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They Made A Stardew Valley DATING SIM?
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- Опубліковано 13 бер 2024
- You can DATE the FARMER in Stardew Valley! ❤️️ Fight your romance rivals and get that FLOWER DANCE PARTNER! 🌺
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Not the farmer having no eyes 😭✋
so mysterious 😍😍
@@joliefish Yas
But you can see the eyebrows I think😭
Why have eyes when you can be hot and mysterious 🫦
Looken like the next new kris deltarune
The hot androgynous farmer that looks like a serial killer. The exactly type of everyone in town
my type
They made Abigail so tall and buff looking and I am living for it
She has to get the strength to get the rocks she likes to eat after all
Nah bc I'm having a panic attack watching the vid bc I'm so lesbian- *sobs*
@@MoonHeartWCUE6109 big mood 😭
FINALLY, A GAME THAT FULFILLS THE ULTIMATE DREAM FANTASY CONCEPT-- THE NEIGHBORS LIKE ME
A CONCEPT
“This is just like monster prom”
*gets flashbacks of getting rejected by Damien*
I got rejected by the gorgon girl so many times 😭😭😭
THE FISH PRINCESS DIDNT WANT ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The moment I saw the character select/the map I immediately thought of that game though😭
This is relatable 💀
Oh my gosh! Hi! I’m Hev! That’s actually really funny because I’m the one who designed the map!! And the lovely person who created the game IfThanCreate specifically wanted me to use monster prom as a reference! So good eye!!
The wizard: of course, you are special Abigail
Me: I mean she eats rocks so-
Sooooo special 🤩
dont knock it til u try it
@@Bread_ish yum, rock
I audibly said ed
@@Bread_ish missed opportunity to say don’t rock it till u try it !!😞
I CANT DO THIS THE “That’s okay Maru! Kiss me on the mouth”
Filthy rich? Cryptid? Coconut in year 1? Farmer is definitely modded 😂
Yeah, and not getting rejected by literally everyone at the first flower dance :')
I am sure he use Freelove mod too
Farmer existing:......
Everybody:smash❤❤❤❤❤
As they should
9:22 I aim to be described as a cryptic creature by the townspeople until I for some reason begin giving pretty rocks to the purple haired lady in town and suddenly get married in town square before disappearing back into the farm.
and everyone is enamored by it
also my dream! XD
You need to start making insxplainable sounds and running on all 4s in the forest
Samee
Maru is casually creating a new sword art online.
The moment I saw the farmer I was like; ( THEYREGOINGTOKILLME. I’m on the other side of the screen and they ARE going to KILL ME.)
Why they kinda
4:20 I choked on the amethysts i was eating 😳
Don’t waste em 😠
@@joliefishtheyre tasty thooooo
"Don't worry Maru! Kiss me on the mouth!" Had me rolling lmao
Ah yes loaded
**jingles my 12g**
that can buy you like 1 seed so yeah
If I sell some stones I might have enough to buy food! Yippee! 😂
Yeah, the farmer would have dated Sebastian if he'd brought dandelions. Vincent is not very clever, he did not realize that the farmer would rather eat the dandelions for energy in the early game.
mm tasty
i would've irl bc i love dandelions, idk why, i just do
As one of the Ui asset designer’s (the title screen and map) I’m so happy you played our game!! I was lucky enough to have worked on it so thank you!!
Omg you did such a great job!! 👏
@@joliefish Thank you!!
I'm sorry Sebastian is so fucking funny.
"No, Abigail, I am your father"
🤯🤯
Shocking how a 6 year old has more rizz with flowers that an *edgy* boy
I’m convinced Vincent sabotaged me
18:02 as Shane's husband in all my times playing except for one, I feel called out
We are one
I always chose Shane too 😂😭
i’m new to stardew, and went in COMPLETELY blind, and immediately i chose shane 💀
@@acreativeusername8433 the first time I married shane I didn't get the cliff cutscene before marrying him, I never really went into the woods with rain for some reason, and I got very confused when I saw him drunk on the cliff like, Shane my man we've got a child (accidentally pressed adopt a child without reading) and you told me you're happy, what is this? Anyways, I still love my alcoholic husband
@@gatocalcetin1271 omfg that’s tragic 😭 when i got that cutscene, i was clicking through the dialogue with my jaw DROPPED
Lmao my headcanon is that the farmer is just possesed by 3 random dead spirits that grabbed the first person they saw and now are constantly trying to act normal around the others ( Note : the third one is just there to check up on the first two and front when talking to Serbastian, Harvey, and Shane.)
They do give off that vibe
Is this not d.i.d
After all, my competition is WiLLy
WILLY MY BELOVED
The wizard asking what the spirits are saying
Me gets an ad for buying a kimono
The spirits are telling you what you must do
I want your ads
"4 days til dance"
me: 4 days until the party
NOOOO I GET THIS- I GET THIS AND I HATE IT-
4 days until the festival
"Also im edgy" just why, why is this so damn funny, also from here on whenever i speak to sebastian he will have chipmunk voice 😂 also dandelions honestly do be kind of adorable, albeit having worked with landscaping they can also be a bitch but not the worst so i support this
you’ve been wronged by dandelions but you still keep an open mind…. What an icon
My headcanon is that farmer is secretly Kris from deltarune 💀
Hold on….
@@joliefishI mean...don't they resemble each other...A LOT 👀and aren't they both the quiet types...and getting into trouble...👀👀
REALL
“That’s a skill issue” 😂
me personally I wouldn’t have let that slide
Ok this is exactly why I love the internet! Someone will find a random joke/shitpost on the internet and then go "alright bet!" And make silly dreams a reality! Also love how cute the art is in this game I legit gotta play it for myself lol
Jolie never visiting the farm made me weirdly anxious/frustrated lmao
IT WOULDN’T LET ME IN
16:35 the music 😂 how does this fandom ALWAYS make Shane hot 😭
It’s a blessing from above
Because he is ❤
I'm so mad Abigail chomp on the amethyst
she chompa chompa
Not if I eat it all first >:)
Ok that was hilarious and actually pretty well done. I hope they add more to this!
Me too! 🤞
Don’t forget. Jellie’s edgy.
lest you forget: I’m edgy
14:14 As someone who loves Elliott, Sam is totally right. His taste is really expensive so every penny counts!
Not Maru causing the singularity to happen in Stardew valley 😂😂
your additional commentary to the lines you voiced made the video 100%
1:55 same ngl. Love is not internal but the memories of the great views of life last forever until we past.
Dang I did not think I would get this dramatic over a question with 2 options
you get it 🙌
I absolutely love your videos!! Your humor never fails to make me laugh :)))
Thank you so much!!! ❤️
I have never shipped the townies with each other before but now I kinda ship Shane and Seb...
yeah they had a cool interaction 🧐🧐
I don’t know why, but when you saw the wizard and went “It’s my father!” I just about died laughing. Something about the delivery of that line tickled me.
Literally made me laugh more than once out loud, Love your game play
Aw I appreciate it!!!
Off to download this immediately....
As you should 🙌
IM YOUR FATHER, not the star wars😂😂
LUKE
As a teacher, Vincent's shade slash honesty is so realistic that it hurt me through the screen🤚🏾😭
The "OMG! HOW DID U KNOW I WAS HUNGRY!" from Abigail was too relatable😂😂😂✋✋
sam left his hair gel at home and now he looks like a wet rat
still good art and good game
and i do like wet rat sam
but he looks silly lol
my brother said he looks like he got hit with a brick 😔😔
@@joliefish...oh god i see it 😞😞
I’m fighting for my life trying not to laugh 😭😭
😎
The writing in this game is actually really good
I was watching this on the bus and I had to stop myself from busting out laughing 😅😂
next time laugh maniacally to yourself to assert dominance
the wizard looks like he's high
15:41
“Do you even have a computer?”
Me, at 2am staring at the dialogue on screen: “heh you bet I do.”
I love the vine references this is literally me on a daily basis everyone is so done with me
0:56 Wasn’t expecting a mind-blowing revelation less than a minute into the video of something that’s always been right in front of my face but I’ve never noticed, but here we are.
abigal been hitting the gym
"i'll be going with a chicken" Crying laughing rn 17:03
I want to play it but i just can't get into it because the farmer creeps me out. I think it's because they hide the face 😂
True the no eyes is ominous
I love your video Miss Fish!!*
*with rizz
(Also I'm Edgy)
I’m edgier even 💀👺
18:52
19:03
Odd. I thought Haley's birthday always fell on a Sunday...
...and that the Flower Dance always fell on a Wednesday.
it’s all suspect
DONT LOOK INTO HER EYES AAAAAA
AAAAAAA
14:00 wait. Does Sam work at Joja? I’ve played stardew valley and never saw him go to work
He does!
They must have gotten the coconut from the traveling merchant.
i need the good ending on sebastian's route plsss 😱
Don’t we all 😔
I’m only 5 minutes into the video and i’ve never watched this channel before and this might sound weird but bro…. Your voice is so amazing! I already like it just because of this incredible voice 🥰
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HUNGRY
This is the first video I've seen from this UA-camr and their commentary is very funny 😂
haleys head is so small 😭😭
I’m screaming; why is Jas’ head so flat 😭 where is her brain 😂🤣
16:35
Shane simps unite!
UNITE
everyone calling them the farmer is like wendy williams talking about the killer
Wait this is monster prom but starkes valley. I LOVE IT
Sebastian wearing blue jeans made me scream
I still just wanna date Shane 🏃♂️💨
mood
NOOOOOOO Seb needs another shot!!!! He deserves to be happy with the hot rich farmer cause he's edgy!!!!
The farmer kinda looks like Chad from bleach
Stardew Valley + My sweet love = perfection
lol the monster prom comparision is so real, as soon as I saw the map I drew the parallels
This is cool
fr 👏
Where is KROUBUS AHAHAHAHAH I NEEED MY CUTIE PATOOTIE
A coconut in year 1! Blade must be the farmer in question 😂
Me when Shane: 😍
Shane when chicken: 😍
Geneva convention violation spotted!
"Someone tweeted" omg that's M Veselak, she's a TTRPG designer!! I wonder if she knows about this game now?
I wonder if it hinged solely on the dandelions vs dafodils decision
Sebby: "oh yes, because there's so many people lined up at my door waiting to see me"
meanwhile Every Seb simp in stardew waiting for him to leave his room to rizz him: 🧍♀🧍♀🧍♀🧍♂🧍♂🧍♂🧍🧍🧍
Lmao what I was thinking
Haley bad peach energy is epic it this story, prompted me to rethink my attitude towards this character completely 💅
insane that it took the whole video to get a monster prom reference lmao
this, but your the farmer and everyone wants you :D
I've been playing this game for years, and all this time i have but one question--well really, three, " who, why, and how do you eat a damn amethyst crystal??? ABIGAIL?!?!?"
crumchy... need minerals...
@@joliefish I guess it’s better than getting your mineral for breakfast cereal! 😭 i hear it chemically creates and artificial decrease in natural testosterone levels!
Help lol i married everyone per save-
I mean i need Shane
Is this free?
Yes! You can play it on a browser too :D
@@joliefish oh good! Thanks! I love your videos 💜
uh oh your sebastian impression was too hot and funnyyy oops now i'm subscribed
The UA-camr IfThenCreate made this game ❤
Dandelion enjoyer has risen.
YEAHHH
This game made me like haley more even if she showed up for three seconds
You're too good at being Sebastian and for some reason that's kinda hot to me, probably since you're so edgy
I’m edgy 😎😎
Omg i wondered if u would play this!!^^
great minds think alike 🤔
ON THE MOUTH, MARU. KISS ME.
I found it. Thank you so much.
Yay I’m glad!
BRO SEBASTIAN IS THE MAIN CHARACTER THATS SO UNFAIR. I wouldve gone for him he's the only character I like.