Top 5 Worst Vocaloid Songs of All Time

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • To celebrate my one year anniversary uploading to this channel, we’re going to be breaking down the top 5 worst Vocaloid songs according to me. Buckle up because I’m going to be super divisive!
    #vocaloid #unicitycinematicuniverse #worstsongs #top5
    Thank you to Dylan / @bargainbinbadboi863 for providing the monster masks for the skit and to Tazchuuu / @tazchuuu for guest starring.
    List of song featured in this video:
    Stay With Me: • [初音ミク -Project DIVA- f...
    A 13 Year Old Killer: • Vocaloid song "A 13-ye...
    Last Night Good Night Pharrell Remix: • Last Night, Good Night...
    Shota Shota Island: • 【Len & Piko】 Shota Sho...
    Assassin Baby Cat: • Assassin Baby Cat [Big...
    Link to Last Night Good Night and Skrillex12 mashup: • Skrillex VS Hatsune Mi...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 82

  • @A_FAN128
    @A_FAN128 Рік тому +221

    Bro,shota island deserves to be there.

    • @hayden34237
      @hayden34237 Рік тому +10

      Yesss I couldn't agree more

    • @Stink3eCreaturr
      @Stink3eCreaturr 8 місяців тому +8

      Epstein epstein island

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 5 місяців тому +7

      And Loli Paradise, that one's just as bad.

    • @sherriecargal
      @sherriecargal 3 місяці тому +3

      If you guys think that's bad, check out Adult Patch by Masa Works Design...it literally has a panty shot of kindergartner Miku-

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 3 місяці тому +1

      @@sherriecargal Oh man I heard of that one :(

  • @usernamepassword4517
    @usernamepassword4517 Рік тому +165

    The Story of a Poor Rabbit should also be here, THE worst tuning ive ever heard

    • @spectroheliotic
      @spectroheliotic  Рік тому +28

      Oof, forgot about that one. Maybe a part 2 🤔🤔

    • @gloomiiii
      @gloomiiii 9 місяців тому +9

      i actually woke up to that leaving my vocaloid playlist on autoplay. that actually scared the SHIT out of me lmao

    • @amandaletcher1320
      @amandaletcher1320 6 місяців тому +5

      If i remember that song did get a remake using miku instead of kaito which i think is at least an improvement

    • @dollythepuppet5211
      @dollythepuppet5211 6 місяців тому +3

      I actually liked that song…. :(

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 5 місяців тому +3

      I personally liked it (everyone has opinions and I respect yours!), but I was mainly surprised the person who made the song was able to make Kaito's voice so high. My 12 year old self was like "Ain't know way this is Kaito!"

  • @peedrinker5000
    @peedrinker5000 Рік тому +109

    "A 13 year old killer" is a guilty pleasure of mine... I don't really like the vocals but I personally like the instrumental. I also enjoy trying to figure out the story even if it's super vague.

    • @senmou_sama
      @senmou_sama 8 місяців тому +3

      i LOVE the unhinged way rins vocals sound omg

  • @apulpie
    @apulpie Рік тому +75

    "the synthesizer had enough" is one of my new favorite lines

  • @Alexander___529
    @Alexander___529 Рік тому +46

    The worst part about shota shota Island is that someone made a female version USING KAII YUKI (i'm not even kidding a UA-camr named minemi made a list of with these types of songs and right after shota shota Island she put this song, yes the song i am referring too is Loli loli paradise)

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 Рік тому +11

      I'm pretty sure the same producer made both songs, actually. 🤢

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 5 місяців тому +7

      It better have been a sick joke, and if it is, still no one's laughing.

  • @7fortunekitty7
    @7fortunekitty7 Рік тому +49

    The compelling narrative of Assassin Baby Cat is difficult to comprehend

  • @mikaila6655
    @mikaila6655 Рік тому +62

    great video! a song that is tragically catchy but fucked up in the same way as shota shota island is rampaging lolitaholic, which i think you can guess the subject matter based on the name alone lol

    • @spectroheliotic
      @spectroheliotic  Рік тому +8

      I think I covered that song in my disturbing iceberg video. Man it’s been a year since I made that but yeah, I agree that song too would have definitely gotten a spot on this list

  • @buttslapper6969
    @buttslapper6969 Рік тому +40

    Aww no way i love "a 13 year old killer" it speaks to like early 2000s eerie vocaloid songs i think- like when it was more common to just go fully insane w it and focus more on story and vibe than actual song

  • @MoonlightSalsa
    @MoonlightSalsa Рік тому +30

    Personally I like The 13 Year Old Killer for the same reasons that you don't. I feel like the experimental nature of it elevates the horror and sets it apart from a lot of other edgy murder Vocaloid songs. It's in the same vein as Fear Garden.
    Also, the worst part about Shota Shota Island is how...nice the instrumentals are. like it has absolutely zero right to sound that upbeat and cheerful. Which, now that I think about it, is also part of what makes it so horrifying. Like you could probably get away with playing this in public at a party or something as long as those around you don't speak Japanese, and they would be none the wiser. The whole song just gives me an icky feeling.

  • @stephaniesheep1147
    @stephaniesheep1147 Рік тому +12

    Here's my two personal worst vocaloid songs! First one? Mommy by Creep-P... literally an ear killer. (my poor ears)
    (Warning for violence for this one)
    Second one isn't bad because of it sounds bad (well except for one part but I'll mention it later) but for it's lyrics. It is called Specimen Girl using Gakupo. Now i love a good yandere song, but this one? This one is personally so goddamn vile. Gakupo kills and practically mutilates his lover, and does some... "stuff" with their remains (like eating their heart). At the end Gakupo makes a sound that is painful to my ears.

    • @aidanaylward9237
      @aidanaylward9237 4 місяці тому +4

      havent heard specimen girl all the way through, but i think the main issue with mommy is that daina is nowhere near a good choice for its vocals. it would actually sound really good if the chosen vocaloid could handle a higher range without turning into a drowning elephant

  • @borklaser-bq9xy
    @borklaser-bq9xy Рік тому +15

    UA-cam recommended this to me, so you're doing something right. Keep it up!

  • @senmou_sama
    @senmou_sama 8 місяців тому +7

    OHHH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT ONE MEIKO SONG WHERE SHE GOES LIKE "EEEH EEEH EEEH" IN THE CHORUS LMAO

  • @BoldActionSkitty
    @BoldActionSkitty 5 місяців тому +8

    WHY IS SHOTA SHOTA ISLAND THE ONLY SONG I KNOW FROM UTATANE PIKO.

    • @princesspompom0054
      @princesspompom0054 5 місяців тому +2

      Trust me, there are way better songs with Piko. One of my personal favorites is Piko Piko Legend of the night by Samfree and My Own by CircusP

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 3 місяці тому

      @@princesspompom0054 Oh I had no idea CircusP did a Piko song, that's cool!

  • @spectroheliotic
    @spectroheliotic  Рік тому +14

    Let’s get this video to 2.4K views to our beat Assassin Baby Cat
    EDIT: Holy crap we did it

  • @homer_sexual
    @homer_sexual Рік тому +8

    Holy crap, "13 year old killer" brings back memories

  • @PC-ww1jm
    @PC-ww1jm 10 місяців тому +6

    Huge shame Momoiro Usagi wasn't mentioned, that song is...something else. Great video by the way dude, keep it up

  • @SeaDog1667-1st
    @SeaDog1667-1st Місяць тому +2

    0:03; Unrelated battle scene
    3:06; Introduction
    4:55; 1.) "Stay with me" - MEIKO
    6:05; 2.) "A 13-year old killer" - Kagamine Rin
    7:38; Bonus: 3.) "Last night, good night" - Hatsune Miku (Pharrell Remix)
    9:39; 4.) "Shota Shota Island" - Utatane Piko & Kagamine Ren
    10:44; 5.) "Assassin Baby Cat" - Big Al (Feat. Lily)
    12:59; The Conclusion of the list
    13:35; The conclusion of the unrelated battle scene
    I know I'm 1 year late, but here are the Timestamps.😅

  • @killerkid2642
    @killerkid2642 5 місяців тому +4

    i had to disagree with you on the last song, I do agree the lyrics are very confusing and might not go no where at all. BUT, what if that was the point of the entire song? I don't consider the last song a bad song more like a very weird yet funny one, but, also very funky and interesting. regardless, great video. I think shota island should be number one, I rather listen to music where it's lyrics are very odd than a song about little boys

  • @princesspompom0054
    @princesspompom0054 9 місяців тому +6

    Okay so here are my opinions
    5: I actually really like that song, I don't have much of a problem with Meiko's high range in this song, then again i feel like Meiko's voice is a more aquired taste, like something that only certain people like (me being one of these people), kinda like Vflower. Also i just find it very sweet and would even add it to a christmas playlist.
    4: I agree with you on this, tho i also feel the person who made is a teen who decided to make an attempt at a vent song when they were in a really bad mental state. Overall this song is just sad.
    3: I don't really have anything to say about this.
    2: Yeah, this song is gross and disturbing and i hate the fact that this is what Utatane Piko has been known for. Althought this is not the only or first gross song with Len and him being a "shota", there are ones about Kagamine Len being groomed his masters or Kaito. The whole weird pervy "shota" Len song thing can even be it's own topic. Disturbing meaning asside, the instrumentals sound like someting from a DS game.
    1: Tbh i don't think this was supossed to have a meaning to it, a lot of 80s jazzy songs from my knowlage don't usually have much of a meaning. However i can see why you don't like this song, i'm not a fan, it could still be better and the lyrics could also more creative instead just having Big Al say "Assassin baby cat" at the end of every sentence. I like Lily's vocals though so that's a pro in this song full of cons.

  • @calyopea5599
    @calyopea5599 6 місяців тому +4

    i keep coming back to this video and still get surprised that assassin babycat is WORSE than shota shota island 😭😭😭??? bfr... yeah the lyrics are confusing, but it just might be because the producer does not speak english. The instrumental is a bit repetitive, sure, but i really dont see whats BAD about it? It sounds just fine. Same thing goes for Big Al's voice also sounds alright, yea its kinda weird but his voice can sound a bit off depending on whos producing the song. I know this is all your personal opinion and thats completely fine, but i just wanted to share my opinion as well. Hope thats alright!

  • @arandomperson5069
    @arandomperson5069 Рік тому +16

    Maybe let's not shit on producers who've done literally nothing wrong?? of course, it's different for songs like shota shota island that caused actual real world harm but it's just incredibly disrespectful to be this harsh on producers just doing their best to make music, especially beginner voca-p's

  • @char_char
    @char_char 3 місяці тому +2

    I hate how much l0licon stuff vocaloid producers make like at this point when you hear about another producer making creepy/weird songs, it's not really shocking anymore. I hate it so much omg I could write for hours on it T^T

  • @grinchyskellington
    @grinchyskellington 8 місяців тому +3

    Assassin baby cat feels and sounds like the vocaloid equivalent of temporary secretary😭

  • @thisismeifyouevencare276
    @thisismeifyouevencare276 5 місяців тому +2

    "Movie was invented in December 1895"
    mfs in November 1895: 0:03

  • @roseykitty8748
    @roseykitty8748 Рік тому +9

    assassin baby cat,

  • @Mango1021
    @Mango1021 5 місяців тому +3

    I’m surprised rabbit hole wasn’t on there💀

    • @kollaphobic
      @kollaphobic 2 місяці тому +1

      why? it’s so tame compared to other vocaloid songs

    • @SomeonewhoisTotallySmart
      @SomeonewhoisTotallySmart Місяць тому +3

      This video was made before Rabbit Hole even existed.

  • @inksoldier5544
    @inksoldier5544 9 місяців тому +3

    Loli paradise which is the same music (i think?) as shota island but with different vocaloids and lyrics is hell of a lot worse

  • @CreamPuffCookieOrSomething
    @CreamPuffCookieOrSomething Рік тому +12

    I'm late but Snack House/R4p3 House by muship should also be here- not that the tuning is terrible, the meaning is-

  • @spark300c
    @spark300c 11 місяців тому +2

    well if listen to my earlier vocaloid songs you hear some bad ones. when I started I know of little about music theory. I have improved since I first started though and bought a book on music theory.

  • @UtterChaosInAJar
    @UtterChaosInAJar Рік тому +2

    0:55 that thing be lookin like me in the morning-
    I'm Teto btw, I changed my profile.

  • @hayden34237
    @hayden34237 Рік тому +2

    3:06 bro the cut off lol

  • @andy_spades
    @andy_spades Рік тому +3

    Man this was cool vid.

  • @Covidiot_1
    @Covidiot_1 Рік тому +5

    If you think shota shota island is bad, listen to loli loli paradise....

    • @spectroheliotic
      @spectroheliotic  Рік тому

      I’ll cover that song soon

    • @nekoest
      @nekoest 11 місяців тому

      @@spectroheliotic NOOO DON'T SING IT

  • @ponikoTV
    @ponikoTV Рік тому +5

    I disagree about assasing baby cat. But its your opinion so its fine

  • @senmou_sama
    @senmou_sama 8 місяців тому +2

    BRO THAT REMIX FEELS STRAIGHT UP OFFENSIVE
    i hate pharell now

  • @ri____h3nr628
    @ri____h3nr628 Рік тому +2

    Look with me it's either one or two options!
    I get worried about the Synth or It's a way of figuring out dégénérescences in this fandom

    • @ri____h3nr628
      @ri____h3nr628 Рік тому +1

      I've got the descriptions of them! If you want them anyway!
      The first one - The second song(I am not freaking saying it... I feel bad for Len and Piko in that song... In my eyes Piko's like... 15 and Len's canonically 14!)
      The second one - Maybe the second one also... and the girl version of it

  • @sugarslice424
    @sugarslice424 4 місяці тому +1

    relatively late comment, but if you're looking for a good song featuring Big Al, i'd probably recommend Dopamine Machine by Ferry! i've liked it for a while and think it's one of the best usages (that I've personally heard) featuring him

  • @amandaletcher1320
    @amandaletcher1320 10 місяців тому +5

    Personally, i think the song loli loli paradise is definitely one of the worst. Also, the producer who made that song needs jail time asap

  • @senmou_sama
    @senmou_sama 8 місяців тому +3

    PIE-KO??
    what a normie jeez

  • @effrayante.e
    @effrayante.e Місяць тому +1

    thats just how a lot of big al songs are..ever heard routine worker?

  • @AntiBlastic
    @AntiBlastic Рік тому +4

    Underrated

  • @peanutbutterex
    @peanutbutterex 5 місяців тому +1

    I agree so much on stay with me. It has the potential to be such a nice song but meiko should not have been used. It says something when a SYNTHESIZER is struggling to hit the notes. There is a cover using Miku NT that sounds so much better because MIKU CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE THE HIGH NOTES!!! I love MEIKO but as a MEIKO fan that song makes me sad.

  • @holyhikarithelarusimp4218
    @holyhikarithelarusimp4218 9 місяців тому +1

    Can you plz make another vid with the songs Are you embarrassed to walk with me? And Candy House. I hate those two songs so much😭

  • @CarrotSpunk.
    @CarrotSpunk. Рік тому +2

    Nice video 👍

  • @strawberrywafflef
    @strawberrywafflef Рік тому +3

    i have a hate love relationship with shota shota island

    • @strawberrywafflef
      @strawberrywafflef Рік тому

      @@iphonecaffeine THE SONG IS KINDA GOOD BUT I HATE IT

    • @vv_cubic
      @vv_cubic 7 місяців тому

      I only like it cuz of that one chibi drawing where the cast is running-

    • @strawberrywafflef
      @strawberrywafflef 7 місяців тому

      @@vv_cubic same 😓

  • @markomijajlovic101
    @markomijajlovic101 10 місяців тому +2

    Appetite of A People Pleaser should be on part 2.