First Neuralink Brain Chip in a HUMAN

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  • Elon Musk says his company Neuralink just implanted its first brain chip into a human. Here’s how this works and why it matters:
    Neuralink is working on brain-computer interfaces to try to let people control a computer with just their thoughts. They’re calling this first product “Telepathy” which… fits. The actual implant is a small electronic chip with sensors that can detect brain signals and then wirelessly send them to an app, which decodes them into actions.
    They first controversially tested this on monkeys, and then back in September, the FDA approved Neuralink for its first human trials. This first human test is just to evaluate the safety of the implant and surgical robot. There are very few details so far, but Musk says that the implant is detecting neuron spikes - meaning it’s reading the electrical and chemical signals sent by the brain, which seems promising!
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    #tech #science #elonmusk #neuralink #brain #stem #animation #braincomputerinterface

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3 тис.

  • @Glorious_Memes
    @Glorious_Memes 4 місяці тому +9074

    Elon Musk in 2050 shutting down my nervous system after I forgot to renew my Neuralink subscription:

    • @lucretiaxoxo
      @lucretiaxoxo 4 місяці тому +141

      LMAO

    • @alonalohman2947
      @alonalohman2947 4 місяці тому +46

      😂

    • @kairon156
      @kairon156 4 місяці тому +209

      in turn deleting your memory of the 12 times you paid for the same product.

    • @cucumberwithketchup
      @cucumberwithketchup 4 місяці тому +42

      More like takes control over your body and sends all your money to Elon

    • @LivingNomad
      @LivingNomad 4 місяці тому +5

      Well you wouldn't just get given this for free 😂

  • @blaselandon9213
    @blaselandon9213 4 місяці тому +4014

    Imagine going to sleep and you’re about to start dreaming and all of a sudden you hear “want a break from the ads?”

    • @Foomando
      @Foomando 3 місяці тому +65

      I hollered so damn loud😂😂 cause truth be told, when you die and remember all your memories you’ll also remember all the ads you’ve watched🥴

    • @The_Questionaut
      @The_Questionaut 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@Foomandounless we find a way to extend our lives, or consciousness. Then you're stuck with the ads! 😅

    • @Abyss8564
      @Abyss8564 3 місяці тому +16

      “Hey, are you going to sleep now?”
      “Yes please shut up”
      “…Why are they called shipments in cars but also called cargo in ships?”
      *”AHHHHHHHH”*

    • @Bowl849
      @Bowl849 3 місяці тому +1

      I read that in the Reeces ad voice lol

    • @dop363
      @dop363 3 місяці тому +2

      Spotify on there way

  • @redpepper75
    @redpepper75 3 місяці тому +438

    Elon: AI is biggest threat to humanity
    Also Elon: Take this chip I made

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 3 місяці тому +20

      Sounds about right, esp the part where Elon pretends "he" made any of the products his companies sell.

    • @ShadowebEB
      @ShadowebEB 2 місяці тому +15

      Seeing all the crap that man says on a regular basis, I would not trust any of his tech anywhere near me, and even less inside my brain!

    • @no_name787-fs3yk
      @no_name787-fs3yk 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ShadowebEB starlink is pretty good 👍

    • @Tushar_995
      @Tushar_995 Місяць тому

      Bro ! The reason is no one wants to be behind in technology. He just warns us not to do that but if everyone is still doing then obviously he will think of his profits as well

    • @humbertobrizuela6889
      @humbertobrizuela6889 Місяць тому

      no f no

  • @thoughtgaming492
    @thoughtgaming492 4 місяці тому +158

    Amazing technology and great for paralyzed people. As a non paralyzed person, I will avoid this like the plague.

    • @gregmoldovan5921
      @gregmoldovan5921 3 місяці тому +5

      What if it was for the good of society and if you didn't take it, you are part of the problem? What if everyone on Facebook and all your friends and family posted their neuralink receipt like they did with their Covid immunization? Hopefully you avoid it then too - especially then.

    • @thoughtgaming492
      @thoughtgaming492 3 місяці тому +26

      @@gregmoldovan5921 Yeah that pretty much changes nothing. I will not be getting a brain chip thank you very much.

    • @gregmoldovan5921
      @gregmoldovan5921 3 місяці тому +11

      @@thoughtgaming492 Good answer! Because it would seem popular thought seems to usurp logic these days.

    • @lordzeuscannon6400
      @lordzeuscannon6400 3 місяці тому

      It doesnt matter. Its came out since the early 90s every person born receives at least 2 biological chips into their body

    • @phesaris8378
      @phesaris8378 3 місяці тому +1

      I wouldn't no matter if i had a led full thing against my head

  • @NoLoseJustLearn
    @NoLoseJustLearn 4 місяці тому +7943

    “Please fix your billing method to reenable use of your legs”
    In the not so distant future…

    • @ThatBuckskin-Frank
      @ThatBuckskin-Frank 4 місяці тому +499

      "Hey there! To access your cerebellum's balancing option, you need to pay for premium! Only basic movement is included in your current plan."

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 місяці тому +93

      Alternatively, never have a choice to walk again.
      Anything can be viewed through a pessimistic lense.

    • @bettasandbeasts6966
      @bettasandbeasts6966 4 місяці тому +87

      We will have to purchase emotes as well 💀💀💀

    • @Erik-pu4mj
      @Erik-pu4mj 4 місяці тому +126

      ​@@ElusiveTy Caution regarding abuse of life-changing technology is not merely pessimism.

    • @deecat2018
      @deecat2018 4 місяці тому +25

      Please update your brain…

  • @RenderingUser
    @RenderingUser 4 місяці тому +3186

    "we've been trying to reach you regarding your brain's extended warranty"

    • @travel.music.food.5403
      @travel.music.food.5403 4 місяці тому +12

      😂

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 місяці тому +5

      Good one.

    • @Deboned_butter
      @Deboned_butter 4 місяці тому +6

      Oh no they get to play ad’s in our sleep

    • @FreeFlightGuy
      @FreeFlightGuy 3 місяці тому +3

      lol, no one is going to provide a warranty for my beat up hunk of junk.

    • @igorlerinc3510
      @igorlerinc3510 3 місяці тому

      imagine indian scammers calling you about how to fix virus on your brain

  • @larrysriderview6068
    @larrysriderview6068 3 місяці тому +149

    The only chip going into my head is a potato chip.

  • @PKallday8
    @PKallday8 3 місяці тому +46

    This is like the SpongeBob movie when all the ppl get buckets on there head then turn into mindless robots

    • @desu38
      @desu38 2 місяці тому

      But somehow not in that order. 🤔

    • @laserbeamlightning
      @laserbeamlightning Місяць тому

      We need SpongeBob to save us with a goofy goober guitar solo then

  • @yaminightcore9325
    @yaminightcore9325 4 місяці тому +1440

    Google: i know ur search history
    Neurolink: i know ur entire existence history

    • @simonriely4206
      @simonriely4206 3 місяці тому +3

      No replies let me fix that

    • @Earth6094
      @Earth6094 3 місяці тому +9

      @@simonriely4206You fix literally nothing

    • @redhandedninjastar
      @redhandedninjastar 3 місяці тому +1

      That’s crazy

    • @barrelrole
      @barrelrole 3 місяці тому

      no kidding

    • @wowMush
      @wowMush 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Earth6094he fixed it though! Literally fixed the fact that there were no reply’s. Thanks though! We really enjoyed your enthusiasm!

  • @picklefromspace
    @picklefromspace 4 місяці тому +848

    FBI in 2030: - "From today we will be tracking everyone's neuralink device, for security reasons of course."

    • @Bubblegum-pk3yn
      @Bubblegum-pk3yn 4 місяці тому

      They'd be tracking 0.1% of the population or something incredibly small. Also unsure why everyone thinks it'll be tracked by the FBI or at all

    • @twstdreality
      @twstdreality 3 місяці тому +7

      Neuralink is only for disabled and paraplegic people as stated on their website, sadly. Because I was really looking forward to being bionic

    • @austinreed5302
      @austinreed5302 3 місяці тому

      ​@@twstdrealitythat's only for trials when it gets good enough he said everyone will be able to get it

    • @gabrielgingras814
      @gabrielgingras814 3 місяці тому +31

      ​@@twstdreality
      Consumer devices will come eventually. When performance is high and production is high.

    • @lucasread1743
      @lucasread1743 3 місяці тому +32

      @@twstdrealitytrust me, you don’t want this thing in you’re head.

  • @nimelol
    @nimelol 4 місяці тому +128

    Human: *Downloads Virus*
    Brain: Nah I'm Exploding 🏠💥

  • @VinodSingh-im4ls
    @VinodSingh-im4ls 4 місяці тому +27

    Cyber bullying bouta' be wild 💀💀

  • @arleyantes9321
    @arleyantes9321 4 місяці тому +2522

    I don't feel so optimistic about this.

    • @feedback1204
      @feedback1204 4 місяці тому +171

      I'm unsure. I don't like that Musk is the biggest player in this industry and I have very big privacy concerns, but this technology could also be life changing in a positive way.

    • @jedilynx1770
      @jedilynx1770 4 місяці тому +181

      @@feedback1204I don’t want ads when I’m trying to sleep

    • @zumato3371
      @zumato3371 4 місяці тому +21

      Because you believe all the lies about what it can do or because you hate all the people whose lives it can improve?

    • @luxaeterna365
      @luxaeterna365 4 місяці тому +3

      Then don't follow? 🤔

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 місяці тому +58

      ​@@jedilynx1770Are you paraplegic? If not, it isn't even something to consider.
      This technology could prove to be completely life changing for people that can't otherwise live a 'normal' life.
      Yes, there are obviously dystopian perspectives because some applications could be disastrous, but that goes for most technology. So long as people don't jump to get the surgery without cause (and I suspect the price will put people off anyway, for starters), there's nothing to be concerned about.
      It really comes down to whether someone otherwise incapacitated has the ability to function properly again or to never have that chance. This technology could potentially provide that chance.

  • @B0HICA
    @B0HICA 4 місяці тому +3131

    In other news, hackers are now hacking themselves & leaving everyone else alone

    • @yashwanthreddy2149
      @yashwanthreddy2149 4 місяці тому +19

      😂😂

    • @LukeRiedler
      @LukeRiedler 4 місяці тому +47

      Amen; although we could always have law enforcement monitor everyone's brain to make sure hackers leave people alome. LMAO

    • @B0HICA
      @B0HICA 4 місяці тому +30

      @@LukeRiedler the FBI will definitely be monitoring

    • @LukeRiedler
      @LukeRiedler 4 місяці тому

      Probably, I dunno, my friend Leo Dodic knows a lot more about this than I do. I'm just gonna watch the train wreck and hope it doesn't cause too much suffering.@@B0HICA

    • @elijahknox4421
      @elijahknox4421 4 місяці тому

      How is this other news

  • @RealGeneralEn
    @RealGeneralEn 4 місяці тому +19

    Me while walking: *blacks out* Please renew your monthly subscription for neuralink

  • @mikedickinson9730
    @mikedickinson9730 3 місяці тому +19

    The fact that anyone would participate in this is beyond me! Have a great reboot!

    • @inexcelsisdeo8475
      @inexcelsisdeo8475 3 місяці тому

      Yea and literally in the Bible, Jesus foretold that in the end of times the anti-Christ will rise & everyone will have to get the "mark of the beast" specifically in their forehead or hand or else they won't be able to purchase or sell anything. People thought that sounded ridiculous not long ago in MY lifetime...imagine how absurd it sounded back in the 60s before debit cards or to the people in Jesus days when they only traded like goats or fabric & had just invented coins w/Ceasars face on them.
      I bet they were like: "Huh? What does he mean BUY stuff with it? That doesn't even make sense, how would that even be possible" 😂
      Yet look now, here we are..knowing EXACTLY what it's talking about. Doesn't sound like the Bible is some old barbaric outdated irrelevant useless fairytale to me at all. But of course in these days according the world it MUST be a totally false toxic offensive brain washing book since it doesn't teach people to strictly only serve & worship themselves or throw celebrations to glorify taking it up the butt or encourage pple to stand up and fight for a legal right to medically take away the life of the life growing inside you declaring its just a "fetus" (a made up LIE) all whilst having new age spiritual beliefs that you should love and talk to PLANTS acknowledging & admiring the LIFE inside THEM & feeling so empathic & compassionate for not harming BUGS & protest against animal testing to find safe products. Good grief gimme a break..the Bible is the only truth LEFT in the world. Matter of fact I wanna say it again to everyone

    • @Wildman-zh8lg
      @Wildman-zh8lg 2 місяці тому

      Oh you're one of those people very sad

  • @nikitaunni
    @nikitaunni 4 місяці тому +2366

    Just imagine the chip processing all of your thoughts 💀

    • @t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334
      @t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 4 місяці тому +247

      imagine if they make you pay for it like a subscription or they shut off your legs

    • @pureyeetextract9176
      @pureyeetextract9176 4 місяці тому +38

      A single point in the brain might be a bit difficult for that. Things in the brain tend to be cascades

    • @Grim_Kats
      @Grim_Kats 4 місяці тому

      ​@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 "uh oh! I missed my weekly brain chip payment, now my premium subscription to having erections is gone."

    • @diederikso6397
      @diederikso6397 4 місяці тому +43

      Imagine being hacked or self destructed 💀

    • @diederikso6397
      @diederikso6397 4 місяці тому +7

      Imagine being hacked or selfdestructed 💀

  • @colinchevrier2860
    @colinchevrier2860 4 місяці тому +218

    Surgical robot implanting brain chips sounds like a plot point in a sci-fi horror movie.

    • @gettygermany
      @gettygermany 4 місяці тому +1

      Don't worry, will not happen.

    • @whydoiexist237
      @whydoiexist237 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@gettygermanyyes it will

    • @gettygermany
      @gettygermany 4 місяці тому

      @@whydoiexist237Sure, next year, like FSD, every year. You guys really can't even see reality right in front of your eyes.

    • @tammyturowski6703
      @tammyturowski6703 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@gettygermanyit's already happening.

    • @gettygermany
      @gettygermany 3 місяці тому

      @@tammyturowski6703 No, it is not. Robotic supported, but far away from replacing the surgeon with a robot (which is what "Surgical Robot implementing" implies)

  • @gh05tparkourfreerunning31
    @gh05tparkourfreerunning31 4 місяці тому +7

    Brings a whole new meaning to my personal FBI agent living inside my head rent-free

  • @Rune__
    @Rune__ 4 місяці тому +35

    The Terminator movies are not fictional, they are documentaries from the future 🙆🏼‍♀️

    • @user-mw8uy1uk7z
      @user-mw8uy1uk7z 3 місяці тому +3

      :/

    • @Seth-Halo
      @Seth-Halo 3 місяці тому +2

      Tbf, that has nothing to do with this. The Terminators were about AI run amok. Not cybernetics.

    • @aaronoreck
      @aaronoreck 3 місяці тому

      @@Seth-Halocyberdine systems, sounds pretty close, and I’m not defending the comment above, but that is one in the same field. Terminator salvation (terrible film) had the Neurolink hybrid exoskeleton.. just geeking..

  • @SnowWhite-ov9of
    @SnowWhite-ov9of 4 місяці тому +1394

    I want to be optimistic, but a "according to Elon" is not enough by any stretch of the imagination.

    • @LittleBigMediaCo
      @LittleBigMediaCo 4 місяці тому

      Go read about how the test monkeys were so badly tortured and traumatised by the implants, that they were physically trying to tear and bash their skulls open to get it out.

    • @soaringstars314
      @soaringstars314 4 місяці тому

      Although Elon musk generally likes to lie and make fake promises this is more of a specific achievement he's supposedly done but the bigger concern is how she is way to optimistic about those advancements in technology that can easily be a step to making everyone's lives miserable. Unfortunately companies will find a way to create a key of exploitation, then convince th government and after they do that some gullible people might be interested and slowly becoming the norm and even a requirement
      Seriously tho has she ever been concerned about those types of technologies? No hate on her but Elon musk isn't a good person for sure

    • @trdestruction6678
      @trdestruction6678 4 місяці тому +19

      Trusting Elon:
      Mars✅
      Free speech✅
      My consciousness❌

    • @madalena4145
      @madalena4145 4 місяці тому +123

      ​@@trdestruction6678 When we can't even trust him for free speech...

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 місяці тому

      @@trdestruction6678Here let me fix your comment:
      Mars: ❌
      Free Speach: ❌
      Conciousness: ❌

  • @richmonki
    @richmonki 4 місяці тому +132

    Imagine literally hearing in your head “your blootoof device is redy to pail”💀💀

  • @wesleyreimer3868
    @wesleyreimer3868 4 місяці тому +8

    *Cyberpunk 2077 theme intensifies*

  • @SugarHoneyIceTea-III
    @SugarHoneyIceTea-III 2 місяці тому +2

    Its all fun and games till someone trying to control you 💀

  • @istvantoth3775
    @istvantoth3775 4 місяці тому +67

    "Commander Cody, the time has come. Excecute order 66"

  • @katha3704
    @katha3704 4 місяці тому +72

    Intrusive thoughts are about to hit different

    • @sherifopeyemi9765
      @sherifopeyemi9765 3 місяці тому

      yeah ... people better erase all evil thoughts cos i bet that damn chip gon record everything and testify in court .. lol

    • @johnshipman2772
      @johnshipman2772 3 місяці тому +1

      They about to become deadly.

  • @o1497
    @o1497 3 місяці тому +6

    Imagine getting hacked to see a perfect memory of AI generated Rick rolls from different people you know

  • @funnyvalentine601
    @funnyvalentine601 3 місяці тому +4

    -Watching TV with your Family
    -Becomes Aroused
    -Neuralink transmits 🌽 onto the TV

  • @Crucial1125
    @Crucial1125 4 місяці тому +401

    Talked about this in my neurorehabilitation course today. I don't trust it at all. The ethics of this are terrible, having past tests killing many monkeys. Not only that, many of the features of the chip are either theoretical/lies or just outright impossible (currently), such as mood and hormone regulation. A few articles talk about the different features of the device, but they just seem like false promises.
    Also, we're talking about Elon here. We cannot get our hopes up on something like this.

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 місяці тому +31

      The ethics are up for debate. It's not a guaranteed death sentence, they've also seen a lot of success. Healthy people wouldn't be approached, making the ethics no worse than offering someone that's terminal the option of euthanasia. If someone is suffering and forced to 'live' a very limited life, and know the risks, that being unethical is extremely debatable.
      A lot of the claims are yet to be seen but fundamentally the technology works, at least on monkeys.
      The key takeaway should really be that this technology is advancing. Whether it's Neuralink or something else, this could be viewed as a proof of concept. Advancements in this space are taking place and competition will present itself in time, as is the nature of a free market.
      For people who are barely able to enjoy their lives, this could change everything.

    • @supershot412
      @supershot412 4 місяці тому +15

      It's only to help paralyzed people it CANNOT be hacked or do anything else

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 4 місяці тому

      Lots of tech and medicine you use come from being tested on monkeys and rats. Hence "lab rats" and "test monkeys"
      Heck every science student opens up a rabbit at some point (I did in high school)

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 4 місяці тому

      ​@@supershot412 lmao. Anything that's programmable is hackable.
      Also this is close to communist veto power of state. And entrusting the owner to never think evil
      Even if Elon meets that. What about the next leader when he dies? And the next after that?
      Giving 100% trust to any humans is terrible.

    • @deananderson7714
      @deananderson7714 4 місяці тому

      Almost like animal tests are preformed to get rid of dangerous parts of a procedure before human trials begin🤔

  • @trekguy66
    @trekguy66 4 місяці тому +267

    No way in hell am I going to become a Musk zombie.

    • @galaxyw5545
      @galaxyw5545 4 місяці тому +1

      your name is literally hellfire zombie

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 4 місяці тому +12

      @@galaxyw5545HellFire Zombie > Musk Zombie. Atleast HellFire Zombie has Freewill.

    • @trekguy66
      @trekguy66 4 місяці тому

      @@galaxyw5545, you do have a point.

    • @SuperNova496
      @SuperNova496 4 місяці тому +1

      @@trekguy66 It doesn't ..

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 4 місяці тому +1

      If you listen carefully, you can sense a tiny bit of paranoia there.
      Sarcasm on listening closely and tiny bit

  • @theempireofthepeople
    @theempireofthepeople 4 місяці тому +5

    Imagine doubting something Elon said and your legs automatically jumping from the nearest building 😅😅

  • @LuckyCharms777
    @LuckyCharms777 3 місяці тому +6

    Elon can’t even solve Tesla panel gap, yet he wants people to trust his brain gadget. 🤯

    • @Wildman-zh8lg
      @Wildman-zh8lg 2 місяці тому

      What the hell are you babbling about

  • @jacobmars1902
    @jacobmars1902 4 місяці тому +876

    Elon: “the patient is recovering well”
    thats great, elon has never lied before, oh wait

    • @yanniklemm4108
      @yanniklemm4108 4 місяці тому +27

      I mean he exadurated, and his timeliness are often far to optimistic, but when did he actually lie?

    • @tylergannon7398
      @tylergannon7398 4 місяці тому

      What would be the point of lying when he could have just not told anyone? Unless he’s trying to get the dumb asses who invest in stock based on tweets

    • @kexerino
      @kexerino 4 місяці тому +86

      ​@@yanniklemm4108 "Exaggerating" to the degree he did is considered lying imo. Self driving, Hyperloop. He made "promises" that ended up being very far from the truth.

    • @fuzzymonkey-qe1xp
      @fuzzymonkey-qe1xp 4 місяці тому

      How dare a common peasant like you talk about a man who has accomplished as much as he has? Don't hate celebrate

    • @yanniklemm4108
      @yanniklemm4108 4 місяці тому +18

      @kexerino yeah hyperloop isn't really what it was supposed to be, but FSD is still in development it just takes years.
      And the promises he couldn't keep are often years in advance of whatever he is talking about, these are a different thing then talking about something that is happening right now.
      I get what you are saying but imo I don't think he would exadurate the state of recovery for the first ever Neurolink patient, it would make him look like a monster if the truth came out.

  • @cgi2173
    @cgi2173 4 місяці тому +1051

    Works...according to Elon? 😳😳😳

    • @supercalifragilastic_expai9101
      @supercalifragilastic_expai9101 4 місяці тому +134

      Yea that mf dead

    • @doubleeclipse9537
      @doubleeclipse9537 4 місяці тому

      Found the people who need the iq booster chip 🐒

    • @ShaharHarshuv
      @ShaharHarshuv 4 місяці тому +16

      Yeah just wait one year and everything will be working

    • @viddeliten
      @viddeliten 4 місяці тому +51

      ​@@ShaharHarshuvhaha, yeah you wait one year and see if the "we will be able to do this in X time" is still the same. It will be, and that's when you know he is still full of shit.

    • @englewoodmusic
      @englewoodmusic 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@ShaharHarshuv glass broke. Freaking amazing glass... infront of everyone lol a youtuber helped him fix a problem with a rocket. Want more?

  • @TharunAA123
    @TharunAA123 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how Cleo’s shorts have almost always got nothing whatsoever to do with the video link attached to it 😂

  • @gameon2000
    @gameon2000 3 місяці тому +7

    - Error 404 (no brain found)
    - Everyone, who agrees to this

  • @meisyanadiah1136
    @meisyanadiah1136 4 місяці тому +203

    If it has ads then.... It will be Absolutely torture
    (edit 1:yall chill i now know what it do it just read your mind chill)

    • @linuswulff03
      @linuswulff03 4 місяці тому +21

      "Want a break from the ads?"

    • @timdeathly
      @timdeathly 4 місяці тому +6

      It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

    • @exilight9257
      @exilight9257 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@timdeathlyfor now

    • @brokeboy87
      @brokeboy87 4 місяці тому

      So basically Futurama

    • @Parpeing
      @Parpeing 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@timdeathlyelon musk out here bringing invasive cookies to amputees

  • @1moai-emoji1
    @1moai-emoji1 4 місяці тому +57

    Order 66 boutta be crazy💀💀💀

    • @99m0bb1n
      @99m0bb1n 4 місяці тому +6

      This one was funny 🤣

  • @notesmaker204
    @notesmaker204 3 місяці тому +1

    You pointing to your shirt saying, "huge if true", gave me a joke that I'm not too sure if i should use.

  • @PrambudiDamfino
    @PrambudiDamfino 4 місяці тому +2

    Me after installing Neurolink basic low budget package in my brain :
    /Randomly Showing unskipable pop up ad every 5 minutes/

  • @aggggha
    @aggggha 4 місяці тому +15

    All fun, games, and looks awesome until Elon literally requires you to pay for a subscription plan

    • @tammyturowski6703
      @tammyturowski6703 3 місяці тому

      Ya, cuz that's the very worst that cld happen lol

  • @Laura-pk2fd
    @Laura-pk2fd 4 місяці тому +312

    Feel like we should talk about the ethics of Neuralink...

    • @cliff9887
      @cliff9887 4 місяці тому +23

      ethics will hold us back.

    • @bmcgee3507
      @bmcgee3507 4 місяці тому +39

      What ethics? Controlling a computer with your brain shouldn’t have any ethical problems! Reading someone’s memory somehow would have problems, but that’s not what it’s doing.

    • @SustainableGal
      @SustainableGal 4 місяці тому +4

      Nothing matters anyway, even the word nothing

    • @leonardoraele
      @leonardoraele 4 місяці тому +15

      Let's talk about the ethics of controlling computers with your brain. What's wrong with it?

    • @SustainableGal
      @SustainableGal 4 місяці тому +8

      @@leonardoraele nothing, it's either personal choice, or life changing for those who wish to communicate but are unable to without the aid of said tech

  • @thierrythier2525
    @thierrythier2525 4 місяці тому +5

    What if you combine this with the apple vision pro, best collab of the century😂

  • @benplutafilms
    @benplutafilms 3 місяці тому +2

    “It’s a grey oblong pill from Japan… Quantum Nanotechnology CPU…”

  • @stevecausey545
    @stevecausey545 4 місяці тому +678

    I wouldn't let that guy change my windshield wiper blades...

    • @TQM
      @TQM 4 місяці тому +34

      I wouldn't let him take out my trash

    • @ecospider5
      @ecospider5 4 місяці тому

      Elon Musk does not work at Neuralink, brain surgeons do. He was just the person who gave $100 million dollars to start the company. He is hands on at a lot of his companies but not this one.
      He just likes to talk so he is the spokesperson for the company.
      This company is going to be life changing for people with nerve damage.

    • @stevecausey545
      @stevecausey545 4 місяці тому +27

      @@ecospider5 his ethics alone should preclude anyone from dealing with him. Ask the people in Texas getting rocket crap all over their homes

    • @ankitgokhare2620
      @ankitgokhare2620 4 місяці тому +7

      Tell your wife that neuralink can fix mental disorders. She's gonna be jumping like a kangaroo

    • @MysticElephant
      @MysticElephant 4 місяці тому +2

      @@stevecausey545damn, it’s almost like the FAA has some fault for allowing the launch to happen knowing the consequences

  • @UltraIsa297
    @UltraIsa297 4 місяці тому +323

    I don’t want any technology owned by Elon in my head

    • @Matt-bp5vy
      @Matt-bp5vy 4 місяці тому +16

      Nobody is offering it to you lmao

    • @raigman
      @raigman 4 місяці тому +9

      It’s not made for you or any of the ignorant people liking your comment 🤦‍♂️

    • @flyingdoggo316
      @flyingdoggo316 4 місяці тому +7

      The first two reply’s are missing the point. What if one day nerualinks become as useful as phone or even become necessary in society?
      EDIT: I know the chips purpose is for people who actually need it, but it could become more than that one day

    • @b3notafraid960
      @b3notafraid960 4 місяці тому

      @@Matt-bp5vy good idea like to keep it that way. Nothing in my head ever

    • @stanky5187
      @stanky5187 4 місяці тому +1

      If it stays being used only on people who need it, this will be incredible. If everyone uses it, then it will be a dystopia IRL

  • @liamk3451
    @liamk3451 4 місяці тому +1

    hey i really loved your use of the word “controversially” to dance around mentioning the very real fact that most of the monkeys tested died horribly painful and gruesome deaths in the neuralink trials. omitting crucial info in a public informative video that you know thousands will see is such a good look😍

    • @shatterpointgames
      @shatterpointgames 3 місяці тому

      It's an animal. What would you prefer? They test it on humans? Do you eat meat? If so, you're no better than people running these experiments.

    • @calandratelemnar5413
      @calandratelemnar5413 14 днів тому

      Exactly. I don't believe in making animals suffer for human advancement.

  • @Aine259
    @Aine259 Місяць тому +1

    "Your brain storage is full buy more memory now"

  • @LivingLikeADoctor5
    @LivingLikeADoctor5 4 місяці тому +18

    “Activating ‘Self-Destruct’ in 3…2….”

  • @dhyanpandya7175
    @dhyanpandya7175 4 місяці тому +9

    Imagine your chip hacked and any hacker can destroy ur life in seconds💀

    • @TioS_OCE
      @TioS_OCE 3 місяці тому +2

      Domain expansion: infinite void

  • @no-4
    @no-4 3 місяці тому +2

    My ADHD ahh getting hounded by the FBI at 3AM for my intrusive thoughts:

  • @exoticalvibes
    @exoticalvibes 3 місяці тому +1

    imagine getting ads in your dreams. one second i’m dreaming about being chased by a monster & next all you see is a mcdonald’s commercial 😂

  • @BigBoiiLeem
    @BigBoiiLeem 4 місяці тому +87

    A chip on my brain belonging to the billionaire class? No thanks, I've read enough dystopian YA novels to know how that ends

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 місяці тому +8

      Good thing you're likely not severely disabled and even need to consider the possibility!
      Medical devices are weighed using pros and cons.
      Someone that's fortunate (or 'privileged') enough to be able to reject a device to allow them to function properly and actually live some sort of life is not the target demographic. Those that are suffering have a very different decision.

    • @timdeathly
      @timdeathly 4 місяці тому +4

      It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

  • @Zack_Taylor
    @Zack_Taylor 4 місяці тому +107

    I don't want this man anywhere near this tech. Brain human interfaces can bring a utopia but not if it's controlled by profit.

    • @flipz8632
      @flipz8632 4 місяці тому

      Dude rn it's just an early medical device meant for paralyzed people and others with brain injuries to try and give them better quality of life

    • @russellmania5349
      @russellmania5349 4 місяці тому +5

      don't worry I'm sure Amazon and Bill Gates will have there own chips. Maybe even Apple will join in also, but the Apple chips will come at a premium price that most people can't afford.

    • @nikhilgill
      @nikhilgill 4 місяці тому

      Don't worry they will not sell it to you anyway it is only for ultra mega rich billionaires

    • @russellmania5349
      @russellmania5349 4 місяці тому

      @@nikhilgill
      They will probably have programs and incentives to get the chip implant. Transhumanism is part of there agenda.

    • @the_skips
      @the_skips 4 місяці тому

      Brain human interfaces are not that different from implants. Implants and entire pharma is controlled by profit. That does not mean that it doesn't work

  • @avres13
    @avres13 2 місяці тому +1

    Elon just solved the overpopulation problem

  • @Funghios
    @Funghios 3 місяці тому +1

    keyboard companies are sweating

  • @jessegriffin9
    @jessegriffin9 4 місяці тому +53

    I cannot think this morning . Where's my charger?

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 місяці тому +6

      PRINT THE 'I'm not me without my morning boot up' SHIRTS

    • @sedwars3616
      @sedwars3616 4 місяці тому

      it's not supposed to be a computer that replaces your brain lmao to me it seems like a remote controlled by your brain

    • @wildyato3737
      @wildyato3737 4 місяці тому

      Imagine this technology gets charged every time near *Air charger* 😂😂
      It never gets dies..
      and your brain gets hijacked forever😂

  • @Navelpoint-wf1000
    @Navelpoint-wf1000 4 місяці тому +11

    "Later tonight at 2:55 AM Telepathy will update to version 1.0.9"

  • @warfare1101
    @warfare1101 3 місяці тому +1

    There are so many forms of media detailing exactly why something like this is a bad idea

  • @jo_nm9484
    @jo_nm9484 3 місяці тому

    Me getting an unskippable horror game ad in my brain while I'm sleeping

  • @shanmukhsrikar
    @shanmukhsrikar 4 місяці тому +48

    Bro why aren't you walking properly?
    " My brain is lagging, let me download the new update"

    • @timdeathly
      @timdeathly 4 місяці тому +2

      It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

    • @SuperNova496
      @SuperNova496 4 місяці тому +2

      Yep.. That's scary

    • @Filmaker25
      @Filmaker25 4 місяці тому +1

      upgrade your brain with the new brain app!

  • @dakiletsplay16
    @dakiletsplay16 4 місяці тому +8

    Getting neurolink rick rolled sounds like a blast

  • @ahmadhamzah7238
    @ahmadhamzah7238 3 місяці тому

    Me, after work, jumping into bed, then hearing “WANNA BREAK FROM THE ADS?”

  • @kudrzyk
    @kudrzyk 3 місяці тому

    *_chippin in starts playing at a distance_*

  • @MightyCoffeeMaker
    @MightyCoffeeMaker 4 місяці тому +9

    Yeah, makes me sooooo optimistic.

    • @timdeathly
      @timdeathly 4 місяці тому

      It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

    • @Haha-if9qf
      @Haha-if9qf 2 місяці тому

      ​@@timdeathlyyeah but for now that is the use but in the future i'm not too optimistic

  • @letanthong
    @letanthong 4 місяці тому +5

    Just imagine 15s ads every 2-3min in your brain and tell me that a good idea

  • @hmmm7150
    @hmmm7150 3 місяці тому

    “I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."

  • @proton6202
    @proton6202 4 місяці тому

    Imagine getting two unskippable ads whenever every half hour

  • @_x__q
    @_x__q 4 місяці тому +5

    The end is near.

  • @KyleReardon
    @KyleReardon 4 місяці тому +144

    We gotta make that asterisk as big as possible. This guy hasn't told the truth about any of his products for a decade

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 місяці тому +8

      Now that isn't exactly true. He's unreliable, to be sure, but it's also not exactly that he's 'not told the truth', he's more so over ambitious and overestimates himself (and companies).
      The biggest difference is the fact that what you're referencing didn't have any studies or proof when those claims were made. Neuralink does.

    • @KyleReardon
      @KyleReardon 4 місяці тому

      @@ElusiveTy I mean he also admitted that he lied about the hyperloop to get California to abandon their high speed rail plans so that people would keep buying cars. I guess the truth is a mix of deception and foolish, unsustainable ambition.

    • @DrMattHH
      @DrMattHH 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@ElusiveTy No, OP was right. He doesn't overestimate. He intentionally overhypes. This has been proven over & over.

    • @danielcabrera8012
      @danielcabrera8012 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@ElusiveTy Yeah lies is more accurate especially with all the times he says "we can do it today" and 5 years latter their still not even close

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 4 місяці тому

      Yeah let's ask someone with potential world domination evil. If he's cooking up evil. Then we await Elon to tell us his plan to become conqueror supreme whilst stroking a white cat and laughing maniacally

  • @SpritousCranberrium
    @SpritousCranberrium 3 місяці тому

    “Alert neuralink overheating” me: wtf-*freaking dies*

  • @JohnLewis-oz9wn
    @JohnLewis-oz9wn 4 місяці тому +1

    Ah yes the company whose products catch on fire is putting products in our brains

  • @ElderSteak5
    @ElderSteak5 4 місяці тому +4

    That same person in 2050: Help my brain got hacked!

    • @wildyato3737
      @wildyato3737 4 місяці тому

      He won't able to type this in 1st place😂

  • @CaptainUrielVentris7
    @CaptainUrielVentris7 4 місяці тому +91

    We should of course treat everything coming from the muskrat with extreme sketicism. I'm also skeptical of brain interfaces, I kind of expect them to be prone to falsely firing, like if you think *about* activating a function, is that going to activate it? Hopefully not.

    • @CodaCoda9
      @CodaCoda9 4 місяці тому +8

      If you think about moving your arm, do you move your arm? The region of your brain were you think it totally separate from the region of the brain where you actually control your body.

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@CodaCoda9 blurred when you dream.

    • @timdeathly
      @timdeathly 4 місяці тому +2

      It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

    • @CaptainUrielVentris7
      @CaptainUrielVentris7 4 місяці тому +1

      @@timdeathly that's the first application and the best for PR, but if you think the Muskrat would be content with a market that small you don't understand capitalists.

    • @user-zs6wo3yw4k
      @user-zs6wo3yw4k 4 місяці тому

      Womp womp

  • @theboulder027
    @theboulder027 3 місяці тому +1

    On one hand, this technology could be amazing for helping people with disabilities. On the other hand, no way in hell I'm giving some corporation access to and records of my damn neural activity.

  • @papantale
    @papantale 3 місяці тому +1

    This is only slightly horrifying and existential..

  • @adwaithmiani4000
    @adwaithmiani4000 4 місяці тому +83

    if this succeeds, then it will start a new era in human history.. negative or positive , time will prove

    • @MrBanana2000
      @MrBanana2000 4 місяці тому +25

      Never will I ever in my entire life implant that in my body

    • @bmcgee3507
      @bmcgee3507 4 місяці тому +4

      I will get that implant as soon as it’s a commercially viable product that works and is sold.

    • @SESO420
      @SESO420 4 місяці тому +1

      Sign me up i will either get f**ked and get ads implanted on my brain or i will exceed my limits

    • @PsychedelicVortex
      @PsychedelicVortex 4 місяці тому +9

      @@MrBanana2000No one said you have to have it, it’s optional at least for now

    • @Test-ny6uh
      @Test-ny6uh 4 місяці тому

      Disable people ​@@MrBanana2000

  • @AILIT1
    @AILIT1 4 місяці тому +34

    If only a more trustworthy person was at the helm of this company.

    • @sadjiajfiarei3498
      @sadjiajfiarei3498 4 місяці тому +1

      don't worry soon gates/bezos everybody will be making these.

    • @MagicToenail
      @MagicToenail 4 місяці тому

      @@sadjiajfiarei3498Even worse. Amazon……
      Bezos is just going to put neuralink in our brains to make us all Amazon slave puppets

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 4 місяці тому

      @@sadjiajfiarei3498Gates isn’t even in charge of Microsoft anymore. He runs an NGO. So is Bezos, he’s chilling on a yacht with his large breasted girlfriend. So no these guys are not going to put chips in your head any time soon

    • @gettygermany
      @gettygermany 4 місяці тому

      The joke is really that a little research shows you a) what neuralink developed and why this has nothing to do with what Musk is promoting here and b) that 7 of the 8 scientist at Neuralink just left after Musk bought the company and c) that there is absolutely no patent or scientific paper coming out of that company which is even remotely touching the topics he says will be done. Like anyone who can actually do research can see that easily, but it seems the lady here is not caring for doing any research on what she promotes on her channel.

    • @spazmcat3853
      @spazmcat3853 3 місяці тому

      Name a rich person that is trustworthy

  • @garystein8610
    @garystein8610 4 місяці тому

    "This pie is so good, I could just DIE!"
    **Flat line**

  • @Nroproductions
    @Nroproductions 2 місяці тому +1

    if my friend was at school playing on his computer and thought of something it would be bad….

  • @chessmyantidrug
    @chessmyantidrug 4 місяці тому +69

    I'm optimistic about science and technology, I am not optimistic about anything involving Elon Musk

    • @flazerflint
      @flazerflint 4 місяці тому +2

      then ur a decel and pesmisstic

    • @gettygermany
      @gettygermany 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, it is total nonsense what he says there, I am confused why she just want to make clear that she has absolutely no idea of science and that she doesn't researches any of the topics she covers here.

    • @Carrie-qe6mh
      @Carrie-qe6mh 3 місяці тому

      ​@@flazerflint elon famously never fucked anything up or anything

    • @alexjamesbilodeau
      @alexjamesbilodeau 3 місяці тому

      @@Carrie-qe6mhElon Musk is wrong everyday just the like rest of us. With that being said, he’s proven time and time again he can deliver, even if his incredibly optimistic timelines are way off.

    • @Carrie-qe6mh
      @Carrie-qe6mh 3 місяці тому

      @alexjamesbilodeau when im wrong it doesn't have drastic economic and political effects. im also usually not told im wrong beforehand by thousands of people. but yeah we're totally comparable lol

  • @cheryllewis-scott8741
    @cheryllewis-scott8741 4 місяці тому +71

    I would not want anything made by Elon anywhere near my brain.

    • @imsharted
      @imsharted 4 місяці тому +4

      I was gonna say the exact same thing.

    • @russellmania5349
      @russellmania5349 4 місяці тому +1

      @@imsharted
      I wouldn't want any tech no matter who made it in my brain. This reminds me when a company in Wisconsin was offering to chip their employers. I'm sure this tech is much more invasive than an RDIF chip.

    • @userI3I2
      @userI3I2 4 місяці тому

      @austin-hs8rh having a dog / master relationship with Elon is true snowflakery.

    • @sadjiajfiarei3498
      @sadjiajfiarei3498 4 місяці тому

      who is offering oyu.

    • @Parpeing
      @Parpeing 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@austin-hs8rh bro is excited to join the dead monkey club

  • @40hzLMAO
    @40hzLMAO 4 місяці тому

    i lowkey got distracted by how smooth your voice sounds like halfway through

  • @ryanmathis8286
    @ryanmathis8286 3 місяці тому

    Now they can finally do commercials in my dreams

  • @greenbean7355
    @greenbean7355 4 місяці тому +5

    Musk’s tweet sounds like it’s an audio log from a post apocalyptic sci-fi game.

  • @-JackER
    @-JackER 4 місяці тому +9

    cant wait for the first human hacking

  • @SipAke136
    @SipAke136 3 місяці тому +1

    Imagine it overheats and explodes

  • @mrp8171
    @mrp8171 3 місяці тому

    "Guys, someone just hacked my brain and start Rickrolling me non stop

  • @Thathumanoverthere1701
    @Thathumanoverthere1701 4 місяці тому +27

    Elon: Don't trust AI!!!
    Also, Elon: Let's put a chip in the head to transmit to an app!

    • @timdeathly
      @timdeathly 4 місяці тому +2

      It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

    • @-JustHuman-
      @-JustHuman- 4 місяці тому +2

      Not the same thing, they are in fact they are counter to each other. One is to replace people, the other is to enhance people or fix people as it is the case in this version.

    • @TheTeddyGuy28
      @TheTeddyGuy28 4 місяці тому

      Not according to Elon lmao@@timdeathly

    • @indianministryofilluminati3531
      @indianministryofilluminati3531 4 місяці тому +2

      Chip is not AI! Also, it's for paraplegics.

  • @Hoholikzqxwk
    @Hoholikzqxwk 4 місяці тому +3

    I wonder how brain chemistry could play a factor if it reads those signals? Like someone getting chipped then falling into a depression or vice versa, or having an underlying addiction when they see if think about something while using the Neuralink

    • @gettygermany
      @gettygermany 4 місяці тому

      It will do nothing even remotely related to the things Musk said, it is just a dead end and nothing absolutely nothing happen with Neuralink that Musk announced- Even better: He doesn't even have the scientists anymore who worked at Neuralink. It is just disturbing that people believe another person who CONSTANTLY lied. What is it that you think he is not lying again?

  • @sophiavincent7785
    @sophiavincent7785 3 місяці тому +1

    Nah nah nah I don't want musk anywhere near me and that includes my head

  • @housel9352
    @housel9352 Місяць тому

    "Melatonin supply disabled, please swipe card to continue"

  • @TecTimmy
    @TecTimmy 4 місяці тому +4

    I’ll bet the hospital food at Neural Link is good.

    • @quententrollipart1985
      @quententrollipart1985 4 місяці тому

      Holographic Meatloaf. That’s where Plankton buys his from…

  • @A.Person8
    @A.Person8 4 місяці тому +37

    “Wake up samurai we got a city to burn.” Elon musk 2024

    • @gregmoldovan5921
      @gregmoldovan5921 3 місяці тому

      Vrooop - beep boop - we have a city to burn...

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 3 місяці тому +1

      More like, "wake up, we've got a bunch of morons to grift"

    • @hoonteri1760
      @hoonteri1760 3 місяці тому

      nah he’s the corpo

  • @robturner7024
    @robturner7024 3 місяці тому

    Replacing cars with humans on the assembly line .

  • @christopherpaxton85
    @christopherpaxton85 3 місяці тому

    I believe that our cellphone has already been testing these capabilities, to read your thoughts, for years.

  • @thomaswilson4127
    @thomaswilson4127 4 місяці тому +12

    Elon Musk after implantation chips in himans
    "One pc to rule them all"

    • @ILoveSkyrim
      @ILoveSkyrim 4 місяці тому +1

      You just gave me the idea for my comment lol

  • @englewoodmusic
    @englewoodmusic 4 місяці тому +91

    Elon Musk also spreads a lot of conspiracy theories 🤷‍♂️

    • @christophermm23
      @christophermm23 4 місяці тому +17

      Not conspiracy if he uses his chip to make them true

    • @tomas_silva07
      @tomas_silva07 4 місяці тому +3

      @@christophermm23😂😂

    • @user-fg1nt9vi7c
      @user-fg1nt9vi7c 4 місяці тому +5

      No he doesn’t. Name one. Just one.

    • @joelimbergamo639
      @joelimbergamo639 4 місяці тому

      ​@@user-fg1nt9vi7cQanon is the biggest offender

    • @englewoodmusic
      @englewoodmusic 4 місяці тому

      @user-fg1nt9vi7c pizza gate
      5 times in two weeks. Should I go on? Brains............ where are they

  • @theonlyone9036
    @theonlyone9036 3 місяці тому +1

    Salute to the test subject for helping 😈😈

  • @crimsonking1133
    @crimsonking1133 3 місяці тому

    Now all we need is a titan sized Mech.....