@@Revierez I know that but there was a start date were you could play as the protectorate. I looked it up and it seems that Paradox fixed it. Kinda sad.
@@angela_merkeI You can play as a vassal in the Western Protectorate, the actual holder of the Western Protectorate has a Confucian Bureaucracy government which is not playable. Seriously, it's not.
@@GregamazingNinja I know that but there was a start date were you could play as the protectorate. I looked it up and it seems that Paradox fixed it. Kinda sad.
@@derekskelton4187 this wasn't supposed to be a serious comment, just a joke about the cost of the different DLCs and the fact that you need most of them for a good experience, because otherwise you have a very low game (compared to the full DLCs Game)
If you are trying to make an op character i discovered something op 1) Leper Great Pox and Incapable, make your health high enough to survive, and then you have a lot of points for other traits 2) If you have great pox and incapable there is an event that will pop early that will get rid of Incapable 3) Theology focus, get a mystic doctor and do mystical experiment until you get rid of Great Pox ( or if you savescum you could do it with a normal doctor and experimental treatment ) 4) With the theology focus go in seclusion and there is a high chance to get rid of Leper 5) Gain your young character with brawny genius strong master seducer +9999 martial 6) Eugenics :^)
I wouldn’t recommend the traits club foot harelip hunch back or giant because they’re hereditary traits that pass on to your children. I recommend that you have wounded or maimed because you can get rid of them and they give you a lot of -age and also Insane cos it’s pretty fun making a horse your advisor.
The ultimate ck2 exploit: create your ruler, pick every negative trait in the game. Use your points on your base stats. Once you start playing, the game will see your character has too many traits, and will fire events to remove them. Health traits like great pox and wounded can be cured. Craven can go away by dueling/fighting battles. Cannibal allows you to eat people, and you can then gain the traits of the people you eat to flip negative traits into positive. Sink most points into military, bc that will determine the levy size for all counties you control. Using this exploit, my custom ruler usually ends up with 30-50-30-30-15, allowing me to create armies of 25k off of 10-12 castles.
You could give out I love Drew t-shirts to your patrons? Your peeps will be walking billboards getting the message out. Like you're sense humor, best luck to you.
That moment when you want to keep your subscribers but you already played almost every cool game and did almost all challenges ,so you start making a tutorial for ck2 :)))
Considering how shite you were in prior CK2 vids, dis should be good. ;) Post watch edit: Not too bad. You're almost halfway to becoming king of noob island!
@Tactical Bacon Eh, 769 is mid-range. If you can unite the island before the viking age starts, you should be fine. Esp with tribal retinues. Plus, once you have ships, you can go be a viking yourself and raid Iberia & N. Africa. 876 though is definitely hard-mode for noob island.
Hope everything is going Well and also i hope your private life is getting back togethers again also good puck with the recent operation. PS live your vids.
*scrolls quickly through rules setup* “none of this actually matters” *cringe from someone who has played for hundreds of hours and knows that changing any one of most of those rules changes play dramatically*
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4
Don't know why I would've expected otherwise, but you didn't say anything about avoiding ducal border gore as a king. XD Other than that, super helpful! Except for the glasses bit, 'cause now I can't read anything on the screen.
*Hope you enjoy the new format, what's your favorite tip?*
YOU WORE THE SHIRT YOU MADLAD
Use console commands XD
*favourite. Aren't you meant to be British?
Spoiler alert, it’s not possible to conquer the world as an imbecile. But maybe your hairline makes a difference:)
Nope
You cant play as the Western Protectorate, the ruler designer is terrible, and you dont have Way Of Life, the most important DLC
10/10
There's one start date though were you can.
@@angela_merkeI The Western Protectorate has a special government that makes you unable to play as it.
@@Revierez I know that but there was a start date were you could play as the protectorate. I looked it up and it seems that Paradox fixed it. Kinda sad.
Ruler designer isn't terrible it's just kinda useless. You are exaggerating
@@derekskelton4187 ruler designer is op
"You can even play as the Western Protectorate if you want"
Literally on the screen: *CANNOT PLAY AS CONFUCIAN BUREAUCRACY*
There's one start date though were you can.
@@angela_merkeI You can play as a vassal in the Western Protectorate, the actual holder of the Western Protectorate has a Confucian Bureaucracy government which is not playable. Seriously, it's not.
@@GregamazingNinja I know that but there was a start date were you could play as the protectorate. I looked it up and it seems that Paradox fixed it. Kinda sad.
@@angela_merkeI you got proof of that
@@markbaldwin9859 Yes. Just go back a 2-3 patches and look.
Step One: watch this video
Step Two: realize you need almost 400€ to buy every DLC
Step Three: Thanks Skidrow❤️
Nice to see another man of culture
You can get most of it on discount. I have paid less than 60 bucks and have all the good ones
@@derekskelton4187 this wasn't supposed to be a serious comment, just a joke about the cost of the different DLCs and the fact that you need most of them for a good experience, because otherwise you have a very low game (compared to the full DLCs Game)
WHAT???? Really?
@@nicolopapaleo5199 Kind of the idea behind the DLC's. If they wouldn't improve the game at all noone would buy them
Drew Durnil:random things in hoi4
Alex the Rambler:guides for games
isorrowproductions:please help what have I done AAAAAAA
Hotel Trivago
whatevenismylife *earrapes*
The fact that I can’t tell if the western protectorate part was satire or not says volumes about this man.
They did many crusades, some of which almost didn’t fail
r/unexpectedbillwrutz
are you the real Kim Jong -un
@@grantt1589 yeah dude, of course
6:52 , 'None of this actually matters' - Alex the Rambler
Scrolls past gender equality.
Clearly women should stay in the kitchen...
*Triggered feminist noises*
You have gone too far we can not defend you now
NTI7 PLAYS wah, wah, wah..
Rambler: I need a haircut...
*with what hair??*
Alex the Ramble: coment, like, subscribe
Me: Like, subscribe
If you are trying to make an op character i discovered something op
1) Leper Great Pox and Incapable, make your health high enough to survive, and then you have a lot of points for other traits
2) If you have great pox and incapable there is an event that will pop early that will get rid of Incapable
3) Theology focus, get a mystic doctor and do mystical experiment until you get rid of Great Pox
( or if you savescum you could do it with a normal doctor and experimental treatment )
4) With the theology focus go in seclusion and there is a high chance to get rid of Leper
5) Gain your young character with brawny genius strong master seducer +9999 martial
6) Eugenics :^)
Wow
Why cut the little hair left in your hairline?
Fuck you
I love yoy
SJW Aw, thanks
This is really cool. To see you Alextherambler play as mumu which was the first nation that I did a world conquest as.
I wouldn’t recommend the traits club foot harelip hunch back or giant because they’re hereditary traits that pass on to your children. I recommend that you have wounded or maimed because you can get rid of them and they give you a lot of -age and also Insane cos it’s pretty fun making a horse your advisor.
The ultimate ck2 exploit: create your ruler, pick every negative trait in the game. Use your points on your base stats. Once you start playing, the game will see your character has too many traits, and will fire events to remove them. Health traits like great pox and wounded can be cured. Craven can go away by dueling/fighting battles. Cannibal allows you to eat people, and you can then gain the traits of the people you eat to flip negative traits into positive. Sink most points into military, bc that will determine the levy size for all counties you control. Using this exploit, my custom ruler usually ends up with 30-50-30-30-15, allowing me to create armies of 25k off of 10-12 castles.
But also pick strong and genius, and never pick inbred.
Thanks I never played this game but now I will since I know how
Me: ck2 is one of my favorit games
Also me: I dont have any DLCs...
*cough* *cough* creamapi *cough cough*
Also me: f it, I'm cracking them.
Use g2a
@@aldernate8606
dont use this site.
rather crack it.
@@aldernate8606 even companies prefer you to pirate it over using that
I hit the like button as a fellow wearer of glasses.
16:23
"We're *still* left handed."
-Alex the Rambler 2019
Nobody:
Alex The Rambler: I was an Anglo-Saxon on BBC.
Alex a confirmed necromancer of games, memes and now even his hairline. Great video may drew Senpai notice you
These advices took my CK2 skills to another level
Best starting education is tough soldier, bcs with war focus you level up to brilliant strategist eventually
Pls do a video giving expert advice on EU4. I don't get it. Also your hairline isn't even that bad, I mean, Mussolini's was worse...
You could give out I love Drew t-shirts to your patrons? Your peeps will be walking billboards getting the message out. Like you're sense humor, best luck to you.
Never hire a Spy Master that despises you, until you want an horrible death
You don’t need a haircut, keep the hair you look good
You don't have air? hmm Yes that may be a problem.
That moment when you want to keep your subscribers but you already played almost every cool game and did almost all challenges ,so you start making a tutorial for ck2 :)))
Even as a joke this video hurts me
“Hello, it’s me, I need more hair rambler here”
Considering how shite you were in prior CK2 vids, dis should be good. ;)
Post watch edit: Not too bad. You're almost halfway to becoming king of noob island!
@Tactical Bacon Eh, 769 is mid-range. If you can unite the island before the viking age starts, you should be fine. Esp with tribal retinues. Plus, once you have ships, you can go be a viking yourself and raid Iberia & N. Africa.
876 though is definitely hard-mode for noob island.
that tee has a bonus to your charisma and observation skill
Alex : smash that lick button
Me : no That's drew's task
If there is one thing I love in my UA-cam videos it's closeup zooms
I broke my computer because I can't see with glasses!
Any information on the background music? I heared some nice harpsichord, that would like to hear it again.
If y’all want to play this game there’s a site called steam unlocked where you can get this with all dlc except for iron century for free
i dont know about you guys but i kinda want to see that show Mr.rambler was in acting as a anglo-saxon
Alex you're supposed to let the cat follow you home, not pat it. It's like you don't even want a pet kitty.
Please get together with Alex, Drew. We need Drew the rambler.
The only DLC you shouldn't buy is Sunset Invasion. I really do not enjoy having the Aztecs coming out of nowhere when I'm trying to take over Europe
Honestly its fun but you should always remember to turn it off if you dont want to run the chances of getting swarmed by two massive hordes at once
can you make a video about how to retake the kids that karen took away?
please i miss them so much
Next video: Alex The Rambler reveals that he is actually from 1086 as he is an expert at Crusader Kings
Personally i really like letting the harelip trait happen to kids its funny when they grow up especially if it becomes most common family trait
Humorous, appreciate the advice. Subscribed.
posting new vid in the middle of the night only to wake me up :/
Ireland, it's quite easy to expand
me: tries to invade another country with 4000 men
other Irish country: has 6000
me: wtf
A haircut? Didn't know you could cut a receeding hairline
Alex: I need a haircut...
Me: What hair?
6:18 lol he said my name
"Comment, Like, Subscribe please"- Alex The Desperate Rambler
Hope everything is going Well and also i hope your private life is getting back togethers again also good puck with the recent operation. PS live your vids.
I always thought only old real hip folks would put something like #funny on a video
Then again the hairline agrees with me
by instant coffee he met Yorkshire Tea right
If you make the worst character you will die in a month
You should try the hoi4 mod “Bismarckreich”
I think you should have a vote for the headphones earphones and AirPods
I just started this game yesterday and after watching this video I'm somehow worse than I was.
When. You realize you can't see the family tab in the game almost the entire video :(
Do another multiplayer with isp and drew
yoou should have taken option that let your cat follow you home for that +1 health bonus
"None if this actually matters."
*Gender Equality*
It doesn't.
Don’t worry I have AirPods with the wires
I love Alex the economics
I thought your appendix would last longer than your hairline
I like you Alex here's my viewer engagement
Please more of this!
Perfect video just bought it on sale
Maybe this video will help me get good at CK2
The +10 intellect help me learned to message.
I just bought the game on sale, which DLC are the most necessary?
All English people are technically Anglo Saxon Normans
Technically
*Peers into your soul*
There I liked, subscribed, and commented.
*scrolls quickly through rules setup* “none of this actually matters” *cringe from someone who has played for hundreds of hours and knows that changing any one of most of those rules changes play dramatically*
0:38
Your girlfriend feels betrayed
Can you continue this. would love to see king Drew.
His hairline is like France because his hairline is retreating
I licked that like button like you said.
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4
It's quite hilarious listening to it at 2X fast
Don't know why I would've expected otherwise, but you didn't say anything about avoiding ducal border gore as a king.
XD
Other than that, super helpful! Except for the glasses bit, 'cause now I can't read anything on the screen.
MORE CK2👍👍
*I AM SPEED.*
how do u get a reason to make war if u dont have one
1 year late, but you need to fabricate a claim
How can you get a haircut without having any hair?
Love the channel bb
Alex... you are awesome
>wearing earbuds wrong
Dzayer
Here is a comment for you alex I know you like when people comment, cheers
Once again life skills that are VERY useful
Create the worst charater as possible and name it Mussolini !
This helped me understand how to play this fabulous game.
Kachow
Can we get a Drew Alex ISP Brit and Tommy compilation?
Drew 2 - even durnillier
Good name for a second son...
The only dlc you need is the mongol faces pack
Alex haircuts wont help your hairline it will only make it worse
MORE CK2 PLEAAASE
Petition for rambler to make the worst character ever makes the world his bitch
*how to be ba... I mean good as alex the rambler*