@@TheOnlyNialsame, to be exact, when I first opened Cytus 2 I had the idea in mind that it's just a bunch of different simgers/DJs just making music and not much else and when I saw Ivy I thought "damn this boy looks cool, bet he is a cool DJ or some sort". Oh boy was I wrong...
fuck you. fuck you so much. IVY LITERALLY EXPLAINED THEYRE LIKE SISTERS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING- (this is a joke but still Ivy x Vanessa is a terrible ship)
@@Iknowwhatyourr you can't help it if you are forced to grind through that arc for multiple levels, and the fact i am just a natural shipper lmao, but yeah, i honestly don't ship them, but i thought of it
Are you kidding? I'm honored to have my post shared, thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed it - and yeah, I guess you could call this a coping mechanism for dealing with them tears lol.
When I first opened Cytus 2 I had the idea in mind that it's just a bunch of different simgers/DJs just making music and not much else and when I saw Ivy I thought "damn this boy looks cool, bet he is a cool DJ or some sort". Oh boy was I wrong...
I'm aware that Team Member A was the one who shot Ivy but the meme wasn't nearly as funny with that long and nondescript title above the officer's head, so I figured I'd stretch the plot a bit for the sake of accessible comedy.
Video does say (STORY SPOILERS) in the title haha not sure what the expectation was. Anyways, you should definitely still play it! It's got awesome gameplay and the story was clearly good enough to possess me to make this high-effort shitpost!
Listen, I'm not really into Cytus but I gotta say this is really silly and funny. And the last one tho... Geez, Vanessa 🤣 Also, 2:04 *VANESSA X IVY SHIPPERS* (if there's even any out there), *PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELVES*
J'ai fini le jeu récemment et j'ai beau être français (donc par le respect envers le cliché nul en anglais) je suis mort de rire c'est beaucoup trop drôle
I get a bit of the refrences but most i dont (since the story is long and confusinga) even though i completed the game so could someone explain the refrences
some of these references are from the paid characters but some references are Nate killed Ivy, Rin wanted to kill herself, nobody in the fanbase actually liked noah, people love shipping Vanessa and Ivy, Neko is actually fikin addicted to the internet motherfu-, cherry gets killed because of the architects, ivy framed xenon for being Æsir.... thats all i can remember from the video
Ok can someone please make a video explaining the whole cytus story and timeline? I am poor (not really, but we don't spend money on games :T) but I wanna know the story... or is it better to experience it myself?
I will say that this is a story that is best experienced for yourself, the game is extremely immersive, and there are moments that have to be experience to get there full package
![[Cytus II] story「 all cutscenes 」](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iycNTzNQ2Jg/mqdefault.jpg)
I like how there's so many spoilers, but you won't get them without knowing the context
As someone who doesn't know like 80% of what happens yet, I can confirm
Exactly... I do not understand anything... I need the money for this gaaaame
i got to like 80% done with the game god "V" is hard
I was crying when I finished the game and now I'm crying from laughter
I laughed at neko using the internet and then I absolutely died at aesir-fest
1:28 got me giggling and wheezing
Same here
cytus 2 storyline in a nutshell :
2:05 is literally my thought throughout that story arc
And here i thought Ivy was a boy at the first glance
@@TheOnlyNialsame, to be exact, when I first opened Cytus 2 I had the idea in mind that it's just a bunch of different simgers/DJs just making music and not much else and when I saw Ivy I thought "damn this boy looks cool, bet he is a cool DJ or some sort". Oh boy was I wrong...
fuck you. fuck you so much. IVY LITERALLY EXPLAINED THEYRE LIKE SISTERS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING-
(this is a joke but still Ivy x Vanessa is a terrible ship)
@@Iknowwhatyourr you can't help it if you are forced to grind through that arc for multiple levels, and the fact i am just a natural shipper lmao, but yeah, i honestly don't ship them, but i thought of it
@@IsidoreK I mean technically-
1:59 the best joke ever
HAHAHA. TRUEEEE. XD ~
I liked there “screw gravity one” haha
This is the best video I've ever watched. The entire Cytus 2 fanbase appreciates this video.
I am honored to have been of service! o7
henlo I saw you in Alt's vid
@@bautistabinhyler3656 Who? I don't recall doing any sort of collab. Or are you speaking to vifurawa?
@@Technovoid this is my alt. Yes
@@justiceformygirliechuu Sorry, I don't follow. I don't do collabs so I don't know who's video you could have seen me in.
2:16
Oh boi, that just scratched the surface.
nobody:
not even a single soul:
Hayato: *Your adopted*
Aroma/PAFF:wait whatttttttttttttt?!
:deletes own memory:
Ok
Ok
Ok
This is absolute gold xD (I hope you don't mind linked it out to my followers) We all need a good laugh after that finale.
Are you kidding? I'm honored to have my post shared, thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed it - and yeah, I guess you could call this a coping mechanism for dealing with them tears lol.
Technovoid Truth. It's honestly what we all need right now after 3.0 (╥﹏╥)
*coughs in Rin*
@@shibahyperion7635 oml this x1000
@@m30w7h I'm not a cow either, let's go skateboarding?
When I first opened Cytus 2 I had the idea in mind that it's just a bunch of different simgers/DJs just making music and not much else and when I saw Ivy I thought "damn this boy looks cool, bet he is a cool DJ or some sort". Oh boy was I wrong...
"He"?
Also... You technically weren't wrong ;)
Team Member A ruined everything, you got the wrong guy in the first one
I'm aware that Team Member A was the one who shot Ivy but the meme wasn't nearly as funny with that long and nondescript title above the officer's head, so I figured I'd stretch the plot a bit for the sake of accessible comedy.
True, if Nate does control the team, ivy won't die
yep that's true
And that's why Xenon see A.R.C is bruh, quit his job and start playing music
@@btpstemporarychartacc7449 True, if Nate does control the team, you would be using your own profile picture!
I'm sobbing and I'm not sure if it's because of laughter or sadness
god, 0:40 is amazing
1:43 OK THATS GOOD
2:25 accurate. So so accurate. I am still depresso
I don't get it though
2:38
*cOuGh*
I already lost it at the first clip. This is perfect.
I love this kind of spoilers. Noone will get it without knowhing the story... and they're pretty acurate :D
So many dead people jokes
So many dead people!
The first one....I laughed when I shouldn’t have oml
2:38 punched me in the face because oh boy are you right
I feel bad for laughing on on 0:59 lol
The Aroma references
3:11 My thoughts exactly
This is the greatest video that has ever graced my eyes.
I'm not even halfway through cytus' storyline and I already have a bad feeling abt it
samee
Dont hit the last three notes of vannessa
No, for the love of god, hit one of the last 3 notes! If you don't, you will regret your life decisions!
@@Dullsonic3 lol it's okay, I know what happens if I hit the notes and don't hit the notes, I watched some videos about it
Shironeko Reina well the bad ending is the true ending u can check the game files
why is this ironically accurately gold
Can't wait till I watch this again after reading all the logs
3:12 at least he redeemed himself at the very end
1:33 but it's opposite day
This is a wonderful video! Good work on this
The messed up thing about that first one is Ivy actually got shot.
Lowkey, this is lit.
I cant believe this works
The Aesirfest was absolute gold and I have not laughed th-
Well I haven't laughed at all.
Not since the finale...
:(
Oh my god this is amazing
Oh no, just finished the story and I came back to understand the video.
*i feel like i don’t wanna understand the video.*
Vanessa x Ivy
no
Aren’t they siblings?
theyre robots, they cant be siblings, but still no
@@Iknowwhatyourr at one point they referred to each other as "sisters" (kind of) did they not
Thanks :)
BRO THIS ONE DESERVES AN AWARD
This is the quality content we need
Guess I know what the story is without playing the game
Video does say (STORY SPOILERS) in the title haha not sure what the expectation was.
Anyways, you should definitely still play it! It's got awesome gameplay and the story was clearly good enough to possess me to make this high-effort shitpost!
Trust me, it doesn't explain how messy the story is, but its the nearest meme quality explanation you can get
I mean its pretty accurate
thank you for making my day better
So touched to hear you enjoyed it!
why is this so accurate im-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I CRACKED UP
Team Member A is technically the one who got the shot, but I do agree blamed on Nate and his team in the first place.
2:40 omg its literally me...
now I gotta catch up with the cytus story now REAAAL BAD now.
Joe, and this is already funny.
That opening scene hurt my heart so bad...
Vanessa close-up at the last clip O_O
It's so accurate and funny xd
Xenon(guy):sir-
Neko:it's MA'AM to you
1:04 (this one is so true lol)
1:00 アネッサのしわざかぁ。wwww
2:05 lvyって女だよね。
Ivyは女
つまりゲイ(正確にはレズビアン)
っていうネタです
1:57 Ilka in a nutshell
why is this so accurate
0:00
IVY’S DEATH IN A NUTSHELL-
2:56 okay first of all, how _dare_ you
PRECIOUS GOLD
i love this so much omg
KIVA,you need to watch this first before farewell....
Ngl the on my way to eat your skin really aged well💀
THIS IS GOLD
Hahahahah why are you making me cry
screw GRAVITY
Listen, I'm not really into Cytus but I gotta say this is really silly and funny. And the last one tho... Geez, Vanessa 🤣
Also, 2:04
*VANESSA X IVY SHIPPERS* (if there's even any out there), *PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELVES*
*Sagar best boy.*
2:40 and 2:50 are my favorite moments cause yes
J'ai fini le jeu récemment et j'ai beau être français (donc par le respect envers le cliché nul en anglais) je suis mort de rire c'est beaucoup trop drôle
1:59 Oh no😂
i hate how much sense this makes
2:20 oof
Exactly what I needed at the moment (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
Sounds about right
i laughed way too hard
何言ってるかわかんないけど、すこ
I get a bit of the refrences but most i dont (since the story is long and confusinga) even though i completed the game so could someone explain the refrences
some of these references are from the paid characters but some references are Nate killed Ivy, Rin wanted to kill herself, nobody in the fanbase actually liked noah, people love shipping Vanessa and Ivy, Neko is actually fikin addicted to the internet motherfu-, cherry gets killed because of the architects, ivy framed xenon for being Æsir.... thats all i can remember from the video
@@caskymusic but the interaction of Xenon and Neko are cute too. HAHAHAHA. I SHIP THEM. 🤣 ~
@@cdeyng *you have a severe case of baby voice*
I don’t like how some of them requires dlc to understand.
0:44 😂😂
Lol I think everything shown is accurate-
This is horrible, but fucking fantastic at the same time
2:38 me too but with joe and not conner
Ok can someone please make a video explaining the whole cytus story and timeline? I am poor (not really, but we don't spend money on games :T) but I wanna know the story... or is it better to experience it myself?
I will say that this is a story that is best experienced for yourself, the game is extremely immersive, and there are moments that have to be experience to get there full package
Holy shizz I’m ded
Yes, go gay for conner!!!
Fuk I got spoiler... but damn it's funny
Who's noah
Helena's husband, PAFF's brother in law.
@@Technovoid is he a creep i just finished where paff went awol
@@thesenate5913 You should keep working your way through the story! :) There's a lot for you to get through!
1:00 oh shiz damn 🤣🤣🤣
Wow so many spoiler fak
🤣
yeah,basically it is the story