Sith Goes To School AFTER Spanking a Jedi

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @UltimateAntic
    @UltimateAntic 2 роки тому +664

    Sith: I come in peace.
    Jedi: So you have chosen death!

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 2 роки тому +956

    the Sith Character: I don't want to fight
    the Jedi NPC: HE'S ATTACKING
    the Sith character: *sigh*

    • @steelrexer1062
      @steelrexer1062 2 роки тому +42

      That’s like 90% of how LS Sith play throughs go

    • @lsthero5863
      @lsthero5863 2 роки тому +28

      The jedi here are portraied as violent cultists.
      I love it!

    • @zermanman9891
      @zermanman9891 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah why would they believe a member of an evil cult he’s like the only non evil member of the sith

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 2 роки тому +9

      @Zerman on the contrary if we assume the other light side aligned Empire pcs exist then there's at least four good people running around.

    • @hooman3636
      @hooman3636 2 роки тому +4

      every single ls sith conversation with jedi

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X 2 роки тому +622

    Jedi are always so sure they know the answer.....I love watching them get proven wrong

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 2 роки тому +51

      Guess this is the hubris that eventually led to their downfall

    • @samuelhowe3465
      @samuelhowe3465 2 роки тому +52

      Ironic how they believe that only sith deal in absolutes

    • @teleportedbreadfor3days
      @teleportedbreadfor3days Рік тому +5

      Different era during a harder time

  • @Nyrufa
    @Nyrufa 2 роки тому +190

    "my eyes are still adjusting" - Well, sitting out here in the snow during daylight hours is not going to help with that problem!

  • @treblazer
    @treblazer 2 роки тому +238

    Xarander: i see you’ve managed to tame that sadistic Talz
    SW: yea the one you left your padawan with
    Xarander:… ATTACK!

  • @exodosthesoulbanish
    @exodosthesoulbanish 2 роки тому +129

    The jedi do love the smell of their own farts don't they?

  • @iona2225
    @iona2225 2 роки тому +511

    Sith: "I wanna talk."
    Jedi: "Aha! Only 'cause you see my many, MANY guns and/or laser swards!"
    S: "Na fam, want peace."
    J: "Kill the little shit!"
    SWTOR Light Sided Sith/Empire in general

    • @treystroeder5506
      @treystroeder5506 2 роки тому +19

      The fact that this isn’t exclusive to an LS SW play through…. Man the Republic is real shit aren’t they? Second an Imperial/Sith does LS shit they go haywire and have aneurisms.

    • @Slashthekitsune
      @Slashthekitsune Рік тому +5

      Agent and Bounty Hunter really don't have this issue much.

    • @privateuser3726
      @privateuser3726 Рік тому +6

      To me it just seems the developers were lazy and just wanted the fight to happen regardless

  • @ShinigamiH
    @ShinigamiH 2 роки тому +76

    You know what, jedi give off really creepy priest + cabin vibes...

    • @gavindharmapala7675
      @gavindharmapala7675 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah, let me and my gigantic apprentice stay in this cave together for eternity. I'll teach him the ways of the force. Just bury us, i'm a jedi...nothing else is going to happen except us becoming oneness with the force.

  • @imnotsupposedtobehere2692
    @imnotsupposedtobehere2692 2 роки тому +519

    Did he just decide for Zarander (however it’s spelt) that he’d be trapped in that cave forever? Seems kinda...presumptuous, to simply assume he’d want that.

    • @ArioTBP
      @ArioTBP 2 роки тому +68

      I mean, it beats being killed for nothing

    • @nicholasmartin6526
      @nicholasmartin6526 2 роки тому +172

      @@ArioTBP I mean does it? I don't know about you but I'd rather a quick and painless death to being trapped in an ice cave for all eternity with an old man who thinks he knows everything.

    • @ArioTBP
      @ArioTBP 2 роки тому +27

      @@nicholasmartin6526 good point

    • @diegodelacruzanaya537
      @diegodelacruzanaya537 2 роки тому +28

      @@nicholasmartin6526 Jedi can die in command, they become one with the force doing that, Obi for example, so it's not that bad

    • @this_is_japes7409
      @this_is_japes7409 2 роки тому +60

      @@ArioTBP i mean if the point is to become one with the force, killing him actually expedites the process.

  • @cassandrabelyeu2419
    @cassandrabelyeu2419 2 роки тому +99

    He left his apprentice to die kind of horribly, but it isn’t fair that the older Jedi buried him alive in ice without asking permission.
    Consent.

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 2 роки тому +12

      The Jedi need only "consent" from the "Will of the Force". Anytime else is far secondary. Much like how a lot of Abrahamics will say that "good" is literally whatever "God's will" is, regardless of benefit or detriment to mortals.

    • @cassandrabelyeu2419
      @cassandrabelyeu2419 2 роки тому +11

      @@DarkAdonisVyers If we ask God directly, the probable answer is going to be: “you humans want to do what?”
      Maybe the Force feels that way, too.

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 2 роки тому +4

      @@cassandrabelyeu2419 So answering a question with another question. Sounds like a swindler.

    • @cassandrabelyeu2419
      @cassandrabelyeu2419 2 роки тому +8

      @@DarkAdonisVyers I don’t know, I don’t think we should put it past any deities that might exist to do a spit-take when they hear what we’ve come up with to say they approved, lol.

  • @thenewmase
    @thenewmase 2 роки тому +165

    Dealing with jedi as a light side sith seems like a chore in this game. I don't think I could bare it to the end like the MC

    • @feyefall4855
      @feyefall4855 2 роки тому +45

      That's why I go grey. Spare the ones that seem respectable, slaughter the ones that tick you off.

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 2 роки тому +43

      I mean a lot of people like to judge the jedi in this game but imagine if in ww2 you see a high member of the nazi party saying "hey man wanna talk".

    • @cassandrabelyeu2419
      @cassandrabelyeu2419 2 роки тому +34

      @@ricardomiles2957 But he’s a member of the Sith species.
      He just lives here.

    • @DJSpike-ft9yw
      @DJSpike-ft9yw 2 роки тому +39

      @@ricardomiles2957 Ok, is your immediate response to shoot him in the head? Cuz that’s a war crime. It’s the same situation that this Jedi is doing.
      Those under a white flag of peace aren’t to be executed. It’s in the rules of war and the Geneva convention. This Sith was clearly not openly hostile and looking to negotiate, and he was attacked without provocation.

    • @lozm4835
      @lozm4835 2 роки тому +53

      @@cassandrabelyeu2419 "What is your stake in this war, Sith"
      "People keep blowing up my house during teatime"

  • @TheTSense
    @TheTSense Рік тому +16

    Jedi: I am correct and everyone else is evil
    Sith: I just want to make this work, one way or another

    • @GoldenNamekianGlenn
      @GoldenNamekianGlenn 9 місяців тому +1

      Not all Jedi are like that. You can't generalize Them.

  • @marsar1775
    @marsar1775 Рік тому +19

    i tried a lightside bounty hunter run once. i only got halfway before i couldnt stand the jedi anymore and flipped back to pure dark. in hindsight,its probably my favorite run for that story alone. "i tried to be nice, you said no! do not blame me for us being enemies!"

    • @CLangley-yl1fb
      @CLangley-yl1fb 4 місяці тому +2

      That's literally why I refuse to believe it's canon that the Mandalorians remain with the Alliance should the Alliance Commander side 100% with the Jedi instead of being neutral. The Jedi hate the Mandalorian way of life, their habits of being bounty hunters, and unlike the Empire would 100% seek to dismantle or destroy it. The Empire, at least, would always have need of them.

  • @Achuidian179
    @Achuidian179 2 роки тому +53

    One can never not learn new, especially when it comes to to learning how kill a Jedi!!

  • @mirageblitz4538
    @mirageblitz4538 2 роки тому +60

    So uncivilized

  • @hackresolution5074
    @hackresolution5074 2 роки тому +24

    Im not letting him live after he tells me he could easily defeat me, that old fool

  • @DaemonPrince
    @DaemonPrince 2 роки тому +22

    I beat the ever living shit out of this guy just because he said he could kick my ass, I was thinking "you seem nice and smart for not wanting to fight me" 5 seconds later "Im pretty sure I can beat you quite handidly!" *ignites lightsaber* are you sure about that.

    • @alfnir3019
      @alfnir3019 2 роки тому +2

      Yes! I also felt perturbed by his "last" comment.

  • @lingliang8450
    @lingliang8450 2 роки тому +41

    Kinda felt weird hearing Yularen xD

    • @rael7298
      @rael7298 2 роки тому

      I heard Kavarr, but I hear yularen too now

    • @Boskov01
      @Boskov01 2 роки тому

      And Yoda. Tom Kane is quite the versatile actor.

  • @michaelmyers3808
    @michaelmyers3808 2 роки тому +9

    Sith: I need to talk with a padawan
    Jedi: YOUR NOT KILLING HER!
    Sith: BRUH

  • @Kareszkoma
    @Kareszkoma 2 роки тому +42

    I'm kind of conflicted by this one. Did the other Jedi want this thou? Yes, he is a master, but the other just a Jedi, and he might've had a life. He made a choice in his stead. I want to mention the troopers too, as they barely ever get spared or cared for. But I just usually imagine them leaving on their own foot.

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 Рік тому +2

      To be fair the moron did attack you, so the older Jedi did saved his life.

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma Рік тому +2

      @@historytank5673 Fair.. but.. living under the rubble...?

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 Рік тому +2

      @@Kareszkoma not much the older Jedi could do, I dobut he actually beloved he could easily beat the SW and it was a danger to do so (roof collapse) better to accept a peace deal and save his padawns life than to risk killing everyone.

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma Рік тому +1

      @@historytank5673 Oh.. because the Sith was going to kill him. Yeah. True. But the younger Jedi could've left? Couldn't he?
      Still, while I know this is just a game. Sometimes it bothers me that the characters are like lawnmowers.

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 Рік тому

      @@Kareszkoma definitely no, the younger Jedi could not leave he was the main kill target for SW. But again I do understand your conflicting as I too was for a while

  • @IlIWarGIlI
    @IlIWarGIlI 2 роки тому +9

    Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

  • @Funinightmare
    @Funinightmare Рік тому +3

    So only a Sith deals in absolutes, huh???

  • @Sonaru24
    @Sonaru24 2 роки тому +16

    Darn it! I want that gear you have! How did you get it? It's awesome.

    • @lametrieousp
      @lametrieousp 2 роки тому +3

      Cartel market, i have the same one. The glove are different though.

    • @Sonaru24
      @Sonaru24 2 роки тому +2

      @@lametrieousp I tried looking for it. Couldn't find it.

    • @arturiabot5366
      @arturiabot5366 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sonaru24 I believe it is called Warden armor or something like that sorry i cant help much its been a while since ive played.

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 2 роки тому +4

    Everyone is extremely polite and low key in this game

  • @AssassinKid0
    @AssassinKid0 Рік тому

    One of these days, the sigma pureblood sith will snap with all of this DERP of their enemies.

  • @XellithUS
    @XellithUS 2 роки тому +2

    What is it with some of these characters having ridiculously proportioned chests.

  • @leonardomuniz8253
    @leonardomuniz8253 2 роки тому +9

    Whats called the Armor the sith is using?

    • @SasoriZert
      @SasoriZert 2 роки тому

      It's modded armour I believe

    • @michaelhawke7689
      @michaelhawke7689 2 роки тому +1

      @@SasoriZert literally resilient warden with some other parts

  • @limethelion6602
    @limethelion6602 Рік тому +1

    What saber is that?

  • @johnjr9997
    @johnjr9997 2 роки тому +7

    Jedi are the bad guys

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 2 роки тому +3

      I mean, they literally are, so you're right. Look how often the Jedi attack first in all Star Wars media. Even when Sith are being passive.

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 2 роки тому

      @Sonic Mobian The Empire isn't great either. They kill a whole lot of innocent people for power and wealth.

    • @worstcompanyrequiem7813
      @worstcompanyrequiem7813 2 роки тому

      @@TimedRevolver Daniel Larusso would be shamed to see this. But the jedi are certified Cobra Kai material.

    • @GoldenNamekianGlenn
      @GoldenNamekianGlenn 9 місяців тому

      Plo Koon: 👁️👄👁️

  • @MCNarret
    @MCNarret 2 роки тому +29

    bruh, transcendence by becoming a rock sucks.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 2 роки тому +2

      Eventually he just stopped thinking…

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 2 роки тому +1

      @@Abdega I got into an "intelligent debate" with someone who says that God is a potter and that we are all pots. Apparently, his ideal form would be nothing more than a common haniwa.

  • @inyalgaico1563
    @inyalgaico1563 2 роки тому +5

    Weird

  • @pogggaming4470
    @pogggaming4470 Рік тому

    1:55
    Dead

  • @p24ify
    @p24ify Рік тому

    LoL this seems sus

  • @sherowakanda5124
    @sherowakanda5124 2 роки тому

    yo what's the name of the game

    • @glasswolf2061
      @glasswolf2061 2 роки тому

      Star Wars: The Old Republic. Not to be confused with Knights of the Old Republic. This game is an mmo; Knights is a single-player RPG series. Both are pretty damned solid, though, and made by the same company, so maybe check both out if you're interested!

  • @Maizu1411
    @Maizu1411 2 роки тому

    1000th like