THE WORST 1ST DATE EVER!!!! | Grilling S.1 Ep.11 with Dizzle The Comedian
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- The final episode and it's not one to miss... Dizzle and Chian clash heads in this one. Did you think he deserved such a poor rating?
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That comedian was hilarious, I'm still I tears I have rewatched this episode so many times
@@GOAT8190 He had me in stitches!
@@GOAT8190 certified legend with them comebacks
_there’s more to life than women fellas_
On top of that he a wierd cringe old man
I mean I think we can all agree that ,after all these first dates and memorable moments , the lesson is
Sniper out now on all digital plataforms brav
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this made me laugh. Thank you
😂😂😂🤣
oi stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
*wipes away tear* that was beautiful 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
"Are you loyal? “
“Yes I am loyal, I'm loyal to my barber"
😂😂😂💈😂😂😂💈😂😂😂
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Now THAT’S a true loyal man
Facts
Finally! a dude that treats the date for the joke it is.
Man said she’s got a pretty throat 😂
you defo haven’t watched castillos episode yet
@@Yass.otb208 castillo was still trying to smash her by coming off a baddie. This dude is plain treating as a joke.
@@jameskarue5718 lol he found her attractive but really didn’t care for the end result so he did take as a joke if you actually deep it
More like had no game
This isn't a date this is a flippin argument and I'm here for it 😂😂😂
The lower the rating the better and funnier the date no cap😂😂😂
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Facts lmao
Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev 😎
Opening line
"I'd really bust on this girl's face."
I already knew what time it was from there😂😂
Wow he said that???? That amazing, he's so cool bro.....
Seriously, he sounds childish, he's a 3rd rate Castillo wannabe.
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@@mrt445 hows he a 3rd rate Castillo when Dizzle been around and been the same before you knew who Castillo was...
@@dealz5197 Castillo is far more well known than this guy now even though he isn't a comedian. This guy isn't even funny. Secondly if you watch his standup or short videos this really isn't how he acts...
@@mrt445 👌🏿
It's no longer a search for the right man, this has just turned into a bunch of dates for a chit chat and a Castillo promo. He did make me laugh, I cant lie lol
He's just trying too hard to be funny and failing.
Obviously for her to find the right man she has to talk to more than one, secondly it's obviously also about entertainment and that's why we watch it. It's not to be taken seriously.
It never was. This show is for entertainment only 😅
Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev
sniper out now on all digital platforms bruv
@@mrt445 tryna Copy Castillo
“Is it important for men to be in tune with their emotions?”
“You sound like you want a pussio” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
Man I'm dying over here 😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Manz hilarious bruv
"Your shit stinks" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL this episode was hilarious 👏🏾
This has to be one of the funniest ones ever. ‘Pum pum over my kids? Yes, duhhhhhhhh!’ I actually think she thinks he’s serious 😂
This Man is genius He Went in there With 1 intention to be a troll and Violate 'twas Funny🤣🤣🤣
It's a joke ting afterall
He's tapped not funny lol
"I will really buss in this girls face". 😂😂😂😂 Less than two minutes in.
I haven't even watched this yet. But this comment sums up dizzle in one. He's a walking hazard 🤣🤣🤣
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he just tryna go viral like castillo and push his career
@@3kb787 you haven't got a clue
@@3kb787 Damn near every guy on here is trying to push their career. Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev
Dizzle is a full on troll 😂😂😂😂
Dizzle didn’t break character. Funniest one I’ve watched😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts so funny Ali g vibes 😂😂
I lost it when he said “I have one barber”😂
😂
How can she sit there and be so serious?? This guy is mashing me up 😂😂🤣🤣
Pause
What you mean by that that bro 🤨
@@danielnwogu5135 making me laugh! Ok ok, reading it back sounds kinda strange but i meant mashing me up (making me laugh)
@@jjshoots496 AYOOO
I never laughed so hard watching this show. I was in tears 😭
This is definitely the best show so far by farrrrrrrrrr lol
BUSSING UP!!!
‘ I don’t want chemistry I just want to put wood in your hole’ Jesus Christ this guy is dark 😂
Don’t blasphemy
Sniper - Out now on all digital platforms brav
😂😂
Man said beatistry 🤣🤣
But cant say he isnt honest :D
This guy makes Castilo look like a gentleman
He turned the grilling on her 🤣🤣 what a legend
Petition for HARRY PINERO to jump on this
INDEED
Dead
Harry making bank with them boys, don't think he will take this promo platform
OIIIIIIIII
“Girth is worth” this guy is going all in 😂
Legend
Yes he is. That Adam's apple ting was mad
He was grilling her throughout tho ngl 😂
Not really...she was holding her cool and letting jim expose himself
@@bachopinbee5991 ok?
@@bachopinbee5991 thats cap what we’re u watching she was getting grilled simple
@@bachopinbee5991 😅😂 expose himself?
@@bachopinbee5991 virgin Tf are you saying
Big Tobz tried too hard, this guy was a joker, but most importantly.... Sniper out now on all digitial platforms brev.
I didn’t even finished watching that…. Lame
what do you mean big tobz tried to hard witf, you want see black disrespect each other, fuck off, this is why she needs to stop doing this, people like you dont want to see her find a man, you want to see people take the piss, about funny, sniper is a grown man and he was disrespectful wtf
@@denzolondon2655 come out your feelings lil sis. None of it is real
@@denzolondon2655 relax and get a grip you melt
This had me ruined with laughter… 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Man did not take this serious at all. The ‘‘poonahnie whisperer.’’. dead 💀😂🤣😂🤣😂🥲😂🤣😂🤣
She finally met her match tbh, I don't feel sorry for her. 😂
At all, she can't handle a bit of heat 😂 🤣
She got alphad via comedy and couldn't deal with it so funny
Big facts 🤣
I can't stand her she's to fake so yes she deserves the guys taking the piss with her
@@madamery9946 alie 🤝
The way he answered the question of what would happen if he son fell over ...I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
All respect to Castillo Mr. Sniper himself and the Top G tate but this was easily the best episode 😂😂😂😂😂 I was never bored for a second 😂
"Use your imagination."
"I don't have one."
"Red Flag."
I almost ended up on the floor loooool.
This is top level comedy, I was laughing 2mins in the video and throughout the whole clip proper jokes 😂🤣😂
He used the platform for what he does. Man is serious about his craft
Man made himself look stupid. didn’t find anything he said funny just bare awkward and cringe
@@12active8 True what he said wasn't funny. But how serious she and everyone else seems to take him, actually is.
@@12active8 I would argue that the ability to appreciate subtlety hidden withing bullshit is a trait no 12 year old has, while the seriousness of which he's making fun of certainly is.
@@12active8 Your inability to comprehend a perfectly clear sentence just proves my point. It's quite obvious to me why you don't see humor in the video. Maybe check back in a few years. Cheers.
@@12active8 Really? First you try to insult me, calling me a 12 year old and now you're going for sir. Can you at least show a little bit of congruency in your behavior?
To make it easier for you. Just because you only see directness that "younger kids like", doesn't mean there isn't subtlety. There's subtlety that you just don't get. And that's the last bit of my time that I'm investing in this bs.
All the people talking rubbish like he was being serious. He's a comedian. He said he's watched the show before, it's clear he's trolling. If you can't see that, you're the weird one's. If you've never seen him before, you won't get his humor.
He's not even funny, and definitely not as funny as he thinks. We don't expect people to be serious on this show but at least be interesting, "witty" and funny.
Aren’t comedians supposed to be funny?! 🤔
That's the thing though... Man wasn't funny 😂😂😂 this show has had a comedian and man was funny
That's the thing though... Man wasn't funny 😂😂😂 this show has had a comedian and man was funny
@@hermensonsantana3090 Shut up man, humour is subjective. I found this hilarious
Her: if you’re broke just say that?!
Him: “I don’t like puttin labels on having no money”
I cackled😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s definitely right about she’s hiding a huge past
Fr she came from the streets
You can just tell how lose she is and her body language...bruv big turn off
@Top Lobster and like she didn't even cleared out that she will not sleep with him she's a cap,she is not search for love or nothing
Makes ALOT of sense she said she doesn't know her body count and she says bad experiences don't count= 304 logic
Her nose job says a lot lol
9:40 when he says “nice smooth neck, oh my sorry the neck” 🤣🤣🤣 the violation, he’s 1 step ahead, A1 troll.
She's pressed and he made my day 😭
Dizzle was the perfect antidote for her "f3minist passive-agressiveness" 😂😆😁🖒
Na he was weak fam. I'm surprised he has a kid
@@sheikhsamee Exactly, he was trying so hard to be something he's not and she even clocked this early, that's why this episode turned out weird.
This guy isn't funny and he didn't give a single witty response. I'm also sure he's lying about having a kid.
He was funny
@@mrt445 Are you okay? He wasn't being serious 🤦🏾♂️, he's a wind up merchant.
@@Gargamel616 How many times do I have to say there's nothing wrong with not taking this show seriously. At least be "funny" when you decide not to. Castillo and Bunmi were winding her up and they were funny but this "comedian" was not.
This channel has become a meme for Sinper (out now on all digital platforms).
You’ve edited this comment and still spelt “Sniper” wrong
@@GOATLAVISH777 sinper 😅🤣
@@GOATLAVISH777 actually I had spelt meme incorrectly.
@@JollyRogerTheDodger 🤣
😂😂😂
I can’t believe he really told her. “U can look out for me, while I get back on my feet” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If ur son falls over how u gonna deal with it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was the best part for me I folded loool
"you havent had the candle in the wind" loool 😂😂
How does she not find dizzle funny 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve been laughing the whole time
No cap🤣🤣
She's playing it straight. Show would be dead if she was laughing at everything, she's in on the joke.
Bro!!! Straight out hilarious!!!
Dizzle - use your imagination
Chian - don’t have one
Dizzle - 🚩 HAHAHAHAHA
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When the camera is behind her You can sometimes see she is secretly laughing 😂
Brudda said “I am loyal……..to my barber” 😂😂😂
This guy is seriously jokes 🤣 good content 👍🏽
17:23 Dizzle was *BANG ON* here! 🎯 He sums up how Chian has been throughout the whole series! 😂
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😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah she's been told there😎👍
This show is absolutely hilarious, this lady is like I want an "alpha", but I don't like toxic masculinity. It is hilarious that she doesn't realize that the concept of an alpha male is toxic. LMAO.
Not necessarily..
@@babamartis4765 it actually is.
She wants a man who sticks up for HER and is willing to fight for HER. There's nothing toxic about that
How is an Alpha male toxic? Lol
Very strange world we live in
@@mrt445 partners that stick up for each other is not the same thing as the concept of being an alpha male.
This episode was chian getting grilled 🤣🤣
😂😂
Ladies & gentlemen, she’s met her match in a horrible way.😈💀
No ones clocking my mans just acting and tekin the piss, got me cracking up lol.
Her: Are you in touch with your emotions ?
Him: Yes I do
😂😂😂
Dizzle is moving mad 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Can’t lie she’s toooo serious
He’s genuinely funny 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is great I actually love how direct he’s being with her
Its a character for sure 🤣
Yea she's fake ....taking the manz for a ride she searching for something which ain't there
He’s funny, check out chalk and cheese podcast to see him no filters along with the rest of the mandem,
Exactly lol
This approach surprisingly works quite often
I cried one time I got head, I thought it was her teeth but it was my emotions 🤣🤣
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This man is a top tier troll I’m dead 😂😂😂🔥😂😂
This man is just trolling 😂😂😂😂
He came to troll. Yes he’s a comedian, some moments was funny, some moments wasn’t , most moments was rude. But there was nothing he came to talk serious about Lool.
lmao why would he? this chick has dated like 15 guys on this show no 2nd dates and has a scoreboard rating. he used this show to boost his audience. He won!
Bro you tweaking he was funny Af😂😂😂😂
The thing is, everything he said was so true even though he was trolling. I learnt quite a bit about male psychology🤣🤣
She contradicts what she likes BUT Dizzle was on jokes. She looked stressed and he made me laugh. Dizzle made this the best one. He alphad her through comedy had me crying too funny
He's not that funny or witty enough or even Alpha. He only appeals to the kids who watch this show.
@@mrt445 aw u gna cry about it too?
@@mrt445 hes funny in a dumb way
@@ethanpatrick7591 Yes, a very dumb immature way.
@@mrt445 bro u reply to ppl who reply to ur comment on UA-cam. Pattern up
you lot brought Jayz and called him dizzle the comedian😂😂LOVE IT!!
Jay z lookalike for sure 👍 👌 💯
At the 12:02 mark:
Chian: *So if your son cries, are you going to call him a pussyio?*
Dizzle: *uhm-hm (meaning NO), DICKHEAD!*
I laughed my ass off at this part.
"Get up, pussyhole...come out my face and stop the cryin...fore a I kick you in your back...piece of shit!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 dizzle done the grilling in this episode lool I don’t think she was ready, too funny and how is she not laughing 😂😂😂😂
“That’s a conversation you need to have with your vagina”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣im dead
The fact she didn't fund him funny makes it even more hilarious hahahahaha
This has been the best one so far finally someone doesn't take her 💩
Candle in the wind 🕯 🌬 had me 💀
Bro is carrying this show mums life!!!😂😂😂😂
Clearly ain’t seen Castillo
Dizzle had me laughing throughout
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same here
He’s hilarious 😂
I’m in stitchessss! I hope to see more of this guy going forward 😭
"you're not ok because you haven't had the Candle in the Wind!"
Bruhhhhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dizzle is tooo funny, had me laughing soo much 😂😂😂
If the cultured, financially successful, gracefully dominant, emotionally intelligent, tall and muscular African rap artist-gentleman from Christmas Eve wasn't good enough, then she's a lost cause and I am so sorry for her.
This Grilling Show has simply turned into naught but pure entertainment now. She shan't be around running circles to find an eligible man: she merely want a pet, a valet, an extra 17 stone in ice cream and buttery foods, and a Metaverse-generated girl friend. Pure and simple.
You actually thought this serious in the first place?? 😂😂😂it was never meant to be serious, most of the guest are comedians ffs🤦
He was she said she liked him
Maybe HE wasn't interested enough for a relationship. You listed it yourself tall, emotional intelligent... Why her if there are millions of women who would want him and who might be more attractive in terms of physical appearance of "baggage" like a child
He's down for a second date but he has to compete with the other guys who are getting 8+ votes. I don't think he's tall though....
@@Noname-mx8qj That’s how most of these red pill wannabes act. Taking out their personal experiences on the world. 🤣
This man said everything I would have said 😂😂😂😂😂💀
Man came with the uno reverse card and started grilling her 🤣
Not going to lie this guy is the best one so far 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude be out here looking like a Knock off version of Jay-Z
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have you had your back doors kicked off ? hahahahaha i died, this guy is straight grilling TF out of her. i lov him ...
The second hand embarrassment is unreal
duuuude it's so fucken cringe
Somebody give this man a medal already 🤣🤣
She's so insecure that she had to keep insulting him 🤣
man said pum pum is designed to be lied too🤣🤣🤣
Dizzle said mannnnny things the other guys have said... he just said it straightforward and constantly...!
Dizzle is an absolute mad man hahahahahahahhaha
Finally. Another real G. The first was Castillo. Next was Andrew Tate. Nice one Drizzle. Before I go y'all gotta remember that Sniper out on all digital paltforms.😂😂😂
Mans said "pom pom big like narnia"💀
If u want chemistry go to the science museum 🤣🤣 wtf is this guy on
😂that was a goodline though
Dizzel is something else 😂I have been waiting for this one.
Dizzle is hilarious ... this is by far the most entertaining episode i have watched so far from this season... he definately grilled her and not the other way round.
Ok so she rated him a 2/10.
Little did you know she's on Castillo's new music video. Imagine what she does with this man 😂😂😂
Out on all digital platforms, bruv
“Stop lookin at my froat” 😂😂😂
Man like Wileys twin asked her have u had ur backdoors kicked in 😂
Did he??? Wow that amazing!!!!.... (Like it means anything considering that anal is one of the things she always brings up).
@@mrt445 why are u in every comment 😂 rest
@@anesutheproducer Lol, something about this episode pissed me off. Maybe it's this guy trying to be funnier than he actually is, lol
@@mrt445 that’s just how dizzle is 😂 he knew not to be serious
@@anesutheproducer That's the thing. You don't have to be serious on this show but at least be witty and funny, or completely different to the other guests. Bunmi, Mike's comedy and Castillo were all completely different and that's what made those episodes even funnier. Even some of the serious episodes are interesting because they all bring something new to the discussion.
I don't even consider Castillo to be the best or 2nd best on this show but he was entertaining and funny. This guy is a fake Alpha male trying to be something he's not. He sounds childish. At least be witty or funny in some way with your responses.
The is the least funniest he's ever been.
12:07 this part made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omg I was in tears
I love how he uses the word "dickhead" on purpose instead of "pussy" or any neutral/feminine insult. Making it obvious that she's the one who's trying to force the "crying boys/men are weak" stereotype onto him, while he's basically calling his son "still a man but crying" by saying "dickhead". Funny and bigbrain move.
Okay🤣 this is the most hilarious episode I have seen on this show🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 was literally shouting and rotfl🤣
This girl is programmed into this disney perception shes the common denominator as to why shes not settled. Women like this often grow old anyway it's just interesting watching the process pan out live online. Hes having a laugh but hes touching on real issues about her. But it's also interesting to see how she combats it with poor shaming tactics
you are a wise man sir..
bang on 😂
You realise this isn’t real right? Shes not actually using the show to find a man it’s entertainment lol
@@kemal3599 but soooo many things he said are true.
The last dude was so boring af and the one making scratching noises was pure cringe. Do a David Castillo double date 👀👀👀👀
Dizzle is da best, always so real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Top class entertainment.
They were a good double act.
Straight character versus comedy character.
They both held their corner.
She didn’t try to be funny, he didn’t try to intellectualise.
Neither of them took things personally resulting in an amusing adult conversation.
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You can see she was laughing but they kept turning the camera to the back of her head when she was laughing. All for the cameras 😂😂😂 how can she not laugh 😅
Yeah it’s all for cameras
This was jokes 🤣 its hard to make a comedian break his frame - hes dealt with heckling before, grilling questions won't phase.
who else saw bare flies buzzing round him after he said he put aftershave on 😂😂
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One even landed on him 🤣