aliens, The Empire Strikes Back, The Dark Knight, Terminator 2, The Godfather: Part 2, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and Spider-Man 2 are usually what pop in my head when I think of sequels that top the original

    • @Eldergodconsultant
      @Eldergodconsultant 3 роки тому +1

      @@Howlingburd19 Also Winter Soldier

  • @ChesterRico
    @ChesterRico 6 років тому +61

    "Your dad's first crush"? Thanks for making me feel old...

  • @sethraelthebard5459
    @sethraelthebard5459 4 роки тому +40

    That moment when you realize that the film which influenced so much of modern sci-fi horror...is 40 years old.

  • @viewer3412
    @viewer3412 7 років тому +43

    Screen Junkies nailed it with this one. Great job! FUnniest line for me: "Return to the grimy, sweaty Truck Stop bathroom that is the Alien universe."

  • @kevinhortachata9700
    @kevinhortachata9700 7 років тому +244

    how do we not have a trailer for Alien yet?

    • @sureshots98
      @sureshots98 7 років тому +24

      Because Aliens is better.

    • @kevinhortachata9700
      @kevinhortachata9700 7 років тому +24

      Ryan Anderson bullshit. Aliens is cool but it aint better

    • @Akumetsubg
      @Akumetsubg 7 років тому +24

      Ryan Anderson, hahahaha, no.

    • @sureshots98
      @sureshots98 7 років тому +1

      Than where's your trailer?

    • @kevinhortachata9700
      @kevinhortachata9700 7 років тому +14

      Ryan Anderson these trailers tend to highlight faults in movies. how could you make one for Alien?

  • @Jacktoriousrexrex
    @Jacktoriousrexrex 6 років тому +12

    This film is a goddamn masterpiece I can never get bored of it no matter how many times I watch it. And I'm constantly introducing new generations to it that love it.

    • @robertwright-fi9fz
      @robertwright-fi9fz Рік тому +1

      Yes is still my favorite movie of all time. They should just call it "Badass" the movie!

  • @phalphalak
    @phalphalak 5 років тому +123

    The voice refers to Ripley as their "dad's first crush". Little does he know that she's a lesbian's first crush.

    • @phalphalak
      @phalphalak 2 роки тому +4

      @Aquatic Ape Did you just make the "Did you assume my gender" "joke" that reactionary transphobes like to make?

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell 2 роки тому +1

      @Aquatic Ape I'm just here to comment on your name. I can dig it.

  • @Viltorm
    @Viltorm 7 років тому +96

    DO TERMINATOR 1 ALREADY!!!

  • @jasonevans4970
    @jasonevans4970 7 років тому +682

    Worth it for the "corporate middle managers" line. XD

    • @bumgod75
      @bumgod75 7 років тому +10

      Jason Evans I've watched many of these honest trailers and I've never laughed as hard as when he said that line

    • @jasonevans4970
      @jasonevans4970 7 років тому +7

      So saith the voice of... bitter... experience.

    • @Osterochse
      @Osterochse 7 років тому +3

      the fun thing is that absolute no manager on this planet would talk like that: "dollar value" ? the fuck? that word would never appear anywhere in a business or acocunting text book.

    • @jasonevans4970
      @jasonevans4970 7 років тому +13

      Of course not, that would imply that managers recognise some other measure of value than monetary.

    • @crucential
      @crucential 6 років тому +6

      Funny because it's so, so true!

  • @IXtn
    @IXtn 4 роки тому +21

    "Corporate middle managers".. as one of them I approve!

  • @mckinziechapman1622
    @mckinziechapman1622 5 років тому +20

    "Game over man, game over!"
    Bill Paxton was great in every single movie that was in. REST IN PEACE, WE MISS YA BILL PAXTON!

  • @Arozura
    @Arozura 7 років тому +601

    Vasquez is NOT a Latino!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT.THE.

    • @sunnyday9744
      @sunnyday9744 7 років тому +1

      faaaak

    • @littlekitty5525
      @littlekitty5525 7 років тому +3

      ikr wtf

    • @EGeorgev
      @EGeorgev 7 років тому +55

      same reaction I had when I learned that Jessica Alba IS a latino :D

    • @bajablast7175
      @bajablast7175 7 років тому +29

      Her wikipedia says she is of Brazilian decent so if that's true she would be Latina.

    • @231mac
      @231mac 7 років тому +14

      Nope, she's Jewish.

  • @omerZauber
    @omerZauber 7 років тому +184

    They mostly come at night... mostly.

    • @ForeverFootball3
      @ForeverFootball3 7 років тому +1

      Omer Zauber her accent slipped at that point

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 7 років тому +4

      ForeverFootball3 "Mewstleh..."

    • @Azureneedle
      @Azureneedle 7 років тому +10

      Moistly.

    • @Chrisbajs
      @Chrisbajs 7 років тому +3

      Di mistli cim it nite. Mistli.

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 7 років тому +2

      Did they deliver those pizzas I ordered, a few plain cheese 1 for Kevin lol

  • @TheMikiros
    @TheMikiros 6 років тому +26

    "YAAAASSSSSS Kween!" yall killt me w/ that one.

  • @Bandit69ply
    @Bandit69ply 5 років тому +22

    Nastiest monster in the galaxy. Corporate middle managers. I love it. Soooo true! Lmao

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 7 років тому +42

    The original alien was able to run amok because they didn't want to shoot it and risk it bleeding through the ship. It makes sense that they were able to kill more on the surface.

    • @KevinAlibert
      @KevinAlibert 7 років тому +16

      plus they are very weell trained soldiers with insane weapons while the Nostromo was a mining ship filled with civilians with barely any weapon and no training

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 7 років тому +8

      Yes, but I remember (if I do so correctly) that the Nostromo had weapons, and they specifically discussed not using them for fear of the blood burning through the hull and sucking the oxygen, killing them all. The acidic blood was actually added into the script to give a reason why they couldn't just shoot it, and avoid a huge plothole.

    • @Borntooearly
      @Borntooearly 7 років тому +1

      They have no weapons in the original, only a flamethrower which gets lost when the captain dies. No weapons!

    • @djksketch
      @djksketch 7 років тому +1

      they had flamethrowers, cattle prods and nets in Alien. it bleeding through the ship wasn't an issue, they just had no guns

  • @Abetterlife88
    @Abetterlife88 7 років тому +18

    Aliens is by far my favorite alien movie. I've watched it more times than I can count. RIP Bill.

  • @heavenluvsrain
    @heavenluvsrain 3 роки тому +20

    I have a good title: “Ripley’s Believe It or Not”!!!! Ahahaha!!!

  • @ojay57
    @ojay57 4 роки тому +18

    "get away from her.." "WHOOOOO!" 😂 "WHAT ARE THOSE!" ☠️⚰️

  • @afaque9851
    @afaque9851 7 років тому +150

    AWESOME VOICE: Ripley i got one question for ya
    ME: what is he gonna say!!
    AWESOME VOICE: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSE
    ME: FUKC YEAH! XD didnt see that coming

    • @bugman655
      @bugman655 7 років тому +3

      what did he mean by that anyhow

    • @WillJM81280
      @WillJM81280 7 років тому +1

      It was a reference to Bash the Entertainer. Check out a few of his vids. Most contagious laugh ever.

    • @afaque9851
      @afaque9851 7 років тому +1

      it's a meme
      The original video was posted by Brandon Moore in 2015, go check it out

    • @elboyeleven989
      @elboyeleven989 7 років тому +2

      Lol! You didn't spell the F-word right!

    • @noelcastillo8962
      @noelcastillo8962 7 років тому +3

      It got more viral when a kid said it to Michael Jordan " WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSE" in Jordan Basketball camp,trying to troll Jordan with his Kicks his wearing & got schooled back by Jordan.

  • @jordantoms4367
    @jordantoms4367 7 років тому +245

    Favourite movie of all time. Let's Rock!

  • @anarchyantz1564
    @anarchyantz1564 5 років тому +18

    And the most bad-ass moment in sci-fi history. Yup sums it up perfectly.

  • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
    @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 5 років тому +33

    "And Bill Paxtons "Hudson", the Marine who literally cant even!" I'm dead lmao

  • @BrodenPlays
    @BrodenPlays 7 років тому +28

    The "WHAT ARE THOSE?!?" line and the YASSS got me really good. Oh fuck, that means I'm a millennial, doesn't it?

  • @BrianDePalmaII
    @BrianDePalmaII 7 років тому +138

    Say: "I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but I'm all out of ass!"

  • @gordondavis6168
    @gordondavis6168 4 роки тому +66

    I prefer the term “artificial person” myself. From the aliens’ perspective, this is Home Alone.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 4 роки тому +14

      Ripley approaching the Queen: Why do I hear boss music?
      The Queen approached by Ripley: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell 2 роки тому

      🤯

  • @goksheen
    @goksheen 4 роки тому +15

    I laughed hard at "C-Creepy-O"!

  • @jimbo9305
    @jimbo9305 7 років тому +10

    "Ehhh, absolute badasses!" Did you know the actor who played MSgt Apone was a real USMC sergeant in Vietnam? Hats off to Cameron for picking the right actors and making one of the best movies of all time.

  • @theshadowjumper6498
    @theshadowjumper6498 7 років тому +282

    "Game over man, game over!"

    • @robertjohnson7877
      @robertjohnson7877 5 років тому +3

      Riply: "No wait... I found a 1-up in the debris and a power loader upgrade... I'll save that for later."

    • @xaph212
      @xaph212 4 роки тому

      ''Don't give up, we can still win this ''

    • @bryanbowen2935
      @bryanbowen2935 4 роки тому

      The Pax-MAN! R.I.P. Bill.

  • @acefreaky2988
    @acefreaky2988 5 років тому +8

    Aliens by far the best in the series. Some great over acting and great fun.

  • @marieperry5052
    @marieperry5052 4 роки тому +7

    Return to the grimy, sweaty truck stop bathroom line had me cryin 😂
    Aliens is my favorite movie of all time, this was brilliantly funny. Thanks for making this 😊

  • @joezehmattos3115
    @joezehmattos3115 7 років тому +12

    Finally! Aliens is in my top 10 movies list.

  • @kristenwagner
    @kristenwagner 7 років тому +54

    Please do The Iron Giant next!! Such an amazingly underrated movie!

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 7 років тому +1

      Kristen Wagner He also needs to do Cats Don't Dance.

    • @alexfriedrichs6240
      @alexfriedrichs6240 7 років тому +5

      Well, it was underrated until everybody and their mom started calling it such.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 7 років тому

      If you don't like it, it isn't underrated. But considering how hard it is to get on disc or streaming, it really is underrated to the point that too many will never get a chance to see it.

    • @tornadochaser2457
      @tornadochaser2457 7 років тому +6

      Under viewed, not underrated.

    • @RidleyKraid187
      @RidleyKraid187 7 років тому +3

      Overrated, but Underviewed. It's one of those things people love to praise because everyone else praises it, but nobody actually cares enough to watch it themselves.

  • @janjankovicjahoda
    @janjankovicjahoda 5 років тому +114

    Best Movie Ever.

    • @roybatty9663
      @roybatty9663 5 років тому +1

      Can't be the best movie ever because it ain't even the best movie in the franchise. Possibly the best action movie ever though.

    • @jimbyrdiii1503
      @jimbyrdiii1503 5 років тому +1

      And the Original PREDATOR.

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 4 роки тому

      @@roybatty9663 I think it's the best one I'm the franchise
      It's entirely opinion, I'm not even going to attack you for disagreeing with me
      Which one is your favorite?

    • @underpigeon7465
      @underpigeon7465 3 роки тому +1

      True

  • @TheDayMang
    @TheDayMang 5 років тому +26

    "And still no one listens to a thing she has to say"
    It was 58 years after the events of the first movie...

  • @closeben
    @closeben 7 років тому +76

    Please say, "The Krusty Crab Pizza is the pizza for you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

    • @thesmiths9592
      @thesmiths9592 7 років тому +1

      Ben Close Squidward:I don't care about the customer!
      Spongebob:........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @TheBattlesword
      @TheBattlesword 7 років тому

      Ben Close and my feet are killing me!

  • @bobhutchinson3638
    @bobhutchinson3638 7 років тому +242

    Please do "Blade Runner"

    • @grantsparr9414
      @grantsparr9414 7 років тому +30

      Mikhail Gritsenko They probably will do one by the time Blade Runner 2049 releases.

    • @sunrisesofi450
      @sunrisesofi450 7 років тому +1

      Mikhail Gritsenko agree! Do blade runner

    • @bobhutchinson3638
      @bobhutchinson3638 6 років тому

      you were right

  • @mrfirdaus998
    @mrfirdaus998 5 років тому +15

    "What are thoseeeee!!!!!"
    I'm dead XDDDDDD

  • @Riverfilly153
    @Riverfilly153 7 років тому +4

    😂😂 3:35 😆🤣, "... disguised in his big, bad, bug-suit!" "Ehhh, still a better story than Prometheus. 🤣🤣 too GOOD!

  • @Jerry4050
    @Jerry4050 7 років тому +13

    Jenette Goldstein is Vasquez? now my mind is blown

  • @sahilkapur8509
    @sahilkapur8509 7 років тому +64

    Logan honest trailer please!!

  • @jacobwright5542
    @jacobwright5542 5 років тому +4

    Admittedly, Prometheus is somewhat confounding on the first watch, but, on the next go-around, freed from expectation, it becomes more apparent how unique and creative it is.

  • @SimonRancourt
    @SimonRancourt 5 років тому +17

    James Cameron's pitch meeting for Aliens : he wrote "ALIENS" on a blackboard, then made it into "ALIEN$".

  • @that-one-dude23
    @that-one-dude23 7 років тому +89

    my dad still has a crush on Sigourney Weaver (Ripley)

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 7 років тому +11

      Stuart Celestine he'd be gay if he didn't! 😎

    • @coolboy2153
      @coolboy2153 7 років тому +1

      I'm gay and I still have a crush on Sigourney Weaver hahaha

    • @ProfSebastian
      @ProfSebastian 7 років тому +18

      Hell! Who doesn't?

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 7 років тому +11

      She's still got it and everyone thinks so.

    • @ragingfiip
      @ragingfiip 7 років тому +1

      I like how you put "Ripley" in parentheses as if people don't know who Sigourney Weaver is....

  • @AllOutMovies
    @AllOutMovies 7 років тому +136

    Do an Honest Trailer for Honest Trailers.

    • @gregknight1989
      @gregknight1989 7 років тому +11

      I was going to suggest Zombieland, but your idea is much more interesting.

    • @mariosonic4ever
      @mariosonic4ever 7 років тому +4

      I'm pretty sure they did one.

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 5 років тому

      It's on their channel

  • @matthewhudson7883
    @matthewhudson7883 5 років тому +9

    This Honest Trailer never gets old. It ages like fine wine.

  • @GenuineBronxite
    @GenuineBronxite 6 років тому +7

    "It's like a sex toy factory made out of scorpions!"
    Best. Line. EVER!!!

  • @user_8982
    @user_8982 7 років тому +266

    Predator honest trailer!!!!!!!

    • @demi191
      @demi191 7 років тому +9

      Sai Teja we might have ro wait until a bit before the new predator

    • @MegatronPrime321
      @MegatronPrime321 7 років тому +6

      Might have to wait a while. It's the film's 30th anniversary in a month.

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 7 років тому +3

      Alien vs Predator

    • @bobafettuccine3541
      @bobafettuccine3541 7 років тому +3

      The Abyss Honest Trailer !!!!!!!!!!

    • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
      @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 років тому +10

      Do it! DO IT! COME ON! HONEST TRAILER IT! COME OOOOOOOOOOON! DO IT!

  • @webjunk76
    @webjunk76 7 років тому +97

    You have to do the Never Ending Story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dubyooteefuck2580
      @dubyooteefuck2580 7 років тому +7

      Rene Vargas scariest horror film im history

    • @imAnF18nBiWinning
      @imAnF18nBiWinning 7 років тому +4

      Won't lie, that weird Sperm Dragon's crazy eyes scared me when I was young.

    • @nikispade1350
      @nikispade1350 7 років тому +3

      That gave me nightmares as a child. I never got the courage to watch it again even after all this years.
      R.I.P. Horse

  • @flnthrn2
    @flnthrn2 4 роки тому +31

    Screen Junkies mostly made no reference to Newt's iconic line. Mostly.

    • @jimromero5625
      @jimromero5625 3 роки тому

      I was mostly very disappointed. Mostly. (And by "mostly" I mean...enormously)

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 роки тому

      "You do not break down because you're weak. You break down because you've been strong for too long."
      Also, crying releases endorphines, so basically saves uppers / alcohol. Smart move!

  • @tristanpool5708
    @tristanpool5708 3 роки тому +3

    The Paxmans best line by far....
    “Maybe we got ‘em demoralised” Man could he deliver a line.... Rest easy.

  • @mysticcybertron7264
    @mysticcybertron7264 7 років тому +148

    Turns out this movie is literally - Ripley's Believe it or not.

    • @Bit01
      @Bit01 7 років тому +15

      hissing intensifies

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 7 років тому +9

      That should have been the title lol.

    • @ragezeon
      @ragezeon 7 років тому +4

      For real...they passed up on a good opportunity there.

  • @anagabysanban6648
    @anagabysanban6648 7 років тому +86

    NO WAY!!! I´ve always could sworn she was a Latina... AND I´M A LATINA!

    • @lukecage9836
      @lukecage9836 7 років тому +2

      I thought she was back in the day too!

    • @lukecage9836
      @lukecage9836 7 років тому

      Is that Laguna Chicabal in your cover photo +ana gaby ?

    • @ITrue3000
      @ITrue3000 7 років тому +5

      I feel like I just found out Santa was not real. WHAT?

    • @marks2807
      @marks2807 7 років тому +6

      She was John Conner's Foster Mother in T2 as well.

    • @hamstsorkxxor
      @hamstsorkxxor 7 років тому +12

      Mark S
      Wait, what?! If that's true, then she's not an actor, she's a human chameleon!

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 6 років тому +31

    Anyone else eyes wide when you see all those aliens crawl up.

  • @rixxy9204
    @rixxy9204 6 років тому +18

    Truck stop bathroom, that is the alien universe

  • @DanTournay
    @DanTournay 7 років тому +9

    RIP Bill Paxton! Memorial in Wakita Oklahoma in sept, Love one of the episodes in mad about you someone askes Paul if he ever saw the aliens movie and he says only the second one

  • @Waltersop
    @Waltersop 7 років тому +402

    holy shit vasquez was in titanic?

    • @SB0780
      @SB0780 7 років тому +15

      And Terminator 2, and Star Trek: Generations ;)

    • @Waltersop
      @Waltersop 7 років тому +6

      as a white woman i guess?

    • @SB0780
      @SB0780 7 років тому

      Correct.

    • @johnmunro4952
      @johnmunro4952 7 років тому +2

      she sells big boooobs stuff now.
      Bras ...Jeanette Goldstein sells big Bras.

    • @immokid
      @immokid 7 років тому +9

      She was also in terminator 2 as John's foster mom! Another James Cameron hit.

  • @calebvaldez7318
    @calebvaldez7318 7 років тому +9

    "The most badass moment in Sci-Fi history" damn fuckin right I still get goosebumps watching it

  • @paperfox5292
    @paperfox5292 2 роки тому +1

    best one of the Alien movies
    My mother used to tell me about it, when I was still too young to see it myself, and I always loved the way she would verbally recreate the scene where Ripley goes down the elevator, and takes that moment to center herself... And then she opens her eyes, its almost dead silent, and *Momma has come to bring death.*
    It was so cool.

  • @n00n50
    @n00n50 7 років тому +110

    i can't even with the marine who literally can't even

    • @anthonyseboe4646
      @anthonyseboe4646 7 років тому +8

      Can't even what? Complete a full sentance?

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 7 років тому +1

      Anthony Seboe Or spell sentence properly?

    • @n00n50
      @n00n50 7 років тому +3

      care to watch the trailer and get the joke, pal?

    • @DerpDevilDD
      @DerpDevilDD 7 років тому +1

      Anthony Seboe Geez, bet you can't even between the refrigerator with the WHOLE bottle of coke. Probably haven't even been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 7 років тому +16

    Still holds up

  • @BuggSmasher
    @BuggSmasher 5 років тому +2

    This was the best birthday ever, having seen on my 13th birthday. Thanks Mom !

  • @stiricidium2281
    @stiricidium2281 5 років тому +8

    "A sex toy factory made out of scorpions." I DIED

  • @kumatoni5245
    @kumatoni5245 7 років тому +91

    Vasquez was one of my first crushes. Hot damn, she was awesome.

    • @jackj9816
      @jackj9816 7 років тому +6

      Kuma Toni that would be a scary crush lol

    • @csgrambauer5852
      @csgrambauer5852 7 років тому +45

      "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" BURN!!!!!!

  • @johndzchambers
    @johndzchambers 7 років тому +10

    I appreciate that all jokes aside, they acknowledge how awesome this movie truly is. Was my favourite movie for years.

  • @BrianMartininc
    @BrianMartininc 6 років тому +4

    ""WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?!!?"
    Kills me Everytime

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 6 років тому +88

    Every movie needs a Batmobile.

  • @2WARDEN2
    @2WARDEN2 7 років тому +5

    "It's like a sex-toy factory made out of scorpions!"
    Dear fuck I will never unsee that. And yet it's the perfect way to describe them.

  • @bacon9631
    @bacon9631 7 років тому +138

    Please say "Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?"

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly 6 років тому +75

    ...I liked the second one more than the first.

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 роки тому +4

      Completely justifiable since the first was a little slow.

    • @Eldergodconsultant
      @Eldergodconsultant 3 роки тому

      @@Keithustus well the first one was more suspenseful. This one focused on action more

  • @Kubinda12345
    @Kubinda12345 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite movie out of the Alien franchise also because it greatly shows the weakness of the Aliens. They are got at sneak attacks but fall in droves when they try directly attacking their enemies.