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  • @paullamoureux274
    @paullamoureux274 6 років тому +1077

    I love Blanche's "mace" story....hysterical! Thanks for sharing this compilation.

    • @robertawilson549
      @robertawilson549 6 років тому +34

      Paul Lamoureux and when she sprayed her face with the plant mister..

    • @paullamoureux274
      @paullamoureux274 6 років тому +27

      @Roberta Wilson - Oh God that was too funny! Gets herself all hot & bothered....LOL

    • @sfletch3042
      @sfletch3042 6 років тому +42

      "I was dying on the floor and the cops were harassing me!"

    • @stephaniemcvay9926
      @stephaniemcvay9926 6 років тому

      Oki

    • @lawranew5125
      @lawranew5125 6 років тому +3

      Paul Lamoureux I
      I was bussing p.

  • @Auron12786
    @Auron12786 4 роки тому +405

    The fact that Blanche’s first reaction to the gunshot was “You shot my vase!” was hilarious in a way.
    Priorities, Blanche

  • @BB-or8gi
    @BB-or8gi 6 років тому +602

    “THEY THOUGHT I WAS ON ANGEL DUST!!!” 00:56

    • @joeb2588
      @joeb2588 5 років тому +31

      I haven't heard the word "Angel dust" since the 80's! Funny though!

    • @tree-huggersans-cur4371
      @tree-huggersans-cur4371 5 років тому +15

      Oh yeah, angel dust... I’ve done so much that I had forgotten about it!

    • @leejganderson7827
      @leejganderson7827 5 років тому +7

      What's really Angel Dust to People???

    • @pabloaulestia6310
      @pabloaulestia6310 4 роки тому +7

      J.G. Anderson a drug

    • @shanearnett3235
      @shanearnett3235 4 роки тому +4

      @@pabloaulestia6310 Good to see you Dorothy lol (sounds like something she would say.)

  • @ewanoxborrow1024
    @ewanoxborrow1024 6 років тому +679

    "One night I'll belch, and stable mable here will blow my head off"
    Actually in tears 😂

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 5 років тому +226

    "You're no good at *DISDAM* game."
    😆😆😆

  • @phantomlover1467
    @phantomlover1467 4 роки тому +217

    "And do you know what's on the other side of that lateral fusion pipe?"
    Ross: no
    "MY HEAD!"
    😂😂😂

    • @katerinaaqu
      @katerinaaqu 4 роки тому +25

      I literally died with that one! 😂😂😂
      She comes at her so calmly and then she finally explodes! Priceless!

    • @saxmaster121
      @saxmaster121 Рік тому +4

      My favorite one!!😅😅

  • @Ghostrider6A
    @Ghostrider6A 3 роки тому +225

    “You shot my vase!”
    “At least I didn’t shoot Lester.”
    “I’d rather you shoot Lester.”
    Lester: I’ll pass on that nightcap, Blanche.

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 2 роки тому +19

      “Oh, go on home you old fool!”

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 Рік тому +16

      “SHE SHOT MY VASE!”
      “Thank God, I hated that thing”

    • @chuchulainn9275
      @chuchulainn9275 Рік тому +12

      Just save what pieces you find Sophia! I'll glue it back together!

    • @ClydeFrog84
      @ClydeFrog84 Рік тому +13

      You bet! Whatever I find. I love that vase!

    • @Hammerton32
      @Hammerton32 6 місяців тому +1

      Almost 40 years later from the show's debut and the jokes still hit - COMEDY LEGEND!

  • @sunnyvega1722
    @sunnyvega1722 6 років тому +415

    "I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people" That had me dead😂

    • @unoriginalusername1748
      @unoriginalusername1748 6 років тому +33

      Sunny Vega “I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.”

    • @sunnyvega1722
      @sunnyvega1722 6 років тому +10

      @@unoriginalusername1748 that is a possibility , but who knows I could be wrong

    • @JBomb517
      @JBomb517 5 років тому +3

      Jeweler... Jewish...

    • @howtubeable
      @howtubeable Рік тому +1

      Rose has a good point. Are we sure there is no linguistic connection?

    • @kimberlylyon2606
      @kimberlylyon2606 7 місяців тому

      Toys for two.

  • @betloured
    @betloured 5 років тому +421

    "I don't understand how a thermos keeps things both hot and cold." PRICELESS!!!

  • @wolvenmeck
    @wolvenmeck 5 років тому +645

    “You’re no good at disdam game!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wyntersteele1a
      @wyntersteele1a 5 років тому +20

      Game over😄😄😄

    • @kaysmith1666
      @kaysmith1666 4 роки тому +14

      Totally funny

    • @RedJohnO22
      @RedJohnO22 4 роки тому +4

      Was she trying to spell Disdain?? (I feel naked and unarmed walking into a bear cave covered in honey, but I'll do it for the laughs.)

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 4 роки тому +6

      John/Jenna Sequa knowing Sophia she put down disdam because that’s all she could put down and doesn’t really care if she wins by cheating 😆

    • @Jeng4280
      @Jeng4280 3 роки тому +2

      😂the mother was so funny!

  • @malachicheek1302
    @malachicheek1302 4 роки тому +97

    “ I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste😭😭”

  • @daniellelawman9724
    @daniellelawman9724 6 років тому +180

    I think it's so sweet that under all the sarcasm and being savage to all of them including her own daughter, Sophia is quite protective when it calls for it. It only comes out sometimes but moments like this is when she shows her softer side. Love you, Sophia. You were the best!!
    RIP Estelle Getty....and the rest.

  • @StephersBeyond
    @StephersBeyond 5 років тому +137

    Sophia: I managed to live 80-81 years...
    One night I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off!
    😆😆😆😆😆👏👏👏

  • @rstevens1836
    @rstevens1836 2 роки тому +72

    R.I.P. Betty White. 💐 She wouldve been 100 now. I imagine all the girls doing this in heaven now.

  • @XxBabyGurlLovexX
    @XxBabyGurlLovexX 6 років тому +561

    I lost it when Stan walked into the kitchen wearing Dorothy's robe! ROTFLMAO 😂😂
    Stan: "Uh, do you mind if I use the phone?"
    Sophia: "You already used my daughter and you didn't ask for my permission!" #savage #nofilter

  • @BOREDOM6969
    @BOREDOM6969 6 років тому +265

    "I can't believe you can swing that ball pass your hip."
    *[ended everything]*

  • @rosemangano690
    @rosemangano690 5 років тому +266

    They simply dont make comedies like this anymore

    • @lillylovesrain7072
      @lillylovesrain7072 3 роки тому +2

      Friends was the last good comedy.

    • @Beefer-e4j
      @Beefer-e4j 3 роки тому +2

      @Logia SD thank you!! Seinfeld came along later and was funny..The office was great, Mom is funny, snl has been killing lately- there are always good comedies on.’

    • @evm6177
      @evm6177 2 роки тому +1

      There is no comedy to life anymore.

    • @B70-l2d
      @B70-l2d 2 роки тому +1

      @@lillylovesrain7072 the office

    • @latto333
      @latto333 2 роки тому

      If this comment isn't the absolute truth

  • @shanearnett3235
    @shanearnett3235 4 роки тому +58

    "You shot my vase!" This whole scene is priceless.

  • @KnightsaysNi
    @KnightsaysNi 5 років тому +110

    Omg, Sophia leading the ladies on a "field trip" to see Stan😂😂😂😂

    • @dezeraejames9698
      @dezeraejames9698 3 роки тому +9

      I know, I can't explain it either.

    • @km4336
      @km4336 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @honeyandlavender_
      @honeyandlavender_ Рік тому +1

      Like’s some sort of animal 😂😂

  • @kellypredmore
    @kellypredmore 4 роки тому +67

    "I was never once robbed or murdered while I was with Charlie!" Omg, Rose.....😂😂😂😂

    • @km4336
      @km4336 2 роки тому +4

      🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😫

  • @Shaquille__Oatmeal_00
    @Shaquille__Oatmeal_00 6 років тому +217

    ''I'd rather you shot Lester!''

  • @bethbogue3742
    @bethbogue3742 2 роки тому +28

    “I’m surprised she wasn’t murdered BY Charles!” 🤣

  • @radisaw9054
    @radisaw9054 4 роки тому +32

    I've been watching golden girls since I was 12. I'm 26 now and this is the only show I genuinely loved every character

  • @georgemaherjr2290
    @georgemaherjr2290 4 роки тому +30

    It’s 2020 and I watch these clips weekly. What a legend of actors and a legend of a show. 🙌🙌

  • @ElijahGaviola
    @ElijahGaviola 3 роки тому +31

    THEY DONT MAKE COMEDY LIKE THIS ANYMORE, THE WRITERS OF GOLDEN GIRLS ARE AMAZING

  • @JaeLshae30
    @JaeLshae30 5 років тому +38

    “He Thought I was on angel dust” 😂

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 6 місяців тому +8

    Blanche macing herself at the police station sounds really funny 😂😂😂

  • @chuchulainn9275
    @chuchulainn9275 4 роки тому +20

    "Boy can you tell a story!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dominikastrauss5208
    @dominikastrauss5208 6 місяців тому +6

    They always look gorgeous ❤ Pure class!

  • @TheBooshBabe
    @TheBooshBabe 4 роки тому +39

    "You shot my vase!" 😂

  • @marthajohnson4751
    @marthajohnson4751 2 місяці тому +2

    I could watch them every night, which I do. Each every time is like watching it for the first time. They keep me laughing. Pure joy and entertaining.

  • @darlene8130
    @darlene8130 3 роки тому +15

    The mace spray story.... 🤣😂😂🤣 can't breathe

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Рік тому +13

    “Disdamn is not a word. Use it in a sentence.”
    “You’re no good at disdamn game.”
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @ManongChito
    @ManongChito 6 років тому +181

    She shot my vaaaaazzz!!!

  • @andersb5007
    @andersb5007 4 роки тому +18

    These clips make me laugh so hard. Every time. ‘There’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.’

  • @tilog6839
    @tilog6839 6 років тому +45

    I watched this while in public and the first clip is Blanche's mace story, which has me laughing so hard, that I thought I might have to stop and watch the rest in private. LOL!

  • @jafarvellines960
    @jafarvellines960 4 роки тому +38

    Blanche: YOU SHOT MY VASE
    Rose: I didn’t shoot Lester
    Blanche: I’D RATHER YOU SHOT LESTER

  • @pyrpleflower7
    @pyrpleflower7 5 років тому +44

    Blanche was more concerned about her vase than her date. "Go on home you old fool". Blanche: "I'm laying there dying" she's so dramatic. Rose: Jewelers, Jewish I wonder if there's a connection. She's dumb in a funny way. 🤣

  • @maudecortes3919
    @maudecortes3919 4 роки тому +36

    Sophia to Stan: You used my daughter and didn't ask my permission.

  • @samlsd9711
    @samlsd9711 3 роки тому +17

    "You're no good at disdam game"
    😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣
    Sofia is the best.

  • @shaunlowekey4525
    @shaunlowekey4525 6 років тому +80

    I thought that you had a hair spray, but you had a mace, I mace myself, laying on the floor, they wanted to arrested me, lmao

  • @monib4458
    @monib4458 5 років тому +76

    I just woke everyone laughing so hard at the mace story Blanche told 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️ My girls lol

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 4 роки тому +8

      Amanti Belmon especially her accent when she says “Who’d I hurt?! Me!!”
      It makes it so funny and simultaneously makes me feel bad for her 🤣😂😭

  • @AnAdorableWombat
    @AnAdorableWombat 3 роки тому +66

    "I wonder if jewelry come from Jewish people " lmaooooo Awww Dear Rose. Too precious. Rest in peace Betty. You are all together again

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 2 роки тому +13

    "One night I'll belch and stable Mabel here'll blow my head off!"
    While Dorothy is the master deadpan snarker, it's easy to see where she gets it from

  • @MultiFandomAnge
    @MultiFandomAnge 4 роки тому +17

    0:55 Blanche yeeting that rag is a big mood

    • @michaelellis8726
      @michaelellis8726 2 роки тому

      Sorry, in English?

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 2 роки тому +2

      @@michaelellis8726 Blanche throwing the dishrag in frustration is relatable lol.

  • @terencebarrett2897
    @terencebarrett2897 3 роки тому +13

    These ladies looked absolutely beautiful, and this comedy is superb,

  • @QueennieMapula2000
    @QueennieMapula2000 5 років тому +112

    You know I am not sure which is more Savage: Dorothy or Sophia??

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 років тому +17

      Sophia, you cannot insult her back

    • @tishavee7001
      @tishavee7001 4 роки тому +4

      Definitely Sophia

    • @dezeraejames5255
      @dezeraejames5255 4 роки тому +3

      @@KanishQQuotes I don't know--- Dorothy came up with some good comebacks against her.

    • @iisuperstarii7310
      @iisuperstarii7310 3 роки тому +3

      Dorothy is a great student but the master will always be Sophia.

    • @dezeraejames9698
      @dezeraejames9698 3 роки тому +1

      @Logia dude It was her mother. Remember. Picture it Sicily 18.... something, something a tall olive skin woman....
      Mama, not another story.
      Sophia come closer.....*smack*
      Dorothy, promise me if I ever end up like this, you'll take me out to a field and shoot me.
      Could you put that in writing?
      Dorothy, come closer.....*smack*.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 6 років тому +83

    *WE WON! I WON!! I WON!! YOU LOST AND I WON!!* 😅😅

    • @dezeraejames7934
      @dezeraejames7934 5 років тому +8

      Rose literally scares me when she's competitive.

    • @josephcook6442
      @josephcook6442 3 роки тому

      Me winning a match on League of Legends

  • @ciaraf4158
    @ciaraf4158 3 роки тому +18

    Rose: I didn’t shot Lester
    Blanche: I rather you shot Lester!! Lol

    • @chloehughes292
      @chloehughes292 2 роки тому +1

      Blanche: Sophia any pieces you find, I’ll put it together
      Sophia: sure any pieces I’ll find (as she hides the broken pieces in the pot plant behind) 😂😂

  • @anb7408
    @anb7408 5 місяців тому +4

    "I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste!" -Sophia

  • @justic3385
    @justic3385 5 років тому +26

    "Oh. WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT WORKS!"
    I'M-

  • @kimberlyWard8152
    @kimberlyWard8152 6 років тому +228

    You're no good at disdamn game lol😂

  • @tameikabrown
    @tameikabrown 2 роки тому +5

    2:42 LOL 😂 When Dorothy’s Ex Husband Stan Came Through The Kitchen Door & Rose & Blanche Both Spit Out There Orange Juice So Abruptly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @janetlynncobb5766
    @janetlynncobb5766 6 місяців тому +2

    "One night I'll belch, and Stable Mable here will blow my head off"! 😂😂

  • @dwaynehayes3782
    @dwaynehayes3782 4 місяці тому +2

    I love Blanches mace story.
    So relatable to what i believed of me being slipped a roophie and having my first epileptic seizure and the experience i had with the Los Angeles Fire Department ( LAFD ) & Los Angeles Police Department ( LAPD ) after regaining consciousness. 😮

  • @lovellytshotshi345
    @lovellytshotshi345 8 місяців тому +2

    I love Dorothy's night dress, it looks so comfortable 😍

  • @pattibrooks1907
    @pattibrooks1907 4 роки тому +15

    Love The Golden Girls and they help with my depression so does my kitty Midnight Baby.

  • @chightower1989
    @chightower1989 2 роки тому +5

    Sophia: "You're no good at "this damn" game."☠😂🤣😅

  • @raegibson3066
    @raegibson3066 4 роки тому +8

    The mace story is too funny.... Love the bowling too with them all wearing the same outfit... "I wonder if jewellery comes from Jewish people. In Little Falls the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish, I wonder if there's a connection?" - Rose. "I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste." - Sophia... Lol...

  • @tameikabrown2542
    @tameikabrown2542 2 роки тому +6

    2:41 funny scene both Blanche & Rose spitting out there Orange Juice as soon as Stan came Into the kitchen thinking It was Dorothy Instead 😆😅🤣😂

  • @scottdurham4734
    @scottdurham4734 4 роки тому +3

    the last sketch with the vase is the best! I always in tears with it!

  • @charliegeraldjr5926
    @charliegeraldjr5926 6 років тому +101

    Dis damn is not a word 😂😂😂😂

    • @paullamoureux274
      @paullamoureux274 6 років тому +22

      Hahaha "You're not good at disdam game". Gotta love Sophia sometimes!

    • @sheilaburns8977
      @sheilaburns8977 6 років тому +7

      … you're no good at dis damn game!!! …. Sophia!!!

  • @kamya7104
    @kamya7104 5 років тому +66

    I love this dis damn video
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @L.L.888
      @L.L.888 3 роки тому +4

      "dis damn" line should become a meme!!! xDD

  • @raegibson3066
    @raegibson3066 4 роки тому +8

    One of my favourite episodes is where they go to the nude resort and they show up to dinner wearing the Happy Valentine's Day signs.... The maitre d says, "Ladies we always always for dinner..." Also when they are in the store and need a price check on condoms.... Rose asks what? Dorothy says, "Condoms, Rose. Condoms." The clerk replies, "What, you just get out of prison lady?"

  • @tonihodgessteward921
    @tonihodgessteward921 3 місяці тому +2

    RIP 😢ladies. Thanks for the laughs.😂

  • @theresaholguin699
    @theresaholguin699 5 років тому +11

    Omg just dying from laughing so much. Love them all ❤❤❤❤

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 4 роки тому +10

    "I'd rather you shot Lester!"😂😂😂

  • @karensnowden962
    @karensnowden962 5 років тому +12

    This is still a great show.

  • @waysidetavern
    @waysidetavern 5 років тому +10

    All wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing, great lines every one!!

  • @josephcook6442
    @josephcook6442 3 роки тому +8

    "You had mace, your hairspray was mace!"

  • @melissajean2011
    @melissajean2011 10 місяців тому +2

    The mace story is honestly something that would happen to me lmao

  • @umukzusgelos4834
    @umukzusgelos4834 3 місяці тому +1

    Dorothy´s cackle after Blanche saying"I can´t believe you can move that bawl past your hib"

  • @clarissagafoor5222
    @clarissagafoor5222 3 роки тому +5

    That mace story made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath!

  • @henrydominguez2345
    @henrydominguez2345 3 роки тому +8

    I still enjoy the episodes 😁

  • @mclaynmusick9753
    @mclaynmusick9753 Рік тому +4

    Boy, Blanche can definitely tell a story 😂

  • @kaifianaaz9986
    @kaifianaaz9986 4 роки тому +3

    I never laughed so loud since so many years oh Thank You

  • @missyb9526
    @missyb9526 4 роки тому +3

    That laugh at 0:50 😂😂 u know that person is having a good laugh and can't breathe

  • @Mavka-m7f
    @Mavka-m7f 2 роки тому +14

    I am from Ukraine ,🇺🇦.
    I love this lady's. And watching again ,when I feel sad a specially in hard times like now.

  • @jafarvellines960
    @jafarvellines960 4 роки тому +3

    The one when Blanche maxed herself was the funniest one that one and the part when Rose shot her vase

  • @tiffanybolin8196
    @tiffanybolin8196 5 років тому +21

    You know what else I don’t understand...lol at Rose.

  • @jeannecroghan8811
    @jeannecroghan8811 5 років тому +6

    They were wonderful. Thank you for upload :

  • @raegibson3066
    @raegibson3066 4 роки тому +8

    Stan in Dorothy's robe.... "I guess you ladies didn't recognize me without my tupee" - Stan. "I guess that's it." - Blanche. "Do you mind if I use the phone?" - Stan. "You already used my daughter and you didn't ask my permission." - Sophia...

  • @sheilalecroy9845
    @sheilalecroy9845 5 років тому +20

    I managed to live 80 81 years. I survived pneumonia 2 operations of stroke. One night I'll belch, and stable marble here will blow my head off!😃😃😃😃😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ashleycharlot1
      @ashleycharlot1 Рік тому

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @justsomebread8646
    @justsomebread8646 6 років тому +34

    6:19
    Blanche: You shot my Vase...!?
    Me: .-. really? Your roommate shoots a gun and you’re concern about a shattered piece of clay?

  • @prowlandsasuke
    @prowlandsasuke 3 роки тому +4

    I really like how even though Sophia maybe tough on dorothy. She despises Stan for how he treat dorothy during their marriage. She through shade at him everytime they interact. You can tell Sophia reallly loves dorothy.

  • @candiceperry7916
    @candiceperry7916 6 років тому +86

    Betty White is my favorite actress

    • @tonyb0904
      @tonyb0904 6 років тому +3

      Candice Perry
      I love her ' I don't understand ' speech. always did. Along with Blanche and Dororothy's annoyed but subtle reaction to it.

  • @arohathatsme9214
    @arohathatsme9214 6 років тому +29

    I love your channel name "smile today"
    Thanks to this video I did
    Thx

  • @Michael-uu9nv
    @Michael-uu9nv 2 роки тому +2

    Keep laughing the golden girls will never be forgotten great humor

  • @lisad9403
    @lisad9403 3 місяці тому +3

    She shot my VAAAASE!😊

  • @tameikabrown2542
    @tameikabrown2542 2 роки тому +4

    I Luv The Hearing The Theme Song AT The Beginning Of The Video's

  • @bibipersaud9018
    @bibipersaud9018 3 місяці тому

    No matter that I know every line. But I would look to perk me up just so I could laugh hysterical again. It's never old!!!!

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 4 роки тому +3

    “Is that it Rose? Or is there something else you don’t understand?”
    Make a list 😂

  • @jencastro
    @jencastro 4 роки тому +2

    Blanche maced herself. Classic! 😂😂😂😂 that just hilarious!!!

  • @leannsherman6723
    @leannsherman6723 2 місяці тому +2

    Herb Edelman was the best.😂❤

  • @nadanalia3000
    @nadanalia3000 Рік тому +1

    They were excellent

  • @vimtocat1741
    @vimtocat1741 5 років тому +24

    one night I'll belch and stable mable'll blow my head off! XD

  • @pabloskibuiadventures4384
    @pabloskibuiadventures4384 3 роки тому +5

    Rest in Peace Ms. Betty White (Rose Nylund)🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 2 роки тому +2

    2:41 their reactions when Stan came in 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joycelynmartin1180
    @joycelynmartin1180 4 роки тому +7

    SOPHIA WAS THE TRUTH!!!😂😂😂

  • @alysononoahu8702
    @alysononoahu8702 4 роки тому +2

    You bet. Whatever I find. I love that vase.
    Lololol