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  • @Slicric42
    @Slicric42 8 років тому +433

    Uncle Otis and Dragonfly had me in tears...Martin is one of the greatest comedians ever, no one does it better

  • @blackula55
    @blackula55 7 років тому +553

    Otis is an OG. He's never officially hired, he just shows up and starts regulating LOL

  • @atrimus
    @atrimus 3 роки тому +108

    “You want some of this???”
    “Bowah I wants a lot of dat bowah!”
    🤣

    • @kevinjones8191
      @kevinjones8191 2 роки тому +3

      Classic

    • @jjdaze4162
      @jjdaze4162 Рік тому +2

      😂🤣🤣

    • @msrrider43
      @msrrider43 2 місяці тому +1

      Get ready to take you down bwoah, Get ready to take you down bwoah, Get ready to take you down bwoah

  • @taviyonncross3294
    @taviyonncross3294 4 роки тому +288

    “Bwah I said move out the ta ta da way bwah”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @writerofold8867
    @writerofold8867 7 років тому +227

    When someone calls Otis an old man, you know it's about to get real.

  • @dipsetny9291
    @dipsetny9291 10 років тому +304

    Boy look like you gonna be mad as hell boy. You can't afford to put cheese on a whopper der boyi! Martin best show ever!

    • @stevenhosea4849
      @stevenhosea4849 5 років тому +1

      DipSetNY Good. Hi. Yes

    • @shavoris29able
      @shavoris29able 2 роки тому +3

      This one trips me out every time, 😂😂😂

    • @jjdaze4162
      @jjdaze4162 Рік тому +1

      🤣

    • @ajboss924
      @ajboss924 Рік тому

      @@shavoris29able What does he mean by that?

    • @shavoris29able
      @shavoris29able Рік тому +4

      @@ajboss924 Meaning that he's close to being broke, 😂

  • @s.d.ministries
    @s.d.ministries 8 років тому +251

    I'm getting ready take ya down bwoi, I'm getting ready take ya down bwoi!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @emanuelspann6247
      @emanuelspann6247 7 років тому +2

      spiritualdelivery1 ...U very Pretty

    • @Matdogg2k
      @Matdogg2k 7 років тому +1

      spiritualdelivery1 Kelly Rowland ain't got anything on you

    • @ronnieredding7483
      @ronnieredding7483 6 років тому +3

      You can take me down anytime 😂😂😋😎

    • @leanwithangeline8060
      @leanwithangeline8060 5 років тому +2

      TheRealStephie and he took him down lol

    • @Dvco33333
      @Dvco33333 5 років тому

      ...😂😂😂😂

  • @864tyriquee
    @864tyriquee 10 років тому +496

    " Bwah I Said Move Out Ta Ta Da Way Bwah " 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RoyalCam9
    @RoyalCam9 3 роки тому +155

    Martin is just timeless! I done seen this so many times yet it’s just as funny! 😂

    • @1stisraelitessweetness17
      @1stisraelitessweetness17 Рік тому +3

      Yes, I enjoyed watching in those days, and to have videos still around is priceless.

  • @BlueCourtingBooks
    @BlueCourtingBooks 2 роки тому +64

    "Getting ready take ya down Bwah!" 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @thegreatroeski4911
      @thegreatroeski4911 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂 Man I use to say this all the time!!! lol it was the foot stomp to keep the rhythm that always did it for me 😂😂

  • @melaniebiggins6025
    @melaniebiggins6025 10 років тому +237

    "Let's go Yoko Ono. Imagine ain't no money round here Yoko, step... LMAO

  • @XxBabyGurlLovexX
    @XxBabyGurlLovexX 5 років тому +47

    "Gettin ready to take ya down boy, gettin ready to take ya down boy!!" 😂😂 lmao

  • @Teenytinymia
    @Teenytinymia 9 років тому +286

    1:51 had me dying!!!!! That guy didn't even do anything.."you ain't got no money bwah!!!"

    • @AllucB
      @AllucB 9 років тому +8

      😂😂

    • @rileyfreemon20
      @rileyfreemon20 8 років тому +7

      3:00 he jumpd onda car smh

    • @motivationloyal9628
      @motivationloyal9628 8 років тому +27

      lmfao ...I actually thought big homie was going to beat the shit out of old ottis shit old man proved me wrong lmao

    • @kennethharris9841
      @kennethharris9841 5 років тому +16

      You don't have to do nothing to piss otis off.

    • @mariefloyd6174
      @mariefloyd6174 5 років тому +2

      Crazy lol 😅😅😂

  • @sterlingturner8672
    @sterlingturner8672 6 років тому +103

    This show will FOREVER be remembered!

  • @taviyonncross3294
    @taviyonncross3294 4 роки тому +47

    It makes no sense how much I love this show and my uncle Martin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💯🖤

  • @tempo1889
    @tempo1889 14 років тому +93

    "Kangaroo well watch how I hop on this car." Love that part.

    • @waynemartin5784
      @waynemartin5784 2 роки тому +5

      🤣😂😂😆😂😅

    • @normancooper2762
      @normancooper2762 2 роки тому +2

      #metoo :-)

    • @stadiummoments2835
      @stadiummoments2835 2 роки тому +3

      😂I was literally crying of laughter till I had no air in my stomach, especially the noise he was making everytime he hopped on the car. 😂😂😂😂

    • @jjrah3980
      @jjrah3980 2 роки тому +4

      Especially when his legs went up behind him! Lol!!!

    • @tempo1889
      @tempo1889 2 роки тому +2

      @@jjrah3980 or when he pulled a headrest off with his bare hand.

  • @geossk
    @geossk 15 років тому +61

    1:23 "You want some ah dis", "Boy I wants alot ah that boy!" Funniest part in the clip.
    Martin & Chapelle Show funniest Black Tv comedy shows ever!!!

  • @EllerthePeridot
    @EllerthePeridot 8 років тому +75

    1:29 and that foot stomping gets me EVERY TIME. lololol!!!

    • @remidibeatz8780
      @remidibeatz8780 5 років тому +3

      LOL!! Me too

    • @Wxlker_Dl
      @Wxlker_Dl 2 роки тому +10

      Getti'n ready to take you down bwah🤣🎶🎶

  • @Offthbadan
    @Offthbadan 13 років тому +58

    How the cast and extras kept from laughing had to be a task to master.

  • @newera5238
    @newera5238 5 років тому +60

    "I guess you a grown bwoy you drink a lot of milk"😂😂

    • @younghoodiez237
      @younghoodiez237 9 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @newera5238
      @newera5238 9 місяців тому

      @@younghoodiez237thanks for bringing me back to this classic scene 😅😅🤣😭. Much respect 💯.

  • @bobklein1665
    @bobklein1665 5 років тому +37

    This is the funniest skit I have ever seen 😂😂😂 I love Otis

  • @mrhouston9018
    @mrhouston9018 8 років тому +56

    how he kept jumping on the jeep wit those white socks showing. LMAO!!

    • @Laila-fq7hk
      @Laila-fq7hk 8 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamikwapala7535
      @jamikwapala7535 8 років тому +2

      he keep em clean doe

    • @odinson2008
      @odinson2008 4 роки тому

      YYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSS
      LLLLLMMMMMFFFFFAAAAAOOOOFFFFF
      I THOUGHT "I" WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED THAT!!!!!!!

    • @andrew881000
      @andrew881000 3 роки тому

      @@jamikwapala7535 though* dumbass

  • @2quann
    @2quann 9 років тому +141

    I wish he played Otis more than the other characters.

  • @damanehines5263
    @damanehines5263 8 років тому +86

    Say boy ..what you doing punching in all them numbers boy? Huh? What yougot...a bank account ' n Switzerland or something boy? Huh?

    • @Airsign83
      @Airsign83 5 років тому +5

      Damane Hines 😂😂😂

    • @barrydonald4187
      @barrydonald4187 5 років тому +6

      Hahahahahah oh shit that part funny asf

    • @mariefloyd6174
      @mariefloyd6174 5 років тому

      Hey, my last name is Floyd too!😄😄😄

    • @jdouce6074
      @jdouce6074 4 роки тому

      Remember when Jamie Foxx was trying to buy a car 😁😅

  • @dbrown4279
    @dbrown4279 8 років тому +42

    "gettn red take u down boy" hilarious!!!!!

  • @husle504
    @husle504 16 років тому +50

    "You can't afford to put cheese on a whopper boy"
    ROFLMAO!

  • @BeautifulinChrist
    @BeautifulinChrist 11 років тому +13

    I have tears rolling down my face!! I so miss these 90's shows and it makes me want 2 go back in time but too bad we cant so the only thing we can do is reminisce on good times :) the shows these days don't even add up

  • @WolfenX4
    @WolfenX4 2 роки тому +17

    2:51 Brother bailed the hell out when Otis came back 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rippleboi
    @rippleboi 9 років тому +58

    Gettin ready to getcha lil monnney 😂

    • @UFOsAreRealArea51
      @UFOsAreRealArea51 8 років тому +3

      rotfl!!! 😂😂👍👍...your little money.

  • @OgDj2024
    @OgDj2024 2 роки тому +9

    One of the best episodes!

  • @jasonito23
    @jasonito23 13 років тому +25

    I love that extra move he did after he busted the window out the car! Hilarious!

    • @tftimboe
      @tftimboe Рік тому +3

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Nonchalantpapi01
    @Nonchalantpapi01 5 років тому +34

    "Kangaroo? Well watch how I hop on this car" *jumps on car* 😂😂

  • @jasonito23
    @jasonito23 14 років тому +21

    This was the funniest episode of all of them. Martin got to do all his personalities.

  • @MrJvelazquez77
    @MrJvelazquez77 10 років тому +50

    Man I used to fall to the ground! Watching Martin

  • @cameronwright4708
    @cameronwright4708 8 років тому +102

    boy i wants alot of that boy lmao

  • @damewillia5169
    @damewillia5169 8 років тому +93

    When I first say this I was crying with tears rolling down my face. I still laugh at this to this day

    • @CloudsUnfiltered
      @CloudsUnfiltered 8 років тому +5

      Dame Willia lol me too this is hilarious

    • @funkydrift
      @funkydrift 7 років тому

      MrCloudsReviews hahaaa me too

    • @ronjones3184
      @ronjones3184 7 років тому +4

      i feel you man even though i seen this more than 100 times i still be on the floor with laughter from this scene. martin is a damn fool lol

    • @jackpea7102
      @jackpea7102 6 років тому +3

      Martin never gets old. I laugh like a fool as if I never saw it before.

  • @BiGqnZ718
    @BiGqnZ718 8 років тому +34

    funny thing bout this is they really got some strong old ppl like that

    • @kennethharris9841
      @kennethharris9841 5 років тому +3

      @@villy4556 sure was my uncle in his seventies was strong as hell.

    • @BigMike_RTTV
      @BigMike_RTTV 11 місяців тому

      My grandfather was one of them… His grip strength was unnatural.

  • @danthonywhoah8125
    @danthonywhoah8125 8 років тому +55

    How the fuck can you keep a straight face while acting with Martin.. That was a challenge for them I bet lmaooo

  • @sdub8907
    @sdub8907 11 років тому +52

    Bowi I said moveonouttataway bowi

    • @Airsign83
      @Airsign83 5 років тому +3

      samuel williams 😂😂😂right

  • @blove817south
    @blove817south 12 років тому +16

    U can never get enough of Martin, that dude is funny as hell. Ain't got enough to put cheese on a whopper. Lmbo

  • @sdeisha1
    @sdeisha1 16 років тому +29

    "What's the matter it's not red enough for you, i gotta change it from bright red to blind as a bat red." LMAO Martin is so damn funny.

  • @Troytw
    @Troytw 8 років тому +47

    Kangaroo? Well watch how I hop on this cah! 😄😄😄

  • @latoyafarrell8135
    @latoyafarrell8135 5 років тому +38

    "Blind as a bat red"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reggiewolfpac7711
      @reggiewolfpac7711 3 роки тому +2

      Otis is the greatest.
      Getting ready to take ya down boi getting ready to take ya down boi

    • @keithsleekjenkins
      @keithsleekjenkins Рік тому

      I'm not a native English speaker, what does it mean?

    • @younghoodiez237
      @younghoodiez237 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SciFiDigitalMusic
    @SciFiDigitalMusic 7 років тому +15

    Martin is super crazy. Can I feel one of those mustles? LMao

  • @SaharaColeman
    @SaharaColeman 9 років тому +20

    "Where the hell is my good and plenty?" 😂

  • @marshmellowwww
    @marshmellowwww Рік тому +5

    “Kangaroo? Now watch how I hop on this car!” That was hilarious 😂

  • @BigWheezer2000
    @BigWheezer2000 6 років тому +11

    “Move on outta-Bwah I say move on outta-day-wheeey bwaahhh!”

  • @s.d.ministries
    @s.d.ministries 8 років тому +38

    When he kicked him in the butt at 1:39, I lost it!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimbo4223
    @jimbo4223 3 роки тому +8

    This is some of the funniest stuff ever made

  • @damanehines5263
    @damanehines5263 8 років тому +26

    Let's go Yoko Ono... move it out. Imagine ain't no money around here Yoko...move it...

    • @carlparker5476
      @carlparker5476 7 років тому +2

      Damane Hines i just got that after all these years lol

    • @aaleyah5380
      @aaleyah5380 5 років тому

      Damane Hines racist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @spiderpimp33
    @spiderpimp33 14 років тому +35

    "My problem is....I'm bout to move this car, Piece by piece!" LMAO!!!!
    "Kangaroo? Well watch how I hop on this car!" LMAO!!!

    • @ryomalocke6186
      @ryomalocke6186 3 роки тому +3

      Wow all these years I thought he was saying: "Peep my feet" LMAO 🤣

    • @younghoodiez237
      @younghoodiez237 9 місяців тому

      He broke that window 😂😂😂😂

  • @NYGIANT6
    @NYGIANT6 7 років тому +6

    "bwoah I wants alotta dat, bwoah" comedic gold...

  • @curiefong5502
    @curiefong5502 3 роки тому +11

    It's 2021 and I maintain and will continue to maintain Martin is one of the finest comedians ever... he's 100% better then Eddie Murphy any day/any season!... He's simply top notch... he has his craft pat down....💯👊👍🤩👏👏👏❤

  • @almohvn33
    @almohvn33 2 роки тому +2

    Martin is unreal!

  • @marquezwilliams9076
    @marquezwilliams9076 8 років тому +52

    so nobody gonna wonder how does otis work at every security position everywhere?

    • @nomibe2911
      @nomibe2911 7 років тому +11

      Marquez Williams I used to work security at an agency and they would have me every where.

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 5 років тому +6

      Probably a rover. I used to be at like 4-5 sites a week

  • @blancaestela2394
    @blancaestela2394 5 років тому +2

    Best comedian EVER!

  • @kmontano1234
    @kmontano1234 9 років тому +45

    I wants a lot of that bwah!!!

  • @williamislas8397
    @williamislas8397 9 років тому +12

    mr otis is deadicated to his job I love it best on martin

  • @ddawk1019
    @ddawk1019 9 років тому +20

    Git'n ready take ya down bwoy! Git'n ready take ya down bwoy....Git cho azz up outchea bwoy! NOPE! I'm not ready for Ole Otis....All types of LOLZ

  • @sabrinamitchell2974
    @sabrinamitchell2974 Рік тому +1

    I love when he acts like Otis and Jerome my favorite Martin characters. 🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @SweetJonz
    @SweetJonz Рік тому +3

    1:18… “Hanh, bwAh… Show you what AH got, bwAh.” 🤣🤣

  • @ReggMuff
    @ReggMuff 16 років тому +5

    'Martin Show' is a legendary Show!!! AMAZING!!!

  • @lotsatrix
    @lotsatrix 8 років тому +12

    I gotta change it from bright red to blind as a bat red!? Move dis car, right now!

  • @melissamurchison1220
    @melissamurchison1220 Рік тому

    Love martin got his collection

  • @DanaeLaurenTolbert
    @DanaeLaurenTolbert 5 років тому +3

    The young boy in the striped shirt behind Pam was shook lol. The way he ran. Ahahaha!

  • @Grizzlyicz
    @Grizzlyicz 9 років тому +2

    this is the best show

  • @austinsimmons4393
    @austinsimmons4393 9 років тому +16

    He called her Yoko Ono. LMAO!!!!!😄

  • @jessemijo6664
    @jessemijo6664 2 роки тому +5

    Ottis was reaking havoc 😂

  • @IFBBProCalebWalker
    @IFBBProCalebWalker 9 років тому +11

    That front dive on the car 😭😭😭😭

  • @jamesbond504
    @jamesbond504 16 років тому +3

    Martin do them characters so good ,u tend to forget that its really him

  • @user-fm7vg4dv1k
    @user-fm7vg4dv1k Рік тому +4

    He said u, can't afford to put cheese on a whopper🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AvoidTIMtation
    @AvoidTIMtation 13 років тому +1

    Best show ever. Period.

  • @BUCK9110
    @BUCK9110 3 роки тому +5

    Otis got that old man strength 💪

  • @SandyRed881
    @SandyRed881 9 років тому +13

    you drank alotta milk bwoy! gettin ready take ya down bwoy! lol omg this is funny!

  • @reggie93441
    @reggie93441 7 років тому +9

    hahaha Mr Otis still got me dying watching this

  • @user-ye3tx8mz8o
    @user-ye3tx8mz8o 11 місяців тому +1

    That's why that was favorite show of the 90's 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @organicleangoobler852
    @organicleangoobler852 3 роки тому +3

    "Bwah you like you gon be mad as hell bwah, you cant afford to put cheese on a waffle bwah"

  • @rainman554
    @rainman554 11 років тому +32

    change it from 'bright red' to 'blind as a bat red'
    hahahahah

    • @ricoy.9258
      @ricoy.9258 8 років тому +1

      it came out hilarious. ..I be crying late night watching this dude

  • @PaulGreen11
    @PaulGreen11 2 роки тому +5

    "Imagine" ain't no money around here!
    Damn!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mophreakous
    @mophreakous 10 років тому +15

    boy I wants alot of that boy!!!!!

  • @MindSetReset
    @MindSetReset 14 років тому +2

    LMAO... I ove this Otis character... Too funny .... 'I say lets keep on moving, keep on moving'

  • @Wis_Dom
    @Wis_Dom 7 років тому +6

    Ol' Otis and Ms. Geri must have ran shit back in they day!

    • @hugueslengoye8138
      @hugueslengoye8138 7 років тому +1

      hi!i am looking for french episodes.Where can i get it?

  • @jaygarcia9477
    @jaygarcia9477 Рік тому

    Martin is a legend. Still watch the show.

  • @Wis_Dom
    @Wis_Dom 9 років тому +5

    Ol' Otis like a retired superhero.

  • @jarredtaylor8609
    @jarredtaylor8609 3 роки тому +3

    Lord I miss Martin

  • @texasplayboy23
    @texasplayboy23 8 років тому +3

    Those 44 people who can give any Martin episode a thumbs down obviously don't have the proper sense of humor to be looking at these videos anyway...just keep it moving.

    • @UFOsAreRealArea51
      @UFOsAreRealArea51 8 років тому

      otis done took em' down boy, otis done took em' down boy....😄😃😄😂😂

  • @amandawinters1892
    @amandawinters1892 6 років тому +1

    The step back, drop to a knee, Boys 2 Men, I love you heart 😂 What a way to start it off!

  • @Anthony-hm6df
    @Anthony-hm6df 8 років тому +7

    "ain't got no money boyi" lmaooo

  • @josephfrazier7535
    @josephfrazier7535 2 роки тому +2

    😳Kangaroo... Well watch me hop on this car!!!!🤣😅😂😆💯

  • @ontayyricardo
    @ontayyricardo 8 років тому +30

    Can't afford to put Cheese on a Whoppa😂😂😂

    • @princerob425
      @princerob425 8 років тому

      Ontayy Lunatic Dtaza he said whopper

    • @ontayyricardo
      @ontayyricardo 8 років тому

      princerob425 Truu

    • @thecouldntbe
      @thecouldntbe 8 років тому +2

      princerob425 he said "whoppa" as in a Burger King "Whopper", tard.

    • @missyvillanueva3568
      @missyvillanueva3568 7 років тому +1

      I always thought he said waffle. I'm like who puts cheese on a waffle 😂😂😂

    • @missyvillanueva3568
      @missyvillanueva3568 7 років тому +1

      thecouldntbe Fuck you

  • @chittybangbang7637
    @chittybangbang7637 Рік тому +2

    "Is it not red enough for you? I gotta change it from bright red to BLIND AS A BAT RED?"
    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @younghoodiez237
      @younghoodiez237 9 місяців тому +1

      Bat Red 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @melaniebiggins6025
    @melaniebiggins6025 10 років тому +5

    Keep on moving people let's just keep on moving.

  • @MikeDunn
    @MikeDunn 16 років тому

    Thanks a lot, Entropy161. I used to watch the old American Gladiators, and occasionally watch the new one, also.

  • @BigMike_RTTV
    @BigMike_RTTV 8 років тому +23

    Get yo ass on out cha bwah!!! LOL

  • @jamesbond504
    @jamesbond504 16 років тому

    man i been watching these martin episodes and my eyes been watery the whole time.

  • @cocoapie3367
    @cocoapie3367 9 років тому +5

    gurrrrrl missy pooh

  • @TheTruth525
    @TheTruth525 Рік тому +2

    bruh got his money an got tf on!!! 🤣😂🤗

  • @willzncube4386
    @willzncube4386 2 роки тому +3

    "Let's go yoko ono, move it out" 😩😭😭

  • @QTcomicsPOP
    @QTcomicsPOP 7 років тому +2

    I love Otis one of Martin's best characters

  • @Truthouzndonthate
    @Truthouzndonthate 10 років тому +21

    29 people got taken down.