@williamcrowe2576 No, I think either they meant the guy who looked like Skinny Principal Rooney from "Ferris Beuller's Day Off", or maybe the guy who looked like both Buff Borat, AND Tall Buff Paul Rudd at the same time? It's hard to tell, honestly.
1978 was the year of perms for white men, though, which was mostly terrifying to behold unless you were Donald Sutherland. He could carry it off. Sadly, most men were not him.
"I told him never to call me when I'm shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night." 🤣 I do want that blue and white checkered shirt, though. For real.
My late dusk archery training in a suburban backyard has been interrupted before too;frustrating. Need to learn the lounge chair technique featured here.
One of my all-time favorite Rifftrax. Admittedly, I'm biased because I love stupid martial arts movies, but the jokes are spot-on and the movie itself has a weird sort of charm to it. It's one of those where you really feel like a lot of people who are just punching slightly above their weight (rather than being utterly terrible at their jobs) were sincerely giving it their all.
Despite making Guy from Harlem look like a blaxplotation masterpiece, this movie's got the funkier theme, even though I can't really tell what it's about. This is like if Barry Gordy's untalented uncle made a Double Dragon movie!
This is the kind of movie that's really fun to make when you're in highschool. "What if we were all badass martial artists (even though we're not)!" "I'll be a yakuza boss, and you can do some ancient japanese assassination techniques!" "I got some nunchucks we can use!"
"An episode of Jerry Springer breaks out!" "Screaming lessons from Sam Kini-san!" And whoever sings "I'm gonna blow your mind" in the opening theme sounds like a Wookie!
The screaming in that fight sequence in the office is hilarious on its own - that and cane guy's overacted death make this look like an awesomely bad movie.
When I first saw this movie, I honestly didn't know if the guy at 2:12 was part of the movie or if he just stumbled onto the set thinking people were really fighting.
EVERYBODY! READ THIS: The guy who played Roman, the boxer who was killed and the other guy made his "death promise?" His name is Bob O'Connell, he played the voice of Mr. Digger, the mole in Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny! I knew he sounded familiar!
If Bruce Lee remade Saturday Night Fever...it wouldn't look anything like this HOWEVER If John Travolta remade Enter the Dragon.....(Try not to think about how likely that is).
5:35 Worth it, for this line alone! XD 7:58 Stop the WORLD for Stouffer's mac & cheese! 🍜🧀😋 15:33 The 'YaQUIZa' is like MENSA, only with Really Hard Tests Wocka-chika-wocka-chika-wocka-chika: ah, the '70s. Leave It, or LEAVE IT!
15:34 Karate teacher for middle schoolers by day, international gangster by night. 16:16 And apparently he's an unsuccessful encyclopedia salesman, too.
"An old Japanese assassin trick" Oh yeah right I'll bet! This was back when people could barely even tell the difference between China and Japan, ESPECIALLY script writers and film makers!
"Also, we'll be recording the sound on a microphone we stole from a Jack In The Box drive-thru..."
“That’s cool”
“And an episode of Jerry Springer breaks out”
@@kellyweingart3692 Lol
That white guy screaming with his facial expression is easily one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed
He looks like a member of both the Doobie Brothers and a member of Dr Teeth's band from the muppets. 😂
😂😂😂😂
UEEEEEEEEEEghhhhh-YUEEEEHHHHH ~~~!!!!
*repeat*
The guy who looks like Danny Kaye?
@williamcrowe2576 No, I think either they meant the guy who looked like Skinny Principal Rooney from "Ferris Beuller's Day Off", or maybe the guy who looked like both Buff Borat, AND Tall Buff Paul Rudd at the same time? It's hard to tell, honestly.
"Learn the fighting style of a fussy toddler at snack time!" LOL!
"Uncle Tom Stabbin'", took a second but made me laugh really hard.
I graduated high school in 1977 and I swear that was the year of the most hideous fashion in the history of Mankind
+Edgar Allan Lovecraft Same here bro. 1977.
+Rim Shot Gas prices thru the roof, disco, guys with permed hair, polyester, and jummah cahtah...lol
Ha Ha, It was crazy but fun, you have to admit.
1978 was the year of perms for white men, though, which was mostly terrifying to behold unless you were Donald Sutherland. He could carry it off. Sadly, most men were not him.
Ah, 1977. The year all the kids were ODing on Jimson Weed at high school. Good times.
“I have a gun and I’m filled with rage so just relax!” 😂😂
"I told him never to call me when I'm shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night." 🤣 I do want that blue and white checkered shirt, though. For real.
The shirt at 6:52, that is.
My late dusk archery training in a suburban backyard has been interrupted before too;frustrating. Need to learn the lounge chair technique featured here.
Ferich11 Albano is first tied up in the lounge chair then when he’s shown dead, there is no chair.
More like "day for night" archery haha
This movie has got more screaming shirtless guys than Undefeatable.
"I HAVE A GUN AND I'M FILLED WITH RAGE, RELAX!"😡😣😤😵
lol
“You’re gonna blow your vocal chords, young man”
“Okay”
"We're here to fix the gas, you maniac!"
One of my all-time favorite Rifftrax. Admittedly, I'm biased because I love stupid martial arts movies, but the jokes are spot-on and the movie itself has a weird sort of charm to it. It's one of those where you really feel like a lot of people who are just punching slightly above their weight (rather than being utterly terrible at their jobs) were sincerely giving it their all.
"Yes but he was three months late on your karate dues." I don't know why that gets me to laugh XD!!!
Despite making Guy from Harlem look like a blaxplotation masterpiece, this movie's got the funkier theme, even though I can't really tell what it's about. This is like if Barry Gordy's untalented uncle made a Double Dragon movie!
This is the kind of movie that's really fun to make when you're in highschool. "What if we were all badass martial artists (even though we're not)!" "I'll be a yakuza boss, and you can do some ancient japanese assassination techniques!" "I got some nunchucks we can use!"
Not to take away from Rifftrax but, I was laughing at so many scenes even without any commentary.
Chuck Finley Yes this one needs no commentary. It’s hysterical on its own!
That's why Rifftrax sucks. They make unfunny comments over legitimately funny/entertaining scenes.
@@KokoTheGorilla69 so just go watch the movie?
@@fantastopotomus I do
@@KokoTheGorilla69 and yet here you are.
“Meow meow thanks meow meow.” 😂😂😂😂
"An episode of Jerry Springer breaks out!" "Screaming lessons from Sam Kini-san!" And whoever sings "I'm gonna blow your mind" in the opening theme sounds like a Wookie!
I HAVE A GUN AND I’M FILLED WITH RAGE, BUT JUST RELAX!
The screaming in that fight sequence in the office is hilarious on its own - that and cane guy's overacted death make this look like an awesomely bad movie.
It kinda reminded me of Christopher George’s (Venarius) death in Enter the Ninja. 😂
7:55 ''Time fo dinner. Stouffer's Mac and cheese." LOL LOL
Forget blowing my mind, you're going to blow your vocal cords, young man!
When I first saw this movie, I honestly didn't know if the guy at 2:12 was part of the movie or if he just stumbled onto the set thinking people were really fighting.
"This one weird Japanese trick to cure snoring: Murder." This episode has some of the best riffs evar.
"I told him never to call when i'm shooting a bow & arrow off a lawn chair at night." Best Line Ever.
"I'm going to give him an Uncle Tom's Stabbin'!"
Ah the 70's: when old blonde guys could get away with hair that looks like Charlie Brown's sister Sally!
Those bodyguards might have had a chance at the end if they wast so much of there energy screaming.
Or had guns.
death promisary notes, forgotten currency of the plague era
"Meow meow thanks meow meow" 😂😂😂
I forgot not to drink anything while watching these...
EVERYBODY! READ THIS: The guy who played Roman, the boxer who was killed and the other guy made his "death promise?" His name is Bob O'Connell, he played the voice of Mr. Digger, the mole in Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny! I knew he sounded familiar!
Ahhhhhh,T'umba Lina...
MOLE’S FROM NEW YORK, GOT IT!
Fuggetabahdit!
14:45 - Dang. I never noticed before how buff Jim Croce was.
lol
“Mick Jagger stance, very powerful”
If Bruce Lee remade Saturday Night Fever...it wouldn't look anything like this HOWEVER If John Travolta remade Enter the Dragon.....(Try not to think about how likely that is).
+Doctor Craptonicus I know. I've seen it. It was hilarious.
5:34! "I told him never to call when I'm shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night." X'D
Suddenly, I have newfound appreciation for Miami Connection.
"don't say box of rats!" gets me every dang time. 🤣🤣
5:35 Worth it, for this line alone! XD
7:58 Stop the WORLD for Stouffer's mac & cheese! 🍜🧀😋
15:33 The 'YaQUIZa' is like MENSA, only with Really Hard Tests
Wocka-chika-wocka-chika-wocka-chika: ah, the '70s. Leave It, or LEAVE IT!
The blond henchman looks just like a martial arts version of Graham Chapman.
+Oppeldeldoc1 I was thinking the exact same thing
Yes, and he knows how to fend off attacks with fresh fruit!
+vonzigle And pointed sticks!
+Philip Monihan Shut up!
Stop that, it's silly!
The screams and war cries are the BEST!
15:34 Karate teacher for middle schoolers by day, international gangster by night.
16:16 And apparently he's an unsuccessful encyclopedia salesman, too.
+angbandsbane Amazing that they found the ONE New York Asian to be the sensei who didn't understand one word of English! Worst line reading ever!
Did they use the "oh my goooood!" scream twice? Once when the father is found, and again when cane guy gets hit in the back at 15:18?
I didnt even realise that. Good catch 👍
Yes they did
I had to see this three times to realize it, but the lead actor looks a little like a thin version of the huge actor from "Puma Man."
I love bad martial arts movies more than ever. Thanks so much Rifftrax for doing this one! With your commentary it's more brutally funny!
oh this movie is a keeper. "I will hang glide off the roof with these flare collars"
"He trained under sensei Sam Kini-son. XD
You know it's funny. I always hated the buildings.
'Oh wait, not the buildings. Puerta Ricans, that's it!'
With all that screaming, I think they all must have taken lessons from Reb Brown!
As someone who is a big fan of kung-fu movies, the screaming for me is the best bit.
Iain Cowell It does add a little spice to all the ass kicking, I must admit!
Unico id pic ftw! You are a badass my friend.
This... is..... GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dad just came to my room and told me if I keep laughing so hard my surgery scars will pop open.
"They will get the kissing of a lifetime."
"Yes. Heh heh he - wait what?"
Cane guy has a cat guy above him!
All they need is an eyepatch guy! 🐥
Iron McMuffin Maybe a metal nose for starters!
Maybe a dude with interchangeable hands?
Or throws his shoe!
@@willbrinkley9297 Who throws a shoe?!
Man, when the rats leave a scene, you know the movie's bad! 💩
“Trump...2016!” 😂
Biden
The opening scene with DEATH PROMISE theme song was enough to get me laughing
Sensai Kinison. That is a great line.
"Why are you wearing your mother's blouse?"
13:44-- Rob Reiner
I knew I seen that shirt somewhere else!!
@@roringusanda2837Hey, leave my Mom's blouses OUT of this!
Yay! I've been waiting for this!
End-Of-Life Pact!
Mr. Bludclot I would if I had a job. Until then, UA-cam!
Mr. Bludclot How bout you shut up and mind your own business. You're here too.
+Kubo Edgeworth Also known as Fatality Oath. Or Doom Contract.
Meow meow, thanks meow meow lol
"I'm gonna go to Toy Key!" (Turkey) lol
The climax has more screaming than if Asta from Black Clover was voiced by the lovechild of Sam Kinison and Nobuyuki Hiyama.
Bruce Lee was rolling over in his grave watching this Asian dude 😂😂😂
“That’s a promise!” I swear terrible movies have catchy songs
7:00=Just an example of the epic fight noises yet to come
Starring Bruce Lee Pacino
Kept waiting for the white dude to start signing californication
Too bad that part never happens...I really LOVE that song, it introduced me to the Red Hot Chili Peppers in the first place...I still like it though.
The dad on here is the same guy who voiced Mr Digger in Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Not since the town hall meeting scene in Jaws have I seen so many ugly people in one movie.
+Earl Vernon I dunno. Have you ever seen pretty much any and every scene in Casino?
14:30 Not sure if that choke was going to do much damage through his awesomely 'popped' collar
The description of this Iguana Realty Corporation sounds awful similar to the description of Big Daddy in The Guy From Harlem. Nobody ever seez dem!
Well you see, they’re what you call dummy corporations. No one knows who the real owners are.
No one, and I mean *no* *one* knows
I bought this one. So worth it. And there's a %15 off sale over Columbus Day on everything.
10:58 "A rare drive-by punching!"
"Meow-meow, thanks, meow-meow"
We’re here to fix the gas you maniac!
Now, those buildings are worth 100 million
For some reason I knew a Junior Samples reference would pop up and alas my patience was rewarded
my dad was a slum lord and HOOO BOOOY WAS HE UG
Seems like life in big city New York hasn't changed much since the late 70's.
OOHHH MY-Y GAAAAAAWWWDDDDD!!!!!
😂🤣
He either discovered that his dad was murdered or found out he'd got an N64 for Christmas.
They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me!
I don't mean to victim-blame here, but maybe Charlie and co. would be able to afford a better place to live if any of them had a job or something?
for all the technical problems, death promise has some really good fight choreography and editing.
"HHYYYYYYYYYHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
For some reason the blonde guy's "weh!" Noises in the big fight always make me smile 😊
Bob Completelyfakename, i think ive met him. Haha
"An old Japanese assassin trick"
Oh yeah right I'll bet! This was back when people could barely even tell the difference between China and Japan, ESPECIALLY script writers and film makers!
Didn't "You only live twice" use that trick?
yes
Oh my god the fucking mic at 7:15 did NO ONE go over this before.....oh shit who am I kidding, NO ONE saw this movie, not even those that made it
"Hawkeye's origin story really sucks!"
One of the funniest horrible flicks ever!
The main white guy looks like Sam Rockwell.
Davey Jones beats the daydream bejesus out of the bad guys in Death Promise
6:37 He looks like the guy from No Country for Old Men in a women's blouse lmfao
Come, come and have some dinner, we're having stoffer's Mac and cheese
Best rifftrax ever!!!!
12:05 Rifftrax predicts the future!
Holy cats! That was dead-on! I never would have guessed it myself.
He may be the villain of the movie, but he should get a lot of sympathy when it comes to that one thing.
14:34 That landing 😂😂😂😂😂
so at 12:45 i also have the macy's day parade playing and just at that moment a woman's voice says... Its Santa Clause.... LMAO... perfect timing!
Okay, I am stepping up my game. I am going to get a cat...
I would as well, but not ONLY am I not hideously ugly(at least I hope not); but I am allergic to cats too. But good luck to you, though.
14:47. Damn! Borat got swol.
14:39 Holy shit! It's Borat!
This is where The Guy from Harlem came from!
the bow and arrow bad guy looks like a chubby Quincy !
6:19 15:17 Same Scream Used?
Yep... Possibly for the sake of efficiency...
i thought that last scream was going to end in someone saying, 'wipeout.'