Kash Me Outside | Gucci Turban Podcast w/ Nimesh Patel & Asif

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @nathanmartinez5632
    @nathanmartinez5632 8 днів тому +122

    Does anyone else think that Nimesh could play Cash Patel on SNL?

    • @sunnyside9273
      @sunnyside9273 8 днів тому +2

      I can see the skit already, its an infomercial selling the Trump children's book that Kash wrote, which are very weird because he refers to Trump as " king " in these books he wrote.

    • @air9music
      @air9music 8 днів тому +7

      I think Nimesh has far too deep a voice; Kash's obsequious squeak is hard to imitate.

    • @knowclub-d3n
      @knowclub-d3n 8 днів тому

      They look nothing alike bro wtf 😂

    • @BilalKhan-yg9jc
      @BilalKhan-yg9jc 8 днів тому +1

      No! But now that you mention it, I'm in.

    • @mrinalinibadrinarayanan2940
      @mrinalinibadrinarayanan2940 7 днів тому +1

      Hell yeah

  • @dhajjiyan672
    @dhajjiyan672 8 днів тому +59

    Congratulations Nimesh for getting to run the FBI.

  • @deepakchaulagai5891
    @deepakchaulagai5891 8 днів тому +28

    As Asif said - more poor people voted for Trump. Harris won the $100K+ income group by 4 and $200k+ group by 6 points. Trump won $50 k to $99K group by 5 and $30k to $50K cohort by 8.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 7 днів тому +8

      Ha, & he's definitely going to look out for _their_ interests

    • @Unicorn91-nab
      @Unicorn91-nab 4 години тому

      And then he is going to serve for the $400k+ group during his entire presidency

  • @SpideySensei72
    @SpideySensei72 8 днів тому +88

    Is it legal for an FBI director to be selling his own merch line on the side? Damn near everyone in the new Trump cabinet is either already a billionaire or a millionaire with a grifter side hustle.

    • @dianevanweelie5233
      @dianevanweelie5233 8 днів тому +9

      And has abuse accusations or convictions

    • @lordlemond1350
      @lordlemond1350 8 днів тому +4

      It’s Called Oligarchy

    • @bigfriendlybeachretard
      @bigfriendlybeachretard 8 днів тому +4

      It's technically not allowed. However, if they disclose it, their coworkers can decide it's ok. America is such garbage now.

    • @GnomesRox
      @GnomesRox 7 днів тому

      Is it illegal for the President to accept foreign gifts or try to overturn an election? I mean you're asking important questions but at this point the answer it feels a bit naive to still be asking them. What's legal, facts, none of it matters.

  • @elizabethbrammer7022
    @elizabethbrammer7022 8 днів тому +9

    It’s a Turban Tuesday!!! I’m loving it, y’all made my day earlier while I was sitting in an infusion clinic for no bueno reasons. You guys are the best!

  • @weed22k
    @weed22k 8 днів тому +52

    that Kash guy has permanently resting mugshot face. like he just got caught committing the most heinous of crimes.

    • @kitty-vk8ic
      @kitty-vk8ic 8 днів тому +5

      😂 exactly

    • @ceha9517
      @ceha9517 8 днів тому

      Caught coked up with a escort blowing him in a Mercedes limousine.

    • @ceha9517
      @ceha9517 8 днів тому +8

      Or serial killer.

    • @SJ-qs2gj
      @SJ-qs2gj 8 днів тому

      Well. Hes the director of the FBI. and a true patriot.

    • @tracistewart2450
      @tracistewart2450 8 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @hyfmf
    @hyfmf 8 днів тому +13

    Haha love it - Kashyup Patel 😂

  • @KateBergstrom
    @KateBergstrom 8 днів тому +11

    Keeping me sane! Thank you

  • @zer0K0000l
    @zer0K0000l 8 днів тому +35

    kash patel aka brown steve bannon

  • @MacrobianNomad
    @MacrobianNomad 8 днів тому +9

    We need a Gucci Turban watch-along with Kash Patel’s Government Gangsters (2024). I’m sure it will be a good laugh streaming his film “illegally”

  • @riverlove6820
    @riverlove6820 8 днів тому +8

    Just found you. Thanks for the on point and chilled conversation and making me laugh.

  • @sundippatel1688
    @sundippatel1688 8 днів тому +49

    As an Indian and a patel, I don't claim him. Send him to another group.

    • @prakashtiwari8003
      @prakashtiwari8003 8 днів тому +1

      Neither he claim your lame a$$.😂

    • @c.r.harris
      @c.r.harris 8 днів тому +4

      🤭

    • @SJ-qs2gj
      @SJ-qs2gj 8 днів тому +1

      Yeah hes an OG and youre a lame ass Patel whos eating grass. hes a national treasure and youre a homeless motel bum.

    • @Vijay.1234-h3j
      @Vijay.1234-h3j 7 днів тому +11

      Who are you to claim anyone?

    • @gaarakenjiceasar9575
      @gaarakenjiceasar9575 7 днів тому

      Nobody needs your validation. That's why he will be heading FBI and you're just a sore loser commenting here.

  • @samb9403
    @samb9403 7 днів тому +4

    "Kashyap, I just want to say Jai Shri Krishna!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @meerapatankar7275
    @meerapatankar7275 3 дні тому +1

    Props to Nimesh for calling him Kashyap!!

  • @HBCTchannel
    @HBCTchannel 8 днів тому +8

    Ca$h App?

    • @HBCTchannel
      @HBCTchannel 8 днів тому +3

      Paypal Patel

    • @HBCTchannel
      @HBCTchannel 8 днів тому +3

      Venmo Gandhi....pronounced "Wenmo"

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 7 днів тому

      Dumb Donnie missed the opportunity to nominate him to run the Treasury

  • @mariabengtssonviking
    @mariabengtssonviking 6 днів тому +1

    You are exactly the kind of person who are needed in politics, both of you!
    Because you are recognizing the bshit and that you can inform yourself and change your mind if needed.

  • @StoicMarcusAurelius2024
    @StoicMarcusAurelius2024 8 днів тому +9

    Kash Patel made a 2024 movie "Government Gangsters". Have not seen it but some crazy BS for sure.

  • @blasse2392
    @blasse2392 8 днів тому +8

    I am nominating brother Nimesh for the next New York Mayor

  • @707Berto
    @707Berto 8 днів тому +7

    No need to plan. Everything's going according to panic.

  • @borimex84
    @borimex84 8 днів тому +8

    The deep-state exists when you're ineffective at governance 3:59

  • @IamSugam007
    @IamSugam007 8 днів тому +3

    Patel bhai is going to run the FBI.

  • @RahRan123
    @RahRan123 6 днів тому +2

    3:17 That man has to fart!

  • @willboler830
    @willboler830 8 днів тому +6

    Kash Money Billionaires

  • @raux82
    @raux82 8 днів тому +5

    its like Doctor Strange love is playing on the loop with Trump...

  • @Jenna_xraydragon
    @Jenna_xraydragon 8 днів тому +9

    Trump admin is 💯 chodes all day. Love your work Nimesh and Asif is dope too. ✌ RIP DMX 🙏 🎉 Gucci Turban 🎉

  • @daddyilo
    @daddyilo 8 днів тому +14

    He will never ever really give a really _real_ order, for real. No one will be able to resist laughing at him behind his back, and he will be unable to detect it.

  • @weed22k
    @weed22k 8 днів тому +7

    Trump's DEI hire.

    • @higher_pwr8178
      @higher_pwr8178 5 днів тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bobfaam5215
      @bobfaam5215 5 днів тому

      But patriotic and effective.
      🇺🇸💪🏿

    • @weed22k
      @weed22k 5 днів тому

      @@bobfaam5215 being a bootlicking DiseasraeIi supporter is the furthest thing from being a "patriot". it makes you the very opposite of one.

  • @drinkwoter
    @drinkwoter 8 днів тому +3

    I heard conservatives wanted indians out of government so didn’t want to vote kamala, now who’s laughing 😂 trumps cabinet is nothing but that

  • @toryfoster3300
    @toryfoster3300 7 днів тому

    Another kick-a** roast. „That’s an awkward Sunday dinner after that…“😅

  • @growingandshowing559
    @growingandshowing559 2 дні тому

    I saw that -$63k and almost got in trouble laughing too loud at work on my break.

  • @jideveloper1164
    @jideveloper1164 8 днів тому +14

    What is the appeal to some Indian-Americans of this MAGA movement? I just can't fathom it.

    • @lordlemond1350
      @lordlemond1350 8 днів тому +1

      The same thing that made Italians, Irish, Polish, Germans, and all kinds of Anglo Saxon’s just WHiTE when they got to America.
      They want to be accepted and validated by whiteness. MAGA at the core is about white people trying to “take back” the America when everyone was subservient to them.

    • @pvs-b8h
      @pvs-b8h 7 днів тому +4

      Its easy, do a google search about the origin of RSS and Hindutva ideology, then do the simple math.

    • @thebestevertherewas
      @thebestevertherewas 7 днів тому

      @@pvs-b8h Nothing to with that.
      In fact Boomer Indian Uncles voted Dem more than Indian Americans born in US, who have little connection to India.
      Carnegie Endowment did an entire segment on it titled "Deciphering the Indian American Vote".
      It's on UA-cam, watch it

    • @Noobmaster69_bro
      @Noobmaster69_bro 7 днів тому

      Hindu & Christian collab, Hindustan

    • @cogito9350
      @cogito9350 6 днів тому

      ​@@pvs-b8hI am sure by that logic black and Hispanic are RSS ground force too

  • @ashud396
    @ashud396 5 днів тому

    '-67.3 Thousand...' It cracked me up too!

  • @ceha9517
    @ceha9517 8 днів тому +5

    I want a watch along for the inaugaration. Please. Watching from Germany.

  • @janellemcdonald1673
    @janellemcdonald1673 День тому +1

    you 2 crack me up! Thank you for making me laugh

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 8 днів тому +1

    pete's mom bodied him in that email lol

  • @higher_pwr8178
    @higher_pwr8178 5 днів тому +1

    He's the hate that hate produced.

  • @arofficial3344
    @arofficial3344 День тому

    3:41 like > you might not be thinking that it sounds good, but he knows that it does, but he acts better to not know why. He knows that it might sound better to you so precautionarily instills that doubt of "whats happening I dont know but its baad for sure". I know Friends dont think that much, but now its your judgement.

  • @sdeepj
    @sdeepj 8 днів тому +1

    The “problem” with the Wells Fargo Center is owned by Comcast Spectator; they own the Flyers, but the Sixers. Sixers ownership wants to own their own arena

  • @riverlove6820
    @riverlove6820 8 днів тому +1

    Parents have no control of who their children become as adults. We are shaped by nature and nurture - a loving parent can't save a person who is a narcissist. Many abusers of women are narcissists. Pete is definitely one- don't know anything about his father/ grandparents or upraising. She sounds like a mother who loves him but is showing tough love because her grandchildren are involved. I think most grandparents would stand up for their grandkids over their own children and daughter in-laws become their own daughters.

  • @AndresArias-pm3tn
    @AndresArias-pm3tn 7 днів тому

    The Peter principle will be in full effect for the next 4 years

  • @ShaneCallum
    @ShaneCallum 3 дні тому

    Kashyap Patel is coming ❤

  • @indranidasgupta8982
    @indranidasgupta8982 5 днів тому

    I’m surprised they didn’t mention “ca$happ” lol

  • @JUSTINPATEL-t8j
    @JUSTINPATEL-t8j 8 днів тому +4

    Why did he have to put THAT Patel into office? Gonna ruin it for the rest of us.

  • @sialo1
    @sialo1 8 днів тому +4

    Yo dude, he’s way smarter than you give him credit for. Read his book Government Gangsters and you’ll see his perspective and narrative.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 7 днів тому +2

      He's smart. But he's also fanatical. Types like him in leadership positions of key law enforcement is asking for trouble -- unless you're comfortable with the end result looking like Russia.

  • @TheLisclark
    @TheLisclark 8 днів тому

    Dharmesh Patel also drove up from Pasadena in SoCal to Hwy One in San Mateo County to do his attempted murder suicide. He was the first defendant in California to get off with just Mental Health Diversion due to a MDD diagnosis under a recent law ( also a suspended medical license).

  • @josesorto-ulloa1533
    @josesorto-ulloa1533 5 днів тому +1

    Not poor but spending above their capacity. Trump does not talk about the real issues which is that most of the money goes to the corporate execs. CEOs now make up to 500 million per year.

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity 4 дні тому

    The Patel Boys are what's UP

  • @ctrl-shift-run8681
    @ctrl-shift-run8681 8 днів тому +3

    Can't be more legit than someone who calls himself Ka$h...

  • @miajones6410
    @miajones6410 8 днів тому +3

    God help us 😅.

  • @josesorto-ulloa1533
    @josesorto-ulloa1533 5 днів тому

    Ever since Reagan took down the majority of the unions the salaries of the lower tier employees has not risen. On the other hand the salaries of high tier execs has gone up by 1000 percent. Until the Unions gain power the majority of the labor force will go in circles and will be in the same situation twenty years from now.

  • @mariabengtssonviking
    @mariabengtssonviking 6 днів тому

    They should give the Blind Banana guy half of the money...

  • @lillibitjohnson7293
    @lillibitjohnson7293 8 днів тому

    You have to use potato for tail pipes… jam them in and it takes a lot of pressure to make them pop lol

  • @IM.lift96
    @IM.lift96 8 днів тому +2

    Ayo Gucci turbans

  • @AllG-o2t
    @AllG-o2t 8 днів тому +3

    this podcast feels like a failing Ponzi scheme

    • @AllG-o2t
      @AllG-o2t 8 днів тому

      don't get me wrong i still love this podcast tho

  • @dianevanweelie5233
    @dianevanweelie5233 8 днів тому +3

    "Trump’s Crypto Project Was a Bust Until Justin Sun Stepped In
    His $30 million investment gives struggling venture a boost
    Sun, who also paid $6 million for banana art, faces SEC suit."
    From Bloomberg article

  • @Bulsajo
    @Bulsajo 8 днів тому +1

    Awesome stuff, but I don't listen to any long podcasts. If you (or someone) would repost highlights/best bits in short format, that would be... awesomer.

  • @serraangel7465
    @serraangel7465 5 днів тому

    The medi is looking for a left dude bro podcast and I think this one is it.

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz 6 днів тому

    NGL Kash Patel would be an ill name for an Indian rapper.

  • @punitsinghania5338
    @punitsinghania5338 6 днів тому +4

    There is nothing called South Asia. Its Indian subcontinent.

  • @RF-iv9vw
    @RF-iv9vw 5 днів тому

    Unhinged people are Trump’s best people

  • @danieltilleru3528
    @danieltilleru3528 4 дні тому

    Until trump nominated kash i didn't believe he would do anything against the government

  • @jeremyfoust3551
    @jeremyfoust3551 День тому

    Ive commented on yalls show more than i ever comment on anything online. Thank you for the banana art commentary. This shows you how much money means to those who dont have it. And also this artist is a shit for not donating to his supplier even if he proved something asanine. Thanks for exposing that. I didnt know.

  • @basura6194
    @basura6194 8 днів тому

    You missed kashyaps book the plot against the king!

  • @usazar
    @usazar 8 днів тому +5

    I call him Kash 'Mai White Hota' Patel.

  • @leeshiflett1863
    @leeshiflett1863 7 днів тому

    Anyone who has ever had the FBI visit just to ask questions for employment background checks knows that these folks are their own type. And that Cash app dude ain't it.

  • @saeedhossain6099
    @saeedhossain6099 7 днів тому

    12:28 step 0, get out of the group chat.
    Gucci Turban, was nice knowing you.

  • @mearl3977
    @mearl3977 8 днів тому

    I would play pro anything for less than 10million. The injuries don't always get paid for while you're still playing for them. I say get all the money you can while you can play because when you can't play they won't pay and you don't know how much that new knee is going to cost

  • @Mar-wal-s6i
    @Mar-wal-s6i 21 годину тому

    Wasted 12min only and 1more to write this comment.

  • @jasonchrist2172
    @jasonchrist2172 8 днів тому

    Supportive comment.

  • @jeremyfoust3551
    @jeremyfoust3551 День тому

    Shit I'm-30k at least I'm common with a guy on a pod cast. Love yall keep doin what you do

  • @gopikasuraj
    @gopikasuraj 4 дні тому

    his mom cced the email to his ex-wife.

  • @GLM0702
    @GLM0702 6 днів тому

    I can never finish a podcast because the changes every 2 seconds are unbearable. Much more pleasant to watch on a view where you can both be seen, it gives you a headache otherwise!

  • @timthom2155
    @timthom2155 8 днів тому

    There is no super majority

  • @HelloAndyTung
    @HelloAndyTung 5 днів тому

    Holy shit Asif! I'm watching and I'm like i have an indian friend name Asif... Lost touch with you man! Hope you are well!

  • @siuabc
    @siuabc 6 днів тому

    0:25 please do!

  • @TW074-SL
    @TW074-SL 7 днів тому

    Hello Nimesh are you related to kash Patel 😁

  • @housebrigade
    @housebrigade 8 днів тому +1

    The amount of adverts on this podcast is fucking ridiculous. I'm half way through but tuning out now. Can't deal with it

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 7 днів тому +2

      UA-cam has gone insane the last few months. They're trying to make it so intolerable that you subscribe to Premium.

  • @bakalabushrat
    @bakalabushrat 2 дні тому

    y'all are rude ... LOL ... why are you explaining innocuous to the man ? if he comes after you its your fault ... 😅🤣😅🤣🤣😂

  • @kayellai5278
    @kayellai5278 7 днів тому

    Nimesh Patel and Kash Patel, must be related but too embarrass to embrace?

  • @rupin
    @rupin 6 днів тому

    Gucci turban by a Hindu and a Muslim cool man

    • @RunhdeepS.Sandhu
      @RunhdeepS.Sandhu 5 днів тому +1

      Right. Don't like it. It's disrespectful to Sikhs. A bahimn and sula ffs

    • @Shva927
      @Shva927 23 години тому

      So?
      What r u implying?
      And by this logic, should jews, Christian, sikhs, jains, Buddhists be offended?

    • @RunhdeepS.Sandhu
      @RunhdeepS.Sandhu 20 годин тому

      @Shva927 only Sikhs wear Turbans as an article of faith 24/7 and not just on special occasions . Jews wears hats so completely different and I dont think Buddhists or Jains are required to wear turbans. You've made a nonsensical comment.

    • @Shva927
      @Shva927 20 годин тому

      @@RunhdeepS.Sandhu same non sensical as u and @rupin , don't u think?
      Our thinking process is different dear.
      I took gucci turban as a name, it didn't even click that it is referring to a turban worn by sikh (a century ago, "most" Indian male would wear a turban of some kind and two centuries ago there would not be one Indian male who would not be have a turban) ,Soooo..... !
      Most Indians don't wear turban cause this part of culture has been forgotten, sikh still wear it cause it has been explicitly written in this scripture.
      "A brahmin and sula ffs" what do u mean by this?

  • @BillyP13
    @BillyP13 5 днів тому

    Nimesh , the king of a sellout.

  • @frankx4726
    @frankx4726 8 днів тому +2

    You guys have to do the Vivek vs Kash vs Usha (thru JD) caste rumble. Cause you know during those WH dinners... it's on.

  • @avinashwarrior6035
    @avinashwarrior6035 3 дні тому

    Update me brahs

  • @arofficial3344
    @arofficial3344 День тому

    See now I will judge you both honestly, just because I can and I can also write here, delete this if you want.😅 You know that you are not oblivious to facts but you divert your questioning to suit the "atmosphere" of your friendship or say this podcast, and then you are met with a much better act of being oblivious to things, just "normal" people who are suprised how things have changed. You are trying to maintain a friendship and to not invoke distrust between two, by clouding your own reasoning, which is then affirmed by someone who knows more than you but acts better than you.

  • @jarvismathis3594
    @jarvismathis3594 8 днів тому +1

    Number one 🎉❤😂😂😂

  • @robertdominguez8298
    @robertdominguez8298 7 днів тому

    As if😝

  • @atharvshendage4705
    @atharvshendage4705 8 днів тому

    Jay Shree Krishna Nimesh

  • @ishantradingcurrency
    @ishantradingcurrency 5 днів тому

    Bro, you guys are comedians and should stay to it. U dont know how govt works

  • @jayeshjaiswal2674
    @jayeshjaiswal2674 6 днів тому

    Both of you are so hateful. give them a chance to work before making judgements

    • @mariabengtssonviking
      @mariabengtssonviking 6 днів тому +4

      Oh yes, that's the way to run a government 😮
      You are definitely not good at judging people who are suppose to be in power.
      Just give them a chance.....
      Yeah, last time was great 😊😅

    • @roadwarrior280
      @roadwarrior280 6 днів тому +1

      I think a lot of Indians see Trump as “ The God of Wealth”. Issues like democracy or climate change is not on the radar. Kash is licking Trump’s boot hard. Anything to get to the top

    • @roadwarrior280
      @roadwarrior280 6 днів тому

      I think a lot of Indians see Trump as “ The God of Wealth”. Issues like democracy or climate change is not on the radar. Kash is licking Trump’s boot hard. Anything to get to the top

    • @roadwarrior280
      @roadwarrior280 6 днів тому

      Your joking. Trump already said he is going after the Democrats hard because they dared to allow justice officials to prosecute him for his crimes. Patel has totally signed onto prosecuting Democrats in revenge.

    • @roadwarrior280
      @roadwarrior280 6 днів тому

      Your joking. Trump already said he is going after the Democrats hard because they dared to allow justice officials to prosecute him for his crimes. Patel has totally signed onto prosecuting Democrats in revenge.

  • @Dividerinchief
    @Dividerinchief 5 днів тому

    Hindu aur catwa Bhai Bhai..