I begged my mother to take me to see this in the theater when I was five (1970). My mother is now 85 years old and enduring lung cancer, but she still complains about this film with more vitriol than she expresses over having cancer. (Yes, I'm serious.)
"So far, his powers are being rude, and pushy, and refusing to explain stuff." "It's like he got bitten by a radioactive DMV employee." Damn, I love these guys!
I 100% unironically love Super Argo's costume. 😆 It's so evocative of the Phantom and proto-superhero pulp. The mask gives off a vibe of Alex Ross's Batman, too. Might actually see if I can get this film somewhere.
"So far, his powers are being rude and pushy, and refusing to explain stuff." "It's like he got bitten by a radioactive DMV employee" Rifftrax - insightful if not hilarious. Oh, and I'm stealing that.
You need to watch the prequel first, so you can understand some of the dialog, ie. "They name stars that are not in the movie". Had they seen the prequel they would know he was talking about Superargo's friend who he saved during the war, and later became head of the Secret Service.
"I'm looking for information..." "...about how to remove chocolate milk stains from Spandex." I seriously can't stop laughing. This episode may kill me. "We have stairs" "NO TIME!"
Like with "Super Sonic Man" that came after it, a loveable bad Euro super hero movie for me. Made even easier to watch with a comedy commentary by the folks at Rifftrax.
"How bout you guys, wondering why I wear this costume"? "It's because it was your costume as a wrestler, it's because this was my costume as a wrestler and it has always brought me luck"... Surprised that scene didn't make in this. The whole movie with rifftrax is hilarious...
"Weapons by the Halloween shop that takes over that empty Blockbuster in the strip mall for a few weeks every year." "Plan #1 is just...the robots again! You only have one plan, don't you?!!" (screeches around crazily, knocking people over) "This is how I drive whenever I'm in a Trader Joe's parking lot."
“MAMMY!!” I’m frickin crying xD Edit: “The robots are just for show, the REAL weapon is this super annoying alarm noise that makes you want to pull your ears off!”
I used to frequent a site called Encyclopedia Obscura, a site dedicated to covering weird crap. Like, for instance, Superargo. Not this movie, but the first Superargo movie, Superargo contro Diabolikus. It was also pretty messed up. Sadly, the site no longer exists. Not unless you use the Wayback Machine.
Restraint? PFFT. Okay first off, these guys can easily come up with enough jokes to fill an entire novel before mentioning Batman. Second, this isn't even the full version of the Riff.
1. Batman was actually the Furthest thing from my mind, I was talking about the movie he won Best Picture for, called "Argo" (which is FAR better than any Superhero movie, Good or Bad). 2. I'm aware this isn't the full movie (which I didn't see yet). The fact that there aren't any "Argo"/Affleck jokes in this sample alone is achievement enough--I half-expect at least one somewhere in the full version if/when I actually see it.
PIX Promos & More Yeah, perhaps they could've done a Ben Affleck joke that involved Argo and Batman at the same time, as the title being Super Argo and the main character being a retarded version of Batman.
Good to see it gettin' some work. The '70s really was a golden age of unbelievably stupid alarm sounds. I hear it retired to Bocca Raton to be a heart monitor alarm in a 4 star retirement residence.
Sad thing is they play the theme to 'Danger! Death Ray' on a constant loop in their elevators. But it does heighten the tension when they're on their way to bridge games and crafts hour
I begged my mother to take me to see this in the theater when I was five (1970). My mother is now 85 years old and enduring lung cancer, but she still complains about this film with more vitriol than she expresses over having cancer. (Yes, I'm serious.)
I feel like that's appropriate, all things considered.
@@rachelalicea500 I also feel similarly.
Ahha, so you're 39 then?!
@@wcharliewilson7004 55
@@SeanP7195 ...not if you stop counting at 39??
"What the hell, Argo?! You're bulletproof!" That had me laughing so hard that I woke up my mom at 4am.
It’s a valid complaint! Why dodge when you can block for others.
"He has surpassed his teacher - now he can do as much damage as a six-year old with a baseball!"
"So far, his powers are being rude, and pushy, and refusing to explain stuff."
"It's like he got bitten by a radioactive DMV employee."
Damn, I love these guys!
This is what happens when you put 60s Batman, The Green Hornet, and Europe in a blender.
Superargo- who talks, falls asleep and, when the going gets rough, levitates a little. Eat your heart out, Superman.
The cinematography for this film was actaully pretty good
"She has resting dominatrix face" --Bill
Is there something you're trying to tell us there, Bill?!
Argo being the Guy from Harlem would have been the Shaymalan level of twists. :D
"What the hell Argo, you're bulletproof!"
Good God. XD
Just the suit. Given to him in the first sequel ua-cam.com/video/5fj3FcyyYck/v-deo.html In addition to healing factor before Marvel's Wolverine.
The Mediterranean Deadpool searches for a mate using corny one liners
"What's with all the signs saying 'Obey' and 'Consume'?"
BEAUTIFUL "They Live" reference there!
It's the Crimson Executioner in his Supersonic Man jammies, staying over at the Pumaman's co-op!
1:12. Might be my favorite bad movie line ever. He's not in Miami on vacation, but "for the sword fishing". Can't stop laughing at that one.
Man, Argo's costume makes Puma Man's more subtle.
He flew down to Miami for the swordfishing..! 😂😂
Breaking and entering while dressed as a Twizzler... awesome.
I 100% unironically love Super Argo's costume. 😆 It's so evocative of the Phantom and proto-superhero pulp. The mask gives off a vibe of Alex Ross's Batman, too.
Might actually see if I can get this film somewhere.
"Don't get ahead of yourselves guys, one green shell can turn this around" Mario kart reference, love it.
*blue
"She's got resting dominatrix face."
The guy is bulletproof but hides from bullets
"So far, his powers are being rude and pushy, and refusing to explain stuff."
"It's like he got bitten by a radioactive DMV employee"
Rifftrax - insightful if not hilarious. Oh, and I'm stealing that.
This made me go to the website and purchase the full version.
You need to watch the prequel first, so you can understand some of the dialog, ie. "They name stars that are not in the movie". Had they seen the prequel they would know he was talking about Superargo's friend who he saved during the war, and later became head of the Secret Service.
That's just what they WANT you to do!...
👍😂
"Ah, so the real reason is even dumber than my dumbest guess."
This makes Danger Death Ray look like Apocalypse Now
Ribbit
The laughs the guys do at 1:24 just makes me smile cause they crack each other up as well, greatness.
And it's still hilarous!
6:00...Super Argo was the one-time recipient of the 1970 US Pentagon Wrestling Club Belt!
El Santo and Superargo could have been in a crossover.
i saw this on tv syndication when ,i would say i was 8 years ago, so i KNEW i didn't imagine this!!
The Italian Cybermen left something to be desired.
Arrg, what the hell Argo, you're bulletproof. Lol
That bullet proof suit was given to him in the prequel
ua-cam.com/video/5fj3FcyyYck/v-deo.html
I saw this in the theater believe it or not
"I'm looking for information..."
"...about how to remove chocolate milk stains from Spandex."
I seriously can't stop laughing. This episode may kill me. "We have stairs" "NO TIME!"
6:24 - "Well, if it's okay with the Justice League, it's okay for Super Argo."
Like with "Super Sonic Man" that came after it, a loveable bad Euro super hero movie for me. Made even easier to watch with a comedy commentary by the folks at Rifftrax.
"Back when simply owning a cool car counted as a superpower." So Bo and Luke were basically as powerful as the Infinity Gauntlet, then?
Damn straight!
Who?
Bo and Luke Duke from The Dukes of Hazard. Their car the General Lee was and still is pretty much an icon of cool cars
The Dukes of Hazzard vs Thanos. Not gonna lie, I'd watch that.
6:35 Whoa... huge slam on ZUNE's out of nowhere...
Good lord... I was beginning to think I made this movie up in head from when I was 4. I remember that red outfit.. I thought he was called superlargo.
The movie is that bad uh?
@@purplebec9112 honestly can't remember it beyond that bright red outfit.
"Nedd Flanders is DOWN!!!" 😂😂
Normal-sized guys with normal faces, Yeah, I guess that's close enough to "Faceless Giants".
Their helmets reminded me of Zaphod Beeblebrox's "thinking cap" from Hitchhiker's Guide
It's either a budget thing or just plain incompetence. You decide!
Ned Flanders is down for the count!
Post-levitation Wood is the name of my Calliope-Jazz Fusion band!
"How bout you guys, wondering why I wear this costume"? "It's because it was your costume as a wrestler, it's because this was my costume as a wrestler and it has always brought me luck"... Surprised that scene didn't make in this. The whole movie with rifftrax is hilarious...
"Weapons by the Halloween shop that takes over that empty Blockbuster in the strip mall for a few weeks every year."
"Plan #1 is just...the robots again! You only have one plan, don't you?!!"
(screeches around crazily, knocking people over) "This is how I drive whenever I'm in a Trader Joe's parking lot."
10:05...Super Argo drove an earlier, clunkier version of Speed Racer’s ‘Mach 5’...
“Hang on I think I see a car.”
Fun fact: "faceless giant" is Italian for "Kirkland-brand Cyberman."
What in the hell did they do to the voiceover guy to get the Ned Flanders scream out of him??
For the "Professor Wond" riff, I would've gone with "Dumbledore's porn name"
Secret Agent Super Argo
5:15 Hey look, it's a couple of VAAAAAANNNSSSS!!!
"What's with all these signs saying 'obey' and 'consume?'"
Man, that guy from Wonder Women was totally right to worry about athlete kidnappings becoming a fad.
“MAMMY!!” I’m frickin crying xD
Edit: “The robots are just for show, the REAL weapon is this super annoying alarm noise that makes you want to pull your ears off!”
Would love to see Super Argo vs Puma Man, the ultimate crossover 😁
0:33 Wait, so he just... Jumps, and what, the edges of his shoes clip the guy's ears and that hurts him that much?
Love your name Kalgan ^^
Kalgan, blow me away!
Everything in this film is real, including the cgi.
Super Argo does have a sweet car though.
A 1967 Jaguar XKE
"What's with all these signs saying "Obey, Consume"? LOL Almost choked on my food.
bitfreakazoid hahaha always love references to they live
"was that a crucified guy in the background!?"
10:36 wait! this is strangely similar to Brock Samson driving over the Monarchs minions...
Except that time it was cool. This is stupid.
"I almost crashed, bye." LMAFOOOO
Pitiful. He never ONCE sat down to respond to an email while wearing boxing gloves.
danieldb631 You win ALL the internets!
And some Grumble Cakes.
Dressed like a giant pimento. Yes!
At 4:10.... that is definitely a sprinkler... for watering lawns...
lool @ the Twizzler line
What on earth would happen if Superargo, Supersonic Man and Pumaman ever met???
I love how they have a different comparison for his stupid costume every time
"as heroes these two are not exactly crushing it!" 🤣🤣 hilarious because it's true, they are such bumbling fools!
2:16 Salvador Dali looks on.
When you order The Phantom on Wish
I know I havent seen this whole movie, but that lady seriously looks like she's had about enough that movie.
I used to frequent a site called Encyclopedia Obscura, a site dedicated to covering weird crap. Like, for instance, Superargo. Not this movie, but the first Superargo movie, Superargo contro Diabolikus. It was also pretty messed up. Sadly, the site no longer exists. Not unless you use the Wayback Machine.
I applaud their restraint, not One single Ben Affleck joke.
Restraint? PFFT. Okay first off, these guys can easily come up with enough jokes to fill an entire novel before mentioning Batman. Second, this isn't even the full version of the Riff.
1. Batman was actually the Furthest thing from my mind, I was talking about the movie he won Best Picture for, called "Argo" (which is FAR better than any Superhero movie, Good or Bad).
2. I'm aware this isn't the full movie (which I didn't see yet). The fact that there aren't any "Argo"/Affleck jokes in this sample alone is achievement enough--I half-expect at least one somewhere in the full version if/when I actually see it.
PIX Promos & More
Yeah, perhaps they could've done a Ben Affleck joke that involved Argo and Batman at the same time, as the title being Super Argo and the main character being a retarded version of Batman.
They only made one in the full version: "Super Argo is the 16-bit version of that Ben Affleck movie".
argo sissy-dodging the bullets at end was hilarious
15:50 I got TWOOO THEORIES!!!
"Ned Flanders is down!"
Heyyyyyy, the bad guys are wearing the Martian helmets from Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
The guy in the turban looks like Jimmy Kimmel.
Agh post levitation wood 😂😂😂
God these are good.
Mr. Satan from Dragonball would have had this cleaned up in half the time.
If there was an award for least charismatic person on the face of the planet, Superargo would win.
Wait a minute at time 3:45,did he hide behind a window?
He really does look like Deadpool, doesn't he...
You mean deadpool looks like him. DP was not even born yet.
This is like if Champulin Colorado was a drama…
“I love when these European movies show off exotic locations like…the woods.” 💀💀
The only natural Italian women I've known never wore clothes at home..NEVER !
@ 6:38 If Dave Brubeck and Buddy Holly had a baby
Edgar Allan Lovecraft I think they should go back and dub that in.
lol, TY for the compliment buddy
lol, TY for the compliment buddy
TY!
Hey! Is that the "really queer emergency alarm" from Danger! Death Ray?
catzgurl1984 Yes, yes it is😀
Good to see it gettin' some work. The '70s really was a golden age of unbelievably stupid alarm sounds. I hear it retired to Bocca Raton to be a heart monitor alarm in a 4 star retirement residence.
Sad thing is they play the theme to 'Danger! Death Ray' on a constant loop in their elevators. But it does heighten the tension when they're on their way to bridge games and crafts hour
catzgurl1984 "of course it's phallic, why wouldn't it be?"
You will find many similarities in the Europsy Genre produced by Italy, France, and Spain because they are coproduced from time to time.
Oh erhem.... Rockabye baby....
Those robots look like Super Sentai footsoldiers
I love a man dressed as a bulletproof pimento! 😍
Duly noted.
Are they they worst heros or the best low-key villains?
Was this supposed to be an El Santo movie at some point in the production? It feels like an El Santo knockoff.
MAMMY!
Is he the Italian El Santo?
I'm mad this dude got his own Hadji. I wanted folks to start going "AAAAIIIEEEEEE!!"
Guys... what the hell are we looking at???
Poor Flanders.