Indian Job, Black Body | Akaash Singh | Freestyle Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 29 січ 2020
  • The one brown dude I didn't expect to work IT surprised the hell out of me.
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  • @suyashawasthi1
    @suyashawasthi1 4 роки тому +986

    You can still amaze an Indian by saying "Bata isn't an Indian brand".

    • @100rav_S1ngh
      @100rav_S1ngh 4 роки тому +10

      Dude u r absolutely right!!

    • @aniruddhrao3489
      @aniruddhrao3489 4 роки тому +53

      Wait what !! Seriously ?

    • @plox796
      @plox796 4 роки тому +89

      @@aniruddhrao3489 It's a Czech company headquartered in Switzerland

    • @smithcodes1243
      @smithcodes1243 4 роки тому +80

      wtf seriously, that's the most amazing fact I heard this week. Bata is so Indian.

    • @deep40
      @deep40 4 роки тому +39

      wtf?? dude im genuinely surprised to know that it isn't Indian...

  • @meyoublue4703
    @meyoublue4703 4 роки тому +1689

    I was sitting right next to the guy he’s talking about and I was dying 😂 this was a great show!

  • @Dub.wub121
    @Dub.wub121 4 роки тому +613

    Batas??? Bruhh I flexed on these plebs with my Action ka school time shoes

    • @anjalisharma-de4yg
      @anjalisharma-de4yg 4 роки тому +8

      me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anitaa5514
      @anitaa5514 4 роки тому +2

      Noice

    • @rayzoldyck8044
      @rayzoldyck8044 4 роки тому +5

      🤣 🤣 🤣 LOL i am the elite campus guy.

    • @86nabatat
      @86nabatat 3 роки тому +3

      I saw Bata in Pakistan & Bangladesh as well. It used to be our childhood flex 💪 🇵🇰🇮🇳🇧🇩

  • @Teenom
    @Teenom 4 роки тому +512

    Damn, rich kids in Nigeria had batas too!

    • @harshgautam97
      @harshgautam97 4 роки тому +86

      Bro I swear India and Nigeria have soo much in common and I don't know how

    • @itumo2645
      @itumo2645 4 роки тому +31

      So much so that the word Bata was synonymous with sandals when I was growing up

    • @meetultrivedi9418
      @meetultrivedi9418 4 роки тому +10

      Bata has stupid design in sandals,shoes and flip flop. Now they have changed their designs and are making some legit products.

    • @suyashawasthi1
      @suyashawasthi1 2 роки тому +3

      @@harshgautam97 Both of them wear sherwanis too.

    • @santoryu2753
      @santoryu2753 2 роки тому

      @@harshgautam97 especially the socio economic differences between rich and poor are very similar in both of these countries. Like rich af person living in a mansion right next to tons of slums where people die because of lack of money.

  • @saumaydudeja7423
    @saumaydudeja7423 4 роки тому +569

    Bruh how you gon talk about Indian outfits and not bring up skinny blue jeans

    • @MrMelonMan96
      @MrMelonMan96 4 роки тому +25

      with the sandals

    • @vccv9785
      @vccv9785 4 роки тому +2

      HappyTurtle and white socks

    • @MrMelonMan96
      @MrMelonMan96 4 роки тому +4

      @@vccv9785 nah too hot for that in India you're thinking of the school geek computer nerd type

    • @thumpertorque_
      @thumpertorque_ 4 роки тому +3

      Skinny jeans are trendy now so there's nothing to be made fun of.*

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 3 роки тому +2

      Opposite Lock skinny jeans are trendy to people who catch on to fashion trends very late. People who are actually into fashion stopped wearing skinny jeans like 3-4 years ago.

  • @otonielaburtobermejo4774
    @otonielaburtobermejo4774 4 роки тому +100

    "Ima be barefoot inside, flexing outside " 😂😂☠️

  • @summera8613
    @summera8613 4 роки тому +158

    The Bata sandals had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xrzr13
    @xrzr13 4 роки тому +152

    Yo when akaash goes in he goes in until everyone goes quiet 😂 PULL OUT

    • @YinNegative
      @YinNegative 4 роки тому +4

      @Swedish Meatball yet you here ain't you 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @jeremycrumpton7881
    @jeremycrumpton7881 4 роки тому +78

    “You look like 3 it guys” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @arnabasu
    @arnabasu 4 роки тому +136

    My mans is crazy. The lotto shit had me 😭😭😹😹

  • @surajm2951
    @surajm2951 4 роки тому +87

    Bata!!! my cousin had been to Belgium I'm guessing and she was with her classmate who was from Indonesia and as they were walking they saw bata showroom and both were like "that's our bata!!! "

    • @ETS186
      @ETS186 3 роки тому +1

      Man...we thought bata was Indonesian 😂

  • @kartik3910
    @kartik3910 4 роки тому +47

    love from india #student live for this !

  • @nincompoop2008
    @nincompoop2008 3 роки тому +8

    Why have i never heard of this Indian guy? I am hooked now.

  • @thisurlisoriginal
    @thisurlisoriginal 2 роки тому +21

    Bigup Bata. All Caribbean people know about growing up with Bata shoes

  • @surajshaw9703
    @surajshaw9703 4 роки тому +42

    It's 2020 bro... Forget bata, it's fucking adidas slippers time now, which somehow costs more than my woodland shoes. 🤔🤔

  • @vedicwarriorOriginal
    @vedicwarriorOriginal Рік тому +4

    "Bata by choice!" LOL....we all grew up with that in India. Hehehe. 😆

  • @nailahshah3088
    @nailahshah3088 4 роки тому +13

    This guy went home and cried when he checked the scale lmao

  • @mohitdaga2356
    @mohitdaga2356 4 роки тому +15

    That BATA joke 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kevtron9000
    @Kevtron9000 4 роки тому +41

    This dude is one of the greats in the making

  • @jdollaz6827
    @jdollaz6827 4 роки тому +6

    Ur crowd work is getting better

  • @DanielMartinez-qp7vn
    @DanielMartinez-qp7vn 4 роки тому +38

    I feel like it'd be a liability to let someone eat at this guy's stand up shows

  • @mayukhbhattacharya8793
    @mayukhbhattacharya8793 2 роки тому +33

    I mean he's not wrong about Bata...I still live in india and everyone wears Bata, its affordable and looks decent. Also very comfortable, definitely recommended

    • @MrDnag88
      @MrDnag88 Рік тому +2

      Really? I thought that was our childhood thing. Didn't know or notice its still going strong.

  • @80sriceman
    @80sriceman 4 роки тому +16

    "get the good batas, lets go!" 😂🤣

  • @jsc4354
    @jsc4354 4 роки тому +50

    I was hoping he would talk about how the big guy could intimidate some skinny IT guys and how that whole scenario would play out

  • @adarshhh5930
    @adarshhh5930 4 роки тому +4

    You go brother!!

  • @PristinePerceptions
    @PristinePerceptions 4 роки тому +10

    That Bata thing is hilarious and true, but outdated in India. They do have a few other brands that are popular that are still owned by Bata, but many people don't know that they are.

  • @alvinajacob6964
    @alvinajacob6964 4 роки тому +2

    I loved it! 😂😂

  • @simi6279
    @simi6279 4 роки тому +2

    The audio .. glad !

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe13 3 роки тому +7

    Sandals should be fancy enough to show off but not fancy enough to be stolen.

  • @solomonbuckley3909
    @solomonbuckley3909 3 роки тому +3

    He built like Mr. Incredible when he was working a desk job.

  • @pg5353
    @pg5353 4 роки тому +7

    2:22 My mans sweating...

  • @mahamedhabib8499
    @mahamedhabib8499 4 роки тому +6

    We wear bata sandals In kenya too😂😂😂😂

  • @wcoastbo
    @wcoastbo 2 роки тому

    The Bata thing flew right past me. I had to read some comments... then laughed out loud

  • @rawnarrative
    @rawnarrative 4 роки тому +16

    “The man is huge”

  • @NoobMachiavelli
    @NoobMachiavelli 4 роки тому +3

    DAMN shit man, I am wearing Bata right now, in the middle of a train going to rishikesh to pray. Fuck Dude.

  • @shravp769
    @shravp769 4 роки тому +112

    Batas are so old.. I'm not sure they even exist anymore. I stopped wearing them around 2000..

    • @psychowordsmith
      @psychowordsmith 4 роки тому +14

      Shrav P It still exists. But you don’t see a lot of people wearing them anymore. I remember we all had Bata school shoes.

    • @ejaaz7260
      @ejaaz7260 4 роки тому +15

      It's mainstream dude, whatcha taking about

    • @shravp769
      @shravp769 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe they do.. I left India in 2009.. Even on my visits I don't rememeber seeing them..maube never paid attention to it

    • @JPC.
      @JPC. 4 роки тому +1

      @@shravp769 Bata isn't an Indian company!

    • @atisanskari9814
      @atisanskari9814 4 роки тому +1

      @@JPC. no

  • @glintrhmj
    @glintrhmj 3 роки тому

    Bata money lol 😂 killed bruh

  • @shrutiganu2640
    @shrutiganu2640 3 роки тому

    Ok the "bata" killed me

  • @daniyalthegreat
    @daniyalthegreat 4 роки тому +2

    This is good

  • @jayanthkumar7964
    @jayanthkumar7964 2 роки тому

    OG Bata Joke. This guy's a real one.

  • @sjappiyah4071
    @sjappiyah4071 4 роки тому +20

    Bare foot inside flexing outside lol

  • @mindhunter8772
    @mindhunter8772 4 роки тому +15

    I honestly didn't believe that huge dude was an IT guy

    • @Boudiccanyc
      @Boudiccanyc 4 роки тому

      Why? Because he's black? STFU

    • @Echo-lm8ry
      @Echo-lm8ry 3 роки тому +2

      @@Boudiccanyc nah bro it guys are skinny as hell .its not because hes black . Stop your BLM BS.

    • @drytube6907
      @drytube6907 10 місяців тому

      Not anymore bro, now the current IT professionals are fucking influencers who go to the gym and do all sorts of shit.

  • @InsaneShark01
    @InsaneShark01 4 роки тому +3

    Batas and Aerosofts. 👌🏽

  • @Baby4Ghost
    @Baby4Ghost Рік тому

    IT is growing bro -*ba dum tschh...*
    I'll see myself out..

  • @sreekarnim163
    @sreekarnim163 4 роки тому +14

    Fact: BATA is NOT an indian brand. Its ITALIAN. DAS RIGHT! All Indians be wearing international brands all this time yo!

    • @sombamrara8420
      @sombamrara8420 4 роки тому +9

      It's Czech not Italian...and now headquartered in Canada.

    • @elfishcoder7287
      @elfishcoder7287 4 роки тому +1

      anonymous opinions It's a Czech company not a Czech Canadian company. If you're going to correct people at least be right.

  • @StreetScholar
    @StreetScholar 3 роки тому +1

    The Bata thing is really true tho 😂😂😂

  • @AnkitJosh
    @AnkitJosh 4 роки тому +3

    "I got Bata money"

  • @avengersnewbie2348
    @avengersnewbie2348 2 роки тому +4

    That bata joke hurt my feelings

  • @chrismaw5117
    @chrismaw5117 4 роки тому

    Rockin the Ben hurr sandles lol

  • @glintrhmj
    @glintrhmj 9 місяців тому

    Too my mans just said “bata money” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LexValidus
    @LexValidus 2 роки тому

    "I got Bata money!!!" Oh dear god my stomach!!!

  • @10romm
    @10romm 4 роки тому +4

    I have bata money 😂😂😂😂

  • @DylanBegazo
    @DylanBegazo 4 роки тому +2

    So South America + US Outsourcing = India ?
    😂😭🤣💀💀💀

  • @minime8872
    @minime8872 3 роки тому +3

    That guy is the prince from nigeria scammer🤣🤣

  • @kadambariprasad208
    @kadambariprasad208 Рік тому +4

    Bata is not a flex 😂😂 it’s 100% an abc flex thing now.

  • @hrishabhjoshi5847
    @hrishabhjoshi5847 Рік тому +2

    Well he would be getting salary of 3 Indian IT dudes as well 😂

  • @leopoldflux5828
    @leopoldflux5828 4 роки тому

    "was it you guys" hah!

  • @Haru-nee
    @Haru-nee 4 роки тому +2

    Actually, it's Relaxo now.

  • @BiggRuss
    @BiggRuss 4 роки тому

    So mad I missed this show. Not next time!

  • @MobiusPhoenix
    @MobiusPhoenix 5 місяців тому

    Lol, Bata? Maybe in grade school. I haven’t seen Bata on an Indian for years now.

  • @ayanpradhan726
    @ayanpradhan726 10 місяців тому

    Yooo he know bata 😅😅😅😅

  • @khromethirteen5628
    @khromethirteen5628 Рік тому

    We Gotta Bata Factory in NZ 🤟🏿😎

  • @testprofile1840
    @testprofile1840 2 роки тому +1

    Damn I live in India and right now I am wearing bata and that too for flex purposes

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps 4 роки тому +1

    👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

  • @ysal6570
    @ysal6570 4 роки тому +1

    Bata was synomous to shoes in asia as mcdonalds is to foods in US

  • @ArchanBiswas
    @ArchanBiswas 4 роки тому

    Bata money 😂😂😂

  • @Sheldonmiranda07
    @Sheldonmiranda07 3 роки тому

    Bata be going in loss after Atmanirbhar

  • @vardhan4594
    @vardhan4594 3 роки тому

    Sandals 😂😂😂

  • @abbey1999
    @abbey1999 5 місяців тому

    BATA - Buy and Throw Away !

  • @LoganCharlesII
    @LoganCharlesII 3 роки тому

    I always thought Bata was a drum

  • @jjeter7828
    @jjeter7828 2 роки тому

    Black African American and Black Indian American.. we all black we all got that good Melanin 😜😎

  • @bNeelansh
    @bNeelansh 4 роки тому

    liberty son daz d shoes u need

  • @ITriggerWokeSJWS
    @ITriggerWokeSJWS 4 роки тому

    this fucking guy XD

  • @jamesbrown9057
    @jamesbrown9057 4 роки тому

    Show the people

  • @harshkaraoke9712
    @harshkaraoke9712 4 роки тому +2

    Bruh !!! Andrew Schulzeee took over boy better you know homie

  • @waylonelliott7890
    @waylonelliott7890 3 роки тому

    You look exactly like the Indian Jake Johnson

  • @artsome
    @artsome Рік тому

    we can't wear bata to the mandir because it might get stolen🤣

  • @hammadhussain3082
    @hammadhussain3082 3 роки тому +1

    I always thought Bata was from Bangladesh.

  • @SwastikSwarupDas
    @SwastikSwarupDas 4 роки тому

    Never believed in stereotypes until I opened my shoe closet and saw three fucking BATA fucking sandals

  • @Boudiccanyc
    @Boudiccanyc 4 роки тому +11

    So what made this work was the sentence, "I'm not saying this because you're black I'm saying this because you're huge." Otherwise it's pretty racist. Plenty of black guys work in IT lol

    • @kennethbonney7638
      @kennethbonney7638 4 роки тому

      My brother earned a B.A. in it, and the former supervisor of I.T. at my current job was also black until he took another position in Jersey, they do exist 🤦🏾‍♂️😂💯

  • @nitrous36
    @nitrous36 4 роки тому

    Hes like an Indian Carlos Mencia. Except he doesn't still jokes.

  • @silverape9596
    @silverape9596 4 роки тому +1

    You don’t have a twitch???

  • @Manish_Kumar_Singh
    @Manish_Kumar_Singh 4 роки тому

    I have Bata

  • @78g476
    @78g476 4 роки тому +2

    BATA sandals? Only people in their 40's and older wear those sandals. I don't know what he's talking about.

  • @bkane573
    @bkane573 10 місяців тому

    Men don’t need to learn how to deal with upset.
    Women need to learn not to be abusive.

  • @bipinbisht7575
    @bipinbisht7575 5 місяців тому

    Indian buy bata cause its does not break that easily.

  • @Marsalien100
    @Marsalien100 4 роки тому +1

    Why does he always pick on 1 person from the crowed for like an hour??

    • @gabrielnunez2427
      @gabrielnunez2427 4 роки тому +1

      Ew Karen

    • @patmtc477
      @patmtc477 3 роки тому

      That is what l have noticed. All his videos. Imagine paying money to go and get roasted.

  • @shabeehahmed376
    @shabeehahmed376 4 роки тому

    Bata is czeck actually by origin not indian

  • @MachsTube
    @MachsTube 4 роки тому +1

    Your voice is like you took call centre job really seriously dude. Like Salman who took gym really seriously, even he doesn’t really know he’s actually actor, not fighter.

  • @shreedii3486
    @shreedii3486 2 роки тому

    akash needs to visit to india his refrences are 5 years old atleast man these jokes are stale even before covid .

  • @arnoldles858
    @arnoldles858 3 роки тому +6

    Akaash a lot of room to grow. Naturally funny dude. Theres just something missing.

  • @anurag-kumar20
    @anurag-kumar20 4 роки тому

    My hometown is one corner of India, a nowhere land. And yet there’s a street named “Bata Road”.

    • @100rav_S1ngh
      @100rav_S1ngh 4 роки тому

      Where?

    • @anurag-kumar20
      @anurag-kumar20 4 роки тому

      @@100rav_S1ngh Sahibganj, Jharkhand

    • @100rav_S1ngh
      @100rav_S1ngh 4 роки тому

      @@anurag-kumar20 mai ranchi, jharkhand
      Nowhere land kyu bol rhe bro

    • @anurag-kumar20
      @anurag-kumar20 4 роки тому

      @@100rav_S1ngh Sahibganj ek bohot hi choti jagah hai and underdeveloped bhi. Nowhere land ka matlab hinterland, jaha tribals majority hai. Lekin Bata waha pe bhi hai. Such is the power of Bata.
      Ranchi to fir bhi capital city hai.

    • @100rav_S1ngh
      @100rav_S1ngh 4 роки тому

      @@anurag-kumar20 upsc ki preparation kr rhe kya bhai?

  • @tarunsohail4940
    @tarunsohail4940 Рік тому

    akash veer i like your comedy and personality but you should try doing some genuine comedy with out stepping on anyone i believe you can do it

  • @anshupandit4490
    @anshupandit4490 4 роки тому +1

    Bata money fuck 😂😂😂

  • @shahanahmed9444
    @shahanahmed9444 Рік тому

    People in IT don’t make money.

  • @spidaku2614
    @spidaku2614 3 роки тому

    BATA

  • @indiarocks5731
    @indiarocks5731 3 роки тому

    Never had bata sandle in my life...just another stereotypes comedian

  • @trebledc
    @trebledc 4 роки тому

    All i heard is cursing fvk this fvk that.

  • @Subhrajitbhattacherjee
    @Subhrajitbhattacherjee 4 роки тому

    bata is not even indian brand and thats when i stopped wearing those :P also they are ugly

  • @yuurishibuya4797
    @yuurishibuya4797 3 роки тому

    Don’t know what was funny! Just coz some guy is big, make fun ... 🤦🏻‍♂️