"I gotta tell ya, January 27th 1991, best friggin' day of my life! Norwood missing wide, friggin' Tuna coaching on the sideline, you, like hiking the ball! I followed your whole Pro bowl season in '90. You had a sack prevented index, like 0.9! It's ridiculous! Your blocking ratio was 4-to-1. You was playing out of his mind that season! And then 1994, you frickin' signed with the 'Niners. You broke my frickin' heart, Bart. You pancaked it!"
Ok, so was the whole episode a hallucination brought on by Carl having a BB lodged in his brain or did Bart Oates have Shake shoot Carl after his plan of kidnapping Linda Hamilton failed?
"I gotta tell ya, January 27th 1991, best friggin' day of my life! Norwood missing wide, friggin' Tuna coaching on the sideline, you, like hiking the ball! I followed your whole Pro bowl season in '90. You had a sack prevented index, like 0.9! It's ridiculous! Your blocking ratio was 4-to-1. You was playing out of his mind that season! And then 1994, you frickin' signed with the 'Niners. You broke my frickin' heart, Bart. You pancaked it!"
Ok, so was the whole episode a hallucination brought on by Carl having a BB lodged in his brain or did Bart Oates have Shake shoot Carl after his plan of kidnapping Linda Hamilton failed?
The TV is a nice touch
You broke my friggin' heart Bart .. ya pancaked it!
“I wasn’t waving you on I was flipping you off” XD
Carl driving his car with his hands on his hips gets me every time.
lol they got the real Oates to voice himself for this. Also he’s a lawyer. Two fun facts for you.
Me answering questions to a bunch of cops wadnt never gonna bring you back
"We gotta run a trap and you gotta lay a big hurt on Linda!"
Bart Oates Linda Hamilton monologue is one of the most underrated scenes ever, "GOTAA PUT THE BIG HURT ON LINDA! DO IT FOR TUNA! DO IT FOR L.T.!
...did you come here to kill me?
‘Black people been running around here’.
Carl:”Ya think? That’d be so thoughtful”🤣
"Milkshake. We Are In The Goal Line Offense Baby, We Gotta Score." LMAO.
Carl wakes up to someone in his house his first thought is naturally they are going to rob or kill him 🤣
- "Thanks for car. M.S."
Those Chicano T's look pretty sweet.
"Take the TV. Take whatever you need"
Love how he asks if he is there to kill him. lol
You broke my frickin heart barht