Holy shit Ken I was not expecting this, much like Hasbro never expected Adam Warski to climb through the sewers with 10 tonnes of C4 and bring down the whole building.
in case one doesn't get it. there was a poscast that Andy Warski, a youtuber known for posting videos talking about general stupidity on the internet, was hosting, that featured Jim (MisterMetokur), and Jeremy Hambly (UnsleevedMedia), and they were talking about the current topic of the day that was about Jeremy's concerns for the Magic: the Gathering community on how the judge program let in convicted sex offenders into their ranks. Then Jim had the bright idea of getting viewers to spam the Hasbro twitter feed with very threatening messages about a guy named "Adam Warski" and proceeded to cause shenanigens. As it seems, Hasbro noticed.
Hello Ken, This comment isn't really about this song but I really wanted to tell you something. I like you. I really like most of your songs and it always feels nice to hear your voice. I've heard that you had some bad moments so I really wanted to tell you that. I am not very good in english and I know it's not much but it's still some nice words. And I can try to cheer you up if one day you don't feel good ^^ Have a great day/night
Andy "Touch my niece and get my truck of peace" RaceWarski will never be forgotten for his bravery during the Great Hasbro War. Historians today state that this ballad is evidence of his great influence on our modern society.
MaybyAGhost it's starting to expand into one of the biggest inside joke....LETS MAKE IT BIGGER, I mean it helps raise attention to the issue addressed anyway
Four years ago, you had to deactivate comments because oversensitive fuckheads thought a song about eating cheeseburgers might be connected to GamerGate tangentially. Now we have this. I like this.
Sorry, but i need it here Lyrics --------------------------------------------------------------------- There's a legend that's sung in Rhode Island Told to children with faces a glee About a hero, an absolute madman Who bunged the shit out of that company No more Lotus or Power Nine bullshit Those pedophiles knew it was nigh That man got on a plane in Toronto Got an AK or 4 and prepared to say hi Adam Warski, axe wielding maniac Hasbro you fuckers we pray for your soul Adam Warski, getting away with it Touch that boy's hole and you'll pay Adam's toll He enlisted the help of some dear friends The time traveling demon Sam Hyde And they vowed to eradicate Hasbro They crashed the plane, kicked the door, went inside There was blood on the ceiling, screams echoed for miles As Adam lay waste to his claim And they rescued the boys and the girls who were slaves And every last one of them chanted his name Adam Warski, Hitler on steroids Enacting upon Magic his genocide Adam Warski, hero of Canada We laughed and we laughed at how many had died Adam Warski, doing it for free He'll never stop on his valiant quest Adam Warski, might be a pseudonym Touch that girl's chest and he'll strap on a suicide vest Oh yes Adam Warski, murderous psychopath Cash all your cheques cause he`s coming for Hollywood next
There s Sam Hyde then there is Ben Garrison There's Ben Garrison and then there is Adam Warski There's Adam Warski and then there is just Adam Warski because no on is at his level
UA-cam just recommended this video to me again.... I can't believe it's been so long, I remember watching the original stream live while I was waiting for my college class to start. I miss the old days...
I feel like you've missed a great opportunity to use "Adam RaceWarski". Would have been perfect for this song, especially the "Hitler on steroids" line.
@@sgtaveryjohnson3803 the TLDR is that Hasbro is cracking down hard on any non official D&D stuff. 3rd party apps & tools. Competition that follows their formula too closely. And wants a cut of profits from any tournaments that use D-20s. And other stuff.
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Holy shit Ken I was not expecting this, much like Hasbro never expected Adam Warski to climb through the sewers with 10 tonnes of C4 and bring down the whole building.
Adam "touch my neice you'll meet my truck of peace" warski
Adam "if you're a creeper, you'll meet the grim reaper" Warski
Hello
Agee’s like milk?
in case one doesn't get it. there was a poscast that Andy Warski, a youtuber known for posting videos talking about general stupidity on the internet, was hosting, that featured Jim (MisterMetokur), and Jeremy Hambly (UnsleevedMedia), and they were talking about the current topic of the day that was about Jeremy's concerns for the Magic: the Gathering community on how the judge program let in convicted sex offenders into their ranks. Then Jim had the bright idea of getting viewers to spam the Hasbro twitter feed with very threatening messages about a guy named "Adam Warski" and proceeded to cause shenanigens. As it seems, Hasbro noticed.
hes not the hero we wanted but the one we deserve...
and the hero we needed.
Hasbro CEO died today. Adam Warski strikes again
2021 what a year
"adam warski, getting away with it"
oof lmao
Andy " *I keep the peace but turn pedos to pieces* " Warski
Hello Ken,
This comment isn't really about this song but I really wanted to tell you something.
I like you.
I really like most of your songs and it always feels nice to hear your voice.
I've heard that you had some bad moments so I really wanted to tell you that. I am not very good in english and I know it's not much but it's still some nice words.
And I can try to cheer you up if one day you don't feel good ^^
Have a great day/night
it's crazy that he just keeps getting away with it
Adam "touch undercooked buns and you get the guns" Warski
Adam "bullet in the chamber when kids are in danger" Race-Warski
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Mister Metokur's new favorite song.
did not expect this
did not ask for this
but we all needed it
Adam "If you try to involve her, you'll taste my revolver" Warski is at it again, dad
The house always wins
ethan ralph absolutely felted
Oh fuck, ken is a fan of Jim
Jim and Billy The Anti Bully are to blame for this song.
Ken Ashcorp holy shit dude yes
Ken Ashcorp remember, nobody likes a rapist.
One of us! One of us!
6 MILLION MORESKI
Adam "The Mandalay Bay won't be seen the same way" Warski
HAHAHAHAHA
All these names are gold
Hey while smile I don’t know you were here what’s up
Did you mean Adam "Six Million" Moreski?
Nice one.
Did you mean ye who violently axe murdered hasbro?
Can I get an F for Adam Race Warski.....
F
F
Why?
ah, Adam "Sandy Hook won't get a second look" Warski.
This needs a sequel for the donga fight
Cheers and good sneed everyone
Sneed on my brother, sneed on
Andy "Touch my niece and get my truck of peace" RaceWarski will never be forgotten for his bravery during the Great Hasbro War. Historians today state that this ballad is evidence of his great influence on our modern society.
Bayzero18 and here Ken "Fightin' Illuminati Demons with my tentacle semen" Fashcorp is to tell us the tale through song.
I'm gonna say this is an inside joke gone out of hand.
And honestly, what better inspiration for music is there?
Keep it up, Ken!
MaybyAGhost it's starting to expand into one of the biggest inside joke....LETS MAKE IT BIGGER, I mean it helps raise attention to the issue addressed anyway
loool how did I not hear this until now
I never knew ken did until today lol
Also upload more nerd
Hey its Sitch. Where is your sidekick?
Adam “if that girls underage, prepare to feel my rage” Warski
Four years ago, you had to deactivate comments because oversensitive fuckheads thought a song about eating cheeseburgers might be connected to GamerGate tangentially. Now we have this. I like this.
Tengoon OPRP wait, so that was the reason? WTF?
You can't make this shit up.
Wait, wtf was gamergate, and why is to legendary
The Lisbon Lacerator strikes
As a guy named Adam I approve of this song.
@@TheRealOfficialAmazingAdam the human portuguese man o'war
The Porto Punisher
Top 10 Anime Crossovers
I can't believe Adam "Touch My Son You'll Get My Gun" RaceWarski got one of his IRA friends to make an anthem for him
I hope this is a joke.
IRA? IRL? NRA?
IRA?
Irish Republican Army
Never apologize for your art, Ken.
Adam “if you kiss that little girl’s face, you get the mace” Warski
Adam warski the madman called in his associates in Lisbon and had the gunt beaten up. All that was left on Ralph was a card that read “aim, aim, aim"
All of a sudden I want to hear Ken sing 4 hours worth of sea shanties
agreed! ken you know what needs doin'
Adam "make kids cry, prepare to die" Warski
This needs a harmonica.
One more vote for a part 2
STAY THE FUCK BACK.
nice
Our Holy Priest Lesbian Panda returns, welcome back Ken.
Simpler times... I miss them dearly
So do I, nothing wrong with clowning around.
IBS was a simpler time? the world really must have gone to shit.
@@stdcall The world is on fire if you haven't noticed.
This song is five times longer than Andy's boxing career.
Adam "I'M ON MY WAY TO HASBRO AND GONNA MAKE 9/11 LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE" Warski
No idea what the song is about but just happy ken uploaded sonething xD
Goddamnit Metokur
MrMajorDouche who is this "Metokur"? Billy is a good boy
Okay the meme is good but holy shit Ken that vocal reach is insane
Warski can be knocked out at least 8 times before this song stops playing
But hey atleast he got in the ring
Also to be fair: he got up after the hit
Andy “Manifest Destiny just got the best of me” Warski, the eradicator of the Rolling Wheel tribe
Sorry, but i need it here
Lyrics
---------------------------------------------------------------------
There's a legend that's sung in Rhode Island
Told to children with faces a glee
About a hero, an absolute madman
Who bunged the shit out of that company
No more Lotus or Power Nine bullshit
Those pedophiles knew it was nigh
That man got on a plane in Toronto
Got an AK or 4 and prepared to say hi
Adam Warski, axe wielding maniac
Hasbro you fuckers we pray for your soul
Adam Warski, getting away with it
Touch that boy's hole and you'll pay Adam's toll
He enlisted the help of some dear friends
The time traveling demon Sam Hyde
And they vowed to eradicate Hasbro
They crashed the plane, kicked the door, went inside
There was blood on the ceiling, screams echoed for miles
As Adam lay waste to his claim
And they rescued the boys and the girls who were slaves
And every last one of them chanted his name
Adam Warski, Hitler on steroids
Enacting upon Magic his genocide
Adam Warski, hero of Canada
We laughed and we laughed at how many had died
Adam Warski, doing it for free
He'll never stop on his valiant quest
Adam Warski, might be a pseudonym
Touch that girl's chest and he'll strap on a suicide vest
Oh yes
Adam Warski, murderous psychopath
Cash all your cheques cause he`s coming for Hollywood next
Ai Pretty sure it's bombed not bunged, both would make sense, so it doesn't really matter that much tho
like 104% sure that it's bombed
I'm a bard in my DnD group and after I heard this song I proposed to do a folk song to buff my party then I sung this song it was a riot
who could not be inspired by the tale of adam "touch that boys hole and pay the toll" warski
This comment section resurrected!, thank you dear feeder Null
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There s Sam Hyde then there is Ben Garrison
There's Ben Garrison and then there is Adam Warski
There's Adam Warski and then there is just Adam Warski because no on is at his level
This song aged badly.
Talk about a Time Capsule
I know. I promise if ever become a senator I will play this on a speaker there and force everyone else to listen to this masterpiece
I know right.
God dammit, Jim.
ANDY NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GET THE GUNT BEAT UP AND ROBBED
touch the boys hole pay the toll
@@nilktots6380 *Thumb the Girls hole pay the toll.
Oh how we need a part two about Adam manifesting his destiny over some injuns
Rip Adam racewarski, the small fish in a much too large pond
help I can't stop listening to this song about a man murdering pedophiles
*Scrolls through notifications*
"W-wait, a Ken Ashcorp song?"
*HYPER-VENTILATES*
The next verse is about him opening a casino.
where he murders the customers en masse in drunken fits between beating up s gunt flaps as a punching bag
Notorious Alt Right leader Adam "Race" Warski Bombs Hasbro Head Quarters
Bro what a rollercoaster a mere 5-6 years can be.
AIM AIM AIM!
Adam "Touch the kid and I'll gas you like a yidd" Warski gonna make Columbine look like a god damn joke.
Adam Warski lasted longer against Salt Papi than Ralph did on the streets of Portugal.
Its not true.
@@Cato76yes it is
@@thatfrog05 that went over your head.
the rage pig makes a point to squeal "its nawt truuuuuu" whenever someone calls him out.
Miss this era
It was an Era, do your best to remember it, because so many will forget.
Adam "I'll make 9/11 look like a fucking joke" Warski
Adam "stay in your lane or I'll best out your brain" Warski is the hero of Canada.
My favorite non-fiction song that should legitimately get Warski on every watchlist in the world.
Lmfao the title change
The true anthem of Portugal
I swear to god if someone sings this in one of those televised talent shows, I will die laughing and have no regrets!
UA-cam just recommended this video to me again.... I can't believe it's been so long, I remember watching the original stream live while I was waiting for my college class to start. I miss the old days...
He can't keep getting away with it
Remember this voice when it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Sing some shanties, rack some dough.
*wipes away tear* This was beautiful.
112 pedophiles disliked this song.
Remember when he tried to get his friend to kill someone on stream?
Chief Walks-With-Legs we know Aim Aim Aim
He finally tries to kill someone and they werent even from hasbro. fucking let down
Yeah, that was great but still not as funny as the Adam Racewarski stream.
I feel like you've missed a great opportunity to use "Adam RaceWarski". Would have been perfect for this song, especially the "Hitler on steroids" line.
Maybe the real bloodsports was the lulz we had along the way.
I love how this video is nearing 2 years old and people are still commenting and coming back.
What a god
I just got here for the first time and I had to research this extremely obscure meme. Know Your Meme's article on it was really short.
Donga must have heard this song right after he challenged Andy to a fight. This is why he pussied out
Who wouldn't, guy sounds like a complete unadulterated mad-lad.
This is fucking incredible.
this just makes me believe that jim is ken ashcorp
Not all heroes wear capes... Some of them are axe wielding psychopaths.
"Touch that girls chest, and he'll strap on a suicide vest"
There's a special place in my heart for you Ken
Adam "6 million more" Warski
Nice Garrison reference 👍
STAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!
this song just gets funnier and funnier as time goes on
PULL IT OUT! AIM AIM AIM!!!!!!
WEEEEeeeEe WILl DEFEND OUrSelvES!!!!!
This is by far the greatest song of our generation.
Its missing the verse where Adam teams up with jim to break into houses and vaccinate kids
Thank you good sir.
Ethan Ralph seething
What the flying fuck
This is
This is a miracle
Thank you Ken you have delivered once again
Adam should make you an honorary Aryan for this
Adam “that trap better not activate your card” Warski
Adam "give the kid a pork and you'll feel satan's pitchfork" Warski
Adam "I'll make the Boston Bombers look like firework enthusiasts" Racewarski
Adam "if you touch em while their age is on the clock you get the glock" warski
Nocthe Medic the clock stops at 12 😐 and don't say the 24 hour
Anthony Morgan lol are you talking about that article calling 24 is the end of adolescent?
meme I think you should have a nice long talk with Adam
meme 😐😓😟ah
Nocthe Medic yes
He is now Adam "Watch out Wall Street Journal, im going postal" Warski
I find myself listening to this again in the midst of the ONED&D controversy.
Tldr
Where's are hero when we need him most?
@@sgtaveryjohnson3803 the TLDR is that Hasbro is cracking down hard on any non official D&D stuff.
3rd party apps & tools.
Competition that follows their formula too closely.
And wants a cut of profits from any tournaments that use D-20s.
And other stuff.
Adam Warski is called upon once more.
Yep.
This song is relevant once more.
The El Chapo of Portugal
He'll steal your purse, and put you in a hearse.
Are you the same ken ashcorp? Sounds like your voice dropped a bit there haha