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  • Опубліковано 6 сер 2011
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    Yeah, I made a pun on my username. I feel so ashamed.
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  • @matthewmartin9161
    @matthewmartin9161 10 років тому +254

    I used "I don't know half of you and I like less than half of you" in a speech recently. I went over incredibly well.

  • @legendoflink904
    @legendoflink904 10 років тому +317

    The elves, mortal, whitest of all beings.
    The dwarves, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls.
    The racist men, who above all else, desired men.

    • @EchelonCookie96
      @EchelonCookie96 10 років тому +21

      You have one chance to destroy Troy forever.

    • @taicanium
      @taicanium 9 років тому +11

      Or else it will betray you. Lol.

    • @TriMintTabby
      @TriMintTabby 6 років тому +1

      Lol. For Galadriel's birthday I got her a tanning bed. Didn't make a difference.

    • @TriMintTabby
      @TriMintTabby 6 років тому

      Shush beds -Nasgule

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 4 роки тому

      I heard "widest" instead of "whitest".

  • @OddRobb
    @OddRobb 10 років тому +242

    "Nyan rings were gifted to the racist men, who above all else desire men."

    • @grunglesbungie9129
      @grunglesbungie9129 10 років тому +9

      Gets me evey time.

    • @killz0ne215
      @killz0ne215 10 років тому +35

      7 were given to the elves, mortal, whitest of all beings.

    • @OddRobb
      @OddRobb 9 років тому +28

      killz0ne215 3 to the dwarf lords, great minecraftsmen of the mountain halls.

  • @patrickhodson8715
    @patrickhodson8715 7 років тому +141

    LOTR in a nutshell:
    "PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME!!!!!"

    • @JBlooey
      @JBlooey 7 років тому +24

      Patrick Hodson .........PUT THAT *RING* BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!!

  • @Adz1707
    @Adz1707 10 років тому +105

    "It betrayed Isildur... Lol" had me in stitches

  • @playerofrock04
    @playerofrock04 7 років тому +240

    "Frodoor. Someone at the Do."

  • @Goldin55
    @Goldin55 9 років тому +510

    "In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mt. Mordor, the dark lord Mordor forged in secret a Mordor ring. To troll all others."

    • @ncaPlankton
      @ncaPlankton 9 років тому +56

      wow

    • @kerfufflecookies8316
      @kerfufflecookies8316 9 років тому +46

      But there were sus

    • @josiejoestar6779
      @josiejoestar6779 9 років тому +27

      KerfuffleCookies A last alliance of men, and elves, and lions marched against the armies of MoroM.

    • @kerfufflecookies8316
      @kerfufflecookies8316 9 років тому +18

      Yay \(^_^)/

    • @josiejoestar6779
      @josiejoestar6779 9 років тому +21

      KerfuffleCookies
      *backwards screams*
      It was in this moment, Isildor, son of The King, took up his father's SooS.

  • @princeShroobful
    @princeShroobful 10 років тому +422

    ''History became legend, legend became myth...Myth became Mythbusters.''
    I think I broke something from laughing so hard.

  • @Pan_Kakor_I
    @Pan_Kakor_I 9 років тому +294

    My MuM! The ring came to the creature known as mulloG and gave him unnatural lol. For five hundred miles it poisoned his MuM.

  • @ShadowBladeXX4
    @ShadowBladeXX4 10 років тому +229

    "It was f*cked up by the most likely creature imaginable, a Hohoh Oblib Sniggab of the Shire"

  • @harryking6489
    @harryking6489 10 років тому +129

    7:27 that was the best "SOS!" I've heard on a YTP. Ever.

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 років тому +16

      I've watched tens of YTPs, and I've never heard such a brilliant SOS before. XD

    • @TCT2023
      @TCT2023 5 років тому +3

      Abso-friggin-lutely!!!

    • @TCT2023
      @TCT2023 5 років тому +1

      YEEES!!! IKR!?

    • @1998XBOX
      @1998XBOX 4 роки тому +1

      What is it about SOS in ytp’s anyway?

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 роки тому +1

      @@1998XBOX It's a running joke

  • @mrjixk
    @mrjixk 8 років тому +202

    "It was in this moment that, Isildur, son of the king (King Harkinian), took up his father's sauce." Brilliant.

    • @TriMintTabby
      @TriMintTabby 6 років тому +3

      He had one chance to destroy Troy.

    • @Deathly66
      @Deathly66 6 років тому +1

      Kampfhund as that played I came across this comment

  • @HamsterVormFenster
    @HamsterVormFenster 9 років тому +582

    "The racist men who above all else desire men" - Tyler Oakley?

  • @OnemarioOLDCHANNEL
    @OnemarioOLDCHANNEL 8 років тому +112

    "what are you doing?" "things" "what things?" "things. things that need things" great job Gandalf. great job...

    • @mattomanx77
      @mattomanx77 6 років тому +1

      Me when explaining my day

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak Місяць тому

      "What are you doing, Gandalf?"
      "Things!"

  • @PeterDivine
    @PeterDivine 10 років тому +95

    "I know half of you, and I like less than half of you!"

  • @Holden_McHock
    @Holden_McHock Рік тому +84

    NO WAY This legendary YTP is finally back up after years. Welcome back!!

  • @TheLameCast
    @TheLameCast 10 років тому +64

    I think Frodo forgot to check the dough.

  • @alicialuna1246
    @alicialuna1246 8 років тому +76

    Guest List:
    Bags
    Buffs
    Toots
    Brandy bunch
    Rugs
    Drugs
    Lawn mowers
    Boulders
    Race cars

    • @aMAXproduction
      @aMAXproduction 4 роки тому

      *Brady Bunch, like the family from the TV show of the same name

  • @JCARegal
    @JCARegal 10 років тому +43

    "Frodoor suspects us." "Course he does. He's a cabbage" "I'm stretched Gandalf" I can't stop laughing at the literal meaning and sadness of Bilbo being stretched XD

  • @LionMan98
    @LionMan98 9 років тому +74

    "I've thought up an ending to my book, I regret to announce this is the end, i'm going now!"

  • @Doomon15
    @Doomon15 7 років тому +33

    "I finally thought of an ending for my book, I REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THIS IS THE END... IM GOING NOW"

  • @Nephrite_Harmony
    @Nephrite_Harmony 7 років тому +176

    666, *very good year.*

    • @garland2701
      @garland2701 7 років тому +33

      Almost as good as Good Year

    • @shadowv6794
      @shadowv6794 5 років тому +5

      @@garland2701 Almost as old*

  • @ryaku5
    @ryaku5 9 років тому +48

    That ring flip fail. Couldn't stop laughing.

  • @handilycapped
    @handilycapped 10 років тому +34

    "I have Things that I must see to!" "What things?" "Things, Things that need Things. Keep it. Keep it."

  • @NotessimoSwift
    @NotessimoSwift 10 років тому +57

    Frodoor. Get the do.

  • @fred980a
    @fred980a 4 роки тому +19

    *Bags
    *Buffs
    *Toots
    *Brady Bunch
    *Rugs
    *Drugs
    *Lawnmowers
    *Boulders
    *Race cars
    Such a unique guestlist 😂😂

  • @CrushinRuSSian27
    @CrushinRuSSian27 8 років тому +60

    For 500 miles, it poisoned his mum

  • @fancyhorse7407
    @fancyhorse7407 10 років тому +63

    "nyan rings were gifted to the racist men"
    I couldn't breathe for a good three minutes.

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 років тому +2

      I know how you feel. XD

  • @EpicB
    @EpicB 9 років тому +94

    History became legend Legend became myth. Myth became Mythbusters.

    • @strapjuh
      @strapjuh 9 років тому +37

      ***** Then Mythbusters became Mythsters

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 День тому

      @@strapjuh then the Mythsters Reloaded

  • @twlight76
    @twlight76 9 років тому +36

    5:54
    *Bags
    *Buffs
    *Toots
    *Brady Bunch
    *Rugs
    *Drugs
    *Lawnmowers
    *Boulders
    *Race Cars
    = A really good night.

  • @Laurie_Ramone
    @Laurie_Ramone 8 місяців тому +33

    omg so glad this one's back
    "Frodoor! The do'!" always iconic

  • @The500k
    @The500k 10 років тому +37

    " I uh... I have things... AYA--- * disappears* "
    Crowd: O_o?

  • @alecrisser12
    @alecrisser12 9 років тому +48

    3:05 "Frowdoor, someone at the doe?"... sigh "Frowdoor!, the doe?"

  • @NemoTheLibrarian
    @NemoTheLibrarian 8 років тому +84

    NONO THE BIG ONE THE BIG ONE

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 8 років тому +3

      +nemo trixo You're supposed to stick it in the ground!

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 6 років тому +1

      Gasoline85 IT IS IN THE GROUND

    • @Nostalkersallowedkarmaisreal
      @Nostalkersallowedkarmaisreal 6 років тому

      Have you been at the gaffers home brew?

    • @ncaPlankton
      @ncaPlankton 5 років тому +1

      @@kenetickups6146 No no, the big one, big one!

    • @CalumHGaming
      @CalumHGaming 4 роки тому +1

      *Pippin/Merry grabs biggest firework* No no the big one big one!

  • @TheRumChum
    @TheRumChum 9 років тому +212

    one of the best ytp'rs right here

    • @PirateOfPlayTime
      @PirateOfPlayTime 9 років тому +6

      Man you good too. Why you not posting any vids?

    • @raqueliaramlogan9939
      @raqueliaramlogan9939 8 років тому +1

      You are 2 hilarious m8

    • @ryant.taylor310
      @ryant.taylor310 8 років тому +9

      +TheRumChum Yes. It has brought me unnatural LOL for 500 miles.

    • @randomstuff1827
      @randomstuff1827 6 років тому

      No, he's not THAT good, he does earrape and that's anticlimatic, I have to turn the equalizer on for his vids to enjoy. >:(

    • @toddenrico2748
      @toddenrico2748 6 років тому

      PirateOfPlayTime because they’re not any good

  • @linkerjuax
    @linkerjuax 8 років тому +82

    I want to see men, elves, and lions fight together.

    • @chrise6630
      @chrise6630 7 років тому +4

      +Blad3rTheWind ^

    • @kiiwikiori7542
      @kiiwikiori7542 7 років тому +4

      Joachim *Fuck

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 6 років тому +1

      Blad3rTheWind I was just gonna comment "Narnia"

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 4 роки тому

      Narnia had no elves though(?)

  • @Jakeito413
    @Jakeito413 9 років тому +53

    Still the greatest YTP I've ever seen and, by and large, your greatest work. No matter how many times I watch it, I'm laughing all the way through, every time.

  • @AshenTiger
    @AshenTiger 10 років тому +104

    six six six... VERY GOOD YEAR.

    • @AshenTiger
      @AshenTiger 10 років тому +6

      ***** That and the 69'th were good.

    • @d1v4d
      @d1v4d 10 років тому +11

      C. Spannerz I'm stretched, Gandalf.

    • @AshenTiger
      @AshenTiger 10 років тому +3

      ***** Hahaha!

    • @realn_c
      @realn_c 10 років тому +25

      Almost as good as GOODYEAR.

    • @shadowv6794
      @shadowv6794 5 років тому

      @@realn_c Almost as old*

  • @BIGMACBURGER
    @BIGMACBURGER 10 років тому +106

    3:03 FRODOOR, SOMEONE AT THE DOE....
    FRODOOR, THE DOE!
    Fucking gets me every time

  • @krisnorge5830
    @krisnorge5830 10 років тому +57

    "Quite content to ignore and be ignored, as we have also developed a keen interest in the smoking of weed!" Hehehehehehe! Stoner hobbits!

    • @TheDIYChicken
      @TheDIYChicken 10 років тому +9

      Is that why they have so many meals?

  • @KarazAnkor
    @KarazAnkor 10 місяців тому +12

    Absolute classic that I still come back to every now and then. Good to see this original is back up.

  • @Andreazor
    @Andreazor 9 років тому +56

    Isn't it 15 years since the first LotR movie was released? Where the fuck did all these years go... it feels like yesterday.

  • @EpicB
    @EpicB 9 років тому +83

    The ring came to the creature mulloG. The ring brought to mulloG unnatural lol. For 500 miles it it pointed his mom. It abandoned mulloG.

    • @bridgetoneill9684
      @bridgetoneill9684 8 років тому +7

      "My mum!"

    • @patrickhodson8715
      @patrickhodson8715 7 років тому +1

      I know it's just Gollum backwards but, I kept hearing it as Mellark, as in Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games.

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 7 років тому +9

      It was f@#$ed up the most likely creature imaginable: a hoha. Blibo Gabbins of the Shire.

    • @bigmac8309
      @bigmac8309 7 років тому

      U mean goggog

  • @adrianh.5038
    @adrianh.5038 8 років тому +32

    History became legend,
    Legend became myth,
    Myth became Mythbusters.
    (I died)

  • @aMAXproduction
    @aMAXproduction 10 років тому +17

    "Come on, Gandalf. Did you see their feces?"
    "Do not take for some conjurer of cheap doo-doo!"

  • @EquinoxOfTheGods
    @EquinoxOfTheGods 10 років тому +30

    Keep it. Keepit *moves away swiftly*.

  • @JamesMorganMcGill1960
    @JamesMorganMcGill1960 10 років тому +148

    I remember filming this with the lads

    • @wagman68
      @wagman68 9 років тому +2

      come on gandalf, did you see their feces?!

    • @brodosweggins2607
      @brodosweggins2607 9 років тому +33

      I brought your book "Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey" huge fan

    • @wagman68
      @wagman68 9 років тому

      is that some racist/anti-racist ploy? I'm not sure what your trying to say here.

    • @brodosweggins2607
      @brodosweggins2607 9 років тому +5

      ***** He He He i get yea me homedaaaaaaawg

    • @Puppee101
      @Puppee101 9 років тому

      I thought you are Gandalf the white now! :p

  • @ThereMayBeLions
    @ThereMayBeLions 10 років тому +25

    6:06 Best guest list ever

  • @yourb0137
    @yourb0137 10 років тому +22

    Frodoor, da doe! 3:08
    I could not stop cracking up

  • @jubilantsleep
    @jubilantsleep 9 років тому +16

    Aww...Mullog thinks the One Ring is his Mum.

  • @PandoraSystem
    @PandoraSystem 9 років тому +14

    "'Course he does! He's a Gabbins, not some block-headed block-girl from block-bottle!"

  • @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries
    @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries 5 років тому +5

    "I don't know half of you, and I like less than half of you"

  • @seankinsellasean
    @seankinsellasean 8 років тому +45

    this video brought me unnatural lol, it must be destroyed

  • @Gasoline85
    @Gasoline85 9 років тому +9

    "I don't know half of you, and I like less than half of you." I think we've all felt this way at a party at some time.

  • @notgaryoldman1178
    @notgaryoldman1178 5 років тому +7

    "Fook of a Took!"
    Wait...I'm in the wrong place.

  • @Hyuutopia16
    @Hyuutopia16 9 років тому +13

    It began with the forging of the 8 rings. Seven were given to the elves, mortal, whitest of all beings. 3 to the Dwarf Lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And nyan. Nyan rings were gifted to the racist men...who of all else...desire men.

  • @TOASTEngineer
    @TOASTEngineer 11 років тому +4

    "Things that need things!"
    That sounds like something I'd write.

  • @takubear88
    @takubear88 9 років тому +14

    The Minecraft sound was so hilarious XD

  • @MysticPony232
    @MysticPony232 10 років тому +7

    Best lines:
    "Frodoor, the do!"
    "It betrayed Isildur...lol"
    "I smell it in the water"
    And that guest list!! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard! x'D

  • @fancyhorse7407
    @fancyhorse7407 10 років тому +30

    This video brought to me unnatural lol.
    And poisoned my mom.

    • @xXThexNextDecade99Xx
      @xXThexNextDecade99Xx 10 років тому +4

      I feel sorry for your mum, but the ring will give you unnatural lawl!

  • @BIGMACBURGER
    @BIGMACBURGER 10 років тому +15

    6:17 I DON'T KNOW HALF OF YOU, AND I LIKE LESS THAN HALF OF YOU...
    Fucking lost it

  • @bigmaclover
    @bigmaclover 9 років тому +81

    666 VERY GOOD YEAR
    Almost as old as Goodyear!

  • @randomrealistictone2231
    @randomrealistictone2231 8 років тому +16

    "For five hundred MILES, it poisoned his mom"
    lol

    • @TheYopogo
      @TheYopogo 8 років тому +4

      +PARAMOTH It brought to mullog unnatural lol!

  • @zerofeedback7533
    @zerofeedback7533 6 років тому +3

    Frodo: *shows letter*
    Gandalf: *takes letter, puts it in fire*
    Frodo: What are you doing?
    Gandalf: _things_

  • @Fawstah
    @Fawstah 9 років тому +8

    "FRODOR! THE DO!"

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 8 років тому +13

    That guest list was the end of me.

  • @Funinightmare
    @Funinightmare 8 років тому +25

    Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap DOODOO!

  • @ColonelK0rn1
    @ColonelK0rn1 9 років тому +21

    I can't watch ANY of your videos while eating or drinking, lest I get choked from laughing; and that's a good thing. I love your videos.

  • @muffchuff9220
    @muffchuff9220 7 років тому +11

    "I saw three trolls and they where all trolling amongst themselves about wether they should troll us one by one...*POOF* and they turned them all into chilli

  • @JBlooey
    @JBlooey 7 років тому +13

    MY DEAR BAGS AND BUFFS, TOOTS AND BRADY BUNCH! RUGS, DRUGS, LAWNMOWERS, BOULDERS, RACE CARS!!!

  • @dankbeluga9636
    @dankbeluga9636 9 років тому +76

    All top comments = quotes repeated from video lol

    • @PandoraSystem
      @PandoraSystem 9 років тому +8

      Because Dathings sentence-mixing is the best.
      "We have also enveloped a keen interest in the smoking of weed."

    • @BillytheTeslaGod
      @BillytheTeslaGod 9 років тому +2

      ShockwavePlaysMC "the ring gave Mullog unnatural lol"

    • @PandoraSystem
      @PandoraSystem 9 років тому +1

      Zekroh9390 For five hundred MILES it poisoned his mAm.

    • @dankbeluga9636
      @dankbeluga9636 9 років тому

      SchrodingersWaffle It abandoned Mullog, *ding*, *ding*, *ding*, *ding*, *ding*, *ding*...
      It was f#%@ up, by the most likely creature imaginable...

    • @PandoraSystem
      @PandoraSystem 9 років тому +1

      Biblo Babbins, a HooH of the Shire.

  • @plasmatic3223
    @plasmatic3223 9 років тому +5

    It was in this moment, when Isildur, son of the king, took up his fathers SOS.

  • @bul13ts
    @bul13ts 7 років тому +16

    And nyan... nyan rings were gifted to the racist men... who above all else... desired men.

  • @CIubDuck
    @CIubDuck 9 років тому +10

    Frodoor, someone at the do? Frodoor! The do!

  • @HarrysMovingMedia
    @HarrysMovingMedia 9 років тому +2

    The undisputed best ytp of lotr ever. Quotable, hilarious, and timeless. Brilliant.

  • @billiamdianthus680
    @billiamdianthus680 Рік тому +2

    to this day when somebody asks me to get the door all i hear in my head is "FRODOOR! The do!"

  • @kenardwilliams8785
    @kenardwilliams8785 10 років тому +11

    One ring to troll them all

  • @evanrainforth2185
    @evanrainforth2185 10 років тому +20

    things that need things

  • @randomrealistictone2231
    @randomrealistictone2231 9 років тому +9

    8:07 AYAYAYAYAYA

  • @ryaku5
    @ryaku5 9 років тому +7

    "No no no, the big one, big one!"

  • @theshoeburger
    @theshoeburger 7 років тому +6

    There were three trolls; and they were all trolling amongst themselves about whether they should troll us one by one. Poof! And turned them all to - chilli!

  • @bobbicals
    @bobbicals 10 років тому +12

    It began with the forging of the eight rings. Seven were given to the elves, mortal, widest of beings

  • @GoldenTerrabyte
    @GoldenTerrabyte 9 років тому +3

    "I've thought of a better use for you..."
    **Ohhh yeeaaahhh**

  • @capefear56
    @capefear56 10 років тому +11

    Woodwork Bagwigs of the Shire.

  • @kvmhgirl13
    @kvmhgirl13 8 років тому +16

    No, no the big one!

  • @EpicB
    @EpicB 9 років тому +17

    Lord of Darude: The Two Sandstorms

  • @DimitriAwesometh
    @DimitriAwesometh 10 років тому +7

    i laughed at "We have also inveloped an interest in the smoking of weed"

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban 10 років тому +10

    this video was quite cool

  • @ras902
    @ras902 10 років тому +35

    FRODORE, someone at the d'oh

  • @generallykaiden
    @generallykaiden 10 років тому +3

    This is one of the funniest poops I've seen ever.

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 9 років тому +25

    34 was said 7 times. 34-7=27 The video is 10 minutes long 27-10=17 This video was uploaded on the 7th of August 17-7=10 This comment is the 1541st comment on this video 1+1=2 5+4=9 9-2=7 10-7=3
    HAF LYF TREE CONFURM'D

  • @jakethatcher4528
    @jakethatcher4528 9 років тому +7

    We have developed a keen interest in the smoking of weed

  • @SirCodsworth
    @SirCodsworth 10 років тому +12

    This the wowawowawowa forged by the dark lord saas

  • @almasoul6762
    @almasoul6762 9 років тому +5

    3:27 Every time I can't help but laugh with them LOL xD

  • @cacheadman9670
    @cacheadman9670 4 роки тому +1

    been looking for this for a literal year how did i ever lose this masterpiece thought i’d never see it again wow thank god

    • @cacheadman9670
      @cacheadman9670 4 роки тому

      B R have done brother, my younger self never thought of doing that tho😂

  • @calumh8341
    @calumh8341 10 років тому +2

    Gandalf: *farts*
    Frodo and Gandalf: *start laughing*
    That one had me in fits

  • @LyndanTylor
    @LyndanTylor 9 років тому +58

    .............. Frodor.

  • @Marcells44
    @Marcells44 6 років тому +4

    Best fart joke I've ever seen

  • @athenabrown3117
    @athenabrown3117 5 років тому +4

    "The racist men who above all else desire men"
    James Charles has entered the chat

  • @HeroPrinnyDood
    @HeroPrinnyDood 9 років тому +5

    "Today is my Billieablebleth birthday!"