Statler: You know, something doesn't have to be funny to be good. Waldorf: What did you think of _this_ show? Statler: It was good! Both: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Statler: How long are we here for? Waldorf: 20 years Statler: If Id known the judge was going to give us the box I would have asked for the chair! DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!
I didn't know Statler and Waldorf fought for the Kaiser during WWI. Then again they're old enough to remember dating Queen Victoria, have rode on the Titanic, and had the opportunity to have an intellectual conversation with William Shakespeare (Any other heckles these two geezers pulled on each other I'm missing, just let me know. I'll try to get my hearing aid fixed by then. Hahaha!)
You missed the part at 10:09, where Waldorf punched Statler right in the nose, and when I saw that part, I was like “OW, whatcha do that for, and how come people were laughing at it when you weren’t?” Seriously, that’s gotta hurt! One more thing, what episode was THAT from?
Waldorf: I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show. Statler: Why not? They were also responsible for the bubonic plague! Both: Hahaha!!
It's amazing that they could write this stuff, we grew with it and came out fine. Because I don't think you can do this in TV geared for kids these days. A parent would have a heart attack watching Waldorf and Stadler shooting up the theater or insulting the "actors".
Logan Lawrence at 2:05 this was seen at the end of the 2 it’s the Muppets VHS releases meet the Muppets and more Muppets please? and Both of them are available from Jim Henson video
Waldorf: Well they got up. We've must have missed them. Statler: We didn't miss them. We were shooting blanks. Waldorf: We were? Statler: Of course. (gun fires, causing a piece of the roof to fall) Statler: Well, some of them were blanks. (audience laughs)
12:33 Rabbit:”you look like two kindly, old gentlemen, can I hide here?” Statler and Waldorf: look at the rabbit, and then look at each other Statler: “Hey Alan, here’s one you missed!” Waldorf: picks up rabbit and throws it back at the stage! Statler and Waldorf: start laughing hysterically! My thoughts: “what episode was that from?” Also my thoughts: “And what was that about?”
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Statler: "So they blew up half the theatre."
Waldorf: "At least they blew up the right half."
Statler and Waldorf: "THEIRS!!!!"
Statler: "I don't understand him. Why doesn't he go back to what he was doing before he became a chef?"
Waldorf: "What was that?"
Statler: "Nothing."
LOL
Statler: You know, something doesn't have to be funny to be good.
Waldorf: What did you think of _this_ show?
Statler: It was good!
Both: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Statler: How long are we here for?
Waldorf: 20 years
Statler: If Id known the judge was going to give us the box I would have asked for the chair! DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!
Kermit: Well guys it's just the three of us for a weekend in the swamp.
Statler and Waldorf: Oh, no!
(audience laughs)
1:04
Waldorf: Statler, isn’t here tonight, Kermit, he’s sick. Kermit: Oh that’s too bad, the flu? Waldorf: No, the show, he’s sick of it. Hehehehehehe!
I didn't know Statler and Waldorf fought for the Kaiser during WWI. Then again they're old enough to remember dating Queen Victoria, have rode on the Titanic, and had the opportunity to have an intellectual conversation with William Shakespeare
(Any other heckles these two geezers pulled on each other I'm missing, just let me know. I'll try to get my hearing aid fixed by then. Hahaha!)
They never grow older, and they never die!
W: How about that? They brought the house down.
S: That's an old joke.
W: Well, some things improve with age.
S: You don't.
*Roasted*
You missed the part at 10:09, where Waldorf punched Statler right in the nose, and when I saw that part, I was like “OW, whatcha do that for, and how come people were laughing at it when you weren’t?” Seriously, that’s gotta hurt! One more thing, what episode was THAT from?
Waldorf: I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show.
Statler: Why not? They were also responsible for the bubonic plague!
Both: Hahaha!!
It's amazing that they could write this stuff, we grew with it and came out fine. Because I don't think you can do this in TV geared for kids these days. A parent would have a heart attack watching Waldorf and Stadler shooting up the theater or insulting the "actors".
Statler: What do you think of pigs on bikes?
Waldorf: I never have liked roadhogs
both: HAHAHAHAHA
Statler: roadhogs
both: heheheheheh
Statler and Waldorf: “BOO! BOO!”
Sheep: “Baa! Baa!”
Statler and Waldorf: “Humbug! Humbug!”
*all laugh*
Waldorf:Just when you think this shows terrible something wonderful happens
Statler:What?
Waldorf:It ends
Hahahaha
Logan Lawrence at 2:05 this was seen at the end of the 2 it’s the Muppets VHS releases meet the Muppets and more Muppets please? and Both of them are available from Jim Henson video
12:18 The world's greatest senior superhero.
Money man !
Waldorf: Well they got up. We've must have missed them.
Statler: We didn't miss them. We were shooting blanks.
Waldorf: We were?
Statler: Of course.
(gun fires, causing a piece of the roof to fall)
Statler: Well, some of them were blanks.
(audience laughs)
0:22 -0:34 I love those types of song the singers are so easy to hit.
What episode is that from?
You should've said "The singers are all guaranted hits".
@@juanrisa945 Dang it, that was WAY better than mine.
Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens.
John Dauphinais it ends!
They got up. We must’ve missed ‘em.
John Dauphinais we were?
Waldorf: “Do you think there’s life in outer space?”
Statler: “There are certainly none in this theatre.”
*both laugh*
this time miely curcur was the losez
11:21
If only these guys could commentate for the local baseball team...
Moneyman. The world’s cheapest superhero.
Ha! That was rich!
@@DarkPaladin24 yeah. He came from the baroque/broke period!
10:02 is what I plan to say to my friends when I'm old
Sheep: BAAA BAAA
Statler and Waldorf: HUMBUG! HUMBUG!
You know, something doesn’t have to be funny to be good.
John Dauphinais it was good!
13:56 I loved this one! Keeping score, ROFL
You know, Gonzo would’ve been perfect for that movie he was going to star in.
John Dauphinais “The Revenge Of The Little Blue Geek”!
12:33 Rabbit:”you look like two kindly, old gentlemen, can I hide here?”
Statler and Waldorf: look at the rabbit, and then look at each other
Statler: “Hey Alan, here’s one you missed!”
Waldorf: picks up rabbit and throws it back at the stage!
Statler and Waldorf: start laughing hysterically!
My thoughts: “what episode was that from?”
Also my thoughts: “And what was that about?”
12:32
Episode 420 with Alan Arkin
We were shooting blanks.
(Blows up the roof) well some of them were blanks 😂
Statler > Waldorf > every other Muppet
7:00 Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit! He's sick!
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. The flu?
@@connorhorman No, the show! He's sick of it!
don’t get to lonley up there ok?
They got up, we must’ve missed ‘em.
We didn't miss 'em, we were shooting blanks.
@@gunstrokethecybertronian8659 we were?
@@Morningstar91939 Of course. *accidentally fired the MG up to the ceiling* Well some of them were blanks.
1:36 Hey, that was on ABBA
12:18
Waldorf: “Good grief! You’ve turned into…”
Waldorf: “Money Man!”
Statler: “Money Man!”
11:36 Statler with best burn!
Best Jokes: 1:35 2:05 2:41 2:53 3:08 3:38 3:54 4:15 5:39 7:52 8:42 8:57 9:26 9:39 11:21 11:47 13:00 13:13
these two are very funny XD
You know, I’ll always regret that I didn’t study Shakespeare when I was a kid.
John Dauphinais That’s Good 😂
When you were a kid you could’ve studied WITH Shakespeare!
6:02 Carlos - I think Statler is wearing a hard hat on his head hahahaha
everyone - CARLOS
1:24 12:54 12:57 12:53 9:40 9:43 2:09 1:25 2:07
Now that’s talent, an opera singer who tap dances and sings cowboy songs. I wonder if there’s anything she isn’t good at.
There is: choosing what show to be on?
You know something, that was a sweet number.
John Dauphinais you know something else? I HATE sweet numbers!
Statler isn’t here tonight, Kermit, he’s sick!
John Dauphinais no, the show. He’s sick of it!
John Dauphinais not much chance of that, my wife is using Statler’s ticket.
she’s just pondering her nose
I don’t understand him. Why didn’t he go back to what he was doing before he became a chef?
John Dauphinais nothing.
Hey Alan, here’s one ya missed!
John Dauphinais hahahhahahaha!
Why did the ending to the Liza Minelli episode only made it and not the other scenes?
Episode 403 with Shields and Yarnell
1:35 - 2:05
Statler and Waldorf would get along with the Lady in the window from Sha Na Na.
3:37 Waldorf sings You're A Grand Old Flag from Barney & The Backyard Gang.
So they blew up half the theater.
John Dauphinais THEIRS!
At least they blew up the right half
Well, he’s actually gone. Will we ever forget him?
John Dauphinais you know, what’s his name?
Episode 413 with Dizzy Gillespie (with Astoria)
6:48 - 8:35
Who just made statler a woman
You know, I think I’ll go to the dentist.
John Dauphinais sure, after this show nothing hurts!
That’s what you call a wire act.
John Dauphinais why?
Every time they go on, you ask “why’re they doing that?”
I love Statdler and Waldorf.
Episode 414 with Liza Minnelli
8:41
We are two dorks
15:43
“That’s all, Folk!”
You know, it’s too bad Gonzo’s leaving this show.
John Dauphinais who?
Shadow The Punisher Me.
What are they doing with those spoons?
John Dauphinais I’m not surprised, that’s how they get all their acts!
Ever gone to a witch doctor?
Wade Wilson they’re all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor? Hohohohohohoho.
“They’re all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor?”
Why can’t they do numbers like that?
John Dauphinais oh. So you did.
I can’t believe those rats were responsible for this show.
0:29 DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE VERMIN LOLOLOLOL
What’s the hard hat for?
I'm gonna be ready unless they start throwing pigs at us again
You think that Jekyll-Hyde stuff is expensive?
Nope. My wife takes a glass of it every morning
How long are we here for?
John Dauphinais if I had known that judge was giving us the box, I would’ve asked for the chair!
12:02 - 12:09 What's the joke here? I don't get It.
Royal family to orcas island is my great grandpA
13:53
Of course Phyllis George won, no one else is here!
Well the others would be dumb enough to come back
Why’d you do that to poor Fozzie?
John Dauphinais I know, you still have the dress you wore so they’d let you in the lifeboats!
Was that supposed to be poetry?
Yep, the bear’s gone from bad to verse
Episode 412 with Phyllis George
8:49 - 9:18
Gypsies curse was funny
I and I'm a princess of mercia and castile
Episode 410 with Kenny Roger
5:38 - 6:02
7 thumbs down from SJW parents.
Im the Ideator of the Muppets how about a wild wild west show spin
You think this show constitutes cruelty to animals?
Only if they’re watchinh
4:58 WTF
😂😂💎💎
6:00
4:56 4:43 1:08
Episode 409 with Beverly Sills
4:41 - 5:31
Episode 415 with Anne Murray
9:26 - 9:39
12:32