Lines you wouldn’t hear in a sci-fi movie - Mock the Week: Series 14 Episode 1 Preview - BBC Two

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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Programme website: bbc.in/1e6dDcP James Acaster, Matt Forde, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe discuss lines you wouldn’t hear in a sci-fi movie.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 103

  • @nour2146
    @nour2146 7 років тому +69

    2:41 that's true Katherine, the many times the park re-opened shit happened and people died. Surely after Jurassic World the stakeholders who run the park cannot be trusted.

    • @internationalrtg5602
      @internationalrtg5602 4 роки тому +1

      You forget corporations kill people every day with carbon emissions

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 4 роки тому +2

      Actually the first park never opened, the first movie was Hammond trying to get endorsements. Jurassic World was run by an entirely different company who actually took security seriously, and went ten years without an incident, and the Indominus disaster was designed as an accident waiting to happen that would be difficult to contain. It was meant to be the field test for an experimental biological weapon.

  • @cameronskelton8069
    @cameronskelton8069 9 років тому +40

    That last one is quality

  • @scouttyra
    @scouttyra 6 років тому +17

    "Aaaaand now, I present to you: the best poetry in the Galaxy! Welcome on stage; Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz!"

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 5 років тому +4

      And the audience all decided it was a good time to spontaneously combust.

    • @johnbiggscr
      @johnbiggscr 4 роки тому +3

      I survived by gnawing my own leg off.

    • @josefschiltz2192
      @josefschiltz2192 3 роки тому +1

      I thought the metaphysical imagery to be particularly effective and seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor. I liked it.

  • @PotatoesAndPears
    @PotatoesAndPears 9 років тому +50

    I like Hugh's hobo look

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 9 років тому +30

    I'm not in the UK. I wish there were an easy way to watch this.

    • @wouhoulifeisamazing
      @wouhoulifeisamazing 9 років тому +2

      sweiland75 There are plenty of easy ways.

    • @tirthasimanta2608
      @tirthasimanta2608 5 років тому +2

      4 years lol but full episodes can be found on UA-cam

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 років тому +1

      UA-cam, watch them there

  • @Rascal2006
    @Rascal2006 9 років тому +24

    Brilliant. Can't wait to watch tonight. Katherine Ryan is funny I think

    • @mdgsk824
      @mdgsk824 9 років тому

      ***** Unlike all the other nerds

    • @soeffingwhat
      @soeffingwhat 8 років тому +2

      +Rascal2006 She's hilarious. I hate to say this but I haven't found most of the Female performers on MTW to have been all that funny, but a few definitely are and Katherine Ryan is truly a comedic talent and fits here perfectly.

    • @hanslee475
      @hanslee475 7 років тому

      the female comedians on MTW are just not as funny as Hugh and Frankie

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 роки тому +2

      @@hanslee475 To be fair, few male comedians are as funny as them, either.
      James Acaster is usually very good, though.

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed 4 роки тому

      @@hanslee475 Frank's not funny. He's just crude.

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 4 роки тому +4

    'Two paracetamol'.. yep 👍🏽👍🏽sounds about right .. should clear it right up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 6 років тому +2

    Mark Watney: I’ve got constipation. I can’t grow anymore potatos

  • @magnusa.cameron2201
    @magnusa.cameron2201 7 років тому +4

    Casually watching this today and 1:36 was an unhappy coincidence. Bruce Forsyth was such a wonderful man! 😊

  • @raffaellarizzo9154
    @raffaellarizzo9154 4 роки тому +1

    I love all of the star trek jokes!

  • @SuperMarioDWfan
    @SuperMarioDWfan 9 років тому +2

    Glad to see its return!

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 років тому +6

    very funny scotty now beam down my clothes

  • @TheDonMan97
    @TheDonMan97 9 років тому +1

    Captain Kirk one killed me!! :'D :'D

  • @muisverriet
    @muisverriet 7 років тому +17

    That Bruce Forsyth joke doesn't really work anymore, Hugh.

    • @Barely_Edited
      @Barely_Edited 6 років тому +3

      Jarmo Verriet, I'd say it works even better now...

    • @jamesg6660
      @jamesg6660 6 років тому +1

      Barely Edited No it doesn't. The joke worked because before he died Bruce Forsyth seemed like he had been around forever, so it's exaggerated that he would be around in 1000 years. Without that, the substance of the joke just boils down to "this guy's dead and I'm implying he isn't", which isn't even a joke, let alone a funny one.

    • @willvaughan3936
      @willvaughan3936 6 років тому +6

      James G Sorry, comedy police.

    • @luke-alex
      @luke-alex 6 років тому +5

      It does work as a joke, provided you can understand that not everything you watch on youtube is live

  • @TheStephrules
    @TheStephrules 9 років тому +4

    The last joke made me laugh

  • @abulato
    @abulato 6 років тому +2

    Amanda Ridley woke from her sleep and said “How many more damn horror movies will turn into space just because we invented the Horror-Fi genre?!”

  • @Bawbag0110
    @Bawbag0110 6 років тому +2

    Your warp drive is fucked!!

  • @chazzybara
    @chazzybara 7 років тому +10

    "Ah! It's the daleks! What's that? You've come for trump? Take him, he's a bloody nuisance. Also take Beiber, he'll do you some good as well."

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 2 місяці тому

      At one point, there was actually a petition going around to have Justin Bieber deported back to Canada. There were enough signatures to get just a polite acknowledgement from the White House. This was while Obama was still in office.

  • @FlareBlitzed
    @FlareBlitzed 9 років тому +19

    #Apocalypse

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому

    Hey, that kid’s wearing a Captain Kirk costume to our movie.

  • @Emily-eq1ts
    @Emily-eq1ts 4 роки тому +1

    The Siri joke tho...😂😂😂

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Рік тому

    Remember: If Mr. Spock had your mom, that means your mom had at least at one time in her life some smarts in her.

  • @still_guns
    @still_guns 9 років тому +4

    I don't understand 'Which of you is Phil and which of you is Kirsty'

    • @harryneedham757
      @harryneedham757 7 років тому +4

      still_guns reference to a show where people buy a new house and the presenters are called Kirsty & Phil

    • @StolenEyesX
      @StolenEyesX 7 років тому +2

      still_guns Channel 4 show called Location Location Location in which Phil and Kirsty show couples houses so they could decide where they wanted to live.

  • @rotflmfao3474
    @rotflmfao3474 6 років тому +2

    1:40 😔

  • @yuexkyo2
    @yuexkyo2 9 років тому +4

    nooooo..... they're getting older.... just as i'm old enough to truly appreciate their jokes...

  • @igamarurbytes
    @igamarurbytes 3 роки тому

    This enraged Hitler’s father, who punished him severely

  • @borednow
    @borednow 5 років тому

    im not from the uk... i dont get the phil and kirsty joke... can somebody explain?

    • @mr.d.8121
      @mr.d.8121 4 роки тому +4

      Phil and Kirsty are presenters on a home buying show.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 4 роки тому +3

      They’re the presenters on Location, Location, Location. It’s a show where they help people with finding a buying a new home.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому

    ''The dark side? but all of us up here are white''.

    • @Whigu
      @Whigu 3 роки тому +1

      And it's normally just for birthdays anyways :-/

  • @peterburke1709
    @peterburke1709 4 роки тому

    Love Kat's dress she"s lovely

  • @MrTnbopp123
    @MrTnbopp123 8 років тому

    The red pill makes u leave the matrix, not enter. 01:48

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 6 років тому

      MrTnbopp123 eh, no it doesnt. the blue pill makes you leave

    • @JaceDraccus
      @JaceDraccus 4 роки тому

      @@musefan12345 Nope. The red pill is to wake up and leave the Matrix, the blue pill is to stay in the simulation.

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 4 роки тому

      Correct. I must have been drunk the day I wrote that.

  • @bakarenibsheut12
    @bakarenibsheut12 3 роки тому

    The red pill is supposed to help you escape from the Matrix, not enter it. Other than that, good joke.

  • @NightRunnerAlec
    @NightRunnerAlec 9 років тому +30

    Can someone tell Katherine Ryan that she is not funny

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    Nope, I don’t like Sci-Fi movies because:
    1. They’re full of action
    2. It’s not better than Disney
    3. Most of all, my brother’s into them

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 4 роки тому

      Chris Garton Here, take a look at this egg with the flaps opening up.

  • @l.b.r2134
    @l.b.r2134 5 років тому +1

    No one made a Star Wars joke so what was the point?

  • @ZNJMCC
    @ZNJMCC 9 років тому +6

    Does anyone find women comedians funny?....i dont :/

    • @flavonoidzexplosion4286
      @flavonoidzexplosion4286 9 років тому

      ***** He's just said he doesnt find women funny.. deal with it?

    • @ZNJMCC
      @ZNJMCC 9 років тому +1

      Actually i didnt say her individually for a reason, i dont find any women comedians funny, and im not sexist, my female friends also say that women comedians arent funny, its just an opinion not a sexist remark

    • @sanfran91
      @sanfran91 9 років тому +15

      SQU3LCHY 10 tip: when you take one aspect and apply it to one gender, it's sexist. No exceptions.

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG 9 років тому

      ***** I don't want to be *that* guy, but you probably meant "woman's" not "women's". If you want to defend comediennes, don't make grammar mistakes that can be misconstrued as a jab at the same group. Speaking of which, you didn't have to use "Canadian" to describe her; She's the only female on the panel for this episode. While we're discussing semantics: He said he didn't find comediennes funny, not that they shouldn't perform (I hope). You can say you don't find someone funny, but it's nothing against the demographic they represent.

    • @ZNJMCC
      @ZNJMCC 9 років тому

      but if a woman said it then nothing would be wrong...which is sexist in its self, once again in favour of the woman